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Two fingers is nightmarish 🥀
Not for me
Anyone know when will the Halloween update drop?
Helper why shush
:D

Just kidding
Thanks for the 9/10
Would rate your inv but too lazy to find it
I don’t understand why people care what others think about what skins they have, if you like them that’s all that matters
Absolutely

No no
No 1v1
big body benz
The ping is unbearable

yeah but it makes the game unplayable or is it js me
cause EVERY game i load in either they flying around
using desync n aimbotting everyone
or js straight walls w aimbot
i mean i will but its every game cheaters
i think so2 needs a good anti cheat system imo
Wauppp
Bruh
Studio working to improve the game and make it fairer but while that as i said before while that we can help via reporting cheaters to make game better and fairer
could i become one of ur staff
jk

is standoff a esport
hmm
Anyone down for allies or comp grind
Me but im SILVER 3
Oof
Noov
Anyone have idea price of last year halloween items when they dropped out?
Noob
Hard to remember

vas?
I thought what in German was ‘was’
lmao
vassss?

Vasss
@modest mason dms
Hi
Hi
Heya
Sup
wsg ppl

pubs or ranked?



Woaw


@shut adder
How do u register in major sir
Get accepted into a team first which is eligible to participate
new teams can't join?
some teams get invites because they're established and stuff. Other teams have to go through serveral qualification games
I see
Where to register for that?
honestly no idea
Will it be annouced on server?
So randomly them do private?
Is it that fair too
you gotta get noticed?
try asking the people at https://help.standoff2.com/en/
no. Anyone can participate in the qualification matches
be aware tho, there are a lot of people who cheat and use pc even if it's a mobile-only tournament. They terrorize the online games and when it's turn for physical games they bail
an ex-pro told me about it
Them ain't getting to major
yea like I said they only play in the online stage where they can't be caught using pc
Yes
But it's passed
anyone tryna 2v2
Are u leaving vitality to play standoff 2
im not ropz from faze bro
I know , you ropz from vitality
can my account got unban, the reason is marketplace fraud, but i aint do that, my friend just give me gold, but im using gun and sell it at the price my friend will give, cuz there is no gift system
CSGO hasn't been a thing since years
lmao
Good one boss , just admitted to doing marketplace fraud

read carefully what I type
Yes , you just explained what marketplace fraud is
logically, who would want to buy a cheap gun with expensive gold?
Which is why its fraud
Imagine you have a house no bedrooms
Market sale is 100k
And u sell it for half a mil
For a friend
why the game doesn't add gift gold feature
I've been playing since season 1 and still nothing
@tough meadow qualifications passed bro and standoff didn't annouce at all
there is a ban appeal option if you press the red message button at the bottom right in https://help.standoff2.com/en
👁️👄👁️
okay
yea it isn't announced in the game or discord. Maybe it's done in telegram? Like I said, ask the people at https://help.standoff2.com/en/
Alright man

When will the event syndicate cases be put on sale?
In the end of season

Hi
Hallo Hi
I'm surprised not many asked bout "when the next ssn" or "when BP loot dropping"
It kinda feels weird
Is to late 👁️👄👁️
Whenthenextssn
@wind pumice
Yuh
Imagine devs make that the grenade dmg ur teammate too
=]
Wrong reply
Breh
...
English or spanish
No no no no
Hmmmmm
Noobs
Enable friendly fire
🤓
VASS
I wanna shoot my teammates in the head
Even imagining makes my eyes cry
Yes
Also slide em a note saying ||remove timed skins pls||
I'm still mad the only Arcane skin I got was the timed AKR genesis
Even make the accounts timed everyday we play in someones account
LeL

Iz not that bad but the players quiting matches will increase
Jus sayin
You have a whole ranked team playing competitive right now and they’re all cheating…
I’m just letting everybody know there’s a full team playing ranked cheating
Send their ids here
Like fly hacks and all?
Dude record and send clips
It’s unbelievable
I do not want to getting damage from my teammates thanks
Fair enough
I can’t record when I’m playing mid game. I feel like that’s a big waste of time. This game’s been out for 10 years. These people should have already been gone and they’re cheap detection should be spot on by peak.
Our technology has advanced so much. I don’t understand why these people let these guys cheat.
I have a class in an hour
It’s unbelievable
But all IK is they showcased a red Sting in the past trailer
I'm in Uni
Same
Can't do that
kernel level anticheat is unfortunately not possible even if it's technically possible. Google won't allow it
8-0 loss
I want a knife skin of every category
I mean in android and ios
My next is a Mantis, maybe Imma get a Stilto after a month or 2
You can do everytjing in android
Indeed
like I said, kernel level anticheat is technically possible
Hmm
Hey Haru wsg
But you wouls need root access to get into kernel
At a friend's place eating pizza
Man I should install Linux to my old old am4 laptop
I love hacking 🥰🥰
In windows 10 it's at 90% utilization without doing anything
What can you hack
Cool
I use arch btw
Everything 
Anddd the trailer didn't reveal any skins
Sed
Anyway
I recommend linux mint. It's great for beginners
Or thiss
Goodluck hacking my 64characther password
I use arch btw
W
Somehow uses less ram than regular win10
Why would I hack a discord acc
L hacker
I got 11 iotltsc
Not discord my everything is like that
Support
Sameeee
Portable bomb
Check startup apps in taskmgr
Activates when devices is super heated
Oh yeah
🦛
L
Ill probably get a gaming laptop for my editing work
I hate myself and my aim rn
My 💩
is clear
-_-
am gonna go shit
W
You guys have don’t see how I’m playing-_-
Noobs

🤓

How clean is clean?
Wanna see?
guys i have a question
Kills 99.9% of bacteria
Go on zani
Make is cleaner 🧼
Mooooo
I don’t play -_- that shit annoying games
Bro u cb staff need to be good

When you coming back?
Bro I’m in train
Don't u have clips?
What about kun?
-_- !NO
I have clips even on my work laptop
But in ducky’s scrim yeah
How
What how?
Picks up water * w speed kindest streamer
justinas123justinas
Yee
I and ducky have aim lab
My aim is 0.1 getting better

I thought nobody see that 😭
I died first second i watch you
🗿
Hello from all languages


And why are you dying I was crying
Amd fight my life
the shiting is done
Dani and I keep missing 😂😂
@rich crow
Skill issue
Uhhhhh
Time to juke 😈😈
Wh
@rich crow
@blissful laurel @blissful laurel @blissful laurel
Qq all
@blissful laurel
Where is your clan???????????
Served on dinner plate
No
Whay no :(
I stay no clan alone :((
M1a
Now ours clan have funny moments
And memorys
Sometimes
I only remember got eating flash amd nade by kun and @rich crow
aye can someone give me tips on how to get better
It’s better to just ask in #1430299634819006588 instead
Does that count as advertising
nope
-_-
I had too
When you come back?😢 @rich crow
i am massively advertising you guys to regularly drink water
(influenza on the loose)
Breathe manually and blink
people will tell you to adjust sens or play tdm or follow some kind of warmup routine. But the best way to improve is to just play. Even if you suck, you'll slowly get better
Are you stupid?
@rich crow
Did this guy just copy & paste his message everywhere 
-_-
Yeah
Ohhh
i mean master
this kinda counts as spam no? You caught him first so he's yours I guess
@rich crow did you got kick or leave the clan?

Eh eh developers, what's wrong with the game
what rank are you
Master now 😭
Whay leAVE?
I’ll wait for the great opportunity 
which gamemode
can champs play with masters?
Yes
Why leave?
I played with phoenix
I need to get better
lol
Do you have a phoenix in matchmaking?
I’m phoenix again (was ranger)
add me.
I suck bro
comp. Modes like tdm become useless for improving after your each a certain skill level, people don't move and shoot in tdm like they do in comp
Did the owner say to you?
No
Only G3 and above you’ll start seeing strategy in their playstyle
I myself
Ah Im only training myself in aimlab or standoff 2 ( striker have said it to me)
Who loves AWM?
Nobody
Me sometimes
Bro, awm is better than you)
@rich crow
Really? Didnt know a one shot gun with no accuracy loss is good
Noob
hi yall
Okay, okay, don't get upset. To each his own.
By us say we all nabs
Fr🙏
do you guys solo queue or have squads you play with for comp?
What?
german
Bruh
Hahaha, you made me laugh. You think if I don't play this buggy game I should have Triple Legend? You can tell by looking at you that you are a silver or a phoenix)
@foggy glen ist that your 2acc ????
😂
Yea im silver 3
Nein
Arl
No german here
Ik
German people?
Yeah
Is your brain so smol?
Bruh 😂
Are you taking our Volvo :D
Yea u to smart for me
Mods give me rank roles
Look again what have my tag is Hejt!
Where you look left and right that all
Your pfp looks the same idk
Why they hide the tag
Is blue Archive -_-
Where tf are you looking????????? Are you not home?
Relax
@rich crow do you remember Sr1k3r?
Yes
He back :D
When
Your pet? :3
I thought he gone
I lose vs
I got a ps 5
:D
I cant play rn tho
Noob

Whenn you guys all leave then 5 weeks or 6 months later str1k3r comeback :) @rich crow
Yo!
if i 1v1 my clone who would win
You?
Okay I am your clone let’s go bro
umm i think ill pass
nvm lets go
dms
except for the staffs
Bruh
Im rich but i dont like to share
Oh :(
Same my owner
@rich crow
@rich crow
Guys check insta for weekly knife standoff knife they js announced one rn
Nah me not
Need knife
Why
Do you need help for playing?
Do you want to join our game?
Bro I’m in flowers shop!
A Flower shop huh
Discord is tweaking rn, cuz I already closed the game 3 hours ago
wya
battlepass bug? i don't got my daily mission
I don't pay attention to the bp but maybe there's no missions because it's supposed to have ended a few days ago?
Exactly
🤦♂️
New update coming out
New pass
New season that’s why
I feel so heard
Hold on you can actually chat
😱
I could pop someone in the head 50 times and the damage system would still say zero after I get pulverized by their 2 bullets to my left toe
Am tired 😪
?
What
who know photoshop
Why
I need help really
Elaborate
Just need Help really who know
you can delete a Born time
or change
Hi
I doubt I can help with that sorry
you can change
how tuff are you
Very tuff
i don't know any

But why would you change that
Calm down man
google knows
I can't really
dude rn i don't have a time for searchhh
Just 1 person i need
Just explain it without giving away private info
who know photoshop
Maybe we can help in other ways
with gemini??????
but you have time asking for people to help
I guess try ai gen if it's that serious but ai is kinda sloppy
BRO
anyone know???
know what
photoshop
Go to so2 de on insta and find your stilletto soul devourer for 24hrs
what do you need to do with photoshop
dude my English not good And I just want help
Hi
Change birth of time
what are you trying to do
I think that's a crime dude
Any from Sa?
ye
Time of birth
yea
ok send it to me
dm
ill see if i can do anything
@modest dagger dm for invite
whats the point anyways
ok he meant literally that

no
Hi chat
Wtf

Bro I neer Time whatever
Bro playing mgs for 5 hours now
dm me the pic I'll give it a shot
something illegal aint it
@devout bobcat
idk but most likely yes
@young obsidian SSS watch list
Any temporary knife promo code?
Hi
Hi
Anyone know when the event cases and event loot come to marketplace?
It has ended already 3 days ago.
It’ll arrive in like a week or two
Oh alright i think maybe with the halloween event that is in 11 days?
But damn that's way longer then 2020-2022 event cases
But no problem
Anyone have predictions how much the 2k coin case will cost?
No, the bp timer is bugged out
Ik i saw
The update could be released earlier than that
Alright ty
Np
If anyone have predictions please let me know i'm very curious.
Yes
it will be cheaper
bcz it costed most player 200 per box
fye
Nice i bought 551 box for 120gold per box
Already some profit
But imma hold 3-9months
1v1 anyone
551cases?
Yes
The new mode looks cool what do you guys think

“I’ve seen this mode before” ahh gamemode
3rd person is back if you know you know
Now I can watch my player model with backpain like never before
🦛
Best Blue AWP, M4,M4A1S,Deagle,or VAL
Hi
I'd win
What is your pfp form m1axxl
the new mode is literally dead by daylight 😭
I didn't know there was a new mode
Nab
@final citrus let’s fight
Check butter server
No I got bmx now
The bike? Huh
Yea
Pov: tomorrow new Update.
Just go update
?
W
@final citrus ur cute


This guy called me cute
After I said I was a. Minor
Ur so handsome

Jail
Ur Not
Straight to jail
@final citrus
Zappy cancelled
Hell nah
Mods remove him frommthe server




No
W ren emojis
Why would you sell your sting pelegia
@bronze grove how are you Bro?
I got bored of it
I can relate
Good, what about you?
And in somevtime ill eventually get bored of scorpion
I am good too
Bro i want to add you in game but i cant :(
This a Big Problem Turan and must be fixxed
?
@blissful laurel do you know what he meant?
Because the message you reacted to was deleted
the level is just too advanced


@tough meadow yk about the new code that was launched earlier? Cuz I don’t 


Noobs
No way
ou
Toxic
I gotta be cursed at this point
Yes

I need a alies gold teammeate
Yes to everyone
Noob

Im not noob I just get bad randoms

Agree
I think he wants you to ban him
✍️
hai
Add strech res for iphone pleaseeeeee

Womp womp
The one you see on many videos are actually unintended bug, but if you want it to be a feature across multiple platforms you can leave a suggestion by referring to this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
Actually they can patch it
Some apps give warning " this app cannot be used in split mode"
Android supremacy
I agree
L
Nah IOS is a huge L
to be honest
iOS is different the way the camera moves way better
But
You can’t stretch
I dont care about cameras last time i took a picture ofmyself was in the lockdown days
Is someone from Philippines?
I like it
Yeah he ask is that you second account is 💀💀
Ik he answered my question in the German chat
Noob
Bot
No you
Is us ❤️🩹
Us

-_- what about comp
I see you :)

nobody knows im ysl lmao
Guys uptake out?
Guys I'm noob help me I don't have good skin and I don't have gold and g plse help me
In 13 days
come play with me 2v2 bro
Okk
someone does
What
please
Yo riv
Is the 3rd person view only for the new game mode or for all modes?
Wanna play comp
i’m having some randoms who arent humans
@worn garden
Am triple legend
@urban lily pls answer me pv
Wsp
comp ?
Can't
No replies
im elite :cold:
allies
Agh
I'd pay you to not gw it
I have bad news for you
When is the upd dropin
When does the update release
Where to find codes bro

Nub
can u play w me
i just lost a game
the random have 2 kills
i have 11
bruh
8-6
Hello
dms
Ello
So they fumbled it

10/10 acting i actually felt like u got surprised infront of my eyes
dawg i genuinely didnt know theres a valorant mobile in china
can someone teach me a little ab this games market? i wanna learn how to actually work the mf but it just doesnt add up to me thus far.

This is the most corniest reply ive ever seen
You still only legend in duel?
Yes
Nab
you haven’t seen me when am sleep deprived
So far I haven’t played ranked in about two weeks
You see me like that everday
:3
Get a job
Another nab
Aint getting a knife with no money
I gambled everything i own on red
Now i buy everything
@final citrus @final citrus @final citrus @final citrus @final citrus @final citrus
@rich crow
noob imagine getting no sleep
also stop doing that
I think I like the new mode
Isn’t sleep for the weak?
What
Yes
iamgine
Hi
Hi and good night because im about to go to sleep 
Oh

Elo
guys whats a better first car? S400 W221 2012 3.5 dizel, S550 same model and year, 5.5 or S8 D3 5.2 V10?
Wassup
chillong you?
Same but I’m sick 🤧
this noobs on allies
yep
Noob
noob>nab

put me in your will for your so2 account before you die
🙂
If I remember correctly 🫠
:<
I will remember that
Are u employed
After I die
Yup
Your always active in this chat
Does anyone have a idea when will there be a gold discount?
Cuz yes
then how will you piut me in your will
Yes i do
My work allows that
Don’t worry I will
When?
I used to work in axelbolt
ghmm are you lieing
Like after 2 days
After the case discount?
I tell the truth 🥺
No
If what ur saying is true ill give u 20 gold












