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🦛
Burn him
Honestly ye
so ur lowkey a default knife enjoyer
🦇
I mean shi
M9 would be best knife if the animation would be better bc rn only the pull out is good
Basic jit
I am
12k dollars?
i mean everything
Everything in the game?
yes and all copies
1 of everything or fully everything in stock?
nah, everything
Yh thats probs like 50m
dollars?
Yh
So2 is dropping ANYTHING. But the update

Even the cheap stuff like 0.03 gold have someone put it as 99999999999
wait true
aint buying that
Xd
nvm not everything
ye
Probs 100k
😢
Nah
Around that
Way less
1m is like 10 gran
100k dollars, how much would that be in gold
.
1m is not 10 grand
1000k gold
3k is 30 dollars or smt
ask eugene
You would have to buy 333 times the 3k gold to get 1m
Yh 1m is not 10k tho
333x30
nah here
Think 3k 30 dollars 30k is 300 dollars 300k is 3000 dollars
So 3k+ 4k+ 3k just from 3 stickers
math is hard
Tf???
bro really pinged him
He gon be muted bc of the rules

Brother

wait fr?
Bro i said 300k is 3000 already
Hi
.
500k 330k 300k
.
Noobs
Who would buy without request?
Hard skill
Tripping hard brotha
Now everyone is legend
Well no1 said request or just buy
And then u crash the whole economy bc u want everything in the game✌️
Here 3k is like 25-27 bucks
Uk 3k is £32.49
We love 3rd world countries
Anyways am a go now i wanna eat
like if we convert 300$ to my country currency it's 38k
Where u from?
africa
Aint ur currency like rly bad?
damn bad
But which country
i forgot

prob near the beach
✌️
Blud is indian

Thats asia nit africa
india is in africa now 💔

Thats obvious
So he is indian
what
Hes scared if we know the country we will find him somehow
Me
Woahh
u didn't tell ur country so ur indian toe
But I'm indian indeed XD
Crazg
bhai 🎉😊🌹
Bhai

INDIAN
Yh i am trust
are there any code
None at the moment. How can I get a promo code? https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
bromokod
get me a promocode for my grocery shopping 
what is the latest #🌅│fan-art lmaoo
It is indeed nice
Probably from rezero or kokosuba. Idk I don't watch either of those
what if im a woman
Hello🙂
and that's Mid on hanami I believe?
hi
omg r u simgle? 😻
🤔
Its based of the mp7 r1na skin

Geek
Ew
@reef breach same ,im scared of woman
God forbid man asking a girl whether she is single or not 😮💨
are you single ?
Are you signal 😍
yes a wide one

Bruh 🤣
The stop signal?

can you come dm
Sure
😏
when will they release the update ?
🦛 he’s gonna explode again
chrisms
No one knows. It's unknown. Nobody knows. Someone doesn't know
👀
I told you he’s gonna explode again
Noo DONT Gloria
Don't explode
Think of Martin
Think of the penguins !

Yes. But not yet
Ty
👍
Nothing ever happens.
🤷♂️
Will rental market return one day?
Never
Hello, can someone tell me when there will be a new Christmas event in standoff2?

Nothing ever happens
March
Forgot which day
Prop hunt game mode


knox are you simgle? 😻
Basically no quality of life
Like always
Just a bunch of skins
And a temporary mode
Greed asf
I'm tripping
Though u asked what gonna arrive
But yeah
Work AXLEBOLT
Please
Stop just REALISING a bunch of skins
did bro read an article about their plans ?💔
ig not
Sometimes yes sometimes no 😻(me schizophrenic /j)
tf is going on with english speaking announcer theyre always late asf
on twitter and even here
Blud
I'm og in this game
They keep promising to do a lot of shit
2017
Me too bud
So you shouldn't be fooled
I recorded a video talking about QoL in so2
Almost 5 YEARS AGO
and the game stays the same
and I know they had promised a lot in the past but they basically confirmed that they were not mature enough as a game developers studio to realize that many things they had planned back then are not achievable in a short time period
So if they lied more than one time in the past
Why should I believe them now?
I'm gonna wait for the QoL arrive
Reina too
You may not believe its up to you. I thought youre not aware of their plans
casino sponsors 😂✌️
I'm pretty aware
bro there are no sponsors in this game they’re independent company

It's a joke blud
Id advise you to not wait for anything and just enjoy the game and if you cant enjoy it its time to think about leaving this game
i don’t get this principle of playing game while hating on it
who you talkin about
oh I get it now
3 am moscow
👍
I'll try to snipe it low
Do u have gloves to match?
What time is it for u rn???
The game is good, but the update choices...
🦛
who wants to play allies
I guess no one
wowie
Did Alex eat em 💔
Hi
What is up semy
Hi
heyy

👋 

Idk if I should go out and order some food
Nah there’s a restaurant just on the other side of the road
Valid
I ate a plate of chowmein and another plate of dumplings just a few minutes ago
was my first time at the restaurant
I hate seafood 
Never ever tasted one since 2007
Since u where born?
No
Ok
I had one in my neck for 5 days
Skill issue

Bruh💀
damn my inv is little over 40k atm
Fish just generally have unsavoury smell
I love fried fish
They smell like shit
Frying after covering it up with seasoning
Even your shit smells like that
My fart smells if I haven't pooped in a while
Has nothing to do with sickness
Nothing*
Maybe it’s just me, cuz I noticed it on myself
Whenever I get sick, my fart smell
When I’m not, it’s just a regular air



That is the most uncivilised thing I’ve ever read
Don't act that u don't do that
Mister scientist
First time head about this
Too
So
I'm amazed by science
why we getting another g22 nest
Ts time better CS2 copy
acting like the nest design is not good
Mediocre
I heard pawpaw and la reina is coming to the marketplace today 
My message better not end up in so2 subreddit cuz it did once
it will
Guys help me pls (pv)
Can someone tag me when the skins go on sale
@hard flint
Estimates on the prices?
Why are u tagging me now
If it’s about cheater, you can head here https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
3 to 4K gold
Ur probably dumb
Your mom is dumb
Hello everyone i needd for a clan vs clan?

No , no cheater
8:18pm as of now
And it comes out at 5 am
Its 18:22 now
when is the update
Any minute now
Cap
Nope sorry
keys
Next day probably
tag king gotta be the most forgotten ak
What's the manga on your pfp?
i forgot it even existed

i need assistance
ok
Lol
intresting
I made friends wirh the second cutest girl in my class
Very good read
Accept it WE are never getting the update
😭
U dont like manga🫶😭
damn got timed out
So why would u pull the trigger
but that got to be a h-manga
You got something other than rom
Like psychological, seinen?
because the romance has run out of ideas
Try aku no hana
I might find some
But all manga has js been kinda harem only

Ig so but i like this one maybe cus im lonely but idk
manga is not tuff
U dont like reading
Not much of harem or spicy enjoyer

ah waht
Noone said that
When it comes to manga
i’ed recommend girl’s last tour
Read that
That anime had none so i liked it alot more a few cute moments but thats it
I might read that
no funny people here aparantly
Most of the Rom are plain
plz do
@stray violet you on
Sure u are buddy
i know
\
I'm confused on what to read now I'm just afraid I might drop in mid so I wanted short manga
Anyways gtg
oh i’ed recommend organ divider
Hope u find what u looking for
Peace
I was wondering that too
you got unlucky dident you
Cuz let him confront me
have a nice day all
it’s not
back then it was 2 even with armor
57+57 is not right
dawg
@mossy saddle
this a cs knockoff
OH
That has made billions of dollars, or rubles idk
So let them make it properly
Ig so i dont feel. Like spending 1 grand on skins
Cuz I sure as hell nobody can stand a 0.50 deagle round ,let alone 2 not killing an enemy is really wild
@mossy saddle
Hella dumb fr
So when you hit 2 neck shots and the opponent is still spamming you with p90
It really is
Like why do neck not kill
It's been like this since season 7
We aren't talking about the fact that awm as well is run n gun
@mossy saddle you always picking the opposite of me 🥀
In case you guys didn't know
I promise u if i shoot someone in the neck that person is dead
You can run with full accuracy with awm
cuz its better 🥀
Bring back old deagle recoil ,make it 2 body shots again
Might be but not unique
looks good tho
Yea
That has never worked for me
So we're copying the mechanics of a game built for different platform with a different game engine
It does work

i mean
I uploaded a YouTube video demonstrating
But still
3 body shots?
Even if you are fat you can't dink 2 deagle shots and survive
Let me Google that rq
dude
Why are we comparing games and real life now
Hollow knight>
Cuz it's supposed to imitate real life?
It's not
Surviving 2 rounds of .50 AE desert eagle rounds are below 1% ,I've had over 200 92 in 2 body shots in the last 2 days
You don't serve in the military with pretty cosmetics on your guns
This is a game we're talking about
Remove skins ,put proper mechanics
Then it'd be a totally different kind of games
Do you support deagle being 3 body shots?
Do you find it reasonable
Idk, I just play the game
Like even in CS 1.6 it's a 2 body shots kill
I'm pretty sure they nerfed deagle in cs2
even at long range
Famas meta was op
The fact that it used to be better than ak
ump too
Or on par with ak
So when hard weapons that need high skill ceiling to use become used by high skill players ,instead of increasing spread ,recoil etc ,we lower their damage and nerf their recoil ? Make the weapon more spammable?
Yea
About the recoil, yeah, I agree on that one
They should bring back high recoil on deagle
In season 8 or 7 ,they lowered the deagle damaged and lowered the recoil by over 50%
You play since long you know how the recoil was on the deagle
But it was usable back then
What made them change it?
If it was really broken overpowered they could've added a 20% increase in recoil without altering the damage

Yes
The only reason why I never sell my famas fury skin 🐓
The m9 case is surely going to crash the prices of all m9s
3 is very little if you consider that the Deagle only costs 700
700? 900? Dont remember
Good no skin should cost hundreds of dollars
But one shot is enough to leave the enemy in bad shape, dont even need to aim for headshots
i think that's good
Comp now 
I hope so
Its not going to affect the origin knives that much
One moment

I'm in game now

Origin will always be expensive, it won't really affect that much
Starting round is 800$ ,make it 800$ ,keep old deagle
There
Yeah I know
Old deagle is way more balanced ,they are just making the game child friendly
Aka ,spam > skill
.
What do we do with 100$? Xd
Did you play pre season 7
Just make deagle 800
I've been playing since season 3
Then you know how it was
But I'm back now in season 9
Let's see how far they will push
i was so shit with her but i loved it
Making the deagle spammable ,making awm run n shoot what next ,ak is gonna have less recoil and 2 headshots for kill?
That's the point
Awm run and shoot precisely was a crime
It has to be hard to control why else would you buy an 800$ pistol that you can't use
It is like this btw ,till now
Yeaahh i know
Ehm ,should I mention the second shoot button
That automatically slows you down when you shoot
Where is the skill
I was an awm main on season 6, when you had to stop walking to shoot precisely with it
it was perfect
why do they did this
Thats real?
Making their game child friendly 🥀
Yes
You can see it go to hud settings
XD yeahhh
You will see a shoot button that looks like it has scope on it
When you run and hold it you get 90% accuracy while running and gunning
Woowww haha
So thats why i have so many accuracy while i run
I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said
I got inspired to make a video
i'ts a good idea, not everyone would notice that
Should i create a video guiding new players to invest in so2
I am pretty knowledgeable about the market
Guide me sir I have 8k laying around
Xd me too
they re adding ak reina on market today?
Dont have patience to invest on so2 skins
Myself i have 4k but i want to play the m9 for the first time so im gonna let it slide
I think so
and the winter update also?
That's what they're saying
No that’s coming after
Dont know about that
I don't think update is today
alr ty
God I hope we get weapon adjustments and not just new season
How much do you guys think the AKR will cost?
Ill let you guys know when im done with the guide
me: 5-6k
Less than 1k for sure due to quantity
Gold? Maybe 8-12k
immediately
The quantity is 10k which is way more than other aks
What do you mean
10k pieces only
There were 10k pieces of that skin
Say 75% of them will be listed
10k pieces is not a big number
Most are gonna be listed
Do you really think that all 10,000 will be released on market at the same time?
Most will probably be
i wouldn't trust that
Atleast 2k of them
Yeah, 2k
That's unlikely
For a limited ak
That's why I said 75%
Probably 5k at least
Other 25% are gonna keep for sure ,maybe for use maybe as long term investment
But the 75%
Are 7500 pieces
Anyways the m4a1 is gonna be way more
Most people will probably do that
Not all of them will be listed at once
the m4 is trash
How many units of the M4 were put up for sale? Or was there no limit?
Yeah but it was more expensive and had a limit as to how much you could buy
2 per person
But not limited
it was more expensive?
didn't see that
Yes
Hmmm

Yeah, and the ak, some people got like, 5 of em
It will be more expensive unfortunatelly
Lets just see at the end we will find out eventually
Yeaahh yeah
When the ak is about to hit the market?
We"ll see
Someone said 18
Very nice game
Which tmz
3 am moscow
Ofc it's in the middle of the night
Xd
2 am in Bucharest
What do TMZ means my friend?
WHY IT CAN'T BE like 5 pm in russia
Time zone
That's shit
So the market doesn’t get cluttered like before
Oh you weren't up when this update gone up
When the dia the muertos hit the market
Here is 13 pm
Like 80% of players just got crashed for 15 minutes
Apparently they think that people in Moscow don't do nothing during the day lol
Damn happened normal for me
I got lvl 45 pretty easy and them i buyed the pass +45 lvls
j
Damn you rich baby
How do you guys level up in the pass so fast
i just cant
How many days do you need to get lvl 45?
You get 45 lvls in 45 days if you dont do the normal missions
Nah like stuff which happened in prey season and stuff
Hmmm
You get more than 40 days for sure
Like 43
Jesus
Yeah
Understantable
Shii that's horror
But you need to play how much hours per day to get it +/-?
Some times you receive 3 missions of 200+200+600 or 400+300+300
Less than 1
For the three missions daily
Wow
Who cares buying pixels is crazy
you dont have to do every daily missoin to get the knife case
When will winter tale drop?
use paper to determin how our life are lived is crazy
Actually does
Because alot of people including myself do
Hi
elo
yesterday
So funny
How y on 120???
I set it at 60 fps
Prob did copy one video on youtube or smt to pass 60 fps
Heh?
Slash iphone
No lol
I didnt do anything
I just came back this game
only some phones can get more than 60 fps
I just redownloaded the game and i swear to god i didnt do anything to exceed the fps limit
Its impossible to exceed the fps limit on iphone
🥀
So to summarize, the reason is because of game right?
Crying in xing ling at 120 fps on 2k
No most likely
Both

The game on ios you can go far than normal hz or the pre set

On iphone pre set is 60hz but some have 120hz
But its fake fps right
Sometimes the game put on 120hz so you cant jump, not explaining how it works
This error only occurs with standoff
8splus
Try disable pro motion
Max 60fps
Bruh
Where
Not true
Nope
My friend has 13 pro and has 60fps max
That shouldnt be possible
Maybe a glitch
Because he doesnt play so2
it only showed 60
Could be
Idk
how can i get 2v2 role?

@kind flame
Wsp, guy's
yep
when is the giveaway ending

dose anybody know when will the ak drop in eu
Wha
probobly midnight
3 december
ok thank u
thx
Lilith deserves more subs because he is giving away literally 50k gold
what are your predictions for price

Who wanna smurf w me on allies
What case will be removed next?
@leeleaf slide me 10k
Oh it's Revenge, no wonder
?
Yo sup
wow you julled god
Upss
Running through my head
Smells a little bit of depression there
?
hi
elo
yo
How many gold do I need to buy rare+ one color themed inventory
with 5k u can do a lot of colors
depends on the colour you want
I like one colored inv
not really, i think most expensive color budget wise would be purple or white
but with 4-5k he can do red, green, blue, purple/green
white is not that expensive
it doesnt really matter,
well u have champions gloves yeah
i was thinking of white camo glove
can i do smth with like 500,im poor lol
black maybe
I need to get gold first so its gonna take time 🫠
Update comming tommorow
I think is today
gg for 100k too
Definitly not
red: akr carbon, g22 inferno, usp line, awm scratch/xenoguard, m4a1 kitsune, m4 ronin mk
look dm
who betrayed bro
YO wsp
black inv
Yeah
am not saying red wont be posible but there are two problems. He wants full inv and rare or higher
When does update comming,what u think guys
next week
Nah tommorow i am sure
oke
They said that o. The 15th too😃
cheap version:
- ak evo
- glock carbon
- usp fiend
- a king
- m4a1 kitsune
- m4 wolf
knife: glove dragonglass butterfly dragon glass
bro forgot that the guy has a 500 gold budget
ok forget the knife and glove 🥀
😭
I have some knife already
yeah some kukri
i saw it and its horrible
what knife
ik
i see
photos
kukri sea glint
it's not even a bad skin i just dont like the kukri
u couldve bought dual daggers
way better
same here but i respect his choice
yup
we need carbon knifes
as in carbon fiber?
ye
hell no
and startrack
hell yes
carbon Butterfly or m9
Esmerald
that idk, it gon make knives prices crazy
Or mixed like carbon and esmeralds
i can agree we can have some doppler knives
like those from cs2 and they're rare as hell?
ur just gonna crash the damn market
hi guys, anyone have a WeChat acc?
pretty much but its profit for axlebolt lmao
just register bro it's easy
I'm trying to create one, but it's asking someone to scan the QR code
scan it with ur phone
they should release another limited skin
ask someone's who already have it
i just want karambit to be held sideways
I don't know anyone who has
Why
What's with holding it sideways
i wanna find nice pattern skins but searching from 1 to 999 gets boring quickly
did ak la reina drop on market?
no
current animation sucks
i think everything is dropping tomorrow
mantis has better animations
there is a fang that is full blue onli in one pattern and that is 100
Learn how to stimmax with ur karambit
thats my point
do u know the pattern number for m9 frosty wrap?
the one with dragon
search The Channel of Lilnext so2
what fang is that?
is it on the market?
why

@raw vessel you mean deagle vermilion?
relic
1 singular pixel of rust
they were 150 gold expensier when i was buying it
Go to photos, it is the best you can get
If you wanna argue its not rust there its a part of the pattern
I bought two pases but nothing else
can i see ur inv 🫠😅
fr
Ik what knife of player you are
Where did you find those boosters
I’m telling ax
He salty because of loss 
does he have a server
Update is coming this winter !! Finally !!

You brought us down yesterday
Nothing ever happens
Blaming skill issues on me 
I promise u that thing aint dropping
Nothing ever happens
is the la reina in shop already?
no
Nothing ever happens
Yo
am newwwq
is there any game better than this
for mobile
i feel like ping high and hackers
none
if u want smth like csgo then this is best
ah ok np
Cheaper
I like the team deathmatch alot tho
it will be today or tomorow tho





