#💬│english-chat
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hi

My popcorn
Google can't even translate what this guy is saying
Hi hi
Hi
Damn you missed it already
blud cant even speak his own lang
ask here
What’s with my mom lmao
no bedtime for you my guy?
missed what
and she will tel you
The clowning
man got caught in the crossfire
woah im so scared
They are so cooked💔 💀
grok is this real

yehh
damn, 10k akrs goes like a thanos snap
Why are European kids so weird online
and you bbkk
youre 13
if you want
how big we talking
Ts so tuff @deft bobcat
like a peperoni
That’s huge
Let him cook
he got that cardi B
no way
LMFAO
elephant okay
I don't know man, we are just wierd for no reason, depends.
taking it to another level
What are these measurements 🤣
LOL
and he claims hes 21
Age doesn’t matter
even my 5yo cousin would come up w better argument
Most mature Balkan
5 elephant per centimeter
ts simple misunderstanding guys, just kiss eachother and end it
youre telling me an avg adult is gonna measure his pp w the size of an elephanz
How much is this in american
sorry wont do that again
500 elephants per meter?
like 5 inches
incredible speed
He's so powerful mods needa nerf him

Don’t care
Ok thank you
Yeah looks like it
Age is just a number
elephant trunk

yeah lol okay
Top 10 pdf quotes
Holy smokes dude
Considering people mature cuz age is damn interesting
FR
we are measuring Dumbos/h?
yeah
he aint wrong tho, its actually a number
😭
Cool
Luls
ok ts kinda sus
Sussssssss
mby hes a big guy
Nahhhhhhhh
U taking this damn 
💀

Cooked a 21 year old
naw i aint buying that
Self proclaimed
thats like 60 gold max
Ryan noob btw
No its not whay ru smoking

im pro
That's like 3k gold
shut up
I was looking at that but I remember my description about u and im chill rn
fr fr, maybe more
sprays are techincally free
shush, dont shatter his dreams

I'm boutta uppercut somoene
fight the balkan kid
This gotta be the funniest night of 2025
boy you didnt even show the knives

boy the sprays alone cost 3k
Never judge a book ny it's cove3 😈🤭
I have all the containers and opened nothing
I’m technically looking at 1500 gold at max
Ong + the rare statracks gonna cost 300 gold minn
Ong no cap
is this year the most depressed and annoying one in standoff 2? in my opinion it is.
yall sell the moment its in market?
what makes u think so
Nope
I’ll save it and sell later after 2 months
Yay
when did sprays cost that much wth
Did yk ima sell my knife rn
3**
when i said so
And invest in the bp stickers
take it back
And quadruple my money
man save it for 3 years
I like how u think
But unfortunately ur not Einstein
I am pal.
I’m not playing this game for that much
Yes I won't
i might sell my empire items after u said ts
That's what I thought
Nobody's wasting time on him 🥀
Ok brokie
i dont wanna wait 3 years just for Oni to be 50g
🙏
i have like 100 copies of all empire skins
What u doing there alone ?
except for the expensive ones, i have 1 copy or 2
So buy 10k worth of oni skins
Talking to yourself Lowkey makes u smarter
Sell them when they hit 6 otherwise it’s gonna take ages
(Boxes)

Holy glaze
Come vc
(no)

“Bro is him”
Deadbutt
Not his first time riding stuff 🥀
LMAO
Eva I bet you know alot about riding don't you
😈 ✌️ 
so in almost 2 h the pass is gone and 4sure they will have servers issue s again so there s 2 posibile option: they extend the pass againt like sindycate or they launch the new update

People out here getting flamed 💔 💀

Bro u missed the pass
or they just delete the game bc of u
can we just flame eachother instead
Stop coping
That's why I wanted vc
Not much, your mother didn't even told me 10% of everything she knows or did 🥀 😔
The pass is finished and u didn't complete it
Bro what
Stop coping
Ur English so ahh
They always go 1 vs the entire lobby
bro what did his mom do
Existing ig
Ima impale Eva with my 17 cm blade
Join vc

A dhihni holl a trash ju
What's with moms
1.7 at most thank you
make me a kebab
Check dms
Just say imma ride ur dad instead of mom
Mods he's gonna send his peanuts to me 
Ban ban
I would sacrifice my inv for a furry tomboy
bro
No
Me to right
when will we be able to sell the dia de muertos skins?
In 67 days

No captions 🫡
Three T
Triple T?
🤱
This is a very valid opinion
Yeaaaa
Tung
Tung
🇹🇷
Delete it dont ruin this legendary moment
hellnah
I forgot what I wanna do
😔
It will
Right
😔
Continue scroll AliExpress for archive fashion
March 2026
I wanna find a furry outfit on there
But its to expensive
bro wants that free inventory
No one noticed but u 😔
maybe we are made for eachother
Frfr
Atp that ain’t worth ruining your shi for digital pixels
Lock in
Its called sarcasm
👶

Without no context 💔
Ok i guess 
They made 300k+ dollars from one skin
😴
Daschaund
Trading is not possible per se, so the answer would be no.
How much did the akr cost?
You have to sell it for 0.03 while your friend has the highest order (bid price)
akr finna flop so bad , it makes "Tiger" nameless 
Just know be careful as there are people with scripts which can snipe them
So be careful
Np
🥀
Now i will expect female agent next update considering they made quite amount of gazillion Zimbabwe dollah

Son
Wou-
Don't give them ideas
.
Why can’t i automatching with my three friends in “the Hunt” mode?
300k € profit from one skin is crazy
Slow down
1h 11m before the pass ends
Instant ban
Yo

Yo
Is it worth it to keep the knife box or open it?
Don't open
Givr me some
And don't sell it when it on shop, wait more time
Who

How he get baned
1 hour until the end of the season and I got phoenix in duels just now
U can't sell bruh
Sell?
Unauthorized giveaway 
Ohh
It s not even finished the season
The battle pass
Oh
I wanted free stuff
😩
Zharm
Hi i know you guy
I was told to keep myself safe in game if you know what I mean, what should I do !?
Someone reply to this mesage pls
@devout bobcat
.
guys whats good combo for 1400G including some weapons

or should i keep mantis
do people just forget on how to ignore nowadays?

Nono

Because it was intentional
zharm carrying
its sold out like 3hours ago
Wait till you see Impulse original price
How do I get the legend sticker
well actually its less than m9 amber koi
??
If you mean by role in this server, then you need to create a ticket through @silk moth
Ok
but theres better ak skins honestly
There no ticket channel?
Wind resistance
@devout bobcat Can I have the role and then request to be removed instead of needing to leave server ?
Go ahead
Hi 🐔
Dm the account
Ducky
But is it possible tho?
Dw about it
He's getting there
Slow process
Idk, I’m not the one behind it
...
You should be studying it
You the next up on it
Only when I’m in charged
s00n
If not, I won’t bother
Look who's commenting
same
Took a frozen pizza out of the fridge
And it was destroyed in pieces

GG dinner
I should go to sleep cuz I’m starting to hallucinate 
Media
No
You need to see if John Cena shows up in ur side
Bro I did that
Did you press Faq or Create a ticket? 
gg
why tf the trailer is minecraft christmas edition
🤣
ts ain't block strike
I was thinking that too ong
LOL
When it s the upd?
Hlo
Hello
Durkio never coming home folks
Good
Anyone wanna play?
Hmm
Konochiwassup
Nub
Sugoi Japan
Nub
it’s actually number 7th
alright what is japan good at?

And anime
and have you eaten any Japanese food
I don't watch anime
Yes my favourite food is japanese
that isnt sushi
???
My favourite food is japanese curry
Which is very sugoi and umai
Steph Curry
Thought you said you were whitewashed 
I’m gonna need a proof of that
nubs


Except for Malaysians
Still rocking them trash baggy jeans
With an oversized T
Omg bruh
Friendly fire? Or a Chinese spy
What
You work for that Winnie the Pooh looking guy
Wow racist

That’s friendly fire
Why do i get a ping about broke boy AK Empress
Fair fair
Can someone gift me gold today was my bday only 5-10 or lower it will make my day even better pls guys

good plushes already taken by people
This mine


I'll make you make a lot of noises
im taking this 
😫
Buy my fragments
Sure u dont
Hi chat
Lmao the devs geniuenly hate f2p players
One message removed from a suspended account.
Hru
Ofc they want money duh
One message removed from a suspended account.
I'm good ty
Anyone here know how to use discord bots?
wrong server to ask
Yeah
Is grass green
Anyone knows when is gonna be released the update?
On the 67th of December
u are funny😑

🧔♀️
i bought a new Dolce and gabbana sneakers 👑👑
When
Brooo this chat is dying

What should i get with 3000 gold budget
All up to u big bro wtv looks best to u
What yall think is best white kit up to 3000
hi guys
all up to u big bro wtv looks best to u
Hi
Gng i dont know what to buy thats why im asking😭💔
what yall think is best white kit up to 3000
all up to u big bro wtv looks best to u
schizophrenia got to bro
Can someone teach me to get better
just go to training and practice
or play tdm matches
Doesnt helo
Bro youre replaying to yourself yk that right?
Help*
Play defuse
ik bro
literally called myself schizophrenic
@deft bobcat
What
credit card
Im poor
btw im new here just joined
we can see
Why u ping him what hes gonna do
Ok bro
show u da way
Im poor i dont money vro
Impossible
lowkey theres a way if theres a will
pretend ur a femboy and catfish
get money and buy gold
Nu uh
Imma wait him
buying gold pass 😄
is it possible for u to collect?
No
I barelly get money for school vro- so im asking a way
i didnt buy new one
there really isnt fast
No Engrish players
other than collecting silver and openin boxes
Just tell me a free way
and sell for gold
I got around 2.2k gold too from syndicate
peak
I cant sell dynast boxes or others
because they are unsellable
U can buy epic and legendary skins for 0.3g and sell it for full price but for that you have to have the full price of the skin you want to bug buy
Let's be real, without one pass bought you cant really make good profit
thats true
So if you want save up and buy one and grind it
to i got most of my gold donated
And btw its risky cause it works 1/10 chances
No kind of legend skins costs 0.3g
one guy gave me like almost 3k i think
Yes i bought one
And 2epics for 0.3
Dude ur lucky
How
He just gave it to u like that
train and join tourneys
i asked for it jokingly
earn gold
and he gave it
amazing
🤑
atleast i have good glove and knife combo
Hell yeah
i will def get a jkommando in the future
i got dg butterfly with dg gloves
2 days ago i bought st deagle dg
I got that too
bestiees
I got dg gloves and 3 dg knives all except m9
hello guys
nice
then for another combo it's plague gloves with purple knives
bros the dg collector
thats hot
45
and lastly geometric gloves with nest mantis n stuff
120 and s24
200 and pc 😭
😭
5.2 and calculator
Oh
Any promo codes?
gaming rig go strong
nope
gaming rig go brrr
nah i play 120 and ipad pro m2
u terrorize mobile players
depends how you view it
there are some good ah mobile players that PC players stand no chance against
😭
sometimes comp is full of PC players 😂 😂 😂
or that
not everyone on pc is good ( no offense spirit, i have no idea how u play)
no dw it's true
but ive destroyed pc players on phone
the advantage is that more fps is a faster peek
yes
iirc
and ping
is axlebolt a strong and secure company?
ouch
but i mean look in my defense
I played 4 years on phone
and I just started pc a year ago
xd
ive played 2 so far

how many hours total?
bros tryna hack it
switched to 4 fingers 1 month ago ish
i played in the past like a year
😄
random thought came to mind what if someome hacks axle and fills his account with gold
i play when i can
yo cato
life has gotten in the way
excuse me
ah nasule mai incet nasule nu mai pot
😂 😂 😂
ill laugh if u have me added on so2 lol
same
im not sure do i know u
we might i mean we have 8 mutuals
we could've played before
thats crazy tho
Politics? In this chat? you're asking for death bro😭
yeah nvm
delete this
Lmk your id
dm
Sure
🐒 🐒 🐒
realistically can i reach phoenix in duel by the end of new season im gold 2 rn and have 70hrs gametime
if rank is easy whats hard
life
blonde or brunettes
😭
Any
Yess
Brunette
Any new codes?
Where do they send them?
anyone comp?
1k hours and gold 3 
2.9k hours legend(3sesons a row) and elite before
I don't comp usually. Last time i have above 100 matches comp at s3.
Even Allies and Duels i didn't touch
I don't play them either because there's no point
Very slow gamemode 
Still not gonna touch comp tho , unless i got forced dragged by my friends which im basically gonna feed myself most of the time 
How much time do i got left until the veteran rank restarts (im currently plantium i wanna get diamond so bad)
No
whatever
I got diamond in july im chilling
ok
Got em from bronze to diamond during 2x hanami event (first one)
idek what yall talking about i dont play that much
When is new bp coming
Is the new limited ak gonna be tradable?
no
same with paw paw m4a1?
yes
tradable too
So its gonna be tradable or not????!!
bruh, i literally answered
yes
you can sell it
after few weeks
Sorry, there was person who told me that its not gonna be tradable
Craziest text I've seen
i can trade 10 clash of clans account th+10 for a beautiful standoff 2 account
101% scam
th10 only that’s like a month of granding
all off that fam
@viscid swan do your job
ye selling account’s is illegal
i delete
ye

deleted that message
Bro
5:40 actually
Is the quote wide and awake or wise and awake
s00n bed ?
How do i write a promo code in ios??
Hey guys i have question
on their official standoff store
How do i go there i have no clue?
@wise stream Bro you look like a extinguished gentleman
Can I have you opinion?
On smth?
I do not believe I am allowed to post links in the chat but all you do is search on google standoff 2 store and it should come up all it asks is to put your id in and then you can input a promocode, it will only ask for your in game id
It seems like you are ignoring me mister?
Thanks so much bro
yes?
I will dm you to send you pictures
if you’re on google it can translate the page
But shortly I have like 1300 gold and I was thinking if I should open cases
nah save your gold
Look shortly please
Refer to this guide:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/12703974-how-to-activate-promo-codes
Can you have a look in your dms?
I just stumbled upon my first hacker opponent
Well that's unfortunate. I advise you to report them through the Helpdesk though:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Bro thanks so much it worked
Btw is there any channel of promo codes?
Rip
Not really no. You can always find the active promocodes on the game's official social medias which you can find in #📖│server-rules and here:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
Thx
@limber viper
what server
Uptade out?
Its out?
No?
So then when it's gonna release
Pls make badass trailers for the game
about a week or two after the bp ends

why i cant sign in with facebook?
hmm maybe check your connection, or try using google
hi i'm your friends, im gonna force you to play comp
nu uh im g2
i make new account

🦛
Why no update
its gonna be out in 1-2 weeks
Why so long
Dia de muertos got out so fast
probbably cuz the pass just ended
- rhe spin
and they dont want to do it right abck to back
hi guys
Wdym it's out
Am I missing smth?
Oh the season pass
I thought pass skins in market* mb
@white dome hey bro
@steep viper ayy
Ayo u ada
Yehh
Ohh bro look what I got
What

They don't dm
It's fake ?
Yep fake
Yes
Haha
But I don't cheat ok
Good :)
Oh lol
Yeh
Good you shared about it here
What would hv Happened tho, if I had messaged him ?
Yeh man 💀👍
axlebolt will directly ban you and ask you to appeal if you think the ban was a mistake (on the same ban message, which is NOT on the inbox)
Idk maybe he would have given some sussy links yk 😳@steep viper
Ohh ok thnx for the info bro
Oh really like what sussy links 👀
I wanna see now
you'll never get a message in game saying you'll be banned in 24h if u dont text me on telegram
XD
Sussy 😳
you'll directly get banned
Yeh
Yeh it looked faked
Yeh man, like i didn't even get to know that they sold out
Fr bro soo fast 🥀
Lol, like imagine 10k skins of akr were sold without knowing
When is the rank reset??
Yeh fr like it's been 3-4 months idk
Nah seriously? 🥀
I’m only 30k xp left from getting that Diamond veteran medal 
I should start grinding now before the new year comes

Holy
Jskedjsiwindickcnrurieiw
Out of my budget ofc
Can you explain how the veteran medal works I'm still confused about it i got the 2019 medal and still don't know how i got it until now
fr
it works like the level system
Bet Mfs gonna launch it in nameless collection
Ahhhhhhh thanks man


Yk what sad I didn't play for 4 - 3 years
i wont make it
U sure
im sure
im not trying to lose my rank
That's true just no life the game
Gl next year
Makes sense
people smurfing
Hongkong
Not Japan at all?
Lol
Haha
Nope i get like 90 ping there
that’s barely anything bruh
Fr
I have to play France with 250+ pings
Sad
No comp in west coast
or any usa
At all
Ye
Hell nah man on Hongkong server i get like 20 ping
so I gotta play 120+
no
nice
wanna add me
I sometimes play there
But on 200
I can still pls that tho
play
Hongkong soo sweaty
nahh
Real
That's true but you will learn to adapt
Not with the deadass ping issue 💔
Not me tho xdd
Lucky you 🥀

Nah man i don't even understand what they're saying
Where you frm then
I made 5 gold from selling fragments repeatedly
Damn
How so low ping then 🥀
Idk because I'm close to China
Where you from
100+ is crazy asf
Before they reworked the leveling system, you used to earn them by reaching level 50 and then repeat
before it was way harder to level up
Damnnn that's how i got my 2019 medal
Damn
Someone traded 192gb ram pack for rtx 5070ti
It's getting out of hand
32gb cost around 200-300 rn
192 could get u a house
🤯🤯🤯
@devout bobcat How do I see my user data