💬│english-chat

[wind pumice]

Man why finding comp games on the new map torture bruh

[compact blaze]

I don't want to end up grinded and drank hot in a cup, no no

[wind pumice]

I'm doing smthn atm

=,]

[knotty pivot]

With u?

[rich crow]

hannnnnnnnnnn

[wind pumice]

SAME

[compact blaze]

Hanami?

Idk the name

[wind pumice]

It's fun

Rlly gud map

I need like 5 more games on comp in hanami

[sick cave]

God, Hanami in allies is such a nightmare

[wind pumice]

Dang

[knotty pivot]

@rich crow so you the one ghost tagging me, huh?

[compact blaze]

I can imagine

[sick cave]

Did it for the daily missions and that map is so T sided 😭

[compact blaze]

A site is so open and painful

[compact blaze]

It is for A site, for B idrk

[sick cave]

• my rusty aim didn't do it any better

[compact blaze]

[knotty pivot]

I can I guess

[compact blaze]

Butter be rusty, wild

[sick cave]

Yea, I didn't know about the B site yet

Haven't really got enough time to play comp on hanami

[compact blaze]

Fair enough

I played it yesterday on escalation

When CT is hard for both sites, but for B is easier to take imo

[sick cave]

I like mid

I'm having fun with it

[toxic pasture]

I have a trick to have to get a free knife scorpion nuka joy

[sick cave]

But A site is so hard to defend as a ct

[compact blaze]

Hard to defend or retake

[sick cave]

Hard to defend for me

[toxic pasture]

Dainm is you a girl

[sick cave]

Or idk, maybe I haven't played enough matches

[toxic pasture]

Aik

[sick cave]

I still need to learn where to throw nades and stuff on that map

[toxic pasture]

Bro you look sxey

Sexy

[dapper moon]

Lol

[toxic pasture]

Dainm

[dapper moon]

He's a femboy

[toxic pasture]

😭 😆 😆

[compact blaze]

No thanks, stay away from me

[toxic pasture]

[compact blaze]

No, gonna play with someone else on my laptop, won't bother going on so2

[toxic pasture]

👍

Ok gng

[devout bobcat]

Gaming laptop in the big 25 🥀

[toxic pasture]

What rank is you gng

[compact blaze]

No

[toxic pasture]

Hahahahahha

[compact blaze]

Don't have a choice, i often move back and forth between house and apartment for studies

[keen acorn]

Wdym gaming laptops are goated especially if your doing a lot of transportation

[devout bobcat]

Sounds like a temporary skill issue to me

[keen acorn]

Trust me they don’t know lol

[devout bobcat]

Get in the grinder

[compact blaze]

Been the case for like few years alr, i can't take a pc cause else it's the week i can't play or the weekend

[keen acorn]

I have a pc rig anyways so im chilling

[compact blaze]

Anyways, i'll be away, cya

[compact blaze]

No no

[keen acorn]

It’s okay if you can’t afford a laptop or a high end pc bro

[devout bobcat]

Get a macbook. Slim, lightweight, powerful, and long lasting

[wind pumice]

[keen acorn]

Stick to the android phone 💀

[keen acorn]

That’s a lie

I have one and it’s just as bad as iPhone battery capacity

And it’s the pro version with the m3 chip

Nah im good

[devout bobcat]

Intel?

Almost 5 pm

[indigo violet]

Hello folks

Hru?

[wind pumice]

Hallo

[indigo violet]

¿Por qué?

Why what happened?

[devout bobcat]

[indigo violet]

Well now you have me

[devout bobcat]

Time to go home

But first, a lap at my favourite road

[compact blaze]

Nvm my friend can't play in the end
Ze aik be back

[indigo violet]

What bike do u ride?

[still hearth]

what happened to the servers?

[ashen jackal]

make competetiv to 10 again

[compact blaze]

[indigo violet]

I saw u yesterday here

I think

[sick cave]

Comment on #1409985054553276446

We need them to see that 8 rounds is such a joke for comp matches

[wraith thorn]

Spam it

[rugged trail]

Hi

[wraith thorn]

Yo

How's it going?

[wraith thorn]

Very affordable

[compact blaze]

[wraith thorn]

Hi Aik

[compact blaze]

Hey, hru?

[wraith thorn]

Doing good myself thanks. Just boring today... Hru doing?

[blissful sequoia]

[wraith thorn]

Interesting name you have there

[blissful sequoia]

[compact blaze]

Doing good

[wraith thorn]

Our power keeps tripping

Bad wind probably

[pliant tulip]

Hi

[blissful sequoia]

[wraith thorn]

Hi 👋

How's your day going?

[vale urchin]

Hi

[pliant tulip]

L
ㄠㄤㄥㄥ

Good

[wraith thorn]

Chat is dead this time of the day...

[compact blaze]

Kinda yeah

[compact blaze]

Damn

[wraith thorn]

Doing good

Just feeling sick today

But it's just a minor headache

Nothing too bad

[compact blaze]

Doing good

[wraith thorn]

Yip

[compact blaze]

Wbu?

[wraith thorn]

Me too lol

The biggest problems we have here is malaria...

Yea...

We still have those

[compact blaze]

Where are you even living in?

[wraith thorn]

Mosquitoes that sends you to a trip

[wraith thorn]

Namibia

[compact blaze]

Oh okay, fair fair

[wraith thorn]

Kinda, wish I was somewhere else tho

Probably Iceland

Ye

I have a friend in Iceland I want to meet one day

Yes absolutely

Ah

[compact blaze]

Same

[wraith thorn]

Waaahhh

No way

[compact blaze]

Probably not*

[wraith thorn]

Yeah...

[compact blaze]

And i haven't talk to them in a bit of a while

[wraith thorn]

Probably not...

Me too

It's been like two weeks now

If I remember

[compact blaze]

Months for me lmao

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

@last lichen fat

[wraith thorn]

Maybe a call wouldn't hurt once in a while lol

[compact blaze]

I don't like to do that

[wraith thorn]

I see

[compact blaze]

Even last time we didn't really talk a lot

Was alr akward bc it was also a long time back then
And i have nothing much to say anyways

[wraith thorn]

Ah

[compact blaze]

But whatever

[compact blaze]

Plus add the fact they were in a bad period of time, yeah, i won't talk to them then, not that we really needed each others for anything

[wraith thorn]

I see

[deep flicker]

Mult secz

[knotty pivot]

Letters...

[stable knoll]

Relatable it's annoying af, i remember having headaches for a week straight

[devout bobcat]

I’m home

🦛

1 hour lap

[knotty pivot]

Good

[sick ruin]

[knotty pivot]

[compact blaze]

[blissful sequoia]

Its T sided

Like sakura

You ragebating me rn?

[void bronze]

beware of ragebait

[blissful sequoia]

[proud heron]

steal his balls

[compact blaze]

You realise it's not bc you face bots in enemy team that map is ct sided

[sleek plume]

.

[compact blaze]

It's T sided, it's obvious, ask anyone with gamesense they'll say it's T sided

[devout bobcat]

“Hinami” 🥀 💔

[flint barn]

hanami is T sided

[blissful sequoia]

Allies 🥀

[flint barn]

Allies is different

cause its not the whole map

[void bronze]

lmao

[sleek plume]

Hinami💔

[void bronze]

i cant bro

[compact blaze]

So he fr thought allies resume the whole map?

In general

[flint barn]

the timing for Hanami is absurdly weird, it's like Zone 9 timing

[void bronze]

usually its comp

no one talks about allies

[compact blaze]

Yeah, or overall, but not just allies

[compact blaze]

Allies is prob mostly CT sided for most maps ofc

[wraith thorn]

He fr be snacking on some snakes

[flint barn]

i mean come on, you only need to defend a site

[wraith thorn]

They actually made shotgun a tad better

[compact blaze]

That's a bronze-silver move

[void bronze]

shotgun in the big 25

thats last season master

which is like silver

most of the time

[compact blaze]

Because it's not actual masters + as it's bronze-silver move, ofc they don't expect that, people have gamesense normally up there

[blissful sequoia]

Not being able to dodge a flash is a silver move

[wraith thorn]

Flash and getting stabbed is a evil move

[flint barn]

the imposter wall that gets you flash being behind them

[wraith thorn]

Real ninja

[compact blaze]

More like to a bronze

[waxen ruin]

I need clan members!!!

[compact blaze]

Gold s9 or s10 are bronze

[wraith thorn]

Man I suck...

Lmao

[flint barn]

if you want to see actual good players its gotta be above 2.3k elo

[wraith thorn]

Yeah, that's crazy good

[void bronze]

rank inflation

[compact blaze]

Heh it's fine

If gold in s9

You'd be bronze or silver s8

[flint barn]

i have a friend who were 3k elo on allies last season
even with 300 ping he's carrying my ass'

[compact blaze]

Then clearly you're not a s8 gold lmao

[wraith thorn]

I need to learn how to be more like him 🥀

[compact blaze]

I don't play allies anyways

[flint barn]

allies is boring

[wraith thorn]

My ping is at 220 to 250

[compact blaze]

I do, but just for calibration on my main at most

[wraith thorn]

I got destroyed doing it solo...

[compact blaze]

It is, but the biggest reason is the lack of a good map

I used to do it on old rust, like i knew shit and how to play

Sandstone in allies is just not really good

[void bronze]

sandstone go

[wraith thorn]

And get this, I was playing allies solo without sound...

[void bronze]

its always sandstone

[flint barn]

i also find those 3h playtime cheaters often

[compact blaze]

Bruh

[wraith thorn]

Yes

[flint barn]

true man, get rid of sandstone from the map pool

i want to play other maps

[compact blaze]

For allies yeah, for comp, depends

[void bronze]

dunes is close second

[wraith thorn]

I'm never playing without sound again... Even tho it's cool getting a kill here and there

[flint barn]

lol

[void bronze]

but its like 80/20

sandstone 80

[compact blaze]

I never play without sound

[flint barn]

sandstone gets removed then people just starts queueing dune

i already know it

[rich crow]

fabababababababba

[void bronze]

sandstone syndrome

yes hello

[compact blaze]

But i find dune shit

[flint barn]

i keep getting dune when queueing comp in russia

[wraith thorn]

I solely rely on expectations when I do that

[void bronze]

[flint barn]

dune is pure chaos,
it's flash party

[wraith thorn]

It works, sometimes...

[compact blaze]

Keyword, sometimes

[wraith thorn]

Yes

[flint barn]

the sites for dune has lack of anti flash spots for ct

[compact blaze]

True

[flint barn]

its just like dust 2

[wraith thorn]

Man that sucks

[flint barn]

you know whats worse?
the book move after 5 billion flashes is 10 billion nades

[compact blaze]

Oh right

Plus molo after the nades

?

[wraith thorn]

[compact blaze]

Cause dune is just spam utilities against CT simulator from what i see

[wraith thorn]

They literally be throwing away everything

Not even using lineups

[noble dagger]

[final citrus]

[unkempt coral]

[flint barn]

yeah there a few common spots for it

usually in pro plays I often see them counter with their own smoke

before hand

[compact blaze]

Fair enough

[balmy herald]

new seasongave me such better ping

i needed this

[pliant linden]

when im in a dog poo update competition but my opponent is axlebolt

[compact blaze]

[void bronze]

squirtwad

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

[devout bobcat]

Who’s the 1st

[bronze grove]

@silk kraken

[devout bobcat]

Exactly

Owner of nabs

[upbeat saddle]

How do I report bugs

[wraith thorn]

What kind of bugs you having lately?

[upbeat saddle]

I've played like 5 matches and only one has registered

[wraith thorn]

Definitely not a modded patch

[upbeat saddle]

What's that

[graceful tree]

hi

[upbeat saddle]

?

[wraith thorn]

It's what hackers use I guess

[upbeat saddle]

How do I fix

[wraith thorn]

Standoff support

You can search it and it will take you there

[upbeat saddle]

Thanks

[wraith thorn]

If it's via messages it typically takes about 3 days before they respond... Or so to be said

[haughty peak]

hello boy and girls

I have a question

What do I have to do to get into that commander?

[compact blaze]

I think most hackers are on emulators yk

Using externals, injectors, etc

[wraith thorn]

Pull up the task manager real quick yo

Lol

[compact blaze]

I don't have that kind of stuff for any games

I'm not that desesperate

[wraith thorn]

Ye

Winning without skill is sad

Nah, I'm too washed for you

[haughty peak]

me

[compact blaze]

People getting carried :

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[haughty peak]

105723082

[errant sparrow]

whats the point of cheating, genuinely

[wraith thorn]

Sure sure

[errant sparrow]

yes

or sm ion kno

[haughty peak]

yea

[wraith thorn]

He should have taken Biden with

[errant sparrow]

just send profile link, its easier

itll redirect u to game

[compact blaze]

Why bother with the link if you know your id anyways

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[compact blaze]

They just are

[devout bobcat]

Thanks

🦛

[errant sparrow]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/241389782 ?

[honest pond]

Price adjustment when? I hope they do it

[errant sparrow]

its easier

[compact blaze]

Never*

[honest pond]

Price adjustment based on countries currency

[errant sparrow]

never

[honest pond]

Why?

[errant sparrow]

its axlebolt

[compact blaze]

People would use vpn for cheap gold

Axlebolt doesn't want that

[errant sparrow]

yeah basically

[rugged trail]

👀

[compact blaze]

They want everyone to pay the full price, so that's all

[honest pond]

Thats impossible and preventable

[compact blaze]

Beside russians ig

[wraith thorn]

Good thing I didn't try that, I was tempting but oh well, I stick to paying for what we get...

[compact blaze]

Tell is how then

[honest pond]

Im from Philippines and the pricing is quite not reasonable

[compact blaze]

Pay

[rugged trail]

Db

[errant sparrow]

ask community for gold, they sell gold for cheaper prices than raw gold from the game

[compact blaze]

That's all

[rugged trail]

Damn

[errant sparrow]

js dont buy gold

[errant sparrow]

or get job

[honest pond]

Even SUPERCELL adjust there pricing based on countries currency. Search up SUPERCELL Clash of Clans

[errant sparrow]

yeah i dont play p2w game

[compact blaze]

Supercell have a major difference

[errant sparrow]

so im not aware nor do i care

[compact blaze]

Most of their players are in rich countries

[errant sparrow]

but still

[wraith thorn]

Or get a business alongside running 400 crypto mines

[rugged trail]

Better go buy and eat an 🍨

[compact blaze]

They got also more players, more than just 1 game

[errant sparrow]

gold is worthless unless u really want skins or flex

[honest pond]

"get a job" are u ignorant? when u first get your first job u think u cannot complain now...how dumb u are

[errant sparrow]

its best method

[wraith thorn]

Damn

[rugged trail]

Damn

[compact blaze]

If you had a job, you should be able to afford stuff yk, basic life, you can save money for that

[rugged trail]

Yup

[wraith thorn]

And only purchase gold if it applies to your budget

[rugged trail]

🍿

[errant sparrow]

then again gold is useless

[compact blaze]

True

[scenic kelp]

Hi

[honest pond]

So, if i sell a coffee with a shtty BEANS and the prices is high..you will still buy it?

[compact blaze]

"but it's pixels it be good to look"

[wraith thorn]

AliExpress

[rugged trail]

Dealers

[wraith thorn]

Wish

[errant sparrow]

[wraith thorn]

Temu

Alibaba

[devout bobcat]

Bloke got offended by employment

[wraith thorn]

Amazon

[compact blaze]

Having an actual job, in a company yk not that kind of shit

[compact blaze]

Dropshipping

[wraith thorn]

The darkweb market...

[errant sparrow]

u complain too much, its axlebolt, they wont do that conversion thing, just sell skins from battle pass and save for free

[wraith thorn]

Lmao

[compact blaze]

Let's go

[honest pond]

thats literally my point...corporate or any job...u dumb as hell

[rugged trail]

Boring

[compact blaze]

Gonna sell a kidney for idk what yet lmao

[errant sparrow]

u gonna keep calling us dumb or?

dude just dont buy gold.

[honest pond]

ok mb for using bad words.

[devout bobcat]

Shut up commie shi

[wraith thorn]

Selling liver also good, it grows back they say

[errant sparrow]

infinite money glitch

[compact blaze]

You're the first one complaining cause you can't afford gold
If you can't afford it, just shut up then

[wraith thorn]

Yes

[honest pond]

But, srsly why againsts about PRICE Adjusment?

[compact blaze]

Mhm, we can try

[errant sparrow]

or invest in better things, not gold lol

[compact blaze]

You're so full of shit in your head

We alr told why

[wraith thorn]

I'll get the ice bath ready

[honest pond]

Thats avoidable

[compact blaze]

We alr said it, he can't understand that

[errant sparrow]

vpn = less money for ankle bolt

[compact blaze]

Tell us how it's "avoidable"

[honest pond]

Bro.....you think standoff 2 devs are stupids?

[wraith thorn]

Brb

[errant sparrow]

no it isnt lol

[devout bobcat]

If you cannot give us the solution, then you better be quiet

[compact blaze]

If you knew anything about the game, you'd know the answer

[wraith thorn]

6 games in one match defuse...

[compact blaze]

For people not with google tho

[honest pond]

Everything is avoidable...saying like devs of standoff 2 are not gonna do about it. Srsly your reasoning is not making sense you just plain stupid

[compact blaze]

[compact blaze]

You don't know the devs

Lmao, they won't do it at all

[devout bobcat]

Just say your ahh is broke

[compact blaze]

They don't care about poor kids not being able to afford gold

They know people with money fix that issue

[pliant dock]

I mean who even cares abt them

[honest pond]

I think 1year I played then I comebck now

[compact blaze]

Not us

[devout bobcat]

1 year 🥀

[compact blaze]

Then shut up indeed lmao
You don't know the devs or game lmao

[blissful sequoia]

[honest pond]

57.3 hrs

[flint barn]

is this game good

[blissful sequoia]

[compact blaze]

Yeah don't even talk then

[tough osprey]

Hi

[honest pond]

back then i stop then from now I continue playing

[blissful sequoia]

[compact blaze]

You know the answer

[honest pond]

I got rank PHOENIX less than 1 day. Game is easy

[blissful sequoia]

DONT EVEN

DONT

[compact blaze]

It's just bc of new mm system

Else you'd be bronze

[rugged trail]

Stone

[compact blaze]

Bro think phoenix is good

[rugged trail]

Or wood rank

[honest pond]

Game is easy. Also a lot of players us PC on a MOBILE GAME what a CRINGE PLAYERS

[compact blaze]

Still bad

[devout bobcat]

Hi sash

[blissful sequoia]

Don’t complain in phx

Omd

[compact blaze]

Like gold s10 is bronze s8

[devout bobcat]

Sashimi

[compact blaze]

He most likely never faced ipads or pc yet lmao

It is the case

[devout bobcat]

Bathing

[compact blaze]

Emulators, but that's pointless to try unless you got a really strong pc

[blissful sequoia]

Emulator

Blue stacks

…

[compact blaze]

You can have smth that emulate a phone on your pc

[devout bobcat]

Nothing beats a ||hot bath after rainy evening||

[flint barn]

PC emulates mobile device

[compact blaze]

Thank you for not saying what i thought it would be

[haughty peak]

@zenith fulcrum gg bro

[blissful sequoia]

I can carry you to silver

[compact blaze]

Wild

[flint barn]

nice im mold as well

[upbeat saddle]

Me too👍

[compact blaze]

Be good?

Have a team too ig

[blissful sequoia]

You srsly phx?

[haughty peak]

I can help you.

[blissful sequoia]

[sleek plume]

Don't solo queue always warmup play tdm and just be good😭

[blissful sequoia]

No need to warm up in gold

[noble dagger]

[sleek plume]

My ahh stuck in gold cuz some random Russians being sh

[blissful sequoia]

Just trust yourself

[compact blaze]

I solo queue for 3 acc
One went from Ranger to Champ
One went Master to Ranger (with 50% win rate smh)
One went Champion to Elite

[blissful sequoia]

I got 0.9

[compact blaze]

No thanks, i am not playing that shit matchmaking again

[wraith thorn]

Defuse only?

Or also with tdm

Most tdm players have a higher KD

[blissful sequoia]

Lemme watch

Slide them numbers

Nah

[compact blaze]

Overall kd i have only 2.02 or smth on main

[wraith thorn]

Ah, yes it's decent

[sleek plume]

Teach me your ways

[blissful sequoia]

Where’s you get that number

[compact blaze]

I just play and have gamesense

I got 2 fingers config anyways

[wraith thorn]

Nice

[upbeat saddle]

Crossbar placement helps a lot

[blissful sequoia]

I got 50 hours

[compact blaze]

In ranked tho 1.11

[upbeat saddle]

I just focused on my crosshair and got 8 kills

[wraith thorn]

Not bad at all

[upbeat saddle]

In 1 min

[compact blaze]

Tbh yeah, i had some good games, some less good

Hold on

[wraith thorn]

Same same

[upbeat saddle]

?

[wraith thorn]

He might be a smurf dundunduuuuun

[blissful sequoia]

😔

Your right

😔

Slide the numbers

[compact blaze]

I got 1069h on main

[blissful sequoia]

1k

[compact blaze]

In total since i started playing a prob have like 2k hours

[wraith thorn]

#📸│photos when this is the result

[compact blaze]

Since i lost an acc with 620h

[compact blaze]

True true

[blissful sequoia]

Am I cooked

Yes

[upbeat saddle]

Aren't white guys making white jokes?

[wraith thorn]

That's kind of where I am, phoenix and gold 2 to gold 4 player, nothing too special really

[sand falcon]

Hey! Wassup, how can i join?

[wraith thorn]

I'm aiming for ranger this time around

One day I will be elite, one day...

[compact blaze]

Masters are not all weaker

[compact blaze]

Yeah you will one day

[wraith thorn]

True

[compact blaze]

Boosted by team or had luck to have shit people
Or they just have a bad game sometimes

[wraith thorn]

It's the solo players that looses and have the gold experience lmao

[upbeat saddle]

We should make a hardback gold team😭😭

[compact blaze]

I got alts in gold, phoenix, ranger, champ

But i will eat and i don't really feel like playing comp anyways

[wraith thorn]

You know when like you gold and you decide to do solo... It goes wrong and you become silver but still skilled af

[compact blaze]

Not always, depends on the players

[wraith thorn]

Ye

[compact blaze]

Last season had 2.33 kd in ranger

[wraith thorn]

As it should be ye

[compact blaze]

When you got a team yeah

[wraith thorn]

[compact blaze]

I got luck tbh for 2/3 of my calibration

[upbeat saddle]

I don't have enough gold to make one but I can add you

[wraith thorn]

500 gold for a clan is insane tbh

Should have been 100 gold atleast

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Isn’t it always 500

[wraith thorn]

The good days I wasn't even part of...

[compact blaze]

Also had 1.79kd phoenix, 2.25kd ranger, 2.17kd unranked around low gold, 1.56kd gold 4, 1.13kd master, 1.28kd ranger and lastly 1.53kd phoenix, that is all my alts

[devout bobcat]

I created DD back in 2nd season (Revival) and that was the first time the clan system was added

It costed 500

[wraith thorn]

That's some good alts

[compact blaze]

Yeah

But that s9 stats

I haven't made them s10 yet

I'm too lazy lmao

[wraith thorn]

I only started playing when the 8 years was a thing

[compact blaze]

I started like

2018

When assistance collection was a thing

Then acc got lost

[wraith thorn]

A year later when the game dropped

[grim scarab]

Guys I need promocode pls

[compact blaze]

Yeah, i lost the oldest acc, but i still got an id with 8 numbers

[wraith thorn]

Facts

[devout bobcat]

I came here after 2018 Christmas update

[compact blaze]

[devout bobcat]

I missed the gift box

[grim scarab]

Can I know promocode???

[devout bobcat]

1 update away

[compact blaze]

So tuff

[wraith thorn]

Damn you guys have been here for a long time

[compact blaze]

I had it

And opened it

[devout bobcat]

[compact blaze]

I regret doing that move

But i lost the acc anyways in 2021

[wraith thorn]

I opened 8 boxes and made 0.54 gold out of selling the skins, I'm rich yall

[compact blaze]

My 8 numbers id starting 31 is prob from 2018-2019

[wraith thorn]

Nah I'm ok thanks

I still have some gold, I'll purchase some gold later this month

Nah it's cool really

[sleek plume]

Muted for one hour just because I send a gif

[compact blaze]

Any link beside game is banned

[wraith thorn]

I have 9 numbers in my Id...

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[wraith thorn]

Did that hit a wall or something?

[devout bobcat]

@wraith thorn low sided during track day

[blissful sequoia]

Flicked on

[compact blaze]

One acc with 8
All other with 9

[wraith thorn]

Oh damn, legs be feeling it ngl

[devout bobcat]

Leaned too low the tyre lost it

[blissful sequoia]

lmao

[devout bobcat]

Borrowed bike btw

[compact blaze]

Odds not shown

[wraith thorn]

That does happen yea, atleast not to me yet, hopefully never

[compact blaze]

Fair

id:customize Change them there

Master elite the legend roles

[devout bobcat]

Don’t worry, it was track day. Everyone must wear full racing suit

[blissful sequoia]

[wraith thorn]

Good thinking

[compact blaze]

Gonna go eat, cya

[wraith thorn]

Because tar roads are like sandpaper

[void bronze]

global elite 2

[wraith thorn]

That's after gold 4 right? Cause I stopped playing allies rank at gold 4 (last season)

[devout bobcat]

I’m glad I quit playing on vc

iOS just wasn’t made for vc while gaming

[wraith thorn]

When they distract you from the gameplay

[wraith thorn]

Ah

[devout bobcat]

I use different phone for the vc

[blissful sequoia]

ILL WATCH

[devout bobcat]

[blissful sequoia]

Yea

Pluh

Id knife you first

[devout bobcat]

Impractical, I prefer playing while laying down

[wraith thorn]

With straight arms right?

[devout bobcat]

Close to the screen

[blissful sequoia]

Me too

[wraith thorn]

That reminds me of some CS2 face to screen players

[devout bobcat]

Gotta see the tiny enemy in the distance

[wraith thorn]

With face on the screen and mouse stretched far away lol

[knotty pivot]

[wraith thorn]

Exactly

[blissful sequoia]

Sash 1v1 huey

g2g

It’s that or get scammed

[wraith thorn]

Ahhhhh

Lol

[errant sparrow]

lack of comms suck so much

[blissful sequoia]

You play like bronze 4

[devout bobcat]

Literally cheaper for me

Especially from HellenWong

[blissful sequoia]

I was trolling the whole game gng

[devout bobcat]

Japey Enterprise

[blissful sequoia]

Pluh

I beat you with fragile only and trolling

[errant sparrow]

defuse became so unserious after the 6 round thing

[knotty pivot]

[blissful sequoia]

Deagle*

[devout bobcat]

1v1 on the bed

[errant sparrow]

sweats on singa

[blissful sequoia]

Your as tho

[errant sparrow]

russian or chinese trash talkers

[blissful sequoia]

[devout bobcat]

This chat is boring

No interesting topics

[blissful sequoia]

?

[proven nova]

swish cheese

[blissful sequoia]

As like Asia

[wraith thorn]

Speak it like xqc

[errant sparrow]

how many buh u have

[proven nova]

defuse was NEVER srs wym

[knotty pivot]

xD

[errant sparrow]

ok

[wraith thorn]

Very convincing

[errant sparrow]

i already stated why

[proven nova]

u r asking to get phegged

[devout bobcat]

Can anyone massage me

[wraith thorn]

Wah

[devout bobcat]

My neck hurts

[knotty pivot]

Why?

[devout bobcat]

I fell

[knotty pivot]

WHERE?
You need Ambulance???

[devout bobcat]

On tarmac

[errant sparrow]

but u always have ur helmet on so its ok

[devout bobcat]

During track day event

[knotty pivot]

😭

[devout bobcat]

I sprained my shoulder

[errant sparrow]

o no

[knotty pivot]

[devout bobcat]

[knotty pivot]

[devout bobcat]

When I get sick, I crave for food

[wraith thorn]

He's a pro silver player, never underestimate them

[final citrus]

[knotty pivot]

Fr?

[devout bobcat]

34431334

[final citrus]

[knotty pivot]

If this 1v1 I gotta watch

[wraith thorn]

Sometimes it's not about winning but the friends we make along the way...

Yeeeee

[final citrus]

[knotty pivot]

[devout bobcat]

Tell that to the broken handlebar

[final citrus]

nah idc about wining or freind jsut gimme the gold hehehe

[wraith thorn]

[knotty pivot]

Yes?

[wraith thorn]

My bad

[wraith thorn]

When the skins matters the most fr

[wind pumice]

Hallo guys

[wind pumice]

Yooooooo

[knotty pivot]

Hi

[wraith thorn]

Hi

[wind pumice]

Halloo

[wraith thorn]

Take care

[wind pumice]

Wsg gng

[knotty pivot]

How are u?

[wraith thorn]

Doing good and you?

[wind pumice]

I'm gud

[wind pumice]

Same same

[wraith thorn]

Very good... And you?

[wind pumice]

Wait guys I have a question

M4A1 Bubblegum or the other one that is like pink with anime eyes, and twice the price

Both Arcane skins

[wraith thorn]

Sparkling gaze

[rich crow]

bubblegum

[wind pumice]

Indeed indeed

[wind pumice]

I was feeling like sparkling gaze as well

I have overdrive
I like it
And won't sell it

[wraith thorn]

400 gold 🥀 compared to bubblegum +-200 gold 🥀

[knotty pivot]

:3

[wind pumice]

Yeah...

Sour is so slick

Was one of my favorite skins

[wraith thorn]

Bubblegum needs more attention to go up in price ngl

[wind pumice]

Still, one of my fav skins

[knotty pivot]

Hey

[wind pumice]

Ehh let's keep it 220 pls

Smurfing?

[proud onyx]

Mane i went to sleep waiting for you🤬🤬🤬

[wind pumice]

Kyooo

[wraith thorn]

Sorry, I had the skin for a long time and never made real profit from it lol

[wind pumice]

Wsg gng

[proud onyx]

I js woke up

[proud onyx]

[wind pumice]

Ah dang
I had it and sold it lel

[wraith thorn]

Same same, like 3 times now but it's cause I liked the pink color at the tip of the silencer

Lmao

[proud onyx]

He wanted a 1v1 so i asked him for his is he went like a black dad

[compact blaze]

[wind pumice]

Yh the silencer is cool

[proud onyx]

Meoowww

[wind pumice]

I feel like if I get gaze I need the shuriken charm on it
To complete it

[wraith thorn]

When you like how the silencer looks like more than the entire gun skin itself

[pliant dock]

Do you think they will make tge winning round back to 10?

[wraith thorn]

Probably

[wraith thorn]

They are discussing about it now as we speak

[proud onyx]

They fuqed up with this

[pliant dock]

Fr

[final citrus]

[wind pumice]

Indeed
I don't rlly like the new M4A1 in the bp crates

[tame whale]

Yo guys im looking for a team

[wind pumice]

It's
Idk how to describe, it had potential but they made it look like a Chinese Starbucks skin

[wraith thorn]

The akr one I like

[pliant dock]

It wasn't that bad tho

[pliant dock]

Every gun skin was decent

[wraith thorn]

Another skin going to the anime collection hell yeah

[proud onyx]

Recycle bin lookin ahh🥀🥀🥀

[wind pumice]

Yes not bad but
Could've been so much better

[wind pumice]

100% agree

[pliant dock]

Maybe

[proud onyx]

Rare p250 is cool

[wind pumice]

They COOKED with the AKR

[wraith thorn]

Which one?

[wind pumice]

Very true

[proud onyx]

Nahh thats as usual

[devout bobcat]

God damnit

[wind pumice]

And the barettas

[proud onyx]

Akrs are always cooking in arcane mode

[wind pumice]

Yep

[wind pumice]

?

[proud onyx]

I dknt know the name they got a rare p250

[wraith thorn]

Cause akr the goat

[proud onyx]

With wings n shi

[devout bobcat]

I fell asleep

[proud onyx]

Lmfao i feel u bro i js woke up too

[devout bobcat]

Chat is so boring I fell asleep while reading

[pliant dock]

The only bad akr arcane is tag king🥀

[wind pumice]

Eh

[flint barn]

💔

[final citrus]

[proud onyx]

Nahh i was waiting dudes id to play a game fell off to sleep

[wraith thorn]

I almost fell over from tiredness while walking...

[wind pumice]

I kinda agree

[devout bobcat]

I got you

[wind pumice]

I wouldn't say bad but the worst Arcane AKR imo

[proud onyx]

Kinda giving a point but still....

[wraith thorn]

True... It's lile someone doodled all over it

[pliant dock]

What could u have been doing to be that tired😭

[wraith thorn]

Work...

[compact blaze]

[pliant dock]

Fr

[wraith thorn]

18 hours of work...

Ahhhhhh

[compact blaze]

Fair reason

[devout bobcat]

I can carry on my back🦤

[pliant dock]

What kinda work torn a human being that bad

[devout bobcat]

Have you ever like, head went blank while riding

[wraith thorn]

Thank god I have not

[devout bobcat]

I didn’t even realize I initiated a turn

It’s like I went into autopilot

[proud onyx]

[wraith thorn]

Truck drivers be like

[devout bobcat]

Could’ve been worse from oncoming traffic

[wraith thorn]

Our brain is a very unique thing

[devout bobcat]

When your brain automatically controls your bike instead of yourself

[tame whale]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/253101134

[pliant dock]

And we only use 10% of it right?

[wraith thorn]

I wish I had a brain like a dolphin, being able to function on half the brain while the other one sleeps and then repeat

[tame whale]

I am looking for a team someone wanna join?

[wraith thorn]

I've heard less

But so to say yes

[pliant dock]

That will basically turn us into robot

[wraith thorn]

Then jobs will become more intense

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna fall asleep again

[wraith thorn]

I can lift pebbles

With my brain

[vast bear]

there are any working promocodes?

[pliant dock]

And no need crazy robot, so we can save humanity

[devout bobcat]

This mf worked 18 hours everyday while I only work 8 hours and already tired asf

[wraith thorn]

Ender man irl

[wraith thorn]

Fr

I wonder how that's going lol

[compact blaze]

Even in casual

[proud onyx]

Add me

[compact blaze]

Get obvious cheater

[devout bobcat]

To save humanity, first we have to reduce our population

[compact blaze]

340% acc with awp

[proud onyx]

Yo chill covid lookin ahh🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

Bring Covid 5.0

[wraith thorn]

I want to say mustard something but that would be repeating history itself

[pliant dock]

So are u gon walk thanos path?

[proud onyx]

[wraith thorn]

Delete entire chat

[proud onyx]

Xd

[pliant dock]

Thanos wasn't wrong at all tho

[devout bobcat]

Covid should’ve came in 2025, not 2020🥀

[wraith thorn]

He was actually doing the good thing

[pliant dock]

That would be more worse🥀

[proud onyx]

Alr im going ingame rn lemme throw a comp or two

[devout bobcat]

I prefer getting lockdown after I already graduated

[wraith thorn]

Gonna take my two shots and sleep till I can no more

[wind pumice]

I need 2 more hanami comp games for the 750 xp
I don't feel like doing that at all

And 3 duel matches (eh)

Why grinding the bp is such a torture

[proud onyx]

Join me

[wind pumice]

In codm I max the bp on DAY 1

[proud onyx]

Gimme id

Lets play together i alr am doing it

[wind pumice]

Got stuff to do =,] won't play ik a hour

[proud onyx]

Oh okay

[wraith thorn]

I actually have taken the covid injection... have you guys taken it?

[wind pumice]

But will send ID in prvt when I'm done

[compact blaze]

Vaccine, yeah

[wind pumice]

Again?

[proud onyx]

Yeah

[pliant dock]

I mean just buy lvls

[wraith thorn]

I have taken like two of them

[proud onyx]

Yeah yeah sure buddy when u free we can play

[wind pumice]

Nuh Uh

[wraith thorn]

Lmao, I knew it

[proud onyx]

Jus drop id in dms

[pliant dock]

Nope

[devout bobcat]

I think it made my health worse

[compact blaze]

Same

[wind pumice]

Oky

[wraith thorn]

Fr... I need to be more careful

[devout bobcat]

They just force you to take it whether you like it or not

[compact blaze]

Also what do you think of the accuracy of the guy i showed in photos with awp

[pliant dock]

I refused to get injection cuz that was too much for me to handle🙂

[wraith thorn]

That part I didn't like, but I've taken it for myself

[wraith thorn]

💀

That's, that's, real?!

Holy smokes

[pliant dock]

He just got the gaming chair

Nothing special

[wraith thorn]

And here I have 33.5 percent...

Damn

This guy crazy

[pliant dock]

I believe that he is on pc maybe

Or straight up software engineer

[compact blaze]

I think he got a bit of an "assistance"

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[compact blaze]

And modified stats

[wraith thorn]

The thing that forces your muscles to move ahh

[devout bobcat]

I think his assistance got him

[pliant dock]

Is it even possible to modify ur stats?

[wraith thorn]

Photoshop

Unless it's actually modified

Idk if you can

[compact blaze]

Some software prob can

[pliant dock]

Too legit to be photoshop

[compact blaze]

I didn't photoshop that

[fringe bough]

yes

[wraith thorn]

Microsoft Paint took that as a offense

[compact blaze]

145.2% acc overall lmao

[wraith thorn]

That guy is crazy good to have that

[fringe bough]

i have it

[compact blaze]

Too good

[fringe bough]

213700009 check my season 8 allies M40

[pliant dock]

Atp i can get someone in jail with simple photoshop then?

[wraith thorn]

That's like crazy good

[devout bobcat]

You can literally jail someone by using AI to forge the evidence 🦤

[wraith thorn]

Fr you can actually... With allot of money also involved to fake the witness count...

[pliant dock]

He must've have born with talent i suppose

[wraith thorn]

Fr

[compact blaze]

[wraith thorn]

Exactly

[compact blaze]

I see how

Is it when you shoot 1 times and get more than 1 kill?

[fringe bough]

yeah

[wraith thorn]

But then he's gotta do that allot

Which is insane

Probably 3 kills in a row

[fringe bough]

If you hit two people with one bullet, your accuracy doubles

[hollow quail]

Sorry to say my king but this game is shit

[pliant dock]

He can be using his friends to do that if he is not, he is just him

[hollow quail]

Absolute piece of shit

[wraith thorn]

Don't worry, we all share your pain

We must stay strong

[hollow quail]

And worse of all a ridiculous copy of csgo

[pliant dock]

I don't think a human being could hit 49 exact same shots like that

[hollow quail]

I have been playing this game for over 5 years and even bought gold and pass but still i don't have nay knife

[fringe bough]

yes , that guy is really a hacker

[hollow quail]

All i have is some stinky 7 gold in my account

[wraith thorn]

Unless, he's been doing it in private lobbies, I'm just guessing at this point

[pliant dock]

What😀

[compact blaze]

Allies private lobby?

[pliant dock]

Does private lobby kills and deaths count?

[hollow quail]

No

[wraith thorn]

I was thinking tdm lobby

But ye I guess if it's ranked lobbies

[compact blaze]

The stats the guy had is in allies tho

[hybrid fulcrum]

Anyone wanna help me get a good rank in duals I'm still in calibration

[pliant dock]

For some reason this ss feel so off

[wraith thorn]

I'm also wondering but I'm sure it does if it's not private

[compact blaze]

I mean, you can always check the id

[pliant dock]

Its like brand new game coming out or dying game

[compact blaze]

If not public lobby, stats are not counted

[pliant dock]

I meant season

[compact blaze]

Oh nvm my bad

[wraith thorn]

Ye

[pliant dock]

Ahh sleep time

[wraith thorn]

Alr have a good one

[pliant dock]

Instead of my brain, my eye controls me lmao

[pliant dock]

U too

[wraith thorn]

Thanks

[flint barn]

6-7

[amber citrus]

@merry hill

[honest pond]

Does standoff 2 support PC emulators?

[knotty pivot]

[devout bobcat]

Raise your hand if you’re older than YouTube

20

[proud onyx]

I js dropped a crazy ahh game

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[proud onyx]

Im 23

Huh?

[devout bobcat]

When people ask how old are you, do you include the month aswell?

Why not include day, hour, minute and second too then 🦛

Clearly🦕

[proud onyx]

I got a life if thats what u asking (

?

Lil ahh baby

😂

💔💔💔

[void bronze]

broken heart emoji

[devout bobcat]

[proud onyx]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[devout bobcat]

Potential pdf file here

[deep flicker]

I go gawg for a knife

[deep flicker]

If he pays well I don't mind

[proud onyx]

Oof who

Jpeg he meant ...💀👀

Fr tho u look kinda sus

Hella sus

U

[knotty pivot]

Terabyte

[proud onyx]

Nahh

Emergency meeting