#💬│english-chat
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Where is it?
scammed

Ur too slow
that's good
My kd is 1.70 in legend am I goated
With 10 games
although my brother tilted me and ruined it
~90 too be exact
Close enough
For sure
Cool
Does it heat?
Who's gf bro
That's good
I didn't ask for a fight
It's not that bad stop crying about it
you also dont accept my request you snail
Damn I thought I was special
i invite you and no reaction
Special grade curse
I got off cuz we aint gonna be able to queue
casual or private?
I thought u wanted to play ranked
But yh I can play casual
kylie jenner
I'll hop back on
Where u at ? @keen nebula
bro stop talking
Stop notifications
stop of cyberbully says cartoon network
@peak grove what server do u play
Cartoon died after corona
i can play with u in Netherlands server
yes like MOM im sorprise MOM
maybe tomorrow
bros autistic maybe
with twink of course
They don't show the old shows anymore which were way better
im your dad thats right
my

thats true
Ur dad
your dad
The day since m9 got released
son go to your bed now

I'm good double it and give it to the next person
- didn't sleep
YOU HAVE SCHOOL TMR
in that situation i just skip
- didn't eat
Under ur tv
this gonna be the las time im gonna tell you or i will take you phone away
I'm back
There is nothing exactly
Okay im gonna call your mom
@shadow glen your son dosnt want to sleep
duerme al pendejo ese
he's not pendejo, gringo
you are right , you are
you are the pendejo
xiner
cry
good
we got it
that wet was your mom
how bro felt after writing that:
@mossy saddle pendejo
go sleep son
neutral night everyone
good morning someone finally want to play?
rip
ahahaha
gl
there's no asian sv here?
lol
nah
oh
i feel your pain

hahaha

@long igloo what happened to your yt
Russia and Kazakhstan is also active
nobody is active lol
Yo, I just dropped some highlights on my TikTok, check the profile!
Hell naw
Lucky u😔
I bought 2 play store gift cards of 40€ and cant activate any
So cant buy any cases😭
Id u like gambling yes buy it if u dont dont do that
Just buy knife xd
I just bought my skins and 1st knife from marketplace
U bought it in shop?
Or no?
10$ online and 30€ in store
And american acc and swiss acc cant do nothing
Yes but problem is he didnt give me any bill
U should always ask for it
:<
😭 now i need to wait until i get visa mastercard
Sad
i hope u could active it
But prety sure im gona play cs2 then
ah
hi
@regal hazel you must be new to the game huh
no
i just downloaded this after 2-3 years idk
i guess i am
but
goddamn i have so many guns i cant craft or sell
New skins don’t go onto the market until said event has ended
In about a week’s time, the syndicate will be ending, quite soon after that you’ll be able to trade the new skins
care joacă
How many do you have?
2vs2?
5vs5?
Anyone want to play pistol hs?
whats hs
pistol head shot
who plays
Imagine if they added every previous map including older versions like Zone 9 and all past game modes even the limited-time holiday ones to custom lobbies. You could play all the old content again but you’d need to download it first just like how PUBG Mobile makes you download extra content separately instead of having it all preinstalled. This would also boost engagement on social media platforms since players would have tons of new video ideas and nostalgic content to share
It’s 7:49 pm for me
game file size gonna explode
I mean if you download all of the content yeah lmao
There was a promised feature running around Community Workshop, it's been in discussions for the past 2 years
i'm not sure if they abandoned that idea
If seen some stuff on this
It’s kinda sad how many people distrust
they honestly do care about the community, the video they put out on how they made the hanami map is super cool
To be fair the company has grown bigger, so they have teams for quite literally everything now
one side can be seen way productive than the ones less noticeable
And yet they cant even store more than 6 maps 
this is likely because they don't want the game to be too big
like cod mobile is like 40gb
I dont think the map can be that big. The game itself has mid graphics and the skin resolution itself isn't thst high. Let alone the game textures. Unlike codm or pubg where it has option to download hq textures.
give me sakura back and i'll glaze this game
everyday i miss that map, and the chance to play on it with 144 fps and a good knife glove set 😭
chicken thighs
I'm running out of food items
grilled cheese
cheese burger
🦛
french fries
oo nice. Meanwhile my tests are starting today
literally in 4 minutes
Ty
1 min?
Yes
Gl
Tyty
I am so cold 🦕
He was
Oh

wow

Nice
Nic
Sent a sticker: Nuketo
Sent a message: Nice
Sent a sticker: DimSeaBlue136
Sent a sticker: Shocked
@sour star@sour star@sour star@sour star
45c
U live in the damn dessert or smth?
@hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo
32°C
You can refer to this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
I've faced like only 3 cheaters in my 1.4k hours of playing standoff
cap
I'm lucky I guess
matsala kosa
I faced 3 in 3 games
2 of them were in a single game
maybe it's because I play in the singapore server
What
noobs
pears
casual warrior?
casual demon
You have it rn?
I think 
No. But I never managed to get above pheonix when ranking up was harder. Now I'm unranked but am confident I can reach legend with a good team
unfortunately all my friends stopped playing so2
nab
skill issue
guud murnıng
good afternoon
you might be the nab random
L bozo

You have $875 USD to purchase 75,000 gold to acquire 10 nameless fragments. With these fragments, you can craft a skin. Which nameless skin are you hoping to get?
(but I'm a) crepe
Game ain't fun enough to play no mo
Chess is more enjoyable than this shit
😭 💔
At least my dune missions are done
Nedd playmate please
check out #1044085342308941944 or #🛡│clans
Ok thanks
gm
Gm
honeslty I feel the same sometimes. Like it sucks when losing. And the matches I do win feel stressful and I'm relieved I didn't lose intead of having the same sense of happiness and satisfaction I used to get
I hardly get time to myself these days I'd rather spend it playing single player games than competitive ones
i be grinding cs faceit
Nab

Meanwhile I’m convincing my new roommates to play so2
That's fair, but in my case. The game's matchmaking sucks so i can't play matches when I want to, they make you play with golds when you're elite, the servers are straight up not stable, and I'm just too busy with other stuff to even want to play
But I have to, cuz my dumbahh bought the pass

Exactly bro, I've only been playing chess and 20 min till dawn recently


Don't think about self-harm, it kills you 😔
Noob
Red flag
Can you help me buy a Bugatti?
I can
Eww blue role
i hate blue role
nah its fun
enemies dont play like full braindeads
what about the braindead faceit players
more rare
and most likely in ur team
rarer than a gold?
so just gotta carry
no
😔
@silk moth
.
Ahh hell nawwww
😔
I’m not getting any rank from last 10 mins
In server even Singapore server nope
Singapore is dead
India and Singapore
try Hong Kong
Thnx I’ll try
Is it hard to make frnds in thiss game?
I:ve never seen this slow general chats in any Dc server ever
hmm
join clans
if you tryna make friends
Why don’t u try 1v1 with me!
??
Wish I could say the same about so2 face it servers
🤣

Sup?
🤤
I don't have bfs
so2 fc server just axl servers
just get $50000 and deposit it
you collect your money and put it in the ATM, that's it

Get a grip
you know bro thats why your granny caught you having an hangover at the local amusement park
bruh help me fr
pretty sure he's not allowed to disclose it in dms too

bacon and eggs
Y'all what will be the price of syndicate crate? Any idea?

💔 🥀
bro thinks we think
😭
someone online?
checks statuses
Positive. Everyone is online here
lol
👁️ 
scrambled and wet fried eggs
Showering at home is better than showering at the university hostel. Cuz they don’t have hot shower there
I like cold showers tho*. Great to do before studying cause it wakes me up
Their new residence building is under construction and we’re forced to live in a rented building outside of the campus
With 0 security at night
This night my bike might be parked nice and clean, next morning might be missing rear tyre with oil marks on the exhaust

Interesting moving pfp

how are you guys this down bad
Yo I can't play in 5g , why ?
Only in wifi
Why is that ?
I get an error message
Master server , Exception on connect
Is it normal ?
I can play in 4G @primal field
How can I solve this ?
Your phone is 5g?
You
Helo cockroach✌️🦕
@blazing zenith
new promocode?
no active promos at the moment
How’s the weather there
Yes , I can go to 4g too
skill issue imo (idk how to fix)
Bro ..
I need to find a way to fix it... is there anyone who I can talk to who could help me ?
try disabling ipv6 in your settings. Google how to do it
Alright , thanks man
try it out first and let me know. My suggestion may not fix your issue
iamgine
It wont let me access the APM settings
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I would try to guide you but I'm not authorised to really help with in-game stuff. Here's a link that let's you know where to get the help:
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Any whopper my way
Guys how can I finish earn 50k bp mission I tried everything on heist. doesn't do it
brisket
I don’t recommend gambling on cases
i doing it for fun mate

If you're gonna gamble anyway
Gamble 1 nightmare knife case
🙂
Go for revenge 
hi
Miot
cute
Blehh
does ranked work for you guys?
Idk
game is briken i think
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Shawarma
🗿
why isnt ranked working
this seems to happen every few updates
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
thats not helping 😭
anyway um
why doesnt it show if i put the role master
at 2v2
so2 dead?? i cant find matches even in hongkong bruh
you have to dm @silk moth and make a ticket to get any rank role equal or above master
well, to prove that you're actually the rank that you're claiming to be
go ahead, zhxrm, you take care of this
IM MASTERRRR
Server procedure 
give me my role.
wow
ok so um what do i do
@silk moth
DM @silk moth, send anything there to prompt up an option to start, create a ticket and then tell us what you need
I think
Send the bot ur id
IDK HOWSOAPOAOW
You can literally send anything there, the bot will respond regardless 
Then you can click “START”
Calm down lady
Jesus Christ this individual level of introvertness is hilarious 
Well that was random
yeah i give up who needs master role anyway
Doesn't look like that after looking your profile


Ur just hitting on zhx

shes so hot
In how much is new seasson???
shes the best!!
@devout bobcat
That's a pretty nasty word
Who wha where
Yes it will
The mods see everything
You say to the bot

yeah a month ban from the server
It's not like I knew
Yo does any one know when is next seasson coming?
You think we know anything about dat
YEAH
Count brotha count
On ur fingers
well idk its old yes so i thought its getting remobed soon
removed*
i got like 60 boxes
Cool
ok well
pepsi
Coco cola
Gambling
sprite
Mountain dew
fanta
7 up
ok I give up
i csnt sell them wdym 😭😭
In 7 days?
Yuipee
oh makes sense
No bro
why would i buy the boxes tho..
Wait for them to get deleted then sell
OKAY
It would sell for like 5 gold each
So in 7 days there will be market price crash?
and ill be rich.
Probably
Just buy gold bro
can u like look what i sent u pls ☺️☺️☺️
I'm freezing
i had like 20k gold but i got mad and sold everything and bought boxes and now im
broke so
Why would you spend real money on a virtual game
It's did not?
Because we enjoy it

It can enhance the experience
Since this game doesn’t have p2w mechanic, it can still become one under certain circumstances. Such as psychology, using your skins to bait other players into letting their guard down when they try to pick them up


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Bro srlly
what
I did that once
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OMG thank you
🥀 🥀
G luck
tyty
Hey guys
begging for gold is crazy
Ik 
Gold digger
Xd
🥀 🥀
no
Begging is not allowed here
Oh sorry

We cannot buy you as this was abolished in 1865 in the US
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why is chat the most active when i go touch greens
Lol@zealous junco
for misspelling guys
you're*
how did you know what i was gonnan say
@devout bobcat
Wha
U heard me

look at your browser history
=]
Don't
Me no sed anymore

look at #📸│photos what are you talking about
thats hacking
Nah


Nob
nab
nap
Nba
napoleon

That's illegal
what he did was
nobody cares
Cow
Car
Bar
Dog
Fog
Sog
Bog
Tog
Nog
Pog
Gog
Black
go for it
Why does a black man only eat white chocolate
cuz he likes vanilla
lmao
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=[
where dose a white man go in winter
The snow
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@mods we got a racist
Bro didn't even spell it right
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Nvm
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those are colours not race’s
like native americans

Too late bruh
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no its colourist
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not racist get it right
You should couse u have a god damn Playing card as ur pfp
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Bros from Georgia🥀
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None of ur business
bro just logged on to fight
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cuz he has no power irl
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then why dont you go do that lil fatty boi
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says the one who went for race
1st
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Rank ?
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Wanna play competitive Asia server?
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K
Fatty
these are paid actors
i am telling you
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just go get paid and stop asking questions
Ok 🙂 got my £
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-1/10 rage bait
what's going on
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ye cuz my favourite weapon is shotgun
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Learn how to spell
Stoopid
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I’m asking a single question kid
"kid"
Why u getting offended lol
what's your rank
@devout bobcat
I feel really offended
By his actions

Why did fl1p get banned
Might be just your server I can find ranks easily
Where u from?
Finland
Oh ok ok maybe in Asia server
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Netherlands is atleast up
i can't
idk if my wifi is shit or it's the servers
Anyone wanna play allies gold
do a speed check
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Okay
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🦛
I was 1 pixel away from getting citrine karambit knife
What are the good settings for iPhone 12 Pro Zero Recoil?
none you just need to get good
Damn lol
noobs
Although I'm not a medical student, I still want to remind you to pay attention to the muscles in your left shoulder, especially the trapezius area to avoid strain. It's better not to sleep on your side; ideally, you should sleep next to me
What is you?
Some days you are 
someone 2v2 ranked? I’m master
noob
🙁
No I’m bot and noob
@rich crow
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hi ( sorry for bad english)

modsgethim
nah I'm good
mods nah he good
im cool too
@opaque root is this within the rules
nope
it s just an advice
bc the game is having a terrible problem
I mean cheaters
rule 3 no tagging staff members
nice
Lf playmates Elite comp or allies France region mic, chill
the game s broken bc the mmr system and the bad anti cheat
well yes
and they know that
name any mobile game with a good anti cheat that isnt on pc tho
yep
pubg has better anti cheat
on pc
look it up
it still is on pc
any supercell game
on pc
I cheated 3 days with free cheats on both games and I got banned in pubg and in standoff2 not
bro clash royale is mobile game
and I've been using only wallhack in pubgm

with google play store
yes
bad news
Will knives from gold pass be available in marketplace after goldpass ends?
how did that take you 7 hours
yes but for 2k
Ye thanks atleast i will sell my shit knife that i got
@bronze grove Long time no see how are you
Well unlucky i didnt get it
Hi, good, what about you?
on everyones soul im the best player here
facts bbg
The best Standoff 2 Player Always doing well
😎
(lost to a ump45 btw)
could've kept the case so u can sell it after
ump is the best smg thats normal
Good point ngl
Lf playmates Elite comp or allies France region mic, chill
in my opinion its the 4th best smg
gold bp
dead chat
lmao fr
45 acktually
dead chat
why did the game give such easy weeklys this week
ya there patched it
2 what tomato potato or egg
Im so bot now
that's like a lot if that's gonna be the price when it's in the marketplace u are getting me and iron sour a m9 moonstone
maybe
maybe

@bronze grove U still Play so2?
stop boosting the server its not worth the $
Of course
yo i need to play 10 games anyone wana help me get legend?
When U Go Tripple Legend my friend
Even I don't know🥲
it ends in 6 days and i cant afford the next month 😭
skill issue bbg
maybe
Maybe we should Play allies Sometime 🤣
Get ya Out of Elite xd
who hanna play?
six seven
im champ if someone whats up
@bronze grove are devs allowed to Play the Game?
you are dev?
Yes me and Turan are the heads of the Developer Tram
Lf playmates Elite comp or allies France region mic, chill
We are head admin
false
Nah trust
Whats ur id
idk
thats nice
i forgot
xd haha
i go play see ya
or try
My games are taking a long time to load, I can't even load comp
If u need some gold Tell me but dont Tell turan👀
i need a duo for alias anyone down?
hahah i dont need gold bro i just wanna play

you rank?
Anyone allies?
lets go








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