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Powder snow lowkey works better
It's water bucket but doesn't go everywhere and works in nether
Let's talk about so2 since it's so2 server xD
I was thinking about the same thing

The most I found was at -15
I lowkey didn't know nether had negative y coords 😭

🙏 😭
🦜

435k members yet dead chat 😔
@quaint kayak
@dense thistle

@radiant sequoia
Good Wbu?

Good morning
Hello
Morning ppl
Searching to Play write dm
🤓
mornin shark
🤓
No u
😶
The 3 of u are noobs @rich crow @west canopy @radiant sequoia
lmao
You forget me

The four noobs of the west
Noob
😂

5 th noob is here @radiant sequoia
I'm actually the first noob
First Noob to
And I am THE noob
You work for the British government
Not speaking ill for the government next to u
Everytime I queue a match, I get called nub
My teammates immediately put up surrender poll
😔
You should have queued for a clan battle
Idk about working but they did colonize us at some time

Kekw
Ancient laughing
Fit for the first noob
This word is older than some people here
I love old stuff
Crazy
Even if it was 3 months older 
Why so spesific
7billion people 2036
I'm sorry I didn't do clan battle 😔💔
Are you good at strategies
What's ur clan 
Ngl-99
Well as of now
The owner has yellow mantis right?
Idk
NGL ghost
All I know is that I am nub
Shutup planet
No
I am very joob
Dyslexia mb
She got bored of it and I was taking smoke from my toxic friends in other servers 
Planet
Who
Cares about who asked
Imagine u can say the T word n not get muted n when I say it it’s a instant mute
Wow nvm le staff
Band de fdp
Flexing being toxic
I am gonna wait for the 3 hour timeout xD
They just playing favorite with me because I played before season 1 was a thing
Gng wys

Standoff 1??
Demn
Old
Nah I only watched it but never played it
Ah
I did play so2 when it was released tho
I don't remember peaking at the name but it was a polish YouTuber maybe
K not sarge xD
I was playing sand looking at the Cage with cases thinking who's broke enough to hide them
Forward to our current time I'm tryna to find ways to even yank 1 out of there
Noob
What a pro pfp
You're no longer a noob
Agree
Why ranger
Fr xD
You'll have better luck in #1044085342308941944 I hope
People find matches & friends there more
because of cheaters
^^
okai
The chance is like 0.0007%

What about em
No hate to them but dang.
You either get a kid who curses you in language not even Russian understands only to die while prefire
ONG BRUH
Or you gonna get the most shameless carry of the century
Meow I am master 
Oh wait that's on my main
I don't have main sorri men can't help 😔💔
Oh fr?
Skill issue I never had that problem
When did that happen?
In allies
I lowkey don't remember
xD
You saw that Turk raging at us in the end
But I do remember I got hard hard carried by a legend on my promotion game
It was a 2v1 xD
That's the standart
If you play with me you'll always encounter it
1v3
Phone
Make it 1v5 ( the WiFi & fps)
Humble phone user
Crying
Same
Naw your just not used to it
Imagine being legends on one platform and only gold on another one

Pc is significantly easier
It's weird fr
Rel
Who said I was gold
Once u get used to pc, it'll become very easy
I'll rank down to bronze
Yeah
Just play cs2
1v1 y
Tbh
Last time I remember I beat you
And post jt
Don't bully mobile players


still, id keep with the phone claw player
Nicee
U should try cs2
My friend describes so2 as cs2 if you amplified all the problems
xD
the eyes chico
they never lie

Not true
I didn't experience sadly
it's their saying bro i know 😂
Imagine not being able to play on a bed while doing a pose not even snakes can perform
Pc skill issue
bro fck this pass i bought it to only reach rank 40
😂
Yeah
Yeah lowk
Its sad pc players only use it to bully mobiles
The only place where pc truly ruined a cross platform game
Is none other then
Pixel gun
Yet i still can touch my balls while shooting mfs
another pc user skill sisue
issue
Imagine playing on pc
🪞
I still play that shit 😭
Pc is much easier to learn and get better at
Where's your proof
Bro the movement is so unfair there
Plus you have more consistency
One expectional case is when I am the pc player
Cuz I lowkey suck ahh gng
too much bot servers and then when u play w real ppl they're absolute sweats they're worse than fortnite goons 😭
BTW @minor orchid plays pc

Never in my life
Would I have thought they would make a 1 shot special category 3 cat spam gun
It was the last straw
It's usually 80% hp
But now you can spam 3 one shot weapons
Yeah 😭
That's why i got rid of the game yesterday
Ain't being alive for less than 3 seconds js to get whacked
🤓

yh
Yes
@noble dagger@noble dagger

Alr sup ppl
Hi
Gotta compromise
Noobs
ight bet
wsp all
the sky
w sky
Training...
The sky
*ski
No
vvh
Bbk

@lapis stirrup 
Dr connect
Good boy 

.
,
@silk moth
oh ok
guys I'm getting a virtual space error
Im not using any virtual space and also my device is not rooted but this error doesn't go away...ive tried reinstalling restarting but nothing seems to work
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Prob a second acc


who wants to play comp i just started to play but im decent at the game
comp takes forever to queue
why?
then what should i play?
defuse
how
wdym how?
it takes forever too queue
took only 30 secs
🦛
liar
Go study 
It’s only my first week, give me a break
bro it took 30-60 secs why liar
No break go study 🤝 🔥
because u lie
no i dont bro
im bronze
Hello
Wsp
That's good to hear
Why?
I wanted to know about other countries culture
But if you don't wanna tell then it's fine
🤓s
Google is not that good in conveying what people feel about their culture
🦛
I understand
Ye
(not related to anyone's culture) I was thinking about what happens after we die and where did all of this start from?
@minor orchid
What is this space we live in?
@rich crow 
What is clankers
Robot
Ok
You love planets I hate them
I don't love planets

Stars , maybe
Well
Depends
Blankets?
Ok

Whaaa


Let's put some dirt in people eyes
Ok
My phone's battery have swollen a bit like 2mm
Should I stop gaming 😔😭
Sink with your ship captain

I can't go to the OnePlus rn I have to wait for like 20 days or something
So idk man
It is barely visible but you can feel it
U ain't rage baiting anyone

I can feel the difference of the part below the battery compartment and battery compartment @minor orchid
It's slightly curved
Whatever u do don't go to an airport 🤣
Why
You're now in the process of making a boom
I once gone there and screamed that I have a explosive hidden in my backpack
Bro you are scaring me more
Good you're not insane to keep it then
Get rid of it specifically 2 feet under dirt
It's literally just 2mm the two small lines of the ruler
Stop giving people ideas
They have too much free time
Nah just scroll some more
I wanna play roblox so hard but I can't
The new memes almost dropped
This scrolling have made my live like YouTube Shorts
Lmao bro I was searching for finger replacements in case you played more, but now we gotta start searching for full robotic arms
I didn't get the joke can you elaborate
Some Roblox games already pushes the cpu to its limit
Yes
You are right
I thought it was just my phone I knew it
Better play elder ring on full graphics
@minor orchid the cpu is good but the battery is
..
More merciful for your cpu
When I play ink game on roblox the temp reaches 45 in 5 min
To handle all the graphic & world building
Oh
Anyways
Bro I once played dark souls 2 on my laptop and I killed those guys at the starting I died i thought they will not come again but they did I deleted the game
Dark Souls
🤣
Your rage quit is vaild
They were all dead lying on floor but suddenly they woke up one by one
Only if you mention dark Souls
Today my laptop would've been 15-16 years old if it still existed
Bro one time my laptops power brick exploded
Due to distribution wires touching each other
WHATTT
Lol
One day I was sitting in my room peacefully I see a lightning beam like those lasers coming at my window everytime it came my room's lights flickered i thought a new laser have come in the market I was scared then suddenly people near my apartment on the road started screaming i thought these people are done man I looked down at the road to find that distribution wires were burning due to short circuit
Turns out Some pigeon sat on them and touched two live wires
💀 😂
Bros spawned at the wrong place
Haha

I ain't reading all that

Damn bro you sound so cool 😎
Hi guys
Yeah I can see your aura I am already a fan of yours
You so coooolll
Autograph later I'm busy rn
😢
Go study
Please don't ignore your fan like that bro
Fr
@assistanceprime

My g
Sup G
Good wbu how's your day going
You already ate 😔
Ur stomach don't have space to eat me out now
But I have
Is it legal to use VPN 1.1.1.1 and play Standoff, does it help with lower ping?
Hmm
it technically doesn't fix your lag
I request any artist to make an eren's skin on akr PLZZ!!✋😭🤚

anyone wanna play comp?
Guys I can’t find any matches for the life of me I keep on waiting for like 10 minute to play anything does anyone have that problem is it a bug or is the game just dead ?

idk i get my fast
eu
Netherlands ?
This game is 100% a scam a game that has not been fixed in the last 10 years nothing has really changed but then putting brand new skins into the game that cost 500+ dollars.. these guys make millions a year and they still can’t fix their game
The amount of people that cheat on emulators the amount of people that use 200+ FPS the entire latency of the game, the pink it does not matter what region you’re in the game is garbage
On top of these guys having the audacity to sell these crates that have a 0.64% chance which is a Y it is less than 0.64. It is 0.064%
It’s just unbelievable on top of the people that actually cheat on top of this it’s terrible
Bro, I played five games in a row in rank with people that are cheating. They have a report button that does not work.
They really expect you to take a screenshot make a video post it to their email. Wait I don’t know how long.
It’s literally unbelievable, and they don’t do nothing
You know no one reading this right?
It does work bruh chill
You’re absolutely crazy. I wish the report button did work then half of these people that are still playing this game people that are legit Youtubers twitch streamers on top of these guys opening these cases from these websites it’s a scam
This game has been out for 10+ years and they still have not fixed the issue in NA
I just downloaded a clone a CS2 clone that’s strictly for android that is 10 times better than this garbage and everything is free

Js wait for 2-3 days mann it takes time but still work..
2 to 3 days right I have people that are on my friends list that I know that are cheating that have been playing this game for 10
And you’re telling me that the report button does work?
All I’m saying is all these people are doing are robbing children of their money and just packing it instead of fixing the game
Talk to helpers to ban hackers
Helpers are not helpers
I guess ur ping is shi then..
To me, it’s just a waste of time I already did this help. I already made a report. Nothing happens.
My ping is good. It’s not my thing that’s the problem. It’s other people’s paintings that are well above and beyond 200+ with 200 frames per second on an emulator.
Nah they are doing good work and they are my bbgs 
Do you understand how many people cheat in the game and it’s extremely obvious to tell and it’s pre-firing
And teleporting skipping when you’re in the middle of an encounter, they just go from one place to the other immediately and instantly
That’s not ping thats the game
This game only works extremely well in Russia and China
Bro teleporting that means there ping is shit...
Btw when did you start play so2 ?
I started playing when this game came out season one and I stopped started back season five stopped again because there’s no real change and at that time there was a lot of cheaters and now I’m starting again thinking that this is all right and it’s not all right
I play on my phone and I play on an emulator and the emulator is 110 times better than the phone
The advantage is brutal
You play on emulator..
And again a company that does not care… they rather push skins and steal from children, then fix the game this is the main issue

Yo how to get a knife
I played between both when I play on my emulator I’m good when I play on my phone it’s in the middle because you don’t just play with people on your phone. You also play with people on the computer.
Ya that's right I said that before
Open 100,000 crates spent $2.5 million and you’ll get a knife that’s worth five bucks
Btw how to get that legend and elite roles?
Fire
Bro that's not the right time ig 
This game is a scam and it’s been going on for too long and I feel the need to let people know even if they read this or not that these people are robbing us and if they really cared or had enough money, which they do this thing would be fixed and this problem will be solved years ago
You can js buy the royal pass and open a knife from the last crate..
Bro fh so2 js chill
bro its not tjhat deep ive been playing for 5 years no cheaters
Bio royal pass have fun spending $50 on garbage knives
I am homeless g
How tf he type like this
Garbage knifes heh..
Bro, you’ve been playing this for five years. I’ve been playing this for a long time and it does get deep people just ignore everything and don’t want to talk about the problem.
On pc ig..
There’s only one knife that’s good in that whole collection bro and it’s the only knife that you get patterns from
I’m not on the computer. I’m on my phone.

And I’m pissed that’s why I’m typing so fast
Oh good Tell him to get out then
HELL NAH
🚪 🫲
Really I’m on my
Phone
Im not on pc i can't tell him to get out..


❤️
He js calmed down..
Haah as he was wrong
Ye..
Money issues ig
Id
Eh?
Fastest love story 😍
What
That butterfly ugly as f 🤮
I sold it in a 300g loss just to get rid of it
The game is garbage
Yes it is

Delete it then..
Hi
Oi how to join revolvers?
I don't advice you to
Why..
Are you on right know max
Huh?

Asking if you are single
Play with me I’m getting on in like 20
I suck man ToT u gotta carry..
I’ll show you
I am in a library rn and these is a girl and a boy doing something sus near the place where two shelf meet in the corner

Leave fast
Y tf you are in library
I think they saw me
Don't read books
Why
Oh kill them then mission failed
😭
You don't realise the gravity of this situation I am in
Someone ik said that 
It's awkward
Ya
After 15 min Amma head home so they don't sus on me
I will not leave instantly or they will think I left cuz I saw them doing uhm
Why people are like this
😭
js kill them or run 
No
🤝
Bro she is 😮💨 him
Amma run now
I am out
Bye see you in 15 minutes
🙃
If you alive
I will tell the Library owner to check the footage at this time tomorrow

Gl stay alive after this 
Bro the guy is literally below average he got a girl whereas I am running from them 😔
Sad ngl for you

And ig you meant to say he's ugly 
No you are ugly like hell
But at least better than you 🤭
Has anyone ever gotten nameless fragment from case
In ur dreams buddy 😉
What did you joined them ?

What no
Helpers ban

Oh so you'll say same story
I thought you went for other adventure
Idk
custom loby
Our helper 
I can't do that?
How??
?!!!!
Skill issues
Bro as long as I remember private games don't offer these services
Are you guys hacking
Hacking is prohibited
Nah it does
Yea I'm hack
As I said skill issues
Ok bye then 🤭
ı can
How?
look photos

costom loby settings

wait for video

🤓 🤓 🤓
🤝
Kebab
🫂
Omg when did this appear in the game damn @fervent plover
💋
yea look photos

I was literally buying one molly and changing teams then buying another and going to the spot to see if the molly hit or not
Thanks man
🤝
Best Turkish guy on earth
I will confront them tomorrow @shrewd onyx
😈 😈
The confrontation will scare the shit out of them
.
Don't kill semy he's good boy
Ok

That's y ppl hate me here 🤣
@shrewd onyx bro stop making these sht as* fanarts
hello yall



Rawr
You finally got champ?
Ye
I mean I technically got demoted
And now I am rusty
But uhh champ looks cooler than ranger
That's why I keep it


This is so peak.
Me when I climb a mountain
I'm back
To fight with you

At least I didn't went to library and saw couple doing sus things and start crying cuz you are single 🤭



e

Mine is a summer person
Bad attempt to ragebait
Urs look like he gonna steel smth
?? What is this comeback💔
I am a useless peice of trash I am just a burden on this earth
Kiss
Nvm I got nothing 😔
Everyone is not like you sorry man

Wat is u ppl arguing abt
Saying someone attention seeker is real attention seeking to slip in a conversation in which you don't even exist
No clue


Yeah
Him not me
Yeah not us
🤝
I can't understand that much things sorry

If we think that much linearly I don't think we will be even humans anymore @abstract turtle
Hello
Why everyone went away
Noobs
It is more fun to be a noob then a pro
@minor orchid is a super noob
Real
It's good to be super noob you have no pressure on you
True
My noob needs to be pro tho

Shutup gas drinker
Shut up oil refrigerator
These clankers are getting better ngl
Things were simple we made them complex by changing perspectives
Its just cats what's so special about them
😻
Damn
Whats the bluest g22 "flock" patern number? I mean the side u see when inspecting
I'm not beautiful
Yes you are right the true realisation at the end is it doesn't even matter to be dumb to be noob to be useless to be anything we all ending up in grave
"Says beautiful in a mad tone"
Yeah yeah whatever
Oil drinker

Is it 116?
I can hear this text whatt
Everyone gonna die one day why be sad
My teacher said that su*cide due to education pressure is due to not studying at the right time and due to procrastination he said one have to repay@abstract turtle

Losing a close cat is like losing a elderly family member u live with. Losing a dog is like losing a kid. My opinion.
If it you need help to get over a pet passing away, convince yourself they're reincarnated even if it's just you thinking that way
It helps
I had a pet rabbit one day a dog jumped over the wall which is not common and took it from our garden he ran for his live but at the end he got caught I saw all of that on the cctv (after the mess) that day I decided not to keep a pet ever again
If you need a person to listen to anything u gotta let our of your chest count me in


What
Anyway
Noobs
Boring
U called
?
Nome
You
cyaa

It's okay

VASSS 
Noobs
💔 

Who knows
Maybe neev can answer
@dense thistle give me your autograph now
Why noone tell where they are from I am not gonna come to your home swinging from the webs
Btw he will kill you
Cuz you pinged em
I wanna get killed from such a cool person man
He so cool 😍😎
I am his biggest fan
He's isn't cool tbh
*ga
....
.
So cool
Btw he's ga
too so you have chance
Fr???!!
Gl good couple 😍
Hmmm idk
.
.
.
This is not ga😎😎
Hmmmm might be

Idk man what you saying but ok

🚪 🫲

You didn't sleep
Yeah yeah
@minor orchid why is your profile suddenly glowing so much wait ok 🧐🧐 😯
What is that combo colors tell me the hex @minor orchid
Guys go study and sleep

Bbgs 
Bbg u care about us too much
@minor orchid tell me what colors you using on your profile
For sure my loves
The profile theme*
Wait
What this Arab thing means @shrewd onyx

@abstract turtle
Does it mean Muhammad
Idk a lot of people use it as a name
Cool name my g
Are u Arabic?
Fine I will use my translator
Who knows 🤭
Anybody comp?
Hi
@abstract turtle @mellow hinge @wraith topaz





