#💬│english-chat
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vbucks?
Bro talked with his ancestors
bro was the original gowner
Bro built earth from scratch
bro invented nnn
Bro played the 1.0 version
bro was in the patch notes
Bro saw the Devil in the Desert aswell🥀
Bro is friends with duke dennis
How much will cost this knife case?
bro playe the test versoin of earth
Bro had the first ever knife case
No sexond
Bro invented gambling
Second*
Bro was the first person to pay taxes
Draggin it
How much u think
2 rocks
i think we broke bro
Bro was Duke Dennis's drill sergeant
I have now 100.58 rocks
skill issue
Womp womp
bought another 12k
Bros earth was black and white
we back
How
You're old
🙁
How
mods nuke this person for being high
Het
ok
@silk moth
ok ty @fervent plover
goodnight gewts
?
Yo boba
Yo
lol
?
Idk they think ur boosted
Hey ava
Yo
Guys can someone help me getakr carbon
That kid won't shut up? 😒 Literally got bored of this useless conversation
Hey boba
He has 0 subject to talk about
Bro do you grind pass
Whats that?
Yo
Im talking to boba
Send me your inventory
Okay
Ss
Where private or where?
Tell him to sell a gun for 500 but then he gets lets
Cba to explain google jt or smt
Boba i sent the inventory in private
No
It needs to be a gun with pattern
Make him buy pattern put the pattern in find his photo
Then its easier to see
Pattern guns
Yes and when u search the pattern of the gun u can find it easier
Can u help me? For to get akr carbon @twin crane
Buy
Bro do daily missions
Ez golds
Howw
Enough for akr carbon
Idk
Is anyone having issues in gameplay, I’m on ipad and it never happend before but now it freezes and the display is frozen but if I tap shoot or change weapons it does because audio is working, anyone same issue?
That only gets me coins
Im not understanding u boba
Check #📸│photos
It gets you boxes
You can sell boxes
When they're on market
U can sell boxes??
Yeah
But they cant be on market
Yes
🤔
They can
Last season ones is up for 18 gold per box I think
When are they gonn be
Reallyyyy????
Yee
Yes
Brooo i didnt know thatt😭😭😭😭
How’s that working
And also u can sell graffiti packs and stiker packs
Yes all sellable
So can i sell the boxes i buy with coins or only the pass ones
Pass ones
Pass ones
But i dont think people buys them
They buy
Oh okay
Very rarely when standoff removes a collection then it goes for sale but they announce it a few days earlier mostly
Imma go grind
Last time empire box left now each box is for 4 gold
I could only get 15 coz I spent all my coins on other boxes few days earlier
Yeah cheap coz avalible to everyone infinitely before removal
Anyone want a promocode?
Pass boxes are rare
Ye meee
Me brooo plz
LYECLUMZ3JKJ
Tell me plz
Ok

What does it give
Ok I see if it works
👍🏻

Tysm bro kempir
Yes
Really which skin
Yeah code works
Haha
I know it
why you jolly
why you left the clan that doesnt give a dam
Hahaha
They give that code too often
Standoff in the past was wayy better
I remember one code was there for a few hours but I gave free knife permanent I’m pretty sure
It was long before tho
@compact fog Did you comp solo?
Duo
Makes sense
Atleast 2 pros : D
Idk bro
I meet with many people
I chat a lot
: D
Discord or in game
I had more friends before
Both
give me promo codes
What was your rank before starting duo?
Idk
I reached Legend from Champion
Fair enough.
You mean youtubers were giving knife codes ?
Add The Legend logo to you profile @compact fog
They were always appearing in my YT recommendations when they were used already : D
Comms didn't answer
Okay.
Yo
why
you had to change ur pfp to their logo?
Any offer for ak carbon go see on photos
Yoo Wsppp
chilling you?

the key guy
Alexgd1bot

grandpa shush
am pro inadain give it 5 days
Hello, anybody wants to play with me? It would be best to call up

mine is homelander
you mom is a guy?
umm i know one that chill but they bearly play comp
and 0 cb
gl
Thanks
blu dinstantly removed the pfp

Remember Men Copper is above and under you and for women just look down for the gold
cuz there dont give a damn

Or for women look up depends on the type of service you provide
you guys think the m4a1 pawpaw with be worth a lot?
depends
if your talking about day 1 maybe
Guys is the promocode gonn come out in 12pm or 11 pm
but a month afterwards 100%
how much do you think its going to be worth?
there is gonna be no promo code bro it was only for thanksgiving
how much was the ak in day 1
umm like 670
the one that also had a buddle
oh that one i forgor
i might buy m4a1 for invesment
jk
when it hits marekt
i’ed say 1,700
better just buy 3k gold at this point xD
if your goining to use it you wont lose anything
the last skin buddle the ak price got to 2,5k and you got 500 gold added up makes 3k gold
ak vermilon started at 1k and went up to 2,6k
if the m4a1 is below 2k gold am buy it
0 taste with the vermilon
that’s what happens when you since 2020
it invesment am gonna sell it later for profit
What color is your M9?
Buy gold do anything just dont pay euro prices pls🙏🏽
get a job and do overtime spend in gold
you can try buying the boxes frm battle pass when they hit marekt and hold on to them
Im not old enoughf
cut grass
1 slight problem
And im eurpean
never a problem in that
Overtime goes to funny ladies alcohol and yeyo
god i love yeyo
We dont get payed to cut grass bro
Holy Agartha Citizen
Where in Europe
Bro
50$ every week
default
to cut grass?

You play since 2020 and u have no gold?
yeah
Ez job
who said i played since 2020
isnt that a bit match it just take like 2 hours to 4
me
Who’s complaining
???
ye am talking about them
broke ahh
brother i have 100 gold am not broke
an hour its done
Yo
💀
50 to do a hour work bro what
"broke ahh" coming from an absolute random that barely got much most likely
Yall have no gold 🤣🤣
you know the minirem wage is 12 pounds not 50 😭
I got 0.46 gs
check #📸│photos goofy
damn toxic eva wasn’t on my December bingo card
Not that expensive
Damn bro nobody spends money on games
Felt like being so
took only 6 edits to fix a 5 litter word let’s go
Ok sry russian whale i didnt know you short The AWP Moonstone
@final citrus how much have you spent in game?
"russian whale"
Walk the talk rat
idk
inv right now it 50k gave away 20k
and lsot about 10k gold doing stupid things
Plus take the time to talk, you having a stroke "didn't know you short awp moonstone"
15€ in that account rest is investments
why is this nobody being a hater
Very good english where did u learn? Stalingrad ciški school?
my freind put like i owuld say around 50-100 and inv right now is 100k plus
i think 200k plus
10/10 spelling and english Alex
damn bro didn’t even get my nationality right
He's so dumb
when i die am be rememebred by my spelling
Do i look like Geoguessr?
Self end NOW
nah you look like a no life 30 year old
Stalingrad in Pakistan bro, you're not smart at all
damn
13 years old ahhh
True
bro my age and nationality are in my bio
do some reading
Free report tho thanks
what s specail about you to make poeple remebr :<
Nothing :>
she the only woman in standoff2
Wild
stop the cap
Pakistani talking Alert
name another one
(he's indian and it's worse)
ye i’ed say ignore him he will go by himself
True true, well i'll be going then
Talking and saying you are Pakistani is more irrelevant then ACP
He's too boring anyways, slow, no comebacks
when did i say that?
my freind 🙂
For you to be even a little bit of relevant you need the Charlie Kirk Treatment
wow your comeback’s are getting worse
3rd world country L
Says the one guy that never says his country prob bc it's worse
3rd world country too whats with you and India???
nothing's better then a good street cooking in india
ye i see what you mean all of the xenophobes never say there contry
Is ur country in the Top of passport Strength?
bzc mine is
The Swiss passport is currently ranked 4th place on the Guide Passport Index. It provides visa-free access to 188 countries.
Oh what no words? Cant visit your family in the Dubai slums?
we got the same knife glove combo man @kindred hollow
Did you buy that 4k gold or did you profit?
what the hell are you talking about
Heya
Ye at 4,1k and gloves at 1,5k
hello osu
Rich millionaire
quiet jit
Why you jolly
oof i bought the gloves for 1.9
cuz december
uhoh
1 month to new year u early
damn your comeback’s are worse then the book
Dont worry just pray that there are no white gloves in the next season

How much is m9 kumo
ye i guess
But when did the m9 drop to 4.1?
nah xmas is the jolly Holiday
damn why dont you tell the class your country
because that’s the only thing your good at
@viscid swan dont make me wait 6 day’s
He's most certainly shushed for a while, change the topic please.
on how bad the moderation is
i made the ticket 20 minutes ago
and you guy’s are doing something now
why is that
key guy hru
Helpers are not responsible for Comms Officer tickets. That said Comms Officer isn't available at this hour, the status literally says "Not available now".
Had to write 14, 300 words individual essays today alone. College life got me on life support fr. Hope you're doing great.
@rich crow i did answer the question
Lmao 300 words isn't an essay
Just use ai its the new era of the world
On my first year, we did 3 1200 word essays a week
Light work
I got used to it
The final was a 15,000 word essay that we had to do with as little fluff as possible
dam
dammmmm
Idk how long it took the professor to grade them all lmao
i am in high school and i have to write 3 500 word essay’s a week
it was lik reading a book a guess
many books
I wouldn't be complaining if I had a week and not 2 days to write down a grand total of 4,200 words
Feels like lobotomy if anything
if your rawing it then it does but i’ed say put on a podcast or songs in the background
People talking is the last thing you want when you're trying to construct a cohesive string of words.
In my humble opinion at least. Not a podcast fan
It was 1200 every 2 days
One due Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Every week
For 16 weeks
i can understand what you mean
My heart breaks for you, even more if you had to hand write all of it.
Professors really got nothing better to do than tell you to write a 5 billion words essay these days.
Nah luckily it was all typed
We could get like a 5% extra credit if we wrote it
For the effort ofc
But no one ever wrote more than 2 lmao
damn 🐟
How would he know if you just copy pasted from ChatGPT? You can easily gaslight people to not believe Ai checkers.
Promo code today?
This was before chatgpt
hi guys
Hi
My laptops drivers stopped working I can't change resolutions or change its brightness
Thxx
Happens
One of my clan member i said go a he said ok then went b :/
scrim rn
He was ful ragebaiting me i think
Clan battles doesnt give any rewards or something not worth to tryhard it
Gives a charm
And looks good to have a high rank clan tbf u find new ppl
do we get rewars after seasons in 5v5 ?
Forgot about that
reward
I have a gold one
Charm
Am a get a diamond one
At the end of the season ill just join my friends clan bc its diamond
how many days left for seasons ?
High rank clans are full pc
Esp platinum ranked ones
it makes me wanna delete the game bro wish i had pc i would play cs 2 all day
Give me some money too I'd like to gamble too
Do work and crime
I used to full play cs all day until.. I started playing so2 and got into clans
i play so 2 since 2019
Cs way better
Fr
It is
but full of cheaters every match
where do i contact comm officer to get my role?
I made a few friends over here that's why I still play
It gives shield
I would never touch so2 if had a pc
even faceit its full of cheater
DM @silk moth
Used to be a charm i think
Where is the new code
Never
Clans give shield
It was always shield
Ugly one
no tf2 is a batter shooter
Mantissss
Which is the best pattern for m16 shogun stripes
Why it is unredeemable?!
How
Tf
Why is it unreedemable fr
928
do they even matter… only patterns on knifes would be good but… (they dont change anything)
Guys how
Yeah they change
The promo code is already out and it doesnt work
Its either wrong code or its used so fast
Idk they are just ragebaiting us i think
What do you think about 475?
Cant be right tho.
I don't know them all
Check it
Its been 4 mins it cant all be out already
Or add me i'll send it
It always last 10-20 mins
what promocode?
It's mostly the same
Yeah
Broken code
It's good if it has the eye on it
Next year it will be pay 100 gold to see the code
Why the promo code sdoesnt work
I had one with the eye and 4 hot winter party stickers
OMG
Did u sell it?
GUYS WERE ALL DUM
Talk bout urself
Yes,for stilleto viper
Its a o not zero xD
Ah nice
Thx

Im gonna get 3k is mantis a good knife?
Overhyped, my opinion
Bc i realised am not gonna have enough for m9 and gloves or even an m9
So thinking if mantis is good i love the designs but idk abt the animations if they get boring or not
Yall have any usefull tips to get gs
All of them get Boring over time
Playing with no knife is boring tho tbf
After a while u wont see difference when u get used to it yk
What if i buy no gloves and 2 knifes
Gold
Then i can switch
Buy
Bro im brooke
I personaly rather a knife and gloves its up to you tho
Idk bc i want a redish knife bc my inventorys red
Im not broke but im underage to work
Go for black widow Butterfly i'd say
It aint expensive
So how u buy gs
And the animation isnt boring
Bday tmr
Wym not expensive
My opinion butterfly overated
Well maybe, but its a knife that has the most difference if taking knives in general
The animation and looks
I might just buy a mantis for now and wait till christmas
My opinion the jkomando is the best
Then sell mantis and have enough for m9
Underated but i dont like it that much
My opinion m9 from temu
Same as flip its good tbf underated tho
But shits too expensive
Ask for 3k on christmas
U'd waste the 20% comission
I suggest u wait
We dont celebrate christmas
And get that m9
Yeah but i wont last 22 days without a knife seeing 3k in my imventory
You could
Its worth it
The wait
Ive been surviving on these free codes😂
so your not jolly
Aight dont rub jt in
:sad:
Samee
well today is the last one i have heard
Yea ik
Sadly yeah
Bro
Btw are there any rewards from clans?
Shield
are you guy’s talking about the uv6 code
Pretty sure its charm tho
The code still dont work
The mantis one
Go on my server
The codes there it worked for me
Idk i deleted it from my copy and laste
Paste*
I Won the Dual Daggers of battle Pass case, 😔
Btw delete that b4 u get muted
Welp hes muted now
Nah im still here
Yea
Ima ask my mom for some gs🤣
🤣
But idk how to
Anyways is it gonna be hard to get Gold rank? Like im New have 2h in for now
Mom can i get £32 for a shooting game that i spent 5k hours in the past 6 months pls
What gold rank
Ohh
When i try to buy it says i cant
🙏
Any i guess
Idk depends if youve ever played any mobile fps shooter games
How much gs can u get for 32$
Personally i think gold in s10 isnt hard if you play daily
Idk i dont buy in dollars
I buy in €
43 dollars is 3k gold
I mean I played some times but it wasnt really serious and didnt even get to be RANKED in those
Smt like that
But that is kinda expensive
Like i played more on laptop Cs and valorant
Idk if the conversions good
Play standoff on laptop then
Isnt it mobile game?? 😭
U can play on pc also tho
well the dav’s allow it
It is but u can play on pc or laptop
and that’s why we hate so2 dav’s
Oh my God thats sad so I guess many ppl play on laptop thats why some of them are so sweating
Id say use bluestacks if ur gonna play on laptop
Like on emulator or what
I hate every person thats on pc bc they rather trash on mobile people then have to try on cs2
Yeah emulator
ye emu
Devs get him
Ah those emulators dont work for me properly its hard to set UP when my laptop is potato
Nahhhh
I lowk have my friends account with 2.2k🤭
nahhhh i sat it up in under 20 minutes
is it legal to play on emulator on pc ?
If u can play cs2 it will run standoff
Yeah sadly it is
nope
Nah I cant i played Cs when it was still first version
they themselves promote playing on pc
Ohh
it’s one of the help page’s on there wabsite
Ban him
ngl i played 2 comp matches on pc and i got 6/10
U acting like u dont play on pc
I use iPad
Cap
Suree....
I guess
Well u not gonna be good straight away
and got 8/4 in the same day on mobile
Pc sucks
Rather have a stable 60 fps pc than a 120 fps phone
Its not that bad on Phone actually
You could get 120 on phone
ye
Phone is better
but those phones are expensive
Cant focus on phone i play 1 game good my hands get sweaty and i just get 1/9
Bro ive been seing a lot of people doin a auto cliker glitch
Cap
I got 30 fps Phone 😎
Secret animation?
120 fps?
Cap
You can't carry your PC around to play so2 but you can with your phone
120 fps on a phone is ex
Jokes on u i have no mobile data
Get A rog 9
Idk how but i have 120 on a claped phone
an good laptop
A good laptop is worth 2x than a mid pc
Frr
Pc>laptop laptops cost so much more than pcs
But also u need monitor and a desk and chair
No
it’s a option and with a laptop you get access to actual good game’s
Wait duel is 1v1?
Bro if you have a pc , why you play so 2 on pc if cs2 is free 😂😂
Do it ill get my 1 foot dog on u
like hollow knight
Yeah
Oh shi
Competitive 5v5 allies 2v2 duel 1v1
Saying cs2 is free for the millionth time like we don’t know
Cs2 isn't free
Fr
I got a 1.3 ft dog so that means that mine beats urs haha cry
Free version is cheater playground
cause it's full of cheater
Lower the better trust
Fr
even on faceit it's insane
My dog will bite ur toes
Like wth dont have map
No mines a bulldog
And so2 don’t have cheaters ??😂😂😂

Mines a yorkshire terrier xd
They're less than the cs2
Tbf i havent spotted a cheater in a good month or 2
More cheaters in cs2
Holy shit man now im scarred
Every multiplayer game has cheats
My belly hurts
Fr
Fr
Eat
No
Yesterday on defuse I lose 0-6 because of a cheater 😂😂
Dont complain then
Ani shko pije do daleron lop
Yo guys any1 knows the E-Mail of the axlebolt support?
Skill issue
Nah
Skill issue I would win
はあはあ、😭
Just go to google and put standoff 2 report
skull issue
Good to know
Bro can’t win against cheaters
Qije be nanen
Skill issue
🥀
Bruh I don’t even move and I’m dead in the first 2 sec😂💀
Move then
Dodge the bullets🥀
Ok man
Damn bros rlly tryna ragebait 
Whats ragebait?
For sure 🤧😂
Making sm1 mad
Ik🥀
petition to bring back theese pictures
The ninja was so funny
The bomb

Yellow sandstone
Fr
The weapon wheel was iconic
In cbs it was fun to just talk and i was ragebaiting my team by flashing
I used to grind dis game 24/7
The best
Nice red for arcane
I remember when u planted a bomb and u had a knife the bomb showed as red in the wheel hah
Bruh those duels are so crazy tbh i think not gonna play them much
Aight buddy
Fr
Mostly smurfs
What
Its easy I just calibrate legend and never touch it again
I mean 1 game wasnt that bad but still it feel so tense playing like that
If your new play more team desthmatch to get comfortable with your settings
They need to make retake game mode permanent
Fr
Bruh for comp lvl 20 its gonna take alot
I think they said a crate was going to be removed
Btw whats the best crate to open whith coins
They won't be removed
Oh k
English only, please.
New goated mod
Will there be a new match mode for Christmas?
Should be
Like the one for Halloween
Always is
Yeah its time for now
I think they will after the battle pass thing ends?
In a weel
Week
I think so
What like 2020 or 2019?
They dont give us gifts no more bc they know no1 gonna open just sell
I have the charm of it
They should delete all the accounts and start us from 0 in remaster
@everyone sa ma fut pe voi🤣
Yea am sueing is they do that
Uhh suck me pula mare
U got like akr tiger as your most expensive skin
U gonna sue them for a half chewed gum

nope i got the a smoke skin
which is 25 gold
my english is not englishing
yoo wsp guys do someone want to play smth? rank elite on comp
I have thermite worth 10k gold
hipotetically

damn you pakistan economy
holding me back
Yes
you also have a j*b
My job is hitting the books

Why u swearing?
You mean Employment, job, grass, shower?
:sad:
Do you have 100k subs on yt
Is 0 enough
there are other way’s
They should take the game away from you
brother i have 12 and i have only made 1 video which is a repost
I made 1 then deleted it bc it got like 20 views
hi

consistency
Real

hi

Hi
guys will so2 remastered transfer skins or nah
Its not a new game just a big update
When is that update ?
I think 2026
Bro vc
2028

2024*
Hi, need a clan, iam just a casual player, here's my id
16260758
Bro vc go
Why are you talking to yourself
I am so colld
True true
He's so cold
🦕
if the world’s made you
i don’t need a new world order
…….
@mint meadow thanks once again ✌️
nab
it's part of an update, not a new game
i am starting to thank that you and @rich crow are the smae guy
Smae
they should add custom sleeves like cs agents to go with our comboes
Meow
Iamgine
it ain’t a “remaster” it’s like csgo to cs2
oh aight thanks
Labubu phonk
🫏
Noobs fr

ah you got me
XD can anyone pass me 20 gold
Anyone else having trouble finding a match right now? My internet is fine. But the queue time is reaching 5 minutes + 
Im indian and here no one plays ranked matches and it never starts
U.S., here.
Indian server
Hm
Anyone 1v1?

the guy above me is a bottom
Folks

It’s too late for this
Np
Noob

Hi, everyone
Hello
Bunch of noobs
what did the crocodile do?
What
your name
U don't get it lil bro

bro is too young😭✌🏿
🤨

🤨
🤯
yo @devout bobcat
27631 gold

Hello
When did this game add the gyro?
Since Space Vision update
Can players get banned for ghosting?
Most likely no
Yes
Why not
If there's enough evidence to prove it, then yes it's bannable
Oooo good
Thanks
And which year was that?
2023
Anyone here who can get 30/30 on Static Hard in Training?
Same happened to me
Bu they got banned eventually
They were so bad so I understood why they were ghosting
?
I showed u a pic
He even got kills?
😂
In my match it was directly killing itself +
Tryna kill me with moly too
Yea he was knifing himself
Weirdo
He tried to but gave up
Hello
😂 same
Idk how bad u need to be to ghost
I could win the match but I wasn't able to play while recording
But anyways Even killed the ghoster many times
I lost cus he had the bomb on t side and they were just running around to lose the time and I lost
Kids omg

