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how come cant u see the prices
Nah jk
Cuz i didnt put the card in my phone
u can just open the store
72 mbps
Not homeless its just my parents that wont let me get my own card
You're probably right💀
i am right
Have you tried clearing the game caches
Nope


You might wanna do that
Or if you have VPN enabled, you might wanna turn it off
After i delete caches,what should I do
inflation
Tysm
Fr lol
Reopen the game
K
What knife and glove combo can u buy for 1k gold thats good
I'm not Russian

Wtv
where u from
Kazakhstan
is a man behind that picture
so yes somewhere around there
Sure
standoff 2 on aptoide?
@devout bobcat Meh
Aw hell naw who the hell still using aptoid
Omg really
definitely not me
Holy doritos,It still doing it
Just dm @silk moth at this point
(You’re gonna get redirected)

I should throw my phone for the best 
hi
Bought new phone 

My discord is buggy asf
if thats you on the profile then ur not young and u should get a job
that u in ur pfp ?
My dream phsyics
oh alr
No 💔
oh damn gll
I do judo if you want to know why
People told me about it
I'll give calisthenics a try then,ty
can smn help me i need some gloves for the mantis eclpise knife not too expensive ones tho
oh nice i do mixed martal arts
How cant i get free cods for skins
The engine couldn’t handle my demand and it just quitted its life
I'm not skinny grown man
oh im doing only calisthenics
I have muscles but not like the guy in my pfp
Still not 💔
You can refer to this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
@devout bobcat Why can't I send a message to the bot
Lol
Sorry for annoying you btw
Stop being a kitten and open your dm 
Let me show you in dm
I bought it
@upper cliff i grow the biceps more faster with calisthenics than in the gym
Poco yeah 
that your phone
I ain't paying more for a phone, gotta get a good laptop aside 
I do judo just to defend myself,For phsyic reason,To open my back and build my back muscles
got my dream body at young age i have full set of abs and my arms look pretty nice
That's really good
tyyy ❤️
oh ,thats cool

what poco u got
And for the biceps and triceps,I'm willing to go to the gym
Not just them
But all the body
He didn’t send anything btw
im having a love/hate relationship with it
@devout bobcat Accept the friend req,Ghost rider 
it overheats so easy
The x7 pro 
512 + 12
And charger with it as in the bad eu no charger block included
That’s why I said open your dm

Ik it cuz I’ve been on this platform since 2017
330 euros for 5 years i consider it a good deal
I was 13
thats crazy overprice
You just destroyed my mind now
nice , i was going at the gym like 4 months and the muscles didn't grow 🪴
You can’t dm the bot cuz your DM is closed
Nah, normal price for all would be 460 euros
Ohh
It’s the way discord DM system works
i feel more better with calisthenics

Eva is a man behind the mask
I’m his wall residence
u can literally buy it on aliexpress for 240€

or 309€ on the official xiaomi page
Without counting the taxes for imports
I took it from official xiaomi app
Joker such a good Xmas movie
Yeah my spelling is perfect ik
2 AI applied pictures in #🌅│fan-art btw
Y'all should be watching ot
same i bought the poco f7
Thought he drew tha
Bing Chilling 🥀
@devout bobcat I need help dm
Done
Website?
The inconsistency in smaller details gave it away
I mean the phone on its own was 280
+50 euros for 90W charger
In the big 25🥀 🤦
GUYS. Reply to this message and say "Me" if you want me to try my best for you to successfully win my next championship race in Monoposto! I will provide a short summary of the outcome and a screenshot in dms!
U right
i was saying for Eva
Fast charger can kill the battery 
It doesn't
Get to master zhxrm no way ur hardstuck ranger
Yes but no
Anyways i'm off, cya
cya man behind the mask
I gives all of you Wings
Me and butter are struggling 
my phone is 5 years old
Pack it up unc
Me
What is monoposto
Fr , me zhxrm and butter are struggling to get master
Hi
i can't play anything, the screen just freeze
My nails so long it kept tapping the screen 💅
What device are you using
Sonn
Have y'all seen the new discord feature
eh is old but it s still working
Double tap my text
realme c21 , i bought it in 2020
An F1 mobile racing game, sadly it doesn't have Rights so no official teams are on except Red Bull and McLaren which I made
Ohhh
Cheap mobile from 2020 what the heck
Nah I prefer iRacing


I prefer F1 2020
Which I'm finding out I'm washed at it
I am struggling to be top 3 in 110 AI
I love Christmas themed soundtracks here
yeah after 5 years ,i still staying 10 hours without a problem

I prefer F1 22 and 23
I ain't got money for any of them
I'll try to find it selling 2nd bought
so then it was 100$ , idk depends where u are
In my 2020 one I'm at season 6
Buy a phone
Anyways, I'll go play the race now.
the phone is still working why should i buy a new one? i have my sister phone and i can play so2 with 61hz
Hello eveyone, I am Mark Zuckeberg, creator of aslbolt, stancoff 3 has been cancelad, merry chrismas


Financial discipline?
that means ur racist 
When will red bull hire me
brotha i want to buy things with my money ,not with my mom money
I’ve done countless stunts in my life
🗿
When you have no time to play a game
I barely have enough time to play
You don’t had a job?
Oh, you are 17 right now?
im 19 bruh ,but i have exams
Buy a pc
So many inexperienced with life simulator here. Me included 
ik ur tired , we know ur tired , and someone's on this server don't know ur tired
Life simulator?
bro my pc is broken like yesterday xdd
@devout bobcat Is Asetto Corsa a good game to buy ?
God should fix this bug cuz the weather isn’t appearing correctly on my radar UI
Always
Assetto Corsa Ultimate
yoo that game is fkg cool
Is there a lot to do on offline modes ?
I ain't tryna pay for plus to play online
play it with music
Console? 
Is ut
Is it*
Gg
same , mark with a K 😘
I played PS2 til 2014
nope

Mine was a Buttons phone
From my mom. To play Snake game
The soundtracks are cool
Yk what I like
124146744
I’m a loyal Michelin customer 
or just buy a normal charger, fast speed charger sucks
only use fast speed charger in emergency cases

Prime Zhxrm (2024 text)
I like how so2 didn't remove fable box then poor revenge box
Yes who don't have revenge things going down price
fable has been in the shop for like 5 years
Exactly
ive always expected it to get removed in the next update
@devout bobcat u banned them ?
I think so
yo gng someone is playstation expert?
1688
I think so
@deft bobcat lier

Maybe, I played since ps2 era
What’s wrong with the gamepad
Yo bro,I did contact,They asked me for the id,I told them I don't have an acc
Is that normal 
and he was playing at random got mad at playing crysis 2 and threw the gamepad at wall
Crazy fr
got some gamepad from temu ordered by uncle
Just say that then, see what happens 
I didn't play like for 3 years
and now im looking for specific one it was all black and had that long thingi that was into ps3
It got blocked or idk
I don't remember the password for the old account
That's why

@devout bobcat so can u help?
You’re looking for the original dualshock 3 controller? 
bro it's just stay stuck on "loading player profile"

i dont think it was cuz it didnt had the buttons for original and it had the long plug in thingy
The camera? 
i can show u pic of it in dms
Like the kinect from xbox 360?
Legend 1v1 is suspicious
Its kind of possible

I won 10/10 on my new alt and calibrated 1867 mmr
Zhxrm noob, change my mind
does calibration even have any perks
as far as i'm concerned its just as if you were playing normally but just couldnt see the rank
real legends are broze 3
You get charm at end of season
Thats it
You were Ranger before you started your first calibration
Not tradable

nope
I was master
I was one
Yes the rank reset to Ranger
You can’t see it during calibration
fr?

why reset to ranger
Everyone’s rank are unique on 0 calibration
@devout bobcat I deleted the game 
gimme yo account
What you gonna do with it
why not reset to 0 mmr then
Some can start with Gold 1, some can start with Phoenix. It depends on what rank were they previously got
why specifically ranger
give myslef gold
I see
After the next season, your rank was reset down to 2 ranks
why this guy so mean
now that makes sense
Can I start as legend on next season pls

Lol
pay me 500k gold and yes
100% legid
I have someone relaying this information to me in the studio
(allegedly)
I don’t think so, my previous season rank was Elite and I started as Master this season (atm Legend ofc
)
fat
Guys is there any free stuff?
You can’t see your calibration rank
if the person name i lacedupjeans is mean they are bronze
Where
Yes the 30min ban from Comp is free, just leave the match
😐
Obv my calibration rank Legend 
For ads?
There was a bot that can see hidden rank before but it got shut down. I gathered enough knowledge about how the system works
I meant like for Christmas
I wanted to ask is it worth it to buy the gold pass
nah
What is the best thing to buy i have 20€
@kind flame you should practice your English on this chat
he needs to give me purple role




who is that lmao
oh its a youtuber
100k subs but only 700 likes on the newest video
Which was posted 4 days ago

Standoff in the big 26 is crazy
Hold your flip flop, it aint 26 yet
The edges
Should I search for the 2021 zhxrm texts?
Pls help
Haters.
Elaborate
dam you furry too
I was a gryphon
Well i don't have a sticker for that 🤨
I do have a makeup kit
False info their not even looking for players rn
where can I create a ticket for a raport?
On their website
Just go to google write standoff report and u will find their site
Average dude who took standoff seriously

@quasi spruce u figured it out now?
Carring abt ranks bc how ru nearly same level as me and pheonix
Pretty much sums up ur not good
No hate tho
I don't play rank at all
I like defuse actually 🤭
Anyone trynna play
@normal scaffold why what did jkommando do to you 😭
It touched me mid game
Ranks full of sweats n cheaters it shortens my lifespan everytime i play it
And you consider this a bad thing? Id tell it to keep going
Crazy
I tried to help friend to rank up and guess what we played 3 games against hacker so we canceled the idea 🤭🤭
Lmao that's some bad luck you got i played 10 games for my rank n didn't run into a cheater once (maybe one time)
i need a duo
Me
elite
Its not my luck i guess 🙄
i need someone whos elite
I'm cobblestone 3 take it or leave it
Hello, I’ve never bought the Gold Pass and my Battle Pass level is currently 4. Is it worth buying? If I start today and complete all the Gold Pass challenges, how many levels can I get? Can I get the knife? With the Gold Pass, do I level up faster, or does it make no difference? What’s the maximum level I can reach in the end?
Guys who listen to ray
Who in the genuine fuh is ray
Yeee
Any redeem codes rn i am new to this game but pretty usual to fpses
Lemme cut the explanation short, it's not worth it from personal experiences
Why
U get knife?
You talking about ray charles?
Is skins price increased due to Christmas?
? No promo/redeem codes
How many levels did you manage to complete? Did you finish all the challenges?
That's about it, the rest is useless and the knife i got was utter ahh so i lost money
???
Can't remember but i got to the silver medal that's about it
So what do you think I should spend my money on in the game so it’s cheaper and I get more rewards?
Js don't buy the pass, if you want a skin buy it and go on with your day
Gold is really expensive. If I want to buy a butterfly knife with gold, it costs way too much.
Anyone trynna play
Greetings, yes you can play on a PC
And yes it is legal
O
Should i play with my rtx 4070 like it is working well?
Yeah sure
Wait
even critical ops let's u play on pc
I did now
I am not champion now haha
Master done finally
some peoples play with friends and it’s very easy to rank push but solo ahh ahh
Master and elite in comp are pure hell
why cant we buy the bp with gold

Yo
Removed the feature, might bring it back
Yoyo
.

Me too
For Master and above, DM @silk moth.
thank you
The real players is Legend rank
They are the main characters
hitting that in comp is no way for me this season lmfao
I barely hit it in Allies and Duels
The battlepass is badly designed, you need to grind like crazy completing all objectives to barely reach lv45 - lv48
I cant recommend it to anyone
Its not casual oriented...
Its for people who are tryhards or for those who will buy levels
Oh geez I sure am soo lazy to play and grind the game to get rewarded I just wanted the game to give me 30 battle pass levels in a single game
Dork

you dont have to grind every sinlge mission to get to level 45
well at least before you didnt idk about now since they changed it a lot
More like i just paid for BP why do i need to grind so hard?
I buy Battlepass in Fortnite, genshin, CS2 (armory pass) and its not hard to complete like standoff 2
That's why i just buy my skins instead of buying BP
And alot of users has the same thinking process
Then why get into the conversation? Just leave
they added the battle pass to the game is more active
@silk moth
Stop rage baiting bro
So sad
How about you stop being a fat slob and get a job instead of complaining about battle pass being hard to grind
Goofball is 30yo without a job talm bout some badly designed bp
What about you? Insulting me for stating my opinion and trying to ragebait others?
it is criminal offense
you will be arrested for playing so2 on pc
if you play 2-3h per day you have enough time to complete all the missions
even if you play casually
He can't do that because he's a fat slob lazy bum that does nothing but complain all day
No one ragebaiting nobody

nab
you dont need 2 h 1 h is enough and you dont need to comaplte all dailys and all weeklys to get tl level 45
Shut up alexgd1
poor alexgd1
Name 5 anime
goo dthing my name is AlexGD1
1h if you know what youre doing
for the average Evgenii playing from novosibirsk it is a different story
vinland sage, blue lock, black clover, one punch man, dragaon ball
Name 5 Jobs
some will find it harder than this
????
- Foot
5 jobs
engineer, teacher, cleaner, assitance and cashier
Never heard all ts random bs son except dragon ball
hollon now
I don't want to bother with that
I often need a fast charge anyways

No thank you

Name 5 black streamers/youtubers
1:ksi 10 million Subscribers
Kai cenat:12.8 million subscribers
Ishowspeed:48.8 million subscribers
Foot:infinite subscribers
Mrbeast:2foot
Who tf is foot
Foot
Brochacho tryna sneak Kai cenat 😭😭
foot femej
Kai is not black he mixed
Im in the thick of it everybody knows

He is 1 cup of milk 5 cups of chocolate
More like 4 cups of milk 1 cup of chocolate
Mr best is that ninja
Ninja
🥷🥷🥷🥷🥷
Where did the 67 meme come from
Why people laugh at it
Show me more respect boy
I will call kai cenat to sing the doi doi doi song on your ears
who this guy thing he is
I am so cooked
Wait till he have to deal with the scp 67
Scp wish i know
Im crine 😂😂😂
:(((((
Ye you are

Ng im just saying u.s.a memes
What do you think I should do with my money to get the most benefit and get a good knife?
They litterally laugh at a guy showing his shoes
any gloves that looks good with Fang Haunt under 1400 gold
Idk
But
When the new knife boxes come out
You should boy
The new stilleto
And champion gloves
Open cases
Im pretty sure they are a good combo
Hell no
how much is it
Nobody talking to you
It didnt came out yet
Sorry man
Buy rebellion
Or frond
It's ok I didn't mean it too
I will probably save for Frond
I get that from one graphic design
You should buy the battle pass and buy levels (if u have money) but is you're poor buy the battle pass and complete it
But do not Open cases
Ok
They should make we can buy pass with gold
The prev event you can do that
Not anymore
holographic skins pack when tho anybody knows anything?
Wait till the event end and wait till the NEW event come
And you sell
All the stuff
are u talking to urself lol
not being mean
I was talking to greenevil
@scarlet onyx Open cases bro you'll win big don't let nobody tell you otherwise
@scarlet onyx
oh mb
You just want to see him losing all his golds
Pls no
He lowk schizophrenic
whats that
Losing? You never lose when opening cases
It means he sees things we don't
If u open 50 cases you will never lose

Exactly
Yo should i open the winter crate from the pass or keep it?
when will some box go out of game
Keep it
Open em
lol
KEEP IT
Sooo i keep i shouldn't trust someone that looks mexican right?
I might aswell go open my cases from pass
Back to the game after 2 years break did I miss anything important 
why
Keep em
Fukc this
Open everything you have
Can i sell them next season?
yes
Which
I got arcane M40 🔥
thats bot a crate last i checked'
The free crate
Thats good
But i think the fn fal is gonna be more expensive
open all crat and cases
I was tryna to ragebait you lol
Cuz ist colors
you can make like 500 gold
I dont even have the pass
A friend is gonna buy me the battle pass
You can just edit the message
Me too?
🧠
With 100gold?
No yoy dont
Just keep everything you have
Ngs u confuse me
Ight
i can also jsut messege hte correct messege under it
Yez
Bye
is there a problem?
Can u come dm and help me?
lolll
Just keep everything you have and let nobody change your mind
I can help but then its 50 gold xd
Don't be like georgie and Pennywise
alex
Bruhhh
I need to do whatttt
Lolll
dm
no?
yes
Open
yes
Ng im done
goat
wzp


✌🏿
i do
I have nitro
I do
Give me I’ll sing u a Christmas song
Bro is NOT Mr beast
Is there an online authority who can help?
w seed ❤️🩹🌹
Me me me me 😢😢
ik how to invest
trust me
i'll turn it into a 3k
😮
🤬😡😡🤬
Are you Turkish?
no my my grandpa had turkish genes
since my country was occupied by ottoman
🥰
I'd suggest taking professional out of your bio
we need cs port
6 7
wheres my goldi

So when can i join hejt5
It's open
To everyone
The clan
Literally
We had it closed due to bots
But now it's fine
Really? 🤔
Wdym
Yes
When u create a clan
The bots in game
Try to enter
We had in one hour 300 Requests of entry
In the clan
Now there's 0
(ofc)
how many points is the battles pass points in total ? both daliy and weekly mssions combined ?
Its still open and with space @warped lotus
Hm
It's real people, the game puts u first on the search thingie when u create an account
I had like 600 requests
xD
Dragos
What u doing here
Bru
?

Dragos what combo do u have
Bad one
yo guys
It doesnt matter I'm just curious but if u don't wanna tell me it's okay
Yo wsg remember me
arent u looking for one with a 4k budget
yes
Nah 20k
oh haunt?
But i got 8k rn if I sell all my stuff
Exactly
Hi guys am new
J can u friend me in-game
@stray violet is scemer he didn't give gold 😢😡🤬😡😢
I'm not even playing so i didn't build a inventory
210362741
Had it, it's nice
Whats urs bc i have 200+
What do u have now
Whats ur lvl
Wdym
In game
Yea but i wanted to ask yk the skins u get
sent
By leveling
u get shi by leveling
How did u like remove them for ur invetory
Filter
Oh k
Imma accept rn
how much did the m9 cost
i was thinking of getting it as well but idek
Rn is at 44/46
I put mine for 50k, it will sell eventually
This m9 was more of an investment than a combo
True
dam how long ago
In like 4 years ago m9 dg was like 15k
bro nobody cares if u have skins or not😭 unless the guy is a douche
November 5
Not skins gng rank
A month or 2 ago
so not long ago
Yeah
so u got 10k in a month pretty much
But yeah it could be bc m9. Dg going like 2k per day
5k after taxes
If u wait till March or April dg will go like 55/60k ngl
😭
Ik but i can see more profit in other things
This is slow
Yeah
yeahh probably
i wanna buy it but idrk
i was thinking of expensive combos
Like what
dg combo
Man i bought m9 universe for 1.8k few years ago never gona sell it
or autumn/nameless daggers
Yeah fr but like u gotta sell most of ur inv right
i mean i can buy it if i sell my whole inventory
but not trying to do that
Ye then u have to buy again
was thinking of buying gold each month until i can get to buy it
Nameless will always only go down
Just saying
i keep selling my inventory not even thinking of the 20% fee
What do u have now
Idk i always profit when i change my inventory even after taxes
when will the m9s drop they so expensive rn
around may i spent 100k gold on karambit gold and other skins
and sold it like idk 3 weeks ago and got 97k after taxes
the new ones?
I like winter sport nostalgic
i wanna sell CT side stuff and buy white combo for T side
Nice
but it feels wrong cuz ima have most expensive knives/gloves on CT side when i always do that for T side
Mb i was gone for a lil
bro was gone for 5 mins and he apologizing
I used to have karambit claw and m9 bb on tr and some 3 trash blue knives on ct
Hahaha
bro i always do that 😭
😹
like this inventory i have rn
What do yall rate my combo 1/10 be honest like don't say a good number to make me feel good yk
Ye i saw
U got m9 amber koi and hanari gloves ...
about 60k is on the T side
I*
and CT side is like 20k
Dayum yall talking good business
I didn't play in so long idek what those look like
I bought my m9 and stopped playing
and that combo is good but i feel like there's better gloves
7/10 anywa
😹😹
Yeah true
Hats why im going for m9 bb and haunt gloves
Thats*
Dayum
They scamming you w that 20%
And u dont even play the game that much





