💬│english-chat

[final citrus]

they just got lucky but he would easily 1v4 let alone 1v3

[outer gate]

Dawg 🥹 he did this in every round

I had 14 kills + 6 assists

[final citrus]

they got reallyyy lucky

bet his tripple legend or somthing

[outer gate]

He had 0 0 0 🥹👌

[final citrus]

just had bad day

[outer gate]

Nah he was bronze

We had a tripple legend

Me

Who else

[final citrus]

legend 2*

[outer gate]

Im not bragging

Im complaining

How can i make a sound in a virtual chat

[final citrus]

flexing your loss streak dam

do you have no shame

[outer gate]

The tanto is overrated in my opinion

[final citrus]

so you must have lots

[final citrus]

hate that knife

[outer gate]

Same

It delays when i go for a combat style of close range

Its my opinion

Yo whats with this dude 😂

Get better tactics on ragebaiting

[ivory pecan]

[outer gate]

Idc what you are broski

Im just using the term

Goes both ways

Whatever you type out

Seen alot of males using the dude term on females and nothing happened so why are YOU complaining

English isn't my first language

And so what if i did

You understood it

😂

You said my sentence was invalid

I gave you a pretty solid response

[tired forge]

I did

[final citrus]

[final citrus]

when i want evendice

[tired forge]

I asked him irl and he replied here

[rich crow]

How abt y’all just kiss each other 💔

[outer gate]

Im good

[rich crow]

Imma kiss u then 🗣️🗣️

[outer gate]

You replied

Im 16

[rich crow]

Y’all both need to watch the superman movie fr

[outer gate]

How old even are you to be considered a child

3 year difference

And you started this

So now you complain when i respond???

Thats silly

My broski you are pressed because i used dude for both genders 😂

Its mostly a term

Thats how i know it

Idc what pronouns you use

[sweet crest]

Both children

😭

[outer gate]

Im a teenager thank you very much 😡

[sweet crest]

Not much of a diff ☹️

[outer gate]

Satire btw ✌️

[sweet crest]

O

K

Ok

Ye

[final citrus]

Guilty till proven innocent

[sweet crest]

Like any other

At least i was bit more productive

I saw what u two had argument over, girlie its kinda silly

Ye thats true

Well it was normal

Fine i guess

Wbu

How do you conclude that 😭

Thats p subjective

[viscid swan]

[sweet crest]

Lol

Ye i know what u meant

Its kinda silly

[noble dagger]

[sweet crest]

Obviously u should compare yourself to avg of alive people

[scarlet zealot]

where do i send the photo of temp skin

the skin from advent calendary ?

[haughty dirge]

I destroyed my phone bc of standoff

They gave me gold 1 teammates and other enemies where ranger

[crisp nebula]

someone wants to play?

[quaint kayak]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[warm kraken]

Sup chat

Dead chat

[craggy shale]

Whens the update coming

[mint meadow]

March 13th

[eternal dune]

June 28th

[mint meadow]

Mah thats the autumm one

Winter one is march 13th

[eternal dune]

After GTA VI

[mint meadow]

Thats the summer one

[eternal dune]

What are you talking about

Ohh 2027 summer

[mint meadow]

Yee

[eternal dune]

🇸 ℹ️ 🇬 🇲 🇦

[mint meadow]

U aint seen nothin

[eternal dune]

K

[mint meadow]

Am not tryna be muted

[eternal dune]

🫡 🧏 🤫

I did it once

[mint meadow]

Do it again

[eternal dune]

No

[mint meadow]

All staff is asleep or smt

They bored of the dead chat

[eternal dune]

People were like 😳

[livid kernel]

[atomic iris]

:(

[flint barn]

Hello

[atomic iris]

Great time to randomly visit this chat

Hi

[flint barn]

Thank you

How you doinnn!

[atomic iris]

Tired

What about you

[flint barn]

Why

[flint barn]

Playin ranked

[atomic iris]

4 am

No sleep

[atomic iris]

Ok

[flint barn]

Oh hahaha

Damn

[atomic iris]

[flint barn]

1 am eher

[atomic iris]

Ima go sleep

Byeeee

[flint barn]

Bye

[rare fog]

does anyine selling m9 for like 1k?

i was browsing and someone just bought m9 bayo for 1k

[hoary crest]

Devs give us a free butterfly knife ❤️

[rare fog]

eh really

[flint barn]

Huh

[wraith topaz]

Anybody with new acc wanna go allies?

Fresh new acc

0-0

[empty nexus]

Anyone comp?

[lilac sierra]

[tiny ember]

@zealous junco Enough to celebrate Christmas

[dense thistle]

Nubs

Sun

☀️

[steady bobcat]

This game bruh

I shoot some1 and then die and the bullets don’t even register

[viscid hemlock]

hi

everyone

i need some PC settings ?

anybody could help me ?

[eternal dune]

Any news bout the update?

When

Today?

[velvet drift]

That guy Mar something?

—isn't my clanmate 💔🥀

[ocean dirge]

[deft bobcat]

When market crash bruh hh

[unkempt fog]

Hi guys

Me name is Djas

Who will go to the party

?

I am from Russia i studying English, please speak to me English

Thanks

[jade stump]

idk

[unkempt fog]

?

[tough meadow]

morning pooping feels so good

[tough meadow]

what party?

[ocean dirge]

[tough meadow]

[mighty reef]

[dense thistle]

[tough meadow]

no nitro?

touche

[ocean dirge]

Go to epic games website free nitro there as a Christmas gift

[vagrant ivy]

White collection is now the trend in so2

[lime trout]

nitro for how long?

[vagrant ivy]

It was purple

[lime trout]

i wonder how much the Revenge case will cost if it's already on the market.

[hexed igloo]

only for new account and returning users

[ocean dirge]

1month

[lime trout]

okay thanks

[sick mica]

Did they remove temporary skins yet

[hexed igloo]

are you at a hopefulness and desperation

[tough meadow]

[sick mica]

Sure

[deft bobcat]

Input title

[neon lotus]

hi

[tough meadow]

but you can set up a payment method then redeem it no?

[sudden tapir]

Does anyone know working code??

[tough meadow]

How can I get a promo code? https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[sudden tapir]

Noo i need promo code

Not how can i

[tough meadow]

none active atm

personally, I wouldn't rely on promo codes

they rarely give out good skins and most of them are time limited

[ornate meadow]

Could someone with a kind heart please give me the code for a 3 or 4 finger HUD?

[deft bobcat]

No

[sour helm]

4DLytBQAh4

[dense thistle]

Use 5 instead not much different than 4 and much better

[deft bobcat]

How many fingers u use

[slow rapids]

1v1 anyone?

[deft bobcat]

Me

[slow rapids]

15882274

Add up

[deft bobcat]

694206741

[slow rapids]

Hop on

[deft bobcat]

Lazy

[slow rapids]

…

[brisk ice]

Are servers down?

[tough meadow]

if I had a nickel for everytime someone asks for a 1v1

[deft bobcat]

Go check

[brisk ice]

Tried but game’s not opening

[deft bobcat]

Go check

[tough meadow]

very hepful 👍

[tough meadow]

does it show any errors?

[brisk ice]

Ya internet error

But wifi is working i checked

[tough meadow]

The game's working fine for me. Report at:

There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[deft bobcat]

Way past your prime unc

S1 legend?

Thought u said u play pro scene

What happened

[tough meadow]

[deft bobcat]

20-7

[devout bobcat]

That one promo code

[tough meadow]

butter cakee

[slow rapids]

Yea I retired 2 years ago

And I’m on phone now

And at work

Lol

[stray violet]

1v1 rn

[devout bobcat]

The Hunt now

🦛

[stray violet]

Eating rn

[deft bobcat]

Wdym on phone

What u mainly play on

[hexed igloo]

1 ha 1

if i lose you give me 5 bands

[devout bobcat]

[stray violet]

ro

[opaque root]

[devout bobcat]

Ha6

🐓

[hexed igloo]

)

[deft bobcat]

Why yo tablet so big

Looks like a 4x4 block

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

Bassss

[tough meadow]

[sick cave]

@tough meadow I think you should delete those messages in #📸│photos 🐴

[devout bobcat]

Who the hell is Dironella Christopher

Butter spoke malay in english chat?

[sick cave]

:(

[devout bobcat]

:v

I had nachoneko pfp back then

🦛

[sick cave]

Based pfp

[stray violet]

@devout bobcat Go beholder games now

[devout bobcat]

[sick cave]

Bro is playing on 0.34.0

[devout bobcat]

I'm in class rn but who cares

[stray violet]

Nvm I can't play

I don't have a knife rn

I'm not playing with the default one bro 💀

[devout bobcat]

You don't need a single knife

We fight barehanded

[stray violet]

Ok ok

[slow rapids]

Main iPad

[neon lotus]

hi

[tough meadow]

hey

[stray violet]

Where'd you go noob zharm

Bro left me alone in this scary mode

[crimson needle]

why is climbing rank easier now

not complaining tho hehehehe

[stray violet]

"everyone's a winner" ahh seasons

[tough meadow]

makes it more accessible, hence more players or better player retention

[crimson needle]

cool cool

[serene cape]

i went from silver to ranger

[crimson needle]

you should be proud then

🫡

[serene cape]

[rich crow]

Old ppl leavin n new players coming?

It's common in this kind of game.
Many pro leave n newbie come.

[crimson needle]

guess so, many of the players either opponent or allies got like 100 hrs or less of playtime

[rich crow]

Thats wat im sayin cz im one of em

Had buddies that could 1 shot ur ahh even b4 u blinked.
Now all i see is self promoted pros

[tough meadow]

deeaaaaddd

[vast solstice]

meanwhile i play defuse and new people call me a cheater without seeing clearly i have spent my life inside playing this game for 5 years (2700 hours)

[lime trout]

Does anyone have m9 shivers? may i know the good pattern code for the knife

[velvet drift]

Something along the number 300

[lime trout]

ohh okay i'll check it out , thank you!

[vast solstice]

dark shiver? 222

check 22

222

full blue

[lime trout]

okay thanks!

[vast solstice]

i saw them going for 6k or so but i doubt thats the price since the rise of it

[lime trout]

hmmm okayy

[vast solstice]

8500 cheapest xD

[velvet drift]

Deal

[random zinc]

I've played with you once

[lime trout]

yeah too much for me, can't afford it

but it looks good tho

[vast solstice]

try to snipe patterns

its not only 222

but im sure some dummy lists it on the market for cheaper

[lime trout]

yeahh i know

[tough meadow]

[vast solstice]

also you said you got shatter, get some dragon glass knives or the digital burst m9

my advice wouldnt be buying now

when the new case drops maybe

[upper furnace]

any new redeem code?

[lime trout]

yes, maybe i will buy the digital burst, currently im using the stiletto tie dye with pretty decent blue pattern

[vast solstice]

lemme know the blue please

[lime trout]

not really blue but i do like stiletto, its #452

[river pumice]

bfk arcane surge is so expensive

[lime trout]

3 days ago the price were 390k

[vast solstice]

me when i cant afford that purple combo knife 😭

[river pumice]

ripoff

nameless price ahh

[vast solstice]

there was a sale for 60k or so

[tough meadow]

@rich crow not allowed

[lime trout]

not really a decent skin, i prefer other bfk

[river pumice]

not even worth it, buy orders at 50k rn

[river pumice]

js get the sting

🤑

[vast solstice]

i liked it since it matched the gloves plague i had, i might buy it if it drops to like 40k

i want to

[rich crow]

Srry wrong server.
I was supposed to ask the question in cs 2 server.

[river pumice]

new gloves look cool

[vast solstice]

i have those too

xd

[river pumice]

40k for a knife 😭

[vast solstice]

name every purple glove except ravage, i have it

[river pumice]

mainly bc it has the best model

[vast solstice]

and except royal rose cuz its not to my taste

[river pumice]

either I get sting arcane or mantis nest

🤔

[vast solstice]

i have both 😭

[river pumice]

rich

[vast solstice]

i love playing with fancy colors

[river pumice]

me veri veri broke

😔

also it’s kinda funny that the awm vampire is 10k in st

me when I got that instead of gloves

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[vast solstice]

check photos

[river pumice]

which knife better tho

[vast solstice]

mantis is cool

sting also cool for sniper

[river pumice]

show inv when

!

[lime trout]

subject x gloves are the best design imo

[vast solstice]

deal

wait 3 mins or so

[river pumice]

they look like kitchen mittens

[lime trout]

yes i like those pattern

[river pumice]

for me not rlly

revival gloves best model imo

[vast solstice]

revivals and subject x are the best gloves imo

subject x has that driver gloves feeling

[river pumice]

they gotta fix the left hand…

[vast solstice]

i never looked, what is it

[lime trout]

the left hand is a bit awkward

[river pumice]

@vast solstice so rich men

p350 blizzard 😭

[vast solstice]

wat

is good skin :)

[river pumice]

also what’s that ak

[river pumice]

ik but it’s expensive

[vast solstice]

La Reina?

limited ak

[rugged trail]

Hi

[vast solstice]

i bought

hellou

[rugged trail]

Wsp

[vast solstice]

just chiillin

[river pumice]

like limited limited?

[vast solstice]

there were 10k pieces for sale but it got sold in 3h

[rugged trail]

Damn nice to hear that

[vast solstice]

i was one of the first 100 to buy it

[rugged trail]

The AK skin?

[vast solstice]

yes

la reina

[river pumice]

show!!!

[rugged trail]

Worth it?

[vast solstice]

you wanna see the ak? sure

[vast solstice]

no, it will most likely be cheap

but i only bought to play

i like it

and i have money

[rugged trail]

Damn

Show me

[vast solstice]

i have a timer on photos lmfao in 2 mins sure

[river pumice]

i spent a lot of money on cs instead 🤣

[rugged trail]

Good combi gloves ?

[vast solstice]

i have 1000 euro inv in cs

[river pumice]

same

[vast solstice]

yes, i have plague and skeletal hand

[river pumice]

mines around that

[vast solstice]

w my dude

[rugged trail]

Niceeeeee

[river pumice]

what combo in cs

[rugged trail]

I have very bad taste

But I like

My inventory

[vast solstice]

imperial plaid FT 0.22 / Falchion Freehand 0.040 , Bowie Freehand 0.028

[river pumice]

why 2 meh knives and not one good knife

[vast solstice]

expensiv

[river pumice]

also why FN…

[vast solstice]

i will switch to m9 maybe later on

[river pumice]

used to have imperial + bfk freehand

[vast solstice]

@pliant linden thats right

[tough meadow]

[vast solstice]

bfk expensive

[pliant linden]

No way I guessed that right

[vast solstice]

i would most likely get bayonet

[river pumice]

but bfk distracts me too much and I didn’t rlly like the material on imperial

[pliant linden]

And they call me mr akinator

[river pumice]

now I have leopards + kara damascus

[vast solstice]

oiii

white combo

also

you wanted to see the ak, check photos

[river pumice]

design wise is good, but color has too much universe vibes

[vast solstice]

i love universe :3

m9 universe dream knife

i can buy it but i wanna save some money yk 😭

[river pumice]

don’t like how they don’t fit most purple gloves

[vast solstice]

true, the purple is a lil diff

[rugged trail]

My inventory

In photos

Cheap and old

But its mine

[vast solstice]

if you want good alternatives go for nebula karam full purple and m9 digital burst

damn semy you got quite the cool inv there

[river pumice]

using skeletal hand rn those 2 don’t rlly fit

[vast solstice]

plague is better than skeletal tbh

[river pumice]

it’s more of a model preference for me

[pliant linden]

Shut up semy

[vast solstice]

yeah youre right

[kindred hollow]

Nothing goes with it besides the Sting surge and the butterfly

[deft bobcat]

Hey man

[vast solstice]

not true

[deft bobcat]

It's freakbob

[river pumice]

had those before but I don’t rlly like em compared to revivals

[vast solstice]

theres plenty of good knives

[tough meadow]

wow @rugged trail you gonna let him talk to you like that?

[vast solstice]

geometric tops

[kindred hollow]

ofc its true i dont want pink and blue in my knife glove combo

[pliant linden]

He won't do nun

[river pumice]

hmm I like retros more tho

[vast solstice]

dual daggers demonic steel?

[rugged trail]

Ty , its decent

[kindred hollow]

not the same shade or purple

[vast solstice]

man youre picky af i just grab what i like xDDD

[rugged trail]

I don't care about that person

[pliant linden]

He scared

[rugged trail]

Let him or her talk what he she want

[kindred hollow]

same i bought the Sting it works the best besides ofc the butterfly but i dont have Russian nor Arabian Oil money soo

[pliant linden]

Mid inv semy goofy bum don't even have the 67 ak tiger skin

[tough meadow]

I just recently started buidling my inv

so it's not as stacked as you guys'

it'll grow tho

[pliant linden]

Does it have the 67 ak tiger skin in it

[tough meadow]

nope

[pliant linden]

Son 😂😂

[river pumice]

@kindred hollow ik it fits but I’m thinking of which knife to get

[kindred hollow]

Like tbh i like the gloves for sure but besides the butterfly nothing goes perfectly with it

[river pumice]

nest looks decent with the purple

[kindred hollow]

Type in So2 Skeletal hands on YT a guy made a video with allmost every knife

[river pumice]

I can js check it myself already got the gloves

might even do something different like poison

[kindred hollow]

[river pumice]

what

[pliant linden]

Keep talking semy

[rugged trail]

How are you doing dude

[tough meadow]

it's really boring without classes. I can't believe I'm saying this but I can't wait for classes to start

[rugged trail]

Seeee

I told u

[pliant linden]

Anything but getting a job

[rugged trail]

They are interesting

[river pumice]

me when 26 day christmas holiday

[tough meadow]

true

[lime trout]

[rugged trail]

[tough meadow]

[kindred hollow]

truth apon this server full of begging pakistanis

[lost venture]

Fr man my in game dm filled with these guys asking for Gold

[kindred hollow]

guy asked me for gold while having a 2k knife not even a jew is that greedy

[opaque root]

[rugged trail]

[vagrant ivy]

With every type of gloves?

[kindred hollow]

nah

[tough meadow]

I quite literally have autism

so you're not wrong there

[opaque root]

Changbaa

Sup

[tough meadow]

just chillin

I think I'll take a nap

[opaque root]

You should mate

When im online, always seeing u

[tough meadow]

I'm online basically the entire time I'm awake if I don't have class

[opaque root]

🤯 Then i think its better if you go out and walk a bit before taking a nap

[lunar chasm]

ts pmo

[lost venture]

I usally gift Gold too friend but they get really pushy... Jews are better than them

Maybe he got his knife from alot of asking from others

[lunar chasm]

pls guld 😅🥀🥺

[rich crow]

when would the winter tale upd drop?

[kindred hollow]

probably

[lost venture]

Huh, who you ? 😂🙃

[lost venture]

I finally made my collection send u photo of my inventory have a look 🤧😭 took me months

[lunar chasm]

yes mi 😢🙏

[lost venture]

No 😗🙃

[lunar chasm]

evil 💔😡

[lost venture]

Thank you 😊

Asking G without even a introduction 😭🤌

[solemn thistle]

anyone knows dc of black budget?

[lost venture]

Just join my clan 🥹🤓

[kindred hollow]

Blue Blood very nice

[lost venture]

Thank youu man

I liked that knife and its value been going up 🙂

[stone steeple]

[kindred hollow]

Never sell that ever

[lost venture]

I'm not planning too, will keep it 💯 my impulse glove and blue blood knife been going up in value got it in may 🤧😭

[lunar chasm]

my name: idk
my age: personal
my fav color: orange

i also play clash and standoff 😅🥀

[kindred hollow]

i will give you a mcdonalds gift card and bmw e90 sway bars and shocks

[pliant linden]

"i will give you a mcdonalds gift card and bmw e90 sway bars and shocks" 👶👶👶

[dense thistle]

Nub unc

[pliant linden]

Shut up neev

[kindred hollow]

?

[pliant linden]

Unemployed

[dense thistle]

Unc 🥀

[kindred hollow]

Ok sry Employee of the week

[lost venture]

I'm evil anyways then don't have Gold 😊

[lunar chasm]

hes also unemployed

[lunar chasm]

i MEANT kind not evil 😅🙏

[kindred hollow]

DUH he has Nitro and yeat thats done for

[native birch]

Anyone knows the date of new update release?

[lunar chasm]

bc its goated

[lunar chasm]

15th

[carmine palm]

when are we getting the new update or the battlepass

[pliant linden]

Nobody likes you ze

No father

[lunar chasm]

even my turtle? 😢

[pliant linden]

Yes

[lost venture]

🤓 not in need

[lunar chasm]

hes right with me

[lunar chasm]

ok im throwing it then

[lost venture]

Still no Gold 🙂

[pliant linden]

Your turtle just planning to escape and kill you and your family anyway

[native birch]

Bro its already 16 dec today how can u reply 15 dec

[lunar chasm]

thank u, i just threw it off the balcony

[pliant linden]

Not your real father

[lunar chasm]

😰

where is he then

[pliant linden]

Dis goody think the earth is flat

Goofy

[lunar chasm]

well it actually is

if it was round, half the world would fall in space

[native birch]

He needs serious help

[sonic bronze]

dam

[dense thistle]

Ceo of nubs

[lunar chasm]

2026 and people still think the earth is round 😂🥀🎉

[sonic bronze]

shutup noobo

[native birch]

New Update when????

[zenith rover]

[sonic bronze]

who gave this guy nitro token

[lunar chasm]

16th

[sonic bronze]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lime trout]

[viscid swan]

True

[rugged trail]

[devout bobcat]

Hooray

That's one class dropped from my timetable

[carmine palm]

when are we getting the new update or the battlepass

[lunar chasm]

16th

[deft bobcat]

Christmas

[ocean dirge]

People do merry christmas, u merry me 🌚

[carmine palm]

thank you

[viscid swan]

[lime trout]

oh wow really? thanks

[deep flicker]

I still go gawg for a knife

[bronze knoll]

There’s no exact confirmed date of when the update will be released but most likely today or tomorrow

[deep flicker]

It's gonna be in 2 days

They usually launch updates one week before Christmas

Soo

Other than that they have to spoil the new collection

Appearing on market w this update

Soo it might delay for another week

Like after Christmas

[bronze knoll]

no 😂

[deep flicker]

Wanna bet on it ?

I have insiders

On Russian

And turkey teams

They ain't ready w the new collection

[bronze knoll]

[tawdry owl]

whens update releasing

[lunar chasm]

when i feel like so

[deft bobcat]

People still talm bout some update

There ain't no upd

[abstract turtle]

Well does it have to be specifically pakistani since I haven’t seen myself begging you

So

Update will be tomorrow most likely considering it takes around 1-2 days after the weapon teaser launch

[viscid swan]

[carmine palm]

well im not waiting for tomorrow

[ruby basin]

old kunai animation is better than every knife

change my mind

[abstract turtle]

Very solid

Now mid asf

[kindred hollow]

75% chance mhm

[abstract turtle]

Should be 0

[pliant linden]

On my mama please fix them servers man I kept dc mid game

Multi billion dollar russian company couldn't even afford working server

Yall be really spending them racks on cracks and I wouldn't be surprised

[kindred hollow]

2000 Jews died in Australia today will you speak about that?

[lunar chasm]

big news for the unemployed

[pliant linden]

Bro think he helper @devout bobcat

[neat bobcat]

yes he is

[abstract turtle]

For what reason

Elaborate

[kindred hollow]

Eh wouldnt call it news prolly a ceremony

[kindred hollow]

idk just checked twitter they are melting

[lunar chasm]

wait the Sydney shooting?

[kindred hollow]

ionno

[lunar chasm]

twitter is full of racist losers

[abstract turtle]

And what does have to do with this?

[kindred hollow]

duh

[pliant linden]

Shut up rasp

No father

[kindred hollow]

Very antisemtic

[carmine palm]

so many sensitive kids these days ,,,

[abstract turtle]

Nope

What is bro trying to convey here

[kindred hollow]

Ratio

[abstract turtle]

Do you Really think this is something commendable

No it isn’t

[neat bobcat]

mb

[kindred hollow]

This block comming your way will feel like Hero in for the first time you pa ki

[neat bobcat]

ohhh i thought u meant @devout bobcat is helper... if so he is

[abstract turtle]

First of all you start talking nonsense but at the end am not dumb enough unlike you that has to argue with someone on a digital platform

[lunar chasm]

heyyy

[viral musk]

Knock knock

[lunar chasm]

who

[lunar chasm]

keep knocking

[viral musk]

Bruh

[kindred hollow]

JOB

[lunar chasm]

woah ⁉️😰

[viral musk]

AH HELLL NOO

[kindred hollow]

no censor pure fear

[tawdry owl]

YOU are not him twin

[viscid swan]

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[deft bobcat]

Noobs

[twilit herald]

Wanna Play with me?

Who wanna?

[abstract turtle]

The king calls out the noobs

[ocean dirge]

Yes I'm noob sorry

[lunar chasm]

i need 90fps

[stone steeple]

[deft bobcat]

U need

Jesus

[safe ibex]

@rich crow goodbye

🫡

[viscid star]

sup yall who knows when's the update?

[abstract turtle]

Tomorrow

My predictions are 99% accurate

(Proven)

[eternal dune]

Where proof?

[viscid star]

alr alr

[abstract turtle]

@deft bobcat i did predict the dia de muertos bp stuff would enter the market right?

[deft bobcat]

Yes

[abstract turtle]

The king shall provide the truth

[tough meadow]

It came to him in a dream

[wild epoch]

Wow a dreamer

[deft bobcat]

Gambit gloves are very nice

[blissful mauve]

It comes in different ways

[viscid swan]

[abstract turtle]

Compiling data from previous update release dates can help in making predictions very accurate

[lilac sierra]

[deft bobcat]

Someone pls bless me with dragon with 4 king stickers

[abstract turtle]

Very rare to get it

You would have to overpay alot

[deft bobcat]

Looking at it

1k

988

[sick cave]

What if I tell you that your prediction is not even close

[vagrant ivy]

Tru

[deft bobcat]

I saw a akr

With a Z9 mask

1500 gold

Chat should I cop it

🔥

Z9 mask is 23k rn

[vagrant ivy]

Cop it

[deft bobcat]

Mad exp

[tough meadow]

[abstract turtle]

I think i may have leads to a new container getting released in the next update

As we know there are always 6 knives in a battle pass

The trailer showcased 2 m9 skins

Which maybe because of the fact that the case will the m9
The battle pass will not include m9

Also we saw the m4a1 treasure hunter which is mostly a tribute to the original akr treasure hunter in the origin case

It will be included in the next case

[sick cave]

This is most likely true

Seen it talked about in the russian community

[stoic patio]

real butter so2?

[abstract turtle]

Yes finally

I made a solid point

[vagrant ivy]

What's up with Singapore servers?

[tough meadow]

it's only active during night

[tough meadow]

the one and only

[stoic patio]

is vpn allowed

[stoic patio]

holy, im his fan lol

[tough meadow]

It should be. But just to be sure:
Where can I ask a question or leave feedback? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback

[stoic patio]

did u ever try it? does it actually decrease ping if i put my location in russia

i mean are the main servers in russia

[tough meadow]

it's the opposite, in theory it should slow down your internet because of the added distance. But in rare cases it can help. Try it yourself

[stoic patio]

alright, thanks

[hexed igloo]

This is such a popular misunderstanding

[tough meadow]

👍

[wise stream]

I don’t understand why people think adding another gateway for your phone’s signal to get from A to B would help

[terse light]

Hii guys

[tough meadow]

hey

[terse light]

I'm new here

[tough meadow]

hi new here

[rugged trail]

Hi

[little totem]

New promo code ?

[stoic patio]

ok so what

like u never made a mistake in your life?

[lime trout]

hii

[hexed igloo]

i wasn't on you

[stoic patio]

wdym

[tough meadow]

nope

[vagrant ivy]

Higher ranks seem to sleep during matchmaking... Takes so long to get into one!

[deft bobcat]

Maybe ur just low ranked

[vagrant ivy]

Could be

[deft bobcat]

Maybe ur gold

Is #🇨🇳│汉语 moderated

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tough meadow]

dddeeeeeaaad

[devout bobcat]

Just another day

[azure oar]

when is update

[devout bobcat]

If you managed to crash your car when your front screen panel went blackout then you have a serious problem with your driving skill

[azure oar]

who know when update

[devout bobcat]

Just around the corner

[azure oar]

What day exactly?

[tough meadow]

no one knows

only devs

[mystic jasper]

they removed revenge already??

[azure oar]

nope

[devout bobcat]

If you head to the shop tab, it’s not there anymore

[azure oar]

they are waiting for update

[spring yew]

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

I know it's so2 server but does anyone wanna play dying light beast multiplayer with me?

[tulip turtle]

yall a while ago i bought like 10 revenge boxes with coins am i supposed to sell em now

[rich crow]

Most gamblers quit before Winning

[tulip turtle]

huh

[devout bobcat]

That’s why we have this chat https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1449506217348169730

[rich crow]

Thanks dude. Didn't see that

[rich crow]

It's dead

[eager geode]

When did the ravange boxes will go on

Market

[sturdy moth]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[eager geode]

Aaaaaaaaa

[carmine palm]

when is the update

i need the update

[tough meadow]

this is the 1000th time it's been asked today

[hexed igloo]

I dont need the update sorry guys

[tough meadow]

guys, USE THE SEARCH FEATURE

[carmine palm]

i dont have it

so i have to ask everytime

[eager geode]

Yesterdey they had hit market

[tough meadow]

have you considered going to the app store and checking it yourself?

[eager geode]

I opened knife case and got jkommando🥀

[carmine palm]

its not showing thats why im asking politely , i dont care how many times it has been asked

[tough meadow]

well, if it isn't showing in the app store, why would your reaction be to ask here when it clearly hasn't released?

[eager geode]

When is the update

[tough meadow]

no one knows. It should be soon enough

[hexed igloo]

in 30 minutes

[carmine palm]

it better be

[eager geode]

I want it now😡

[lunar chasm]

yo the butterfry is actually buns

i thought its gonna be red but its just red wood

[eager geode]

If i'll buy winter tale update and get knife case do i open it coz it got some good knife and others shit

@merry hill

When are revenge boxes leaving shop and go to market?

Why are we calling standoff 2 so2

Because Stand Off 2 so SO2

When are revenge boxes leaving shop and go to market?

I think like 2weeks

To long bro

[tough meadow]

[eager geode]

Dude 31 april.?????

Ur crazy

[lunar chasm]

bro talking to himself

[echo jewel]

🐫

[pseudo acorn]

2300mmr+

?

[blissful mauve]

Sometimes

It's times

Of the some

[autumn oyster]

yeah whats wrong

[blissful mauve]

I want to meet your Madre pay my respects to your padre mi amor

[tired forge]

Who are you talking to

[blissful mauve]

He's letting the world know

He's speaking to the world

Because the world stopped listening to itself

[abstract turtle]

W explanation

[tired forge]

[stoic patio]

giv this guy mod

no hlaze

glaze

[abstract turtle]

Thats not certainly going to help

[stoic patio]

dang

[abstract turtle]

I know for a fact only select few individuals recieve that role after years of dedication to the game

[tough meadow]

[tough meadow]

years of dedication to the server*

[abstract turtle]

Yeah that too

[devout bobcat]

all I did was snitching

[pseudo acorn]

wanna play? i mean

[smoky dagger]

anybody comp? trying to hit ranger (singapore/hongkong/netherlands)

[devout bobcat]

Try looking here https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1044085342308941944

🐓

[smoky dagger]

okay

[devout bobcat]

I won in gambling

Gambling with my semester

[tiny ember]

Vertical A marking

[tough meadow]

[radiant holly]

hello

[lilac hearth]

oof

[radiant holly]

i agree

[ebon raft]

guys when is influencer program

[devout bobcat]

I didn’t do a single work in my drawing class, I waited 11 weeks for the credit transfer result

[flat jasper]

Is there anyone here who would like to play a round of Allies or Comp? (Not today but the next days) Im currently at 1800-2000 Elo in Allies. Comp is only Gold 3, but thats because I lose almost every match with randoms :D
Feel free to message me :)

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat boutta to convert to Sarawakian real soon

Flexing the "k"

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat btw did the paw² or la reina drop on market yet. I haven't logged for 2 days

[devout bobcat]

Neither I

[noble dagger]

[radiant holly]

[devout bobcat]

Negative

[abstract turtle]

It hasn’t 🙃

[dense thistle]

[tiny ember]

[deft bobcat]

Zazu

[deft bobcat]

It did

[stoic patio]

can someone tell me why do i see every convo happening in so2 mid match is like

soft

[deft bobcat]

[devout bobcat]

Nice stolen emote

[lilac hearth]

:kokodak_closeup2:

[deft bobcat]

[rich crow]

Anyone wanna play allies I'm g2 rn

[lime trout]

[lilac hearth]

Im 37% to get diamont medal

[lime trout]

thank you axlebolt mods for giving me role

[pseudo acorn]

cause

[lilac hearth]

maybe i suck

[devout bobcat]

Nab

[deft bobcat]

Need to grind exp again

[devout bobcat]

I hope your game auto update itself

[lilac hearth]

show me your 2018 medal

[devout bobcat]

I have 2 yrs

[lilac hearth]

[lilac hearth]

nab medal

[devout bobcat]

Bought with stolen mom’s credit card

[lilac hearth]

great

[devout bobcat]

And didn’t finish the pass

[lilac hearth]

ahhaha

[deft bobcat]

I'm bout to get political

[devout bobcat]

Angry Bebird

I think I’m gonna rob a bank virtually

[lilac hearth]

gta rp?

[deft bobcat]

Grow garden

[lilac hearth]

give me your soul first

[devout bobcat]

not on my watch

[lilac hearth]

🐓

[radiant galleon]

🐔

[dense thistle]

[terse light]

Sup

I want a partner for 1v1 aim practice, anyone like to join me ??

[lost venture]

Out of all the text of other player you choose the best one for aim practice I guess 🙂🫠

[terse light]

Anyone buddy 🙃

[lost venture]

Sure buddy will join later 🙂

[terse light]

Ohk!

[rich crow]

If I scam sum1 but they don't have any evidence then am i safe from getting ban from here?

[lime trout]

omg i keep questioning myself why u replying to me, i forgot that i say hii

[rich crow]

Simp

[terse light]

Yup

[blissful mauve]

gg

[deft bobcat]

@devout bobcat Help him

[blissful mauve]

Bro missed the South Africa World cup

And doesn't remember the first 3 Country euro

[lost venture]

Lol

[lost venture]

Done ✔️ will only use ump9 if you new

[devout bobcat]

That’ll just give us reasonable cause to put you on our watchlist

[blissful mauve]

Hypothetically speaking @devout bobcat

He said if for a reason

[sick cave]

Self report is crazy

[terse light]

Ok buddy

[deft bobcat]

For an example

[blissful mauve]

careful now

No Pedro, nobody sells Roblox account

[deft bobcat]

Zhxrm has one

He has big tree in grow a garden

Big flower

He has big fish in fisch

[blissful mauve]

@devout bobcat Access Portuguese chat , the chat is flooded with those type of texts

[rich crow]

Us? U r not part of dev.
But i get wat u said.

[blissful mauve]

There's no moderation

[devout bobcat]

Not my job to moderate there

[rich crow]

Scamming without evidence is safe

[blissful mauve]

And they don't accept me to there

[rich crow]

I'll remember that

[devout bobcat]

We’re only allowed to moderate in our assigned channels

[blissful mauve]

It's a marketplace out there

[sick cave]

[devout bobcat]

[blissful mauve]

Can y give the word for me to the boss boss

[devout bobcat]

You just have to report to our CS manually

[terse light]

266127785 mine gamer id

[devout bobcat]

[deft bobcat]

Is there a Chinese chat moderator

[blissful mauve]

There's no one in Portuguese chat brother

No mods ar all

[devout bobcat]

I ate him last year

[deft bobcat]

So there once was a Chinese mod

[blissful mauve]

The one that exists now is part of Axlebolt itself and manages Relations eSports only

[rich crow]

Ew.

[blissful mauve]

So he doesn't do it

[devout bobcat]

Explain the situation in the report

That’s what I did before

[blissful mauve]

To who if they only reply in English

[deft bobcat]

I could be the Chinese mod

[blissful mauve]

[deft bobcat]

[hoary crest]

a

[devout bobcat]

Show the message and interpret it, Jesus Christ have you not know how they did it in the military?

[terse light]

b

[blissful mauve]

Interpret it or translate ?