💬│english-chat

[deft bobcat]

Get out

[stray sage]

Wow u choose to be cold so don’t complain buddy boy

[tough meadow]

he's a mod. It's his job to be online

[stray sage]

Is helper buddy

That’s like santas elves

Not the actual Santa

[deft bobcat]

Rather than hugging a hairy male

[stray sage]

Is ok gang just don’t say I’m cold anymore cause you did this to yourself

[deft bobcat]

Are u a weirdo

[stray sage]

Come call buddy

[deft bobcat]

[devout bobcat]

Can’t even drink my Milo in peace

[deft bobcat]

Milo is so trash

I quit Milo and I got fitter

[devout bobcat]

Tastes like chocolate, not a trash

[deft bobcat]

[deft bobcat]

Do u put condensed milk

[devout bobcat]

Maybe

[stray sage]

Maturing is realizing monster is not even allat

[deft bobcat]

It makes me cool

Drinking it

[devout bobcat]

I always shave my legs

[terse lance]

Monsters cool but some people r over hyping it

[deft bobcat]

Drinking monster makes me feel special

[stray sage]

Like honestly I’d rather drink some diet soda over it

30grams of sugar for some basic drink is crazy

[deft bobcat]

Diet soda don't give u energy brotato

[stray sage]

You are definitely somewhat special

[deft bobcat]

I don't like monsters with sugar

[terse lance]

Js drank one diet monster today, it was good but not as good as ppl describe it

[stray sage]

Let’s be real who drinks monster for energy

[deft bobcat]

I like my artificial sweeteners

😋

[deft bobcat]

No one

[stray sage]

Diet Pepsi solos

[deft bobcat]

1 can of monster with sugar has

[terse lance]

He drinks diet soda because monster has too much sugar

[deft bobcat]

80 grams

[terse lance]

Shi a cheat code for cutting

[deft bobcat]

This is the acceptable amount of sugar daily intake

[stray sage]

Depends on which flavour last one I drank had like 34g

[deft bobcat]

In 1 can

Dude I tried the

[stray sage]

If u want caffeine just drink black coffee

[deft bobcat]

Papilion

[stray sage]

???

[deft bobcat]

I tried papilion it tastes straight sugar

It's just sugar and water

[stray sage]

So are teas without sugar

[terse lance]

Getting ready for the gym rn im ingesting 334 mg of coffee 🤑🤑

[stray sage]

Yeah I know

[deft bobcat]

Studies show most consumers of diet sodas are already obese

[devout bobcat]

I drank red bull a few hours ago

[stray sage]

What does this have to do with Jews

[terse lance]

?????

[stray sage]

Wow be careful from heart attack

[deft bobcat]

Monsters are promised to them

🙏🏿

[stray sage]

What’s ur opinion on diet soda

[terse lance]

Heart is a muscle too bro, it must be trained until failure

[stray sage]

Do u know when ur heart stops for a second

[rich crow]

Just drink water

[terse lance]

It's js getting a small break ❤️‍🩹

[deft bobcat]

W speed

[terse lance]

Water goated frfr

[deft bobcat]

I love contaminated water

[rich crow]

💔

[deft bobcat]

It gives water taste

The microbacterias and algae

[stray sage]

Diet Pepsi is 98% water btw

So u can actually live off Diet Pepsi

[terse lance]

Very interesting

[deft bobcat]

Broskis we all know that

Milk is the greatest

[stray sage]

I hate milk

[terse lance]

No soda hydrates you more than water

[deft bobcat]

Milk is the goat

[deft bobcat]

Ur lactose Intolerant

[stray sage]

Is actually 60% since I’m 18

[deft bobcat]

[terse lance]

I been drinking it for 11 years straight 🔥🔥

[stray sage]

Cold water solos

[deft bobcat]

Don't ask how Japan discovered the human body is 70% water 🤫

[stray sage]

👀 💋 🇮🇳

[deft bobcat]

[keen scroll]

when is the new update gonna come?

[rich crow]

Never

[keen scroll]

😭

[terse lance]

I lowk dislike cold water cause I can't gulp half a liter in one go or my throat gon feel like Siberia

[stray sage]

Oh they put them in oven and calculated the body’s weight before and after

[deft bobcat]

[terse lance]

Goat frfr

[rich crow]

Dw theres gonna be a few skins u can buy with money

[stray sage]

So is soda it will burn ur throat

[deft bobcat]

Burps

[stray sage]

Man I miss standoffs old recoil

New recoil so bad

[terse lance]

Only cola honestly

[rich crow]

Get ur throat checked twin

[terse lance]

Hate it lowk

[stray sage]

No bro every soda

[royal wren]

Wassup

[reef hawk]

I need skin

[royal wren]

Im outta gold frl

[terse lance]

I drank pepsi monster redbull fanta whatever else n ion remember em burning my throat

[royal wren]

They dont burn dawg🙏

[stray sage]

Normal soda can be diet will have a hard time

[reef hawk]

I need skiinnnnmnm

[royal wren]

Just drink redbull and absolut vodka then it might burn a lil

[stray sage]

Try 300ml of sprite in one go

[royal wren]

Man js sym

[terse lance]

Who tf does that 😭

[royal wren]

Try bananas and 1l sprite

Trust me

Best combo

[slow night]

when update

[stray sage]

Try mint toothpaste and orange juice

Trust

[royal wren]

That didnt work for me

[stray sage]

To balance sodium and potassium I’m guessing

[royal wren]

I alr tried it

[stray sage]

Orange juice not cold enough

[royal wren]

Just try sprite with cough syrup trust

[terse lance]

Ion really drink it messes w my liver n my lungs are already getting engulfed into smoke daily

[stray sage]

Someone whose tired of living

Gym what’s that

[royal wren]

Job application

[terse lance]

I don't think 300 ml of sprite will kill you bro

[royal wren]

Try it with a banana on top it will

[stray sage]

It won’t but it will definitely hurt

[stray sage]

Do u have like a kink for bananas

[royal wren]

I don't

[terse lance]

Daily Drinking December? 🤑🤑

[royal wren]

Js telling them whats good

Man im gon get messed up on new years

[stray sage]

The weather in summer is 55 degrees try going without cold water

[royal wren]

I caught a infiniti g37 for 5k euro and that mf dosent respond

[terse lance]

Didn't know you live inside the core of planet earth my fault

[stray sage]

Buy a Land Cruiser 300

[royal wren]

Dawg i need smth sporty

[stray sage]

What is it a job application

[royal wren]

And under 7k

[terse lance]

Wym winter is the best time to drink until you start teleporting

[royal wren]

Real

[stray sage]

I already have a job @kindred hollow

[stray sage]

No need

[royal wren]

What job

[stray sage]

Cook

[royal wren]

I got one to

Im a mecanic

😂

[atomic pawn]

When is the winter update dropping, what date

[royal wren]

5 months

Trust

[stray sage]

Wow swap a v12 in the g37

[royal wren]

Real

[stray sage]

I go to gym 3 times a week

[atomic pawn]

Jokes aside do you actually know or

[terse lance]

Summer slaps too but passing out on the side of the road because you drank too much and outside being -500 degrees just does something to me

[stray sage]

What

[terse lance]

You do full body split?

[atomic pawn]

Ur one of those ppl that think drinking till you black out is cool aren't you

[stray sage]

Yes

60kg

[terse lance]

I wanna get trenbolone and peptides under the tree this year 😍

[stray sage]

But what does this have to do with the job

[terse lance]

No i never drink until i black out it's not fun

[atomic pawn]

.

[stray sage]

I can do 5 but I don’t push my limits that much cause last time I had some problems

[terse lance]

Fuh mk 677 tren is the way

[terse lance]

Have you ever heard of a joke mate?

I mean you should push yourself regardless

[terse lance]

if you had problem maybe it's cause you didn't warm up properly

[stray sage]

Yeah I mostly go to stay healthy

[stray sage]

No pushing ur self without knowing when to stop does

[terse lance]

On bench? I been going to the gym for 8 months consistently and i never touched the barbell, best decision of my life

[stray sage]

@empty nexus oh ok

[terse lance]

I do know when to stop, usually after 8-9 reps i see jesus

[empty nexus]

Goodboy

[terse lance]

Consider dumbell bench bro TRUST me the stretch and the pump is just disgusting 🙏

[stray sage]

Wow your getting kirkiffied

[empty nexus]

Shiver me timbers

[lunar crescent]

When will the new update come out

[mint vessel]

Try reducing the weight and doing repetitions until failure.

[terse lance]

8-9 is my failure

[devout bobcat]

[terse lance]

Angel flys on the bench ina hammer position? Gotta search that up

[mint vessel]

with the lowest weight?

[terse lance]

Of course not

[mint vessel]

Do more sets of about 8-9 repetitions.

[terse lance]

I do heavy weight strict form, if the form is shi i lower the weight a lil

[tulip turtle]

i bought revenge boxes a while ago do i sell em or sum?

[terse lance]

Bro that's what i do, i do 2 sets of 8-9

[tulip turtle]

yall

[empty nexus]

Open em

[terse lance]

If if works it works bro 🔥

[tulip turtle]

so they cant be slld

sold

[empty nexus]

yh

🫩✌️

[terse lance]

Hell na bro keep em they'll appear on the shop after a while

[empty nexus]

i m js kidding you wil b able to sell em later

[tulip turtle]

alr thx

[terse lance]

Today i have chest, still sore from previous session 🤑

[mint vessel]

Oh yes, that's good. Keep going down that path then, little by little your body will get stronger and you can increase the weight. but it may take a while

[terse lance]

I know man but thank you still ❤️‍🩹

Gym, i can't do jack shi at home

[mint vessel]

oh me too

[mystic jasper]

fan art keeps getting worse every day

🙏

[terse lance]

I have to travel 4 kilometers by bicycle to the gym everyday i hate it ❤️‍🔥

[sterile seal]

guys i win

[molten summit]

ok

[restive sapphire]

guys when is update

[mint vessel]

Haha man, I'd have to travel 2 kilometers to the gym, but I'm not going. Because my dad doesn't have the money for it. i'm not working yet

I work out at home sometimes, but I can never keep it up.

[terse lance]

This is the worst, went to the gym once for 6 months str8 and had to stop cause winter came, looked into the mirror once n started crying cause i lost all my muscle

[lean flame]

how to report a hacker

lwk

[fervent plover]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[mint vessel]

Oh friend, that's really bad. But don't give up, see it as inspiration to come back stronger. I live in Brazil, so we don't have harsh winter seasons, but when it happens, try to do something around the house once a week.

[lean flame]

this no way in hell works

messenger ouch bro

[mint vessel]

I know it's difficult, but if you do it once a week, your body will get used to it.

[devout bobcat]

[mint vessel]

My English is very bad, so I use a translator a bit, so I'm not sure if I write correctly, sorry.

[lunar chasm]

like id rather drink water bro???

[lunar chasm]

do pushups

[lean flame]

bro how, you lwk only need dumbbells

not even

[lunar chasm]

why would u stop in winter

[lunar chasm]

bro he lwk needs his body only

[mint vessel]

whatis "lwk"

[lunar chasm]

lowkey

[mint vessel]

oh, thanks

[deep flicker]

Hey just take it as cardio

Even doctors say that it's likely to have a better workout next day if you do some cardio after your last day cardio

[mint vessel]

Gyms usually close, especially if it's a particularly harsh winter.

[mint vessel]

oh yess

[lunar chasm]

i shower with cold water 💔

[terse lance]

Because i have to travel 4km by bicycle and the roads dangerous but I won't stop this winter

[lunar chasm]

it makes u a femboy

[terse lance]

Push ups won't work, i need progressive overload

[terse lance]

They expensive plus I don't have them

[mint vessel]

Good luck, friend, you can do it. Just be careful on the roads then.

[deep flicker]

I still go gawg for a knife

[terse lance]

Showering is different from drinking but ok

[stray sage]

And whose stopping you gang

[terse lance]

Thank you hope you'll get enough money for a membership bro

[lunar chasm]

showering is worse

[lunar chasm]

u can still be active at home by stretching or doing cardio

[terse lance]

I mean yeah with cold water yes

[lunar chasm]

umm wait

[lunar chasm]

use a backpack full of bricks

[stray sage]

Ah yes usually pull the bricks from my wall to exercise

[terse lance]

I could, but what exercise would i do to hit my lower back or upper back

[terse lance]

You can use water jugs they work better

[stray sage]

One wrong fall and the whole house is flooded

[lunar chasm]

pulls ups with backpack

[mint vessel]

Yeah, man, I said that.

[terse lance]

Nahhhhh

[lunar chasm]

is ur house tiny bro

[terse lance]

I don't have a place where to do pull ups unfortunately

[devout bobcat]

Only a psychopath shower with cold water in this season

[stray sage]

No im asking how would u have bricks lying around

[lunar chasm]

same but tomorrow im gonna place a metal pipe in my walls

[lunar chasm]

i do

my house is construction site

[stray sage]

[terse lance]

Does yo dad know about this?

[abstract turtle]

No it doesn’t change the king

[lunar chasm]

yes

[stray sage]

Is not even healthy bro it spikes ur cortisol

[lunar chasm]

femboy king 😂🙌🙏

[lunar chasm]

sadly i do

[terse lance]

So he okay with his son shoving a metal pipe in his walls?

[lunar chasm]

obv

[stray sage]

Holy cortisol

[lunar chasm]

i dont have a choice dawg

[stray sage]

That’s bad bro

[lunar chasm]

somtimes theres hot water

[terse lance]

I don't think cold shower makes yo cortisol go up

[stray sage]

It stresses ur brain such as u escaped death

[lunar chasm]

why

[stray sage]

It does

[lunar chasm]

im used to it

[stray sage]

Do u have problems with sleep

[lean flame]

then pushups

[lunar chasm]

i wake up in the middle of the night

[stray sage]

And u wake up with no energy right

[terse lance]

Only for a lil, after that it goes down

[stray sage]

Yeah bro ur cortisol is cooked

[lunar chasm]

i think idk

[stray sage]

@lunar chasm

[terse lance]

Na ima stick w my bench press ❤️‍🩹

[stray sage]

Ur stress hormone is high that can effect u very badly

[lunar chasm]

when i start working out again everything gonna be alright

[terse lance]

Petting cats makes your cortisol go down 🔥🔥

[lunar chasm]

👀im dying soon?

[stray sage]

Yes and low cortisol makes ur testosterone higher

[stray sage]

No but you’ll have a very bad life

[terse lance]

Hell yeahhhh

[stray sage]

Real Romania boss

[lunar chasm]

what do i do

[stray sage]

First no cold showers

Second don’t make sudden changes in ur life

[lunar chasm]

[stray sage]

Have a stable life

Especially sleep

Don’t sleep at 8pm once and right after u sleep at 1am

Eat healthy if u can

Also take ashwagandha

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[unkempt urchin]

Hello Zhxrm

[sterile seal]

aura

[devout bobcat]

Hi

[deft bobcat]

Solo to legend is a myth

4 pheonixes

[wild epoch]

Solo leveling

[deft bobcat]

It's over

I'm never getting back to legend

[abstract turtle]

Dont lose your patience

[rugged trail]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

I’m bored

[karmic berry]

Yo yall

Should I do 500 kills everyday on my statrack akr la reina?

[abstract turtle]

Ofc

If you can

[spice aspen]

When the winter tale update will be released?

[abstract turtle]

Tomorrow lets hope

[spice aspen]

I hope yes and I want ice race

[karmic berry]

I wish it was like the old tdm back then

10 minutes

[abstract turtle]

It was here as temporary gamemode before this day

[karmic berry]

Ik ik

[rugged trail]

[karmic berry]

I played like 5 hours of it

But yeah It ended

[pliant linden]

hop on @green mica

wrong one

@dense thistle

[terse lance]

Slam 250g pasta n 2 donuts and take pre workout then tell me if you're bored

[dense thistle]

Unc

[pearl sphinx]

Someone compe phoenix ?

or gold 4?

[wise mauve]

Uhhh lazy saidbmy name and left

[green estuary]

Hi, Should I buy the Redmagic Astra 1TB or Ipad Pro M5 2Tb

[wise mauve]

Ipad pro m5 2tb

It's actually goid

[abstract turtle]

Ipad for sure

But the redmagic is way cheaper

[green estuary]

But astra gives 165fps

[wise mauve]

Dammm

[green estuary]

Does fps matter?

[abstract turtle]

It overheats more

[green estuary]

Cos I can afford anything

[wise mauve]

Still ipad

[green estuary]

But I don't know much

About tech

[abstract turtle]

Ipad is Consistent at fps

[green estuary]

How about pc?

[wise mauve]

If it over heats then your performance is cooked

[green estuary]

Na i914900k and rtx 5090

[abstract turtle]

Pc is the best for gaming

[green estuary]

610hz monitor

[wise mauve]

Ya but on standoff

[abstract turtle]

Just play it on pc atp

[green estuary]

Ok thanks

[wise mauve]

You can play PC on standoff 2

[green estuary]

Ima make the payment of £5050 right now

[wise mauve]

Yo I just unlocked something

[green estuary]

Thanks

[abstract turtle]

Nice

[wise mauve]

Ya that's alot of money

We have a special one in our hands

[pearl sphinx]

I’m ranger but I don’t got anyone yo play with

[wise mauve]

You got me

If you want

Nvm your ranger

[white quiver]

Rich

[abstract turtle]

Im elite in comp but i retired from ranked

[rugged trail]

Snop dog

[green estuary]

The PC is coming in 1 month, it's gonna be built so that's why it's gonna take ages

[white quiver]

I'm champion in comp and I definitely deserve gold

[rugged trail]

Oh my dofu

[rugged trail]

Sup dude

[white quiver]

R u gonna use pc for standoff?

[green estuary]

Yes

[white quiver]

Good but not good

Actually not good

[white quiver]

Demn

[abstract turtle]

There is no chance of ban by using emulator

[rugged trail]

Oki. Dawg

[delicate spruce]

Question, why does this game have so many cheaters compared to other games

[rugged trail]

No

[green estuary]

Ye

[weary cloud]

I will boost you for golds if you want

[white quiver]

Uhhh

It's like

[green estuary]

Probably for everything

[white quiver]

Idk man

I've not seen many cheaters

[rugged trail]

Answer

Is

Yes

[white quiver]

Try contr strik

[green estuary]

Sure

[raw vessel]

Bruh

[white quiver]

One of my friends described so2 as cs2 if u amplified all the issues with it

xD

[raw vessel]

Why my first message is just invisible

[abstract turtle]

I don’t really know😭

[delicate spruce]

Its like a cheater every 10 ranked matches

[raw vessel]

Optmist

[raw vessel]

How i take it off

[white quiver]

Bro really said " "

[rugged trail]

Ok I know

[white quiver]

Dawg wat

I have like

[white quiver]

100 matches this season

[raw vessel]

BRUHHH

[white quiver]

I've seen like 2-3 cheaters

[raw vessel]

bye

[white quiver]

And none were hard cheaters

[delicate spruce]

I matched the same cheater twice in a row

[white quiver]

Just soft hacks

[delicate spruce]

Just n9w

[white quiver]

What server do u play?

And rank?

[delicate spruce]

Singapore

[white quiver]

Ok singapore is goofy

I only played hong kong this season

[delicate spruce]

Was almost master but now im champion

Cause of a single cheater

[white quiver]

My last match on singa was braindead

😭

I'm never queuing that server again

[delicate spruce]

I have like 150-200 ping only on singapore

[white quiver]

But I've played singa before too

[delicate spruce]

Other servers are 300

[white quiver]

I've rarely encountered cheaters

[white quiver]

Damn bro

Get better internet

[delicate spruce]

Yes

[white quiver]

Now that I am thinking of it I'm pretty sure all the cheaters I encountered this season we're in singay

Singapore*

💀

[delicate spruce]

Wow

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[delicate spruce]

Unfortunately i can only play singay

[white quiver]

Sed

If possible for you, get a better connection

Otherwise, I'm sorry for ya bro

Ngl standoff 2 pings are hella high
I played cod one time and my ping was like 20-30 ms

I couldn't believe my eyes

[delicate spruce]

The servers act up sometimes when the ping is stable too

Like 130ms to 360ms

[white quiver]

Yeahhh ik that bro

That sucks so much 😭

Hong Kong is goated ngl

xD

[final citrus]

nab

[devout bobcat]

Nab

[final citrus]

nab

[white quiver]

Nab

[deft bobcat]

All the things she said

All the things she said

Running through my head

Running through my head

Running through my head

[obtuse tiger]

why is pawpaw m4s so low💔

[deft bobcat]

It's worth what it's worth

[obtuse tiger]

not really

why do people

sell it for lower

[deft bobcat]

It's worth what it's worth

[white quiver]

Idk man I just bought a knife and I am happy with my life

Ey that rhymes

Uhhh

I'm gonna commit crimes

[hasty cave]

.

[rich crow]

U not gonna commit crimes with ur rhymes cz they aint hot but slop

Womb womb

[white quiver]

😭

Idk crimes rhymes with rhymes so I said it

I wanna kns

[deft bobcat]

Sthu

Why u so corny every time

[rich crow]

Wats da yaplin about?

[rich crow]

Stop stalking me . U weird

[deft bobcat]

Nah u just remind me to stay away from you

[rich crow]

Dats how u stalk someone smart ahh. U stay away n keep a eye

[steady bobcat]

Lmao

[rich crow]

But I would rlly appreciate if u could stay away n look away.
Do not stalk me .

[steady bobcat]

How yall even get better at this game

[rich crow]

Hmm... Prolly by playing

[steady bobcat]

No aim trainers or nun ?

[neon lotus]

hi

[abstract turtle]

Hi, long time no see

I did actually lol

[neon lotus]

you did what

[hasty cave]

.

[abstract turtle]

Talked

[neon lotus]

im confused

but yes

[mint vessel]

hi

Does anyone know the minimum requirements to run Standoff on a laptop?

And what's the best type of emulator, Bluestacks?

[daring hamlet]

yo

who has tiktok

pls help me rq

[fast prism]

Your specs?

[mint vessel]

4 ram

[fast prism]

Gpu ?

[mint vessel]

intel celeron

[fast prism]

Processor

[mint vessel]

The processor is an Intel Celeron.

[fast prism]

🫨

[mint vessel]

i dkw

[mint vessel]

hahaha

[fast prism]

Bruh i have gtx 1650 8gb ram ryzen 55600h laptop still my standoff lags alot

[half dome]

😭✌🏽

[mint vessel]

it's pretty bad

[fast prism]

You can't play

[stray sage]

Use potato setttings

[mint vessel]

oh, thanks bro

[fast prism]

Dk bruh my BlueStacks got too much framrates

[turbid shard]

who play allies legend

[coral kettle]

Does anyone know to promo for the karambit claw ?

[mint vessel]

I'll continue playing on my phone then.

[fast prism]

Yea and on pc you only get 45-55 fps with high shutter it's better to play on phone

[pliant linden]

Why even play on laptop

Bum

[fast prism]

Standoff run easily 120 fps in phones

[terse lance]

Not all phones can run it tho

[pliant linden]

You really that bad at the game you try playing on laptop

[vestal shuttle]

true

[fast prism]

My phone too but i overclock it

[mint vessel]

my english is pretty bad, I don't understand much and I don't speak abbreviations well; they're difficult for me.

[terse lance]

I js reset the battery settings n it runs 120 fps

[fast prism]

I just have 4 years old dimensity 800 proccesor in my phone still got 120 because of removing the limit of 60

[pliant linden]

You a bum

[dense thistle]

Nub unc

[vestal shuttle]

I get 60 fps
but suddenly it drops to 15 and for 2 sec

[terse lance]

Dw bro you keep up good

[mint vessel]

my phones run 80-90 fps

[dense thistle]

[fast prism]

It's better to play on phone

[terse lance]

Damnnnnn that's tough

[fast prism]

Alright

[mint vessel]

what?

[pliant linden]

Ts is not tuff brodi

[terse lance]

Tough as in that's bad

[pliant linden]

You mean rough

[fast prism]

In standoff fps matter alot for bullet registration

[pliant linden]

Cap

[terse lance]

My bad literally forgot that word

[pliant linden]

I play 15 fps and still hitting heads

[terse lance]

Ain't 30 the lowest?

When they go low i go lowER ahh

[pliant linden]

My phone is that bad

[mint vessel]

Oh, I understand now

[terse lance]

Now that is rough

[fast prism]

My phone is bad too I can't use power button it's not working my phone is like it's working until it's onn if it's get switch off it will be dead for whole life

[pliant linden]

Cap

Why is he lying

[blissful mauve]

Show your Porsche

[mint vessel]

Oh man, that's complicated. How do you keep it on?

[fast prism]

Using power bank and always on charge

[rich crow]

M4 paw paw is 1400g lmao

[lone wraith]

be respectful

[blissful mauve]

How much la reina

[lone wraith]

dont pmo

[rich crow]

3400

[blissful mauve]

😭✌🏻

[lone wraith]

3.7k

[blissful mauve]

Poor people

What does no profit looks like

[mint vessel]

Wow, that must be bad for you.

[fast prism]

Yea but just running the game

[rich crow]

For 32 dollars that skin better have RGB lights

[blissful mauve]

They should've put a down price limit

On it

[fast prism]

I don't even play so2 now i have my own clan + a dual daggers but it feel bore now

[mint vessel]

oh, i understood

[fast prism]

Yea

[dense thistle]

Nubs

[mint vessel]

It's fun to play with friends.

[fast prism]

Ywah

[mint vessel]

I wanted to play on a call with people from outside of Brazil, but I don't speak English and I can't understand what people are saying.

So I only play with Brazilians, and many of them are quite toxic.

I speak Spanish, but it's not good.

[blissful mauve]

You play in South America Server

What ping u got in Poland Russia servers

[mint vessel]

I learned some of the basics in school, so the pronunciation of native speakers is very difficult.

[fast prism]

You're in brazil alright

[mint vessel]

yes

[fast prism]

How much ping you get in asean server

[blissful mauve]

Is this a duel

[mint vessel]

30-90

[mint vessel]

yes, why

[fast prism]

Then play in asean server it's better for language barrier

[mint vessel]

whats "asean", idkw traduc

[bitter vale]

asian probably

[mint vessel]

yeah

I really want to learn English on my own. I use a translator a lot to communicate here, and I know very little; I don't think I even know the basics.

I have a lot of difficulty with word conjugation and which ones to use to "complete" the sentence.

[lone wraith]

be respectful

[mint vessel]

I started using Duolingo to learn a little more.

[mint vessel]

Was I disrespectful? sorryy

😭

[lone wraith]

normal people learn English from the games they play

[mint vessel]

yeah

But I don't play much, so I try to learn in other ways, you know

[lime jasper]

hello

is there looking for game channel?

Guys

@blissful mauve

can i carry you pls?

i'll get you out of bronze

[deft bobcat]

He's legend

[lime jasper]

:C

I'm looking for someone to play standoff 2 with

[deft bobcat]

I am legend

[lime jasper]

my peak is silver in allies

rn i'm unranked

[deft bobcat]

Who said I'm gonna play with u

[lime jasper]

i don't play this game a lot

[lime jasper]

i'm just looking for game man

[deft bobcat]

[lime jasper]

do you want to play?

[deft bobcat]

Play solo

[lime jasper]

i'm sick of solo q man

[deft bobcat]

Solo

[stray sage]

I’ll play with u but im retired pro

[deft bobcat]

[lime jasper]

i can only speak english but i'm forced to play with russian KIDS

[abstract turtle]

It was before rank update

I was silver 2

[deft bobcat]

Silver is

[stray sage]

No joke but I’m talking about 2018/2019

[deft bobcat]

Cap

@slow rapids is an actual pro

[stray sage]

I had faze in my name bro

[abstract turtle]

I got gold 2 in allies s8 and then legend s9

[lime jasper]

my peak is silver in season 4

[stray sage]

U wouldn’t know gang

[deft bobcat]

And I have spirit in my name

[lime jasper]

join vc

[deft bobcat]

I'm actually donk

[lime jasper]

if u want to play

[stray sage]

Doesn’t work

[deft bobcat]

I'm actually prime simple

[stray sage]

How many hours u have

[lime jasper]

i was playing since season 3

dragon rise

lemme check hours

[deft bobcat]

Wrong answer

[stray sage]

How many hours bro

[red mantle]

GOOD EVENING SIRS

[lime jasper]

wait let me check

[blissful mauve]

W Leaker

[deft bobcat]

Sthu

[stray sage]

I’ve been playing before even ranked was something

[deft bobcat]

[lime jasper]

god damn

[deft bobcat]

He's lying

[blissful mauve]

Dust 2 mid tdm

[lime jasper]

guys i want to play with english people

[deft bobcat]

Switch servers

[lime jasper]

i have 367 hours

[stray sage]

Play more bro

[hasty cave]

finally got a role

[deft bobcat]

Started at S3 only 367?

[blissful mauve]

The toughest

The bestest

[lime jasper]

trust me bro

[deft bobcat]

I started late august this year I got 420 hour

[lime jasper]

i just don't play this game a lot

[deft bobcat]

[hasty cave]

as per usual

[stray sage]

Is ok gang I have 4 id with like 440 hours

[lime jasper]

i'm ranger in 1v1

[red mantle]

!!

[deft bobcat]

Wow what a flex

[blissful mauve]

Only ?

[stray sage]

Yeah I don’t play much

[lime jasper]

i'm just saying im not bad

[blissful mauve]

I def don't got over 5k hours

[deft bobcat]

Dude

[blissful mauve]

Definitely

[deft bobcat]

If u ain't elite ur bad

That's all I'm gonna say

[blissful mauve]

True

[deft bobcat]

[lime jasper]

is 90 fps bad?

[deft bobcat]

No

[blissful mauve]

U can literally solo q to elite

[stray sage]

Let me guess ur elite

[blissful mauve]

It's very good

[deft bobcat]

Legend

[lime jasper]

are you actually legend?

[deft bobcat]

Reached legend

Then solo screwed me over again

Back to elite ig

[blissful mauve]

Ye

[stray sage]

Should I start my rank journey

[deft bobcat]

[lime jasper]

make a new account

[blissful mauve]

But no , I'm bronze 2

[lime jasper]

i'll join you

[deft bobcat]

U should invest in so2

[lime jasper]

in ur ranked journey

[blissful mauve]

I am in defense of all bronzes

[stray sage]

I remember buying a skin in 2019cfor like 2g now is 70 or some

[blissful mauve]

They get treated wrong in here

[deft bobcat]

Barababa is the best bronze player

[blissful mauve]

(if I do my duel ranks I get bronze

I do a study in duels

[deft bobcat]

Flexing

[white quiver]

My hours isn't even crossed 500 yet

[blissful mauve]

How many AIs exist in game

I have encountered bots

Like not human beings possiblly

In duels

[lime jasper]

barbare

[warped lotus]

He is bronze, can't you see?

[lime jasper]

someone said he's legend in disguise

[warped lotus]

Lie

Obviously

[stray sage]

Look #📸│photos

[blissful mauve]

I literally said yes to him in that question

[lime jasper]

@blissful mauve are you down for allies?

[deft bobcat]

It's just akr carbon

[lime jasper]

pls

[blissful mauve]

Nou

[deft bobcat]

Everyone has that

[blissful mauve]

Going out

[deft bobcat]

Barababa has a life

[lime jasper]

i do have a lif

[deft bobcat]

That's why he's the best bronze player r

[lime jasper]

life*

[stray sage]

It was almost 2 now 82 holy inflation

[warped lotus]

Idk ain't reading allat, i just replied to the first message i saw

[blissful mauve]

The annual Christmas meetup

Is today

[deft bobcat]

Pipe bomb

[blissful mauve]

Oh can u check one thing for me

If u can could u take legend tag

Of your name here

Like is that an option?

[lime jasper]

guys

[warped lotus]

You mean role?

[lime jasper]

please

someone play allies with me?

[deft bobcat]

Silver ain't bad

[lime jasper]

i don't want to solo q

[deft bobcat]

Cope by playing solo

[lime jasper]

my random team mate quit

[deft bobcat]

Just spam tdm

Until u are confident

[turbid shard]

who play allies the legend?

[deft bobcat]

Me

[turbid shard]

id

[mystic jasper]

silver is insane

[deft bobcat]

S3

[blissful mauve]

Yes

[deft bobcat]

Bro started in S3 and only has 367 hours

[blissful mauve]

I soloq from bronze to elite bram

[warped lotus]

Prolly if u make a support ticket

[deft bobcat]

[fervent plover]

id:customize

[mystic jasper]

being in silver is lwk impressive

[blissful mauve]

Oh so u yourself can't take it off

[deft bobcat]

Tell him

[turbid shard]

who play allies the legend

[fervent plover]

Master elit legend @silk moth

[blissful mauve]

I'm not asking that sakeli , my doubt is , you give legend role right ? Can the person then just take it off and put on when he wants ?

[warped lotus]

How would u even expect that to work? Legend doesn't give you role manage permission

[blissful mauve]

Just like I can change bronze to silver and silver to bronze

[deft bobcat]

Nah

[blissful mauve]

I would be possible to change legend to bronze and bronze to legend

[turbid shard]

Bad id

[deft bobcat]

It's a troll

[blazing sage]

new upd has been released?

[fervent plover]

Idk i dont try

[deft bobcat]

[warped lotus]

It would just add the bronze role, giving you both legend and bronze but legend would be displayed since it has priority

[turbid shard]

why?

[blissful mauve]

🙁 this is why I left FaZe

LOL Haze believed it

😭

[deft bobcat]

My bait is expensive

[warped lotus]

Tf does that have to do w anything

[blissful mauve]

Yonose

Btw I got plans dragos

[deft bobcat]

Faze clan

[blissful mauve]

Put a South American team

[warped lotus]

Gl

[blissful mauve]

In Hejteri 6

Thoughts ?

[deft bobcat]

I don't know how I feel about pro scenes

[warped lotus]

Ye good luck playing with the 4 total south American people

[blissful mauve]

😭😭😭😭

[warped lotus]

Or u gonna play on eu servers with 300 ping?

[blissful mauve]

Nah they will represent Hejteri x Bafana internationally

[warped lotus]

They'll be representing 0 games

[blissful mauve]

Nono

[warped lotus]

Or u make 2v2 in hejt6

[blissful mauve]

Nono

[warped lotus]

So that all of them play

[blissful mauve]

South America

[warped lotus]

Yes, 4 ppl total

Can count them on my finger

[blissful mauve]

They cover Asia as well

[warped lotus]

200 ping?

[blissful mauve]

Yes

[warped lotus]

Sounds cringe

[blissful mauve]

Why did pings changed

I used to play Brazil at 200 ping

Now Its 300 ping

[warped lotus]

U ain't Brazilian?

[blissful mauve]

Nou

[warped lotus]

Ok

So 3 total players

Idk how u make a team

[blissful mauve]

I'll get like a team

[lime jasper]

i have a life man

[blissful mauve]

And tell them join the tag

[lime jasper]

school

[final citrus]

[lime jasper]

and i play other games

i'm not the worst but i know i'm not good

[warped lotus]

How u gon find 5 south Americans on so2

[blissful mauve]

I got connections everywhere dragos

[blissful mauve]

That's not a life

[warped lotus]

No, they are nonexistent

[lime jasper]

?

[blissful mauve]

You prolly dk

I was in EU line of South American Orgs

[regal dune]

what level of incel i need to achieve to get to lvl 400+?

[lime jasper]

that's why i have 367 hours

[warped lotus]

If I don't know them it means they are irrelevant

[stray sage]

Pro max

[blissful mauve]

I get insulted by my hours and I'm only lvl 200

[regal dune]

Gargantuous

[lime jasper]

@regal dune can you play standoff 2 with me?

[warped lotus]

Even if there are SA players, playing with only their people they will be ahh compared to EU

[blissful mauve]

It's ok

They still get that major spot

[lime jasper]

saudi arabia mentioned

[blissful mauve]

And we will use them to promote Hejteri x Bafana out there

[blissful mauve]

Does he Know

I agree

[lime jasper]

same tbh

[regal dune]

if you spent all those hours into making money, youd be elongated muskrat by now

[lime jasper]

i just played against elite

[warped lotus]

Ye... wtv u say lil bro

[blissful mauve]

What told u I don't make money in so2

[regal dune]

💀

buddy this convo ends here youve lost the plot 🙏

[lime jasper]

are you down for standoff 2 right now?

[regal dune]

what the hell is that?

[lime jasper]

i can tell you have a life just like me

[blissful mauve]

igrt

[regal dune]

i came here from free fire saar

i teleported here

idk where i am

[deep flicker]

Secsual assault players???? Huh?

[lime jasper]

yo wsg man

[deep flicker]

Been here

Alive

[warped lotus]

South Americans

[deep flicker]

Hbu

[deep flicker]

Miroshialaba

[lime jasper]

good

jus lookin for ppl

[deep flicker]

How have you been

[deep flicker]

For?

[lime jasper]

allies

[dire brook]

Where is update bruh

[lime jasper]

standoff 2

[warped lotus]

Tiobagadank

[deep flicker]

What rank big dawg

[deep flicker]

Sosugiagresiv

[lime jasper]

we listen and we don't judge

trust me

[deep flicker]

Never

[lime jasper]

before i tell you my rank

trust me i'm good

but my peak was silver 3 in season 4

i'm unranked

but i can recover man

just need someone to play with

[deep flicker]

I know big dawg don't worry

I'm elite but rank doesn't matter

[lime jasper]

yo

[deep flicker]

I play only knife akimbo USP Glock and AWP in allies

Mostly knife and awp

[mint vessel]

what is your rank

[lime jasper]

join vc pls man

[deep flicker]

First round I don't buy anything , knife one player then second round AWP + armor

Easy 8-0

[lime jasper]

that's insane man

[deep flicker]

Can't rn big man it's 9pm and I gotta go to sleep

[lime jasper]

ohh k

[deep flicker]

I haven't slept more than 2 hours a night for 5 days now

[lime jasper]

unranked rn

peak silver 3 in allies

unranked with 1.8 kd

[mint vessel]

ohh

[lime jasper]

trust

first 2 matches

[deep flicker]

Spoil me mommy 😂💋

[feral turtle]

They doing anything but acc fixing the game

[deep flicker]

I still go gage for a knife

[torpid wadi]

You stendoff2

[deep flicker]

They will after the 0.0.1 update

Which it's gonna be after this update

[mint vessel]

I'm Gold 2 or 3 I think, I play with you, but I don't speak English.

[feral turtle]

Anything but removing fable case already

[last matrix]

Silver 3 in this ezy asf economy?

[deep flicker]

MAYBE FINALLY I AINT GONNA SEE people teleporting because of a 10 ping difference

[lime jasper]

if i want to get out of silver i will but my team mates rage quit and i end up in a 1v2

pls someone join me

[mint vessel]

me?

[last matrix]

I was placed elite last season

[lime jasper]

anyone maybe u if you want

[last matrix]

And master this season

But I have a duo

[mint vessel]

send me your id

[white quiver]

It's 1 am snakdjjajd

Gn chat

[last matrix]

Gn

[mint vessel]

for you too

[lime jasper]

152952658

[deep flicker]

I can go one game lemme join my alt

[lime jasper]

join vc

[deep flicker]

Can't VC but trust me I'll do it

[lime jasper]

can you join vc?

[pale bloom]

Update not coming time tomorrow 🥲

[mint vessel]

anxiety mi name in game

[dim cape]

bro when is the update coming out

I’m actually trying to get that new pass

[pale bloom]

Tomorrow sadly

[weary cloud]

Hello if anyone wants boost up to master elite legend. I will boost it for golds

If someone interested dm me

[regal dune]

syfm lil bro

[deep flicker]

Probably in 1 week

Right about 23 December

As I preconizate

[rich crow]

If ur laptop at least powerful as midrange phone.
It will run it.

[regal dune]

@rich crow waddup twin

[regal dune]

which crate is gonna be removed?

[rich crow]

Yo twin. Wat u been doin

[deep flicker]

Already been removed

[regal dune]

Soloing deez newbs fr

[deep flicker]

The revenge

[rich crow]

Alrdy been removed

Revenge

[weary cloud]

??

[regal dune]

I mean the silver coins crates

[deep flicker]

Ye

Revenge

Been already out

[regal dune]

Aw man I was gonna buy then sell em for golds 😿

[deep flicker]

I did

[regal dune]

how much you selling for what amount?

[deep flicker]

I have just 630 boxes

[regal dune]

wild

[deep flicker]

Been grinding for a month or soo

It's ain't that hard

I ain't got 108k kills on m4 pro startrack for nothing

[regal dune]

I had 5500 coins
Bought the crates cuz i jus said fugit

got nathan

bruh

[deep flicker]

You're Romanian