💬│english-chat

[zealous junco]

are you over 18

[rich crow]

yes

[zealous junco]

nope to old for me

[rich crow]

hi

[high furnace]

@silk moth

[rich crow]

okay wbu

[zealous junco]

bro got to be an alt

[rich crow]

for you guys everyone is an alt

[zealous junco]

so you trying to see how ez its to get banned with that bio

[rich crow]

why

[zealous junco]

alot of people do use nab and it whouldent make sense to talk with 2 accounts in one server

[rich crow]

ok

[dense thistle]

[sick cave]

Nab

[zealous junco]

yo neev my racist and sexist cat how you been doing

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

noobs

[high furnace]

Yo I'm back

[sick cave]

Who

[high furnace]

Party

Party

[sick cave]

No

[zealous junco]

but what massage of you got deleted

[high furnace]

Uh

I forgot

Next question

[sick cave]

@zealous junco it's kinda crazy that the snow toxic sticker cost 2k and the other one is 3k but I only got it for 130g

[rich crow]

this guy is trying to be a detective but you arent cooking

[sick cave]

Flip never cook

[high furnace]

Skip

(yes)

[sick cave]

Same thing

[high furnace]

LOL

[sick cave]

[zealous junco]

he only fl1p Burgers

[high furnace]

@sick cave I ate u 5 min ago

[zealous junco]

thats what am saying

[noble dagger]

Butter 🧈

[zealous junco]

next question what are your thoughts on the economic situation

[high furnace]

🔥🔥

[rich crow]

the regime knows best

[high furnace]

@silk moth

Beb

Brb

Gn

[zealous junco]

its only 3 am where you going

[sick cave]

The world doesn't revolve around you, bud

[noble dagger]

Look at what???

[zealous junco]

@vague ice

he calling you

[high furnace]

@vague ice + @sick cave

[zealous junco]

= @void seal @void seal

[high furnace]

= @clever willow

[clever willow]

?

[high furnace]

SORRY

😭😭

[clever willow]

ok

[mortal geode]

Any1 comp?

[zealous junco]

yo famboy spotted

[rich crow]

noobs

[mortal geode]

Xd

[zealous junco]

how about you find some friends

[mortal geode]

I do have?

But its 00:04?

[high furnace]

Don't give a living s***

Go sleep

[mortal geode]

Nooo😭

[zealous junco]

find friends as f’ed up as you

[mortal geode]

I do have

[zealous junco]

then ask them

[high furnace]

Wow no way

[mortal geode]

But they aint 14yo as u they have a work and stuff

[high furnace]

I don't believe u

[lethal sentinel]

Well well well

[zealous junco]

so there ain’t f’ed up

[high furnace]

Hi man

[zealous junco]

and 15

[mortal geode]

I'm going to complain to @peak grove at you

[lethal sentinel]

who’s down for comp

[high furnace]

He's literally my bro

So

[mortal geode]

Mine too

[high furnace]

Gl with that

[mortal geode]

So

[lethal sentinel]

@crimson eagle

[high furnace]

Pfff

[lethal sentinel]

U down

[high furnace]

Lmaoo

[lethal sentinel]

?

[high furnace]

I think he's taking a nap

[mortal geode]

Buahhaha

Show me dms

[lethal sentinel]

Hmhm

Never

Hmhmmm

[mortal geode]

That u cant sleep

But its cute tho

[lethal sentinel]

I have a girl

[high furnace]

*wife

[lethal sentinel]

Wifey

[high furnace]

Ya

Same

[lethal sentinel]

am glad

so hmhm

sharkie

hmhm

Wanna play

Hmhm

😂😂 Tf am doing

[mortal geode]

What is bonita?

Im curious

[high furnace]

Search it up

[mortal geode]

Im scared

[neon lotus]

bonita means pretty

[zealous junco]

oh nonononononononon

[mortal geode]

That's nit cute that's a love

[slow oyster]

[zealous junco]

and go sleep my pancake

[mortal geode]

W razz?

Rizz

[neon lotus]

i thought this guy flip had some nice highlights on his youtube channel and all he has is videos on standoff private servers

[high furnace]

🧢

[mortal geode]

Fr

[zealous junco]

fr

[neon lotus]

look it up

[rain pine]

Bye snipe

[neon lotus]

i wanted to see the flip peek

not no private server

[zealous junco]

wt* not the irs

[high furnace]

Ahem

[stray violet]

They don't

[high furnace]

Uhm

u sure?

[neon lotus]

i work

[zealous junco]

brother i cut grass as my part time job

[lethal sentinel]

@crimson eagle

Stop rizzing up

Enough

Join

[neon lotus]

do smb wanna buy my karambit gold i wanna buy 4 knives

[mortal geode]

😭

[noble dagger]

[stray violet]

Ain't no one tryna buy for 100k unc

They'll just wait for it to drop back to 70k lmao

[neon lotus]

bro said im begging

😭✌🏿

[stray violet]

Fr 💀💀💀

[storm pond]

@lethal sentinel wait i am showering

[neon lotus]

i hope it NEVER goes down to 70k

ill kms

[zealous junco]

what else are you doing sister

[stray violet]

It does that every year or so

Been doing that since s3 iirc

[neon lotus]

i bought it for 88k

lmao

[stray violet]

I got mine 5 months ago for 65

[neon lotus]

if i knew that i wouldve waited bruh

[stray violet]

Sold a month ago for like 92

After taxes it was like a 10k profit

Sum like that

[neon lotus]

ion plan to sell it tbh

not for now at least

[high furnace]

@neon lotus YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ITS OUTSIDE

[neon lotus]

i can see a window top right

[high furnace]

ITS A HOUSE

[neon lotus]

aint that right gangsta

[stray violet]

I sold mine for mimicry

[high furnace]

A CORNER OF A HOUSE

[neon lotus]

hellll no

[stray violet]

Yep

[neon lotus]

nah bro why would u buy that ugly ah knofe

[stray violet]

Then sold mimicry for the ak in my banner

[stray violet]

Just wanted to try it out

It sucked

Sold it after like 2 or 3 days lmao

[neon lotus]

yes bro ik its knife

i was debating on buying the dual daggers and m4 dragon glass

or kr gold

[stray violet]

What's that gotta do with me

[stray violet]

This was a better option tbh

[neon lotus]

but decided to buy kr gold instead

m9

nahhh im done spending money on games

😭😭

[stray violet]

<@&623865280208175104> come change that

[stray violet]

How much have you spent

[neon lotus]

like only so2?

[stray violet]

Ye

[neon lotus]

like 1.5k

[high furnace]

🧢

[stray violet]

Nice

[neon lotus]

probably less

around 1.2k and 1.5

[high furnace]

🧢

🧢

[stray violet]

I think I barely got my harmony daggers when I was at that amount

[high furnace]

🧢

🧢

[zealous junco]

not best for your youtube channel looks like it

[high furnace]

🧢

[neon lotus]

i bought like cheap skins then one day i just went for the kr gold and bought 100k gold on the go

[high furnace]

🧢

[stray violet]

3k at a time or from someone?

[neon lotus]

3k at a time

😭😭😭

[stray violet]

Damn

My bank would be PISSED of i did that

[neon lotus]

im scared to do third party

[stray violet]

Russians can buy in bulk on their website

[zealous junco]

trust you will get more subs by making “finding a cheter in so2”

[stray violet]

I think 30k at a time?

[neon lotus]

yeah but im not russian so

[stray violet]

Thanks, it's worth half my inventory

[neon lotus]

i would love to know how to buy there myself

way cheaper

[stray violet]

Need Russian card

[neon lotus]

yeah i have to go to russia for that

[zealous junco]

brother my unc lives in rus

[stray violet]

Lemme talk to him

I need about 100k gold

[zealous junco]

nah he mine

[neon lotus]

??

[stray violet]

Onj u pmo fr

[neon lotus]

bro said nah he mine

[stray violet]

<@&473212329643737098> ban him and every account he's ever created

No

[neon lotus]

for gold yes

for real money no

[zealous junco]

just know over family tree is a box

[neon lotus]

what

bro speak english

[stray violet]

[neon lotus]

me rn

no

gold i said

standoff gold

for the price it should be posted at

[zealous junco]

gold is a crypto

[neon lotus]

.

[zealous junco]

then what am i

what am i

what am i

[neon lotus]

yes

[zealous junco]

(as i say to the imagination of my mind)

[neon lotus]

yes

[zealous junco]

<———————-———————————>

[neon lotus]

i dont speak morse code im sorry

[zealous junco]

LET HIM SLEEP

[neon lotus]

.. -.. .. --- -

[zealous junco]

.-.—-….—-..

[noble dagger]

morse code type shi

[zealous junco]

my morse code is very week

[cerulean marsh]

Says the one whom I told "gn" to in dms 3 TIMES and proceeds to yap

Smh

No, but you have shi to do tmr so go

I'm staying home unlike you

[mint zephyr]

Hello Marlowe

Sorry for coursing you yesterday

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[mint zephyr]

I understand that asking for money is a bad thing

🦛

[cerulean marsh]

Lmao what

Why the sudden change

I forgot you did so whatever, appreciate the apology

Who else bullied you that you changed your mind? XD

[limber halo]

Go to work

Hustle

[umbral plover]

standoff2 do something about hack

I'm tired of this shit

6 game 4 hack bruh

[limber halo]

Skill issue

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[spark iron]

hello everyone i just wanna tell you that i have very good price on my val joker its only 1200😮‍💨🤣 no im joking but if someone wanna buy you can yk🤣🤣 but pls take it like i joke i just cant go without trying it😝

gn to everyone😴

[cerulean marsh]

Slovák?

[spark iron]

czech

[cerulean marsh]

Už chápu xd

[spark iron]

ja vim angličtinu moc neumim ale tak stejne to nikdo nekoupi pochybuju ze tu budou tak hodny😭

[cerulean marsh]

Právě, normálně takový šikanuju, moc ohraný

[cerulean marsh]

Typing it here won't do shi yk

[rich crow]

noob

[zealous junco]

hater

[rich crow]

cant hate that guy

[limber halo]

English chat changed

It's not the same anymore

[rich crow]

because hes such a nice person that he replies the message even at this late hour this is only one of the reasons

[limber halo]

U Lowkey a good person

Love u

[rich crow]

i love this side of the internet

get sleep :P.

sleeping is worth more than yapping w someone

just go noob

goodnight :3

[neon lotus]

hi

wake up yall

[wise stream]

Man people can be so insufferable sometimes

[sharp tinsel]

Guys quick question does standoff 2 have support for 120 fps for xiaomi 15 ultra

[lethal sentinel]

Good night y’all

actually

I’ll eat something first

[rich crow]

it should

[sharp tinsel]

Good night

[sharp tinsel]

Because when i play my fps is capped at 90 but i have 120hz enabled and all other settings

[lethal sentinel]

Aham

[sharp tinsel]

Yes?

[rich crow]

maybe you capped in game ?

[sharp tinsel]

No i set it to 120

[hexed igloo]

ikr, imagine getting spooned

[lethal sentinel]

Aghh

and now chill

[sharp tinsel]

Do you guys know if there is a whitelist for supported devices that can run 120fps

[lethal sentinel]

Let’s gooo

[vestal sparrow]

Is support site down i made ticket 1week ago and still no response

[tough meadow]

cup ramen

[tough meadow]

they can take their time sometimes

[pale ravine]

Sniper/support is 4th player

[tough meadow]

dead chat

not that I engage in conversations here

[zealous junco]

but isnt it a bot site

it is from my experience

[tough meadow]

you interact with a bot first and if it's needed (decided by the options you pick), then a real human employee replies

[zealous junco]

oh ok but whouldent it be ez if you had the choice from the start

shouldn’t be asking you that

[tough meadow]

some interactions don't really require human intervention at all but I know for a fact most people would pick the human option no matter the reason

[zealous junco]

well yes humans are batter then a bot thats a few generations behind

but i can see why most sites do it

[tough meadow]

if it's something like leaving feedback, why not have the bot just collect your suggestion and deliver it to the devs? It seems pointless and waste of resources to have a human do it

[zealous junco]

to find out which feedback would help the game and which wouldn’t like if i were to say “that each map is overplayed and there need to add a new map that isn’t a copy of sandstone” thats good feedback then say “new season should be space themed” now thats bad feedback

the 1st is just a suggestion and the 2rd is just stupid

(don’t reply to my message i am just too sleepy)

[sudden urchin]

4th player = awm guy

[dapper nova]

4th player, Deagle clutcher.

[wispy arrow]

4th player, mallard user and awp user cuz you will gonna need

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[wise stream]

Any reason why they stopped using the #📋│release-notes channel?

[narrow folio]

Fake IDs

Not me

[wise stream]

Are we going to be able to select two of the same grenades in the future, based on the announcement? The fragger as two flashes and the support 2 smokes

[misty oasis]

Hi chat

[wise stream]

Who’s that in your pfp?

[misty oasis]

Probably manhwa idk

[wise stream]

Oh it’s just some random character

[misty oasis]

Yh

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[wise stream]

I see you ride, what do you have I got the 2024 CBR600RR

[high furnace]

[tough meadow]

ice cream

milk

and vanilla

[craggy ether]

Eh

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

I'm just a poser 🦛
But I do weekend lap attack on my countryside twisty road

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

My family hate manual

[wise stream]

Countryside twisty roads are super fun to ride, but I just use it mainly to commute. I have taken it to the track a few times though

[devout bobcat]

While actively telling me to get manual driving licence cuz "just in case"

And yes, I have manual driving license but drives automatic 🦛

[wise stream]

Soon people won’t have to get a drivers license because the car drives itself

[devout bobcat]

I'm unemployed

[tough meadow]

hey dudes

[devout bobcat]

You don't want to drive manual in traffic congested city

I don't like stress 🦅

If I have an option for easier driving option I would've taken that

[tough meadow]

talking about driving, I used to be such as irresponsible driver. I used to take pictures of my speedometer without looking at the road to show off to my friends how fast I used to drive

no wonder I had an accident

[wise stream]

That’s only if it’s a new car to you and you don’t know the bite point

[tough meadow]

why? I drove manual in heavy traffic all the time and never had any issues

[wise stream]

The point in which the wheels start moving

[devout bobcat]

Having to repeatedly using the clutch

I prefer having my left foot stay in place when driving a car

[wise stream]

There is cars where you can switch between both modes

[devout bobcat]

DCT cars are expensive here, I can't afford them

[wise stream]

No not drifts, when you get the rpms high enough the wheels start to move the bite point is just the point at which the engine engages the wheels to move

[devout bobcat]

Government putting high tax on imported cars so that they can sell more national cars here

Malaysia 🦛

[tough meadow]

exact same situation here in india

[viscid plinth]

Hello,
I am new here.

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

Why bother buying a Toyota Veloz if you can get the same one rebadged by Daihatsu for half the price 🦛

[viscid plinth]

Hmm.

[devout bobcat]

I saw many drivers crashing their mustangs here

Rich influencers that don't know how to drive RWD

And it's not even the performance spec

I ride my Honda ADV150 to my university every week 🦅

I took both license at the same time

B2 - Motorcycle under 250cc
D - Manual car

I ride and drive on the same day during my test

I can't upgrade my motorcycle license cuz of our strict laws

You have to at least have 10 years of experience before you can upgrade to unlimited cc

They want to make sure no squids will ever pilot a 1000cc beast

🦛

The problem is, malaysians always want to be faster, so they modify their moped 🦛

A 110cc moped blazing at 180 kmh on a highway

And that old Yamaha junk being sold the same price as a house

[tough meadow]

I just googled modified malaysian moped

like why not just buy a bike at that point

[devout bobcat]

License class restrictions

Those moped aren’t even road legal at that point

[stray violet]

It's a moped, what did you expect

[wise stream]

First time I was ever on a motorcycle it was my uncles and it was a liter bike he let me ride it around the block lmao

[devout bobcat]

Mopeds were made for easy access on tight spaces. Meanwhile these guys turned their moped into drag racing

I bet that thing can’t even reach 20° lean angle

Judging by how lowered the fork is

[wise stream]

Sadly liter bikes are not that fun to ride even though your quick, changing gears is also fun but if you’ve can go 80mph on gear one no need to switch to any other gears haha

[devout bobcat]

Trust me you wouldn’t even want to ride a liter bike here

Most people just want a vehicle that can go from point A to B

We don’t even have a proper race track in our state

Apart from go kart

I need to travel down south to find racing academy

Unfortunately I’m too broke to afford myself into racing

[narrow folio]

Those thin tires aren't gonna make it

🙏

[tough meadow]

pork chowmein with soup

[narrow folio]

Oh lmao I looked em up

[devout bobcat]

[oak temple]

Yo guys im looking for people for allies

I was legend 2298mmr im 2020 rn

[tough meadow]

#1044085342308941944

[oak temple]

I cant search

:))

[wise stream]

I’m only 2226 on allies 🙃

[oak temple]

Wanna play?

@wise stream

[wise stream]

What region?

[oak temple]

Turkey

Or where u playing

@wise stream yo

.

Wanna or not

[red idol]

.

[wise stream]

Hey sorry was caught up in something uhm send me a dm

[tough meadow]

dumplings with soup

[hexed igloo]

🥟 🍲

[pseudo sleet]

Please Allies AWM as the next temporary mode !! STANDOFF MODS !!

[noble dagger]

zani

[tough meadow]

pad thai

[knotty pivot]

Meow :3

[hexed igloo]

hotpot date

[tough meadow]

bread and butter

[tough meadow]

yes

[viral musk]

Yooo

Wassup bro

[nocturne juniper]

Hallo

[lunar garden]

Pls

Bro

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[mossy hare]

Can anyone join my commander pass squad?

Player 4 should buy a Sniper?

[drowsy ferry]

m60

[crystal cave]

Lmaooo

I played a ranked game, and was carrying some legend and elite players. Like how th are they so high ranked? Then one of them started shooting from spawn 😭💀

Getting boosted by hackers

[noble dagger]

[final mountain]

soggy

[rich crow]

gm chat

noob

[lethal sentinel]

Guys

Can u send

Voice message here

?

[devout bobcat]

Nab

[lethal sentinel]

And good bye

😱

[limber halo]

Good morning beautiful people

[noble dagger]

[lethal sentinel]

what again ?

[ruby basin]

@lethal sentinel wanna 1v1

[lethal sentinel]

😏

[lethal sentinel]

Go play some comp kid

[limber halo]

But why you get involved

[lethal sentinel]

Mmm

[limber halo]

U ain't a lawyer, 😭😭

[lethal sentinel]

Flip

?

[limber halo]

Is there any app that reduce lag ing? Wifi? Internet? Whatever?

Lmao, no personality

[lethal sentinel]

hmmmm

aham

Yes I see

He’s right

[limber halo]

Just be yourself, being focus on others good end its thier jobs not yours my friend

[vital gazelle]

can anyone give gold pls :3

[limber halo]

If I had the money sure

[ashen spear]

Yo guy

[limber halo]

I am chilling why u offended

[ashen spear]

Is Sandstone really the best map in SO2?

[limber halo]

Yo yo

[ashen spear]

hi bro

[limber halo]

Facts

[vital gazelle]

pls gold pls gold

[limber halo]

Ohnepixle?

[vital gazelle]

xd

[ashen spear]

Yo we got one guy cosplay ohnepixel in here

so what do you get?

[vital gazelle]

gold... gold.. gold VAS VAS OMGG

[ashen spear]

sorry idk that

[limber halo]

Glad to hear so, cuz if u was chill u would not write chill to me

U got offended

[limber halo]

Lol

U did

Ask yourself

I said whatever I had to say

I don't know how u got offended but your actions did

[vital gazelle]

nah but fr pls gold

im poor 🙁

[limber halo]

Ask yourself

[vital gazelle]

anything pls

[limber halo]

Same

But I rich in heart and mind

[ashen spear]

we are no trader cuh

[vital gazelle]

;3

[limber halo]

And being poor is just a state u can leave anytime if u have an actual will to be rich

Glad

Define poor

1111

And it's all of your possessions?

Poor is just a mind set and habbits

If u don't have them and have other mind set u wouldn't be poor

The time on the clock

Glad to hear so that you happy

But why you look outside to find happiness?

Why u ask me

U know it

Xd, if u did u would look inside and find your awnsers, you happiness etc

U do know it. Ask yourself

I could be wrong

But the outside is not you

You feel it, why ask others

No u don't, maybe u confuse

But your feelings are not about people they are about you

Nah

Be confident

It's ok to be wrong

Be trust and believe at something

Not all, first of all I am sorry you feel like it. But don't paint your so called past and traumas with your future

Yes and no, don't completely trust people u don't know, but be optimistic

If u question yourself u are not

Yes and no. It's not a wound. Evrey second we live in is a completely new life with choices u can make. With life changing choises u can make, there is not past self to overcome

U asked if u happy

And it's ok

Being not confident

Or whatever

Be true to yourself

Nope uare not realistic, that's called paranoia

From your experience so far, from fear

Glad

Fear is no good it's just paranoia

U can walk in the streets and die from a stone someone accident slipped from 14 floor apartment near u

People who overcame your view and experienced it, and changed it to be positive and enjoying life Knowing it

Glad to hear so

I focus a lot of spirituality and I am teaching people and guiding them so I am glad to hear so, happy to see you chose to look at my messages in a positive perspective)

[ruby basin]

grinding for my tiktok video

[ruby basin]

scared

[limber halo]

Same thing

[ruby basin]

[limber halo]

What? I didn't understand

Yh

Hbu?

Yes it can be, just ask yourself why u think it, when u break it down and find the reasons you can work on them and heal it. That's is positive in my eyes) u can get better and be positive regardless

Also did

Proud of you

Keep it up

19

Aim got worse

Glad to hear so

Same thing dude cyu tc !

[lethal sentinel]

Ahhh

[crystal cave]

Are the servers down, I can't find a damn match

[lethal sentinel]

No

It’s a bug

[pulsar ingot]

w

[lethal sentinel]

Satya

..

Restart

Or switch server

[crystal cave]

I see, thanks cutie

[lethal sentinel]

choose
All maps

make new long

Loby

Theese are my tips

Also invite more people

[pulsar ingot]

i want elite rank rol

[crystal cave]

I'm trying to get my missions done

Painful

[lethal sentinel]

Np np

chat I did reject 3 girls

[noble dagger]

[lethal sentinel]

I was at work

Xd

[pulsar ingot]

mogger

[lethal sentinel]

yes and every time I go to the work

[pulsar ingot]

spill the sauce vro

[lethal sentinel]

They trynna find me to say hi

Bro

They make feel so shy

like GET OUT

I felt like cr7

[pulsar ingot]

ha

[noble dagger]

🥀

[crystal cave]

Some girls do be pushy like that

[lethal sentinel]

Really ?

They asked for my insta

I said

Uhm

I don’t have

they said oh ugh

[crystal cave]

"no english"

[lethal sentinel]

Facebook tik tok something

I said Noah

THANK GOD SEMY

THEY DIDNT ASK THIS

And they were like aghhh 🥀

No Uhm it’s fine it’s ok

they asked if I do live here I said yeah

Last time I saw them next to a place where u go to drink

And that place is next to where I do work

💀

like bar

but not like bar

Xd

They came to see me 4 times

4 TIMES💀

and say hi to me how u doing and stuff

This lil bro

Doesn’t understand that I show no interest

cause I have a Russian beauty blondika wifey

SEMY: scared hmhm let them do their move and fight back

😏🙂‍↕️✋

Why mommy scared hmhm they must fear you

😂😂

😈

yeah?

what

SEMY ?

You tagged me

and said English

please

What am I speaking to I

U

Mhmmmm

keep talking about it

we need more details

Aight

Am not Russian

lol

Who’s down for mm

[vital gazelle]

yo can anyone spair some gold pls :3

[slim basin]

Hm

[radiant sequoia]

I usually don't give gold, but for u my friend I give 5 gold

[vital gazelle]

:3

how give

[radiant sequoia]

Uhh

Do u have at least 3 gold

[slim basin]

I have 5423 how much you need?

Frfr

[dense thistle]

[small lintel]

Hi guys gyroscope sensvity share?

[slim basin]

Oke you'll get the 5424 cents

[honest lava]

How come my enemies have perfect aim while mine saves an ak 47 when theres bomb planted and 1 guy down 😔

The score was 6-7 (no pun intendend)

[restive leaf]

Who is interested for tiktok followers, likes & views dm me

[slim basin]

Bro wth there was a guy named " NATASHA " from this server rn

He sended friend request

I don't even know hin . _.

[noble dagger]

[tough meadow]

semy

[noble dagger]

semy

[tough meadow]

just chillin after class

uni is tiring

cool

are you planning on going to uni*?

oo nice

[crisp gale]

Add me in clan

[tough meadow]

check out #🛡│clans

[limber halo]

U 2 man

[spark rose]

Hello guys

How are you guys

[devout bobcat]

Fine

I’m thinking about what will happen to me in the future

[tough meadow]

bike accident obviously

don't worry you'll survive tho

you'll only lose an arm or two

[devout bobcat]

Ax, changba is bullying me

[hexed igloo]

deal with it

[pseudo sleet]

Please Allies AWM as the next temporary mode !! STANDOFF MODS !!

[limber halo]

Great

Hello

[sudden brook]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

Hi

[sudden brook]

[lethal sentinel]

Yo chat

Who’s down for comp?

[tough meadow]

not me

[devout bobcat]

We do weekly voting for each week gamemode on Telegram, you can check it out at @play_standoff2

[clear raven]

Bro, how long the cooldown to change my pfp is? It’s been 11 hours

WHAT?

Nah broooo I can’t wait that much:((((

Plus it doesn’t let me put this pfp I have on discord cuz “it’s too inappropriate”

And others have other kind of photos if yk what I mean, plus how is this pfp inappropriate?

[knotty pivot]

How big is the picture

[clear raven]

whut?

[knotty pivot]

Like 1080x600 y'know?

[devout bobcat]

The aspect ratio should be 1:1

[clear raven]

uhh idk, I don’t know the size

Le me check

[knotty pivot]

Yeah xD

[clear raven]

459x459

[tough meadow]

cheese cake

[knotty pivot]

Yeah idk then

[clear raven]

And it worked with others like 750x750

Plus I’ve changed the pfp like 5 times last night trying to figure what photo is better and then it doesn’t let me

They should remove that cooldown on pfp

[knotty pivot]

Idk why it is implement, it's probably here to not overwhelm the severs, I guess

[clear raven]

Pfft “overwhelm” , the servers won’t die if I change my pfp 6 times trying to figure what photo would be better

The game is dead anyway full of cheaters and bugs

[rich crow]

Hi

Is there a fast way to get gold for skins?

Without money ofc

[crisp gale]

Yeah

Do trading

Bye and sell

[rich crow]

How tho

[crisp gale]

Buy

[rich crow]

Oh ok

But the trading itself isnt in game?

Like trading feature

[high furnace]

[devout bobcat]

[tough meadow]

yes,, there is no trading feature

[rich crow]

Ok thanks

[patent stump]

Please I want Sakina and I don't have money to be with that partner🥲

؟

[spark rose]

[tough meadow]

what exactly are you asking here

[spark rose]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[upbeat saddle]

Helloings

[tough meadow]

hi

[polar vale]

Is selling accounts illegal according to so2

[tough meadow]

yes

[polar vale]

Alright then

I’ve just seen a guy do so I wa double checking

[frigid sonnet]

What about skin transfer, does it violate ToS? Just curious

[worn grove]

[sullen remnant]

skibidi yall

[hexed igloo]

It would considered one, even if it's gifting or sharing

[sullen remnant]

but that's the only way to "trade" in the game

[hexed igloo]

well "trading" is itself not allowed

[tough meadow]

Other than as expressly authorized within the Game or Service, you may not sell, purchase, redeem, or otherwise transfer Additional Features to any person or entity or attempt any of the aforesaid.

this rule suggests doing so is not allowed

[hexed igloo]

Axlebolt doesn't want 3rd party to be more reliable source as it would damage their company income

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Fake ax in the big 25

[limber halo]

Is there any app thats helps ping or internet?

[verbal brook]

Anyone down for comp

[hexed igloo]

Yes, I'm real Axmn
quickly i need 5000 gold

[hexed igloo]

Better internet plan

[limber halo]

Yes it no

Or

[limber halo]

That's all?

[hexed igloo]

this blocked messages are annoying

[limber halo]

Explain

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[limber halo]

What makes it yes and no?

[limber halo]

Limited knowledge

[halcyon oasis]

i hate the android 16 update

[verbal brook]

Elaborate

[halcyon oasis]

i need to flash my device vro

[verbal brook]

And one wants to do allies or comp fr

[halcyon oasis]

to go back to 15

i swear

[hexed igloo]

yall getting android updates?

[verbal brook]

Yeah

8.0

[halcyon oasis]

i had one sum time ago

but its shi

i csnt play standoff now

[verbal brook]

Too bad too sad

[halcyon oasis]

cuz the camera is weird now

[hexed igloo]

im still on android 11

[verbal brook]

As they said

[limber halo]

Seriously tho is there an app or way to make my internet better?

[halcyon oasis]

what phone u got

[hexed igloo]

redmi note 8

[halcyon oasis]

check the updates

[devout bobcat]

Last time I had a android phone it was kitkat version

[halcyon oasis]

and if not then i would have to upgrade phones

[hexed igloo]

hell nah

[halcyon oasis]

i got an samsung a56

[hexed igloo]

my phone like 7 years old

i might change it once it cough itself to death

[halcyon oasis]

but ill be downgrading to android 15 cuz nahh i tryna play standoff

[halcyon oasis]

ye it was released sum where there

[limber halo]

Same thing

[tough meadow]

I just got a new phone with 7,100 mah battery which is great but it has a mediatek chip which is kinda bad for emulation

[devout bobcat]

Minecraft pe 0.16.1

[limber halo]

I remember when note 2 was outtt

[hexed igloo]

who's up hyping note 2 😭

you is a dinosaur

[limber halo]

Great times

[limber halo]

Rawrrrrrrrr

[hexed igloo]

I don't even know what phone I should upgrade it to

havent been on the phone game

[limber halo]

How much money

U got

Ill hook u up

[sullen remnant]

in US dollars btw

[limber halo]

Yes

[halcyon oasis]

i mean they will probably fix it with a update in android 16 but i am NOT waiting bru

[hexed igloo]

not that im planning to lol

im saving up my money to upgrade my pc instead

[halcyon oasis]

as the android 16 is an early access

for my phone

[devout bobcat]

If only I could find my iphone 2g

[limber halo]

Gl

[sullen remnant]

get a 9800x3D instead of i9 14900k

[halcyon oasis]

but they should do a rollback function bro

[limber halo]

I mean we both breath air so yeah ig

[halcyon oasis]

i swear now i need to do the whole nerd thing

[sullen remnant]

every person on earth is connected btw

[hexed igloo]

I actually have enough, just saving a little more to get some extra stuff so i dont get taxed twice

[limber halo]

All is one

[sullen remnant]

tbf if i win a lottery imma buy yall a costco hotdog

[limber halo]

Never doubted that, gl king

[hexed igloo]

if im going all out im waiting for am6
its just not worth it

[tough meadow]

unlocking bootloader will likely prevent you from loading into so2 and other banking apps. So take that in mind. I also had a rooted phone

[limber halo]

King

[sullen remnant]

Queen

[limber halo]

Okay

[limber halo]

Does it matter?

[hexed igloo]

getting a better gpu just to sit and watch youtube

[sullen remnant]

yes

[limber halo]

Why and how

&_&

[sullen remnant]

because

[halcyon oasis]

man idk, i cant play with that camera glitches like that. its unplayable, and my laptop is too bad to have smooth experience in bluestacks

[limber halo]

Next phone I get is rogue

Asus

[limber halo]

I agree

[hexed igloo]

looking at my 4.0 gpa in 500fps

im failing my classes

[sullen remnant]

brain issue

[halcyon oasis]

and ill be flashing with odin so i dont need to unlock the bootloader

[devout bobcat]

How did it even able to reach 90 fps in the first place

[sullen remnant]

isn't 4.0 GPA considered "perfect"?

[devout bobcat]

Not here

Scoring A and A+ are considered 4.0

[sullen remnant]

umm yes that what i mean

[devout bobcat]

It’s not entirely perfect

[sullen remnant]

"perfect" not perfect :p

[devout bobcat]

You can get 90% and still get 4.0

[rich crow]

Will I ever find a team which coordinates together?

[sullen remnant]

never

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Expected.

[halcyon oasis]

[rich crow]

I am not going to play duos, I am talking about a team in competitive.

[devout bobcat]

Queuing solo is basically “ima play my own way”

[rich crow]

Exactly.

2*.

[sullen remnant]

queue solo is just a bunch of low ranks paired with 1-2 legends smh

[rich crow]

If I am in the team, you don’t need to carry me.

Note that down!

I wonder why.

[sullen remnant]

pls standoff global offensive

[rich crow]

What is your best rank anyway,

This season.

[sullen remnant]

bronze 2

[dire gorge]

does anyone wann 1v1, i kinda bored heh :3

[sullen remnant]

best rank

for me

[sullen remnant]

1v1 me in gta online pls

[devout bobcat]

1v1 me at monza

[dire gorge]

trash game

[sullen remnant]

chess dot com?

[solid saddle]

q

[dire gorge]

sure

[sullen remnant]

okay

[solid saddle]

Tru

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I am a phoenix in competitive, season 5.

[sullen remnant]

i suck tho

[rich crow]

However I changed my ID (Apple) and that was the end of my account.

I just started a new one though!

[solid saddle]

F

[devout bobcat]

Last time I played gta online I was on that race and then never coming back

[craggy ether]

Proof

[rich crow]

Yeah, I hope so.

How does that happen?

Maybe because of outrageous offence?

[solid saddle]

Standoff2

[craggy ether]

Oh okay

[rich crow]

Do not tell me that you got falsely accused for cheating and then got banned.

You can’t be that good, blud.

[hexed igloo]

yes

[devout bobcat]

Ah yes, the good old “Google vs Piracy”

[solid saddle]

They dont care ab that tho

[rich crow]

🙌

[rich crow]

It depends on what security system SO2 uses, honestly.

[solid saddle]

Idk this bot anti cheat sucks

Hope they will make new one

[rich crow]

👍

[solid saddle]

Cuz its standoff

[rich crow]

Hmm..

[solid saddle]

Same xd

[craggy ether]

Standoff no know what is skill issue

😄

[hexed igloo]

My account was perma banned, then they unbanned me

[solid saddle]

I got 9 :3

[rich crow]

BlueStacks is an app SO2 bans.

[solid saddle]

:D

[rich crow]

I never heard of what you’re saying.

[hexed igloo]

nope

[rich crow]

😶

[rich crow]

Hmm?

[hexed igloo]

cause i use it

[rich crow]

I mean that is an emulator,

[solid saddle]

Nope

[rich crow]

Did you use backdoored cheats in it or modify it?

[hexed igloo]

no

[solid saddle]

I mean if u would shot 100% hs in like 10 matches yea u can get banned

[rich crow]

If you didn’t do any of the above.

[verbal imp]

Duh but he's saying you won't get banned for using it

[solid saddle]

But it's not

[rich crow]

You won’t get banned.

[hexed igloo]

Standoff 2 allows you to play on emulator

[solid saddle]

Ye

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solid saddle]

Sadly

[rich crow]

I know, but I meant to say that the only way that person would’ve been banned would be modifying the app or using backdoor cheats.

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hexed igloo]

its actually a problem tho, im not talking about the regular "pc advantage" it's more like they can develop more advance cheats with this being allowed and normalized

[rich crow]

Imagine hypocrisy.

[solid saddle]

Only ppl that cant play on phone normaly use that tbh

[rich crow]

I know you used cheats, bro!

[solid saddle]

True xd

[hexed igloo]

just get stable 144

[rich crow]

Huge IPads and PCs are the best devices to play SO2 on.

I can’t imagine someone playing very good in a mobile.

[verbal imp]

Cuz it sucks to play on a phone

And im a phone player

[solid saddle]

Mr i play on phone wdym

Its not bad

[rich crow]

I play on a 12.9 inch IPad Pro,

[verbal imp]

God I wish I had my tablet

[rich crow]

It’s comfortable.

[verbal imp]

How

[rich crow]

?

[solid saddle]

But yk playing mobile game on pc :/

[verbal imp]

My hands hurt after playing for a while

[rich crow]

Are you asking me or Vampi.

[solid saddle]

Isn't fair

[rich crow]

I mean, yeah.

Honestly,

iPads are the best!

[solid saddle]

Thats why on tournaments they check if u play on pc or mobile

[rich crow]

By the way, what are your settings for sensitivity, acceleration and crosshair?

[solid saddle]

Mine?

[tough meadow]

Only phones are allowed in tournaments, yes. But a former member of this server, a tier 2 so2 competitive player, claimed emulator players would terrorise in the early stages of tournaments which were usuall held online and bail out during physical/LAN stages

[rich crow]

Really needed tips.

[rich crow]

Oh, forgot to ping.
Yes, you.

[solid saddle]

Yea ik

I played in some

But didn't do much about that xd

[solid saddle]

Yh wait

[rich crow]

👍

[solid saddle]

Sens 2.9
Acc 0.0

[rich crow]

There’s a stupid five minute duration for typing.

[rich crow]

Could you send a screenshot for your cross hair?

[solid saddle]

Yea I did ss

[rich crow]

Okay.

[solid saddle]

#📸│photos

Mr

I trust u that u got 1fpa

Dw

Xd

[rich crow]

Thanks.

[solid saddle]

np

[rich crow]

That is buns.

[solid saddle]

But dont forget it's phone settings

[rich crow]

How did you reach that level with such a potato device?

[rich crow]

Yeah, it’ll work on IPad I guess.

I’ll test the sensitivity out though.