💬│english-chat

[crystal mountain]

reality

[jaunty geode]

Fr?

[deep flicker]

Because this game anticheat is like Hungary in ww2

Useless

[graceful idol]

Lol

[keen ruin]

I need team for competition pls carry me yal pros

[deep flicker]

Don't trust there is no cheat not based on root

And for phone

[jaunty geode]

Im not buying cheats anyways lol

[deep flicker]

You can't make a cheat without a root

[jaunty geode]

I was just asking

Im broke

[deep flicker]

Plus your phone memory is scripted

[ancient vale]

wym

[keen ruin]

Pls I need team for competition dm me

[ancient vale]

in memory that’s where the values are stored at, so changing them requires permission

[deep flicker]

Soo any root would just corrupt you're memory

[devout bobcat]

I think he meant encrypted 🦛

[ancient vale]

how come so

[deep flicker]

Every memory is encrypted with a code

Any hack root for a mobile would corrupt the phone memory

Which means you gonna lose everything you had stocked on that memory

[devout bobcat]

I rooted my android tv once

Idk why I did it but I did it

[deep flicker]

Which mean you gonna have to rewrite the whole memory diagram and hope that you can save 10% of the data stocked

[ancient vale]

yes, but legit hacks usually target games memory, but u also got cheats that spy on u

[deep flicker]

What I mean is that if you root your phone memory you gonna lose everything even android

[ancient vale]

not true

[deep flicker]

To have a cheat you need a server to run it

That only can do on pc

[inner pollen]

is it possible ?

[ancient vale]

huh?

[deep flicker]

Anything is possible if wanted brother

[inner pollen]

you realise that this is an official server right?

[deep flicker]

It's a ton to explain , you're slow

Please shut

[inner pollen]

teach me please
can you ?

[devout bobcat]

Daddy got a bit angry 🦤

[inner pollen]

😂

[ancient vale]

bro said to run a cheat u need to have a server😭

[inner pollen]

why though how do they find out that ts is rooted ?

[deep flicker]

Yes brother you need a base server to run your root , and also the PC memory it's not encrypted soo you can do changes and shi

[inner pollen]

nhh just ban ur dc id from server
and that way you can't text here anymore

[deep flicker]

Any pc is capable of running a soft hack or anything because you run on hardware

You can't play a mobile phone game without another extension of the game

[graceful idol]

Standoff 2 anti cheat is so bad

[devout bobcat]

Goodnight

[graceful idol]

Every match i played today i lost against hackers

[deep flicker]

Basically you can just play a game with hack on phone only if there is another version of the game to be installed

[hybrid fulcrum]

Chat how can I sell my codm account for gold

Is it illegal?

[deep flicker]

Like Subway surfers, you can play the version of the game with hack just if you install that version

[hybrid fulcrum]

Or smth

[deep flicker]

Hes

Yes

[devout bobcat]

It was a long time ago, I was 13

[hybrid fulcrum]

Oh damn

[deep flicker]

If they catch you yes

[hybrid fulcrum]

Alr

[deep flicker]

If they don't

No

[hybrid fulcrum]

Didn't know

[deep flicker]

Find another server where are no devs

And shi

And you can sell it easily

[hybrid fulcrum]

Send me a server

[deep flicker]

This game is soo caveman coded that they cant track the IPS changing

[deep flicker]

I don't have any if this guys here have any they will dm you if you ask nicely

[hybrid fulcrum]

can someone send me server pretty pls

❤️❤️

[graceful idol]

Fix the anti cheat

[charred tree]

Uhm permission to leave

[vast mango]

eiffel tower

[ashen spear]

Hey fellow SO2 player

I just want to ask that Rank Calibration count my kills or count my win

I constantly hit top frag in 4 games but just with 3 losses and i am worried that the game will count win and make me a silver

[graceful idol]

Both

[wind pumice]

Better not

[ashen spear]

Hell nah

[graceful idol]

?

[ashen spear]

I think it only count my kill

[graceful idol]

You're free to think however you want

Dont blame me if you get low rank

[ashen spear]

lol i never gaslighting myself

if in that case then i have to grind my next 6 games

[flint scarab]

guys how to report so2?

[midnight furnace]

Anyone here who was Gold 4 comp in s9 wanna help me with comp right now?

[flint scarab]

i got banned so2 and how to i ask report?

[sour rover]

go to your local police station

actually go to your lawyer

file a lawsuit

since its a big company you are planning to report

[devout bobcat]

It mostly count how many games you win

Personal performance only a fraction of it

[nova wharf]

I was top fragging on my first 10 games but I lost 7 of them and I got gold 4

[hybrid fulcrum]

Why

[rich crow]

me bronze, I'm nob

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rich crow]

it gave me elite

Ggs

[devout bobcat]

Congrats

[rich crow]

A Chinese guy called me a cheater

[jagged moon]

allies? singapore

[rich crow]

yes me

[jagged moon]

rank?

[rich crow]

calibration cuz can't find a match in singapore region allies, comp elite rn

[jagged moon]

come

[rich crow]

Ohh not now gurl

I just finished calibration

[jagged moon]

?

[rich crow]

lemme take a rest for a minute

[shrewd onyx]

Hello loves

[jagged moon]

alr

[rich crow]

@devout bobcat Looks like im bout to face 1tap like u send

[crystal cave]

Yeah, makes sense

[rich crow]

I thought I could get a legend with 9 wins

[crystal cave]

It's more like a matter of who you're playing against, if we assume your rank the last season was master or elite. You'll face better opponents the next season, and that'll definitely get you to legend if you won 9 matches

Even 8 matches would do

[rich crow]

I see

last season was triple master btw

[jagged moon]

take some rest

u gotta play w me

[crystal cave]

Ig you got unlucky with the matchmaking

[rich crow]

calm down I will play indeed 😭

[crystal cave]

I got gold lobby at the beginning too

[rich crow]

I faced ranger - champion

[wraith kelp]

Does anyone know any active promo code?

[crystal cave]

About the same thing, you have to win a couple matches against elite-legends

[rich crow]

yeah your r right im bout to get master

[crystal cave]

You also get lower mmr this season

That's sad

[rich crow]

YOU STOP BLAMING me

[crystal cave]

Who's blaming this poor guy

[rich crow]

[crystal cave]

👁️

[devout bobcat]

Bring me along

I’m a professional racist

[rich crow]

fake info

[crystal cave]

Revoke his passport

[rich crow]

I'm wondering

where did huey go

[devout bobcat]

I don’t have a passport 🥀

[devout bobcat]

I casted that mf out

[crystal cave]

Only makes sense

[rich crow]

50/50

[wraith kelp]

Is SO2KIOTOHAN the only active promo code in the game?

[teal lake]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

Is it still active?

[teal lake]

Buh

A cow is flying

Under the sea

[neat herald]

Someone need comp?

[wind pumice]

What in the what

[covert wraith]

I just downloaded the game again and I got 3 match of cheaters

[devout bobcat]

Luis isn’t gaming no more🐓

[covert wraith]

Can't gaming anymore

[devout bobcat]

I wanna try again in comp

[wind pumice]

Cheaters
Cheaters everywhere

[teal lake]

Cheaters

Cheaters everywhere

[neat herald]

PLZ COMP

PLZ COMP

PLZ COMP

PLZ COMP

[teal lake]

I believe you that you can do it yourself

Try to be happy alone

[neat herald]

Wanna play?

[viscid plover]

Hi

[teal lake]

Hello

[viscid plover]

Is there like, a hacker ticket around here or do I have to report then in game?

[hybrid fulcrum]

Guys look at my luck in photos

Just pls

Look at it

[nova echo]

i need comp

[lunar pewter]

id

[viscid plover]

So is there any?

[nova wharf]

Gambling is just waste of money

[nova wharf]

No

[viscid plover]

Dang

[dapper moon]

No

If you use your brain for gambling....

[nova wharf]

😐

[dapper moon]

You will still lose

[nova wharf]

Wtv

[wind pumice]

Slot machines:

Cases:

[dapper moon]

.

[obtuse rampart]

Scrim vs IND8?

[wind pumice]

The only Arcane Fal skin is beyond expensive

Ayo Axelbolt you guys should add some more M40 and Fal arcane skins bruh

[crimson eagle]

Monster m40?

[wind pumice]

Yes gang ik this exist

But
It's like the most expensive skin in game

I am NOT buying that + it look jack shi

[placid moth]

Bru how to do a tiket?

[neat herald]

Come

[spice citrus]

Meow

[obtuse rampart]

Go Scrim vs ind8?

[placid moth]

Bru i have 3 the legend this game is ez

[wind pumice]

@silk moth

[placid moth]

Thx bro

[wind pumice]

Nws

[neat herald]

Who needs competitive

Who needs competitive

[rich crow]

no

[open heron]

Nerf boss bandit

[crimson eagle]

Wats ur rank?

[neat herald]

1000 mmr :/ randoms

I am silver

[crimson eagle]

Why heck is u calling me random

[crimson eagle]

K

[rich crow]

lost my first match🥀

[crimson eagle]

Sad

Better next one

[rich crow]

elite first match is scary

[neat herald]

I said in game is bad randoms thats why i am 1000 mmr

There are always afk

[crimson eagle]

Full stack ?

[crimson eagle]

True

[rich crow]

one stack

[crimson eagle]

Alr I see

[neat herald]

Whats ur rank?

[crimson eagle]

Master

[neat herald]

Do you know what is the mmr diference?

I think its 300

My firends mmr is 1600 and my 1000 whe cant play

[crimson eagle]

Ur silver fam the def between us is big

[agile gate]

If you could play with him your opponents will be easy and you will rank up easy

[crimson eagle]

Das for losers

Deres no fun in dat

N u can get against Smurf

[spice citrus]

Al qaida

[spice citrus]

Smurfs mostly go against other smurfs

Cuz comp queue takes level as a factor for matching

[gray mauve]

yoo can anyone teach me how to play this game?

[wind pumice]

Intresting

[plush hamlet]

Guys

Play with me 🥀

[neat herald]

Come

Wanna comp?

[gray mauve]

huhcat i can play with u

my rank low thoo

[plush hamlet]

I'm coming 😁

[gray mauve]

yo boy

[plush hamlet]

Nah I'm unranked

It's fine

[gray mauve]

said i can play with uu

[wind pumice]

Practice flicks
Try and aim for the head for insta kis
If ur on Terrorist side, better attack as a group
If your on Counter side, don't play agressive
Search up nade angles
Play with friends who can communicate

[gray mauve]

y a hehe me also kinda same

lol

[neat herald]

You wanna play rank?

[gray mauve]

dm me

[wind pumice]

Wait u have high rank badge

[plush hamlet]

Sure trio?

[wind pumice]

HuH

[gray mauve]

suree

[neat herald]

Yes

[gray mauve]

huhu

[neat herald]

Pm me

[gray mauve]

thats nit high bro

glitch or somet

[plush hamlet]

U need really good crosshair placement

[gray mauve]

nah js want kills

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

[plush hamlet]

So how r we playing

[neat herald]

Pm

[gray mauve]

btw

why do i teleport sometimes💔

[spice citrus]

Indeed

[gray mauve]

wsg ducky

why yall got no nitro?

[neat herald]

Man u will come comp?

[gray mauve]

mine ran out💔

[gray mauve]

ye suree dme

[spice citrus]

Who r u lmao

[gray mauve]

bro its me kiko

from the comp

[deep flicker]

You have internet as good as Hungarians in ww2

[spice citrus]

When did we play

[gray mauve]

ye haha

[gray mauve]

bruh

nvm that

teacch me how to play this game

[deep flicker]

Can you dono for a knife dawg

[spice citrus]

Not even home

[deep flicker]

You in hejteri?

[gray mauve]

i would but i dont know how to buy gold in this game

[spice citrus]

Ye

I gotta relearn aiming again

[neat herald]

Kiko ad me

[gray mauve]

am from nepal so no credit card only from websites anddd no websites for so2

[deep flicker]

You can do in game or dm me and I'll help you

[spice citrus]

Switched to 120 fps

[deep flicker]

There are

[gray mauve]

dude am in gane rn

[gray mauve]

bro i only got esewa

[deep flicker]

Oh I'm armagedon peek

[deep flicker]

Have a check on dms

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[neat herald]

U playin ranked?

[deep flicker]

Mr 2

[deep flicker]

Or 88

Or zo6

Etc

[rich crow]

somebody carry me pls

[spice citrus]

Lmao

[neat herald]

Anyone wanna play competitive????

[rich crow]

Which region

[knotty pivot]

Mhm...

[wind pumice]

Suddenly every gun skin in the market is getting more expensive

WHY

[knotty pivot]

Fr?

[wind pumice]

Yuh

Orbit VAL was 300 Gs now it's 330 and its getting higher

ST AKR icewing was 500 now 600

[knotty pivot]

Damm

[wind pumice]

Yeah...

I wanted to buy M4 sparkling gaze but I'm 100 short
But
I could sell one of my 2 AWP arcane skins

• M4A1 overdrive since imma buy a better M4A1 anyway

[brisk plaza]

Hi

[spice citrus]

Basic economics

[wind pumice]

Yes

I've seen this so many times

[brisk plaza]

Tbh after playing codm I realized how broke so2 community is 😭🙏

[wind pumice]

Imma wait for things to get a lil cheaper

[wind pumice]

Codm skins are hella expensive

[spice citrus]

As soon as pass drops on market buy

[wind pumice]

I can relate

[brisk plaza]

Ik

[wind pumice]

Exactly

[brisk plaza]

I bought one mythic and it's worth more than my whole account where I got M9, gloves and many arcane stattraks 💀

It's crazy

[wind pumice]

Legit 15$ can build a nice inv for u here (gun skins only)
15$ in codm can either get you bp vaults or jackshi

[spice citrus]

Im prolly gonna get haunted gloves for 3.2 on pass drop but now they 3.6

[wind pumice]

Indeed

[wind pumice]

Prices will drop lower when pass drop

[brisk plaza]

Yeah it's crazy

[quaint gale]

Will my account get banned if I play with a hacker

[wind pumice]

Cuz ppl are selling there stuff to buy the new items

[brisk plaza]

There u can get like ⅕ or ⅒ of legendary 😭

[wind pumice]

No idea

[spice citrus]

Nah max is like 400 cuz its good gloves

Mid priced skins go low but as soon as u go past like 3k it drops by like 5-10%

[wind pumice]

32$ in codm can't even finish a draw
And that's a leggy
32$ Here can get you a knife, gloves, heck and some expensive aracanes as well

[brisk plaza]

yeah its stupid 💔

[wind pumice]

Kinda regret buying a leggy in codm

Ts not even that expensive since I got it while we had the double codpoints event

[hallow haven]

Is there any solution for high ping (lag) in the game?

[wind pumice]

Only solution is better wifi

Or play on data

[deep flicker]

W/L stats for a year of gym
780 kg leg press
260 kg bench press
460 calves press
180 kg each arm back rows

[wind pumice]

That's what I do
Mobile data

[deep flicker]

Hmm(?

:(( am I that bad?

[agile gate]

Ego lifting final boss

[deep flicker]

I ain't nun special tbh

I do 15 reps leg press reps with 780

[devout bobcat]

Stats of the year:
Wake up
Eat
Job
Gaming
Sleep

[deep flicker]

Slow reps

[devout bobcat]

[wind pumice]

Heck yeah

[deep flicker]

Idk man I started in January it's not yet a year

[devout bobcat]

I’m waiting for my result this month

[open heron]

Guys

What does it mean to “avenge yourself”

[valid dawn]

Kill the one who killed you

[devout bobcat]

Kill the person who killed you earlier

[valid dawn]

Last person who killed you

[open heron]

Alright

Thx

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

[pliant tulip]

@wraith thorn yes

[wraith thorn]

Nice

[pliant tulip]

Thanks to @hybrid fulcrum

my sponsor xd

it's the guy I'm teaching

[wraith thorn]

Oh that's great of him

[pliant tulip]

Yes

I kinda love it

if I get bored of it I'm selling it and buying jkomando emerald

[wraith thorn]

Damn

[pliant tulip]

Ye

@wraith thorn

go dms

hi jz8

[wind pumice]

kill the player who killed u

[wind pumice]

hi

[wraith thorn]

Wait for it to get around 1500 to 1600 before selling it...

[pliant tulip]

Ofc I just bought it chill

[valid dawn]

HoW

[open heron]

I was just walking through rust and got crazy flashbacks of how it used to be

[wind pumice]

he kills u
respawn
look for him and kill him

[hybrid fulcrum]

🫡

[rich crow]

[vernal knot]

HELLO

[devout bobcat]

How can he kill him if he is 6 feet underground after that

[wind pumice]

dig a hole

🐔

[vernal knot]

KK

[devout bobcat]

I can dig you

[wind pumice]

lets not

[rich crow]

[hexed igloo]

1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel is heavier

[rich crow]

thought there were no cheaters ik hk

💔

in*

[hexed igloo]

just play japan man

hk and sg is just dodging simulator

[rich crow]

I'll try it tomorrow

[devout bobcat]

That’s right, it’s 1kg of steel

I feel like stealing a coffee in the kitchen

But it’s 12:49 am

Might look like I’m DUI when driving the next day

Jin bao

[dapper sinew]

Hello

[wraith thorn]

1kg of Jupiters gas or 1 kg of steel, which one is heavier?

[devout bobcat]

Yo mama or me which one is heavier

That’s right, it’s Bill Gates

[nova wharf]

My net so bad I can't even play polygon

🙁

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[nova wharf]

Does count a dinosaur or a type or chiken

Or a bird

[devout bobcat]

What

[nova wharf]

The dodo

[devout bobcat]

Ima dip, see you in 6 hours

[nova wharf]

Rifht

G

[devout bobcat]

I am unable to function normally at night

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[devout bobcat]

Can I play so2 with a steering wheel

[hybrid harbor]

yes you can

[devout bobcat]

90° turn

[hybrid harbor]

use handbrake

[devout bobcat]

Soft slick does not like that

[vast mango]

heh..

[wraith kelp]

Where can I report hackers?

[devout bobcat]

Check your dm

[wraith kelp]

Ok thanks

[weary girder]

I also want to report hackers

I have video proof as well of two of them

[pallid wagon]

okay the game is officaly unplayable

there is cheaters plague and devs acting like nothing is happing

and ignoring us when we say thay do anti cheat

is over i quit

[weary girder]

3 of them looked sus but weren't blatant just stuff like somehow throwing perfectly timed grenades or always knowing where everyone is positioned

[weary girder]

Honestly spitting

[static pine]

Hi

[proper stone]

Where can I report a cheating user?

I have a video evidence

[restive leaf]

Scrim rn?

[restive leaf]

Standoff support

You need his id

And proof

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[broken tendon]

allies player?

[graceful idol]

Ikr its been like 4 matches in a row that i lost bcs of them

[graceful idol]

Its useless since there are too many of them

[haughty pumice]

They finally made an update about romanian culture ❤️

[west canopy]

?

[haughty pumice]

Heist

The whole update theme lore is stealing

[haughty peak]

@dim needle bro

PLAYING

?

[open heron]

Stupid mfs in #📸│photos

Playing on pc gives you many advantages over a mobile player

[haughty peak]

That's how the game is made.

to get confused

[open heron]

[rich crow]

hello guys

[shell harness]

Come and kiss my hot mouth I'm feeling romantic

[broken tendon]

rank push allies teammate?

[shrewd onyx]

ANSWER HIM

[rich crow]

what

[shell harness]

lil bro is trying something

[shrewd onyx]

[rich crow]

im playing duels 50 mmr till legend

[broken tendon]

do we have players here

[shrewd onyx]

I played 6 I think I'll be silver 💔

[rich crow]

😭

💔

[haughty peak]

ohh

yea

Who plays 2x2?

[shrewd onyx]

That's first time I'm bot like that I'm was better

[haughty peak]

it doesn't matter

I am also a bot.

we are all

we were playing for fun

[shrewd onyx]

Don't play with me then

[haughty peak]

I really want to do this.

if you want too

[shrewd onyx]

💔

[haughty peak]

so

Do you want to play?

?

[shrewd onyx]

Nah I'm ain't playing rank

[haughty peak]

ohh

I see

[shrewd onyx]

💔

[haughty peak]

sorry bro

[shrewd onyx]

Nah dw buddy I want play I'm ahh

[rich crow]

29 mmr left 🥹

[shrewd onyx]

Go go go

[rich crow]

its so tiring

full campers

[shrewd onyx]

But at least no hackers 💔

I played against one today ig

[rich crow]

10 mmr

[mild socket]

who play allies? elite

[rich crow]

i did it 🥹

[shrewd onyx]

SUIIIIIII

[shrewd onyx]

@silk moth give em the role boys

[shrewd onyx]

Well my love 🫡

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[shrewd onyx]

Best player on earth

[rich crow]

yes

i ticket

[stray violet]

Damn I have soooooo much gold

To spare

If only someone could go gawg for a knife

[rich crow]

@deep flicker

[open heron]

I need a knofe

[deep flicker]

Yes

[deep flicker]

Wut

I go fast for a knife

[open heron]

bro i stay glazing you 😪 🥀

[deep flicker]

I go GAWG for a knife

Gl gl gl type shi

[stray violet]

He said the thing

He go gawg for a knife

[deep flicker]

Reward me daddy 🙈🦇

[rich crow]

i do nothing for a knife

[narrow whale]

Who can give me JUST ¹⁵⁰⁰ GOLD IT IS SO CHEAP

[deep flicker]

This fancy pants ahh

"1500

[narrow whale]

I mean ¹⁵⁰⁰⁰ it is cheap

[kindred hearth]

someone to play allies?

[stray violet]

If it's so cheap why don't you get it yourself 😂

[narrow whale]

@stray violet 🤣🤣

[deep flicker]

You know my story tho

[narrow whale]

@kindred hearth what rank

[deep flicker]

@stray violet can I go GAWG for a knife

[kindred hearth]

champ

[stray violet]

Undercover bosses, yeah

[deep flicker]

Do not sell marijuana to my husband , ok?

[rich crow]

shhh

[stray violet]

He's my top customer

[deep flicker]

Make me

[narrow whale]

@kindred hearth give me 1500 gold i will make u legend

[stray violet]

Literally 30% my profit

[rich crow]

noob

[narrow whale]

Bruh

[deep flicker]

Another reason to gimme a knife

[kindred hearth]

🤣

[stray violet]

You need to go gawg for a knife

[narrow whale]

Yo bro im not joking

[wind pumice]

What happend

[kindred hearth]

I have already another acc with legend, chill

[stray violet]

Idk lmao

[wind pumice]

Also Hi

[narrow whale]

@kindred hearth bruhhhhh

[stray violet]

Hi jz

[wind pumice]

Hallooo

[narrow whale]

@wind pumice hallo bro

[kindred hearth]

I want to push a friend acc to master

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

[wind pumice]

Man I've been camping the market place for a decent price on sum skins
Unkucky

[wind pumice]

Hallooo

[stray violet]

I hope this sniper blast more isn't garbage

Mode*

Let's see

[wind pumice]

Have fun

[stray violet]

M40 only

I'm leaving

[wind pumice]

Imma go camp the market place again

[deep flicker]

First gimme the knife I've gone gawg

[stray violet]

Hell naw I ain't using that garbage

[rich crow]

thats better tbh

[deep flicker]

Camp diz nutz

[stray violet]

You have to go gawg

[rich crow]

awm is just one shot

[stray violet]

For the knife

[wind pumice]

Can't believe this gun got one of the most expensive skins

[rich crow]

m40 skill

[deep flicker]

Gawg

[deep flicker]

Gawg

[wind pumice]

[rich crow]

117000 for a st m40 that doesnt even look that good

[wind pumice]

If u can ace with an M40, your a god sniper yes

[stray violet]

It was the first pass, so no one really bought it. Therefore, there's very few so the price goes up

[wind pumice]

It's UGLY

[deep flicker]

Should I change my pfp from this pic w me

[wind pumice]

Fair enough

[stray violet]

It's a monster unc

[rich crow]

awm th is cheaper 😭

[stray violet]

It's supposed to be ugly

That's like saying that a skin called kawaii is cute

[wind pumice]

Axelbolt pls add more M40 and fal arcane skins

[stray violet]

THATS THE POINT UNC

[wind pumice]

These prices are EH

[deep flicker]

I STILL GO GAWG

For a knife

[wind pumice]

Won't get started on the M60 mecha

[stray violet]

Explain what this means lmao

I've just been following your nonsense this whole time

What does that mean

[valid dawn]

Gawg

[nova wharf]

GAWG

[rich crow]

GAWG CHAIN

[deep flicker]

GAWG

Mom get the camera I'm famous

[stray violet]

@wind pumice also it's only 58k unc. Treasure hunter is 70 and winter sport stat is 50k (not higher but closer)

[wind pumice]

Good Lord

[deep flicker]

It was meant yk like "I'll glglgl for a knife"

[wind pumice]

Well I made a list of skins I wanna buy for a bunch of guns

[stray violet]

Tiger m4a1 is 73 and fs poison is 57

[deep flicker]

At this point sometimes I dm people saying GAWG for for the sake of the joke

[stray violet]

What does this mean now 😭

[wind pumice]

After I'm done buying skins for main inv, imma save up and buy M4 Pixel Storm

[nova wharf]

Glglglg=gawg=suck dih

[stray violet]

You will buy m4 necromancer stattrack

[stray violet]

Now it makes sense

[nova wharf]

Lol

[stray violet]

Bruh can defuse hanami mode end

Ain't no one tryna play dat

Bun ahh weekly event

[wind pumice]

Ughgg

[stray violet]

<@&473212329643737098> take ts down right neowww

[wind pumice]

I am for missions

And lvl xp

=]

[stray violet]

I guess

Stack yo tokens

[rich crow]

A7UV9QLZMPDR

take fast

[wind pumice]

Indeed

Gane gave me Dynasty weapon box 💔

[noble dagger]

[wind pumice]

Got Timed epic awp 💔 gang I have 2 arcanes what will I do with foxy flowers ahh skin

[rich crow]

give me

[nova wharf]

Fr

[deep flicker]

Finally you understood

[stray violet]

Promocode not found 💔

[deep flicker]

Brother pass doesn't pay out if you don't buy the gold pass

[wind pumice]

Indeed

[deep flicker]

What was that for

[rich crow]

i got scammed

it doesnt work

sorry

[wind pumice]

Can I know why every skin I wanted is getting boosted in prices????

[stray violet]

I'm tryna buy stickers too

They keep going up

[wind pumice]

Like I just wanted VAL Orbit
The moment I bought gold prices went

[verbal imp]

How do the sticker packs look

[stray violet]

Lmao orbit requests are 281 and the highest offer is 282 with 3 stickers

Aaaaaand it just sold

[stray violet]

Not packs

Individual stickers

[wind pumice]

WHAT

NOOOO

I MISSED IT

[stray violet]

I still see the skin

It says sold lmao

[verbal imp]

O

[stray violet]

How the cheapest offer is 331

There were 2 cheaper btw

The one I just said for 282 and a naked one for 289

Jz lock in

I'm guessing he's the request for 280.03

[nova wharf]

Why I don't see year of the tiger glove users

It's that bad

[stray violet]

Not too many knives to match

And even then

Since this community is like actually blind

[nova wharf]

Fr

[stray violet]

They combine the ones that DO match (dragon glass) with punk

Atrocious combo

[rich crow]

anyone wanna play allies im unranked but playing with rangers now i was legend s9

[nova wharf]

No thx

[nova wharf]

What is your rating for the sting knife

[stray violet]

Good knife

Solid b tier

Probably top 5 idk

[nova wharf]

Ya but most of the players does not buy it even if it has better animation

Wth is this community

[stray violet]

Because they think expensive = better

Everyone hates on scorpion

They hate on daggers (even tho they got 3 attack animations instead of 2 like every other knife)

They hate flip

[verbal imp]

The scorpion deserve better

[nova wharf]

Ya

[verbal imp]

Ngl its one of my favorite knives I had

[stray violet]

That's why I sold my purp combos

[verbal imp]

Straight up

[stray violet]

And got this new white ones

(all for scorp)

And flip

Too

[verbal imp]

Never had a flip knife

Big sad

[nova wharf]

Last question before I go do you think that usp fiend will go up in price

It's good

[stray violet]

Omg is that a FEIN REFERENCE

FEIN FEIN FEIN

[nova wharf]

Lol

[stray violet]

@stoic crown omg it's youuuuuuuuu

Uhhhh anyways

Fiend

[nova wharf]

It's worth 0.09

Rn

Brb

[stray violet]

I mean it hasn't gone up at all for a while

Looking at it rn

And since the fable collection is still in the shop, it won't go up

It will go up a bit if the collection gets removed

But there's still 1.1m offers on the market rn

Yeah good luck boosting that

[nova wharf]

But it's was like before this season 0.2 idk why it's went down

I just bought 100 of them

[stray violet]

April 19, 2022

Purchased for 0.18

Now it's 0.09

I'm guessing that's closer to butterfly's release

[warped lotus]

Profit is just around the corner lil bro

[deep flicker]

I go GAWG for a knife

[alpine wren]

Hi i want to report a cheater

[nova wharf]

Unlucky ig 🙁

[rich crow]

s

[deep flicker]

We report them 2 they don't get banned

Stop lying to yourself

[stray violet]

3/20/2024: Sold for 0.07
6/24/2025: Sold for 0.03
7/24/2025: Sold for 0.02

If anything, they went down

And slowly went up again

Probably all the people that thought fable was getting removed

[rich crow]

@shrewd onyx i got it 🥹

[stray violet]

Toes who snow 💀

[deep flicker]

Daddy can I have sum Goldy Goldy for an inventory?

[stray violet]

Go gawg for knife

[deep flicker]

I go GAWG for a knife

[stray violet]

[deep flicker]

ATP this is just the server phrase lmfao

[stray violet]

Fr

Where's my besto friendo jz

Probably crashing out that there was a cheap val with stickers and he missed out

[shrewd onyx]

Congratulations my love the best pro player on earth

[shrewd onyx]

Looks perfect

[deep flicker]

W/L stats for a year of gym
780 kg leg press
260 kg bench press
460 calves press
180 kg each arm back rows

[vast mango]

cool bro

want a cookie?

[deep flicker]

I want an knife..

[proud onyx]

...

[deep flicker]

Wha

I'm 2.08 and 125 kg

Is there anything special?

[tardy jasper]

I think you need an English grammar textbook

[deep flicker]

I wrote that just for you so I can get a reply

[tardy jasper]

well you must be severely devoid of attention then

[deep flicker]

Plus I speak English because it's the only language you can speak

[tardy jasper]

wrong

I can speak 3 languages

the thing is, you don't speak them all perfectly

I do

[deep flicker]

I speak 18 and fluent in 7

[tardy jasper]

I call cap

[deep flicker]

I don't speak English because I want to but because I have to

[deep flicker]

Russian Albanian Serbian Romanian Hungarian Bulgaria type shi

English Spanish

Italian

[blissful sequoia]

So tuff

[deep flicker]

It's ain't nothing special

[tardy jasper]

yeah buddy I can also name every language I know

[deep flicker]

I speak also swedish

Francais

[tardy jasper]

LOL

[deep flicker]

German but not fluent

[tardy jasper]

"france" 💔

its french

[deep flicker]

Mb

[nova wharf]

Is that you in pfp

[deep flicker]

Prefer to call it francais

[deep flicker]

Y why

[nova wharf]

How you look like that and you bench 260

[rugged trail]

Hi

Hihi

Hihihi

[nova wharf]

Hi

[blissful sequoia]

Hello

[rugged trail]

Sup

[deep flicker]

I gym for strength not looks

I don't blast tren

[tardy jasper]

he benches 140, 120 of his own weight included so it makes 260

[rugged trail]

Damn

[deep flicker]

Very funny but I can leg press your family

[nova wharf]

Even tho you gotta be in little bit of shape

[rugged trail]

Cough... Who cares

[verbal imp]

So reAl

[deep flicker]

I am

[tardy jasper]

leg press a family? Do you speak sense by any chance out of those 18 languages?

[nova wharf]

How long you've been train

Ing

[rugged trail]

If you do that for others... You need to rethink your choices

[deep flicker]

Since January tbh

10.01.2025

[deep flicker]

Brother or sister I leg press 780 x15

I only count slow reps x15 when I say a pr

[nova wharf]

Ok

[tardy jasper]

I don't care nor did I ask

[rugged trail]

Ohhho

[tardy jasper]

you answered what I not asked for and ignored what I asked

[rugged trail]

Nor .. not everyone use that word

Interesting person here

[deep flicker]

Just a indian who got deported from uk

Nothing special

[rugged trail]

[tardy jasper]

since when did Indonesia become a part of India

your geography is as weak as your brain

[nova wharf]

Lol your enjoying this shit

[rugged trail]

Ohh Indonesia

Do you consider it that way?@nova wharf

I don't

[tardy jasper]

pretty sure all of us are, except the mister leg press a family here

[nova wharf]

Ya

[rugged trail]

Trying to have a normal conversation here...but is very hard

Might leave soon so...

[nova wharf]

I don't think so if your talking with a girl "blink"

[rugged trail]

I think that you misunderstood the mister leg press

He's pointing his point

[tardy jasper]

which is pointing nowhere

[stray violet]

Fard fard poop poop poop

[rugged trail]

Or strength

[tardy jasper]

ok enough actually

I was trolling

[rugged trail]

Do a picture and a little bit of bio makes you think about a person that is a guy or girl?

[noble dagger]

'

[nova wharf]

I tried to ragebait but It didn't work

[open heron]

A case opened him after that

[nova wharf]

Don't get mad

[rugged trail]

I had a *girl *like that in my dm...and after I asked about a little bit of VC ..I got blocked

Nah

[stark tusk]

Hi

[proud heron]

I have arrive

[rugged trail]

U need to try hard

[proud heron]

poopo fardy fard?

[nova wharf]

Ik

[rugged trail]

U good fella

[rugged trail]

🦃

[nova wharf]

If I tried wut was in my mind ig I will get banned

[stray violet]

YES YES

[proud heron]

farddd

[rugged trail]

My DMS see open

[proud heron]

ma man

[rugged trail]

DMG

[stray violet]

Damage

[rugged trail]

Yes

Congrats 👏🎉👏

[proud heron]

guys

[stray violet]

Congrats of fardy poopy

[proud heron]

wanna hear a joke

[rugged trail]

U deserve a cake made from plastic

[stray violet]

Unmmmmmmm

[proud heron]

you talk like its not tasty

[rugged trail]

Bon appetit

[stray violet]

You deserve a car fully restored with ramen packs

[rugged trail]

Never tried

[stray violet]

So when it rains and the sun comes out, your car just disappears

[rugged trail]

Ty

Imma sell them

[proud heron]

look at this guy, he don't have microplastic in his brain

chuck chuck chuck

[noble dagger]

[rugged trail]

The only micro thing I have in my brain is a little bit 🤏 of vodka

Just a lil bit

[rugged trail]

🍗

Here kitty kitty

Eat that 🦖 leg

It's grilled

👀

[proud heron]

just a lil bit of 1 litre vodka not much

[stray violet]

4 shots of vodka within a 1 minute span at 6 am

[rugged trail]

Nah

Really just a lil bit

[proud heron]

listen to hardbass with vodka

[rugged trail]

One shot

250ml

[verbal imp]

Sounds like a vibe

[proud heron]

gonna pull out moves you didnt knew you had

[verbal imp]

Just shi brained

[rugged trail]

Yeyeye

[stray violet]

I did this every day before work back in December

[rugged trail]

I got some summertime remix songs

Beach time

[stray violet]

Me and a bunch of coworkers would just go outside

[rugged trail]

Deep house and house mix

[stray violet]

Literally be 8 shots in before our first hour lmao

[rugged trail]

Nabs

[verbal imp]

😭

[stray violet]

3 shots tequila and 5 of vodka

[rugged trail]

How u gonna talk later?

[verbal imp]

Actual idiots I swear

[rugged trail]

Imagine cleaning something

Or...

[stray violet]

I mean I reached my top speed off half a bottle

[verbal imp]

I had 2 shots of rum before

[rugged trail]

Working with a chainsaw

[stray violet]

Pic of the dash and everything

[verbal imp]

Shi burn ngl

[verbal imp]

I still don't know why you even did that

And did a good parking job at that

[stray violet]

I actually have a good reason

Well this not good actually

[verbal imp]

Lemme hear

[stray violet]

There's never a good reason

But it's a reason

[rugged trail]

My friend got drunk, had a car crash on highway...4 cars in total crashed, he run away from the site... He was caught... And ... He doesn't have a driver license now

[verbal imp]

Me telling the officer there was a good reason why I was drinking and driving

[verbal imp]

What a story

[rugged trail]

Yeah

😒

Stupid

[verbal imp]

How th did he even crash

I mean he's drunk

[rugged trail]

My car

[verbal imp]

But like what happened

[stray violet]

When I was clocking out, they asked me if I was fine (I wasn't) and one of the managers whispered to me talm bout "you know there's a lot of cops out rn, right?". I told them "they ain't shi", I left and took that picture to send to the manager to prove a point

[rugged trail]

Dunno

[stray violet]

Bro thinks they can stop me

[rugged trail]

He thought that he can drive

[verbal imp]

Yeah I was giving him a few punches

[rugged trail]

Did that already

And a few kicks

[broken tendon]

allies player?

[rugged trail]

And he brought me a cheap char instead,

Kinda idiot but

[verbal imp]

Blud a menace 😭

[rugged trail]

He's a gud boy, his big problem is the drinking

[verbal imp]

That nissan did something to you bro

I think u need to get it checked out 😭

[rugged trail]

Gangsta nox

[stray violet]

That Nissan can burn in hell with all the other nissans

[rugged trail]

Heh .gud name

[verbal imp]

Just don't let him get near that shi

[warm kernel]

I touched ewalk

[rugged trail]

I won't, he wony

Won't

Lesson learned

After the fine

[verbal imp]

Shi gonna be like the devil z
You'll just see that shi rolling on the street

I'm telling you

It's gonna be back

[rich crow]

gurt

[verbal imp]

And he's gonna be ready for blood

[rugged trail]

Just think, he needed to repair those cars...buy one for me , + the place fine + the emotional damage for 7 people

[verbal imp]

[rugged trail]

Damn ...

🥀

[stray violet]

Aw hell naw bruh

[rich crow]

Who tryna play allies w me

[stray violet]

We only ride in luxury now

[verbal imp]

I doubt they'll forgive him for what he did

[stray violet]

Leather seats only

[rugged trail]

Dunno about that

[verbal imp]

No I mean you'll be driving and you'll see ur old car

[stray violet]

I hope I don't

[verbal imp]

Type shii