#💬│english-chat
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Hlo
Well hello buddy
nice seeing you here again

hello
guys
why i can't play competitive in Russian server
have server problem or what
sounds like a skill issue to us
Nah you are blind
Hola
🦛
Same about u
💀 💀
Guys what's tryout
When you wanna enter a clan or sum they 1v1 you to test your skill
.
You don't do it cuz your clan is Dead 🤭
Just like your
Hahahaha
Go study bbg
Damn
Np study in gym bbg
Skinny boy
Hehehehehe

You noob 🥺
Pro
Hey guys anyone here have a champion rank in allies?
What's that?
Hahaha
Add me on dc
,crying inside
Alr ppl am back
Nop
Cmon
I'm here celebrating my retirement
Hejteri
Wha?
omg these randoms 😵😵 bro i was 3v1 on bomb site and the other 2 were on other site doing wtv smh
20 kills while others cant even get 9
4 clutches btw
Looking for a teammate who has champion or master rank in allies to play with
im actually going insane
Nab
3
😝
nothing is worse than this matchmaking
Just...don't cry
That's why I need a teammate
Shi
I'm tryna get my first master
Skill issue
Noob
Don't
Come ..let's drink something
U drink water, I prefere something better
Water lv 2
water lvl 3

Wine?
Yes
Wat year
Hmmm
Am French so u should have seen it coming


Croissant 🥐
Yeyeye
;-;
Instant death
truth nuke

I don't know that
Where we can meet?
Ok deal
I will bring 6 friends with me
Cuz we are a gang


Mia nab
Very nab
Super nab blue
Jk ly
Back off duck
Jazz or clasic in background?
Tung tung tung sahur phonk


Jazz
Womp womp
A very good choice
Ik
Ahh ok, I must go
True
do you have wechat guysss??
Fire
Ok n?
Hmmmm
I ma make a cv
I’ve been single way too long
yeah it might be better off that way

thats fadinglight

wtf where are the old folks at
Hi?
spoopy, delta, mobak, adren, hel, fadinglight all gone..?
I'm as old as it gets in this server

Yoooo
Legendary pull
Spoopy got banned, everyone else left, fading right here
Unfairly banned
For alleged nsfw
Helloings
why did he got ban
Fading in a retirement home with delta and the rest
We all know that was fake
Bro fading is IN CHAT RN

-1 carnivore 
Ik

He's more active in the other group chat is what I'm saying
Mostly because this game is banned in his country

Right 😭
I think he has to use a vpn to download

Ok
Worse part is he can't buy any skins/battle pass 
Brodie had to play with default skins
Oh
Right
He can't make in game purchases
But I have other viet friends that know how to bypass that
i think he can with google play balance
Idk
U tooo
Semy wattup
Yea
How're you doing
I just ordered a new phone after being stuck with this one for 6 years. I'm really excited
I may finally come back to so2 now
Just got role
Lemme tell you ,this feeling is GREAT
How U can be stuck 6 years ?
I didn't have a high enough paying job before
Now I'm earning quite a bit by freelancing as a web developer
I never said I was stuck in so2
Oh my bad
The phone I have just didn't give an enjoyable experience, that is all
@bronze grove would love to buy them
What do you guys play on
That doesnt mean the pc player doesn't have the severe advantage stop playing devils advocate for cheaters lol
the pc players who play so2 are just generally the worse ones
because the others who are actually good play better games
like cs2
or valorant
Hejteri is kinda dead
time for celebration

Pls chest



Cheater in tdm
Doing good, overall everyyis decent, what about you?
Wanna study together honey?

How
Huh
I don't
Really, I wouldn't
Believe me
Okok
I'm doing fine too. I'm super busy because of uni tho. It's a lot of work
As you wish
Is this gift or punishment?
You sure?

Here
Damn ,that's good to hear, and yeah its worth it after all, wish you all the best
She has come
She?

It's a dude
wait you know know 
I feel like retreating
In not into femboys
I'm a girl
allegedly for posting nsfw

Some1 comp?
Ahhhhhh

yo @bronze grove what are all the other mods doing when unwanted stuff is posted


I’m gonna need a source for that claim

@devout bobcat
@twilit steeple 🤨
Who the hell is spoopy
Doggy
a dog
he is carnivorous

🦕
i think its a blue bird
Crocodile
Zammy I'll give you a wammi
Yellow

🟡 🐊

such a handsome cat
was
Damn... your memory need some improvements
Omega 3
😄
Don't bully him

Real
That Indian 🌿
ashwagandha
Had to boost this rq
He's full autoing in the building
@rugged trail you have better opportunities
Yeah
Yup
I know
But need something quick

Then maintain your goals
Like, fast
At last I'll buy for a year nitro
Famn
for what?
By me nitro
U trinna take my gurl?

Wait can I send gifs here or not?
Yes
stickers
did you convince somebody?
What kind of gifs?
You can't send with links
Now... you act ...mister or miss serious
No NSFW ones if that's what you're asking
I'm not weird
Just regular gifs
I'm very
Calm buddy, it's for your safety
Hungry rn

Improve your something
You don't
Don't forget eat bread

turan do you know chinese
My twin
I have interest

Noob
nice nice nice
U barely know English
me wanna learn too
No, I don't
Ok
eat your breatfast
which app do you use to learn
Imma eat a sandwich
Duolingo
🥪
with england tea?
Seee?

Yeah, and a 🥐
Huh
is it good tho

Your lunch looks like kebab + Tea
Choco croissant

Omg
kebab the best food ever created
If you didn't tell this

I will believe it was macaron
Don't curse me
I won't... judge you


What do you eating for your middle of the night?
I want this mental too

Are you sure?

🤤
Tf that was 50years ago
2 males talking abt eating each other 💔
Shush
...
U Mistaken
we have misunderstood
Aggressive misunderstanding
it wasn't like that
what you want? sit on the cake and eat cucumber or sit on the cucumber and eat cake
🐊
@kind flame Can I get a hi ples, I need to flex
Eat some Omega 3
Year a damn... Pizza
I had already
WHAAT
Wanna know my cocktail?
I see

??
6 pills, vitamins + honey, some eggs, milk, coconut milk and black chocolate
I'd rather take a bullet to my head then sit on a cucumber while eating caake
hell nah
pizza is not in the options
I hold the gun
Bro will gonna die
You are not bear
It is ...for me

My grand grandpa, killed a bear with his bare hands
Yet dunno,if that's right
and then he woke up ig

Should I cry?
He died 10 years after
Did you take some pieces for you?
He didn't kill no bear bro
I don't remember asking for your opinion
This game sucks
Why i disconnecting
Haha boay
bad internet
No
yeah dude mf was capping to you
U know math like my fish
Its 300 mbps lan
Nah... He died , I ate him
shush
Direct to my laptop
Good source of omeg3
it's not omg3
😝
Help me guys
You have to contact helpdesk: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Ahhh
What I'mma do with you
hit myself
Can you see?
No
A ✊
I need @dense thistle
left chat:


I didn't know that,...u so sensitive
@dense thistle
I believe, that u have a crush on neev,... But u are to scared to say
Me pretty




It's going to school stories
what about for a week
Ahhh... highschool, damn. Beautiful
Yeahh


He will take his account back in 2027

The international monetary Bank
U missing a teeth
Go fix that
I give you

A tooth made from 🧅

Or potatoes

That doesnt negate that they have their whole arm to aim with and a monitor lol Why do yall advocate for cheaters this damn hard lol
I'm not mate
does this look like I am defending them
I just insulted them
only lame people play standoff on emulator
have not played in months
but sure bro

It's BMV not BMW
Only the people who commit the actions are the first to dismiss it ...
Im guessing you play on pc huh
verse players on pc with mnk on a game that's better made ❌ verse a guy on a phone because you would get slammed by a silver in cs or valo ✅
Exactly
They know they couldn't stack up to people on a even playing field
So they wanna feel good stomping

People who play on pc against phone players are lame that's it
I quit the game time ago
not saying they can't be beaten or anything
or mad about lost mmr

when they have better options
such as any popular fps game
Just accept it he's not wrong a good pc player > a good phone player
so I can just follow that and beat donk
and prime s1mple
easily beatable
ooh thanks
let's go I will get onto the majors
Lol
Skill issues
if you're homeless just buy a house bro
why do people always assume you are bad at the game when saying that pc players on so2 are generally worse than pc players on cs or r6
Why do u see it as a concern
🍿🦛
What are u
I shall save you all
Bring justice for us
We need hackers off our property
😭
Begone, demons
Pay your bills
Tick tock tick tock
⏰
@neat ferry
are you the owner of hejteri
I'm asking because I'm not sure
He isny
Ah okay
I was the owner
Ooh
Dawg😭
Is hejteri best clan ever?
No
Didn't they win the major 7x in a row?
That's not supposed to be a question
What is the origins of Hejteri

Really
Bros curiosity is about to end him😭
His life is Hejteri
@neat ferry
2 lines into his profile
he has to tell you that he owns hejt 4 times
I think he has dementia
or Alzheimer's the way he needs to remind himself
that he owns hejteri
We should pool in some money to pay for his memory loss treatment
ayo anyone got crafting probability stats
Not even an actual org
thank you
2 item 20% and so on?
what about collection mixups, like 3-furious, 5-origin, 2-fable suppose


what crafts are worth rn if you know any
like cheap ones
Do it
thanks 
Youre so pathetic lol
Nothing would ever change in the world if we just stayed silent about the things we didnt like because others think its pointless
But youre clearly not smart enough to know that
What are 14 lol
Being a nerd isnt insulting lol
Nah im good
Then why call others needs
Nerds*
Its almost like yk the things people are complaining about you do yourself so ofc youre tired of seeing it
Maybe tell the mfs to stop being baby back pussies and go play against other pc players . You got cs2, crossfire,valorant
Why ruin it for mobile players
Knowing people like you would be socked in their mouths for talking like you irl makes ignoring you so much easier lol
Then why tell people to stop when they do it ?
Yeah you definitely were bullied as a child
No one who can actually defend themselves talk like this lol
Cool ig whatever helps yall sleep at night
Ik you dont say these things to people within punching distance lol
Im not
Nub
@bronze grove ur kinda a bad helper for so2 bc i was tryna say about the cheater as i litterally didnt record but it is very obvious hes cheating going 30. 0 games and it was unfair but i didnt have recording so i cant report on the website then ur bih ah closes my ticket before letting me explain it all
:/
Kinda pissed me off
Cuz, comms-officer not for in-game issues
We have in-game and website support for this
Booo
You can explain your thoughts there
Guten tag
Hallo!!!
How am i supposed to report tho in website i cant report without a vid so u gonna let hackers let free over videos when his matches are 30. 0
Heluu
Js take a video of his matches
And kd
I can understand your feeling, but there's nothing I can do
His kd is only 3 bc he kinda bad cheater he cheated fir like 3 rounds then went afk
Yea bro sure
U just report, they probably, probably will get banned, maybe , who knows
Reporting does nothing
Fr
U have to go on their site
I got banned for submiting fake evidence can i get unbanned?
Reporting in gane they never check i swr
Perma ban!!!!
I already got clapped yesterday why wanna see me suffer
Made ticket and still no response i even read the tos and rules and there isnt anything about fake evidence
How did you find that encourage like send fake evidence there??
I can send u dm
I mean I can try if he wanna play am still learning
They will say not enough evidence and just stop ive done that b4 in duel s9 i got headshotted threw wall 5 times in yard and apparently with vid proof it wasnt enough
You don't need that)
Some so2 devs are lazy af with the bans
Skill issue
:/
Am so proud of this opinion
A little bit calm voice would be more better
Look media
Nab
He called u a bih btw
Here.
He either dont care or didnt even read
I say ban hammer
Ik he didnt read it
Fair tho tbf
I agree
Was abt to say rip but nah he deserves death
Want someone to play with me allies? I am ranger
U play good?
Searching for players btw
@wintry hare yes
he's arguing not my personality, about my job)
Hmm I could carry
Dm me
@mint meadow sorry♥️🫡
Nu nu im playing
Alr big boy gl
Dm
U can carry me after :>
It's not matter, he's a little bit angry that's all
U saw
Idk if u can ban or not but just check his id i want ur opinion abt anti cheats 252111758
Deal :>
Friend me on discord so i can message u brah
Bruh fr
@wintry hare ok

🦛
Anti cheat is a myth fam
Fantasy
Sigma sigma boi
Who tryna play allies
bite my neck ?
Su boy😭
Anyways
chat
am so pissed of
thanks @rich crow for the galaxy
am so pissed of as I said cause
I loose I win I loose I win
you feel me it’s like a puzzle that never ends
ye ye but am not an avarage person I wanna make a change
Perhaps cutie perhaps
Mhm mhm
Loose is not the word lol

Wow
what wow
Reall
guys, name your top 3 collections (cases)
same as the one above me ^
XD
Classic bro
Sup
;-;
.

🦛
Nvm
U got nugget ios??
Yow
Hello
Who’s online on standoff rn?

Rn*
A lot of ppl
How do i get my master role
yes
I did to master
is season 10 just as fraudulent as season 9
wha that
Wsp guys
Wassss
Yes ikn its alot but im searching for someone, cuz its hard to find ppl plyn standoff in m country
lol
Guys is it good to be champ in competitive? Im at 120 hours rn
Haha thanks
Idk about 1v1 me😂
You still out here bullying kids?
Yeah i am against pc players even since s1 , but back then they actually banned emu players but now it doesn't seem so.
cuz most of content creators playing on pce
pcs
thas why they aint banning them
Oh im not a kid but thanks👍😆
Do they got like Nokia phone or something?
Chill man its all good
Thats nice also i know playere with 500+ and they are gold 1
(My brother)😂
mine 100h was in 2018
Do yall have the new tactical box?
now im 4k and triple legend
I was gold 0 (
) at 0 hours.
@rich crow since you are a legend player how much ping is good to have against good players?
U need to shoot his balls instead of head 
doesnt matter since u aint playin on competetive scene
I have about 30-45 every game
U just need a proper aim. Even my 300mbps wifi still stuttering at 20-30ms
Max 45 and thats a really bad day
I got 600 mbps and its alright
I guess i should get Starlink 5gbps then
How much is that?
10 dollah
40pinv is already enough, if you really want some good response get under 20
60 ping is not badd
ezzzz
The problem with Unity engine is even at low ping they still has stuttering compared to Unreal engine. Should've use 🆘 engine 2 smh
I didn't know game engine effect ping
Also which emote did you keep spamming me
Okay
who is girl here?
Funeral's cominh
Me brho
Literally everyone


go dm
You're working? @tiny ember
Obviously.
Farming to get Strix G18 to play so2 
Do yall have the new tactical box?




Add trading

Real


This would be the best update
add workshop support 
Add community maps
Nah i dont want Amazon ahhh infested map
Don't play them ez
Petition to change engine to 🆘 Engine 2
Nein
new map Kolkata 
amerca school
add ps5 support
would fit perfectly
nah we already have dune & sandstone as reference
no I don't
Add north korea 
how would you leave the game
Add mars
You don't.
ohhw idea game alway be alive
The game now turns to battle royale the moment u join the map.
Who’s tryna run allies
No one
halo
Hellow
Hello
Eluuu
Nuh I work in a 4 star restaurant so Nuh uh I don’t make this
I thought uni chef
Hru
Your nickname is burrito
;-;
Need Duo for allies












hero
