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Sorry, I'll get to it
same right about that time
My bad, let me fix this issue.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
We fired you last week zani
😰😖💔
(unfairly with no severance pay btw)
without prior notice and unpaid
im suing for my paycheck amount
im suing for no ios update
($5 an hour)
who cares if you sound too white to be considered asian
(Been waiting for 3days now)
all im saying is, do you often wash your tennis balls with sulfuric acid
or perhaps dip them in a container of one
facts
Defo no eep today
balls.
bad bad
Grind
USA
and standoff
Just don’t exist together
The community is pretty much small
try ns
Or just not play at all

He has Naturally Aspirated friend
West call

when is the new update coming to ios?
in exactly 3.43 hours
aight
it came to me in a dream
check out #1044085342308941944
ok fr now. The fact is we don't know. It's up to the ios devs to decide when to approve an update

Wtf
Good u?
Meow ;3
No way
I'm thinking to play comp again, been a while 😔
U will lose
What you been doing
Meowing
I've been breaking blocks and sh cuz I'm in mfing minecraft
xD
Real
Which bot do i have to dm
For legend role
Comms officer
@silk moth
@silk moth
When will you grind your skill back?
I dunno lowkey
I saw a vid which showed how to train aim
Been doing that for a while
Well more of a video clip of someone in training ground that I found in the photos channel
I need one game for ranger too
I am Phönix
I am literally perfectly sitting at 1600 xD
...I advise you to not play then
Naw I'm him
Me drop 80 kill truz
Wait 80?
More like 8 tbh but uhh
Let's go
I don't think you can do 80
Ye xD idk why I said 80 😭
Ye got it
.
W
Bruh I contacted comms officer rank verify for my allies master
I am always legend but just got the role
k I am champ now but ye
the matches i lost got cancelled because of a cheater but my mmr didint increase
damn i lost mmr
Game is kinda dying, isn't it
My friends already left, they told me updates are repeatative, and no excitement in market
I don't wanna leave man
when standoff 2 gonna give us 0.35.3 on ios
nah
the day you stop dreaming about so2 caring for its players
jeez i want to know the answer, not this
Huh😭
android has 0.35.3
next year
i cant even play comp with my friend dawg
@radiant sequoia are u by any chance also name little clothing?
İos update comed?
Uhhh
No
i was wondering
I don't think so, check rq
why the bio and the name were similar
I have bad wifi so this might take a while... Sadly
How much percent done?
Either way it's kinda good, my eye is burning and is red rn, it'll return to normal by the time u come back
53%
Alr np I'll wait
@sour star you should get a job
Job 🔥
I'll assume it'll take another 20 mins so I'll go play a couple of allies
you need something to fill your free time cuz you’re a tiktok menace 😭
My friend has taken it from a Portuguese guys whatsApp bio
And I took it and added an extra line to it

@waxen stirrup
Guys
how do you achieve those numbers man i can’t watch that much 😭
What is ios uptade
watch them during eork
work
or school
like me
Can someone measure a glove or a knife? It can be either one and because I can't afford to buy one @here @everyone
@everyone someone decent like master elite or legend wanna go comp rn mb? with comms obv
maybe 25cm idk
probably like 5 inch
so you are little clothing

Umamusume and teto❤️🩹
Holy peak
GOld gold gold
Normie
keya.
He became a Valorant streamer 🥲
No more Gold Gold Gold
egirl egirl egirl
Yes
💔
😔
@radiant sequoia I updated btw
cs a dead game bruh
valve so lazy they didnt even check new map code
there was an entity called N word cat
and multiple copyright infringment worthy refrences
Nice cat

do you gehen valorant spielen?
Niemals
moving trains vs cat named || ||
who wins
Fym little clothing
I kinda accidentally through muscle memory
Queued a comp without u
Sorry bro
😔
What the hell

Nah it's fine
Why can't I see the spoiler
xiao yi zi
someone queue allies in singapore its been 40 mins 💔
I went 9 9
little clothing
😭😭😭
She's well clothed in the pfp dawg? I'll assume ur talking about pfp
the name
Ohh
I lowkey forgot what it was xD
What game mode do you play until 9😭
Like uhh
My kd was 9 keel 9 deatu
Lemme get this sticker unc
I sugg still 
My aim ain't any better
I'm so bad game is like "alr bro here have gold ranks so you feel good" And I end up performing worse than the golds 
U sleepin tonight cuz I'm dying in comp
Do you think I have good aim?
Hell no
I did pull myself together and ended up barely above the golds
Though I hate it that it's barely above them
You won?
Ye we won
Idk. 
🔥
hi i am owner of this server
Bye
thats ur last warning , before i put u in freaky jail
that would be my 5th time and i dont mind.

😹 oo teri
iH
Is the update out for ios?
U revolvers leader?
(Maybe)
No
Straight to the point 
I’m always straight 
Unless someone else bends like one of those balloons
hail nawww
That won’t happen 
Bypassing the filter? 
my message?
please dont sir
hi
hi
noobs
nerds
@drowsy torrent @radiant sequoia noobs
Ye when the update is out
keep dreaming big dawg
ive lost all hope
@rich crow whats my reward if i hit comp legend
i need motivation
just a ugly charnlm
@devout bobcat do you trolling?
It takes a week
"focusing on school"
Since it out for android
No
never said that
Is he
Keya.
do you guys even have players active to play
Is he keya
Keya.
Where!?!?
someone did
Not here
how many accs do u still have in this server

tf
No u
67
noobs
Anyone down for some comp
fuh na
too much effort to just chat in a mobile game discord
Do you rember
Ios update when
21st of sember

🫦

zesty ahh nerd
What if I reported a hacker but they wont do anything? Guy has almost 8k mmr… remember this server having a report channel but cant find it now

He just got a better gaming chair cmon man
We do the scrim after they update
I want a gamingchair letting me onetap through the wall too
get gaming socks
lightning mcqueen socks
boring
Did open a ticket
the anti slip ones
How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
mine has rgb
mine has style
I need finger sleeves

My fingers starting to sweat for some reason (pretty sure it's sweat, I lowkey have no clue)
Then what
i need my hands to sweat so i can play
Did anyone receve anythung from the flash mob event
to make it sound like youre wiping glass
Who is him
I didnt make a video but do I need it if its obvious by the account and match history?
🤣
Alr
im pro that way
sure noob
personally whenever I report a video proof is mandatory. But you can still try and report with the evidence you have, though I won't gurantee it'll work
Thankyou!
sweaty gamer literally
no
Mega knight
huuuuu
pekka solos
Hoooo
HOYA
level 15 vs level 11 thats how

Ye p2w
Meow

Meow :3
What about iphone??
it takes a few days for the ios devs to approve updates
0.35.2
so no, it's not out yet
I think
Soo when ?
Damn
it's not up to us unfortunately. It'll take a few days like what katze said for the ios people to approve the update
Bro i played 1 game in flashmob and received 100 gold
So now i cannot play with my team now bruh
Hallo gng
Hi
@knotty pivot Hallooo
Hru?
Oh
I have a set now
Nice
No No
It's for 260 gold
Arcane
And what about the set rn:
Sting Fleck + Champion gloves
idk
Cool
@knotty pivot It's called Freezing Gasp
SM1014
A skin I wanted when it was released
Imma buy it anyway
Later on
noobs

noob
no me pro
Hello ladies and gentlemens 
Helo
I’ve been lied by the weather radar
How did that happen?

Not technically lied to but information came too late
That makes more sense
Ik what kind of man you are
A 10 minutes delay can change drastically in the weather

You aint neev, you’re noov 
What day will the iOS update arrive?
Lol
5 minutes I’m looking at clear sky, 5 minutes later it’s heavy rain
nabs
I need my snacks 
Otherwise my mood will get ruined
Helo
Huhhhhh

No
Helo
when will iPhone update release
YES WE DID WON YA
I have 425 match on comp I know everyone from here
No i won
Wallbang means through a wall right?
It will release tomorrow
Like that daily task
Why android users got update and ios users didnt
Alr
Ok upside
Dev told me

You need to visit mars

Photos
Becuz it's f wwooorrdd
It is up to the App Store moderators to approve the update. This can take up to a week
But not really
How the helly can that font be used in-game
Uuhhhh with f
Somehow
Cant find my self
Took me too
Long
Too
but yes anyways
I just wanna say hi
No this cannot be true
Wanna play comp ?
I won 2 times against u and 3rd carried u
🥲
Its like 3 days alredy
I had a bad game
I am ios not update yet for me
and bad team
This shi its crazy
Same
Yws
Yes
Alr when i go home
I usually carry my team but when I play on my balcony
I play chill and let them play for me
App Store has more stringent policy towards developer when it comes to it
I dont play for anyone
Yes
@lethal sentinel yes
I did carry 2.600 Mmr player
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I did win a 2v1 against 2700 mmr players in allies
Stop glazing
Man this starting to get crazy. Whit this update
I kill u
How do i get pro
By playing
Its true
I have won s8 legend soft 8-7
On temple map
Duel
Yes
Noob is peeking me
It has always been like this since the beginning 
Im noob
Then play
Did win against two cheaters with -M and carried him
Flexing whit that its crazy
Stop u never ragebait me
on s9 when I used to play with olayers i had many match canclled on allies
Buy a new phone
And an on mobile
I don’t rage bait
I got 90Hz on phone it has 40-60Fps
Practice In tdm or defuse
after that I can judge
Ok
What's your id btw?
Wait lemme check
Ok
Wdym by checking rankings?
Ok wait
I send a friend request
Alr dm me when u wanna play
Ok
meow
noob
Meow :3
nah ion think u got skill for that
You android or iphone?

You can stretch it by enabling multi tasking
shutup
And then full screen Standoff2
Youtube exist
And go on YouTube if you didn't understand me
I think he doesn't know that
Typical
people ask questions here without searching it for a second
We don’t want toxicity here
It's fine tho
Who's starting toxicity


U good?
only?
@silk moth
Dm him
@storm pond what do you mean how would that help me
Like
is it bad hitting with deagle and sniper head
?
Mhm
noob
I have job already I don't need another one
What’s good
yes
Yeah
im pro
Good good

an elite said
how
I will kindly reject your offer


If I play like a bot,will you willing to with me?
i had once but i got kicked 😭
2053
@tiny ember so how
Yes
noob
Someone with shi internet
I’m so noob so don’t laugh at me pls
Ok
😂😂
which one plays on Netherlands
hahahaha
Okay
Mmr?
Live wanna play?
🤢
too
I’ve send
Drop me if
Still grinding genshin 
Now?
Id
@ancient osprey
@lethal sentinel in 30 mins
Okay broski
He is a boy
Which server do you play
I have my id on bio add me whene ever you want
imagine being a noob
nooobs
I jt want play with you next time
Thx
Show me
im scared
Coward
I don't
yes
U r pro
Nah I got enough of em outside of my house
Forever


dont bully me i got legend and stopped playing
So don’t be so mean anymore
@lethal sentinel alr bot dm me for id
they are
android pro sigma
giv me gold😁
How much
No but I wanna see prices
Hi
Or I might be serious
idk id do it for like 200
I realised today
I’m also 2018 veteran
That
Would u hack me
Im lazy
fuh na i dont care bout ur acc
But u would care about skins
How does the process be
We play in a team
well about that
And I’m unranked
Idk about giving account
I don’t mind
No I have 250 gold right now
Ur ways
what if i hit you legend on an alt or sum
if you dont wanna give ur main
if i do it with my duo its freelo
i dont want robux lol🤣
I’m unranked do I need to play 10 matches then we q
yes and soloq will be painful
k
This shit happened to me once 🙂
nabs
Man you took this way too far
Guys can yall play with android players if you have an iPhone in this new actualization ?
I was talking about ingame so2
That guy acted like a girl with fake social media and all but then she was he
Guys can yall play with android players if you have an iPhone in this new actualization ?
Hahahahaha
OMG yall i played allies with randoms and i won 7 matches
Nice
yes
@stray violet guess wot
Wot
@lethal sentinel
will i get a high rank if i lost 2 matches and won 8
What an achievement, yay!
Plastic
what does that mean 😭
Guys can yall play with android players if you have an iPhone in this new actualization ?
LET'S GOOOO
New rank plastic
You will get banned i guess
YES
no
bombastic
Finally my boy jz got drip
No
yes
No bombs pls
ohh
Heheeeeeee
Me happy
And now all I gotta do is finish BP and wait for the loot to drop
Now bro just needs harmony daggers to complete the set

Ooo
Lemme see those
@mods
Any indian here?
ayayayyay
@mods
No I can't smell em
MODS
MODS
MODS

huh what happened
WASSS
<@&623865280208175104> they calling y'all
@mods
NEIN

@stray violet hear me out
What if I sell my kidney for the daggers
Good idea

You don't need 2
Realistically
Indeed
Imma try brb
Okei
shi looks hella boring
Unc done changed his profile like 4 times in the past 2 days
yup
his palms are sweaty🗣️🗣️
Guys rate my PFP 1-10
0
☹️
YUIPEE
ik being honest unlikr these guys being fake nice
Ts trash af 0/10
i am not lying
this is just bullying guys leave da man alone
You right
Making him believe it's good enough for a 0 is bullying
Let's not give him false hope
dawg🤣🤣🤣
Yo pfp -100000/10
bawlrightttt
Wisdom
I think he got muted lmao
What da fek did u buy
Poor guy
220 awm sport v2s
still no ios update smh
500 cigarettes

Bruh

cat.
We have enough supply
Still no upd for ios?
Why buy Sport V2
While u have the free one from Temu
nopesies
Indeed
AWM ELEVATION
No yellow rarity 
Someone was rocking the free one with 4 V2 stickers
you mean cold blooded?
What r u buying those for
Yas
Mold blooded
pay gorn

Too much money unc
Bro thinks we're all millionaires
U don't have 2 dollars or u have but have no way to spend it on game (no visa crad type shi)
I think 6skins is enough
if i win the next tournament im gonna buy the syndicate box
Well I'm lazy so I jus buy gold now
Listen
Ciggs and coffe is best combo change my mind
Just gloves knife akr m4a1 g22 and usp
🤜 🤛
oxygen and water🗿
Nu
O2 goat
Smart, u have skins for guns u use
I have skins for everything, including guns I never use, Arcane tier
doooooont care
nabs
mans js had to include the arcane part alright buddy
I nearly only use these stuff
Noob
no more poor shaming
robin hood but on text
🦛
Welp whatever I had went into my gloves
idk
@rich crow Shut up pls
ye ur funny
My point is I'm wasting gold cu my ego
cus stoopid
noob
YES
Thx guys
give me a slice
Wait Cat what's the knife u wanna buy
the other one







