💬│english-chat

[deft bobcat]

The lard is larping

[fleet agate]

It cant be

No impossible

[rugged trail]

Nah

[deep flicker]

You're to short to even finger my toes

[fleet agate]

No way bro

[rugged trail]

2

[deft bobcat]

No correlation but ok

[lunar chasm]

sabu stop faigthing over height and weight

[daring valve]

Where the cute women at

[fleet agate]

Thats an achievement bro

[deft bobcat]

Me

[lunar chasm]

not here

[rugged trail]

I know, wanna know why?

[fleet agate]

Why

[deep flicker]

@deft bobcat why do you drive a hot wheels car as a daily

You short humm

[fleet agate]

It feels like i took a bait

[deft bobcat]

I don't have a car

[rugged trail]

Ex owner, his mechanic is my uncle 🙂

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short you're taking a bath in a bottle cap

[fleet agate]

No way

No way

Good for you man

[rugged trail]

Ik

[lunar chasm]

hes so short the plastic duck is a boat for him

[deep flicker]

@deft bobcat you're struggling to carry some change you short mf

[rugged trail]

He recommended that car to me

[deft bobcat]

U drive a bariatric wheelchair stop playing

[fleet agate]

Next year i will get my low budget car also i hope

[lunar chasm]

😂😅🙌

[deep flicker]

That's the statue of liberty atp

[fleet agate]

Which bmw model

[rugged trail]

Wish u good luck bro

[fleet agate]

[rugged trail]

320

[deep flicker]

@deft bobcat why do you drown in your own sweat you short mf

[deep flicker]

SARACIEE

( glm am golf )

[fleet agate]

Is it diesel?

[deep flicker]

Ye

320D

[rugged trail]

Of course

[fleet agate]

[deft bobcat]

Why do u fall from both sides of the bed

[rugged trail]

I’m not bragging about it

[fleet agate]

The best bro

[rugged trail]

It’s a good car for me

[fleet agate]

Im jealous bro ur living it

[rugged trail]

Don’t care about others

[deep flicker]

Why is you bed made out of an Matchbox ?

[rugged trail]

Especially about u

[fleet agate]

Ok wait

Nah thats wild bro

😭

[deft bobcat]

Seen you collab with caseoh

[rugged trail]

Ty, doing my best

[daring valve]

Where

The cute women at

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short every elephant is scared of you

[deft bobcat]

For a solar system mukbang

[vast prism]

What do you think guys, which is best flip knife?

[fleet agate]

[deft bobcat]

U have your own gravitational pull

[fleet agate]

Not here

[deep flicker]

Last time I took you to an arcade , I lost you in the pin ball machine

[fleet agate]

I prefer stilettos

[vast prism]

My personal opinion, it's vortex

[rugged trail]

Alr

Bay

[fleet agate]

Nice opinion

[daring valve]

You guys some fatties trying to look like hustlers in a discord server made for a kids game 😭😭

[deft bobcat]

U leave an imprint on concrete floors

[fleet agate]

Take care of ur car

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short you're making marathons while running on your keyboard to text me

[daring valve]

Y'all need to grow up a bit smh

[vast prism]

You have good preferences too.

[rugged trail]

Fake care?

[fleet agate]

Misstype

Sorry

[rugged trail]

[fleet agate]

Did NOT mean that bro

[rugged trail]

Damn Okok

[deft bobcat]

Earthquakes exist because of you

[fleet agate]

[rugged trail]

It’s cool

[rugged trail]

Bay

[fleet agate]

[deep flicker]

Your arch nemesis is an ant

[fleet agate]

Take care bro

I go take shower

Good look with archive and being short @deft bobcat

[deft bobcat]

Tsunami also exists because of you

[deep flicker]

You're Soo smoll you drown if I spit on you

You're thinking that s a tsunami also

[daring valve]

Hi are you a girl from Portugal?

[deft bobcat]

It's just that your spit is the whole pacific ocean

U planet

[deep flicker]

You still think pacman is your dad just because you've seen that game when you were young

[deft bobcat]

???

Went out of script

[lunar chasm]

hi，is ur father a baker, cuz damnnn

[daring valve]

What is bro even saying

[deep flicker]

@deft bobcat how does it feel to hide behind the salt when everyone's trynna eat?

[lunar chasm]

alr bro

[deft bobcat]

Bro what

Xd

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short a bean keeps you a month

A rice grain can feed your whole family for a month or 2

[lunar chasm]

hes so short he could survive world hunger 😂😅🙌

pls laugh

[deft bobcat]

Took 100 doctors to pull u out of yo mom for 5 days

Fatty

[deep flicker]

He's Soo short gravitation doesn't work for him

[lunar chasm]

sus 😳🥀🔥

[devout bobcat]

He’s so short I can still pat him despite I’m 5’4

[deft bobcat]

I'm gonna end you

[lunar chasm]

hes 5'5

[deep flicker]

You were born from the high temp created by speed of your mom spit

[lunar chasm]

i think ur shorter

[devout bobcat]

162 is 5’3

[deft bobcat]

162

[ebon holly]

Can anyone give me a knife?

[lunar chasm]

im watch rust videos

[ebon holly]

If nah it fine

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short most of the people are confusing you with a chair.

[deft bobcat]

U got confused for the tallest building in the world

Not because ur tall

Ur big

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short that a normal human is empire state building for you

[deft bobcat]

Like big big

[devout bobcat]

You’re so short that I need a Samsung phone camera to zoom in your shadow🦛

[deep flicker]

Still not bigger than your mom

[deft bobcat]

U so big when u wake up u block the sun

[deep flicker]

He s soo smol his photo doesn't need more than 2 pixels

[deep flicker]

You're soo small you take rides on mosquitos

[deft bobcat]

The eclipse happens a few times a year from u waking up

[devout bobcat]

You’re so fat people confuses you with Empire State Building

[deep flicker]

You're Soo short you need a permit to get down of your bed

[deep flicker]

Already used go back to modding your bike

[deft bobcat]

U so big your bed is the colosseum

[devout bobcat]

Give me a reliable racing ECU

Mine died after 3 years

[deft bobcat]

Bike modding

[devout bobcat]

That engine rpm cut off pmo

Can’t even cruising at red line

After removing it, I can finally cruise in peace

[deft bobcat]

Retired keyboard head

And mouse

Head

Abandoned being a pc head

[deep flicker]

You don't have one

[deft bobcat]

Ram prices 📈📈📈

[deep flicker]

Thay people need to discover fire first

Than racing ecu

[deft bobcat]

WHY RAM COST

2000 ringgit

???

[devout bobcat]

My dad said buying a RM5000 pc is just plain stupid

That’s the same price as his phone

[deep flicker]

Because you're short

[devout bobcat]

At least it got 32GB DDR5 in it

[deft bobcat]

Lul

[deep flicker]

Ain't Singapore that country where they have like some tsunami blocker in the ocean?

[deft bobcat]

Holy flex

[white dome]

What knife will go for alot in dia knife

[deft bobcat]

Cheapest ram I can find in shopee

[devout bobcat]

Karambit

[white dome]

Case

[devout bobcat]

🐓

[deft bobcat]

1100 rm

[white dome]

No mantis?

[devout bobcat]

It’s green

Green is PAS

[deft bobcat]

Green

[devout bobcat]

[dense thistle]

Mantic> Karambait

[deft bobcat]

Green noob colour

[deft bobcat]

Ultra shit vs shit

[deep flicker]

The mantis and the karambit

[white dome]

#📸│photos eh

[dense thistle]

You nub

[deep flicker]

Karambit will be around 1.7k

The mantis about 2.8k

In a month from release

[deft bobcat]

Lucky

[white dome]

[deft bobcat]

Wish in lucky

I'm

[deep flicker]

Just don't sell it

[deft bobcat]

Twin paw crates only at 20

Help bruh

It's not goin uppppp

[devout bobcat]

I dare you to make the PAS flag here

[deft bobcat]

What pas

[devout bobcat]

Kelantan PAS

[tired forge]

.

.

[white dome]

@modest oriole I got my 1 mantis 😄

[deft bobcat]

Whats so bad about it

[rugged trail]

Back

[devout bobcat]

DAP

[white dome]

Will go up

[deft bobcat]

Lie

[white dome]

Meh

[devout bobcat]

DAP is so nab, they used surrender color on their flag

[deft bobcat]

I will never

Understand

[rugged trail]

@deft bobcat bro why u crying so much about height, usually none cares , they just like to make fun

[tired forge]

We are charlie kirk

[deft bobcat]

Bro hop off

[devout bobcat]

You’re too young to understand your own country’s politics

[dense thistle]

I'm taller than you shorty

[devout bobcat]

He so short when he fell it didn’t even look like he fell

[rugged trail]

Do whatever u want

[devout bobcat]

[rugged trail]

🤣

[deft bobcat]

I'm 5'5 in a good day

[rugged trail]

Ok

[dense thistle]

Oof

Cooked

[deft bobcat]

Ur cooked

[tired forge]

How old

[deft bobcat]

Your stats sucks

[deft bobcat]

31

[devout bobcat]

What in heaven shoes are you wearing that is 2 inches tall

[tired forge]

13?

[deft bobcat]

17

[dense thistle]

I'm 5.8

[deft bobcat]

The feeling

[devout bobcat]

Child

[deft bobcat]

Of 5'5

[rugged trail]

[tired forge]

[deft bobcat]

I will be

6'5

[dense thistle]

You unc

[prisma lantern]

Gusy butterfly or karambit

[devout bobcat]

Melayu bullying Cina

[tired forge]

None

[prisma lantern]

Wich knife then

[tired forge]

Charlie kirk

[deft bobcat]

Never happen

[tired forge]

Lol

E pash

[deft bobcat]

Stiletto

[prisma lantern]

Hell nah

[deft bobcat]

Ok

[tired forge]

Mos e blej

Stiletto

[devout bobcat]

Cina apex

[deft bobcat]

A dissociate myself from Malays

[prisma lantern]

When does update drop?

[deft bobcat]

They're crazy

[deft bobcat]

When u die

[tired forge]

After gta 6

[prisma lantern]

Well then you cant play it 🙁

[deft bobcat]

Idc

[rugged trail]

Boring

[tired forge]

[rugged trail]

Ofc

[deft bobcat]

Mfart

[prisma lantern]

[modest oriole]

w i switched to 3 knifes after that mantis xD

[prisma lantern]

What should i buy with 3500 gold budget

[wind cedar]

any promocodes

[rugged trail]

🐔

[modest oriole]

butterfly black widow and subject X gloves (red ones)

[sterile seal]

a dozen of middle schoolers wanted to fight me and my friends 😭

[wind cedar]

any promocodes

any promocodes

[prisma lantern]

Those two cost 3500?

[wind cedar]

any promocodes

[modest oriole]

less

[modest oriole]

lets say 1700+1400

u still have 400 gold

for some other skins

or to say more money buy subjects X fang for 1290 gold

[deft bobcat]

Accept

[mystic jasper]

ru talking abt haunt gloves??

because there arent any other red subject x gloves

[sterile seal]

i scared them lol

[deft bobcat]

Aura

[stray violet]

Yeah he is

[sterile seal]

one of em came up to me and said "yoo why did u beat my friend"

[limber nexus]

Where can I buy Ak La Reina?

[stray violet]

Sold out bro 💔

You're like 2 days late

[noble dagger]

[limber nexus]

😢

[ebon raft]

How to join influencer program

I sent an e mail

[warped valve]

Hey, can u help me rq?

[wide jewel]

Hey yaal

[wheat thicket]

67

[wide jewel]

Who do I have to dm if I have higher rank than master?

[warped valve]

I also want to know that

[wide jewel]

Prolly sum helpers or sm like that

[vagrant ivy]

Cpmms officer

[wide jewel]

Who is that

Xd

[fervent plover]

https://creators.standoff2.com/en

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

[fleet agate]

lol

[fervent plover]

@silk moth

[fleet agate]

gag for me also twin

[deep flicker]

Pay up front

[fleet agate]

i pay after the deal

[deep flicker]

Never

[fleet agate]

noo bro \

bussniess needs trust

u need to trust me

[balmy lantern]

How do i play face it

[fleet agate]

thats how it works

[deft bobcat]

Must be legend 3000 mmr first

[deep flicker]

Join asx faceit

[fleet agate]

i checked faceit itself there is no standoff

[abstract turtle]

Nah gng you can be lower

[deft bobcat]

I'm capping

[fleet agate]

does faceit really exist for stand off?

i dont think it does

[deft bobcat]

U have work tmrw

[fleet agate]

i got uni tmrw not work

im unemployed

kinda

[abstract turtle]

Same

I have school

💔

[fleet agate]

u look unemployed bro

i can see it trough u lol

[abstract turtle]

❤️‍🩹

[fleet agate]

im so happy i graduated from that

really hated it

i graduated at 16

sounds smart fella but no ]

[deft bobcat]

I have joint pain

All over my body

[fleet agate]

i have money pain

[abstract turtle]

I can feel his pain😔

[fleet agate]

u sound ai

i can hear it

[deft bobcat]

Cracking my back will kill me

My chair went from 90° to

180°

Because it's broken

Can't lie down in peace without me falling

[fleet agate]

use ur bed

stop complaining about everything

[wide jewel]

Well btw how is it playing in legend rank how often u deal with cheaters

[rugged trail]

[wide jewel]

Cuz I always get like 5 cheaters in 10 games on lover ranks

But it's not as bad as on silvers

[rugged trail]

[white dome]

Prove

[wide jewel]

Bro

[fleet agate]

i play the game once a week

[white dome]

Wait you def in russia server

[fleet agate]

me?

no

[modest oriole]

nvm i was talking about robillion

[white dome]

Ryo*

[modest oriole]

i forget the name at first

[wide jewel]

Most in comp I have the video proof

[deft bobcat]

Comp is filled with noobs

[wide jewel]

Already sent the reports

[ebon raft]

but i sent email

[wide jewel]

Agree

[deft bobcat]

I reached legend and there are still phoenixes in my team

[wide jewel]

It's either braindead players or bro is Harry potter's nephew

[sonic bronze]

Matchmaking is always bad

[deft bobcat]

Yh that's why I'm not playing no more

Just spam tdm and staring at the market all day

[sterile seal]

sure send a dm

[ebon raft]

who knows standoff influencer mail

[gleaming hazel]

Will the battle pass be released to the market next week?

[rugged trail]

[raw vessel]

Who did I just finish a 1v1 with?

[ebon raft]

guysssss

What is influencers email

[blissful laurel]

👋

[rich crow]

No

[blissful laurel]

Why no?

Hmmmm

[vestal frost]

nettspend lol

[proud star]

network error

[ebon raft]

guys who knows star program application mail

[neon lotus]

hey guys

[crisp pollen]

@mossy saddle can u help me with an advice

[mossy saddle]

maybe

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[abstract turtle]

@deft bobcat bad news
The tac box is at 730

[crisp pollen]

rn i have 460g and a akr carbon stt, what do u think is more important, a pair of gloves that match w knife or m4 and akr?

[neon lotus]

gloves

[mossy saddle]

for me, its gloves

[crisp pollen]

slash si a good match?

[mossy saddle]

yup

[crisp pollen]

my pattern is almost only black and blue

[pale reef]

Guys What should I do? Should I sell the Dia de Muertos tactical box for 780 gold or will the price continue to rise?

[neon lotus]

it will continue to rise

[pale reef]

Ok ty

[crisp pollen]

i sold it for 900

[pale reef]

Nice

[pale reef]

When

[crisp pollen]

yesterday

i mean in this morning

3 am

[pale reef]

Oh i saw today Ago 30min

[dapper patrol]

Rate my inv

[hallow thorn]

yo dose some one whana team

[wheat thicket]

@raw vessel what is that site u won 10k in

[raw vessel]

Its from the game on telegram

I think its a scam

But i clicked on the oficial telegram so im scared

[velvet idol]

Does anyone here have the rare val?

[raw vessel]

@tepid anchor can you help me?

Its on oficial telegram

Standoff inside the game

[wheat thicket]

Send link in dms ima try it out

I might get 10k gold

[uncut glen]

Does anyone has a full green pattern butterfly saphira? Pls share pattern number or how does it look like. Seems there are max 2 patterns that full green

[velvet idol]

I wouldn't sell

Coming from someone who's buying the rare val

[dapper patrol]

Yes

[velvet idol]

I think theres 150 or fewer copies that will exist

[raw vessel]

No no yeah of course

But i never seen this language before so im lost

Look photos

Yes

[zenith fulcrum]

yes

[deep flicker]

Ayo you alive and you ain't responding

And you even uff me

[zenith fulcrum]

dawg it’s a scam

[deep flicker]

🙁

[velvet idol]

My phone broke

[eager geode]

I want to sell knife case faster, when cases will be out in marketplace? 🫩

[velvet idol]

Literally

I'm still catching up on dms I apologize

[deep flicker]

Your phone broke the friendship also?

[deep flicker]

Don't sell it when they get on the market

[velvet idol]

Bro my phones been broke for like a week

[raw vessel]

dayum

[neon lotus]

it is NOT that deep😭🥀

[eager geode]

Why

[wheat thicket]

Yeah itd a scam

[zenith fulcrum]

you shouldn’t immediatly sell it

[raw vessel]

Yeah

Wait 2 months

[eager geode]

What if i sell

[raw vessel]

Gonna worth it

[zenith fulcrum]

??

[raw vessel]

Ima sell mt ak limited when only have 1k left

[eager geode]

If i sell its bad?

[zenith fulcrum]

you should wait a week after they are in the market

see if any of the knife skins increase in price

then weigh ur odd on if u should open it yourself to get lucky

or selling it if knife prices increase in it

[eager geode]

Oh ok but when will they hit market?

[zenith fulcrum]

what knives are in the case?

[zenith fulcrum]

no idea

my guess is a week from now

maybe more

[eager geode]

So long 🫩

[neon lotus]

hi

[eager geode]

I sold tacitac for 800

[zenith fulcrum]

hi

[eager geode]

Hi

[neon lotus]

its 8:33pm bro

[crisp cipher]

Hi guys

[dapper patrol]

Rate my inv

Now fr

Mine

[neon lotus]

wheres the knife🫩

[dapper patrol]

I dont have

I used to have a m9

[neon lotus]

buy one you have enough hold

gold

[dapper patrol]

Nah

The ones that are at that price are horrible

[neon lotus]

u have couple nice ones bro

[dapper patrol]

Idk

[sick cave]

Nice one

A lot of purple, you should get a purple knife

[dapper patrol]

I know bro

I used to have the gloves plague and the m9

Dígital burst

🥀

[neon lotus]

tac box is 85 gold now bro

[rich crow]

Do y’all know when the bp stuff gonna drop in the market ?

[icy pilot]

When is the pass releasing on the market

[rugged trail]

Hi

[prisma lantern]

[dapper patrol]

Lmao

[tired forge]

Only 3 years?

[prisma lantern]

Yes

[tired forge]

I played since 2019 i got a knife in 2025

[dapper patrol]

I started playing in 2019 and only bought a knife till this year

🥀

[prisma lantern]

So i dint have chance to play earlier

[tired forge]

Delete

[dapper patrol]

Lmao

[tired forge]

This

[prisma lantern]

Why

[dapper patrol]

What are u doing here

🥀

[prisma lantern]

I have the mind of a 21 yr old gng

Im too adnvances for my age

[tired forge]

Dc is +13

[prisma lantern]

Oh well

[gleaming hazel]

Will the battle pass be released to the market next week?

[tired forge]

Inshaallah

[dapper patrol]

🥀

[prisma lantern]

Is that your favourite emoji or sum bro?🫩

[dapper patrol]

Yes

Kinda

[gleaming hazel]

Do you have any idea how many gold coins the knife box will cost? Or is it unpredictable?

[tired forge]

Prob 1.5k

Or more

1.7

Not sure

[sick cave]

🌻

[tired forge]

We need to replace the rose with this one

[sick cave]

Use it when you feel bonita

[tired forge]

[sick cave]

Such a nice chat we're having 🌻🙏

You got the new akr la reina? That's lovely! 🌻❤️

[raw vessel]

Ew

[raw vessel]

2k i think,i would pay that

If im not wrong theres 3 knifes that will cost more than 2k

[fervent plover]

İ think in 2 week

[stray violet]

Omg portguess in English chat

[icy pilot]

When did it end?

[empty onyx]

Servers down?

[raw vessel]

Prob

Br server is down

Keep comming back

We are playing on chile rn

[ruby basin]

[empty onyx]

[manic forge]

when is the update ?

[shut folio]

In 6-7 days

[tired forge]

I play in north korea servers

[zinc harbor]

Today is my birthday.

[shut folio]

Happy birthday bro

[vast solstice]

Aye e60 goated

but im old school, I drive e39 :)

[shut folio]

E30 better

Or just a passat cc full mod Awd

[mental hollow]

If passat, only the b5

[viscid swan]

[deep flicker]

They should call good boy everyone who reacts to the @

[mental hollow]

unreliable as hell when M5 but overall yeah i agree

[deep flicker]

E39 2.0 diesel as always

[ocean seal]

Hello people me new player can get gold or skin plz

[rich crow]

[deep flicker]

Show me your knuckle

[mental hollow]

530d imo one of the best options if you want reliability + power + good price

[deep flicker]

This is another level of begging

[spice summit]

When bp on market

[deep flicker]

2 weeks ( before Christmas I'd say )

[rich crow]

Get a job

[deep flicker]

Get a job 2

[reef wadi]

2 weeks from now or how

[muted zinc]

where are skins from bo going on markey

[deep flicker]

Ye ye somewhere from 20-22 December

[deep flicker]

Nah I think you have a mental disorder

[muted zinc]

i asked a different question

[deep flicker]

They are coming the same time

Only thing coming faster is the butterfly case

The butterfly is expected to be about 35-50k gold

[muted zinc]

dude i aint reading your messages

i asked

[shut folio]

I have one sitting in my garage

[muted zinc]

if u have an answer then u tell me

[deep flicker]

I ALREADY ANSWERED

[muted zinc]

thank u

[deep flicker]

I can't be toxic to you somehow

You kind

[muted zinc]

u said they are coming the same time, same time how

[mental hollow]

Same, white B5 FL, 1.9 TDI, the 101hp one but boosted to 130hp, ofc a wagon

[muted zinc]

when

cuz i wasnt reading

the text above

[deep flicker]

.

[reef breach]

For god sake

[deep flicker]

.

[muted zinc]

ah okay

[shut folio]

Hell ye brother but mine is not a wagon

[muted zinc]

good

thanks

[reef breach]

It's always the same

[muted zinc]

love ya

[reef breach]

1-2 weeks

[mental hollow]

What engines does yours have

[deep flicker]

[shut folio]

1.9

[deep flicker]

1.4 mpi

[mental hollow]

Hell yeah

[mental hollow]

In a passat would be geniuenly outrageous

😭

[shut folio]

We js bought it today i have another one a passat b6 c3 2.0

[deep flicker]

I think the Bora had 1.4

Bora , also jetta

[shut folio]

Yooo

[mental hollow]

2.0 TDI?

[shut folio]

Ye

[mental hollow]

I think only golf and polo had the 1.4 engines

The smallest you could have in a bora was the 1.6 petrol

[shut folio]

U said hi i sait that !

[austere sonnet]

Bruh why is amber koi bayonet 3800

[mental hollow]

Same with passat

B5 atleast

[austere sonnet]

I have only 3400

[deep flicker]

Check every Bora and Jetta they all have even 1.2 engines

I know them

You never buy a Ford and a Bora without scout

[shut folio]

Oke

[mental hollow]

i have one in my workshop, it comes to us with various problems every couple months, wouldnt call it most reliable

[shut folio]

I dont rlly like that wrap on it 😔

[shut folio]

Mine dosent tbh

[austere sonnet]

Only thing I can afford brother

[shut folio]

Buy two knifes and gloves

[mental hollow]

Boras are pretty heavy, 1.2 sounds insanely underpowered

[delicate cairn]

worst engine

[austere sonnet]

I only want bayonet😞

[delicate cairn]

expensive to maintain

[mental hollow]

You never buy a ford in the first place

Ford and opel

the worst cars ive seen as a mechanic

[shut folio]

Well brother i wish i could help u but i cant help my self even

[delicate cairn]

he is right

[shut folio]

It aint

[mental hollow]

Cars 💀

[delicate cairn]

i have golf 5 2.0 tdi 103kw

[shut folio]

There worser

[delicate cairn]

spent 1k on it

[barren oriole]

Tactical box rn is almost 800 should i save it or sell it now?

[delicate cairn]

1.4 tsi

[blissful cloud]

save

[barren oriole]

Wdym

[delicate cairn]

bro is riding el scooter

[barren oriole]

Would it go higher than 800?

[blissful cloud]

how much yall think the surge butterfly gonna be?

[barren oriole]

3000+

[shut folio]

6 to 7 k

[delicate cairn]

do you maintain your legs?

[mental hollow]

the cars i see the most often in my workshop are: fords & opels, renaults, citroens, suzukis

suzukis are easy to work on, that's one plus

[delicate cairn]

its important to do service every 15000 kilometars

[reef breach]

Tripping

[barren oriole]

Opel vectras are really fun

[delicate cairn]

so you tuned them

[mental hollow]

Ofc some opels are good, im talking about merivas, zafiras, movanos, astras, combos, and other slops like that

[reef breach]

Np

[delicate cairn]

worst car to work on is A class first gen

🤣🤣🫵

[mental hollow]

oh my god dont get me started on this piece of sh

😭

Id rather die in a fire than willingly work on that car

[delicate cairn]

ik the pain i work in mercedes workshop

[mental hollow]

opels i had good experience with were ones like, manta, calibra, omega

[reef breach]

Tripping again

[barren oriole]

I own an audi cc 1985 165k kms im tryna build it like good it’s actually in a very good condition

[reef breach]

If this butterfly costs less than 2k ( what isn't going to happen), I will buy 30 of them

[delicate cairn]

not bad fr

165k not much for 1985

[mental hollow]

I had to replace the Alternator on one recently, when i first saw where it was located i considered taking couple days leave to not touch that car

[barren oriole]

It’s really good looking

[mental hollow]

That's great even

[delicate cairn]

best car is mercedes w211 om606

[barren oriole]

Facts

I like bmws more though

But that ones a beast

[mental hollow]

older bmws are great to work on

A lot of free space under the hood

[delicate cairn]

alternators eventualy dies on them quickly

[barren oriole]

Yes Ī especially like the e28,e30,e32 and e34

[delicate cairn]

had one and it was a beast

[mental hollow]

you dont have to break your arms in 37 places to reach a bolt the size of a ladybug

[delicate cairn]

210hp and 480nm

[reef breach]

Like doesn't make any sense brotha

[barren oriole]

Lol when I bought one it failed too i has to replace it as well

[mental hollow]

it was a 5th alternator swap on that particular car lmao

[delicate cairn]

i like to work on ml164 its not that hard to work on

[delicate cairn]

idk how they didnt go bankrupt after a class

[mental hollow]

nissan juke reference

[mental hollow]

For real lmao

[barren oriole]

Why do the alternator fail so much in those cars though?

Im wanna swap the engine but i don’t at the same time bc it has low kms i wanna keep it original

[delicate cairn]

pulley is weak

or brushes doesn't do their job anymore

[mental hollow]

the wiring is cheeks as well

[delicate cairn]

just put 1.9 tdi 66kw

[barren oriole]

I have problems when i open the hood too like it broke idk how it’s called in English but the thing under the steering wheel

[viscid swan]

You could just walk

[barren oriole]

Like it snapped

[delicate cairn]

a lever for hood?

[mental hollow]

That should be an easy fix

[barren oriole]

Yea that snapped so i made a temporary fix

With wires lol

[mental hollow]

you can just tie a bolt to the wire and pull it when you need

swapping the whole thing is pretty easy but its not that annoying cus you usually dont open the Hood that often

[delicate cairn]

or he can go to junkyard to buy another one

[plain pagoda]

hi

[mental hollow]

Unless its an opel, then you use that wire more than the steering wheel

[delicate cairn]

but its better when everything is in its place

[mental hollow]

Yeah

[barren oriole]

Hahaha frfr its ā diesel and it’s 1.6 lol

[delicate cairn]

i open my hood every week

the car is drinking oil

1l every 2 weeks

[mental hollow]

i open mine to look at how clean the bay is

[delicate cairn]

mine is only good on looks

but inside shiti

[mental hollow]

the motor is after general renovation so its squeaky clean and the engine is really healthy

Its a diesel but doesnt drink oil at all

Even under heavy load

[delicate cairn]

what car do you drive?

[mental hollow]

B5 FL passat

1.9 TDI

[delicate cairn]

77kw?

[mental hollow]

yeah

[delicate cairn]

best engine

im looking now to buy audi a4 b8 2008

[mental hollow]

Boosted to 130hp

[delicate cairn]

beauty of a car

[mental hollow]

mmmm

[delicate cairn]

i was racing one and he was keeping up like crazy

my 170hp his 130hp

difference is big

[mental hollow]

they are extremely good at the start

the torque helps

[delicate cairn]

ye

but we were starting in third gear

[mental hollow]

And they are economic as hell, i was hauling a Hyundai Santafe, 2 ton car + automatic transmission, while being fully loaded with furniture, pulling it up hill for couple kilometrs and the fuel consumption was only 12L/100km

[delicate cairn]

that is low consumption for up hill

mine is consuming 8-9l on open road

10-11 in city

[mental hollow]

its usually 4-5L/100km

On a highway

unless you give it beans, on the redline on low gears the most ive seen the ECU show me was 74L/100km

Literally a whirlpool in the tank lol

[ocean walrus]

Codes???

[viscid swan]

You can find new codes on the game's official social medias:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[flint barn]

Hello

How are yall

[lilac hearth]

Fine and u?

[reef breach]

@viscid swan That's allowed?

[modern dagger]

When the new pass will drop?

On marketplace*

[reef breach]

Blood wants to offend me XD

[fair plover]

How to get roles?

[reef breach]

Yeah, sure buddy

[viscid swan]

id:customize

No begging.

[keen spindle]

Need 5th for clan battle

Anyone wanna join?

[reef breach]

Me

It's a cw?

[keen spindle]

Yes

Add me

[reef breach]

Perfect

[keen spindle]

17075877

[reef breach]

I'd?

[crisp cipher]

Hi we lokking for a last2 person for a scrim

And btw guys I lokking for a good accound

[neon lotus]

hi guys

[neon lotus]

i think you missed a guy that was begging for 2.8k gold

[rich crow]

Specific

What knife is worth 2.8k

Mantis yokai maybe

When's the update comin?

Do ppl rlly get gold by begging?

[zealous junco]

hello chat?

[reef breach]

Can i play?

[ruby basin]

whens the update coming out

im eager to try it out

[reef breach]

Thx brotha but I will stop

300+ ping

[wheat thicket]

@deft bobcat why change name

[crisp cipher]

Come

Give me id for dm

[reef breach]

Tell me yours

[queen sequoia]

Come cb someone? 4/5

[lilac hearth]

sup

[zealous junco]

pus

[rich crow]

When does the muertos collection drop in the marketplace ?

[main plank]

No

[reef breach]

Before 2030

Hopefully i helped

[main plank]

MIISED opprtunity

To say before gta 6

L

[rich crow]

You sure did brotosynthesis

[reef breach]

Almost 2 years with the same joke brotha

[rich crow]

Real

[zealous junco]

@viscid swan nuke this man

[main plank]

Yes because im stoopid

😉

[velvet idol]

2030 was delayed 3 years

[viscid swan]

[velvet idol]

How many copies the new val did you buy

[vast solstice]

#📸│photos

@raw vessel check photos lmfaoaoaoa

[snow swift]

when is the new update available?

[rich crow]

Hello

[timber raptor]

Hi

[full talon]

Sup

[raw vessel]

I saw you comming

[past token]

Hello

[past token]

Never

I am axelbolt

[grizzled finch]

hi chat

[past token]

He told me

[past token]

Hello

[grizzled finch]

is the new update out

[past token]

Idk

Go check

Nepo

[grizzled finch]

alright

[past token]

Half life 3 tomorrow

I want to believe

[reef scarab]

Is the update out?

[reef breach]

Yes

[reef scarab]

For ios too?

[wild chasm]

Islam makhachev or ilia topuria? @everyone

[reef breach]

Yes

[silver berry]

Hi

Is anyone playing with me standoff2

[zealous junco]

nah

[neon lotus]

@proven yew its a good combo

[viscid swan]

[raw vessel]

Selling gold is ban right?

I can report if someone call on my dm from here selling gold

[neon lotus]

ye

[raw vessel]

Need to report someone

[viscid swan]

You can report to @silk moth during it's active hours.

[raw vessel]

Its active now?

1408262105295224842 the guy discord id

?

No?

[viscid swan]

It's active from 9:00AM - 12:00AM GMT+3. Alternatively you can send it through my DMs as well.

[raw vessel]

So closed now?

Can i send proofs in your dm?

[viscid swan]

Sure.

[raw vessel]

Im working tomorrow to 6 am to 12 am

[tiny ember]

[deft bobcat]

[deft bobcat]

[bitter carbon]

increasing your pay to 3 Shawarmas and a sprite

[reef scarab]

Snitch

[deft bobcat]

Val 40k

Tact box going up is noob

[velvet idol]

Noob?

[deft bobcat]

You're noob

It's fine I'll take the 500 after tax anyways

Won't happen again

Next time I'm saving the free boxes or crates until I die

[velvet idol]

Oh lol

[abstract turtle]

500 is good enough

[velvet idol]

Bro under sold

Should I buy the new val

[abstract turtle]

Yes but its too much overpay

[velvet idol]

It's kind of a name your price deal since there's 100 or fewer copies of the skin

Based on what I'm seeing, there's less than 50k boxes that ever existed

So with a .2% chance of getting the val, that would mean that 100 or fewer copies will ever exist

Making it the rarest non nameless skin in the game atm

The usp from the wheel spin trade up box will be rarer with that 1/666 chance and fewer of those boxes existing

I'm anticipating for there to be 50 or fewer of the stat track usp

The butterfly knife will have 75 or fewer copies

I planned on owning all 3 if possible

[proven yew]

I need y’all’s help ngl

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[crystal cave]

Bunch of noobs

[deft bobcat]

@reef scarab

We need faster strafing speed

[past token]

I come from a land down under

[crisp cipher]

Hi guys someone help me about open the dc server about so2 clan

[past token]

What

[calm swallow]

who wants to play right now

[past token]

What server @calm swallow

[calm swallow]

wdym

[past token]

?

[calm swallow]

usa

[past token]

Alr

Give id

[calm swallow]

or europe

[past token]

🆔

[calm swallow]

135499801

[past token]

Wait,ill add you

[calm swallow]

Alr

Why it takes you so long

[west fox]

Who wanna play na serv only

[calm swallow]

i can do na serv

[west fox]

Vc?

[calm swallow]

Idk

if you want

[west fox]

Ight

[deft bobcat]

How does trade up works

[prime flare]

[worn garden]

Uptade out?

[deft bobcat]

Uninstall

[worn garden]

Why

[worn garden]

Out or no tell me

@tough meadow uptade out pls tell me fast

[tough meadow]

Nope

[worn garden]

Oh ok

[tough meadow]

You know it's probably faster to go to your app store and check for yourself

[deft bobcat]

Lul

Update in 67 minutes

[tough meadow]

It's supposed to, but not yet

[white dome]

Which update

[deft bobcat]

There's no update in standoff 2

Never existed

[white dome]

Don't think update coming out today

Which update

Winter-new year 2026?

[devout bobcat]

What update? I don’t see any

[white dome]

Idts

2weeks

Dia is already added (the tactical box etc in shop)

Pass items after 2 week

You don't get update

When dia comes in market

I am sure

[deft bobcat]

Cap

Molly ain't worth nun

[white dome]

I don't even know if there was 10k molly

[devout bobcat]

Plot twist: festive events are spin off events

Tbf it’ll go way lower than that cuz technically you got it for free

[white dome]

I gotta find a way to buy next pass

Ik I opened knife case

Me too : D

Maybe more

Nah

2k or smth

Yh

Kumo?

Oh

This pass will be 1.5k ig

Winter pass

Same like dia pass

[worn garden]

Chirmas

[deft bobcat]

There's no update

Stop coping

They're drunk on vodka celebrating scamming 300k euros within 2 hours

[dense thistle]

[white dome]

That's what I thought 💀

But it's understandable as they are launching remaster after this season

They need money

[deft bobcat]

They're gonna put out another limited skin for 30$ before the update

But this time it's 100k quantity

[white dome]

3m euro

[deft bobcat]

Is it like another app

[white dome]

No

Like redesigning standoff 2

[deft bobcat]

So it's just a big update

[white dome]

A very important update

[deft bobcat]

Not happening

Luls

[white dome]

Lies

[deft bobcat]

Larp

[deep flicker]

I still go gawg for a knife

[west fox]

Anyone down for sum games

Na only

[potent swift]

Wuahahahah

[final coral]

there's new promo code?

[slow rapids]

Anyone wanna play?

[deft bobcat]

Wth is go gawg for a knife

They are so tuff changing the discord and telegram bg and icon

Yet the game is still not updated

[still heron]

when update?