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S10 started in july im pretty sure
Haven’t seen u ina while
Definitely not tho. Bro said he bought it in-game
Yh u do
But
I’m too lazy
And definitely
No team
And im pro noob
So
It’s helping
Very much
Relatable

Only for Android users
Put me on
Damn ggs
Ladies ladies, one at a time please
🤣

Used my idea from yesterday🤔
Highly doubt it got patched in 20 minutes
I can buy the pass for $1.20 rn

Not a bug
100% legit method
👀
Swear on my ak
2.5m inv 2.4k wont hurt if u give some to me 😄
(here comes the guy that buys junk cars and flexes that he has 10 but only 1 of them works)
U should know ewalk

U didn’t get more until then?
Wdym until then
so do it
Buy me the pass then✌️
I'll end myself 4 universes before that 💔
U still play?
🤣 what are u trying to buy?
Only to see the new modes
Ok
M9 got a butterfly rn
Nubs
Which suck btw
I won’t try them

Wanted m9 for a while but never got 3.5k+
Anyway
Good. Not worth your time
Bro shh lemme hit my shot
I need somehow to convince my brain to try to rank up a little at least champion
But
I lose all my patience wit noobs
They are worse than me
And I’m bronze
Right so if u give me all the details i can help u
Like ur dogs name everything
15✌️
Ew what is that
I would but I gave all my gold to my brother @stray violet
Am sure u got some 2.4k laying around there🤔
@shut folio I downloaded the game just for a girl , that’s all
And now we are not talking anymore
The MIB came to my house and wiped my memory
Simp
Neeb nab
anyone wanna playa allies im phoenix
How about a fuhhhh no
neev dropped in chat just to say simp 🤣
Okay

Cry

Wah Wah Wah
Anime picture tryna ragebait✌️
Yeah okay
E92 better
Get on my ig I have proof lmao
G80 more expensive than e92 so why u own g80 and not e92🤔
I own a e92 too
Car aint even that good just picked it for my name
Competition
I asked you this question you never answered
Ong
Not with those edits
Ahhh
Who
What edits?
I thought you had a g80
On ur tiktok buddy
Had
Thats so oldddd
Nah he broke trust
Last posted like july
😭
🤭
I also have an e60
Still
It’s on my instagram
Imo it’s the g80/g82 and the new M2’s
All proofs there
Its on my instagram also doesnt tell the name of his insta✌️
Or a clapped 335i with a fat single pushing dumb numbers 🤣
Pl4giarism
Ur welcome ❤️
Check my stories
All the cars me and fam owns
Finally I can flex something other than standoff skins🤭
Crazy how there isnt a g80 in there like u said u own one🤭
Checking rn
Not until we see pink slips
It’s on my close friends
Wait
Doubt any cars are urs it looks like u just car spot and thats it
😂
you wish
To rly prove it send a pic of ur cars through ur window✌️
Its 2:14 am and I ain’t home
Yh aight
Ohhh now its had not have xDD
Oh
I said had
Never said i owned one btw

Nah bro got 911 gt3rs with wing out and rx7
On skibidi
Rx7 costs more than thr 911
Btw
1/1 in the world
God that rx7 is sexy
Dream car
Lowest mileage in the world
1997 rx7
What year?
Fd
1997-1998
Best year
It’s 1/1 in the world
✌️
3k gold for $16 lmao

yoo guys
Anyone ranger play comp in Eu servers?
?
play allies with me
I've got a very tragic story
my randoms got autism
even the teams I get are autisitc
I cant play allies no more
Im tryna clutch them alone
my mates either leave or sum shit
they js go afk

Give nitroooo broooo
Guys if I get a champions team again at high elite im gonna crash
New one dropping tonight 28kills
play with me
Im tiple 5000 mmr fr
Anyone down for 1v1s or 2/3v1s? Im training and need people to play vs
Nah, I'm going to play fpl
How much do you think the gift box will cost on day one?
10 golds
Or less
Damn too little
1k
From 10 gold to 1k there is quite a bit of difference
I think so too
play with me
Comp?
allies
What rank
phoenix
Alr u start
go on

so many acc boosterss
using alt acc for 2v2 rankeds and my teammate was alt acc 2match in row
What do u mean by that?
they use alt accounts in 2v2 matches 2people with main accounts in 2v2 and another alt account on the terrorist side just gies straight and dies to their main acc and boosting their rank in many matches in row
and they either sell their acc or just to make it look good
o
Isn't that illegal like uh not allowed?
yes it called boosting i reported both
idk if they will get banned
its so annoying wasting my time also losing mr
I wish standoff detected the guy WITH 10.48 KD I REPORTED

He might be legit with less matches and bot lobbies..
once i was just palying normal match and triple legend guy killed everyone headshot thru wall eith awm at the end of the match but i couldnt get the proof
and it was high level acc
Wait u can show proof to ban someone?
Just report em
just report them from the site
i couldnt get the proof
on the faq channel theres link to report plauers
Then i guess it will be a fps prob or ping issue for u..
Ohhh ‘k
banned my cheater
Carried by teammates ig
most of the legends in the game are cheaters or boosted
or people with the username tt: whatever their tiktok channel is
they use their alt accountnto watch them and record them so we dont see their cheats on their screen
Im one of em ig (never cheated or boost but my teammates carries me all the time..)
they should ban every person that soing it
ToT
•_•
I wish my teammates carried me
But no
I carry them instead
I saw a person in allies with their tt user in their username
So i decided to search him up after we won
And I commented that he’s TRESH
if you see standoff player sharjng their videos like when someone watches them playkng and record then share that means they cheater because they doing it so their cheat dont get detected because if they record on their own screen their cheats can be seen so they use their alts to watch them playing and record and share
Super fire skins but lost against 2 cousins that don’t have a single legendary skin
50% of them are not that pro.. (indirectly noobs)
if someone does that they 99% hacking
and they should ban every single thst does it
I still don’t understand why they don’t ban players that curse 24/7
Bye ig..
Bye ig too…
i do that
aint none stooping me
You dont know they could probably add filters
any knife promo codes?
Eu gosto de meias com coisas dentro para consumo pessoal
TS NOT ENGLOSH
ENGLISH

Yeah
Even if not permanent pls 💔
I don't know write in English
What language u speak?
This is a english chat you have to go to channels and find your country one
Because otherwise you will be muted
Brazilian Portuguese HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHA
Whats so funny?
😓
Not a knife btw
What is dis code for
Graffiti
Isnt it for a tag?
Never gonna give you up ahh vibes
Yeee dats what i though i just put it in my game like 2 mins ago lol
Pode deixar capitão ❤️❤️❤️🥰
What is prato sayin
I'm not gonna get rick rolled twice bruh
Who tryna play rn?
Yooo tf
Is that speed in the picture?
Why he looks so white 😭
Cuz he went to agartha😭
🥀🥀
🐣
Are you lowk dumb
Its a actual promocode
Ya but he asked one for knife
For graffiti
Not dat graf
Will using apps to stretch the screen get you banned?
Wym stretch screen?
I haven't played in 3 years.
Whats the app name
YEARH
U can stretch but idk if u can use some kinda apps
Sorry but try it to another person lol
Depends what the apps do
How is it supposed to rickroll
Tell me
Blud gonna be muted in a sec if he gonna keep sending links
BRO
Wth
Second screen
Probs a scammer but check dms
🥀
Now imagine hes real
Or get it for free quickly

Wassouoe
Why does the meme channel exist if they don’t even use it
@young vale
So where do i watch vids:)
Watch how to earn orbs on youtube idk
Yeah i’m saying watch a video about how to watch a video to earn orbs to get nitro
🙏
@everyone where are Standoff promo codes usually posted, and when will there be an event?”
8900 for a swirl:/
Blud tried using @everyone🤭✌️
Yeah u don’t need it
To send funny stickers and emojis in servers
Eh useless
Yeah but swirl🤭
Ez it shows 3500 for me
Infinite swirl the whole thing is 8900
Oh
Yes
busco cuenta de standoff cheta dm
Bett
Maybe
I'm looking for a standoff account
where are Standoff promo codes usually posted, and when will there be an event?
“Can someone tell me how to find it?”
@tough meadow @viscid swan @young vale
What happened?
Bannable
Oh, I'm new, sorry.
Yeah so urr cooked
Also if u read rules it aint allowed

In rules if u would read✌️
GET OUT
What do you mean by that?
You don't scare me, friend.
Ooo
Yo how much is a m9 in dollars
Which 1
Hi
Who is this demon out here hunting everybody bro chill😭
And the joke, my friend is coming in an Uber?
Oh
What?
What is bro babbling abt
He would lowk cook ur legend
?
what are you talking about
Well, whatever you want, friend, but it can't be done here.
If a helper sees ts ur banned beo
Shhhh
Wow, dude, how did you get involved? Honestly, he never said he was going to give it to me, he just said he was about to. Shh.
if I buy
Now this is 100% timeout
Ok big bro😔💔
Am at 3850 orbs and there is nothing else to watch✌️
What do i do now
Play gawks
Gaems*
That are 80 gb and more
Nah bc i gotta install and it will take more than 2 mins 🙁
Ugh
H@ng urself
Having 239 gb in 2025
WOWWW
Bye
Is so pmo
Standoff took 3 hrs to install for my shit wifi
😂
How much ping on close servers
Like russia is super close to me and i get 48-58
Ive got one of the swirls 🙂
Am a buy the other one and thats it the nameplate it kinda useless
Irs so cheeks
Irs?
ITS
cheapest one
29 on singapore
.
i live pretty close to the server i think
indonesia
Is there a place to report bugs, in prop hunt if you shoot the floor or a prop (player) and your aiming down you also die because the bullets still hit the floor
let me share the link to you via private chat
Imagine 2v1ing someone in wingman snipers and STILL LOSING

(the m9 carried me fr)
gurt
Can you refund stuff from even 2 years back? Are you legally allowed to get it back
Saw someone with a 40k debt in here a while ago due to refunding years of progress so surely its possible?
How do you do that tho?
Poopoo peepee dookie fart
Im jealous
What the hell is this timed skin stuff? If people see a skin they want and have the funds, they will get it. What does this achieve?
Who play?
Anyone wanna train aim w me
1b gold first
"Syndicate" Weapon Case finally hit 100 gold
Sold all my for 50 ah
Giving brokies a taste of what they're missing out on
It's just bait to make more money
It's like the fuse on a firework
Brokies are brokies, its not like they gonna see it and be like 'oh shit lemme open my wallet'
hi girls
They give the brokies rare skin anyways
I earned everything i have, which makes me exponentially prouder of my meager collection
They will
ong they disrespectful
I deadass played with a level 410 who couldn't cooperate nor carry
basically he could do less than me


Then they're not brokies, so they won't
No but they're like "my mom gave me $15 to spend"
lollll
hmmm is that how you got your inv
No, my parents never gave me any money to spend
you stole it from them
i knew it

Congratulations 🎉
like, im holding a site, my teammate just insta died at mid💔
we were ct🥀
I'd be happy if i was donk
Average gold 4 mindset
good strat but i dont have the aim, absolute skill issue
my reaction time is peak but the aim is opposite
It's cause nub
My display panel is dying and I still make those flick shots
Normal sensi?
Omg even my gyro is 1.5

Well that is why am bro ze
It's not bab
If you can't control max gyro u ain't real G
🥀
That's the reason I have low sensi (normal one) around 2.5
i see
I don't have to rotate my screen endless no more
do gyro like help u control recoil? when i see people using it their screen is shaky as f that's why ive never tried it
Yes it helps control recoil + very fast target change/flick shots if you good at it
You need stable hands to play gyro
i def need to learn this
what gyro sens can u recommend if i have 0.85 normal sens
Tbh hands get stable as you play gyro my hands are very stable cause I used to play PUBG with max gyro sensi
It's soo low gng
Use 1 gyro
so i need to increase it? 🥀
Not if you are comfortable with it
alr
ye i am
Like for me I have to slide my finger from left to right 3 times to do 360 with .85
my scope rn, but i dont really snipe
i only get average 25 on medium there💔
ye i think this is the right path to get hard stuck on bronze
😔💔
Nah training is all time waste
training then tdm then comp
No 3min
How many finger you play
alr, also another issue i do good in tdm but when i hop on comp i lose confidence and starts playing passive 💔
just 4
true, idk i always think enemies are better then i lose confidence
ofc because u will feel confident there u got nothing to lose even if u play bad
tdm skills don't necessarily translate to comp skills. In tdm, you move and rush in a way that would get you killed in comp in a second
Different game mode different skill u need
exactly, idk how to get rid of this
now u're actually making sense 😞
i would prob play there like how i play on tdm, because u dont lose mmr there😞
nothing to lose = confidence
Intellectual talk here we come 😔💔
Even if you lose you'll always be in my heart
😔♥️
so ig imma spam comp then be stuck at bronze forever 💔🥀
Nah gng it's just 1-2 days suffering at max you'll reach Ranger/champ if you ain't in asian servers
i did great when i wasnt ranked yet, out of the 10 matches i won 7 aced 2 then got gold

after i got the rank my aim disappeared
the thing is.. i play on hk, japan and singapore
Hk is so easy
I do 5 man with 300 ping and still win lmao
if only random does this, comp would be easy, but they dont😞
What fps u play
Damn what is ur peak rank
i only have like 13 matches on comp rn with 65 wr, cuz im doing the bp missions
we can play, but dont expect too much bro
😞
alr, carry me
🥰as you say saar
your rank is ranger?
Even you can make it gng 🥰
i cant 💔
🤔 I don't exactly know someonewho make clan logos but it's easy you just need a pc
done
Might be possible on mobile too
you can use A.I i think, if you want something thats free
Karrigan right? Gimme a moment I'll ping ya
Hey guys any tip for aim ?
ye
Yes go play comp
use gyro
it's alr, im resting rn too
Ok ok for sure 🥰
find sens that suits you, try it on training
i wanna at least reach ranger before this year ends🥀
goodluck 🩵
thx sir
is Phoenix next to ranger?
Yo anyone wanna play comp ???
😭
ye anyone give me 500 gold for scorpion
Wym?
Dreamy world right ?


Nvm hha

u know u get money if u killed someone right?
that's the only possible answer i know how players use them
i think it has to happen fast too like before the buy time rans out

it's a bug where if you spam picking up a gun before match starts, you may end up with the gun in the first round. It rarely works tho. And it's against the rules and counts as cheating so report them here:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
oh, so it wasnt because they fragged people early and went back to base to buy it?
Nub
Yoo
not sure if that will work given how short the gun buying window is but, maybe
Even after reporting them i haven't seen a single one is getting banned
It's not that
Is there any difference?
in-game reporting takes a long time and may or may not work. Reporting in the site with video proof is much more effective
If you don't spend any money 1st round and kill 1 person really quickly you can go back to buying area and buy a ump
Makes sense
@tough meadow i have some issue with the servers where do i report
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Yo
Srry to disappoint u but the site u showed doesn't have anything that is related to my issue
Maybe if i show u, u could tell me few things
ok. DMs
Coms officer said I could have my legend role where is it at yo
it can take a while depending on how busy the people in-charge are
.
Well I need 1 for the legend allies North America

@inner vale on bro??
after i eat, give me a min
All good ping me
🦛
for once i was right
in my first 5 matches i encountered about 3 players doing it
i was so confused how they're killing my teammates with smgs 💔
so u're pro? 
@white dome
we can play now
Am online
lol, but smg have more ammo per mag and it's first round so players have no armor, so i think smg is better but i might be wrong
opening the app rn



The time when people could keep the money they had from first half to the team switch by disconnecting from the game and connecting on time
That way we could see people with aks on the first round of team switch
Which was diabolical for players who didn’t know about the exploit
But it quickly got patched in the next patch update 
that reminds me of the bug where defusing a bomb on b site became really difficult if it was planted on the corner of a box. It took serveral days to patch it
in sandstone*
just look up
and defuse
you were also able to plant on top of the box in A sandstone if you are boosting to get the perfect angle
I think this was before i started in 2023
Rush apps after a flash and see it work
if you can rely on aim, deagle would be a better option to keep a distance since they are going smgs anyway
i mean its for close range
I've never bought any other pistols other than p350 and deagle ever since they nerfed 57 and tec9
it's like mini smg
A single shot to the head with no helmet
the recoil is horrendous tho
p350 goat
the Dual is actually an underrated weapon too, on pistol round you can just run and gun with it
Usp on its own is great for picking off unarmoured enemies
A single headshot
And thats it
usp is the most accurate gun yes, it's the better option for ct as their utils are more pricey
it's quite dependent on how your opponents play tbh
if they are always on a predictable spot i always try to just get some free damage off nades
literally a mini smg lol
How
Damn someone is rich millionaireeee
Hello spoil me babygirl
Usp and Glock best pistols ngl
Just usp and glock
No. Utils
No armor
Full eco
Second round AWP w full armor
4-8k strategy
In 2 rounds
or just get some knife kills
.
Why that one usp selling for 22g man?
is 8 digits user id rare

O.80% chance for arcane💀
81% chance for rare ☠️
or double legend
Mmm alr
Did it here cuz no one’s opening that channel anyway
it's quite an active channel tbh
people use it all the time
not high ranked players tho ngl
cuz it's dominated by hejt
tim47 or whatever it's called
and sylonex
I think you will be welcomed at Excl
Im not high ranked enough so i was exiled
💔
not technically rare, more like only 8,999,999 acounts exist with 8 digits
hi guys
most accounts I see are all 9 digits
im new how do people like the akr it has high recoil
even the account verify is 9 digits
i love the m4a1
talk about recoil
try playing cs
9 digits ID comes after 8 digits
the first ever ID is 10000000
then when it reaches 99999999
it creates the 9 digits
it's currently at somewhere 270000000 i think
why does standoff not have a global chat
it would be a pretty bad idea tbh
cuz it'll be dominated by russians
and a hell lot of racism
ohh
this game is pretty enjoyable
haha
standoff has a pretty decent market so its common for people to somehow get real money off it
idk
why bro?
im just a casual
ohh the stacked guys

finally got verified
i wanna find a group/clan that i can play with
congrats
thanks brodie
np, enjoy bro
play compe for a few days
It will become a love hate relationship between you and so2
Trust me
if u're solo ye
im level 12 and i haven't got compe yet
Solo triple legend s9
Ohhh
❤️🩹
Ru actually gold 2
yes
why
yeah i think its more enjoyable when playing with a group
It is
But my gc is dead
btw this is off standoff but how do i remove this "PVB" beside my name. I dont know im not really a discord guy
They r busy with touching grass
😞
valntinos are u still bronze
Go at your profile
No
ok, next
I was ranger 1
ohh
My rank is gold 2 now
what dat mean
Because of kids with no hands that i was forced to play with
That I lost alot of rank
I choose bronze here as a joke mostly
ohh
my peak rank is gold cuz i just started playing this game 2 days ago
howd u level up so fast
prob just luck, im not good tbh
i get bored so much because of solo gaming
thanks bro
At edit your profile
yw
I don't get bored but I get mad
If I ever have to meet my previous teammates
😂
I will find them in some hospital on life support
same
now it's better
sometines
I guess
my aim is so bad i start shooting first and then i die
pvb means plants vs brainrots 🥀💔
Practice makes perfect
me on allies rn
When u see semeone but they didn't see you yet in defuse or compe
Don't kill them
Follow them to find his teammates
And kill them all
i would've gotten gold or maybe ranger if it wasnt for my random teammates who doesnt like working together
Same here
oh is teamwork a thing in this game💔
ofc
my teammates just go wherever
it's not all about aim
Same
prolly because its low rank
prob because we're low ranked
its better if the game had fast simple chat like "Attack A"
but on high rank matches, rounds lasts longer because players are smarter

game have mic but idk why people doesnt use it
Hello
i used it twice, nobody answered
language barrier👾
sup broskie
:)
cs2 players uses it tho, despite the language they speak
a simple coms is ok
yeah
what if someone just speaks greek and allat
🦛
im from the Phillipines
same lol
yooo
english chat
Only english here pls
but ye i dont think there are any besides us
ohh

Why are you on idle 
Is anyone playing some Sojka, minimum master rank, preferably Polish
Wassup chat

How's christmas prep going?
I'll just set up a home theatre and vibe to the music
Rich King

Rank?
yess
What rank are u dumbo



me when i shoot a guy that did not notice me and then i die