#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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I was pheonix in s1
idc about the game in s1
the game wasn't competitive at s1
And idc about the game now
but fun tho
cuz nab
No one played serious
fr
Me 5k
Them old PS2 ahh graphics with shit mechanics
5k Zimbabwe dolla
It was fun tho
U mean
Nah
10mil zd is 1$
yup*
5k in debt
bro fym im retired since years
Zimbabwe dolla in debt*
I didn't like the game after s5
Didn't play it much after that
bro hates dune
Few matches here and there
I remember when I solo against full VP 5 stack
Real
And 10-8ed them
10-0ed them
Ggs to vp ig
Nt
I'm better tho
Dropped 100ks on them but it's cool ig
I hated zone 7 too
Zone 9 update was peak everyone online
Zone 67 used to be so good
i mean
No no zone
before zone 9 was ugly as hell
Good times
until the map received a rework
seems very competitive
Bring z9 back
They made it decent before that there was no platform no boost no nothing shit map
zone 7 was so suck, so they reworked it twice ๐ฅ
Opening the worst case possible
(with love)
Wdym
bruh the maps are so shit
Now it sucks more
1
Idk why people loved Sakura that map was shit also
cuz old map, without reworks
Speak of the angel
"nostalgia" maybe
yea or ppl just love the map
It's getting reworked
because of the style
Woohoo
i mean its fun
Which map
Absolute needed rework
The 2 province was peek
fr
The 1 province was shit
Hell no
Noobs arguing
the third one was beautiful
Ah,
boost with horse was most funny thing
but the first one
in this game
ngl
It was but
I never liked province
To play on it Searously was hell
Siw overnight
Enemy could come from anywhere
are you 100% dune lover
ngl anything a good update but map rework
Yes
pretty obviously
I would like a dune rework so they can make it more shit and I can hate it more
me too
People want updates
When so2 updates they start complaining and quit
so real
rust
rust
uhh
before rework
Rust was new imo
Dust 2
Rust was good
Isn't it s3 map?
no
S1
Hmmmm
I completely forgot
never being pulled here
Mods ban this guy
mods ban this kitten and drag him into my basement
Its a good map i just dont like mid
meow
Mods this guy is copying me
Get him out of here
stop lying
Need someone to play 132761114
hanami
Before axlebolt it was too good of a game
Shi map
Worst map ever
Vomit๐คข๐คข๐คฎ
Too small
Lul
calm down with those pings
You wanna eat it?
jeez
nah, im good
Hello
I eat good food yesterday
feel yourself popular for a moment
Bro is famous
LOL
I liked the bridge where you could see the B side on the 1 province map
The bridge/ balcony where there were clothes drying
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Bros a gazillionaire asking for money
I'm just economical
Saving money just in case ahhhh
Itโs funny how you say that while youโre in another server trying to sell an M4 Demon, lmao.
I'm not trying sell m4 demon cuz i dont have it
I'm so poor
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I'm demon
Just for you
Your a corn ball
Dont mess with me
are you talking to me?
Dogs so mean cat better
HELL NOOO
Cuz i see "poor boy"
Look at this guy
?
Chinese ahh moment
Ok which meat is better
???
The previous guy who said got muted
So long sucker
Ggs
BRO
rip me
Mooooooddddddssssssss
remember me
I will
fish ahh memory
Noobs
Who are you
1 kebab please
MODS

I'm crocodile


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Hahahah
My krokodile senses are ting-a-ling
I sense an orange dude
This crocodile looks so funny
I'm gonna say a no no word if you keep spamming emojis@cunning ether
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ooo
irony king

It's getting serious

mods, kill this guy

with machete
Discombobulate him
I'm doing it

Mods I like this guy keep him
do it already
and they ban both of you


Discombobulate all members in this server
Perfect ending ahh

Mods this guy is a sidekick , kick him

mods this guy is kitty, kick him

Pet me

Ew

ew

: )
greasy ahh head
: (
I haven't showered in 2 days
peak
6 -7
Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens
Well u look at the time
This guy not tuff
@mossy saddle eat him
someone gonna tell him?
do it yourself, my boy
I'm not hungry rn
Nothing ever happens
In"
I'm crine
Nothing ever happens ๐
Eepy
Gn
Chudbob soypants
Gn
Shut up
I'm married to deagle eclipse



Copyhuman
originalhuman
Nuh uh
I put my deagle up my mouth every night

why don't you shoot?
Wtf is this name
It simply malfunctioned
@mossy saddle
urine*
Crine
Linex
Crine
we understand ๐ฅ
Crine
Disbanded 764 manager comlord
Son shut up
Shutup dork
with soy sauce
Linex ship up
Neev's a neek
๐ข๐ข
๐
๐ณ
Says the cron ball
WOAHHHHHH
Moooooodddddddssssssss
Jew
Ggs
That's how it's sound
Rap it up
my bad
Good game
Glhf
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BRUH
Goodbye me n back to the lobby
๐ญโ๐ป๐ญโ๐ป๐ญ
HELL NAH
It's a cup
Hear me out guys
Search up "shut up chicken"
Then let me wear it
Defending himself
it's true tho
"Judge I didn't do it"
Nobody's hearing it
With 100k witness and 10k proof
noob vs pro vs hacker ahh music
Pack it up
nuh uh
He ain't sleeping

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Bye

bro goes crazy
I saw that
Bro who said that
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Moddddddsssss
I caught the suspect
๐ฝ
You really don't know what corn is?
Exactly
Modddddddddsssssssss
It's getting freaky out here
Like a d-d-d-diddy party
So you swallow?
?
What question
What question
@dense thistle You still didn't answer
Wait
Vaporized, for now.
๐ซฉ
Did you eat him?
yay
Last one for cb you don't need to be crazy. Just show up
My mom is kinda homeless
ask him
How did he buy 3000 gold when hes 9
His parents bought him
Hellna ur rich
who said that
Me
Yup
Proof
i have gloves that my friend give
but thats all
U should pay with rubles
Ngl if u dont have gold the best way to get it is to get some older weapons since theyre going to rise in value
unlucky
I was muted for an hour 
What gloves does karambit vermillion match?
Haunt to expensive xd
Im getting 3.3k and getting my friend a knife also
Poor gives to the poor lowk
Hope u get banned already
Buying an account.
I would recommend you read #๐โserver-rules
Selling your account might be the dumbest thing you do
Imagine you spend hours and effort to bring the account to where it was and just trading all that for money
W
L
Is like cs without sending the whole account
well some people are like to harm themselves
Yea that was my reaction too
The only good map that wasn't changed is going to get change

Knowing Axebolt they will turn Standstone 180ยฐ
Nah it will be more fun if it's reverse
Prob C spawn is at A, T spawn is at house and B and A are switched, they are too lazy to get a new idea of something creative than that
Just a theory it's not someone they said
FOR WHAT BRUH
Just no very big no
Improving mid would be the only way
Mid is good wym
nah
It needs another peek spot for ct
It needs A improve cause HOW TERRORIST HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THERE WITHOUT GETTING KILLED FROM ACROSS THE FUCKIN A
Iโm stressed gng
Imma be sitting in A stairs the small one and get killed from window house without being ever seen
Inglish
i do say it needs a redesign BUT a straight plant on A isnt real
is this real way to say
Yea almost impossible

Sandstone is the only good map that is playable besides Og Province and new and old Zone map
N Sakura
It was a good map ngl
It had everything
Perfect
I say all maps are either very comp friendly or very anoying to play standstone balances that. Old Zone just had that feeling that cant be explained and it worked really well
Yea agree fully with you about that
Sandstone is the only map left that isn't changed
What language even is that๐
I feel like if they change most of the people would leave this game
Iโm all up for the posture change
Portuguese
Yep i play Comp and Allies only on Standstone sadly
Yea same
Very nice
Definitely
I just feel like community maps should be a thing to experiment no matter the quality
Ye
Can they just put a diff mode for map rating or something like that
And in the same mode to put all the old maps for the people who wants to experience nostalgia and to be played in lobby with friends
They did say that something that everybody missed is comming back maybe a map or the old UI
new sandstone coming?
Wtf is UI?
Ye
The old structure of the game the way buttons looked everything
yh
Without โฌ๏ธ

We need the radio it's the only thing that can keep me safe from the sound of moving ๐
They are gonna f something up I know that for sure
That will make the players mad but they would not care
The function of changing the interface to the old one is not planned
Thatโs when I left tho
Zone,Rust,Province and now Sandstone
Province with the horse was peak
I know but just allowing players to choose between standard and classic is nothing but 5mins of work for them
They need to add back the color of the gun that shows what rarity is it
Red blue etc
That was mad cool
Holding an arcane back then when was the full color not a small box next to it was good
Fr the old buttons had life in them not anymore i remember when they change the buttons and graphics i left for about couple of months
Lots of mistakes by Axebolt for no reason
Cause they get money and they don't care
If they cared about what we wanted they would get more money and more players
Like this new skin of the M141 is it I don't remember
Stupid ideas arent even about money
Pawpaw?
Yea
Cashgrab if i ever saw one
The VAL Orbit on the Other hand.......
Actually a skin that looks good and i personally use
hi
Hi
Update: I lost the tournament right away
Sup
wsg
wsg
damn what was your scroll
Whatโs that
I came there just to get free meal
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@neon lotus claw just went up in value
how much is it rn
Like 10000
dam
Ts was just at 9k yesterday
yk when i was making the inventroy
the other day
i placed a request for autumn gloves for 7.5k and completely forgot
i got on today n saw i had a new item
when i checked
boom autumn gloves and -7.5k
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i forgot to take it off
i ended up selling it and got 5.8k back
Lil bit of profit
Itโs the second most expensive Karam I personally think it looks better than gold Karam
Maybe worth tbh
Thatโs fire
check photos hol on
I purposely played like dirt
Ye just stick with those
Rigged match be like
bro got paid to lose
bro my ct side totally hates me
i always be putting every expensive skin on the t side
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Same I hate ct
like only gloves and knives on t side are already 30k
add g22 frozen and awm winter sports
ct side only knives n gloves not even 9.5k
Who want to play with me allies ?
no
When I buy my ak we should lowkey play defuse tg or smth
bet
Iโm not playing rn because Iโm saving up
Ggs @abstract turtle
J*b
Congrats on champ
how much u got so far
i dont even remember how much that ak was ๐ญ
Iโm saving actual money for ts
Got like $300 so far
I spend my money on stupid shit Ngl
Iโm getting the ak and those impulse gloves
how much is 3k gold in $?
Like 48.99$
Whatโs ur rank
I donโt care about rank in ts shit game
Pretty much
Soooo unranked?
Take a guess
Gold
Son
Silver?
No
Bronze
No
Plastic
Maybe
legend is easy to get to
When ur not q with randoms and cheaters
Im tired of carrying
how much is the ak and the gloves all together
So youre elite
no
Ima go in the market
Master?
why are u still trying
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Thanks
Nah im doing missions
Ahhh
Just one lvl left for knife case
And i dont trust my ping now that I disconnected 100 times in arms race already
Why do you think iโm here
I have to do something aswell not just stand there๐ฅฒ
Okay
Later later
i have 490 ak tigers 
O lol
I got the karambit for 7 days
akr tiger 67


gangta fish
gangsta
Hi guys, I am using iPad Pro and from last 1 week I am noticing the game screen become non responsive suddenly while playing. It is more frequent now, I had to restart the game always. Anyone facing same issue
Buy new ipad
Not the iPad issue, iPad works fine for all other apps only standoff2 game I am facing issue
Buy new developer
๐คฃ
Buy new acc
I got tactical box yippee
nice that one has that purple balisong in it right?
Is anyone else experiencing a delay when starting a competitive mode?
what delay
No, with AS VAL
The butterfly knife one is too expensive
No no, donโt do it
Youโll regret it
Wait for the prices to raise and then sell
That will be mine at the last day
Bro
Me and my brother are playing allies, im ranger and heโs gold 4
THEY PUT US UP
WITH MASTERS
AND ELITE
So what
Yes
You'll get the karambit and profit
I already opened it
Lessgo
oh still pretty good ngl
Considering how hard it is to get the box, both as Val and box will be expensive
Itโs joeover ๐ฅ
Unless you got karambit or mantis
Hmm
Thats kinda sad cuh
When will they add bhop ๐๐ญ
With remastered
Hey noobd

Noobd
Noobd
What remastered?
Standoff 2 remastered
What are you from
Is that an update?
Yeah
W
It will be next year
Wait fr or ur just messin around?
Even the devs showed a bit
WHERE
Im fr lmao
On livestreams
And some testers have tried it
How get paw paw create box
Have you ever heard Hungary vs Romania
Battle of the damned
Bhop need cheats
Wdym

Singaporeans have no civic responsibility as soon they step out of their border


Always try to slander Malaysia
One second without thinking about slandering Malaysia challenge
Impossible
1 second without talking about how good their currency is


Successfully pulled mantis poison
Nub
๐how is me nub gng
After spending money on more crates than the knife value
Already done
In 5 matches
Just average 15ks per match
Brutal ๐
sabu
I'll post this as evidence
I didn't even open anything ๐
Then
Wdym how much money?
Gold
Prediction
Cap
I'll get my tactical box within the 2 days
It can be worth anywhere from 1k to 500
No cap
Like
Less boxes
200 gs
The previous one was 1000 at first
Now it's 700
Chat I'm finna be rich
Only one box per account + harder to get
There will be less boxes compared to the previous season
I skipped 2 weekly mission
I'm at 142, I missed like 5 days
Ggs
But I did buy gold pass
I bought gold pass with gold
Used my gold to buy it
W
Just 6
2?
2 days
Missions*
Tomorrow and Monday
Ok just enough
Ill need to do 2 weekly
I don't want to comp missions
Thereโs a chance theyโll extend BP by two weeks
Like previous one
But not 100%
Right
Nah not this time
It was because of the glitch
No
My week 7 and 8 are bugged
They delayed next season
And gave a chance for players to get their missions done
Completely bugged for me
It was done for purpose
I saw the information from insiders
Insiders arenโt always reliable
But it's correlated to the fact that the game wasn't starting when they removed the bp
So they had to extend it
Hence there were no missions between that time period
100x
Can do it without rank mode
I havenโt played PUBGM for years
And it's easier in unranked
I want the same in SO2
Both my accounts got hacked + banned
Iโm tired of ranked shit
They literally don't want me to play the game
Oh rip
My account is alright, but itโs been like three years since the last time I played it
It became fortnite
Lmfaooo
Nothing left from the original pubg
Boi u don't even know ๐ฅ ๐
Anyone wanna 1v1?
The last gamemode I played was the mecha mode I think
Big ahh robot
That 1 shots people
They nerfed it next day
Lul
The last collab I witnessed was Dragon ball
I have Dragonball outfits
All gone now
Had Gohan and goku
It was a small pass
And I also got a pink upgradable
For 10 uc
It goes up to 7 levels
I was insanely lucky
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@devout bobcat I just ordered something and it gave me the worst shipping options I've ever seen
Self collection
Apart from that one meme where it was like $700 to arrive 1 day early
Look look
Pay extra 3 dollars for no reason
Or pay an extra 18 for 1 day earlier


You mean 18
I'll just go there and take it myself at that point
According to priority
Ok go then 
Self collection option is free
Too much free will ๐
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He aint walmart

done โ

I wonder if I should open the knife case
