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Better devices

Anyone wanna play defuse?
Bro misspelt violence
Yeah I figured
any way @blissful laurel is your name pronounced lost skill or losts kill
Any one wanna 1v1 or duo
Lost
Skill
oh okay ko
Defuse anyone?
Bro just going through all the modes until someone wants to play
All the Europeans are asleep

I'm american
Yeah
Lf English duo
Iām europeas
But most people here are European
i feel for your lost
Is it bc noone plays na?
Russia or east eu
Alr
Iām a European š„
What is
Geography?
xd
That's like next to Florida right?
Me to
It's like right there

ye its like 3 footballās away
Nah its america


Be proud
-_-

Yes
120fps or 90fps for ios
Are we dead ah
Hey fellas when is syndicate coming out
I heard it's this weekend so I'd like clarification
Prolly next update
Like in Decemberš«©
Idk whenever they update
Does it affect ping?
No
Yk I love this game I've been playing it for 2 years and I usually like the updates but whenever they don't do those number seasons I just don't see why they take so long
Is axlebolt understaffed?
In that case I kinda understand but they have a huge fanbase
Huge fan base? This game dead asl
There's atleast 50 million-ish active players which is still 5 times or more the amount of my countries population
There's no way it's THAT dead
4 mil active monthly
Decreased by 39.9%
bro just throwing numbers out with no intel
I was guessing because of the play store listing 100 million players
So I thought halfing was rational
Total that have bought the game
Probably yeah
Alr
Better servers, more maps, no more 20% commission they donāt need it
add trading
Iād say 12% not bad
Better rng with boxes
Bc that shit donāt feel random or percent based at all
and take out the limited time skins they added in like what was it kitsune? I hate those if your gonna give shit skins out of those boxes anyway at least make it permanent skins
Yesss
I HATE temporary skins
Except knives but that's because I'm broke
So I'm a little biased
Exactly
The knife codes are nice
how many fps would i have on a ip14
Pro max ?
pro
90
pro max gives 120 I have 13 pro max
Iām getting a rog soon
Yes
nice
185fps
@rich crow
how many hz
185
There one that has 240 but idk anyone that has it for reference like I do with rog so imma just get a rog
You got some?
Want 1 vs 1 for fun?
I have my own knives
Hey guys I have 120hz on my Motorola g54 and Im using that much yet on standoff I only have 60,can anybody give me tips?
And please don't be sarcastic reddit "humans" and say skill issue
turn off power save ing modde
Oh okey:3
I did
try lowering ur graphics
Alr
Why canāt ?
Yeah unless I click on the chat button when it rises and then goes down to 60 if go back
Goes to up 120 when I do
Makes sense
cuz ur staying in one place
o and go to settings to apps standoff and set no restriction on battey performance
cuz it will take more battery but it will go beter

im soo poor does anybody have a promocode ?
no
aw mann
I donāt think there are some promo codes that are not very public
Sup
If there is a promo code, itās either very temporary and posted on their social media channels, or it is a limited use promo code that is also given in social media
There used to giveaway promo codes like 3-4 years ago but i dont see it happen anymore
yeah
Hai mi pookie bear
It dropped somehow
Damn thatās a tuff name
I'll try
Are you a man
I forgot to mention I get fps drops
idk
DzieÅ dobry poproszÄ póŠkilo arbuza
nie mówiÄ po polsku
I played tdm today and me and a Japanese dude destroyed the enemy team with 48 to 13 and 44 to 11
Whatās the amount of kills u usually get in tdm if youāre just playing chill?
Hm nice what weapon do you use?
Like on village ill get 40 easy but in training outside maybe 30
Oh ok me too
Lol
@rich crow how much hours do you have?
i cant if i see the whole enemy team in A and my team is in B
Do u have other accounts or just this one u play
+i get jumpscared more than in horror films
They have a plan, you jus donāt understand it
who?
Did you know uou can get on the roof through the window?
Nice
My opponents or my teamates
AND ONLY RUSSIANS
I have like 1000 but this acc i play on i have 575 hours
Ur team
My teamates are russiansš
š
I mean, itās a Russian game
TO MANY
I wouldnt be mad if i got decent russians
They dumb, bad
And they somehow are lv 100
š
Idk
is s1mple actualy playing standoff
I think it means experience :D
yeah
Cause like you know that 2 of the houses have the staircase with the thing on the edge you can jump on, and on the other two uou can actually go up the staircase, then turn 180 degrees and junp out the window and if you time it well you land on the other roof of the next house
sigma boi
š„ š sigma boi in 2025
yeah
does s1mple play standoff
Idk probably not
chatgbt said no
Hes got better things to do Ig
After all hes a cs 2 pro
Thatās me trying counterblox
yeah
Nah bro u just didnāt encounter the real pros of counterblox
They have complex instead of simple
They have boink instead of donk
Exactly
bro why can t i put an image
Is it your selfie
nu
want?
cuz imma not give u one
blud tryna rizz me up
Ask me something
I have all the knowledge
He tried to send a link maybe thatās why
To watch Cocomelon and wait for GTA6
There isnāt a purpose in life, you just have it so do whatever you want
U just are, itās your choice if u wanna find a point or if you just wanna live and do what you want
A purpose is a human made thing
what the name of mods here
none of them are on rn
Sebastiano
@fleet drum

Good night guys :)
nah woke up
Bro woke up in the Standoff2 discord server
who
You
asks
š
why u crying vro
You got me hard
Yo anyone online rn that got access to axlebolt fr
hell nah
Like in a joke
Im actually gonna cry bro syndicate battle pass aint on marketš«„ I cant wait anym
Whats wrong with
"You got me hard"
š„š„
It's weird?
u need jesus vro
I don't get it
how old r u
When we can buy a new skin of the Syndicate season ?
i think its tommorow vro
its definelty tommorow or monday MAX
They dont do updates on monday
?
Only weekends
Its not an updtae
its now in my sever
They bring battlepasses to market on holidays
u can just log in normally
So its just next week nowš«„
newgens
Nope Im not
ur 12
WHAT?
no ban for ts(i dont want you to but) and when i put 4 of the same emoji

nvm
ni
no
yeah sure
can i have
vro what
you're a kid
yes
P90 cold lead my user is pebblikediddy
crazy work
i've lost every rank game i played today
peak
ill carry u whats ur id
Average so2 experience fr
I went up to gold yesterday and I just been losing non stop all day..
U cant play ranked if ur a higher ranked then them
i have smurf
Oh yeah
Guys do you think the case from syndicate with the tanto in it will be expensive ?
Frgot abt smurfs
Hi, does anyone have gold in Standoff 2? I would like to buy it from you but with a discount.
59461193
u got tanto?
ive been playing so2 since they released ts dont think idk that
šš
Nah just a 100 of that cases and want to sell
nvm im not buying ur p90 ur ahh
i got kunai and the arcane sticker so im not TOO bothered whether i get much but im hoping i get something decent iut of them
cuz of his rank he cant get a p90šš
Ill do it for anything fr i got sum st
smdš„
emc
Wya
In my invetory
Nah bro without this guys you will find good mates
how does he not get muted?
@keen sparrow syfmypmo
Fr
So2 its make by Putin i just can prove it ( if i get ban its real)
BRO YOU'RE A KID
anyone wanna play ranked?
me?
Nah im just stupid But you can blame me for that
yes
youre not s2pid youre just kid
Age?
damn
jk vro youre a pro<3
youre 12
Add 5 and you got it
R u gonna buy anything from me or not ill send i a ss of my inventory
17 amd get a job, hes a kid
send a ss
bro what???
dont mind him hes re tard
Nah u just say lmao and you say il the kid
huh
Check dm
fix your words vro
Im not english
youre not a language youre a person
Huh
U aint allowed to sell no?
thats why ur still a kid
Im back
Idk im still not banned
I got the milk
thats the trashest inventory ive ever seen
dad?
I sold sm stuff bruh just choose sum
Uas
Sell for like 900-850
bro your inventory is max 5gold
š„š„š„
For multiple things
lame ahh joke thats not popular anymore
I have Karambeet bald
corny
stop that corny shi syfmvro
If u got a karambit i got mimicry
I only did it because the new jokes are dogshi
youre corny
just dont speak
Oh my god Im so offended
youre bio is " why so serious"
Dark humor kid fs
vrošš
Good job on spotting that
these kids are so corny
what u mean buddy youre a child
Why am I a child
no one gaf bout you
Uhm ok
can u just shut up no one wants u here
Did u just ping me to say that or like did you have something more
corny ahh ninja
na silver servers are dead?
silver in 2025š
Bro I think u should just calm down and drink some water
yeah bro real shi
aint my fault big bro
I'm tryinggggggg
Play russian servers
shut up youre noob
Oml Id be master if i had decent teamates
Oh ok so u just decided to shit on everyone
i play france/netherlands
i reached master from gold 1 with worst teammates
u play russian server? @sick mica
so what bozo
Its hard playing against kids that are actually teaming and can speak to eachother and my teamate jus be licking windows
Only in comp
But i dont even play comp like that
russian is the easiest server in standoff 2
Its boring
Idk maybe you should talk to someone instead of trying to roast someone on discord
you can reach bronze to legend if ur decent with good ping
Or like, go outside
srs?
Dazzle I think you are missing the fact that we are all collectively giggling rn
why crying
vro youre mad dont talk about laughter
Who wanr play
Youāre NOT Packgodš š„
packgod fell off,u still watch that what a kid
Alright guys
I play on smurf 100% win , join
Time for a 5k gold giveaway
Well spotted, Dazzle
First one to give me @hexed igloo's home address gets 5k gold
nogaf
Itās in Shiganshina
Keep your gold
bro is not himš
What does that even have to do with what he said
Itās like u guys ragebaiters arenāt even trying anymore
youre too slow to understand
u cant even comprehend with what im saying LMAOOO
its aight lil vro you'll understand when you get older
I call that autism on your sideā¦
nice grammar lil vro
What did I spell wrong hm?
i dont play standoff 2
VRO U SERIOUS?
K
love you vroā„ļø
wrong grammar does not mean worng spelling lil vrošš
What did I say wrong then?
go to school or sum your losing brain cells
Im losing them just by speaking with uā¤ļø
DAMN
its cause u can't understand
How do you know so many languages
u have a new born iq
im genius
Itās cause you canāt explain
why do i need to explain such thing for a COMMON SENSE
its like im talking to a 6 year old bruhšš
Maybe because youāve got autism?
why is it hard for u to understand
nice grammar again lil vroš
nah vro im done witchu
Understand what
Where are you from
you got problems
my house
idgaf
yeah understandable
Seems like you do if youāre still speaking
@fleet drum
Let me guess, itās an insult?
Gng ts game trolling Me. Just opened frag case and it literaly was stopped at nameless frag and then last second rolled over to rare frag....
Oh yea itās different from cs, here the items always pass by
I see
Maybe even if you look at a skin before opening, theres a slightly higher chance of that skin passing by, but not of it actually dropping
Ngl i ussualy see atleast 1 arcane
But never get it
Thats how its suposed to be in this game
Spend cash to get skins, luck doesnt exist
You can check the drop chances
Theyāre legit, but they like to tease you with the good skins and then give u other ones
Tell me
M9 bayonet or butterfly?
#šøāphotos just packed my fav ak skin and is temporary š
Def m9 even tho it dosent have a good inspection but btf feels cheap
on god why is this the 1st thing i see
@winter cove I'm back to gold now lmao
wait @final citrus is that you
who?
Yo i hate everyone
Its finally match point
And ofc my teamates just starts playing like hellen keller
Im never playing allies without a teamate again
I went 15-6
Hey, can someone donate 6 gold to me? I was trying to withdraw from ggstandoff but I have 0 gold. Anyone who can help, even with less, I would be very grateful.
And my teamate went 8-8
how do we donate gold??
I will list a weapon for the price of 6 gold.
wait did i miss a chapter or 2 cuz i donāt remember a pebble uchiha
i see\
on gofers
Can you help me?
ā
OK thanks
Sell my knife and get other stuff cuz everything will be cheap š
My phone notifies me everytime when it reaches 67% charged
Six seven?

Do i need to have nitro to have a pfp?
u still searching?
Nop
dang
I agree man
Hi

When will samuri weapon case skins be available on the market? (Specific time)
How can I change my ranking
need a comp carry fml
Iām a Champion now
I can play with u
same
Give me ur guys's id
alr
59461193
225512911
What server are y'all playing?
uuh
Sorry, our support is currently unavailable. However, you can still check our FAQ and contact us when we are available again: 12:00 to 00:00, GMT+3.
Give me a sec
Iām on auto rn
I was playing on France before
i can play na and some eu
But there were no comp servers
Asia or EU?
so I switched to auto
EU
Ok nvm
I was on france aswl
alr
So I got banned at this time yesterday
There's no possible way of creating a ticket at the moment
so no one created a ticket and I got banned ?
best servers for me, found a lot of English people on there (not very good at the game tho lol)
same and true aswl lol
English:3
what
are you that tyler
he is him
1v1 with foreigners?
My vape has no more noc
Nic
And no flavor
Tastes like burnt smoke
Time to throw it away
time to stop vaping
People still vape?
its more popular than ever
somehow itās worse then actually doing the thing that itās supposed to be healthy of
"162 chemicals are entering my system, but at least it has less nicotine!!!"
All hail Tyler
š£
0_0
If they were to add a campaign or a solo/co-op experience what would you guys want it to be?
well iāed say the ai generated comicās are somewhere to start but iāed like to see how each seasonās event mode was started
You dont get one
Oh ok
@stray violet do you live in a aquarium or a river/sea
Mariana trench
Literally the hood in the ocean
When I say I live in the trenches, I mean it
fun fact thatās not the deepest part of the sea
I wonder if someone is generous enough to gift me 3k gold
I wonder if someone is generous enough to end my suffering
sleep outside to night
I wonder if someone is generous enough to receive my 3k gold
sighhhhhh
I guess no one wants it

Yea ok
ikr
Me fr
Unfortunately anti cheat on mobile is a tricky thing to implement
What about other game like pubg and free fire they already have this mechanism buddy
1v1?
Bgmi has a big cheater problem* too? They do get banned when reported which is also the case for so2
š¤ŗ
Even c-ops have it
Give me your American ID
Naah still bgmi have an anti cheat system
What about freefire they seems to have a good one to ban hackers
Even sometimes after reporting hacker doesn't get banned
Best option is to blacklist device so he cant use new id
I play bgmi, I know it has a cheater problem. The default anti cheat only catches the very obvious rage cheaters. Those with more subtle cheats like with premium cheats get away
I also talked about freefire and c-ops
You know a streamer called ruok ff and raistar
They have like approx 10 million both
Ff ban there id cuz they use hack
Thats the dedication to keep all players on same path
Even ff blacklist devices
Standoff should do the same
I clicked did i joined?
congrats bro keep it up, give it more effort you'll reach legend vro
its a secret tho
No, sorry, I'm scared of women so you cannot participate in this giveaway
Deadeye mode


M4 FFA with speed boost and infinite ammo
L game mode fr
But you yourself said you have to tell it to me
yo
som1 wanna play im silver 5v5
i need someone to play with
@rich roost what
@rich roost rank?
Congrats :)
silver iv
Good Morning!
ā»ļø
Nope
Who have a code give me pls
There is none
Ok thank
Are you code hungry? š

Yeah men
Np

for me it is 10am
Same
anybody 1v1
Grandpa still awake

Yo, letās run some games in Standoff š„
Sup
go
sup
i feel so sigma
sigma in 2025š„š„š„š„
)))
Yo bro what knife do u have?
Chilling
Default š
Still W
im stuck between buying mantis genesis or nest
Uk
We need more Vanilla knives
I cant play in low grafics
It looks soo buns
Im thinking the same is just more simple
Nest look more like a CS knife
Wixh is better
Yeaa
Indeed
Genesis has to much going on
We really need more vanilla knives (basicly for example a karambit with no skin)
Vanilla?
Hell yeah
Yeaa ik
Yeaaahhhh pure metal
we need skeleton knife too
So far there's only 2 in game that screams vanilla
Sting and fang are buns
Karambit and m9
Butterfly Gambit and The Stileto from the Syndicate BP
I meant skins
Ahaa
anybody want to 1v1 me pls
Im just waiting for a gold discount
Guys when u buy from gold discount, like you buy 1000 gold for 10⬠can you only purchase it once?
no
Ah yes I call it "The Offer Trap"
You see the moment the gold offer drops, skins get expensive instantly
They turn to normal prices after a day or 2 then
Multiple
My advice is to buy on discount and then buy the desired item when skin prices go back to normal
Yup
1 week and more
Smart Smart
Mantis nest and citrine legit best budget knives
Im thinking when the shop releases the syndicate itmes the discount will happen too
Looks gud
Sick animations
Sick holding sprite
They should release talon tho
If it does W I could sell for high early
š¤
Didn't open
Thats smart
Kpt everything sealed, besides the 5 cases I opened...
Last time I bought the pass i opened everything
Got 2 Mallard rare skins, 1 p350 2 akimbo barettas
Any luck?
that ak skin is going to be expensive tho
Dayummmm
Got profit tho
Sold for 250
W w w w
yeaaa
Worth it
Yup
For M4A1 either Sour or Overdrive
For st?
Yeah
Aha flex is clean soo is lizard
Samurai is too basic + tbh 500 Gs ain't worth it
Overdrive is not good
Indeeeed
Get bubblegum
I had it as main M4A1 skin its pretty decent
tbh i dont really mind st or not i just wanna have a skin to play with
I have ST AKR IceWing tho
Damnn
Same
The prblm is I never
Ever get enough skins
I always want more
for how long have you played?
Dont buy skins you dont use
Like for m60 who uses that gun
I used to play the game back when the box for Bubblegum M4A1 was 100 coin
I would play for a week and delete
i only buy the one i use like mp7 or mp5 these are the ones i use alot
From season 3?
I came back and kept playing since Gambit BP, at the last week of it
First time i played was the first version but i didnt know what the game was called cuz i was young
Then i started since season 1 but i lost those accounts
Abit 2late
But now i have my main and is from season 3
I have Arcane for every shotgun, arcane for AKR12 and M16
Whaaa
Ik
Can i see you inv?
I jus
Idk
if you want
Sure lemme open the game forst
Dm?
Yh 1 mjn
Whats ur rank bro
can i play too

is it a yes or no
R u new to discord
no
When u joined
discord or standoff
Discord
last 2 months and standoff 4 yr ago
yeah
Bruhhhhh
3.3k spin coins or 3k gold
yall please can someone play comp w me
i lit only play w randoms and theyāre all bots
i did 17 kills
and they all had 0
iām gold 2
please
Hows vro gold 2 whe is master 2 allies
I only que with randoms and reached phoenix
cuz i carry all the time
and i get afk players
in my team
If u carry all the time how u lose ?
man i do 15 kills or 20 all the time they lit have 3 kills i canāt win like that
carry
Id help but i dont wanna drop from pheonix
If u so confident we can tru
Ah
someone 1v1 me awm
lol
Awm worst weapon
if i win..
im broke
no what
Ump number 1
when did u start playing..
Loooong time ago
even myself dont have gold
long time by carti?
Bcuz i dont want to
The only goat i know is my credit card
It keeps clutching
then buy me gold with it
No
prove it its the goat
Its goat for me not for u
or give me 400 gold
Hell na

š¦
When can we sell syndicate items
Soon
Who give me gold ?

You sure?
Yes
Im ios too
But its not the 120 fps
60?
10fps sometimes
š³
Lags alot
The 3.3k spin coins is a robery
Bough that
Best i was legendery
And only 1
Imma buy 1k gold and buy 10 fable cases
Istg
I still managed to hold my ground at 300 ping
If i dont pull arcane
I was on 60fps
yo can yall put me on with some eu faceit servers
You are cracked man even with 60 i was genuinely sweating
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