💬│english-chat

[delicate cairn]

didn't watch it

but i like plot

[rich crow]

Server gone quiet lol, we probably should DM’d lol

👀

[oblique ibex]

Lol

[delicate cairn]

get out of here

scamer

[delicate cairn]

maybe later im gonna go watch film and play

il come later

[rich crow]

Cya

My internet kinda homeless

[simple arrow]

does this new m4a1 skin will be available on marketplace later?

[placid apex]

Yo guys there is any new active code?

[modest oriole]

tomorrow

[dense spade]

where can i send a video of a hacker?

@modest oriole

[modest oriole]

#📸│photos

or report on website

or i don't know honestly

[dense spade]

i cant find the report on website

[viscid swan]

Refer to this article if you want to report cheaters:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[modest oriole]

there u go mate

[dense spade]

this shit doesnt do anything

I heard some guy did report a hacker in game and got a match with same person week later

[modest oriole]

its common

just report and move on

[viscid swan]

Bans are not instant. They take time to be processed.

[modest oriole]

they also need to review the cheater matches

[dense spade]

they could be quicker if there was a channel to report

[modest oriole]

if he is soft hacking

good luck

[dense spade]

nah theyre rage hacking

[modest oriole]

full hack ?

[dense spade]

and theres too many of people like that

[dense spade]

he kills the whole team instantly?

[blissful mauve]

Tips fedora with rizz

Sad

Just took the meds

Can't play under meds

They mess me up a lot

Gl tho

[rich crow]

Cb's are tuff

I don't have the game installed

I can show you

still need?

i come

What rank is clan

Its not easy

So many pcs these days

Okay then

Get a job also

5 pc? Do better

I'm praying that they ban emulators so they show how bad they gonna play on mobile

[delicate rune]

hi guys
any arabic players here ??

[dim elm]

How long does it take for best skins to payout😭

[verbal imp]

Huh

[dim elm]

It’s an app that so2 affiliates with for ppl to get gold for doing tasks

[oblique ibex]

Yooo does the create pawpaw gonna go up

The price

[dim elm]

Prolly will

Although considering the fact that it’s got temporary skins in it doesn’t seem very appealing

[oblique ibex]

How much can it go?

[dim elm]

It’s steady at 8Gs rn, but it could go up to 10ish if demand stays high

Just depends if ppl want the skin from it

[daring valve]

Never change ur pfp

[delicate rune]

from where ?

guys why now the battle pass missions gives 500 BP not 1000 BP ???

[dim elm]

They always gave 500 I thought?

Only the purchased battle pass gives the 1000 bp missions

[delicate rune]

no bro they was given 1000 i swear

[old field]

It used to give 1000

[honest elk]

Where are yall from

[delicate rune]

iam from libya

[old field]

colombia

[delicate rune]

yah why the it give 500 now ?
i cant finsh the battle pass
very sad

[old field]

but it changed the last two bp

[honest elk]

And im from Mongolia

[delicate rune]

IDK i didnot play it from long time
its bad now i want knife skin

[old field]

there're not reason, just cuz haha

[old field]

cool

[honest elk]

I have a trash knife dkin

Skin

[old field]

u can buy it directly in the marketplace or wait until another bp

[delicate rune]

SAD

[delicate rune]

i have 40 gold only XD

[old field]

but you have a knife, its better than nothing

[daring valve]

From here

That Pizza Steve pic is goated

[delicate rune]

hahahaah

[old field]

Ohh, the the knife case in the free bp its just temporary btw

[delicate rune]

yah thats why i wanna take it its good but there is no BP

[old field]

sad

[honest elk]

Yeah

[delicate rune]

sadly

[lucid thunder]

goodnight

[honest elk]

?

[old field]

goodnight, have a nice night

[honest elk]

In my country is evening

[lucid thunder]

How are you all doing?

[honest elk]

Bad

[old field]

chilling

[lucid thunder]

in mine too

[delicate rune]

chilling

[lucid thunder]

I'm from Brazil

[honest elk]

Im gonna go out and punch some kids and my little sister bye

[old field]

eh?

[lucid thunder]

oh my god

[old field]

good luck with your affairs

[lucid thunder]

PQP

[delicate rune]

anyone wanna play ?

[worn garden]

Guys what should i do to get the promo code

[hexed igloo]

it will be on their Instagram

[sour rover]

brokies about to have a field day with this one 😭

can already feel the cringe powerpoint transition montages with people having a temporary knife acting like pros smh

everyday i get closer to my decision of leaving this game

they already abandoned players like me

lol

reason to quit is not that

they have changed beyond what was supposed to be an acceptable limit

changed maps which were essentially perfect instead of just bringing in new maps

ruined the guns and their damage rates

brought in AI generated skins

i can see the appeal going down

you havent noticed?

that new val skin is ai generated

lol

the one with wolves

its in this bp

idr the name

dia de muertos

or sm

[steel cobalt]

Guys

How much does it takes for the knives case to reach his maximum price?

Like how much monthes

[neon lotus]

could be years

[steel cobalt]

Nah

[stray violet]

Hell yeah I'm entering this knivesgiving event

They said it's limited uses

I'm taking this temp knife away from these broke ahh slow ahh people

AND entering the giveaway

[twin cove]

How to join that event?

[runic vault]

Guys what did u think the price of the butterfly "arcane surge" will be in the market first come out?

[vapid turret]

Why does the new limited m4a1 have to be expensive

I aint paying 48$ on allat

[runic vault]

ST or normal one?

[vapid turret]

If there was a non st version I would've purchased it

[vapid turret]

Its only st

[runic vault]

ok

It's come with gold

[vapid turret]

Only 500 though

[runic vault]

nah it didn't worth it

buy it on market will be better

@vapid turret Btw what did u think the butterfly acrane surge?

[vapid turret]

Its a good skin

Very detailed

[vapid turret]

Would still be hella expensive

Just like m4a1 impact

[verbal imp]

Money.

[vapid turret]

That came with the 8 years bday

[runic vault]

How about the price when it's come out on the market?

[runic vault]

Fr

[chilly silo]

[vapid turret]

😔

[vapid turret]

I would say around 2k

[runic vault]

ok bro

[runic vault]

like gambit one?

[vapid turret]

Yeah

Maybe even nore expensive

Since spins usually up the price

[runic vault]

3k Gold is enough?

[vapid turret]

Possibly

Depends on demand

And rarity

[runic vault]

I don't wanna see like m9 moonstone

[runic vault]

Its rare. I don't see anybody play with that knife

They didn't upload the footage.

[vapid turret]

M9 are always expensive

And since its a white one it bumped up the value

And is also pattern based

[runic vault]

The butterfly Kumo is now expensive but back then it only cost 2k Gold🥀

[elder radish]

why is that m9 so expensive

it’s just white bro

[vapid turret]

People like white skins

And there isn't much white skins in the game

High demand for them

[runic vault]

look #📸│photos

real m9 bayonet

better than white

[devout bobcat]

say my name

[oblique portal]

Hello what knife should i get with 3500 gold?

[opaque root]

[still heron]

lemme see

[still heron]

gloves and butterfly gambit

[frosty steppe]

Mantis or M9

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[frosty steppe]

I’m 40 mission away from getting tactical box

Guess it will be expensive, because not many people may obtain it

[blissful laurel]

Sup

[versed vector]

im selling 4x biohazard ak, check #📸│photos for details or dm me!

[frigid quarry]

[mystic jasper]

noones joining ur squad

[blissful laurel]

🤔

Maybe

Maybe not

[frosty steppe]

Emoji spam

Cringe

[dense thistle]

[chilly silo]

[haughty seal]

That’s a mouse

[pale crest]

Zzz

[void bronze]

👨‍❤️‍👨

[chilly silo]

Nooo That’s a dinosaur 🦖

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

SleepyFish?

Nothing🤭

[cerulean marsh]

[mystic jasper]

blutuf

e

this chat so dead

[neat mauve]

Any promo?

[mystic jasper]

yesno

[cerulean marsh]

konekted

[mystic jasper]

ni

hao

yay another brainless teamate

[mystic jasper]

holy dead chat

[keen kettle]

Pls i need 100G. My balance is -77G

[mint meadow]

Dont refund then its ur own fault

Tryna scam standoff xd

[keen kettle]

I didn't refund

[mint meadow]

Only way to get - btw

[hollow axle]

any players?

compet or allies

[haughty seal]

Breh

[chilly silo]

[ruby basin]

buongiorno

I'm back

[pine flax]

I wanna marry

[potent ember]

Guys

[final citrus]

[potent ember]

Is there an market for gold like $=gold

[narrow otter]

Hi guys

[final citrus]

elo

[narrow otter]

Can you please standoff2 code

Please

[final citrus]

nope

[narrow otter]

Please

Psd chn

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

My standoff is kinda homeless

[final citrus]

am make it more homless

gimmme yo skins

[rich crow]

Mods ban him

[final citrus]

mods nuke him

[narrow otter]

Please code guys😭😭😭

[lunar chasm]

who made that pfp for u

[mint meadow]

Why?

[modest oriole]

yup full hack

[lunar chasm]

grass

[lunar chasm]

curious

[modest oriole]

@sudden dew

[mystic jasper]

anyone got good teamates for sale?

[modest oriole]

yoo ze

[lunar chasm]

sup

[mint meadow]

Friend

[dense spade]

every server before hitting a rank is full of hackers like that

[lunar chasm]

his tag ?

[modest oriole]

chillin just woke up wbu

[mint meadow]

Secret

[lunar chasm]

eating breakfast rn

[modest oriole]

im glad i didn't find any

[modest oriole]

same lmao

[lunar chasm]

💔

[modest oriole]

i also got fang knife

[lunar chasm]

butter and bread?

[modest oriole]

espresso and cigarettes

[dense spade]

i played 4 games rn and on every single game there were hackers

[lunar chasm]

crazy combo

[modest oriole]

my pocket and my wallet are homeless

[lunar chasm]

dont call them hackers

[dense spade]

5 now theres a killaura again

[modest oriole]

they have better gaming chair innit

[lunar chasm]

they have cool knifes

[lunar chasm]

how much ur breakfast costs

[dense spade]

why won't they just make a report channel on discord or website

even roblox games have a report channel if they have a discord

[modest oriole]

probably like 2.5usd not exactly

[cerulean marsh]

theres literally a website for it

for years

[modest oriole]

i don't know how to tell you that but its 5TND

my real currency

[lunar chasm]

@maiden glen this guy?

[modest oriole]

imma go suffer in so2

[lunar chasm]

dinar?

[modest oriole]

yup

[modest oriole]

Tunisian dinar

[dense spade]

theres only a guide on how to report in game

[frosty steppe]

I have studies yk

[cerulean marsh]

i cant send a link, here but ill send it in your dms, its ai bot, u can report anyone w video proof

mby its the same one u have

theres a chat icon bottom right

u report through that

[dense spade]

oh okay i found it

[mint meadow]

Maybe why do u care tho?

[tough meadow]

[lunar chasm]

asking

[mystic jasper]

cause yes

[tough meadow]

How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[mint meadow]

U got pheonix yet?

[languid glade]

I gold 3 good?

In allies

[mint meadow]

Not really

[languid glade]

:/

What rank are you

G8

0

[rich crow]

Silver 2

[languid glade]

Thats okay

[frosty steppe]

I need to get two more wins on Breeze to complete a mission on alt

[languid glade]

What is considered good rank in allies

[rugged trail]

Hi

[frosty steppe]

Who came up with an idea putting 10 games on Hanami?

That’s ridiculous

[rugged trail]

Why not

[frosty steppe]

Wdym why not?

[worn garden]

Finally

[rugged trail]

It's rather easy to do it

[mint meadow]

Like master+ id say

[frosty steppe]

I ain’t doing 10 games in ranked

[worn garden]

I'm good now

[frosty steppe]

*comp

[rugged trail]

It's not that bad dude

[worn garden]

Finally got mantis

[languid glade]

I was elite in allies last season but i lost my skill 🙁

[rugged trail]

🥲

[mint meadow]

Boosted*

[rugged trail]

Congratulations

[frosty steppe]

It is bad for me cuz I’m comp intolerant

[rugged trail]

Agree

[languid glade]

?

[frosty steppe]

I hate playing comp modes

[rugged trail]

I don't play anymore soon I don't care

[worn garden]

I was lucky and got it for 1350 the esicple

[mint meadow]

Buddy u dont go from elite go gold

[rich crow]

Legend

[worn garden]

Same because of bad teams

[rugged trail]

Noice dude !!!!

[worn garden]

Elite stuff good

[frosty steppe]

I just don’t like sweats

[rugged trail]

How's looking???

[languid glade]

I was playing with my cousin all time, hes worse than me. You can look at my profile if you want

[worn garden]

Ohh

[frosty steppe]

Casual modes are more for me

[worn garden]

Good it's best finally got my 3 knife

[mint meadow]

So u was probs being boosted xd

[worn garden]

Yall know what knifes I have?

[rugged trail]

Mantis?

What knife u have ???

[frosty steppe]

But unfortunately devs keep putting comp in missions

[worn garden]

I have 3 knife now guess

[frosty steppe]

And I have to do it

[languid glade]

How can we get boosted if hes worse than me, he was never even master

[worn garden]

There all more than 1k

[rugged trail]

Dunno

[worn garden]

Imma tell

[lunar chasm]

same

[rugged trail]

I'm poor

[lunar chasm]

weird quests

[mint meadow]

Buddy ur either boosted kr boosted no1 goes from elite to gold in 1 season

[worn garden]

It's m9 amber koi btf black widow and mantis

[cerulean marsh]

nearly every knife is more than 1k

[frosty steppe]

Mantis
M9
jKommando ig

[worn garden]

Yep

[rugged trail]

Oki doki

[lunar chasm]

like u gotta be 24h inside the game to complete all of them

[worn garden]

Not jkomando but butterfly

[lunar chasm]

scorpion, stiletto 💔🥀

[rugged trail]

Nah

[languid glade]

I was elite, then this season came, i had bad callibration and i cant really move from gold

[frosty steppe]

Dammit, I wanted to put butterfly

[mint meadow]

U deserve gold then lwk

[worn garden]

Yep it's good

[cerulean marsh]

how many matches did u have when u were elite

[rugged trail]

Jk , scorpion , kunay , kukry , dual etc

[frosty steppe]

I have two knifes on my main account, guess which

[rugged trail]

Are under 1k

[lunar chasm]

default

and scorpion

[worn garden]

Yep btw flip is good I tried but I bought mantis

[rugged trail]

The butter one

[frosty steppe]

🥀

[spring path]

anyone play on a emulator with 240+fps

[rugged trail]

I have that one too,

[cerulean marsh]

flip is underrated tbh

[mint meadow]

Tbff

[noble dagger]

[rugged trail]

It's sad that is kinda cheap

[worn garden]

Flip and kunai and jkomando is best for under 1k

[worn garden]

Wich

[rugged trail]

Agree

[mint meadow]

No bc playing on pc if u got 240 fps u just annoying go play cs2

[rugged trail]

Flip

[frosty steppe]

I got flip knife from space BP, but then sold, because it was boring for me

[spring path]

i dont

[worn garden]

Because people don't know the knife animation

[spring path]

thats the problem

[frosty steppe]

It’s lacking of animations

[worn garden]

Ohh it's good right

[rugged trail]

Eh, nah

[spring path]

and cs 2 so much cheater

so i dont play

[worn garden]

Yea

[spring path]

yea

[final citrus]

[spring path]

i dont like cs 2 no more

it used to be fun

[mint meadow]

Cry pc on standoff is lwk as bad as legit cheaters

[rugged trail]

Beside this last one ,I have each of every

[spring path]

ik lol

i used to get 40k a match in comp

[languid glade]

Ig

[languid glade]

36/14

[worn garden]

1 thing about people have good pc but play standoff is because skin and knifes cheap

[spring path]

yea true

[worn garden]

Ohh

[frosty steppe]

My take is pc players shouldn’t be allowed in SO2, or be separated from mobile/pad players

[languid glade]

Agree

[spring path]

i agree

[rugged trail]

Agreee

[spring path]

i do

[final citrus]

rich give me gold

[spring path]

but i hope doesnt happen

cuz im pc player

[rich crow]

Womp womp

[mint meadow]

Pc players should just not be able to play standoff at all

[rugged trail]

Yeah mantis I don't have, I wanted to buy it but meh

[languid glade]

Its not that bad its fun

[spring path]

seperated is good enough man

calm down

[worn garden]

Buy it's good

[mint meadow]

Fun for pc players

[final citrus]

they werent allowed but to many pc player so now they are allowed

[rugged trail]

Nah u rich , pls 500k gold tomorrow

[spring path]

but depending on your rank skill lvl will be same no?

[cerulean marsh]

i meaaan, cs2 is free

[spring path]

so much cheater

[mint meadow]

Frrr

[spring path]

i dont play trhat

[languid glade]

With like 60% cheaters rn

[final citrus]

my inv aint eveb 10% of that

[spring path]

ik

[mint meadow]

Play faceit then there isnt as much cheaters there

[rugged trail]

Same

[frosty steppe]

I mean that’s fair, but I used to play C-OPS on PC back in 2016 and I was sad when devs announced there won’t be PC version anymore

[final citrus]

lies

[rugged trail]

500k gold worth

Nah

[final citrus]

defo

[tough meadow]

a solution would be to have axlebolt make their own emulator and let emulator players only play against each other. This is what pubg mobile did. But so2 isn't big enough to waste resources on that

[final citrus]

50k plus

[rugged trail]

I asked Mariha to give me gold

100k

[frosty steppe]

CODM has the same feature

[final citrus]

one of the devs said they might do that

[mint meadow]

But thinking about it everyone would be happier

[languid glade]

Yea but so2 is a mobile game, its not made in any way to play on pc

[frosty steppe]

They don’t allow emulator/controller players match against mobile players

[rugged trail]

She said that she will give away that amount in prizes

[final citrus]

so give me 501k

[rugged trail]

Who wants 10G

[mint meadow]

10g is nothing in 2025

[rugged trail]

Tell that to chan

[tough meadow]

I have a hackathon coming up, the prize is roughly 1k usd. If I win imma treat myself with a st akr treasure hunter

[rugged trail]

He's a millionaire rn

[final citrus]

nah am asking ypu

[languid glade]

Im games like Arena breakout mobile if you try using emolator they just ban your account and dont let you play

[mint meadow]

Buy me a knife if u win:)

[languid glade]

I got banned like that

[rugged trail]

No baby, I'm poor

[final citrus]

[frosty steppe]

Ghost ping?

[rich crow]

Akr treasure hunter worst skin

[final citrus]

whats a hackathon

[rugged trail]

Better 2y

[mint meadow]

Nah it can match

[rugged trail]

Adding more cheats in so2

[tough meadow]

a coding competition basically

[frosty steppe]

I want to get mantis

Cuz Karmabit is disappointing

[final citrus]

:0 you coder

[rugged trail]

Buy it

[final citrus]

:00000000

[frosty steppe]

May do when knife crates raise in price

[rugged trail]

Alex

U rich

[lunar chasm]

someone gets it

even Tiger is better

[rugged trail]

Ahhh

Okkkk

[frosty steppe]

I like AKR necromancer

[rugged trail]

[frosty steppe]

It’s somewhat cheap and good looking

[lunar chasm]

c-ops is having pc version again

[rugged trail]

Carbon better

[frosty steppe]

Yes, but it’s not C-OPS I used to know and love anymore

They ruined everything

[lunar chasm]

u mean it shouldnt be a multi platform

[rugged trail]

That's funy

[lunar chasm]

pc players should have their own servers

[rich crow]

You can just connect keyboard and mouse now, the purpose of banning emulators is gone

[frosty steppe]

Smol screen

And input lag

[rich crow]

Still playable

[rugged trail]

Noob

[final citrus]

am broke

i lost 50% of my inv

go away

[lunar chasm]

if only i bought carbon when it was 5g only

[rich crow]

[frosty steppe]

I have carbon

I unboxed it from crate

Now it’s 70G

[rich crow]

Scale better

[rugged trail]

Why

[frosty steppe]

I have 354 empire crates :3

[rugged trail]

🐊 🥲 🥲 🥲 🥲

[rugged trail]

Damn

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

What u do

Sell them ?

[frosty steppe]

Yeah, I want them to raise in price first

But it doesn’t seem to

If I knew sharp crates going to be sellable, I wouldn’t have sold them

I have only 15 of them unfortunately

I learnt my lesson and purchased empire ones

Their worth is over 1k gold probably

[lunar chasm]

its 70g now dawg

[dense spade]

if I have 4 cheaters in one game which one am i supposed to report #📸│photos

[rugged trail]

Damn

[lunar chasm]

yea im saving 10k coins to buy whatever crate is getting removed next

[rugged trail]

I brought it a while ago

[lunar chasm]

sell it for 50g to me

[tough meadow]

How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[dense spade]

okay I know but if the bot asks me for their ID can I put every cheater's id from the video?

[wraith thorn]

with proof

yes

[rugged trail]

Nah

[pale crest]

Zzz

[wraith thorn]

hmm

[blissful laurel]

👋

[final citrus]

[blissful laurel]

👋

[wraith thorn]

Hey Semy, I made some chips... they are in the fridge rn ||they got all soggy in there|| if you want them

[rugged trail]

Nah , my bad , i don't have it , I have necro, storm, dragon, the red one and vermilion

[final citrus]

richhhhh

[wraith thorn]

nevermind... I'll eat my stupid soggy chips all on my own

[rugged trail]

Hey sup

I take them

[wraith thorn]

thankies

[rugged trail]

Shush

[rich crow]

Does the damage really that accurate? I am enter training mode and test the damage. It just straight up weird.

[final citrus]

give4 me gold

and ill pay you with

bullyinh

[rugged trail]

Hi

[wraith thorn]

I thought your'e gonna say friendship

[final citrus]

an that

and that too

[wraith thorn]

nice

I might get back in January... this month is feeling slow af

[final citrus]

gonna depsawn again for 2 months

[wraith thorn]

lol... I have 2 months rn already

about to be 4 later after december

Then I'm probably gonna grind for that 2026 Arcane badge

[final citrus]

next time isee you am be grandpa

[rugged trail]

Ofc dude

[wraith thorn]

[wraith thorn]

yay

[rich crow]

You're*

[wraith thorn]

so scary...

[tough meadow]

I have never reported multiple players at once so not sure. But it should be fine. If they reject it, you can just make one report for every player

[wraith thorn]

This chat is sponsored by Grammarly

[rich crow]

Grammarly*

[final citrus]

perfect for me

[wraith thorn]

too late haha

[final citrus]

i got pe4rfect spelling and grammaer

grammar

[tough meadow]

it works but not all the time and it's slow. The in-site report is much better

[rich crow]

Grammar*

[wraith thorn]

yeah yeah, sure you do

[final citrus]

am never wrong

and never right

[wraith thorn]

✨

[final citrus]

nods ban him

mods

[wraith thorn]

you are always right

[rich crow]

Nods

[lunar chasm]

im nod

[wraith thorn]

Mods*

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[wraith thorn]

damn...

[lunar chasm]

thats what arabs do too

[wraith thorn]

fck fck... this keaybdasp ... ahhhhdshj

keyboardahhhh

lol'

[rich crow]

Xd

[final citrus]

:/

[lunar chasm]

coming like what

[rugged trail]

I have to go , bay

[wraith thorn]

ok, you take care, was nice seeing you again

[final citrus]

am always scared typing here always get muted for tezting to fast

[lunar chasm]

ts server was damn strict

[rugged trail]

Same same dude , my dm is always open for u

[lunar chasm]

back then u couldn't type "stupid dumb, damn"

[hexed igloo]

you ever had that moment where you couldnt hold your piss' but you are hard as a rock

[wraith thorn]

one day you will master the technique handed down by... uhhh... I forgot...

[wraith thorn]

thanks

[lunar chasm]

or ur liver lowkey hard as hell and u cant breathe

[wraith thorn]

dwayne johnson style

yeah i know that one

[final citrus]

[lunar chasm]

i mean kidneys

[final citrus]

Was? Still is 😭

[lunar chasm]

idk prob kidneys or liver

[final citrus]

Type to fast you cooked

[hexed igloo]

this or sperm' cramp

[lunar chasm]

they get hard when i wake up

[lunar chasm]

wtf is ts

[hexed igloo]

you never had one?

[lunar chasm]

where u get the pain?

[hexed igloo]

like under your balls

[rich crow]

Anything but standoff

[wraith thorn]

saying ahh and you get cooked for staff breakfast

[lunar chasm]

only when i get kicked

[hexed igloo]

not directly on the ball

behind the ball under your ass'

[wraith thorn]

uhm uhh

yeah ik what you mean but why pain there?

I have never had pain there yet...

[lunar chasm]

like in the abdomen?

[rich crow]

[blissful mauve]

Bah

Beh bi bo bu

[hexed igloo]

no

[lunar chasm]

then i never had it

[hexed igloo]

ah idk how to explain it

if you never experienced it, then prepare

cause it hurts

[dense thistle]

[modest oriole]

this game is making me suffer

on god

0 skills 0 braincells 0 game sens teammates

vs the most hand holding most boyfriend camping toxic sweats

[wraith thorn]

what you are talking about is what you call the perineum

Me personally had never had pain there before

chat literally died

[mint ridge]

with this conversation I would aswell.

[wraith thorn]

lol

true...

[lunar chasm]

i broke my femur and the doctor didn't use anesthesia to remove the surgical pin so i think i can survive it

[wraith thorn]

oof ouchy

[mint ridge]

bro met scp-106.

[lunar chasm]

i was damn young

[lunar chasm]

get a teammate

[wraith thorn]

If you weren't you would have punched the doctor probably

[mint ridge]

get a boyfriend*

[hexed igloo]

i mean you will survive it

its more like endure

[mint ridge]

zani if it needs cracking I can crack it.

[lunar chasm]

literally was gonna do it

[hexed igloo]

adren have you ever had a sperm' cramp at work

[wraith thorn]

How do you get these????

[mint ridge]

yes.

[hexed igloo]

Maturity

[wraith thorn]

damn...

[tough meadow]

I had a hole in my throat to help me breathe after my accident. The hole was stitched up by an old nurse with no anesthesia. It was painful to say the least

I couldn't really scream because all the air went out of the hole

[wraith thorn]

This is nightmare fuel 💀

[lunar chasm]

screaming removes 10% of pain, so u prob felt all of it

[wraith thorn]

I also hate it when the doctor overdoses you with medicine sometimes cause they forgot to check your health status...

[lunar chasm]

i wanna be immature then

[pine steppe]

Is there a person who I can send the video of cheater cuz the report in game doesn't really work

[rugged trail]

👀 , how u do that?

[rich crow]

Help standoff 2 website

[lunar chasm]

use ``

Gurt

[rugged trail]

"Hi"

[pine steppe]

Thanks

[worn garden]

"Hi"

[lunar chasm]

🥀

[rugged trail]

" hi "

[lunar chasm]

Hi

[worn garden]

Not working

[worn garden]

How

[rich crow]

noobs

[rugged trail]

YES

[rugged trail]

Ohhhh

[tough meadow]

How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[lunar chasm]

||Why did u click||

[rugged trail]

Not these " ... these `

Twice

[worn garden]

Ok

[wraith thorn]

three of them

[rugged trail]

...

2

[wraith thorn]

beginning and end

[worn garden]

''Hi''

[rugged trail]

Yes

[worn garden]

Not work

[lunar chasm]

\ \

\

[rugged trail]

Noooo

[lunar chasm]

\u\

[rugged trail]

u

[lunar chasm]

\ 🤔

[rugged trail]

With one ia working took

[worn garden]

hi

[rugged trail]

`

[worn garden]

Now working

[rugged trail]

Cong

[wraith thorn]

well done

[lunar chasm]

boo

[worn garden]

r1vex

[lunar chasm]

Boo

[worn garden]

r1vex

[wraith thorn]

just don't overuse it alr

[worn garden]

Only work in discord

[lunar chasm]

forgot how to make invisible text

--j--

[pine steppe]

Cant send them the video they have some "issues"

[worn garden]

@wind pumice what should I do

[pine steppe]

They are so enjoying the money they get on skins ,but never fixing the game

[hexed igloo]

a

[rich crow]

[wraith thorn]

the marketplace is what crashes the servers... from what I've heard...

[hexed igloo]

how much is the paw crate now

[wraith thorn]

they should honestly make the marketplace like a application alone

[pine steppe]

Yes

And make the servers working again

[wraith thorn]

yeah

[pine steppe]

I spent over 200 on the game and it's even worse than it was

[wraith thorn]

I feel ya

[pine steppe]

I just regret it all

[rich crow]

The game's future depend on how well they going to make the remastered

If its bad the game gonna die

[pine steppe]

The game is not far away from dying

[wraith thorn]

That's why I'm using my savings on parts for my pc instead... however... I'm still gonna buy some skins inbetween later on

[hexed igloo]

They haven't gone to cash grabbing route yet, it should be in good hands

[dreamy pumice]

Hello

[rich crow]

Pay 2€ to plant the bomb

[wraith thorn]

yes, hopefully one of the employees don't get a taste of that yet... I don't think it would happen tho

[mint meadow]

/hi/

How do u do it?

/hi\

[hexed igloo]

Have you guys seen the new PvZ replanted?

[rich crow]

. message.

[mint meadow]

.hi.

[wraith thorn]

they made a new plants vs zombies?!

[mint meadow]

Howwww

.Hello.

[rich crow]

Pvz 1 on top

[mint meadow]

:/

[rich crow]

``

[mint meadow]

How

Ohh

"Hi"

:/

[rich crow]

`

[mint meadow]

hi

Ohhhh

Thx

🙁

[wraith thorn]

now bro gonna spam it!!!

[rich crow]

What's y'all fav knife

[mint meadow]

i would never

[hexed igloo]

They done nothing apart of adding a little more content and "upscaling the graphic (its ai upscaled (lazy))" and it cost more than Silksong

[wraith thorn]

irl or in game?

[mint meadow]

We fr rn?

[pine steppe]

M9

B

[wraith thorn]

more than what silkson costs for a PvZ... 🥱

[rich crow]

Damascus right?

[tough meadow]

[mint meadow]

M9 lowk most popular but probs the best aswell lwk

[wraith thorn]

It better be good then but as you say nothing too impressive...

does it atleast come with a good story?

[pine steppe]

I have the digital burst one it's not bad I like the pull out animation

[mint meadow]

Frr

[tough meadow]

m9 is not for me. It just looks lke a regular irl knife. What's the fun in that. The animations aren't too good either

[blissful mauve]

5th account ?

[hexed igloo]

it's a pretty EA move
also none of the original creator of PVZ was involved in that project, only credited for their original game

[mint meadow]

The pull out and hit is what carries

Animation ahh

[wraith thorn]

OH... oh... yeah I'm not getting it then

[pine steppe]

Without that pull knife would be rated same as the small one idk the name

[mint meadow]

Scorpion?

[pine steppe]

Yes

[rich crow]

Good

[pine steppe]

If I get that from pass Imma quit the game

[hexed igloo]

Do you know that chinese PvZ mod called Fusion? PvZ 3 now goes that route
they literally stole a fangame idea

[wraith thorn]

Scorpion is pretty well, actually underrated tbh if you can get a good combination with it

[rich crow]

I like starfall

[mint meadow]

Scorpion honestly aint that bad but skins are mostly baf

Bad*

[sly escarp]

I love scorpion

[sly escarp]

Do t talk about my scorpion cold flame like that😡

[mint meadow]

Scorpion>kukri

[mint meadow]

Red is the only good pne id say

[wraith thorn]

Just as we thought that there could be new GOTY games, they make these... awww man, 2026 better be a good start for new games

[rich crow]

Chess 2 when

[pine steppe]

Mantis posion gonna be the most expensive knife from the case in the pass

[mint meadow]

What could be a update about chess

[wraith thorn]

Otherwise I'm just gonna hop on arc raiders in 2026

[mint meadow]

King.2?

[hexed igloo]

pvz 3 is not looking great, this is the 3rd year and 3rd playtest when they first announced it

[rich crow]

Black pieces start

[mint meadow]

Nah they to fast

[rich crow]

Ngl we need a queen nerf in chess

[wraith thorn]

I think they should go back to the original art style of game... but make good DLCs

[pine steppe]

Don't sleep while it's daytime

[hexed igloo]

they always refused to work with the original art director of that game, even when he insist himself

[wraith thorn]

They should focus more on DLCs rather than call it a standalone game... pretty much like what Borderlands the presequel was...

[hexed igloo]

lol

[wraith thorn]

stupid corporate greed

[rich crow]

Make your own pvz

[wraith thorn]

yes without the help of AI lol

[rich crow]

Call it plants vs emulators

[wraith thorn]

lmao what... nahhhh

[hexed igloo]

real

[wraith thorn]

they could never, unless... NAMELESS
I don't need it... I don't need it
I neeeeeeed it!!!

Pretty much as in almost every game called gambling

[rich crow]

[wraith thorn]

But the gamblers love it very much

ohnepixel gonna open 10000 cases after this comment just watch

[rich crow]

Arcane arcane Arcane!!!

[wraith thorn]

lol

[rich crow]

Pls add case hardened skins

[wraith thorn]

lmao, he would actually do it if he knows about this game probably

[hexed igloo]

he will find out

soon enough

[wraith thorn]

yes

[hexed igloo]

Anomaly and Nadeking already made content about it

[rich crow]

Not worth it theres few skins that have good rare patterns

[wraith thorn]

I have to watch it, Anomaly one of my fav

[fathom prairie]

Sugeti Pula 😉

[noble radish]

What region has the most players?

[wraith thorn]

Probably Russia

[hexed igloo]

Anomaly didn't really show much honestly lol
Nadeking was in his like mirage in different games video if im not wrong

cs pro players play it too

[sour python]

[wraith thorn]

Ah ok, then I'll give NadeKing a watch again, haven't watched these in a long time, but it's pretty nice seeing how they gamble for something then go crazy as soon as they find a rare but spend more on opening the cases alone

[wraith thorn]

fr

Trading away skins is the worst nigthmare especially if it's like a rare skin

skin craft is also like crazy lmao

[devout bobcat]

I gave a frog to my mom

[tough meadow]

[wraith thorn]

Oh hey

[wind pumice]

I got pinged

Wha

Hallo guys

Someone got MUTED

[wraith thorn]

I wonder

[wind pumice]

If uk

[rich crow]

I wonder

[wind pumice]

What it means

What it means

[devout bobcat]

iamgine

[wind pumice]

Breh

[rich crow]

@sudden dew

[wind pumice]

Wsg buys

[wraith thorn]

dooohdooohdooh

[wind pumice]

Guys

[wraith thorn]

say hi to YT

imagine

[devout bobcat]

Screw you YT

[rich crow]

Hi in general

[devout bobcat]

And the entire Google

[wraith thorn]

fr, them Sora Disney AI shorts are getting out of hand

[devout bobcat]

Microsoft included for driving away average consumers from buying RAM sticks

[wraith thorn]

I'm surprised Sora isn't banned yet lol

[devout bobcat]

The vicious cycle they created

[wraith thorn]

yeah, ram stick prices have skyrocketed like crazy... just when I was building a new pc again...

screw AI, they raised ram prices

[rich crow]

Imagine if there was a garage in T spawn on Sandstone and it contained a Bugatti. I would run over the opponents in matchmaking. 🚗

[wraith thorn]

for now

[devout bobcat]

Investing billions in AI = more RAM needed for AI = RAM price increases = console becomes expensive

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[wraith thorn]

wait till they have the remove filter of Sora subscription...

[wraith thorn]

ahhhhhh.... I want to cry... got to wait till April or so next year before the prices starts to show better results again

DDR5 is insanely expensive now...

[hexed igloo]

There are a lot AI more powerful than sora in terms of logical understanding and imagery, and it's fully uncensored

Though sora is more a bundle, which is impressive on its own

[wraith thorn]

yeah... and I know what type of people use them...

[devout bobcat]

The reason why I wanted to get a PC now

It’s gonna keep going up

[wraith thorn]

Am4 is still a solid platform

so there is still a budget to work inside of

lol

[hexed igloo]

Hell, you don't even need to use software to use this powerful model
Gemini 3 is free and it's times better, it's almost close to AGI at this point

[devout bobcat]

But my wish was straight up denied by my dad, telling me to wait next semester (I don’t think he is aware of PC marketplace rn)

[tough meadow]

gemini 3 mentioned let's go

quite literally the best ai atm

[rich crow]

Gemini pro was free for a year for students

The offer expired I think

[devout bobcat]

But can it fix my attendance

[tough meadow]

you can use it for free with some limits in google ai studio

[hexed igloo]

I've been using Gemini 3 to help with my essay and holy the research it pulls off are amazing, I got some godlike informations for my studies

[wraith thorn]

oh boi... I can't imagine what's coming up next... my next IT job will be me installing the systems... and making sure AI doesn't act freaky

[tough meadow]

1 million token context

[hexed igloo]

I've been speculating it before, when Google dropped their VEO model I know the game is over

[tough meadow]

fr. OpenAI might've had a head start, but google is too big and too rich to lose the ai race

[rich crow]

Google nub

[hexed igloo]

Not only they are rich, They own THE LARGEST Library

[rich crow]

I make my own ai and host it home

[wraith thorn]

Yeah that sucks when it happens, also next year is the year where allot of people will get scammed if they don't know how to even look at trusted sellers

[tough meadow]

true, they own the internet

[wraith thorn]

there is always the APU route...

[hexed igloo]

They own YouTube and Photos, hell Chrome is part of this mess too

have you seen what gemini image generation can pull off?

and FOR FREE?

[wraith thorn]

however I'd still get a GPU instead of staying with a APU the whole time

[wraith thorn]

yeah we are cooked

[rich crow]

Don't use google

[hexed igloo]

It's been done

[wraith thorn]

I still use copilot mostly cause it's actually still good to higlight informations needed

[tough meadow]

copilot is just nerfed openai models

[wraith thorn]

I prefer to use AI for only certain needs, no need to go overkill

And then there is Cortana but we never talk about her lmao

[hexed igloo]

I instantly delete cortana first I installed windows

[rich crow]

And edge

[wraith thorn]

like building a pc that have good iGPU

ryzen have very good iGPU at insane budgets

[hexed igloo]

it's true

Ryzen has been on the lead now

[wraith thorn]

I still have a ryzen 5 3400G sitting next to me

still doing good with some games

720P at low, it can handle some modern games if we have to be realistic here

[rich crow]

If it can run chess its enough

Or minesweeper

[wraith thorn]

lol

Cyberpunk funnily enough could run on the one I have, but at what... like 30 fps lmao at low 720p with fsr

[noble radish]

You guys gamers?

[wraith thorn]

I still find it funny to work on this old iGPU

[rich crow]

Run it 800x600

[wraith thorn]

Vega 11 has surpassed my expectations tbh

[tough meadow]

no this is a server about knitting

[wraith thorn]

it's on par with a gt1030 realistically

[hexed igloo]

i can run 45fps at 1080 ultra + fsr

[rich crow]

[wraith thorn]

with a iGPU?

[hexed igloo]

of course not lol

[wraith thorn]

the new ones can yeah

[wraith thorn]

ah good

[hexed igloo]

I mean yeah the newer integrated are quite insane

[wraith thorn]

I still plan on getting the rtx3080 tho, but ghad dhamn, 108 dollars for shipping hell nah

[hexed igloo]

We might start entering where NPU will go mainstream

[wraith thorn]

yeah

[noble radish]

Whats that suppose to mean?

[rich crow]

[wraith thorn]

maybe I should go for a rtx4080 instead

If I find a good seller that is

[rich crow]

Get 5090

[wraith thorn]

sure...

[hexed igloo]

108 for shipping? 😭

ts' goes on a cargo or what

[wraith thorn]

yeah... it's crazy

[wraith thorn]

plane funnily enough

idk, the 5090 is maybe overkill for my Ryzen 7 5700x...

and not the x3d version

just the regular x

but the 4080 will do

[hexed igloo]

Bottleneck hell

[rich crow]

Nub

[wraith thorn]

I want to go AM5 but everything is out of my budget lol

[hexed igloo]

I'm like considering 5060
but the price is too high for import

[wraith thorn]

8gb vram... I mean it's still relevant

[rich crow]

Its enough for 1080p gaming

[hexed igloo]

There is this funny benchmark i found
they tested the 5060 on Blender 5.0 with OPTIX
the Mobile 5060 does it better than the desktop 5060 lmao

idk if thats a mistake or not

[wraith thorn]

could be a mistake but who knows... maybe they overclocked the hell out of it lol

[hexed igloo]

yeah thats true too