💬│english-chat

[neon lotus]

shouldve bought multiple knives

[flint barn]

@neon lotus i dont have any other "good" looking ak than it

[keen wave]

Wsg gng

[flint barn]

Sup g

[neon lotus]

u cant even sell that one bro😭😭 im just playing

[devout bobcat]

Focus more on valuable skins for your weapons that you use often

[flint barn]

Yeaj but most of the ak skins are out of my budget

[devout bobcat]

That’ll make you feel more satisfied every time you get a kill

[flint barn]

I dont mind playing with this ak,tho it wouldve been nicer if i had some stickers to match it

[devout bobcat]

Knowing you probably impressed someone when they see your skin

[flint barn]

This game has real good stickers and gun combos unlike cs

[devout bobcat]

might attract beggars so be aware

You can just ignore them, no consequence

[misty prawn]

The promo will drop at 00?

[neon lotus]

dm me bro ill give u 100 sum gold

[frosty steppe]

Hope it will be M9

[flint barn]

Okay

[neon lotus]

get urself nicer skins

[neon lotus]

do u have a pattern gun

[flint barn]

I do

[neon lotus]

bet dm

[crisp pollen]

XSYP935Q62ROHB

kunai promo

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

kunai buns

[devout bobcat]

Kunai was my first knife

[crisp pollen]

mine was flip knife

[neon lotus]

my first knife was

[devout bobcat]

Instantly paired it with phoenix risen gloves

[neon lotus]

the butterfly starfall i believe

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

back in 2020

or the legacy

ion really remember

[devout bobcat]

Season 2 was kinda mid tier

[neon lotus]

how on earth is akr carbon 80 cgold

😭😭

[polar belfry]

someone wanna go comp? pol or normay

[devout bobcat]

Kunai “Reaper”

[neon lotus]

akr icewing 167

that was like 40 gold a year ago

[devout bobcat]

Nah I won’t redeem it

Don’t have red gloves

[fervent plover]

Same

[devout bobcat]

You sure that’s the right code

[pulsar star]

Yall can i get banned for using scripts

[indigo nimbus]

Guys what time spawn promo code

[devout bobcat]

Obviously

[crisp pollen]

XSYP935Q62ROHB

[neon lotus]

dumbest question ever btw

[crisp pollen]

is a o not a 0 in the end

[neon lotus]

just copy and paste 🥀✌🏿

[pulsar star]

Sorry didnt know but some otger people saying no

[devout bobcat]

It’s like asking if drunk driving is legal

[indigo nimbus]

[neon lotus]

as long as ur under the legal alcohol limit

it is legal

[devout bobcat]

Only the difference between the two, you put a single mother with 2 kids at risk

[crisp pollen]

there is no legal alcohol limit wdym. must be 0

[neon lotus]

in some countries there is

like 0.20 or 0.25

[pulsar star]

Is it temorary right?

[devout bobcat]

Man I’m hungry but conveniences store is 3 km away

[neon lotus]

shouldve sold the karambit gold to some guy that had a request for 100(

100k

[polar belfry]

whats a good cheap craft? thats profitable

[neon lotus]

wouldve lost 8k gold but idc

🥀✌🏿

[lusty steeple]

I thought it was perm

😞

[devout bobcat]

I don’t think there is one

[neon lotus]

i literally have 6 gold rn

cuz i js gave bro 100

[near oracle]

how come when i play 2v2 me and my enemy never get a teammate

[devout bobcat]

Is it Allies

Either dodged the match or having a problem with connection

[near oracle]

it was the 2v2

idk if it was called allies i just remember seeing 2v2

[devout bobcat]

Duel: 2v2?

[near oracle]

yeah

that one

[devout bobcat]

The matchmaking is just casual type

Anyone can join randomly when there’s a slot

[near oracle]

yeah but that’s never happened it’s only ever been just me and one person

[ruby basin]

i need duo asap

[devout bobcat]

Cuz you don’t join at the same time. Say there are 4 slots and there are 2 players matchmaking, 2 players will join the game leaving 2 more empty slots for another players

The matchmaking system is complex enough it would be great if there’s an article about it. I think they already made a video about it but that’s focused more on Ranked matchmaking

[ruby basin]

who's trying to play allies rn

[spiral plaza]

@mystic jasper @ruby basin Can I refuse the requests?

[mystic jasper]

yes and you should

[ruby basin]

ofcourse it's a player request not a real admin

[spiral plaza]

Okay thanks

[dense thistle]

[devout bobcat]

What’s up mentor

Wrong chat

[velvet drift]

Mentor:

[neon lotus]

nun much student wbu

[devout bobcat]

You aint my mentor

[neon lotus]

i am

im just on my alt acciunt

[devout bobcat]

BTIC hill climb course tomorrow

[neon lotus]

yes

just blessed bro with his first knife

[devout bobcat]

My mentor is stingy, you don’t have that characteristic

[rose shard]

Hello

[rich crow]

Which is the all time favourite knife?

[neon lotus]

id say butterfly

cheap and nice animation

[rich crow]

M9

[devout bobcat]

Anything but kukri

Too big to look practical

[frosty steppe]

Bruh it’s been only 38 minutes and they all are activated

Greedy devs

[abstract turtle]

Not to mention the player starts having a seizure inspecting it

[abstract turtle]

It got expired within 20 minutes

[random berry]

What is the new code

[frosty steppe]

This is ridiculous

[frosty steppe]

Don’t bother it’s already reached limits of use

[abstract turtle]

It isn’t a big deal honestly

[frosty steppe]

I wanted to try I knife bruh

[abstract turtle]

I just sold my entire inventory

[silent flint]

I heard it's only valid for 24 hour

[abstract turtle]

Now i have 1300 gold

[rich crow]

Limit for a temporary knife. Lol, you can’t make this up.

@abstract turtle Get your triple legends back king.

[silent flint]

Any idea where they release the promo codes?

[rich crow]

Instagram

[silent flint]

I see, I heard we access them via discord too, looks like I was wrong

[rich crow]

Too much thirst on insta

[stray violet]

Yes yes pls pls gimme mold

[silent flint]

Indeed so

[stray violet]

Mold mold mold

[silent flint]

I hate the new update on the limited time guns and all

[vast bear]

There are any promocodes available?

[silent flint]

Already reached limit bro

[stray violet]

I LOVE the new update on the limited time guns and all

[rich crow]

They gunna set a limit on breathing too, watch out!

[silent flint]

Blud just said my opposite

[stray violet]

In 48 mins?

[silent flint]

Won't be surprised

[silent flint]

Yup, just like that

[rich crow]

@stray violet you got monies bro

[stray violet]

Hella monies

[frosty flax]

Does anyone know of any working codes?

[rich crow]

Throw a party

With limited knifes lol

Everyone invited

[rich crow]

They gone bruh

[near oracle]

😿

[devout bobcat]

[tired forge]

What should i buy with 15€

[devout bobcat]

Life insurance

[rich crow]

I was thinkin about getting steam console but turns out it will be a mini pc with same price as a mini pc lol

[stray violet]

Nice stolen emog

Delta stays stealing my emogs

[compact fog]

Anyone smurf Champion wanna help with comp?

Btw the Promocode ended I guess

[devout bobcat]

Portable

[rich crow]

Console is also portable

[tired forge]

How much

[devout bobcat]

Not on the go

[rich crow]

Grass to touch

[rich crow]

Same for steam console.
I'm talking about the upcoming steam console not steam deck

[devout bobcat]

Steam deck is good to have when I’m sitting at the coffee shop and feeling like playing some rdr2

[tired forge]

I work gardening

I touch grass and i get money for gold

Im unranked

[devout bobcat]

I touch grass in return of adrenaline rush

[rich crow]

Yh but im talkin about the upcoming console. Ppl calling it gabecube.

[tired forge]

s9 elite

[compact fog]

.

[devout bobcat]

More like touching tarmac

[rich crow]

U should give grass for free to some ppl in this server.
There r some ppl in here who haven't touched grass since ww1

[tired forge]

Who want grass dm me

[abstract turtle]

Im basically quitting for now

[devout bobcat]

Is it like steam deck

[rich crow]

No. It will be like Xbox

[devout bobcat]

If I have to carry a monitor, keyboard and mouse to use it, I aint buying it

[abstract turtle]

It will be like a pc

[devout bobcat]

[tired forge]

I play so2 on ps5

[rich crow]

No. U will have to carry a monitor, a controller and a big bettery to power em all.

[stray violet]

Nice stealing of all emojis

[rich crow]

U mean Chinese ps5

[devout bobcat]

Mine’s original

[stray violet]

[stray violet]

Lemme get this

[tired forge]

Nitro things

[devout bobcat]

Trade offer:

• I receive a bike
• You receive DimSeaBlue136 sticker

[rugged trail]

Hi

[true forge]

+1 for roster dm ne

me

[silent flint]

Tomorrow will be the last day for the limited knife event

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Wat knife do u guys own?

Any karambit guy?

[devout bobcat]

Multiple

[devout bobcat]

Unused, collecting dust in my inventory

[silent flint]

A normal knife bro, the best one so far

[devout bobcat]

Me when I didn’t receive ka-bar knife:

[rich crow]

That's the legendary one.

[abstract turtle]

For now default but it will turn into multiple soon

[devout bobcat]

Almost dislocating my left jaw while yawning

[rich crow]

I personally like 2 knife the most..daggers n karambit n among em, i like karambit more.

[silent flint]

Indeed it is bro, I'm blessed by the gods

[rich crow]

Hoping to see ur rich arc

[devout bobcat]

I’m lactose intolerant

[silent flint]

Why is your profile so fancy?

[devout bobcat]

Heavy dairy is not my favorite thing to consume

[stray violet]

M9 kumo and tanto blossom

[devout bobcat]

To attract cops

[silent flint]

Felt like I was watching a movie or something

[rich crow]

Milkholic

[stray violet]

Red/purple inventory enjoyer be like

Npc ahh taste

[silent flint]

So like you drink it directly from the source?

[devout bobcat]

[silent flint]

Coward

[devout bobcat]

Bummer wifi

But the ping is good

The router is placed directly on top of my bed

[silent flint]

So like you add fat in normal milk?

What

[rich crow]

@abstract turtle kk

[silent flint]

Joke flew right off your head

[devout bobcat]

Marketing scam

[silent flint]

Guess I'm the weird one

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

They finna fight lol

[silent flint]

What are you? A part time scientist?

[silent flint]

You can be the ref

[devout bobcat]

I cannot consume this substance anymore since I don’t have that mutation

I prefer egg

[rich crow]

Okay, I also have experience on here lol.

[silent flint]

The reason is calcium

[rich crow]

💀

[silent flint]

But the most important component is calcium

I'm talking specific not general

[rich crow]

This is a Standoff 2 server btw

[devout bobcat]

Ig I’ll just take soy milk

[silent flint]

Not anymore

[rich crow]

I just eat grass.

[silent flint]

There is room for only one scientist

I'm a medic btw

[rich crow]

U guys still talkin about milk n grass?

U guys r bored as hell.

[silent flint]

That's your perspective

Let's talk philosophy

[rich crow]

The best diet 5% body fat guaranteed.

Anyway, according to science.
If u r ever able to divide by 0, the world would destroy

[silent flint]

You want a good body? Drink milk and touch some grass

[oak badger]

why cant i use apple pay?

[rich crow]

Fried grass with milk curry is my fav

[devout bobcat]

Riding my bike is already a workout for me

[rich crow]

Because I used it hah!

[silent flint]

Blud just turned philosophical

[rich crow]

One who doesn't care doesn't matter to one who give opinion

[silent flint]

It plays a crucial role

[rich crow]

Add Camel poo.

[devout bobcat]

While simultaneously gambling with my life whether I can make it tomorrow

[rich crow]

That is some nice Stoic philosophy lol.

[oak badger]

😐

[rich crow]

🕊️

I didn't repeat what u just said

[silent flint]

Keep your expectations high bro, that's some low level philosophy

[lapis inlet]

I

[silent flint]

First come first scammed

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

I heard you’re giving away mold

[rich crow]

Joining now I think

[rugged trail]

[silent flint]

Yup, lol

[rich crow]

Yeap

[silent flint]

State one reason why?

[rich crow]

@silver remnant oh congrats on Master bro

[silent flint]

That's a legit reason

Speak simple english

[rich crow]

OoOoOoooooOoo

[devout bobcat]

[silent flint]

Us bro us

[rich crow]

Gud ppl always get banned from everywhere

[silent flint]

That's more like it

[devout bobcat]

Last time I checked, these are the same people that got their accounts stolen

[calm ledge]

Where is the new promocode

Guys

[silent flint]

You're late lil bro

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately already reached the limit

[rich crow]

The dark truth of world

No doubt space is dark

[neon lotus]

cruel world we live in

[devout bobcat]

No I don’t need it

[rich crow]

As a purest form of human. I believe slaves should be free

[mint meadow]

Sorry rich

[neon lotus]

he has a sting mimicry and karambit gold for being a standoff employee

[silent flint]

Blud is rich enough to buy gold karambit

[devout bobcat]

I don’t have red gloves

[neon lotus]

(complete misinformation do not trust me)

[mint meadow]

And that nameless dual daggers

[devout bobcat]

I only have yellow, gray, orange, green and gold

[mint meadow]

He gets payed to much for being a helper lowk

[shadow girder]

Guys do you have promocodes??

[mint meadow]

Ye

[silent flint]

What about VIBGYOR?

[devout bobcat]

It’s expired, come back tomorrow

[shadow girder]

Can you give ne

[shadow girder]

Ok

[mint meadow]

Rightt zhxrm why u remove it

Dont work it isnt a 5 year olds server

[devout bobcat]

be nice to people

[mint meadow]

[silent flint]

That'd be dope

[devout bobcat]

I wish

Unfortunately it’s entrepreneur week so I’m not available

[chrome lake]

i can

on 5vs5 elite

[devout bobcat]

How are you able to chat here without english role

[silent flint]

Bring the guillotine

[devout bobcat]

There was a way to do it

Cuz I didn’t have english role too

Until I decided to step into russian chat

[final citrus]

[lean linden]

i got spare gold,i looked at graiftti on the market and i want to ask,onve i bought the graffiti can i use it infinitelly or it have an amount of uses before it gets removed from my inv

[neon lotus]

30 uses

[mint ridge]

simply a difference in skill.

[lean linden]

damn.. the graifttis are cool but thats a scam

[final citrus]

i though yyou where admin here or somthing

[devout bobcat]

Nabdren

[mint ridge]

||just between you and me, I still am.||

[devout bobcat]

Revive samurai clan @mint ridge

[mint ridge]

on eNcore's soul.

[lean linden]

is there active promo?

[final citrus]

[devout bobcat]

Give DD its competitor back

[mint ridge]

🇸🇯

[final citrus]

kukrie needs to be deleated and fire who made it

[devout bobcat]

When I look at this flag, I’m thinking must be bikers fault

[lean linden]

idk bout you i just bought today a sting knife and realised its the best (my opinion) but leak cool skins

[wise owl]

It doesn't work

[abstract turtle]

Its already gone

[final citrus]

lol

[devout bobcat]

Please don’t harass Project Motor Racing mods

[abstract turtle]

That’s probably because people didn’t know about the promo codes

Now they know

And apply them in bulk

[lean linden]

way cooler animations than most of the knifes

[rich crow]

Reacted to a message mod abuse

[lean linden]

i like it,its how i hold it irl

yes (butterflly and karambit)

cross on you you started it

[devout bobcat]

Tanto feels janky

[abstract turtle]

Standoff 2 has stopped adding irl knives because they ran out of cool knives

[devout bobcat]

Why is the movement felt stiff

[lean linden]

leak clearity,give it more bright skins at least

anyways,any promo code known to drop soon?

[devout bobcat]

Shame, tanto has quite a good sound design

[shut isle]

just lost rank up game because i teleported back when i was spraying at him and he didnt even see me

he shouldve been dead

but nah

game had other plans

[final citrus]

yea still dealte it

[shut isle]

honestly hope this game gets deleted and sued

[final citrus]

animtin ruins it

[shut isle]

that happens too

pmo

[lean linden]

also some weeks ago i bought a chibby charm for 200ish and today sold for 600

[verbal imp]

💀

[abstract turtle]

My wifi is chopped down to its abyssal levels

[neon lotus]

are u okay

[rich crow]

Saw what you did there

[final citrus]

tantp anamtion sucks

[abstract turtle]

What

[neon lotus]

animtin anamtion🥀✌🏿

[abstract turtle]

Bros spellings are chopped

[rich crow]

Anyone here have a successful 360’ awm noscope clip?

Not today bruh, I will add you though on here

[final citrus]

am specail if i die i will be remmeber everytime samone missspells somthing

[abstract turtle]

Its very difficult to do it because of the physics of the game

[rich crow]

Broken

[verbal imp]

It is not

[devout bobcat]

I love alex

[final citrus]

ga

ga

[verbal imp]

I love alex

[final citrus]

ga

[verbal imp]

❤️

[abstract turtle]

I dont find it easy honestly

[final citrus]

why everypne here ga

[verbal imp]

Gimme a kiss alex

[devout bobcat]

There’s x in Zhxrm

[rich crow]

You cannot no scope accurately due to the bullet velocity.

[final citrus]

mods i dont feel save in this chat

i dont think its family freinds

do somthing

[verbal imp]

What does that mean 😱

[neon lotus]

thank u for telling me bro im legally blind i cant see🥀✌🏿

[rich crow]

Hop on Training and practice on the target board.

[devout bobcat]

Hidden letter “a”

[abstract turtle]

Mods eviscerate them

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I disagree sir.

Nubs

[neon lotus]

dydyydyfyfyffyfy

[cunning badger]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

I feel like changing my time zone

[pale crest]

zzz

[devout bobcat]

This chat is fire when it’s 3 am for me

[neon lotus]

where is bro from

[rich crow]

I found a lot of my settings on Training however I do think it needs a modern redesign and an upgrade.

[verbal imp]

Rare occasion

[rich crow]

Keep dreaming.

[devout bobcat]

I’m on your attic

Been stealing the food in your fridge

[mint meadow]

Nearly 7pm for me where u from?

[rich crow]

Call the Ghost Busters now!

[neon lotus]

ion have an attic are u steve and built one?

[cunning badger]

Can anyone tells me how i can crest my FPS?

[mint meadow]

Very low graphics idk

[neon lotus]

how can u crest? print ur fps and plastify it

[rich crow]

Buy an iPhone Pro Max.

[neon lotus]

or print it into a flag

[mint meadow]

Or a samsung

[cunning badger]

Yh thank you

🤣

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

Boom boom phone

[rich crow]

ROG is nice too.

[neon lotus]

bro still stuck on the note 7

[abstract turtle]

Im not touching the game unless i get 120 hz
60 is awful now

[mint meadow]

Samsung lowk good i had my phone for a year playing everyday and still stable 120 fps max graphics

[midnight fractal]

Red magic 😍

[rich crow]

I envy.

[devout bobcat]

Republic of Gas

[abstract turtle]

Ive been playing on 120 my entire time

[rich crow]

Hm, I guess. I am use to iPhone.

[midnight fractal]

It's True

[neon lotus]

rog means real obese ga*

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

Nice

[midnight fractal]

No one, but I need it

[rich crow]

Hm.

[final citrus]

i opned 1 tab in google and my laptop is crashing out

[devout bobcat]

Did someone mention oil

🦅

[verbal imp]

Oil

[rich crow]

Imagine if you could aim and shoot just by looking at enemy head.

[devout bobcat]

Seems like you need a taste of freedom 🇺🇸

[abstract turtle]

The rog 9
Insert those who know
💀

[neon lotus]

i would trust him to say mayonnaise tho

[devout bobcat]

At least don’t buy Razer

[rich crow]

Get some rest.

[devout bobcat]

Imagine having to wait 1 month to fix your laptop

Meanwhile apple fixed my laptop in less than 24h

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

Apple go to bruh.

[devout bobcat]

8 hours to be precise

[rich crow]

@noble dagger Hey there

[devout bobcat]

I sent them in the morning, ready to pick it up by evening

[abstract turtle]

Apple consumerism will continue to manifest itself everywhere

Including me

[rich crow]

I do not trust that lol @main plover

Bro got someone spying on him 24/7

[devout bobcat]

China only care about sales

[rich crow]

Your sleep and wake up times

[abstract turtle]

Most glazed is apple but i see why its like this

[devout bobcat]

You can find a lot of e waste junks on temu

[rich crow]

I bought my cat off Temu 10/10.

[devout bobcat]

I like logitech mouse

[rich crow]

It Moos though.

[devout bobcat]

Logitech G502 Hero

[rich crow]

Steel series are good mice.

[devout bobcat]

Linus already tested them, they’re crap

LinusEggTips

Where are my shoes

The courier delayed it

Unless they stole it and reported it as missing

Gotta make sure the CCP can harvest your data for their military growth

Speaking from experience

[abstract turtle]

Id say there are some reasonable Chinese brands

[devout bobcat]

Huawei?

[abstract turtle]

Yes and many more

[graceful tree]

do any of u know the new promocode

[rich crow]

Razer best

[graceful tree]

.

[devout bobcat]

Today I learnt that Lenovo is actually chinese

[cerulean loom]

Did the new code drop?

[devout bobcat]

Never heard of it

Even if they sell them here, people prefer more established brands

Pablo Escobar phone

Literally average phone wrapped with gold colored paper

I could get a Yamaha R3 for that price

300cc is for beginner

Being able to cruise at 180 kmh on a highway

Speed gives adrenaline

Tbh I prefer twisties, more challenging

That’s why I despise drag racing

Our university sponsored a drag race event and it was kinda bummer for me

Drag racing is easier compared to track racing

Drag racing is all about who can tune their vehicle the fastest

Without blowing up the engine

I crashed twice, still walking

[rugged trail]

Hi

L-o

[devout bobcat]

I have insurance

I told them there were stray dogs on the road

[blissful mauve]

On a drag race?

[devout bobcat]

Even tho it was tank slap

Now my insurance is expensive due to new policy

Any driver below the age 25 must pay 2 times the normal price due to being “higher risk”

[neon lotus]

jokes on u insurance company never loses money

[tired forge]

How

[neon lotus]

they get return on investments and withdraws from policies

[devout bobcat]

Men included

Young men are more reckless by statistics

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[devout bobcat]

That includes me

So they charge more on insurance

[neon lotus]

also not true

[devout bobcat]

Kinda lame

Advertising

[neon lotus]

he's batman

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Lemme try it

[devout bobcat]

Breaking Zhorm

[rich crow]

Does 100% pure exist tho

Its time to cook

[devout bobcat]

More like straight to jesus

[final citrus]

[viscid swan]

[devout bobcat]

I should name you Key instead

[viscid swan]

Very symbolic, probably

[rich crow]

Imagine not choosing your own name

[final citrus]

why you out him in holes?

to open doors

[devout bobcat]

[wraith topaz]

Promo?

[rich crow]

Late

[wraith topaz]

Bruh

[devout bobcat]

I find it funny when reading this individual’s name

[wraith topaz]

In English site there is not post ABT promo yesterday they are so wrong for that

[rich crow]

It was kunai anyway

[wraith topaz]

Yea but where do y'all find it

[rich crow]

They post it on Instagram page

[viscid swan]

You're really trying your best to make it weird don't you think.

[rugged trail]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

Alex doing Alex things

And we have Semy on the stage

[rugged trail]

Imma just watch

[final citrus]

no i said to open doors

🙂

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, you’re coming with me

[rich crow]

Everyone let's trade usernames

[rugged trail]

Dm?

[devout bobcat]

Yes

[rich crow]

He's a beta tester probably

[devout bobcat]

I’m outta here

Benson quite touched some grass

Tracking app

Life360

We riders usually use it to track our location

[final citrus]

[devout bobcat]

Benson looked at the cop from the opposite side

[final citrus]

i got quistoin is using discord offecile sticker bannable?

[final citrus]

i wont get banned for using any of them?

[devout bobcat]

Try it

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna get this straight

Unscrew yourself

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

I sleep with my gun under my pillow

[devout bobcat]

Definitely Dallas resident

[rugged trail]

Yeah

And always loaded

[devout bobcat]

ei feller you got somethin’ stuck under your boot

[rugged trail]

I didn’t know what’s with the water under my pillow

But after 10 seconds

I saw that i forgot to close the weather cap

[devout bobcat]

Eee

[rugged trail]

And that’s the end of the story

The water gun under pillow

Is not good

U might shot yourself

In the eye

Or drink when u thirsty

That’s the only good part

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

I use water gun to shoot stray cats attacking my cat

[rugged trail]

[rich crow]

Shoot your own cat so it attacks the stray cats

[devout bobcat]

Protecting my territory

[rugged trail]

Did it work

?

[devout bobcat]

Yes

[rugged trail]

Oh

But

What about the mosquitos?

[zealous junco]

the guy above me is a bottom

[rugged trail]

And 🪰

[devout bobcat]

The sun can absorb the water quick enough

[rugged trail]

Yeah

But not too much

Drinking too much water is not healthy

[devout bobcat]

You’re underestimating the power of the sun in the equator

[rugged trail]

[devout bobcat]

It’s like venus here during summer

[rugged trail]

That’s why he’s so fat

[rugged trail]

How u know nab ???

[devout bobcat]

Enough to give you heatstroke

[rugged trail]

Have u been on Venus ?

Liar

[devout bobcat]

Yes

[rugged trail]

Mods

Ban him

[devout bobcat]

I flew with my DD rocket

[rugged trail]

He’s using ai or photoshop

[devout bobcat]

[rugged trail]

To fake his landing

On Venus

[rich crow]

Moon landing was fake

[rugged trail]

On that

We agree

Imma go to do the codm quests

[rich crow]

I tried to send it on #🎥│so2-videos but they silenced the truth

[devout bobcat]

[rugged trail]

[calm ledge]

Guys its another promocode at 00:00?

[rich crow]

Pls speed I need a proper karambit holding animation its kinda homeless rn

[rich crow]

I'm gonna start protesting in front of axlebolt office so they fix it

[devout bobcat]

I’ll be waiting at the main door

[final citrus]

guys i think @devout bobcat needs help

[rich crow]

He's season 10 ranger nobody helping him

[final citrus]

mf

am ranger

mods nuke him

[rich crow]

No help for you too

I'm silver 3 can someone help

[zealous junco]

and is anyone helping you

damn am i the only bronze 1 in chat

[final citrus]

yes

[zealous junco]

mf mode’s nuke this guy

[rich crow]

Yes

[final citrus]

he sai dbad word

ban him

[ruby basin]

[bronze crane]

Unemployed final boss

[cerulean marsh]

dont u have a clan of your own

why not play w them

[noble dagger]

[rugged trail]

[worldly brook]

Anyone playing comp?

elite

[frosty zinc]

Hi

[ruby basin]

they're all inactive rn

1 is smurf

[rich crow]

@worldly brook Ranger here

[worldly brook]

Ranger won't start

[rich crow]

I was Elite last season.

[cerulean marsh]

well feel free to join us when me n my friends play, i see u online lots lately

[frosty zinc]

all I do is scrim and play tdm

[rich crow]

@worldly brook I will get The Legend back this season in comp then we can play.

[worldly brook]

Okay

[pliant dock]

Must be nice to have someone to play with

[compact fog]

Can you play on TR?

[cerulean marsh]

its not all that hard to find someone

[rich crow]

No, sorry.

[compact fog]

France?

[pliant dock]

Well i live in Australia and the only server i could play on is hong kong and people from discord is mostly Europe so yeah

[rich crow]

The Legend became a lot easier once I figured out what I did wrong last season and before that (Gold 2).

[rugged trail]

Where is Eva

[rich crow]

Not bad

[rugged trail]

🤔

Damn

I remember

[cerulean marsh]

okay i take that back lol, its pretty easy in europe-, playing w ping on half dead servers, idk man im surprised u still play atp

[pliant dock]

The reason i still play is hong kong server is filled sweat when ur over 3k mmr

[rugged trail]

Mar

S

[pliant dock]

So im having quite bit fun playing against sweats

[rugged trail]

Home space organization

[abstract turtle]

Singapore duel queue is chopped to its core

Ive been waiting for 20 minutes

[cerulean marsh]

yeah thats another universe for me im js at 2,2k

[pliant dock]

Singa server is dead since sseason 6 i think

[upbeat oxide]

Can someone rate my inv i made with 200g?

[abstract turtle]

I saw its death after the season 10 update

I started in season 6 so i don’t really know anything before

[rugged trail]

Damn

U rich

[coarse rune]

Im back

[ruby basin]

k

[coarse rune]

Never knew saying pis would give me timeout

[abstract turtle]

🥀

Who are you

[coarse rune]

No way u were finding matches on leg on singa server

I would have to wait minimum 10 min to get single match on leg

[abstract turtle]

Im tired of waiting

I should just use my alts I have elite on to secure the legend again

[coarse rune]

Reaching legend is pretty easy now days

[rugged trail]

Waste of time

[abstract turtle]

That much effort just for digital pixels

💔

[rugged trail]

I reached legend in codm

To play with noobs

[coarse rune]

Tuff

[rugged trail]

😭

To play with nobs

[shut isle]

bro i have the least ping in russian server but i get such bad randoms there

[rugged trail]

Like in so2

[shut isle]

acc pmo

[rugged trail]

Teammates are so awesome

[shut isle]

fr

[rugged trail]

[shut isle]

i get like

9yo teammates

[coarse rune]

The problem is with your rank which puts u in dark system

[shut isle]

well what can i do

[coarse rune]

Play stacked

[shut isle]

its so weird that you can play someone with 300 mmr leas than you

[abstract turtle]

Ive quit so I don’t care much about the game anymore

[shut isle]

be getting gold 3 teammates

[rugged trail]

[coarse rune]

Thats not worse

[rugged trail]

How u know?

[abstract turtle]

300? Ive seen rangers playing with legends

[rugged trail]

Liar

[coarse rune]

Im seeing gold player in my time in a legend lobby

[abstract turtle]

😔

[shut isle]

aint that 300 difference

[shut isle]

cant be

[coarse rune]

Like if u want to play against legend players u have to be 3k mmr

[abstract turtle]

Whole 600 mmr difference

[coarse rune]

Under 3k mmr?

[shut isle]

wtf hows that possible

[coarse rune]

Golds are welcome to leg lobbies

Lok

[rugged trail]

Okok I got u

[shut isle]

might have to derank to gold then

[rugged trail]

Stay safe

[shut isle]

allies is so boring

ngl

[rugged trail]

Try solo

[shut isle]

prolly the only one that doesnt like it

[coarse rune]

It is indeed

[shut isle]

i was master last season in comp and gold 4 in allies

so boring

[rugged trail]

G4

[coarse rune]

Having 22 wins straight on allies makes it fun

✌️

[rugged trail]

Better

[shut isle]

ye

[rich crow]

Nubs

[rugged trail]

C4

Like

Explosion

[shut isle]

bro yard 1v1 is so annoying

they be abusing that wall

thing

[rugged trail]

[shut isle]

barely can see their headcaps

[coarse rune]

Js play on bridge💔

[shut isle]

not much of a difference either

[abstract turtle]

Its the best

[shut isle]

usually go cableway

[rugged trail]

Dunno

[abstract turtle]

I have 700 matches on yard

[rugged trail]

Last 2 maps

I only know and

Sand

[abstract turtle]

It’s undoubtedly the best

[shut isle]

hell nah

[rugged trail]

And rust

[shut isle]

u prolly abuse that one part too 😭

[coarse rune]

Bridge is the map that made me legend

[rugged trail]

Is there a new map ?

[shut isle]

but acc its so annoying when they do it all match

[rugged trail]

Or more

[upbeat oxide]

Can someone rate my inv?

[abstract turtle]

I dont camp

[shut isle]

not a bad map when they dont camp all match 🙁

[shut isle]

[abstract turtle]

Instead i change positions every second well atleast i used to do

Now I don’t because I quit

[rugged trail]

Smart

[shut isle]

i like to troll my enemy by zigzaging

[coarse rune]

Thats why u gotta learn everysingle tricks on that map

[rugged trail]

[abstract turtle]

I have learnt every pixel on yard

[coarse rune]

Bridge is my domain

[abstract turtle]

Every nade every possible outcome

On yard

[rugged trail]

Table mine

[coarse rune]

Yard line up is easy but ok

[abstract turtle]

I hate the guys who just go up so quickly

[rugged trail]

[coarse rune]

Same

[coarse rune]

They think having higher position would get them win

[abstract turtle]

Ah shi tomorrow I have school and its 1:50 am🥀

[coarse rune]

The more annoying thing is the gap between each cover

[tiny ember]

grok is this real

[coarse rune]

I slept at almost 1 am and im fine dawg

Its 7:51 am rn

School boutta start

[abstract turtle]

Not when i need to wake at 6 and I havent slept the previous day 💔

[coarse rune]

The man who were getting 60 fps on 1.5k$ phone

[rugged trail]

Brain damage

[tiny ember]

10~

[coarse rune]

Yeah bro is in early stage of brain cancer

[tiny ember]

Thats normal though.

[coarse rune]

Anime enjoyr js like me

🤝

[abstract turtle]

But this cycle has been going for 10 years so its fine

[coarse rune]

Yeah ggs

[tiny ember]

I have work every 6am-10pm and only started sleep at 2am

[abstract turtle]

I see the point

[coarse rune]

Bro is gon have temporary memory loss constantly

[abstract turtle]

😔

[tiny ember]

Lobotomy

[coarse rune]

I js learnt that not getting enough sleep for long time would get u temporary memory loss illness

[final citrus]

guys is 1 plus 1 is 2

whats 2 plus 2

[coarse rune]

If thats true

U might aswell try sleeping early

[rugged trail]

The show is starting

[coarse rune]

3

[coarse rune]

I tried daeg

I applied for 10 jobs

And guess what

[abstract turtle]

It’s probably cuz its the weekend otherwise im going to sleep at 10

[coarse rune]

I got rejected

💔

[tiny ember]

Aren't u still underage

[final citrus]

ok thx

if i fail this i have to do ma GCSE

[coarse rune]

In Australia u can start working at 14

✌️

[abstract turtle]

Overqualified

[tiny ember]

Part time or permanent

[coarse rune]

Part ofc

Weekly 120-200

Which is pretty decent for teens

Im 16 my self and no job

[tiny ember]

Most of us started at least 12-13

[coarse rune]

Yet the 14y/o kids in my school has job

[rugged trail]

Lie

[abstract turtle]

I dont have to do a job luckily

[tiny ember]

and permanent around 17-18

[coarse rune]

Nah

[rugged trail]

U we’re sleeping then

[tiny ember]

I started at 17 as a silly bread baker

[upbeat oxide]

Can somone rate my inv i made with 200g?

[coarse rune]

I need job so can earn my lunch money and i could buy smthg for study purpose

[rugged trail]

[tiny ember]

I quit school at 12 lmao

[rugged trail]

👀

[coarse rune]

Would you pls bake me a big donut?🥺

[coarse rune]

Prodigy

[rugged trail]

Ahhh

Amateur

[coarse rune]

Ain't everyone is prodigy

[tiny ember]

At 13 till 17 i just lazy around for that time

[rugged trail]

I didn’t even got to school

They rejected me

[abstract turtle]

Im pursuing my education but no employment 🥀

[final citrus]

[coarse rune]

Bros education is that bad?

🥀

[rugged trail]

[tiny ember]

Good thing my current job isn't stressed enough that 2-3h sleeping shouldn't be a problem to me

[rugged trail]

Yeah

They said

If I go to school

The school will leave me

[coarse rune]

Not trynna be rude but im afraid even prison would reject you😭

[rugged trail]

The teachers

[rugged trail]

[tiny ember]

Even Cemetery does

[rugged trail]

😭

[tiny ember]

[rugged trail]

🤔

Immortal

Yeeee

[coarse rune]

Bro cant be serious

[rugged trail]

I know a prison that would be very glad to accept anyone

[coarse rune]

Not everyone

[rugged trail]

Nah

They do

[final citrus]

non of my parent showed up for my birth am depressed now like semy

[tiny ember]

Sao Paulo prison

[rugged trail]

Black dolphin

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

In Russia

Siberia

[coarse rune]

Thats normal dawg😭

They gave you birth

[misty oasis]

Hi chat

[coarse rune]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Mine where there that day

[final citrus]

their werent there

[rugged trail]

But u right

I’m depressed

[rugged trail]

Sup

[upbeat oxide]

Alcatraz

[abstract turtle]

I just need to score good grades and ive been promised whatever I want

[rugged trail]

Nah it’s closed

[coarse rune]

Sometimes i doesn't even get gift on my birthday but aye

[rugged trail]

I escaped from there

[coarse rune]

Can i blame them tho?

[upbeat oxide]

Back in the day tho

[rugged trail]

No

[coarse rune]

Exactly

[final citrus]

if it gold dont lose it 😭

[coarse rune]

That why u should be happy

[misty oasis]

Hru

[rugged trail]

Indeed

[tiny ember]

I'll offer u the 1500$ = 20$ temu 185hz phone

[misty oasis]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Gud, chilling like usual, music and boredom… u?

[final citrus]

play so2

[misty oasis]

TikTok

[final citrus]

biredim gone

[rugged trail]

Nah

[rugged trail]

Ahhh oki

[tiny ember]

[rugged trail]

Found something interesting?

Darla

[misty oasis]

Messi

[coarse rune]

Very peaceful way to enter the chat while the chat is filled with random topics that could start a war😭

[misty oasis]

Dribbling

[rugged trail]

Oh

Noice

[upbeat oxide]

ye w 14 fps😭