💬│english-chat

[stone terrace]

2600+mmr

[crimson eagle]

N not much left so do ur best

[tiny ember]

Need duel partner mmr 150-

[crimson eagle]

Fr

[tiny ember]

does wife count

[crimson eagle]

It’s way better

[tiny ember]

Good cause i already married

homo sapien

[crimson eagle]

Ain’t u supposed to cook dinner then?

[tiny ember]

Im the opposite

[crimson eagle]

Das extremely disappointing

[tiny ember]

She cook and im cooked

[crimson eagle]

Agree

way funnier

N way enjoyable

Do u have a wife or a husband?

Uhummm

Interesting

[last tapir]

i like the shark in your pfp

very cute

indeed

[surreal spire]

[last tapir]

im waiting for the christmas update

only 60 more days to go

no

[crimson eagle]

A cv why am a good husband
Curriculum Vitae

Candidate: [william]
Position Applied For: Loving Husband

⸻

Profile Summary

A devoted, passionate, and dependable man who thrives on love, loyalty, and partnership. Possesses a strong commitment to building a lasting bond, creating joy in everyday moments, and providing unwavering support in times of need. Driven by love, fueled by care, and dedicated to being not just a partner but a best friend for life.

⸻

Core Husband Skills
• Loyalty & Faithfulness: 100% committed, zero distractions.
• Emotional Support: Skilled listener, shoulder-to-lean-on provider.
• Romance & Affection: Fluent in surprises, sweet words, and meaningful gestures.
• Patience & Understanding: Calm under pressure, forgiving, and empathetic.
• Humor & Joy: Ability to turn ordinary days into laughter-filled memories.
• Ambition & Protection: Works hard for the future, always ensures safety and comfort.

⸻

Experience

Partner in Love – Ongoing
• Consistently demonstrates reliability, devotion, and care.
• Maintains strong communication and conflict-resolution skills.
• Provides daily emotional nourishment through affection, support, and encouragement.
• Excels at making partner feel valued, cherished, and celebrated.

⸻

Achievements
• Mastered the art of saying “I love you” in words and actions.
• Proven record of loyalty and unwavering commitment.
• Built countless beautiful memories and ready to create more.
• Recognized for dedication, respect, and the ability to grow together.

⸻

References
• [wife ], the love of my life, my forever reference.

Ps :
Am a very good cook

[surreal spire]

[last tapir]

i would have divorced you not even a week into our relationship

[last tapir]

nvm i changed my mind

[crimson eagle]

N no one asked for ur opinion:3

[last tapir]

no

turkey empire

still win in vienna

lets go

i had a friend

[clear scaffold]

Hanari is so ahh

[last tapir]

he attacked me for no reason

skill issue

[clear scaffold]

2x xp for an unplayable map

[last tapir]

nuh uh

thats sad

[crimson eagle]

;-;

[clear scaffold]

ct is softlocked into spawn

and the map has a shi tillion camping spots

[crimson eagle]

Had?

Wat am I a rock?

[clear scaffold]

hanari not hanami

hana(ri)

[crimson eagle]

F dat map deeply

[clear scaffold]

Same

[crimson eagle]

Umm??

Nighty night

[pure trail]

rrrrrr

[boreal ravine]

hhhhhhhhhh

zuko e gej i ne moje da igrae

wdym

me?

i dont play like 3 hours

[pure trail]

Hahahha

Hes bot

Does someone wants to play with @boreal ravine

[crimson eagle]

Uhummm

Interesting question

[pure trail]

I dont want to play

He wants ranked

[shrewd onyx]

You are PC get out

[hazy drum]

whats ur pfp, delta force?

[pure trail]

😭😭😭😭

[crimson eagle]

Is he??

[shrewd onyx]

Idk check his profile

[sick cave]

Eminem throwing a grenade

[pure trail]

Hes not he just farmes hours on his main

[gaunt fractal]

I need a good duo for allies -champjon-master I get 10+ kills every match but need good teammate

[blissful laurel]

I hate myself rn💔

[hazy drum]

lol w

[noble dagger]

[lethal sentinel]

Hello am Christiano Ronaldo am Top

[lethal sentinel]

💥

Guys

my head is in pain

What can I do like

I wanna play standoff

And I can’t

[foggy radish]

Wsp chat

[lethal sentinel]

where have you been I’ve been inviting you all day

GANGOTORTILLA

HAAAHAAAAA

bro is so funny chat

Shout out to this guy

😭

[shrewd onyx]

[foggy radish]

does anybody know how to train aim? I've just came back after a few years and mu aim sucks

[shrewd onyx]

Try aim lab mobile

[foggy radish]

Okay thanks

[river thorn]

@lethal sentinel hhh thanks

[shrewd onyx]

And we should speak only English here

[river thorn]

@shrewd onyx ok bro 👌🏻

[proud spindle]

why they don't add middle east servers?

[shrewd onyx]

This Game don't mind about cumminty

They doesn't care if you want me server or fix hackers problem or anything

[proud spindle]

imagine if Valve created the mobile version of csgo

[pliant dock]

Whats more worse is they deleted oceania server which is Australia 🤡

[snow phoenix]

Bro why is it always that a guardian angel protects someone when I wanna kill in amogus

[shrewd onyx]

Let's see maybe if Valo released on mobile maybe they will think about that

[shrewd onyx]

Skill issues

[proud spindle]

It’s weird they don’t seem to understand that if they add more servers, more players could play with lower ping. More players would mean more money, so why don’t they do it?

[proud spindle]

If only Valve did that, we’d probably forget about Standoff 2

[pliant dock]

I mean if there less player from ur country and the server exists for nothing so they will just deleted cuz ppl from that country barely have some player

[proud spindle]

they will earn more

[pliant dock]

This is what exactly happened to oceania server

[proud spindle]

i don't know about oceania servers but there are alot of players in middle east

[pliant dock]

Well then they are lil to lazy to add some servers🤡

[proud spindle]

just pray that Valve will make a CS:GO mobile version haha

[pliant dock]

They will never and i think that would be worse thing to do

[proud spindle]

maybe true for oceania

[pliant dock]

The community of cs would go extremely mad abt that bc cs alr have major problem which is cheater and anti cheat system

[proud spindle]

Cheaters are a problem, yeah, but that doesn’t mean CS can’t go mobile. A proper mobile CS could pull in millions of new players, make Valve more money to fix anti cheat, i mean if money is their problem lol

[shrewd onyx]

Whatever I'll js play Minecraft

W @dense thistle

[shrewd onyx]

Go to sleep neevy I'll go too

[lethal sentinel]

#📸│photos

ayooo

[noble dagger]

noob

[lethal sentinel]

VASSSS

.

German fbi when mommy joins server GANGO OVER MY PHONE 💥

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[lethal sentinel]

HeT

[dense thistle]

[azure skiff]

noobs

[stray violet]

MANGO MANGO MANGO

[hushed axle]

Guys, I want to ask you, can you tell me how much (gold) clans have been selling lately, completely salt?

[fallow apex]

Some people to play with ? 2v2 ?

[devout bobcat]

500

Snapped to another realm

[hushed axle]

Sry never mind

I mean to sell the already created one

Would someone buy a clan for 500 places to create their own new one?

[devout bobcat]

[snow phoenix]

Im starting to forget how to aim in this game

[devout bobcat]

Same 🦛

[snow phoenix]

I lose my momentum and shoot everywhere

[fallow apex]

Someone wanna play w me ??

[wicked thorn]

wtf

[verbal imp]

????

@silk kraken

[solid stag]

hi

[sterile seal]

Depends on the tag but probably not

[solid stag]

what the hell

[honest rivet]

Is there a problem with the server? 10 minutes searching for a game and nothing.

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

Which server are you queuing up?

[honest rivet]

LAS

[green heron]

What is promo code y'all?

[stray violet]

I hope this isn't what I think it is

[devout bobcat]

West USA?

[wise stream]

I blocked them crazy people out there

[waxen stirrup]

What kinda content bruh 🤨

[stray violet]

Bro has me blocked

[finite kiln]

lmao

[tiny ember]

[tiny ember]

I remember in like 2021 there's plenty of chinese player tryna buy my clan tag

[bronze grove]

Thanks>>

You can't mention the studio members and they are not.

Don't bypass filters

[honest rivet]

Sorry, I just wanted to know how someone was talking about racy content and no one did anything about it. I was simply amazed at the great efficiency of this server.

[honest rivet]

Latin America South

[bronze grove]

About the servers issues, You can mention me and @silk kraken for now.

[honest rivet]

It's good that you deleted that horrible message.

[bronze grove]

It's my job))

[honest rivet]

Now I'm from South Latin America and I've been trying to search for a game for 10 minutes and it just doesn't find me, how long would I have to wait?

Because it's a game with a very large player base, I don't understand why I can't find a game.

[bronze grove]

You can try to find other regions

[honest rivet]

I am a casual player how can I do that?

[waxen stirrup]

Settings

[bronze grove]

Go to general setting and in the first category, you will see the region

[worn garden]

Guys can anyone help me get Commandor pass borther

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/250702493

[sullen star]

[fringe jewel]

Lmao😂

[fringe jewel]

Or you can just create a lobby and then select the region manually

[rugged trail]

Ola

Mariola

[rugged trail]

Cute and fluffy kitty

[rugged trail]

Ahemm....🫣

[fringe jewel]

Tyy tyy😭❤️

[rugged trail]

[fringe jewel]

How do i change my gold tag to elite?

[waxen stirrup]

Contact comms officer

[rugged trail]

Elite?

Yup

And u need proof

Oh another kitty

Hay

Not for u amigo

[desert yacht]

Hello

[rugged trail]

Hi

I know

And I'm proud about it

[desert yacht]

I was wondering if anybody can help me in allies

Ranger in allies - singapore

[rugged trail]

U deleted the message

That's skill issue

[worn garden]

I can

[ocean knot]

Good Morning school people

I played standoff 2 till 3am and woke up at 6 im dead

[waxen stirrup]

Real

[serene inlet]

-35 over getting beat up by hacker 😔

Quick question

Does the report button ever work?

Alright🙏

Thanks unc

[waxen stirrup]

Only when it's blatantly obvious

[stray violet]

Standoff 2 players when the report button doesn't instantly pulverize the cheater:

[waxen stirrup]

Real

[unborn bluff]

BRO

Somebody to rank up seriously 2v2

So many noobs rn with random matchmaking

[chilly galleon]

region?

send id

[worn garden]

Yo bro how to change my rank

[waxen stirrup]

Channels and roles

[worn garden]

Alr

[modest creek]

Hello

[waxen stirrup]

Wut ur new rank

[modest creek]

Guys

[waxen stirrup]

Henlo

[worn garden]

Champion comp

[waxen stirrup]

Kk

[worn garden]

There is no channel that roles

[waxen stirrup]

If u hit master you'd need to contact comms officer to get mster rank role

[waxen stirrup]

It's at the very top of the channels

[worn garden]

Ok

Now

[waxen stirrup]

Yes u have it

[worn garden]

Yea now done

[worn garden]

Btw can u help me get Commandor pass bother

[waxen stirrup]

How do I help u get it

[worn garden]

By joining my pass

[waxen stirrup]

Gib link

[worn garden]

Alr wait

[worn garden]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/250702493

[worn garden]

Did u join

[waxen stirrup]

Idk how it works but I clicked the link

And it opened the game

Uhh I guess it worked

[dense thistle]

[quaint kayak]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[noble dagger]

[last sigil]

anybody wanna play something?

[silent perch]

yo thats really heckin cool racoon

🤠

[dense thistle]

@quaint kayak @quaint kayak

[quaint kayak]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[dense thistle]

@quaint kayak @quaint kayak

[quaint kayak]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[silent perch]

[waxen stirrup]

Henlo people

I hope you're having a great day so far

Anyways anybody gonna hard carry ma yee yee ahh

Solo queue it is

And for me to lose champ again

xD

Or ig I can allies

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[last sigil]

anyone wanna play comp?

[shrewd onyx]

Np bbg

[noble dagger]

[sullen topaz]

yo anybody wanna play i am bored

[crimson eagle]

Morning everyone

[shrewd onyx]

I don't think so bro know what bbg means

[bronze grove]

Morning!

[rugged trail]

Gud morning

[naive pendant]

Hola chat

[tough meadow]

boom boob boom

[rugged trail]

Pac pac pac

[drowsy ferry]

does anyone know stickers here

[naive pendant]

Wdym

[drowsy ferry]

i have an m4 with sandstone stickers and i cant tell if its sandstone gold or the normal one

[rugged trail]

Damn

[drowsy ferry]

i put it on sale but idk if im going too low

[naive pendant]

Show in photos

[drowsy ferry]

alr wait

[rugged trail]

How much the sticker cost?

[drowsy ferry]

i bought it like that

[rugged trail]

No more questions

[drowsy ferry]

alr im sending the pic rn

[rugged trail]

I won't ask

No more questions

It's pointless

[tough meadow]

that skatebord animation is sick

[drowsy ferry]

wait which animation

[tough meadow]

talking about semy's pfp

[rugged trail]

Stalker

Don't read my profile

It's illegal

Like the immigrats

[tough meadow]

I'll read over a 100 times just to spite you

[rugged trail]

🙂‍↔️

😏

[waxen stirrup]

solo queue sucks

[tough meadow]

ok gtg got classes

[rugged trail]

Have fun

[rugged trail]

U too

[waxen stirrup]

Hm

Yes

But at least I'm slightly better than ma solo queue teammates

[rugged trail]

Congrats

U deserve a trophy 🏆

[knotty pivot]

[waxen stirrup]

Meow

[drowsy ferry]

so uhh what sticker is it

[waxen stirrup]

I got queued into a solo queue and my entire team was ranked gold

And I was the only champ rank

And enemy had actually good players

[silent perch]

nothing beats a jet2 holidy

[knotty pivot]

I like solo queue makes you want to scream and break your wall

[craggy ether]

[silent perch]

[knotty pivot]

[craggy ether]

= 🥩

[silent perch]

[craggy ether]

[waxen stirrup]

Solo queue=you don't like ur rank and want to go to a lower rank

[silent perch]

that is true

[craggy ether]

to

[knotty pivot]

Mhm... This might be true

Just the part that I want lower rank isn't true

[craggy ether]

Ez drop rank

[craggy ether]

[knotty pivot]

Let's not do that

[rugged trail]

🐰

[craggy ether]

[knotty pivot]

[crimson eagle]

No shi fam

[waxen stirrup]

I expect too much from randoms

[crimson eagle]

Hah

[waxen stirrup]

I'm surprised how braindead golds are once I got out of gold

[knotty pivot]

Your text says otherwise

[rugged trail]

They expect too much from you

Noob

[knotty pivot]

[waxen stirrup]

Any game where I am top 2 the team is losing , definitely

[crimson eagle]

Gold rank is just weird af

[waxen stirrup]

Relying on me is the first mistake

xD

[crimson eagle]

Seeing the team good in the first round is a big mistake

[knotty pivot]

No reliability?

[waxen stirrup]

I don't consider myself reliable tbh

[crimson eagle]

They saw u clutch one time ey say alr he op we ain’t focusing no more

[knotty pivot]

Mhm... Okey...

[knotty pivot]

[waxen stirrup]

Real

[knotty pivot]

Fr

[crimson eagle]

N den u eat one taps from deep down Tartarus

[last sigil]

Anyone wanna play something? I'm bored

[waxen stirrup]

Lowkey high ranked players are kinda insane

I peeked one and got insta one tapped

[waxen stirrup]

The good ones

Mb

Not the normal ones

[waxen stirrup]

On pistol round

[gaunt fractal]

Anyone come comp or allies ranger-chanpipn for allies champion-master or elite

[crimson eagle]

FPS matters

[gaunt fractal]

Ping is better

[waxen stirrup]

Fr

[last sigil]

I can

[gaunt fractal]

117466910

[waxen stirrup]

I definitely play a lot better with 120 fps

[crimson eagle]

That’s just a skill issue from em

[gaunt fractal]

Nope

[crimson eagle]

Get a better WiFi

[gaunt fractal]

Ping is 100% better

[waxen stirrup]

Fps is better

I play with 100 ping

[quaint kayak]

Fps definitely matter more

[waxen stirrup]

Ping don't matter as much

120 fps pushed me champ very easily

[gaunt fractal]

U dont accept lobby invitatjons

[crimson eagle]

Go play against a guy with 120fps

[waxen stirrup]

Like me

xD

[crimson eagle]

Even the guy who has pings gets 1 tapped in the future peek

[waxen stirrup]

I mean tbh if the guy with 120fps actually has fully stable 120 fps

[waxen stirrup]

Mine is a little fluctuations

[crimson eagle]

Play pc

Atp I ma do it

[knotty pivot]

The worst the ping the more advantage and disadvantage you'll get

[crimson eagle]

Morning Mia

Hru?

[rugged trail]

Morning

[crimson eagle]

Glad to hear that

[crimson eagle]

Sup

[rugged trail]

First time ? ... Felling gud?

Damn

[rugged trail]

Bad

U?

[crimson eagle]

Meh

[rugged trail]

That's not bad

[crimson eagle]

the day gonna say it to me

[rugged trail]

Today is ... Dunno 🤔

[crimson eagle]

;-;

[rugged trail]

Interesting

[crimson eagle]

Well hope this good mood stays

[crimson eagle]

Mhm

[rugged trail]

Agree

Scull

Bhahahhaha

Good luck there

Ahhh

Maybe, who knows

[crimson eagle]

Focus well make the chef proud of u

[unborn bluff]

Bro who know the new promo code ?

[crimson eagle]

No one

We buy

[rugged trail]

Aha

[pliant nest]

Hello

[rugged trail]

Indeed

[pliant nest]

How old are you?

??

[crimson eagle]

Old enough

Why wanna know

[crimson eagle]

Um?

[rugged trail]

Marry me

@crimson eagle

Wait

[crimson eagle]

O.o

[rugged trail]

U said u a dude

Or ?

Who said that 🤔

[crimson eagle]

Indeed

[livid plank]

Guys is my photo can ban him? In #📸│photos

[rugged trail]

That other one

Yeah...I remember now

Gojo is typing...

Noob !!!!

U done?

[waxen stirrup]

Bro didn't even finish typing and he already got called noob

[rugged trail]

Yeah

[crimson eagle]

Mia u wanted to say smth no?

[rugged trail]

Who's Mia?

[crimson eagle]

Skill issues

[waxen stirrup]

44stylebender

[rugged trail]

Damn

[serene inlet]

I want code😔

[rugged trail]

U a girl?

[crimson eagle]

I have a better idea

[rugged trail]

Same

[serene inlet]

I can sense bad energy coming from you

[zealous junco]

what is it 🤨

[rugged trail]

Iron soup

[crimson eagle]

Xd

[rugged trail]

That's the idea

[crimson eagle]

Come on I ain’t dat bad

[zealous junco]

🤨

[rugged trail]

U a girl?

[serene inlet]

How do I change the rank at the left of my name

[rugged trail]

Dunno

[crimson eagle]

Find a job

[rugged trail]

Maybe

It's a ..she or they

[serene inlet]

No

[rugged trail]

Or a microwave

[crimson eagle]

N u can change it in the role n salon channel

[rugged trail]

Ahahaaaaa

[crimson eagle]

Woo

Ms got deleted

[rugged trail]

Lul

[devout bobcat]

Liquid A s s

[rugged trail]

Skill issue

[waxen stirrup]

Ah yes

Role and salon

[crimson eagle]

Interesting

[serene inlet]

😠

[rugged trail]

Damn

[zealous junco]

mods are on my butt 24/7

[waxen stirrup]

Change roles and get a haircut

[rugged trail]

I'm too bored

[waxen stirrup]

Yes yes

[rugged trail]

Damn

[waxen stirrup]

Standoff 2 server so great

They have a salon in a channel

[crimson eagle]

N go get a job n stop asking for promo

No u him

[stoic crown]

🤔

[rugged trail]

Promotion

25% offf

From 2$

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rugged trail]

Heh

You get cheaper.... Something cheaper

[devout bobcat]

Sasa lele

[rugged trail]

No

No

You don't need,...

[serene inlet]

No

Buy for me instead

[rugged trail]

What you need instead, is to hack @waxen stirrup account

[crimson eagle]

Yh

[waxen stirrup]

WHATTT

😭

Yes pls hack my account

[crimson eagle]

Which one

[rugged trail]

Take her knife

[waxen stirrup]

I have 140 gold inventory+99g

[devout bobcat]

[crimson eagle]

Buy

[rugged trail]

And make yourself a nice bread with butter

[knotty pivot]

[silent perch]

so2 in even on main menu and marketplace drains quite a lot of battery I charged fully now my phone is discharged and hot

[waxen stirrup]

And push my rank while ur at it

[crimson eagle]

Buy both

[serene inlet]

99 gram?

[waxen stirrup]

Real

Yayyy

Pls do

[rugged trail]

I don't know

Is that bad?

U noob

[waxen stirrup]

Real

[rugged trail]

U too

[knotty pivot]

Now it makes more sense

[waxen stirrup]

xD

[crimson eagle]

I have 0.34
Inv +30k

[waxen stirrup]

WHATTTT

Rich

Gimme gold

[rugged trail]

From champion to silver

[waxen stirrup]

[knotty pivot]

But why wouldn't you do it yourself?

[rugged trail]

Or gold

[knotty pivot]

U?

[waxen stirrup]

Cuz me nub

[serene inlet]

If you are a noob play with me because if negative meet negative we will got a positive

[crimson eagle]

If I had left I would

[waxen stirrup]

True

What if there's two other noobs

[rugged trail]

Me?.
Nah I'm unranked

[knotty pivot]

Practice

[waxen stirrup]

Negative+negative+negative makes negative

[rugged trail]

Woooow...let's play together

[waxen stirrup]

Sell ur items

[knotty pivot]

Who was champion to silver then?

[waxen stirrup]

xD

[rugged trail]

U

[knotty pivot]

Cya

[serene inlet]

Uh

[crimson eagle]

Have fun n enjoy ur day

[crimson eagle]

Ahem

[serene inlet]

How much is your elo

[knotty pivot]

No?

[waxen stirrup]

We bring me, then 4 negatives will make a positive

[rugged trail]

Ouch

[waxen stirrup]

[rugged trail]

No?...wha?

[crimson eagle]

Back to ranger tho

[rugged trail]

U always neutral

[crimson eagle]

N I was master

[serene inlet]

You are onto something❤️‍🩹

[knotty pivot]

I am wasn't Champion

[rugged trail]

Damn...

[rugged trail]

Eh..no? Okok

[waxen stirrup]

Same

My peak elo is 1654 Or something

[rugged trail]

I'm going out too, too boring, all the best guys

[waxen stirrup]

💔

[knotty pivot]

I am ranger rn
I didn't fall to silver

[crimson eagle]

I alone went against this HS matchmaking

[waxen stirrup]

Congratulations

[rugged trail]

Ahhhh

Well

[crimson eagle]

1774 for me in comp

[rugged trail]

Baybay

[waxen stirrup]

Pro

Did u solo queue?

[knotty pivot]

You congratulate me 2 times for nothing I was ranger last season too

[crimson eagle]

Duh I ain’t a wussy

[waxen stirrup]

Ultra legend pro max fr

[waxen stirrup]

Same

Then I fell to gold

And stayed in that hell of a rank

[knotty pivot]

What 😭

[waxen stirrup]

For the rest of s9

[crimson eagle]

But Dan ask ppl bc I ain’t dealing with randoms n legends at the same time

[waxen stirrup]

I was peak ranger in s9

[knotty pivot]

And Season 10?

[waxen stirrup]

Currently chilling in champ

[knotty pivot]

Same

[crimson eagle]

I was nearly master

[waxen stirrup]

Actually solo queue dropped me to ranger

So currently chilling at ranger

[knotty pivot]

Sounds about right

[crimson eagle]

anyone free later evening for some games

[waxen stirrup]

Naw

I'll play Minecraft later with my homies

[silent perch]

homers

[knotty pivot]

Maybe

[crimson eagle]

Alr

Wlcm back hun

[waxen stirrup]

@bob

Oh wrong serv rmb

[noble dagger]

[slow oyster]

@tiny ember feeling for comp today?

[dense thistle]

Noob

[noble dagger]

Noob

[waxen stirrup]

Noob

[dense thistle]

[crimson eagle]

Instant friendly fire

[waxen stirrup]

Real

[sullen topaz]

yo anyone tryna play

[tiny ember]

Just got home cuh , i smell like expired milk

[slow oyster]

Soon I mean, I won't be playing now eother

[tiny ember]

[final citrus]

[slow oyster]

Tell me soon @tiny ember

[tiny ember]

soon

[final citrus]

[silent perch]

weebjustice

[rugged trail]

Justice

For

Gotham

[tiny ember]

[indigo fable]

wsp

[crimson eagle]

Nthn much

U?

[slow oyster]

Ok

[dense thistle]

[slim basin]

Morning

[shrewd onyx]

Night

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat should've give a snapping turtle instead

[stray plover]

😤

[devout bobcat]

[rugged trail]

Cangorinio Lunginirio

[silent perch]

[devout bobcat]

I found him crossing the road the other day

[silent perch]

man with a heavy heart ^

[serene inlet]

1600 to 1400 ( I'm going to be insane)

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[lethal sentinel]

💥

[tiny ember]

Im craving for bronze rank

[silent perch]

😛

[rough zephyr]

[crimson eagle]

Skill issues

[crimson eagle]

Glad u do agree with me

[river raptor]

guys

where is the giveaway channel

just joined

[tiny ember]

use code Amongus for 0.100 G

[serene inlet]

.

[lethal sentinel]

#📸│photos

Xd

[crimson eagle]

It’s not a lie

[lethal sentinel]

Btw it’s not that it’s capping it’s fps

the screen supports 120 hz also 120 fps your cpu doesn’t

it’s the inside not the outside problem its like having a bad pc but a good screen to play

[upbeat saddle]

Yo

Helloings

How is the youings

[lethal sentinel]

HELLOOO

[frozen cosmos]

i got syndicate box from gold pass, should i keep it??

[lethal sentinel]

he’s trynna trash talk to me AND HE DELETED HIS COMMENT 😭😂

AAAAGAHAHAHAH

Where is my video gone

[naive pendant]

who pinged

[noble dagger]

[upbeat saddle]

Hello

[tiny ember]

I already know the issue. Apparently its just the phone throttling very easily thus limit the fps.

[upbeat saddle]

I'm master in comp ,but silver In allies cuz I solo q ,anyone wanna play?

Allies

[hexed igloo]

so you basically got carried

[noble dagger]

zani

[upbeat saddle]

Noo

[hexed igloo]

vass

[upbeat saddle]

Noo

I was top fragger

[hexed igloo]

was

[upbeat saddle]

Am was same ting laa

[hexed igloo]

what was your last season rank in allies

[upbeat saddle]

I meant in games

Didn't have one

[crimson eagle]

Where’s the video I didn’t finish analyzing the moves 😭

[hexed igloo]

ok then that kinda explains

[upbeat saddle]

Last rank in allies was season 6

In wich I was bronze

Bruh

[hexed igloo]

that's crazy

[tiny ember]

@slow oyster stop the stretch cuh.

[noble dagger]

bronze

[upbeat saddle]

Sorry actually s4

[tiny ember]

Not bad , i haven't touch allies after s2

[upbeat saddle]

Lol

[viscid swan]

bronze is respectable if you think about it from a different perspective

[hexed igloo]

i would be impressed if you get bronze this season

[tiny ember]

Before new ranking system it wasn't. After rework , seeing pros with bronze rank is the biggest troll move

[upbeat saddle]

I got silver

[crimson eagle]

;-;

[upbeat saddle]

Cuz I solo q

[tiny ember]

I should've throw in calibration

[hexed igloo]

its true tho

[upbeat saddle]

So

[hexed igloo]

I had many matches where these legends are bronze and silvers season 8

[upbeat saddle]

Anyone down for allies?

[slow oyster]

Pengaruh Csgo

[tiny ember]

b0nk999

[slow oyster]

@tiny ember ionknow I use colour correction it looks pretty well

[tiny ember]

[crimson eagle]

Helu good sir

[slow oyster]

[bronze grove]

Yo

[bronze grove]

Nice emoji

[tiny ember]

[crimson eagle]

Fire tbh

[bronze grove]

Who was?

[tiny ember]

[crimson eagle]

Nurrr

[tiny ember]

@slow oyster Did u use acc? Ur aim kinda took 4 business day to turn based on my viewing

[slow oyster]

What's acc

[silent perch]

@hexed igloo hello have you tried crafting recently?

[tiny ember]

acceleration

[slow oyster]

Kinda

[tiny ember]

"kinda" cuh

[slow oyster]

I mean I didn't warm up

[slow oyster]

Plus I'm not really awake so yeah

Slow ahh reaction time

[tiny ember]

This kind of thing is a myth to me.

[slow oyster]

Some people struggle without warm up

[lethal sentinel]

Idk it got deleted

I’ll repost it again

wth

[tiny ember]

Like if i woke up and boot up the game and got dragged to comp , I'll just go with it and still manage to maintain stats without warm up

[lethal sentinel]

You can find on my TikTok too

#📸│photos

[austere quiver]

naruto saske sherengan akacki

[slow oyster]

After some rounds yes probably

I would do that too

Just need to get used to it

[tiny ember]

I would prefer quickswap to pistol instead of knife. Incase if i miss , I'll just go full auto with secondary.

[lethal sentinel]

Ik but it’s cool pulling out your

Knife

[tiny ember]

Strange why shoulder aren't considered as 1 hit

[tiny ember]

I do that only after kill and then spam those goofy mantis spin (although on teammates pov , the animation laggy)

[neon slate]

@sick cave

[lethal sentinel]

Xd

[tiny ember]

what's ur aim smoothness

[slow oyster]

Very

[lethal sentinel]

0.00

it looks faster trust

[tiny ember]

Mine 0.5 , 0.0 in 185hz are extremely flickering

[lethal sentinel]

Nice

[sick cave]

[hexed igloo]

nou

[silent perch]

[hexed igloo]

[vapid gust]

whats tht chart?

usd$?

[silent perch]

its price of guns on market xD

[vapid gust]

in usd or gold?

[silent perch]

gold

[vapid gust]

craazy

[silent perch]

origin is quite expensive now

some lunatics are trying 1:9 crafts of origin

and somehow hitting it

one of the best investments are purple and up rarity for container skins preferable st

last year i tried akr necromance crafts and the skins used in crafts today are almost double the price and necromancer dipped in value

[waxen stirrup]

I am one of those lunatics

xD

I've hit it twice

[silent perch]

what

bruhhh

[waxen stirrup]

And could've walked away a profitable man cuz I hit both on the second tradeup

But decided to go for back to back

And lost all profits

[silent perch]

bruhhh

yeah its same as gambling

quit when hit big

[waxen stirrup]

It is the most profitable form of gambling

[silent perch]

so2 investing is far from profitable or any real value because its isolated market

cant even gift skins smh

[noble dagger]

[waxen stirrup]

Real

That's why everyone should give me 100 gold each

[true bay]

Meow

[waxen stirrup]

It has no real life value

Therefore there's no point in keeping it

[silent perch]

how can i give it

[true bay]

🦕

[waxen stirrup]

Skin pattern skin

So like reciever

[silent perch]

[waxen stirrup]

Buys a patterned skin

A cheap one

And puts on sale

Sender buys it

By scrolling through that specific pattern

[silent perch]

[sullen topaz]

what kind of skins should I invest in hmm

[sterile seal]

i tried 10 furious trade ups yesterday

only hit one

[waxen stirrup]

😭

Unlucky

Hella unlucky

[dense thistle]

[neon slate]

can u check dm

[rich crow]

Hellooo

[dense thistle]

Kitty but no kitty picture

L

[rich crow]

L you

[dense thistle]

Only kitty picture L me

[silent perch]

[deep flicker]

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

Yes baby?

[final citrus]

[livid plank]

Guys how to report

[final citrus]

click on their profile and click report

[waxen stirrup]

🤯

[livid plank]

No I mean website ;-;

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[livid plank]

Tysm

[final citrus]

[dense thistle]

So2 kitty

[honest pond]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/113663904

[crimson eagle]

Alr ppl am back

Skill issues

U trust ppl easily

[silent perch]

HeT

[final citrus]

umm i dont think that english

[silent perch]

i think that means yes in russian xD

[final citrus]

soo you trying to get cheats

[crimson eagle]

Ur dumb n all over dat to cheat in game??

[sick cave]

Lmao

[final citrus]

idk about that

[crimson eagle]

[final citrus]

you cheater

[sick cave]

Self report is crazy

[final citrus]

[final citrus]

hahaahahaa

[crimson eagle]

U deserve being scammed

[final citrus]

lolll

[crimson eagle]

He ain’t the sharpest knife in the shed

[sick cave]

He's gone

[final citrus]

you try buy cheats = cheater

[crimson eagle]

Did he get banned?

[silent perch]

😎 ax hammered

[final citrus]

lolll

[crimson eagle]

W

[silent perch]

or maybe turan

[crimson eagle]

It was faster than the video in #📸│photos

[final citrus]

he pro

[crimson eagle]

I was always elite

Even when we played together in defuse how didn’t u notice

I can make u see

[final citrus]

[crimson eagle]

U is very confident in ur friends

[rugged trail]

Noob

[crimson eagle]

Booo

The game is just nerfing u

[rugged trail]

😜

Ahaha

Dame un mojito

Blablabla

[dense thistle]

[rugged trail]

[final citrus]

[worn garden]

Guys

[shrewd onyx]

What submission

And thx bbg

[worn garden]

Can y’all help me get Commandor pass bother

[shrewd onyx]

Oh

I'm doing another one

Everyone dislike it so I'll make 1 every day 🥰

[crimson eagle]

Am still playing

But me work rn so maybe around 18:30

[final citrus]

not me

[noble dagger]

Noob

[final citrus]

[dense thistle]

Then carry me

[rugged trail]

Hatter's gonna hate

[shrewd onyx]

Y everyone called Alex good guy 😭

[final citrus]

wha

wha i do

[rugged trail]

Damn...

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

What u work?

[final citrus]

[true bay]

Wheres the olds of that chat

[crimson eagle]

lol

[rugged trail]

What?

[true bay]

Did i talk on chinese?

[crimson eagle]

Am a hotel manager in the morning n a chef in a restaurant at night

[rugged trail]

Maybe

[crimson eagle]

Definitely

[rugged trail]

Damn... double jobs

How's the switch?

[true bay]

No ita englush

[crimson eagle]

The chef thing is just a hobby

[true bay]

Englush

[shrewd onyx]

Thx for your opinion my love I appreciate it 🫡

[crimson eagle]

Take ur time

[rugged trail]

Understood

[true bay]

Huh

[rugged trail]

To learn Inglik

[true bay]

No i dont wanna learn tingluah

[crimson eagle]

Yh I do it to replace my friend when he sick or have smth urgent

[rugged trail]

I think that I remember you fiber

[rugged trail]

Ahhh... Okok, well all the best

[crimson eagle]

Ty ty

[rugged trail]

I work also

But

[crimson eagle]

Um?

[true bay]

I sit here for 5 years

[rugged trail]

Next month it's the last month

End of contract

[true bay]

But i got ban here, much bans

In this year i got unban

[rugged trail]

Many bans

[true bay]

2 perm

[rugged trail]

Nabb

[true bay]

Nah you

🦕

[crimson eagle]

Skill issues lvl 4

[true bay]

Nab

[rugged trail]

Hehe boay

[final citrus]

[rugged trail]

In hungry

[limpid imp]

So many hackers in the game

Bruh

[rugged trail]

Yeye

[silent perch]

[crimson eagle]

Give us new information

[upbeat saddle]

Helloings

[crimson eagle]

Eluuu

[final citrus]

bye

whoa whoa

hurt my feeling

[silent perch]

[waxen stirrup]

Peanuts

[neon basalt]

Guys

What

I mean

I have 200 gold what should i invest to

[stray plover]

Gimme sume

[silent perch]

purple container skins which are delisted from shop

[stray plover]

Some*

Pls

[stray plover]

Pls

[silent perch]

purple and up actually

[neon basalt]

@silent perch what do you mean purple containers

[silent perch]

purple rare skins which can be unboxed from containers

its for quite long term investment though

[waxen stirrup]

Wht

U mean epic skins?

From which collection though?

[silent perch]

😭 somebody translate me