#💬│english-chat
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Lies
Maybe 5 11
@devout bobcat Do u know??
In a week at most 🦛
lies 5 1 max
You sound like a 176
Seriously bro?
tf is that supposed to mean
Cm
im NOT 176
At most, not certainly
Bruu
Am I the only one being 168 here 
dwarff
What
170 here
cant tell if ur joking or not
Nabs
You got mail
Can I lie about my height
noob
yesnt
Delete clan systems
I'm somewhere that height 🦛
I tiptoeing when sitting on my bike
Not street legal 
Wait I'm thinki
but its cool
well no ones catching you anyway
nooo the chicken
Pay me gold
3 gold if you carry me to master
Okay
I'm too short to be kidnapped 
1 I'm 165cm
2 I weigh 60 kgs
oh my dwarf
yeyeysesysyesy

pls
I can just slip through their arm 
2nd lie
This is one truth and one lie game
i was 1 mmr from master and dropped to phoenix
Am i right?
No
Your actually 148cm
Both were lies
1st
So i was right then
Yes
i bet ur a skinny dwarf @rich crow
Chill
are you?
No
skinny forsure
Tanks
no
Bro typed 3 different words
Wrong guy
@stone terrace
hes noob
No u
I dont Play anyway Game anymore
u carry me then
Noob
Yes
👁️👄👁️
buy it
no money im a broke asian kid
moneyyyyy
i thought it was f2p
not f2p
Bruh
yes or let miaxl gift me gold
lmao we are same
100000000k only
lel
Are u my close friend?
yes were very close so close
Idk
Hi again
you need the vip ticket
are we close
were too close sir
U need simo close
im simo close
someone bless me with some gold
for my first knife
my most expensive skin is an ak scale
im the closest ever
All i can do is bless you with my presence dear friend
Bruh

No
how abt 5 years and no knife
I’m have knife bruh
but im close
Noob
daym
sir
What the hellyyyy
No
how tf do u know dat guy
oh wow
fake friend m1axxl
Nobody will remember the -7789.80 gold incident 🦛
Xanteres peek
were far now
Guys how
No
auntie a real one fym
Refer to this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Bot
lmaokk
k i thought u were clueless
Shit
I need to get my first kneff
is emulator bannable
ok im sorry
balls.
piss

Trust mebi got banned
the human chatgpt
capperrrr
Not really, but we don't really recommend it 🦛
what is good emulator
all the content creators use emu
Oops
im cool
im cooler
no im cooler
Yes, cuz they are noobs
nope but some clans may ban you
fraud im cooler
nahh I'm the coolest
yo you play on pc or mobile
no im the coolest ever
nahh I'm the coolers coolest cooler
i mean
im destroying mobile kids right now
im 24k elo premier cs2
You destroying kids?
naw im cooler than coolest and coolest cool ever
Yes
doest that mean were close now
No
damn
you cool
U can't be close me easily
nahhhhh I'm coolers coolest friend and I'm coolest and most coolest cooler ever
yes im insanely cool
False
Wtf

stop hating, woman
Omg pakistan

How dare you hating me 
dawg i got warned for begging for gold
ts pmo icl
so i can move to phone
its against the rules

it was a joke brov
Yeaa
U still...noobb
But hey
Who cares
let me just play on pc bcuz im bad at the game rq
Skull issue
buy me some too
@grok is this true
@hot talon
buy from website trust me
no ban
trust me
100%
naww
Ahahaha
no ban
That's illegal

no its no ban 100%
u mean it's ban 100%?
change server
Nuh uh, you will have to face me in front of their door first 🦛
is it fixed?
on settings max is 165
It is bannable if you're caught 
And since you mentioned it, I'm gonna keep my eyes on you 
sir no
dont hurt me
cant prove it
yo can someone helpppp me get my first knife
Stopl
I like kniff
I have a fear of long words
They make me uncomfortable
uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable
donk slides so powerful in this game
but it's true
And somebody gonna say I have a fear of honesty
Me
Ego
You may have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I suggest you stop inhaling quartz dust 🦛
I fell to the ground after hearing this
And I'm shaking
Idk
I think I do 🦛
I have a fear of everything
everything
he silent tho
yo whats good copycat
I find it hard to study, I don’t like studying something that I will definitely never use it irl
But I do like studying about my bike
alright do you have any pets
weird all the pakistanis that i have met have some sort of pet
Noobs
this is the only time i will say use a voice mode
Hii
Hay
Oh, thanks for that
Who give me golld plss
I'm well, thx , what about you?
Man...chill
Noob
can you atlest fix your english
Good to hear that
Ok I did
if your gonnan simp
semy noob

Yeeee

No need
In homeless
Heh
me pat the cat
🦖
Noob
Hah, I will wait you
Slices your arm
He's sitting there..all alone
Noobs
Glock 19
Yup
Yoo
same bro
Peanuts
Hru
nuts.
I'm just a commoner legend
eat mine
Chillin rn, like always
WHAT THE HELLY
A lagend
AHAHAHA
Good potato
When the world is calling you (gugle?
U... Just a bean 🫘
i like pay gorn
It is...I got chill on my spine hearing that again
:3
It's soo damn emotional
I prefer xndxx
What
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V
^
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Let’s not talk about that topic here
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Wdym
You can do it on different server instead
Shh

Hello
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Why your arm hurts¿
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FR
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:0
wow why
Ok
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why did they shoot u with a plastic bullet
Wattt
go ahead
when will 0.35.3 come out to ios
1-2 days ig
onah
What time is it there?
thats crazy
in turkey?
Yeah
19:57
Do you see the moon?
lemme see
I jt curious about that
Noob
Hello hello
We live in the different place and see the same moon
yes
What’s the shape
i cant see the shape its cloudy outside
Fine
yo can someone buy my g22 flock
where do u live?
10 am no moon
So the moon will be round nowadays
China
Triangle
Are you kidding me
Probably
Burn
Yeah
dead ahh game
real
Rich
Winter is approaching.
This guy can buy stuff without looking at the prices
anyone allies?
Get in the microwave

i do

It’s flat?
not really imo

Hello
One day I will see that

Imagine 
Hi
why when im on bluestacks running so2 its like laggy
And see the sunrise by the ocean
What is the stupidest thing to do in standoff 2
Idk
I'm looking forward to it
What PC part you have?
E
E
Still I can't get a single competitive match in the India server. But Singapore servers are full of Indians. HOW?
Thx
I don't know
Maybe they like Singapore
India server?


I haven’t saw that
Come Compe in India server
Me neither

And I heard that Singapore server haven’t too many cheaters
There are some.
Why do I play Singapore when I am in Europa 
How to spot a cheater
By seeing him inspecting the default knife
I guess you played so2 over 1000 hours
Oh wait thats Cs
I knew it!


I also heard that most of players in Singapore server played a long time
the india server is very badly optimised
so most indians play on othere servers cuz of the ping
What is the dumbest way to die in standoff 2
Okay,but I got it
like they say smart minds think alike
I died once bcuz of Molotov 
sounds like a skill issue
But I couldn't see bcuz of flashbang
i somehow got more molo kills then knife kills
Noice
With good stickers?
its only by 3 kills
What kind of stickers

yo gojo chack dms

Gojo good evening

Whi wanna play together kompetitif?
Me rank bronze u?
You can see next to my name
Wanna pkay right now sir?IM new be
He’s gold
Tbh I'm noob too
Ok
What your name in add
Why lazy
Just tell yours
I'm not black but I'm big
Where
Slap him
Are you alive?
Rude

@west canopy
Chill
Yes
I have no word ladies and gentlemen
upside sy baubau

Does simo is your bodyguard?
No that's someone else
Ig yeah lol
Friend?
Who is u
Spiderman
He is spiderman

Does english is hard to learn?

What if there was spiderman in so2
Spider Man r u willing to be my bodyguard?
I don't think English is hard
Maybe he wanted to speak British
I can give you 10gold a day
maybe
女士們先生們,大家好
lol
I will speak English
anyone ELITE/LEGEND mm 5x5?
@50¢
Who want to ply allies
rank?
Ingliș
Elite 40 mmr to legend
Ū
Spaidear man maig want to play
Rrrre
Rank?

Wht ur rank on allies
Let me check
im master unfortunatly
Noov
is that a word?
Can u do the dodge bug?
@velvet garnet you have a lot of fans

No rank
Wanna ping random people
Damn
Yeah

Idk I just don't play allies
Not me
@icy grotto
idk ghow to do it
?
dms
Say too many this kind of words you will be banned to talk
Wht u saying
Rest
TikTok
@quartz summit
Wt
Check dm
@leaden pollen
i dont care
250207869
🤓
@velvet garnet join
i cant
my game dosent load
i have to update it on appstore
Wow
Alr
Scrim at 21:00 today?

obv bro
.
Heh... indeed
Just wanted a confirmation
Cuz it may be from gugle
Denial goes hard
I'm nub ..ik
yall gotta sybubu 🥀 🤣
Nono
I'm not being carried 
Ahhh
Sure
Whatever
Let me see if it's snowing in Dubai, maybe the tv is not lying so bad like you after all

Russian name, do not talk 
oh no
Anyone playing singapore?
They been sleeping since 12 hours
@mellow hinge @rugged trail @minor orchid
U playing
Sleeper
They ur worse then sleeping
🙃
I smell anger
How are you brother
Its not 2018
@mellow hinge
No you arwnt
No u
U were pretty bad tho
Decent
Same
Shtu olive
Same


U never share them so Idk
Correct
W dox btw
Haha u should have seen them
I knew it u terrorist
I have your literal exact location
I already know what u put

Now keep crying
Yk mods see all that right
Don't ruin the fun part
Yeah ik
That's the funny part
No u didn't
And he crying offline
@compact blaze @dense thistle @ember cliff
So so sad wahhh 😭
Don't worry bro u will be alright
Imagine getting hurts from pixels on the screen
Yes?
Ahh getting bullied by a 10y shame on ya lol
40 year old then
Who u

I knew it old man
Somebody you used to know

Like ur ...
You didn't have to cut me off ♪
Cut the shit music
Picks up water w speed
Cya
It's known how good they are
U scammer that's why Indians get called scammers because of u no one wanna believe because guys like u lie scam
Kindest streamer
Racist
Get out

Omg guys he clipped it 😭
Alr now say good bye to ur ac

FBIII OPENNNN UPPPP



Noobs

Get muted




No lifer
@rich crow
Hi
Hi
Noobs
Idk
Offf
Its me
Damn
Don't be shy
@lone mountain
Me and U ❤️
Secret
Y’all should go to sleep tbh
?
Not me
Can anyone help me get better?
I farm hour where is your problem
U is a special case
Yes
I wont
Very special
Sleep skill issue
Insomnia better
Wanna1v1?
Im Soo lazy to even open the game
U should eep fam u tired
;-;
Do dat
Nub
And old friends all left
Go see who got the bigger one
Skill issue
Best choice
Multiple girls are allowed
Only 1
Yeye

Semy be attracting them girls
Must be a dream he's having
🤝
You are skibidi not ugly
🙂



And... He will do something with the
I wanna hear Eva's voice
(Thor)
Ahemmm... Cough
🤧
Damn
Random people dm me

I don't even know them
g-y





I will
Soup
Rice
Shrimp
Octopus n potato salad

Someone voice 🥲?
Damn
I wouldn't eat that
I will if the others will join too
Especially evs
Eva
Nah
let me guess the soup is just water
Why’s dat dear
Nope
I don't like soup, don't like shrimps, not sure i'd like octopus as i do not like sea food
Sweet dreams
L
🇱
Big L
Oh
Um noted






