💬│english-chat

[slow oyster]

Plus I'm in highschool

[terse smelt]

Rm?

[clever prairie]

goodphone 7 its cheap

[slow oyster]

You should've lend me a house instead

[west canopy]

🤣🤣

im not jeff bezos sorry

[slow oyster]

Ye

[terse smelt]

What's rm

[slow oyster]

My currency

Low ahh currency

[terse smelt]

Which country

[slow oyster]

You should ask Google at this point

[terse smelt]

Malaysia

[slow oyster]

[terse smelt]

[west canopy]

OK GARMIN🗣️

maybe u dont kno dat one wait

do asians know about ok garmin?

@slow oyster

[terse smelt]

🥀 🥀

[west canopy]

AHAHAHA

[slow oyster]

Ionknow

[terse smelt]

Is that ur fd?

[mortal ibex]

guys why can i not find match in clan battle?

[west canopy]

not very funny to most people but makes me die of laughter

[terse smelt]

R u in a clan?

[mortal ibex]

yes

[slow oyster]

L

[mortal ibex]

i have been in q for 10 minutes

[terse smelt]

You can play it with clan members in a lobby

Maybe server issues

[silk coral]

us servers?

[spice citrus]

i cant warmup bruhhh its so cold

[silk coral]

us servers never have anyone

[west canopy]

did you try my signature dish

[slow oyster]

No

[bold scaffold]

[slow oyster]

Cuz I didn't bought any of them yet

[bold scaffold]

Hello

[west canopy]

i can send u money too

anything for ppl to experience that kind of goodness

[slow oyster]

Eloo

[bold scaffold]

­
­

­

[slow oyster]

I just find out how to use sticker

[bold scaffold]

How?

[slow oyster]

Idk honestly I just press my keyboard

[bold scaffold]

I think I saw your name while playing standoff 2

[west canopy]

LOL

[spice citrus]

someone 1v1 i need to warmuo

[west canopy]

nah im washed

[spice citrus]

i need someone above gold ive been playing golds in tdm i feel my skill going away

[west canopy]

@slow oyster is legend

[slow oyster]

U sure cuz there's million of Japanese name in game

[spice citrus]

i just need someone decent

[bold scaffold]

I checked and nope it was not your name

[high furnace]

Ello guys

[slow oyster]

Lol

[bold scaffold]

Hello penguin 🐧

[high furnace]

Wait wha

[stray sage]

Npc

[bold scaffold]

🐧

[high furnace]

So people can't have opinions on they're names?

[high furnace]

🐧

[west canopy]

lel

[clever prairie]

elo

[bold scaffold]

Helo

[clever prairie]

nice pfp

[bold scaffold]

Thx

[west canopy]

@slow oyster what time is for you

u must be eepy

[slow oyster]

7am

[clever prairie]

7am?

[slow oyster]

[west canopy]

AH

1:50 am for me

[high furnace]

[clever prairie]

00:50

[high furnace]

[high furnace]

Samesies

[west canopy]

Nicesies

[slow oyster]

School

[high furnace]

[west canopy]

aka suffering

[slow oyster]

I'll be gone in 15 mins

[high furnace]

aka hell

[west canopy]

:((

[slow oyster]

[spice citrus]

anyone have iq higher than room temp?

[high furnace]

Random

[west canopy]

nah im better than that

[slow oyster]

Lowkey if I reach the gate after 7.30 I'm getting expelled

[spice citrus]

i need a player for 1v1 to warmup

[west canopy]

WASS

[high furnace]

[bold scaffold]

Ok

[high furnace]

What rank is u

[slow oyster]

Just a dumb school rule

[clever prairie]

gl

[slow oyster]

As usual

[spice citrus]

skill around legend

[west canopy]

smh

[high furnace]

Ok yeah nvm

[west canopy]

fuh em

[high furnace]

[spice citrus]

:(

[bold scaffold]

Go ahead play with him xD

[high furnace]

Drop I'd cuh

[spice citrus]

217292285

i think

[high furnace]

But I'm getting obliterated

[west canopy]

do they let you skip school n shhi

[spice citrus]

217292258 id

noo wait

217292958

[bold scaffold]

Can I be the spectator

[high furnace]

Ok

[slow oyster]

Which school would

[high furnace]

Drop id broski

[bold scaffold]

Les gooo

[bold scaffold]

Ok wait

[west canopy]

mine

they dont gaf

[high furnace]

Yo duck

[spice citrus]

elo

[west canopy]

i already have like 30absences

[high furnace]

@spice citrus

[spice citrus]

yes

[high furnace]

Pick do I play on ipad

Or phone

[spice citrus]

ipad

[slow oyster]

That's ok, if you have your more Longer than your eyebrow on my school you lose your hair

[high furnace]

Are u on ios

[spice citrus]

im android

[high furnace]

Okay good

[west canopy]

confusion

has been activated

[spice citrus]

i go take a piis rq

[high furnace]

@bold scaffold leave some vodka for me

[west canopy]

ohhh

wait

[bold scaffold]

Wait

[high furnace]

Oki

[bold scaffold]

253503878

[west canopy]

i think i get it

[slow oyster]

Yea

Dead

[bold scaffold]

I wanna be Spector

[high furnace]

Oki

[bold scaffold]

Les goo

[west canopy]

[slow oyster]

Bye

[west canopy]

u got ts

[high furnace]

See ya in game

[bold scaffold]

Ok

[west canopy]

byee

[bold scaffold]

Are you playing now?

[spice citrus]

meow

[dim needle]

Yes I am

[hardy river]

Ranked!?

[spice citrus]

@bold scaffold hop into my vc

ill screenshare

[tribal bolt]

Hi

When will apple get update?

[spice citrus]

u see @west canopy ?

[west canopy]

yeyeyeye

[tribal bolt]

Does anyone know when will apple get update?

[west canopy]

when the apple rots

idk

ios sucks bro i wanna get android

[shell skiff]

Ong

[shell skiff]

Mind if I watch?

[spice citrus]

go on

[barren yew]

Sup

[tribal bolt]

fr

[frigid sequoia]

hello yall

[west canopy]

@spice citrus let him breathe for a second lol

[spice citrus]

xd sry

[west canopy]

me go sleep

gn yall

[spice citrus]

gnn

how was it thqual xD

[dim needle]

Ye

[dim needle]

Comp

Ios?

[hardy river]

Android

[dim needle]

Send is

Id

Asap

[hardy river]

What'z ur rank first

[dim needle]

Comp champ
Allies elite 2096

[hardy river]

Cuz i have many acc idk wich one to play on

[dim needle]

Read up

[hardy river]

Dm

@dim needle

@dim needle

[neon meteor]

Speed

[spice citrus]

@shell skiff u enjoying the show? xD

[shell skiff]

Yes

Your crazy bro

Watching you will I try to rizz up the huzz

Lowk helped me lock in @spice citrus

[spice citrus]

xDD

i mean to yall it looks hella good but this is how legend players play on average

theres hella better ppl than me

[spice citrus]

if ya need help w aim or anything hit me up

[high furnace]

Nah bro I got absolutely clapped

[shell skiff]

Alr when can I start coach

lmaoo

[spice citrus]

ur decent my dude u do not qualify for gold

[high furnace]

Anyone wanna watch me 1v1 upside?

[pearl coral]

ye

47779581

[shell skiff]

Ducky’s wanna watch me play a match rq

[spice citrus]

whenever u want im mostly free for the whole day

[shell skiff]

See my sense

And how I play

[spice citrus]

if u want u can go against spinach

[shell skiff]

Can’t

I’m iOS

No update

[pearl coral]

add me

[spice citrus]

oh aight les go

[high furnace]

Ducky wanna watch?

[spice citrus]

im watching thqual

how much fps u playing @shell skiff

[west canopy]

still awake :))

[spice citrus]

slip

[west canopy]

me try ducky

but no luck

i cant hop off music

and mia is ignoring me in dms so im mad too

[shell skiff]

Idek

[spice citrus]

lmaoooo

[west canopy]

yeah

or she asleep but idk

im convinced shes awake

ok but fr now

im outski

gn

[dim needle]

@hardy river

Nroo

Accept

[spice citrus]

do u hear me @shell skiff

[dark cape]

Can someone donate me a knife?

[high furnace]

Beggar

Work for it

[bold scaffold]

Noice

[high furnace]

Bro kept teleporting behind me

[shell skiff]

Ye but ur g

Thoughts?

[bold scaffold]

Lol

[spice citrus]

util and economy is good but ur aim and gamesense and movement need improving

[shell skiff]

Look at my screen rq

I’m playing no audio rn so that’s a little why

And look

[dark cape]

Lmao

[buoyant perch]

how i report cheaters?

[shell skiff]

Only 9 hours on game

So

[shell skiff]

I used to play c ops

[spice citrus]

ur then good fr

[shell skiff]

But now so2 and clash

[high furnace]

I met a guy who was elite on allies phoenix on duels and 2h of gameplay

[spice citrus]

cheater xD

[high furnace]

My 41 mri man

[buoyant perch]

bro the cheater i matched rn was 130 hours and using auto win

i cant handle this anymore, its like 3 cheaters w/ 4 matches

[tiny ember]

[high furnace]

dawg spare me a case

Wtf

[shell skiff]

Freelo

[frigid sequoia]

hello yall

[shell skiff]

Any one watch me cook that cr match

[high furnace]

Yeah I did

[shell skiff]

W

Clash too easy

I’ll be back

Gimme like 15

[spice citrus]

ight

[bold scaffold]

Isn't the song was good?

@spice citrus

Was it good

@spice citrus should I play the song?

[heavy mirage]

Hi

I'm from Filipino 🇵🇭

[bold scaffold]

I think I saw you somewhere

@spice citrus was the song good or need a better one?

XD

[high furnace]

[spice citrus]

wachu think @high furnace from that tdm

am i chitir

[high furnace]

Bros god level enemy

[high furnace]

Na

[bold scaffold]

@spice citrus was the good

[spice citrus]

:3

well im gonna go sleep gn

[high furnace]

Gn

Same

Gn Upside

Gn Ducky

[bold scaffold]

I will sleep later

[high furnace]

[spice citrus]

kekw

[bold scaffold]

I'm active till my phone too

[high furnace]

No sleep is normal for upside

[bold scaffold]

No sleep for me

[high furnace]

Go sleep you madafaka

[bold scaffold]

No

[high furnace]

[bold scaffold]

Because it's day time (I didn't sleep for the whole night)

[high furnace]

[bold scaffold]

I'm always active till my phone too

[high furnace]

Gn terrorist

[spice citrus]

Where u from spinach

[high furnace]

Lithuania

[spice citrus]

Aa baltic dude

[high furnace]

Yea

[bold scaffold]

We planing to kaboom your house

[spice citrus]

Im balkan :3

[high furnace]

Aa

[bold scaffold]

Dude

[high furnace]

Watafak

[bold scaffold]

Yas

[high furnace]

I'm getting 100 gold tomorrow

[spice citrus]

Smoking after abusing kids in tdm is best feeling

[spice citrus]

Sheesh nice

[high furnace]

[bold scaffold]

Osama command us to kaboom your house @high furnace

[high furnace]

WHA

[bold scaffold]

It's just terrorist stuff

[spice citrus]

I got a knife from a case in battlepass :33333

[bold scaffold]

Very noice

[high furnace]

Breh

Bros Elon musk but in the game

[spice citrus]

I got like 3 reds in a row one stattrack

[spice citrus]

U havent seen my friends inventory

[high furnace]

Like I can't even afford a third of a case and bro has like 30 of them

[spice citrus]

100k+ gold

[high furnace]

What.

[spice citrus]

Yes he had daggers harmony, treasure hunter st and basicly every glove

[bold scaffold]

I have water irl

[high furnace]

I have bottle of vodka

[spice citrus]

Pass it

[high furnace]

Nah bro it's mine

[bold scaffold]

Osama bin laden said to fly the third plane to your house since it didn't hit the tower

[spice citrus]

Al Standoff Ka'eda

[high furnace]

[spice citrus]

Im fr gonna to sleep now

Cya dude

[bold scaffold]

Ok

[high furnace]

Cya Ducky

Sleep Well

[bold scaffold]

[high furnace]

Cya upside I'm going as well

[bold scaffold]

I'm not going

But bye

[spice citrus]

Upside gonna play music in general

[bold scaffold]

Dude you DIDN'T GOES TO SLEEP

[spice citrus]

XD cya fr

[bold scaffold]

Bye

[shell skiff]

He was blow’n me

😉😉

[bold scaffold]

[shell skiff]

Also does anyone not see the kid doxing himself in that vc

Bro got his email on display

[bold scaffold]

No

I didn't see

[shell skiff]

😡

[spice citrus]

thas u xD

[shell skiff]

That was my alt email

So I could care less bout it

[bold scaffold]

Ducky you ain't gonna sleep

[marsh basin]

Hi

[final coral]

He is new to this group chat

And might be very bad at english💔

But ok he is tryna learn english heh

[marsh basin]

[bold scaffold]

Hello

[wise agate]

Where is the new update for Iphone ???

[bold scaffold]

It will come tomorrow

[wise agate]

How did u know ?

[bold scaffold]

The dev told me

[wise agate]

What time ?

[bold scaffold]

They just said tomorrow

And that's it

@wise agate nah bro just kidding I don't know

[hexed igloo]

ios update comes in 30 minutes

[unborn tinsel]

Where I can put the promo code if I have IOS

[bold scaffold]

Somewhere

[unborn tinsel]

.

[stray violet]

Sorry, I delayed it further

[tough meadow]

at https://store.standoff2.com

[wise agate]

@tough meadow when the update com to IOS ?

[tough meadow]

the ios app store takes a while to approve updates. It takes at most a week after the android update usually

[fresh remnant]

so many hackers now its my 5th tdm and theres already a dude jumpshooting with a deagle and strafing HELLA fast wth

[short obsidian]

Ok mf

[fresh remnant]

?

[devout bobcat]

[misty oasis]

Morning chat

[storm pond]

Anyone ios comp?

[sage ibex]

comp?

[misty oasis]

iOS?

I'm android

[sage ibex]

android...

aha good

[misty oasis]

That works

[sage ibex]

we can play

[misty oasis]

Give me ur id

[sage ibex]

send ID

lol

wait

1min

[sage ibex]

189654081

[wicked flower]

comp takes forever to queueeuueeue

im on 14 minute right now

can anyone play comp with me im pushing elite to legend

just need 100 more mmr

[fresh remnant]

I will 1v1 someone for a a knife

[hexed igloo]

i will 5v1 someone for a knife

[wicked flower]

okay buddy

got like 5

what are you doing this again?

why

i see

got 5 artefacts

oh my god i found a match

how are you gonna get it

[stray violet]

I will 9v1 someone for a knife

[wicked flower]

ok

broooooo 3v5 2 people literally left because the other team was cracked

[stray violet]

They all get knives

[wicked flower]

i just want to enjoy comp

[stray violet]

Obviously

[wicked flower]

i dont even care if i lose

[stray violet]

I have 13k sitting

But I guess you ain't interested

[sage ibex]

damn waiting 10+min to find comp

and still haven't found anything

Lmao

8 hours said

imagine

[viscid swan]

Inflation

[marsh basin]

($$)

[bold scaffold]

Hello ladies and gentlemen

What is your rank?

Comp

Wanna play?

Comp

Ok

Bye

Ping me when you ready

[bold scaffold]

💀

Hello Mr gojo

🔫

Uh anyway

Wanna p l a y ?

Erm

Yes or no?

:/

If we could see our legs

In

[hexed igloo]

my bad lemme approve it

[storm pond]

When shit update is coming

[viral charm]

if i caught someone cheating while fliming it how long would the dude get banned

[storm pond]

U cant get him banned

Just report

[viral charm]

like report him with footage

would it make it faster

[storm pond]

This wont do a shit

[viral charm]

trying to reach legend

and these cheaters pissing me off

[storm pond]

You ios?

[viral charm]

android

updated

[storm pond]

Fr whats ur rank?

[viral charm]

wdym

do i downgrade

whats wrong with 0.35.3

[storm pond]

Nothing ig

[viral charm]

i got 1 problem with this update

since its not ready for iOS

i cant get frequent matches

20 minute comp queues

[storm pond]

Cuz its 7 am

[viral charm]

even yesterday

[neon lotus]

why would you even wait 20 minutes for a game

[viral charm]

i am like 100 mmr away from legend

and if the game with the cheaters gets cancelled like 40-30 mmr left

lol

[tough meadow]

How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[storm pond]

What server u play on

[viral charm]

will this get him banned sooner?

[tough meadow]

If you have video proof he'll get banned pretty much as soon as someone reviews your report @viral charm

So yes

[viral charm]

oh ok

atp do i gotta enabled instant reply for all of my games xd

the cheating problem is insane

[storm pond]

What about Netherlands?

[viral charm]

ping

for asians

very high

[storm pond]

Oh

Alr

[viral charm]

there might be a cheater in my game im gonna start recording

damn there is

I GOT A cheater

i recorded it

well i am done submitting

i cant send it there

howe

its 17mb

i will just upload it and send it to you

[rose tiger]

gng

why is it like ts

like

when i go to update standoff 2

it shows 70mb

when i actually install it

its like 1.81 gb

🥀

wtf💔

devs gotta fix it vro

i js moved out from my old house

and we dont have wifi

here

[sour rover]

skill issue tbh

[rose tiger]

🥀

[winged warren]

@main basalt check ur dms

[hardy echo]

Hi)

[rain knoll]

Hi

[misty oasis]

Hii

[warm kernel]

Hi

[amber bronze]

Swear to hell

Why am I matched against more than one good player

While the game put me with the one of the first 3 ancient bacteria on ewrth

[knotty pivot]

Me be like

[hexed igloo]

5 trapped ice age bacteria vs dying neutron star

[warm ore]

Ios update out?

[hexed igloo]

maybe

[devout bobcat]

Not yet

[storm pond]

Bots

[storm pond]

I am legend too why i dont have this

[tough meadow]

you have to dm @silk moth

[storm pond]

This bot

[tough meadow]

yes? You'll get to contact someone with the authority to give you the legend role if you dm the bot

try again it probably got lost in all the other requests

[warm ore]

No matchmaking for ios bro i waited 15 mins still matching

[storm pond]

Oh alr ty

[noble dagger]

[reef scarab]

Chyangba ko naam ta nepali ma cha ta

[tough meadow]

idk what you're saying

I'm not nepali

[slow oyster]

Seems normal wym

[slow gyro]

What are the best gloves for the M9 Blue blood knife?

How abt neuro?

[misty oasis]

Anyone comp?

[cyan pecan]

Why is there an update gap between iPhone and Android?

[knotty pivot]

Because they separate operating systems

[misty oasis]

..

[misty oasis]

Morning old man

Pretty old actually

[west canopy]

guess what

i slept 2 hours🫠

mornin shark

[slow oyster]

What

[west canopy]

me eepy

[slow oyster]

Sounds normal wym

[west canopy]

nope not normal😭😭

i feel half dead

can barely think straight

lowk might stay home today i feel ahh

[slow oyster]

Can't ping you what

[west canopy]

?

my name is vroom the great

[noble zealot]

Bruv this update its so anoying

[west canopy]

ios update will never drop btw

[knotty pivot]

[sterile jolt]

Did upd came out on ios

[west canopy]

nope

i js checked

[noble zealot]

The hell they will lose so many players

Its the tird day

[west canopy]

idk bro

ive been waiting for so long

[dense thistle]

Dead game

[noble zealot]

Im cheking every 2 hours

[west canopy]

hopefully today it drops

[reef scarab]

How’d you understand what I said

[slow oyster]

Conclusion, use android no iOS

[noble zealot]

They rly need to we wait to much

[west canopy]

Real

pray for me that i can convince my mom to let me stay home

me no want school today

[balmy lantern]

Where can i report someone

[slow oyster]

[west canopy]

@devout bobcat help em

[balmy lantern]

How do i change roles

[balmy lantern]

Please

[misty oasis]

Comms officer

[balmy lantern]

@devout bobcat I have clips

[devout bobcat]

I'm assuming you want to report a cheater in the game? Refer to this article on how to submit a report: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[devout bobcat]

You can change your roles in id:customize

[slow oyster]

Should I dump jkom over kunai

[neon lotus]

hello guys

[west canopy]

yes

100%

[slow oyster]

Balls, me no friend u anymore🥀

[west canopy]

wharra do

[stray sage]

Yes people can’t have an opinion

[slow oyster]

Nothing just why kunai over jkom

[cerulean marsh]

Nahh

[slow oyster]

This can't be rill

[west canopy]

i love kunai thats all

[slow oyster]

Are you a ninja or smth I thought Ur a batman

[west canopy]

what🤣🤣🤣

oh ninja cuz kunai

kk

nah im a butterfly enjoyah

[slow oyster]

Bro you think old for how you age

[west canopy]

do you know how old i am?

[slow oyster]

Are u a real unc

[cerulean marsh]

Now that's the first valid thing you've said tdy lmao

[slow oyster]

Teenagers

Should i drop it

[west canopy]

guess

[cerulean marsh]

Ngl I wish I'd saw more, but btf slays

[west canopy]

i yapalot as my bio says

[slow oyster]

15

[west canopy]

ding ding ding

[cerulean marsh]

Lol

[west canopy]

correct

[neon lotus]

bro what

[slow oyster]

He's slow for his age

It doesnt matter

[west canopy]

why u bullying me😭😭

[slow oyster]

Unc got 2 hour sleep I feel him

[cerulean marsh]

U did him dirty right there

[dense thistle]

[west canopy]

i told u i can barely think straight

also STOP calling me unc

[slow oyster]

Unintentional really

[slow oyster]

Why is it because you're younger than me

Are you generally hate uncs

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[west canopy]

if im younger ur the unc/auntie

MODS

BAN HIM

[devout bobcat]

Begging isn't allowed here

[neon lotus]

oh no😔 what am i gonna do

[cerulean marsh]

Wait woaah, did they finally add it to the rules

It was about time

[devout bobcat]

It has always been like that since the creation of this server

[west canopy]

ima go convince my ma to let me stay home

[cerulean marsh]

Never saw anyone getting their msgs deleted or doing a shi over it

Always went ignored

[devout bobcat]

Oversight 🦛

[slow oyster]

Gl

(bro Def not going to get it)

[neon lotus]

now i cant beg bc zhxrm wont let me

i dont need gold anyway😔

first example: give gold bro posts a 0.03 skin on #📸│photos for 28746.28 gold

[slow oyster]

☕

This pfp doesn't look that bad

[neon lotus]

the amound of beggars ive had on my dms or standoff is crazy

im just mocking

[west canopy]

I GOT IT

I GOT ITTTT

lets go baby

call me the master convincer

or sum

[slow oyster]

Nice

[west canopy]

ty

no school today lets go

wow

im so happy rn

[neon lotus]

void lemme see ur inventory

[slow oyster]

Sounds like an everyday thing but it's fine

[west canopy]

for me its more of a weekly thing

atleast once a week i need me some vacation

[slow oyster]

Good news on the girl I was talking about, though idk if it's real

[west canopy]

👀

[slow oyster]

Idk she lend me 100g for nothing

Told her to take my awm but she rejected

Is stt awm kings that bad

[west canopy]

kinda yeah🤣

[neon lotus]

@abstract turtle dms

[slow oyster]

Lowkey I think it's fit her gloves though but idk

It's fine ig

Go eep @west canopy

Batman

Simo

[west canopy]

hell nah

do you know what time it is rn

for me

[slow oyster]

[west canopy]

ive tried sleeping from 2am to now (12:00)

but no luck

i hope those mosquitos suffer

[slow oyster]

I don't even remember how much my inv worth

[west canopy]

that actually used to be my so2 name lol

[rich marsh]

Rich people things

[slow oyster]

I was there

[west canopy]

oh yeahhhh

pibz streams

i forgor

[slow oyster]

Losing against szureg on 5-0 comeback was pissing me so much I stop getting in tourney

[west canopy]

hehe

[slow oyster]

Typical

[west canopy]

i won the tourney tho!!!!!

[slow oyster]

What rich I have 1 glove and 1 knife and another 1 arcane skin

[slow oyster]

Twice

Couldn't do better

[west canopy]

lol

and hes hosting another one soon

[slow oyster]

200ping Vs 60

Like

What

[west canopy]

AND im registered for another one 3v3

With szureg

[slow oyster]

I was behind a wall they still shoot me behind a wall

[west canopy]

and his homeboy

[west canopy]

ping diff frfr

[neon lotus]

why is bro screen so stretched

[west canopy]

pro

things

[neon lotus]

not a pro thing

[west canopy]

yes a pro thing

[slow oyster]

Standard resolution makes movement feel slow

[slow oyster]

Since I'm used to it yeah I just use it

Not a pro thing

[west canopy]

i dont understand how you play on that phone btw

looks absolutely chopped

[slow oyster]

Everything is possible, when you get used to it

[slow oyster]

Imagine playing pubg on my phone

C4

[west canopy]

AHAHAHA

[neon lotus]

what phone do u have

[slow oyster]

I wonder why most players don't like stt

[west canopy]

bomb has been planted

[west canopy]

expensiveee

[slow oyster]

Y17s

[slow oyster]

I mean, why don't spend a little bit gold for something you can flex

Imagine having a usp that has 13k kills

[west canopy]

baller

[tough meadow]

because there's a "nepali" in whatever you said

[slow oyster]

Imma go out

Cuz

Why not

[devout bobcat]

[slow oyster]

Touching grass

[west canopy]

scawy

JUST JUST JUST

GIMME MY MONEY🗣️

GIMME MY MONION🗣️🗣️

[devout bobcat]

Can’t touch grass cuz of gloves

[west canopy]

sorry mister boss admin moderator

[rich marsh]

Oh You said you dont know ur inventory value

[west canopy]

sell the jkommando👹👹

[wind pumice]

Hello wonderful ppl of so2

Wsg wsh

[noble dagger]

[sour rover]

vas deferens

[slow oyster]

I dont

[covert hill]

Have u guys been experiencing matchmaking issues after the update??

[slow oyster]

[west canopy]

[slow oyster]

Uh, no

Touching grass foreal

[covert hill]

I can't get into any comp games

I am gold 4 in competitive

[slow oyster]

Change server

[uneven acorn]

hello

[west canopy]

@slow oyster do you have a ps2

[covert hill]

That's the the thing none of the servers are working

[slow oyster]

No

[uneven acorn]

you standoffers?

[west canopy]

unluckyyy

[slow oyster]

Used the play the game

[west canopy]

what game

[uneven acorn]

hello mans

[slow oyster]

It's a psx or a PS1 I think

[wind pumice]

[slow oyster]

It's kind of unpopular most don't even know the game

[west canopy]

you should get a ps2 and play the need for speed games

so goated

[slow oyster]

Bloody roar

[uneven acorn]

hello

[slow oyster]

I've played nfsu2 before

[west canopy]

im gonna go play it rn

[uneven acorn]

HELLO

[slow oyster]

Ye

[west canopy]

also ps2s arent that expensive in ur country right?

[uneven acorn]

ura

[west canopy]

you should get one

[uneven acorn]

zdraste

[uneven acorn]

hz

[slow oyster]

I don't know, haven't check them

[west canopy]

for me theyre like 40-60€

not alot

[slow oyster]

I don't know, lose interest in console since there's bunch of emulator today

[west canopy]

ps2 is pretty hard to run

on emu

[slow oyster]

50euro isn't cheap

[neon lotus]

50€ is cheap

thats one day at work

[slow oyster]

That's like almost rm 170 at least

[west canopy]

mannn

one day ill send u a ps2

or something

or you could even get a ds im sure those are dirt cheap

[slow oyster]

Bro u always said this I swear if I go in grave first imma hunt you bad luck if you didn't do it

[tough meadow]

you don't really have to buy a ps2. Any low end pc, if you have, can run the older need for speeds smoothly

[west canopy]

i would if i could

[neon lotus]

a mid range phone can emulate ps2

[uneven acorn]

buy ps5

[west canopy]

but the actual console is better imo

and cheaper

[tough meadow]

I recommend nfs most wanted 2005. It's the best in the series

[west canopy]

i prefer ug2 but its a never ending debate

so lets js leave it at that

[hexed igloo]

ug2 is it

ever since my brother got that for our ps2 i fell in love with it

[west canopy]

hehe

goat game

[slow oyster]

Goated customazation

[west canopy]

and goat brother

[crystal cave]

Anyone wanna allies? Singapore or hong kong

[hexed igloo]

nah that would be Carbon

[west canopy]

frfrfr

my riced out civic is certified sick

[hexed igloo]

real

[tough meadow]

carbon was so weird and awesome at the same time

[slow oyster]

Lancer 9 was the fav, event tho I don't know a single thing about car

[west canopy]

lel

[hexed igloo]

its not the best, but the customization is in its own league

[west canopy]

ive never played it but looks kinda weird tbh

[slow oyster]

Is that x7 on your pfp

[west canopy]

yup

rx7

[slow oyster]

Nice

[west canopy]

i either wanna get an fc or fd

i love the rotaries even though they unreliable

brap brap brap

[slow oyster]

Who cares if you're wealthy

[west canopy]

im not tho😭

ONE DAY

im gonna get a sick jdm

thats a promise im making to myself

[noble dagger]

[slow oyster]

Rather have a decent bike actually

But it's fine

[west canopy]

nanananana

after i let you ride in my car youll change opinion

trust me on that

[slow oyster]

I'm obsessed with cars more than you I bet

Damn im sleepy I'm missing words

[west canopy]

no ur not

i promise you ur not

[slow oyster]

9

[west canopy]

NEINNN

where you from again?

thailand

cant remember

[slow oyster]

[west canopy]

car scene is prolly way more alive there

romania is dead af

i NEED a 90s car

200sx rx7 na miata something mannn

crx

not no eco box from the 2010s

yeaaa

or i even found a celica with a bodykit for 8.5k but im only 15 ffs

as soon as i finish school im gonna go work somewhere until i can afford my first car

@devout bobcat

begging again

[devout bobcat]

I'm not the only helper here, you can ping changba if I'm not online

[west canopy]

k sorry

[slow oyster]

What am I trying to say

[west canopy]

huh

eepy moment?

[slow oyster]

Nah

Just deleted my chat

[slow oyster]

Maybe

A bit

[west canopy]

doing a url race in ug2😎

[rich marsh]

Fine man i thought u r rich

But i am poor

[slow oyster]

It's been a while playing bloody roar

[gritty owl]

hi

[slow oyster]

Kinda missed it

[west canopy]

get a ps2

even if it takes eating plain rice for a month straight

it will be worth it

[slow oyster]

Pokémon rse, forered leaf green

I haven't even finished heart gold

[west canopy]

platinum is peak

[slow oyster]

Meh

[west canopy]

playing it on my 3ds

[west canopy]

you wont regret it

[slow oyster]

Not interested in it though

[west canopy]

i bought a gba just to play emerald now its dusty

[slow oyster]

Lowkey trying to learn Pokemon's themes

[west canopy]

themes?

wdym

[slow oyster]

Song

[west canopy]

ohhh

do the one

Wait whats it called lemme look

[slow oyster]

Haven't even finished one

[west canopy]

Eterna forest from dpp

I have that as background music for my 3ds theme

i love it so much

[golden condor]

Bruh when will be released the upd on iOS

[west canopy]

never dawg

ive lost hope

[neon lotus]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lethal sentinel]

Wsg gang

[lethal sentinel]

Kebab

[west canopy]

sup

[lethal sentinel]

Wanna hop in

for comp

I need like one more

[west canopy]

im ios

[lethal sentinel]

To play comp

same

[west canopy]

oh

but im kinda playing nfs rn

whatever lets do it

[lethal sentinel]

agh

aight

Drop me your id

[west canopy]

187503230

[west canopy]

but no warmup so dont expect much

[lethal sentinel]

Aghh

[slow oyster]

Road for diamond medal

Imma eep instead

[west canopy]

XD

[slow oyster]

Idk if it's achievable this year got 2 more month and I just reached platinum 2 days ago

[west canopy]

i reached gold and i started playing this summer

Actually nah

Silver

mb

[slow oyster]

I started coming back on so2 from august

@tiny ember u dead?

[noble dagger]

[patent frigate]

16 mins comp matchmaking in singapore

very good times

[stray violet]

Rookie numbers

What about 2 hours comp matchmaking usa west

And STILL no match

[patent frigate]

havent got match yeet too

holy