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yes. I peaked in that era
ye
i was gold 1
Guys i came a week ago back to standoff i was playing 2020 soo when does the update arrive?
Imagine so2 danger zone
but when we clouch that 100v2
Is it like a few hours or days?
Hours
hel nah
YOO VASSS
Ye?
that was crazy. It was in like 1696
Thanks @acoustic locust
yee
When at ios
You get gold medal for ranger?
year 69
Update
we don’t know
nah
HOWWW
yeah. It was in zone 0.1
Nobody know guys dont keep asking
Yo anyone has an idea when ios update will come ?
…
bro
Gibt es ein Update?
Who plays 15 round comp man oh man 💔 🥀
guys can someone help me i wanna buy a knife but im 100g short
Ja
fr ff
So2 need Overtime on comp
So2 needs zone 9 back
fr
FR. It sucks to lose by 10;9
🤔 🤔 🤔
i can send screenshot
i need gloves im 400 g short
relatable
I need 700g
mhm
even more
i have ONLY 0.00
You can never get enough 
😂😂
No i dont😏
Men are all the same
I need a team for ranked 5v5
Is there any good Pro team? I wanna see some pro standoff shyt
rebember i saved u în 1220 from the danger
I’m silver
u own me
yes.
BELIEVE.
I only have silver coins 
hell nah. I already gave you 69k gold in 1694
when ios update come?

tomorrow
we don’t know bro
someone know when ios udate?
Oh jesus
another japanese themed update before GTA 6🥀
MAFHHHX6QVMR
one more free promo
IOS users ragebaiting bro fr🥀
chat is that rizz fr?
idkkk
The Royal pass how many days come out?


lets try ts
i need gold bro
bru why does it cost gold
You need water
Anyone??
cmon bro
dont be rude
tnx for nice ak trial
bro go to standdof shop website and buy it
u need 2more ?
Oh please
i need one
Nuh uh, you need to step up your mental
🤭
🦤
ok
Kanye is my goat
dang

sooo
Whens iOS update coming?
2026
Never
After gta6
tex me dm i send u
nah
me too?
so3 before update?
So2 anticheat before ios updatr
w
sure 😁 its free😂
txn
byee
aliens friends before ios update ?
Good night gng
yes
Gn.
gn
LYECLUMZ3JKJ
moving on another planet before ios update?
idk where i save last one
your welcome
i alr redeemed it
Why did you redeem it
why not
i have one more but im to high and i dont remeber where i save😂 ask me tommorow for that one
ok
ok
i saw my grandma ragequit when she played new comp
😂😂
The new comp made my dog fell down the stairs twice today
ts pmo fr
nooooo
relatable
Relatable with your gramma?
Yes
dont lie
u got ur attention
it is not
proff or shut up
show proof
Why IOS update is all late tbh
BAN HIMMMMM
you are chilldren
Mods tickle his balls
lmao
Face your consequences
they delayed ios update with 5-6h
my discord kitten died of laughter for ts💔
he will get a ban from dc im sure about this😁
Know your limits
Thats insane bruh
😂😂
Yo thats @compact sinew fr
virtually
my grandma did a backflip from the stairs bc of u
the most funny joke i’ve ever seen
Bro I get vs Exclusive player in match when I play with randoms 🥀🥀😭
relatable fr
i think better Read some book or go play someting outside
same
Me with less than 50 level teamates vs 5 lvl 10 face it legends
deadahh relatable
on fifa?
Thats INSANE
Thats @compact sinew in country
you know my babuska also is your team kaptein😂
Whyy😫😫😫
guys is 15-20 kills per deathmatch good (i started today)
It soo big😩😩😩😩
thats what she said
Whyyy is it sooooo bit 😩😫😩
i make like 500-499
yea sure bro
she also said that
yea sure bro
Thats what she said but i dont know her
Omg thats INSANE bruv💔
The update came out 5 hours ago and there are already cheaters 🇼
Not all people updated
Why did they put the kukri in the pass bro
it is flex bru dont be jealous
Like the worst knife
rlly???
drop new update???
Even scorpion is better
Most people don't update yet so their cheats still works prob 
welcome to so2 bud, youve been oplaying for yeasr
Ios players havent even got s chance to play yet🥀
and still didnt know?
For few hours alr on android
Can i see ghosts in standoff when i play it in 3 am?
@outer sphinx i watch ur videos
Won't just to annoy you yk
Android users so spoiled special brats
More like IOS restrictions are shit
bru how u came up with that name btw. Curious
They delay it for their checks or whatever
Need a duo to play allies i’m 17/15 2 wins 0 losses
Valid but still android is ahh
You're not ragebaiting me that easily dw
We will go @compact sinew
nah deadahh bro i mean it
Havent even tried
Im too goated on 2 fingers
k
I will
U wanna hear a very known joke
Never lol
I am aristocrat in my country of province.
never?😭
You're in lack of my d, always on it
Maybe tomorrow
Guys i will tell you a joke and who guesses it will get 10 gold
thx bro🤩
Prob tmrw
No prob
they clearly changed the calibration
Why did little tommy drop his icecream
What changed?
i will sell skin and get tripple😂
You dont get as much +
for a win they give less mmr
He got ran over by bus
Ofc, less rounds
I had 2600 in duels and I got 2300 for 8/10
Relatable
Nah but in allies it the same amount of rounds
“Yeah i was crazy once ahh”
Then idk
Ayyy but im happy I was 2600 mmr in allies now I got 2750
i play duel all night but i dont get 1/10😂 same like my bro
jesus was my classmate bru
2300mmr for only 8win and 2 looses tf it’s way too much
U prob dying behind the screen u just tryna be with good behaviour
9 wins 1 loss
and cleopatra was my first huzz i rizzed up
rank?
Legend 2750 mmr
sm1 carry me to 10 wins fr🙏🏻
eh i thought i could get 3000 mmr with calibration but they changed the system
Dayum ur good
damn bro nice
If i told you he went insane would ur emotions be worse?
thats u on yo pfp prolly😭🙏
Dont snitch
Im gonna play duels then competitive with some people probably
Nah dw everyone can see it
The games gone
okk
are we deadass rn💔
That solved insanely fast
Guys when ios update?
When @compact sinew tells to
tonights the night
Somebody sell butterfly starfall?
after i get huzz
Im gonna be unknown father tonight
ur not tuff gng
Hes insane so why not
Omg
who said im funniest bru💔
damn u aint joking thats u on ur pfp
im just corny ahh bruh
Dddd
I told u smth
i snitch chopped dudes on pfps
Im not the only cornball here
Whats ur wage
Its js ur pfp IS NOT funnny at all
Somebody sell butterfly starfall?
i thought your name was fuhrer
no offence
8 rounds competitive is so trash ngl
Whos
There's no room for comebacks and it's very fast
fr fr
Ill share it
I just fast created my nickname for fun
better than cvee
whats the point of aim smoothing btw
Uh it fast swipes or sum
It kinda sounds like cd so like cdeeznuts
Hear me out
ios?
No
Ddd
it will come when apple store go insane
U cant choose it
that is insane how theyre gatekeeping standoff for ios dudes
insta?
IOS lives matters
Chama maweria mandac dd
We have to suffer here instead of playing
gcshi dagamato qartvelebivart
im android but ios lives matter💔
friend request gamovagzavne
Thats what im saying
Hell nah i didnt murderes that meme bruh
Hold your opinion for yourself
Broooo when is the update coming out for IOS? i play so bad on my phoneee
i apologize for being restarted and brainroted for you💔💔💔
day - week
:(((((
Btw new skibidi toiler episode was peak ngl
Yo guys wsp
Bro didn’t lie when he said he’s brainroted
damn is😂😂😂
Bro my smurf acc name is skibi tate and the pfp is skibidi andrew tate
bro let’s tag the staff
🙁
to ask when the update comes to ios
Ima kill myself
omg thats so cool rizz skibid gronk gyatt🥰
bro.
Real
I like that I play vs triple thl
Chat is he cooked?
pass now have more lvls?
youre the beta here
Yea
we are all alpha and sigmas
@solar pecan sorry for ping but u can tell us when the upd is coming to ios please we want to play and we wait for more the 6h please
fr fr
But too much time needed to reload
? Wdym?
Ngl, fr
Brooo the syndicate weapon crate is soo trash
But mallard has higher damage
Botsunuz kan sat ap
Oh
yall
I don't really care because I don't use snipers in defuse or comp, unless enemies are bozos
@everyone how many coins do u have?
îs better then no one
Roman?
15
mda
21k
i dont have gng
U got 1k more than me 🙁
Like, not 150, not 1.5k, not 15k, 015
Gang I haven't played any public games since s4
For real
love yall. Im going to sleep and dream about tv man soon
Only doing it now for the pass
Typo detected, message neglected
damm its not that serious gng.
bă îmi dai și mie 400 gold sa imi iau și eu manusi
Nah bro
dc
N am coaie 400
of
1v1 me
if i lose u give me 5.4k
no
u ain’t getting sh
Rn?
how can i get the new update on pc
new upd?
bluestacks
reinstal the app
isnt it like 700 mb
alr
bro who have a good clan?
bring back sakura
Can somebofy borrow me 150 g?
The forsaken
huh?
My dad is an idiot
Get a job
That's gonna be child labor
So what your saying is a child can’t have a job?
Duh
Congrats to @verbal imp for winning my 6k gold giveaway
You dumb
NOOOO
give me some😭
You want a 10 y working in a factory
You didn't win
HOLA
Who do you think made the phone you're going rn
Ofc you can’t work in a factory
please
But you can have a job
How do I get a rank roll
There's also illegal labor
i really need some fr bro i want butterfly
Tomorrow's giveaway: 10k
@languid mulch why tho
i want butterfly
Do it look like tomorrow
bc the bp is only 10bucks and ur gold is more worth
i need some too
Hi guys i need a team pleaseee
Comms officer where
bro gangster fish cmon
Cant rlly put money in game so I need to get it with the 1.5k
u cant save 10bucks for a moth ?
I mean yh I can spend 10€ no problem but not in games
got it
Parents say its useless
yea it is
parents
well it is useless
Smart parents!
Comms officer where lol
Why what happened?
Can anyone help me get rid of those skins so I can get the pass?🙏(good skins)
@silk moth the opps are looking for you gng
bro on ios the update can come in a week or sum days
Just need rank roll
why does it take so long tho
its 0 chances to come today
its def not today bro
app store aprobation
apple sh and stuff
that’s why on ios is delay
cuse of app store aprobation
It pmo that Axlebolt be inconsistent with their updates. Sometimes they time them together and sometimes they let the 2 day delay happen
ohh
yea makes sende
@rich crow 10€ is nothing you know
before android if u want to have same time
Bro look up
I go gawg for a knife
Just work for a month and build the inventory of your dreams
i bet bro is in school
Since the average age of so2 player is like 10 it’s very likely
Just said, i can spend money on things i want but parents say money on games is useless so yh stuck on this so I need to sell my inv for that shi
dang
Too bad cuz you aren’t gonna get the pass that way
can u give me some g?
to get a butterfly
@hazy relic would be sad but still imagine if i get it
Got like 3G rn you want?
Waiting for the update still
why should they
Fr
iOS is embarrassing
idk if i have smth to sell
They are right bro
I’ve spent like 300-400$ on this game
cuse if u had sum to give i could sell my knife
Just to lose my acc
Yes
@hazy relic dm me
That’s not even that bad
I could’ve give that money to my parents tho
When they are going to rework breeze
I can’t get a ranked roll for the previous season but I can’t update my game either RIP
@languid mulch good trade ups
dayum
But now I will lose all that gold just to get the pass
Kind of far from it but still I need to somehow buy it now that its 1.5k
Why no medal in free pass
smart ngl
They didn't even gave charm pack
got it
can u help me get master too
116293247
i have ranger
does any1 know if there will be gold sale?
For?
on alies
Ya I can help but idk how you play
wasnt there one a week ago?
i play good
u are ios?
Ye
Frfr
@winter horizon
I’ll play one game rn
No
Where is ios update 😭
Be patient
If you have trouble pushing A site as T watch my video for 3 easy smokes to enter there is link in #🎥│so2-videos
added
I think that is physically impossible for some people, they want that dopamine hit as fast a possible
When is the update going to be in iOS?
In a few days like always
Alr let’s play
Sometime
Bro what
I forgot just how cancerous the market sellers/buyers can be
Actual cesspool
Idk what's more of a plague, this server or the market fellers
Living parasites fr
What code
That one bs where they try to one-up you by 0.01g
Like how unemployed are you to be monitoring it at all times to have the highest offer
Can someone say code
Can I trade my Fortnite account for gold?
never waa any good codes
Or it's not allowed
Oh alright mb
But idk whattttt is tht text is weird
Very
Skill issue I just used it
Got a graffiti
And
IOS!!!!!!!!!
Who’s down for comp
iOS players only legends
Another graffiti to the collection
Every Single TIME
Bro just say
Yip
Awww
Who cam helpe me get the knife sting?
But seriously, I was gonna invest in graffiti packs, thank god I didn't
I'm trying to buy a sting
Who can helpe me get sting in so2?

You want the sting to?
Probably like 2019-2020
Yes

And you're not letting me buy it
Wich one? Tho
Arcane surge
I dont want that one
Oooo, purple oooooo
But ive lost my account, along with my phone which i used to play on, and i quit playing standoff in 2022 and came back in 2024

I need the shroud
Haha
I need the shroud becuse it looks good with my glove
Is the battlepass actually worth it? Like is it really...
Sting huh
Let me guess, mortal veil?
But i aint seling it
Right guy
Chill bro some of us are struggling to buy a single sting
8 round comp for d whole season 🫗🪫
Pelagia sitting in the corner
The ironclad with sting shroud
gg im finish to waiting😂
I have the gloves
Oh i got the sting arcane surge i just realized
Diarrhea
But i need the knife
Arcane matches my gloves
It was my first and for a whole year lol
How did you not end up ending yourself for that whole year
Might sell it and buy a mantis frfr
But theyre not allat
How much is the pass in €?
I'm strong brotha
Mantis pretty mid bruh
Sell me the arcane gang
i got first time gloves when i speend 900g on boxex😂
Yh fr
😭
Nah
Awwwwww
I still use it TO THIS DAY
I'm trying to buy it rn
U beter give me 500g for my sting
I agree, it's only meant for some people
What
This is a robory
Lol
I used it for 1 private game and was bored almost instantly
Don't like the animations
Prefer kara
Even fang
Run me that or i wll make you my next meal
Il make you fish and chips
But theyre pretty cool
It was a promocode bro like a week ago
I hate when my adhd kicks in mid game... I can't stop switching to knife and make it spin
|| Mantis ||
Or should i mayb wait for the price to go up/down
I will turn you it to fish and chips if i dont get 500g rn
8 rounds? Lmao
Its worse when u have a butterfly blackwidow, pure adhd hell
Also true lol
Run me 500g
Oh and daggers also went up by 50g
Run me the gold
And i mean PUREEEE
Should i sell my fang relic and buy the sting?
How much we can get in pass without buying +?
I love the sound the stab sound the animations after the stab
Got the sting
It gets to you
LESS GOOO
Another sting...
Purple sting equipped
I know you sold both nameless
Lol
I need 800g
Ta-da
Idk I haven't bought one yet
Until now
Arcane surge is a unique design
Man and you had to sell them 🥀
Speaking of harmony
So some guy said he could've sold me that craft I bought
For 50k cheaper than what I bought it for
💀
Which means I prooooooobably could've kept my harmony
You messed up
Yeah
But whatever
Money is a concept created by capitalism
I will not be controlled by the government

And be manipulated into thinking money is a scarce resource
Ik y'all print trillions every day

Bread tastes better than key

Unc aik
Indeed it does... Key never tasted good
I'm not an unc
Who watches mma here
The freaking plushie
charm is 160 gold
I haven't watched mma in a long time
(gold skull charm)
25k lmao
Ok, I'll keep that in mind
I would've bought 10k less AND kept my harmony lmao
Too bad unc was slow wit it
I feel your pain even tho I'm not the one that went through it
Is this the end of me
I'm just not old
yo remember me
Pain is temporary, snow queens are eternal
Playing smth else dumb shit, i got a life
NO NO
Ah yes
BACK OFF DENI
last sezon there also have problems on ios?
Who can help me with 700g
There always is

Sezanaa is so happy to see you Aik
Lmao like they'd do any shit
Yo
He was bored the rest of the day
I got mute and the time was insane
Who can helpe me with some gold 50-150 is good
HI
u don’t get a ban?😂
Cause you're a random shit begging for my d and my attention
YOOOOOOOO
i really want this new sezon😂
Aint happening
Buy xioami pad
maybe tommorow
i have samsung tab but idk playing with this shit😂
Latvia
xo
Guys I have a question
Hmm?
Omg
wfym
Im from Guadalajara where you from guys
If we complete a BP mission then will we get the 100 trophy points or not? (IF we haven't bought the gold pass)
Mexico
cherez meqsika
wakanda forever ahhh
ni GRRR!
Watch out what you say
Uga buga
Crazyyyyyyy
That's crazy lol
Bro i didnt even know
If we complete a BP mission then will we get the 100 trophy points or not? (IF we haven't bought the gold pass)
someone need to sleep
Idk... I haven't had any pass up till now
Np
The trophy points is something new ig
whats time you have now?
Yeah I'm not entirely sure on those
2:10AM
You know guys Sinaloa
In africa?
we have 22:40
Its mexico
Who tryna play?
Its mexico cartel
I got it
for you is bad time
Amazing place to visit 🥰 🥰 🥰
💀💀💀😂
I recommend everyone to go there on vacation
Ur master?
😂
I was thinking abt moveout mexico bc i life in Guadalajara its like where mexico cartel come and life
Oh I actually hit elite on 2 acc
i go to looking for new promo codes
Does anyone sell any Fang Haunt?
insane
no i do not a play before new update
Politely unalive yourself, you're so shit and useless
Yes
Who can give me 100g
@rich crow He's rich fr
Bro
So called don't have them, you wanna see them this badly?
Can i have 100g
🧐🧐🧐
Ao can i have 100g?
Nah, nah, ask the other shit hanging on my d
Hey were do you live ?
Don't think you'd need at all if you had to see them
But i'm not a whole damn bi showing my d to people
I mean if the offer is on the table.........
Can't let this one go to waste
Guys guys... It's a freaking Monday for Pete's sake
👀
Were abts do you live i have somthing for you it long black and hard mate out a special material
iOS ?
Bruh what
You mean it's freaky Monday
I live where i live
Wwrw
Were

I am not doing that
Yes, and everyone is wanting a piece of Aik as it seems
Even tho they denying it
Can't blame em
It's called tough love
Were im russia do you live?
Pffffft, that would be so stupid lmao
Slides 20k gold under table
Scared of kids on discord? Sure sure, even if i sent a random address, you wouldn't know if it's mine or not, what do you expect
who?
hello, who can help me with new update, i am stuck in 0.35 xd. and i dont no how to update on pc
Ali
They never stopping till they hit, but they never gonna hit
Press update or wait till iOS update out too
Um that's offensive
Go on then tell me were u live and were u wana meet
If u thing i am a kid you wont be scared
It's a slur down here
pm
i can explein
That can't be bought, even tho i'd like the gold, i am not selling myself or anything from my body for money or any other currency
@lucid yacht if were kids and i am a kid tell me were in russia u leave and il pay you a visit
Lmao
Chatgpt, summarize this yap
Bigger
I mean you prob sold you dic for a vigina and gold hmmm dose that not count
Digger
Gold Digger
Then tell me were becuse i am just a kid i cant do anything
You ain't buying to see my body no matter what

A bio exist, not hard to read
Am just a kid
sharing is caring
Aik is free game then
I'm only 19 
Aik slide in my DMs I got gold for ya
No thanks
It is what it is
Wdym free game, like i ain't to buy or for free
LMAO
This dude..
LYECLUMZ3JKJ MAFHHHX6QVMR
2x free promo
I don't need pixels or in game currency to live when i alr got the money aside if i ever needed that
W MINDSET
RANKS ARE ALL THAT MATTERS
This dude
Copycat
No defo not, if you had any brain
I can give you more gold tho
More is better
From my full time job i do aside of my studies, yeah, of course
Don’t ping me again f4g
Why are people tryna harass bro
They want my d
Stay champ champ
You tell me
Yeah but nothing comes for free
Mobile game pal hop on real cs






