#💬│english-chat
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why i have problem with going to the match
so u dont wanna play ?
I didn't understand but my id is11153787 add me if u want
istg
istg..
if i EVER.
EVER.
get MOLOTOVED again..
by my OWN. teammates.
oh lord.
oh the gods of so2...
PLEASE.
add friendly fire.
i will start shooting that double barrel at everyone like prime kurt cobain.
Me too
idk i was champion
Now, we can play cuz ranks are same (unranked)
Not entirely true
No
Calibration is more important than normal games
Calibration just doesn't show the rank, but you still get it based from prev season
Oh, so, not playable?
Ah, I see
So if you were gold 4 and them champ, you most likely can't play
Got it
ye
can u help me
No
why
so?
Don't know the stats, the gamesense, the aim
dang
?
You're maybe trash and i couldn't know it yet
Guys do you know How to get tokens ?
Not that bad
No
Complete bp missions
Ok thx
Modern Talking 🤍
S9 menu music was fire
Someone tryna play rank? I was Phoenix s9
I was Gold 4 in s9
11153787 thats my id
My username will be NotStandoff2GOAT, I'll add you later, im outside currently
Damn
I was expecting a knife
Xd
Never
The useles promocode in my enitre life
Fr
how i hate when nubs kill me due to my ahh device
your sweaty ass! can keep doing that
Sands>>> ALL maps
Sands is GOAT
Fr
sandstone is bottom 2 map
❤️
i wonder if you guys are every dry
Wdym?
your just saying that to be diff
no
By every dry?
its called an opinion
dune is
english bad
true
ask mia she knows I always say that I hate sandstone
The new rust I didn't like, old one was nice
Heloooo
The one before s8
Hello
sandstone gets boring
true but its good
Now I'm used to it
i like old rust but when i started playing faceit rust is very much fun
👍
sandstone isn't good it's only iconic and nostalgic
sandstone is like that first few moves of chess where every moves are within the book
true but is all rushing mid in the book
rushing mid?
Nah
Real
followed by default smokes and nade
No clue if my luck is insane of I’m just that guy but I got 2 bayonets from this battle pass
nicee
you havent seen the shit silver players well do
sandstone easy to predict
Sandstone is not really a sided map since everyone knows what to expect and how to counter
overwhelming them is the only move
Is it?
yea its easy to predict
getting any knife is good
lately ive been enjoying more Rust and Dune
But 2 bayonets…nothing else bruh
Anyone wanna play allies
bro it took me since s1 to get a knife
when i played unless u payed money u wouldn't have a epic skin
I have 4 knives so far ngl
ima pass
I need to grind the battle pass
game annoying me
gl
Ty
send gold
I need to hit lvl 400
dune is a map built on bombs
prove ur a girl and i give gold
true
i wont and you still send gold
if you play as ct, once you are in site prepare your eyes
esp those smokes on A
when i first saw dat I shat my pants
The AI:
mia boy 100 fr fr
boost me triple legend
i cant even get 1 legend
hahaa ah nub
hahaha
yes
ask bricks or someone rich bro I'm broke
i carry 6 gold like a gold watch
send 1k
i have a strange feeling that everybody who reached legend in S9 will be struggling in S10

this back pain already a struggle
Looking for a team for 5v5 or teammate for 2v2 (DM ME)
I think I’m pooping rn
no , already upgraded my rank
what legend?
although in mm I can't up more than 2k mmr yet
Why did the game just suddenly kicked me out?
I almost got the Legend after calibration but I was put against a hacker in the last game 


skill issue
Anyone tryna play allies?
I would but I low in battery 🪫
Me
dm
yo guys is there any way to use the secret animation of jkommando whenever I want to?
Anyone play allies?
Can I
Send
Voice message
n asking
not only one
But
but what mommy ?
Yes but 2 times
😳😱
WHAT
-MOMMY IS THAT TRUE
?
Hii
Who can give me 40 or 50 gold
For starfall
I have 1200
But starfall is 1260
Someone play competitiv with me
Bro what
nah its random
Go to a mental hospital
Brother buy "Eclipse" or "Pearl abyss"
Same price
If not less
sup guys
Good wbu?
Who wants to play with me?
Me
at 2x
I'm free for a game
I don't have my phone.
Lets play competitiv
I can only play 2x2.
Do anyone wants play competitiv
who wanna play alies going to master
Me
Idk
rank: empty 0 matches
I have a 1 match
no
I Just want to play
i wanna play russian roulette
with a shotgun reloaded with 8 rounds.
i need someone good
Mh?
okay nvm.
Guys i finished my calibration and I got gold 2 1136mmr good? Or bad?
I don't have money to buy my pass 😂
ngl, if im getting 100g, go on
I have a job and no credit card
please kill me.
I am only 17 years old.
best one so far
Just but gift card..
i will kms >:[
Shi doesn't work like this in algeria man...
Helo
I made a tiktok for fun, on standoff, and o
OF COURSE THERE'S A C
GUY THAT COMMENTED WITH A PHOTO TO FLEX ON ME
How old are u?
17
There's any bank in your city?
well... "La Poste."
Like poste italiane in italy
In Algeria, we speak arabic/french/ and english
So you can make a card in "la poste"? To deposit your money
Until you're 18
even parental approval isnt helping
Why Is that?
its algeria, not damn american.
I'm italian
ah, fancy.
Like in Italy it's all Easy
Our constituition Is so damn good
i love them italian people.
chill n stuff
OKAY WE GET IT
DAMN

RAHAF NO

Teech me pliz
I love Asian players living in southest asia switching server to Netherlands 🙏🏻☺️☺️
What ?
nothing.
ORVHID WILL BE MINE
Im queen i should be legend but game hate me 😢
No
i love the fact that mf flexing his stuff are making the sexual tension between me and my hunting shotgun even stronger 😍
@round whale no broo I have 1200 gold
:((
have yall tried the heist game mode? i genuinely forgot bout it lmao
Okay
yo you got me slapping my belly laughing and farting 😂😂 god im such a gassy human 😂😂
I'm not loving Asian for that
SweaT me boy
how r u mate
Add me guys lets play together
*span
been a while
I legend
Did you got banned
Actually, i don't know when It Will come out, but i got that pass for that reason but the Mission are like "rebuild twin towers"
On france i llay on 100-120 you can join don't worry im looking for fun only
nah, i was off so2 for a while
now im alive and kicking
Same, usually 230
So?
and...back to begging for gold
PLEASE
No if we find It in the pass :))
I sometimes get 600 or 700
WHAT NIRVANA
Begging for gold is not helping 💔💔
Rahaf can i join?
Add me don't worry you will be good
I need gold more than water atp 💔💔
I would be grateful if I had anywehere from 6 or 7 golds
Get it
Cuz 6 7
😜😜
All can join don't worry
Man idk but life without Gold Is meaningless
So then give me id or a link thxx
aint no way bro is handing me a tip 💔💔💔
How you can transfer Gold.
I will be on the game
@normal scaffold my favorite
For the first time the dev made a really good map ngl
Wanna see my roses guys ?
but I don't have the money to buy it.
Damn
🙂
😐
Idk if removing Sakura was a good choice in the first place. I really liked long range map but they always removed it. Z9, Sakura, old rust
yo you got me slapping my belly laughing and farting 😂😂 god im such a gassy human 😂😂
Sygau nba 🙏🙏😭
Sakura was peak map fym
u cant keep pasting this shit gng 💔🙏🏻
Who can help me make a 2x2 legend?
Yeah it is. Did you even read my sentences 😭
Well I'm not against sniper maps but the problem with sakura and z9 is that they're a pain in the ahh as a ct because it takes very long to rotate, and i really hate that
I ain't reading allat
U not shkspr
Skill issue I’d say
Very easy for ct
Fast rotates and easy holding positions
I mean. We're changing team half of the round anyway. So I guess it's fair either way
aint no way u made up a short version of the name shakespeare..
my ID 105723082
It's not fun to play. I love playing as a ct
Inflation
This economy
U play emulator,
?
They have ruined the game for free pass holders
Yup
Yeah idk bro

Stick to cs2


🦤 I need a source for that
Anyone wanna play rank I'm gold 1
Wasn't it always 500G
I rarely play comp lol
Weren't you banned or smth
Played since 2018
He was
No?
Well i main ct in Sakura too. But I already got a game plan in mind
He did tons of weird stuff here
Fish was saying smth about it at morning
I wasn't banned, the people harrassin me were
Okk
Hz
No clue what i did 
Strong statement there bud
Maybe when u grow up
U could use it
That's unfortunate, but you know that the general sentiment for sakura is not good. The majority of players dislike it
🦛
Ts 2025 yo
Tis sit
Fricken packet yo
Sum ppl can’t learn with ts packets yo
They need to learn face to face

Me
Praise me for being legend first
No
😞
Nuh uh
My id is 164702512
I’m a bit higher than brinze
🥺
Lemme send screenshot
Of my profile

I will not playing again after wake up 🙂
Ur elite
Or
Master
Or “bad”?
🙃
Wild
How much hours do u have
Reasonable
I hit gold at around 300-350
For first time
Ok so Mallard is literally the worst gun in the history of Standoff. What else is new

U4?
Hold crotch
noob
What’s a u4
I go gawg for a knife
shh
@rich crow why Soo nub

Make me bbyg🙈
What I said to you after I beat u 6-7 in allies last season
who are you
Plz ban PC players
yes
That one guy
yes
No skill required
Lmao
If I were to play PC istfg 3k mmr incoming
Ur laughing while I struggled through pains of playing against 300 fps on my tiny 120 hz phone screen while being one game away from elite
ban everything but calculators
Lmfao in 144 fps on a 100€ phone
Ban android 
I play 144 vs 300-500 fps PC players
How about we sue and ban game
Im playing on 60 but i can be 90 🙂
I play with 230 ping as well
Against 20 ping emulator sweats
I play 144 but I can do 185
I have no chances
I play about 40-80 ping depends
No wonder I’m not legend
This guy should get ban
If I play turkey I go 30-40 ping
Lowk I might get so2 on my pc and become a degenerate
yes
Would rather play eastern usa on 130 without cheaters then netherlands on 70 with
It's a 100€ phon dawg
Ehhh
Yes play eastern, I get 100 ping there
40 ping on western

If u go turkey I get 40 ping
France 70-80
Poland 50-60
Netherlands 80-90
Guys, what's a wallbang?
Im european lmao
Cant beat them join them
Ez ez

For me
Shoot through a walla
when u hit ur head on a wall
Might as well
fr
Aha
Ti ponyal chto ya sha skazal?
get a 1k$ pc and play standoff
How many fps would I get with a 2x5080 and threadripper 7995wx pro?
I olay cs.. but might as well install so2
2x5080
Bruv i aint romanian thankfully
Ye what's soo special?
Hm, prob 10160
threadrippers are bad for games
It’s Russian
Are we...
Aight I go sleep
Bro bout to be banned
Bro is typing russian in latin
Who pinged
In English
Ur mom
🥀
Atleast i have a mom
messi better
Sorry for being formal, let me say it like a black wannabe gangster
Aii yall gn
U cant type russian in english u can type russian in latin aka latin words

Cuh has cr7 as his pfp u defo dont have one
Mia magdalena
dang bro mum jokes in 2025
I typed it in English, the sounds u make reading English is how the Russian words would sound
get a mom first then we can joke
I couldnt be born without one
standoff in 2025
Ur hella dumb ngl
Adopted
😭
Ur actually stupid
300 iq
Fr
Ik🤑
Rispek
Simga 🚬🗿
mom jokes tuff 🤑
Cuh is not him🥀🥀🥀
Andrew jones I will go to bed now :)) goodnight!! Cya later 😜😜
Vro i dont even talk here
Idk why i joinedbstandoff server
😭
Vru
Aight ruski

Guys is it posible to get a "6" sticker
I don't know
@normal scaffold I want too
qartvelebtan dagamato ginda
Congratulations
Bravo
@normal scaffold Do you want to play?
it doesn't matter
105723082
my id
love u
Give me your ID.
I just came from school hows the update?
Hai guys what the promo active?
When i first saw the new map i said "another asian map really" but then I liked it
I Haven't played the new map
Its cool
It has good boost sites
But yet theres many ways that can the ct get behind the t which is annoying
But yeah sandstone still the goat
I hope they bring back the old zone 5
And old rust design
yk why cuz it’s simple to play and it’s been in the game for so long
6 rounds for normal defuse is the shittiest change ever
Meanwhile competitive got worse
smone for allies to get ranked?
Some people complaining that it's too long
fr like i join defuse mid game and next round is already last round
Well 8 rounds makes it more competitive
They said it on the video
It's the kids that need to finish the match to continue helping their mom with house chores
@normal scaffold I apologize.
Definitely yeah
@normal scaffold Will you come to visit us again?
Well, at least Russian content creators are aware that a lot of people are against these new changes
this is the more we lose, the more we win
Come on
@normal scaffold we can both warm up
devs just focusing on casual side of 20%
pause
@main jackal

and my life is yours!!!!


new map sucks
Now iOS update
Did you know you can boost using the blue rain gutter from tr spawn?
I sold my knife by mistake.
Fr?
And
per 0.30 g
😭
I am committing suicide.
No please 😭
nothing
Job
yeah

i saw somebody buy a stilletto fot 0.03
I am 17 years old.@knotty pivot
guys I need help
there is an akr carbon with unique stickers on it
i have a sell request on it
please if someone can buy it it will be great
it's on photos
i want to sell it and buy icewing
get a job
@knotty pivot I am from Romania.
it is impossible here
that you are not 18 years old
Damn
robbery is a choice
Wat iz ze job
???
where are you from?
Unemployed is the best
I'm serious now.
Germany
Guy what do u think about this stupid update?
Theres an update?
It's good 
anyone for 1 allies match?
Ur joking right
Why you got a problem with the new update?
Beside the shorter match in comp and defuse update is good
tiktok watcher update
guess what knife I sold for 0.30 g
Thats the whole problem
Which?
lol someone sold me a knife for 0.3g


xD
._.
no no
I gave 10 k g
please tell ur joking
@rich crow I'm serious.
How did you get the gold without a job anyways???
Show sell historic
@knotty pivot I took money from my parents.
Show the sell historic
Don't be scared
Wsp
If you're so serious
what is that name bro
that's it
Show the sell historic, no need to try to lie
its screaming look at me im racist so funny
@compact blaze I don't see it.
Then shut up instead of saying shit
If you sold it, it'd be there
So bad at lying
crazy
😂😂
sup
@compact blaze wait a moment
hey
I give you 2m
im unranked 😭
same
who has marble gloves
i play after few days first days are full tryhards
cmon
i get s2 elite my first game

of bro
xD
i want to get master
too much for me
And Harry up pls
i already have mod somewhere
Shhhh
Will come back later, cya
And @haughty peak don't bother with the photoshop
Shhhhh
why u dont wanna play:(
im noob
nah bro
I don't know how.
to send pictures
you see it doesn't appear in my history
I don't see anything
ready
yo are the servers working
Damn
on europe its not
yo guys
but it doesn't appear to me
Idk
.
Idk man
Mhm... Idk then
Ive been starting since 2.34 aint goin for a match
Ping?
if you want to believe me, that's ok
nah nah
What servers btw
im on europe
if not this is it
but its not loading a match
I go gawg for a knife
I'm staying neutral
i have 353 gold and a knife if the knife shop goes on - i have to sell
@knotty pivot respect bro
Guys i bet you wont guess what lvl im
@knotty pivot Do you want to play?
You unranked?
What rank in S9
Mine is Phonix in Comp
Guess what lvl i am
Ranger in 2v2
-1
Good gues but no
150
300?
Im lvl 67 
Damn couldn't guess it 😭
What rank are you in Season 9
If you would guess it i would even give 1000 gold
stay like this
gold 2
Ok if you dont belive me
...
@knotty pivot help me
Mhm... Well I can try
@knotty pivot thank you man
@stark agate wow
Id
allies?

wait
105723082
luliiiu
what
🦛
id?
what?
we playing on match
@stark agate your rank
lets play a 2v2
Guess what lvl i am
me and iuliiiii and geani and katze
now 197974925
join game
max i had avut master
67
thanks
Does anyone know what the active codes are?
Jea alr buddy stop cheating
@stark agate I added you.
What code
defuse now has 6 instead of 8
I added u
bruh?
i did too
Yeah part of new update
@knotty pivot What is your name?
katze
Katze
katze max rank?
@knotty pivot ready
u join us?
How do you know
@knotty pivot Let's play.
.
nah i need at least a master player
nice
carbon fiber ak with stikers
Glock
Can someone give me a knife on this gold?
Was joking
we gonna play?
I don't have a knife
有中国人吗?
i want compe team
Me too
huh
let's play
有中国人吗?
who tagged me
me @haughty peak and katze compe
有中国人吗?
???
Yes
有中国人吗。
no
oh
who wants to play comp the soloqueue is messing me up
you form?
you form
what
Sorry, I don't say with you
is there manny cheaters?
well at least the anti cheat works
some people say that there are alot of cheaters rn
idk should i play
first 10 games
I don't your meaning.
how much is it to buy the full pass on iOS can someone tell me ?
Shouldn't be as everyone got the new update
pozdrav brate
I also can a little bit English.
@shrewd onyx open dms cuh
who has marble gloves
Mb my g
i cant bro
My love did you like the new things ?
Your all a bunch of bots
Huh?

champ
There's new season btw 
Ohh
Spitting facts
1v1 me then
Np
Find your dad first then I will
scared?
These 1v1 dudes are npcs of so2
Of your breath ? Yes.
nah bro saying we bots someone gotta teach him a lesson
If ur offended by someone calling u a bot u might be
ive never seen elite player a bot
If u knew that u werent then u wouldnt be bothered
nah i like guys like him i like offenders i like challenge
Ive beaten legends on 60 fps it isnt hard
prbly a 12 yr
Can someone help me?
i need one played for competitive
With
Balkanac?
@spice citrus can you queue
@spice citrus Who's going to give me a knife?
da
I have 100g
Nah im getting new phone in a week then ill calib
if you can help me





