💬│english-chat

[scarlet heron]

respondan forros de mierdas

no les estoy pidiendo plata o algo

quiero un código

[knotty pivot]

No codes 😔

[scarlet heron]

ooh

ok

[plain pagoda]

dont spam lil bro , u can get bann

[knotty pivot]

No mi amigo

[last lichen]

@silk kraken get him ax hes been at it for years

[knotty pivot]

😔

[plain pagoda]

🥀 bye alex

[nimble iris]

Forgot yall are boomers ngl

[last lichen]

rip..:(

[last lichen]

bro im not 60

im 20💔

[nimble iris]

Lmao

[knotty pivot]

xD

[plain pagoda]

alex no more , mods ate him 🚑

[nimble iris]

Still 5 yrs ahead of me still a boooomah

[last lichen]

young ahh kid

[nimble iris]

Ikr

[plain pagoda]

what if i replace ce from ur name and put double s

[last lichen]

imagine being 15 in this economy

[knotty pivot]

Yes they did, I think 😔

[plain pagoda]

avg russian mod

[nimble iris]

Uh bommer

Idk

Lmao

[last lichen]

axmn isnt russian

[plain pagoda]

i was once 15 when i was young

[last lichen]

dont disrespect my goat like that

[knotty pivot]

xD

[last lichen]

[plain pagoda]

wym disrespect 😭

lmfao

[last lichen]

his culture

cancelled

[plain pagoda]

oh is he ukrainian ?

[last lichen]

alr butter chicken gimme like

[last lichen]

no

i have no idea actually

[plain pagoda]

😀

[last lichen]

18min

[plain pagoda]

imma shower rel quick

👅

[last lichen]

finally

[plain pagoda]

NOO

WHAT

🚑

[nimble iris]

Bak

[green escarp]

yoyo, is there a release date for the new season?

[halcyon anvil]

Anyone comp?

Im around gold 3-4 maybe phoneix,

6:10 games played

Unranked

[tame epoch]

What’s goin on

[last lichen]

sup pierce

[tame epoch]

Nm just in uni

Wbu

[nimble iris]

Yolo peirce

Hru keepin

[tame epoch]

I’m good man wbu

[nimble iris]

Same same

[tame epoch]

That’s good that’s good

[nimble iris]

Ur master now dayum lol

Im still like gold

Idk

[tame epoch]

lol yea only in allies

[nimble iris]

Ah

[tame epoch]

Then I deranked haha

[nimble iris]

Lmao

[acoustic zealot]

When is the season?

[rich crow]

get a job

start your working season

get money and live a good live

[prisma star]

Who trying to invite me to a clan I’m comp asf on ops and it translates easy on this game

[tender orchid]

Can u boost me

In allies

[rich crow]

whats your rank

[tender orchid]

I just started

Like 3 days ago

[plain pagoda]

🚑

[tender orchid]

@rich crow whats ur rank?

[foggy sierra]

Ñ

[cyan shale]

@tender orchid can u boost me g3

[tender orchid]

Yes

[cyan shale]

really?

192719585 who wanna play??

Come on broo I need a man to boost

[dense thistle]

@plain pagoda

[proven pelican]

i can boost for gold

xs

xd

[plain pagoda]

i only boost u , not some random players

[cyan shale]

for how much?

[shrewd onyx]

What a love story

[cyan shale]

My limit is 50-60 g

[proven pelican]

which rank are you

what you wanna boost

[cyan shale]

I wanna boost compe

and I'm g3

[proven pelican]

what rank are you rn

and which rank you wanna get

[dense thistle]

@plain pagoda let's gang up on this n

[cyan shale]

g3 or g2

phoenix

or ranger

[proven pelican]

i have main and mini acc

both are elite

rank

[cyan shale]

cool

[proven pelican]

i dont think that i can play

with you

[plain pagoda]

yh i was thinking the same

[proven pelican]

because of high mmr diff

[cyan shale]

how much cost?
(I only have 60)

[proven pelican]

i cant ask someone other

[cyan shale]

u can make an alt acc?

like a new acc?

and play

[proven pelican]

yes but i need to be 20 level

[dense thistle]

@shrewd onyx get baby oil ready we coming

[cyan shale]

yea ik

[shrewd onyx]

🥰

[shrewd onyx]

My loves

[cyan shale]

@proven pelican so?

[dense thistle]

That what you gonna say in bed fr

[shrewd onyx]

[proven pelican]

i have no will to make new acc and push it to lvl 20

sry

ask someone other

[cyan shale]

@scenic crypt play?

k

[proven pelican]

u have allot people that boost here

but half of them are scam

[cyan shale]

👍👍 ok thanks

[proven pelican]

they will ask for gold first

than boost you

[cyan shale]

yeah rats

[tender orchid]

I'm not random

[rich crow]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/59534251

[stray violet]

Who else about to buss rn 👀

[dire aspen]

outlaw ahh

[tame rivet]

yea def not a valorant copy

[dire aspen]

egregious

let's go valorant outlaw added to so2

[wheat thicket]

Finna go crazy on new sniper

[deep flicker]

Best gun for breeze

[tame rivet]

shi looks exactly the same just with wood

[wheat thicket]

Wordd?

[deep flicker]

I still believe akimbo > any riffle

[marble frigate]

Is the gun out yet ?

[deep flicker]

Nein

[wheat thicket]

P90

[languid mulch]

Akimbo = no skill

[deep flicker]

You go p90 I go akimbo

[deep flicker]

Sureeeee babygirl

[wheat thicket]

[languid mulch]

Yuh baby

[deep flicker]

M4 > m4s

Change my mind

[autumn vessel]

another cod gun

💀

[stray violet]

Are you mentally challenged

Do you lack the ability to read

[deep flicker]

Brother how could people cheat with skins

[autumn vessel]

skin changer

[edgy ibex]

Exactly

[deep flicker]

Nah brother I found someone with stt treasure hunter with stickers and charm equipped

[edgy ibex]

Never that people have inv

[autumn vessel]

ive seen a guy locking ppl thru walls with golden deagle

[lavish stone]

Yo

[autumn vessel]

he got multiple aces

so

[lavish stone]

Off topic how old are yall

[autumn vessel]

it exists

[deep flicker]

Like dayumm man my guy said "yeah I don't mind loosing 1k euro, I have more"

[deep flicker]

21 here and train driver

[lavish stone]

Thats cool

[rich crow]

I mean,thats not that much,its only like 1k usd in my currency

[deep flicker]

And "I still won't donate you anything "

[edgy ibex]

[lavish stone]

I spent today 30 bucks on nothing

[deep flicker]

Da :)) stiu

[deep flicker]

Well at least you Ain't Romanian like me

[rich crow]

Fata de skinurile de pe cs

[deep flicker]

Wtf is a stable currency

[rich crow]

Nu i asa rau

[lavish stone]

We close im from montenegro

[stray violet]

Treasure hunter was way cheaper like a year or two ago

[deep flicker]

Fr da totusi man vreau și eu un combo

[edgy ibex]

In 2020

Like 5k statrack

[deep flicker]

Ye it was about 18-20k not 65-80k w good stickers

[deep flicker]

I play since season 6 and yeah

[rich crow]

Hardcore

[deep flicker]

Play since season 6 and 3.8k hours

[edgy ibex]

Starting sin e 2018 when don’t exist seasons XD

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Ai dezvoltat dependenta

[deep flicker]

Lessgo

[stray violet]

20k not that expensive

[edgy ibex]

[deep flicker]

A nu mă ce ai 🙂 dar tot vreau și eu un combo vere..

[lavish stone]

😭

[deep flicker]

You talk like you casually throw in game 500 euro every month

[rich crow]

Un combo extrem de scump sau la ce te referi

Cu 3k faci unul

[deep flicker]

Nah vreau și eu un combo cuțit + mănuși drequ că n am nici măcar pe main un cuțit

[stray violet]

Close enough

[deep flicker]

Da ți se pare că am bani?

[rich crow]

)))

[autumn vessel]

i bought ak 2yrs for ~200 and sold it for ~350

[deep flicker]

Brother my whole salary is 2000 euro and I pay for my mom meds and treatment about 1650 and rest of this is for food at work

I can't afford to get any money in game

I play on a Motorola edge 40 2023 phone (100€ phone ) with 144 fps

[stray violet]

I mean I haven't spent any real money in like 2 years

Or maybe 3 idk

[deep flicker]

I try my best to be up there but I can't compare to people playing ipad or PC

[stray violet]

Last thing I bought was that dumbahh fal skin

[deep flicker]

Like for the love of god ban PC players

[stray violet]

Lowlifes*

[rich crow]

@deep flicker nu ai nici un skin scump?

[shrewd onyx]

@devout bobcat Go to sleep my love

[rich crow]

hey

[elfin skiff]

New sniper nice

[shrewd onyx]

Job

[fallen quartz]

When sez 10 is going to release

[hushed solar]

Hey is there any working codes

I wanna try some

[amber bronze]

Mallardddd

[pliant dock]

This new gun is going to ruin my day💔

[last lichen]

mallard seems op

[last lichen]

cu 3k iti iei juma de skin

[tender orchid]

Can anyone boost me

[sick crater]

why

[agile gate]

The design Is like Kar from pubg

[rich crow]

the update didnt even got out and people already complaininf

[unkempt falcon]

Guys I just thought of something
Can't you fake flash people by dropping the flash

[dire aspen]

complaining where

[rich crow]

you can

[unkempt falcon]

Hello btw

[dire aspen]

Yes

[agile gate]

On long maps would be op(province ,breeze)

[dire aspen]

Uncommon but useful

[rich crow]

it surprisingly works so well

[pliant dock]

I mean i play on high ping which is the only option due to my country, this gun can shoot twice without any delay like shotgun and its sniper rifle at the same time so im cooked

[dire aspen]

lets go

so2 turns into valorant here we go

[unkempt falcon]

Bro the new gun is so bad

It is literally a scoped shot gun

[pliant dock]

Not rlly only awp, u have to have good aim with awp or else mallard is better

[ancient vale]

translate kar from albanian to english

[tulip elbow]

Cs2 to valo

[pliant dock]

That what im saying

[gritty owl]

nope

[pliant dock]

And the gun is alr op in val

[rich crow]

we need lower graphics option

[tulip elbow]

Just buy a new device man

[dire aspen]

against half buys it destroys

[rich crow]

should be like minecraft

[sick cave]

This game is going valorant route

[pliant dock]

They should ban since it mobile game

[dire aspen]

but axlebolt want money

and a lot of the content creators are on pc

[pliant dock]

Even full buy cuz its one shots

[gritty owl]

im a pc player and they should not

[rich crow]

i mean it probably wont because of content creators

[tulip elbow]

They won't, many Russian youtubers play on pc

[dire aspen]

(they are the definition of skill issue I agree)

[pliant dock]

Doesn’t mean they can’t ban just bc u are on pc🥀

[pliant dock]

Ye ik

[dire aspen]

just play cs or valo

[gritty owl]

i already play cs

[rich crow]

valo sucks and cs also sucks

[pliant dock]

But i swear if i try to play on pc i would get banned for sure🥀

[gritty owl]

cs doesnt

[rich crow]

hes right to play stansofd

[agile gate]

Someone who Is good enough will beat pc players

[pliant dock]

Sure pal

[rich crow]

you could beat them by having shorter reaction times

[dire aspen]

and the best pc player beats the best ipad and mobile player

[pliant dock]

And ping

[tulip elbow]

Remove the cs bruv

[dire aspen]

pc is just objectively better device

[dire aspen]

they both suck

[rich crow]

fps and control wise

[tulip elbow]

Ahellnaw

[gritty owl]

hell nah

[tulip elbow]

Cs2 the goat

[agile gate]

Yes

[gritty owl]

rs

[high sierra]

Who wants 1v1? For 1000 gold?

[rich crow]

true

[dire aspen]

csgo was the goat, cs2 nah

[unkempt falcon]

Yeah I never got the hype around Valo it's game for kids and you can run it on a fridge

[rich crow]

its the pubg mobile of pc games

[tulip elbow]

Lmao true

[agile gate]

Best ipad player would beat best pc player

[rich crow]

colorfull and bright

[humble pike]

Bronze detected opinion rejected

[pliant dock]

The game with bugs😭 like u can’t even giggle peek, it still hits even u are behind the wall

[dire aspen]

then they aren't the best pc player

[rich crow]

its not a bad game just needs to be fixed some

[pliant dock]

Tbh valo cs cs2 all of them are good

[dire aspen]

better than so2 and c ops at least

[tulip elbow]

Every game has bugs my guy but they fix it from time to time

[pliant dock]

Yall are just suck at the games or just hater for no reason🥀

[gritty owl]

exclude valorant

[thorny tiger]

anyone wanna grind on allies w me ?

[dire aspen]

can't say no to vanguard anti cheat

[pliant dock]

Exactly

[unkempt falcon]

Jokes on you I'm un calibrated

[gritty owl]

Xd

[tulip elbow]

Valo actually sucks because of their software it's a major threat to your privacy

[pliant dock]

What does it do?

I have no pc

[rich crow]

access to kernel level

[humble pike]

All school kids talking about privacy without knowing any single things about CSE

[pliant dock]

I just want to play val cs2 every game

[dire aspen]

they know nothing and speak on something they heard of once

[unkempt falcon]

Bro I swear all they had to do was change the UI and graphics for CS2

[rich crow]

i mean if u use google services regulary privacy isnt a big thing

[tulip elbow]

Riot vanguard runs at kernel level
It's deep inside your computer
And has a high control over your computer
Even when you're not playing valorant it stays active all the time
If by chance riot vanguard gets hacked you're cooked

[dire aspen]

do you use google? do you use apple products? do you know how many other companies know so much about you and sometimes sell your data to brokers?

[tulip elbow]

Not Apple but I use Google but their security is very high compared to riot games.

[dire aspen]

RIOT knowing what is inside your pc should be the least of your concerns

[pliant dock]

But it has good things right? Like detect hackers?

[tulip elbow]

No.

[pliant dock]

Deep inside our pc yet can’t detect havkers🥀

[humble pike]

Riot vanguard is an anti-cheat software, it doesn't steal your personal details if it does your windows defender will block that req and firewalls will block the vanguard outgoing req

[pliant dock]

Whats the point of having that kind if software

[tulip elbow]

Not tryna defend but yeah they sell people's data to brokers but at least we won't get hacked pro tip lie about every details in them

[humble pike]

It operates only on valorant not on your pc

[dire aspen]

it is the best anti cheat, though every anticheat can be bypassed

[dire aspen]

one of the best anyways

[dire aspen]

cheats and anticheats will always be evolving

[rich crow]

look vanguard doesnt really seem to pull or send your data but if you are concerned just turn it off if you arent going to play

[humble pike]

Leave them

[dire aspen]

plus people in valorant oftentimes have to pay for spoofers and such to bypass anticheat just to be banned later on

[dire aspen]

good idea

[tulip elbow]

It does not steal data particularly but it lies deep within your computer
But i

I'm js saying ts

[tulip elbow]

It stays active all the time lmao even when you're not playing the game

[rich crow]

yeah i just turn it off

[tulip elbow]

Then valo won't turn on

That's why ion pay ts

[rich crow]

i can restart if i want to play

[tulip elbow]

Play*

[rich crow]

but i dont play it

[tulip elbow]

I like linux ngl

[rich crow]

i use arch btw

[tulip elbow]

Crazy

[gilded wing]

Bro that ain t a shotgun???

Its a sniper

Wtf

[thick oar]

🙋‍♂️ ARGENTINA

[ocean moat]

meee

[crystal cave]

It's inbetween

[rich crow]

i need some gold too

im higher rank

so i deserve

pls

[crystal cave]

You deserve a mute mate ngl

[rich crow]

who

[crystal cave]

You.

[rich crow]

asked

[crystal cave]

You.

[rich crow]

who

[crystal cave]

Beggers wanna play choosers

Imma dip this second hand embarrassment, peace

[meager igloo]

Bumbaclart

[rich crow]

gn

[spark bough]

@ocean moat Little Late or 💀

[rich crow]

its never late

to give me som gold

[ocean moat]

no i want it still f4

[rugged trail]

Hi

[ocean moat]

i coulda asked 6 years ago and if u replied today id still wait

[serene cape]

Should I sell my karambit dragon glass and get a bayonet

I have xray gloves idk if to buy dark shiver or digital burst

[rugged trail]

Yes

And no

[ocean moat]

how about u give me some fr fr

[serene cape]

Wym

Idk the karambit feels really weird

The bayo looks cleaner

[rugged trail]

My honest opinion...

[ocean moat]

karambit is ahh

[rugged trail]

Do whatever you want

[serene cape]

[ocean moat]

get a fang

[serene cape]

Nah

[rugged trail]

I understand that you want to know other options

[serene cape]

I would get a mantis

[rugged trail]

But, that's your taste

[serene cape]

Orrrrrrrreer

I can sell my butterfly starfall and the gloves

So that I don’t have to sell the kara

[rugged trail]

I have all knifes except mantis

[serene cape]

I’m a genius

[ocean moat]

@serene cape bro can i get sum gold fr fr

[rugged trail]

So I don't know what are you going trough

[ocean moat]

u big money

[serene cape]

A mental breakdown

[rugged trail]

Eh

[snow phoenix]

The Mallard is basically the Olympia from COD, but with a scope

[rugged trail]

U got it dude

[serene cape]

[rugged trail]

Yes

[serene cape]

Also identical to the vigil’s shotgun in r6

[rugged trail]

Anyway, im out

[ocean moat]

@serene cape m9 bayonet knife?

bro get anything but that

[serene cape]

Ye

[ocean moat]

u will get bored of them in like 5 matches

[snow phoenix]

Right

At least we're getting a new weapon

[sour star]

u a freak bro

freaky ash

[rich crow]

kesedo slide some gold

ik u rich

@shrewd onyx you too

[frigid rampart]

Can you give me one knife🤗

[rich crow]

get a job

[frigid rampart]

I have one

Bro you just asked for some gold

[rich crow]

i only care about the draw animation

[blissful sequoia]

I have default knife

[ocean moat]

6 gold rn

[rich crow]

sell some skins

im broke

[ocean moat]

no

od jebi sine

u suti i daj gold

ne

[frigid rampart]

Get a job

[ocean moat]

ne volim pisat bosanski jer ga ne pisem toliko

[rich crow]

my job is to tell ppl to get a job

[ocean moat]

imo sam golda al sam potrosio

[proven pelican]

ooo cao cao pozz pozz

[frigid rampart]

How much is your monthly salary

[proven pelican]

od kud ti tu

[ocean moat]

ne

[rich crow]

i get paid compliments

[proven pelican]

najjace

[ocean moat]

kako je ragebait ako ne radi

[sour star]

thats freaky

freaky as shit bro

[proven pelican]

kolko imas god

[sour star]

THE MIMIC!!!?!?!!!!

me when i cant english

peak schizophrenia

[reef nacelle]

Hey guys 👋

[sour star]

me when i hallucinate

[shrewd onyx]

My love get out

[sour star]

im restarted

factory settings

what if i dont

[rich crow]

noobs

[sour star]

no thanks

[vast mango]

5:48 am guys

[rich crow]

respect my name 😈

my eyes turn red when i get mad

i cant control myself

[viscid nebula]

😭😭

[vast mango]

im literally in china rn

[zealous junco]

so the new sniper is just a batter m40 for the almost same amount

[zealous junco]

no its 4 am there

[vast mango]

not from there but im 50% moroccan and 50% chinese cuz my mum's chiense

[vast mango]

It's literally 5:49 what ru on lol

Should i show you the time rn?

who pissed on ur cereal

[rich crow]

hello 😭

[zealous junco]

in some parts its 4 am its bigger then jo’s mom

[proven pelican]

cold

[vast mango]

they should've shit on it too

nice

goth girls aren't really my type

[rich crow]

everyone here talking everything but standoff 😭

[vast mango]

ok

[rich crow]

was i talking to u

[vast mango]

my types r blondes honestly

[vast mango]

specify bro

[zealous junco]

its called #💬│english-chat not standoff chat

[vast mango]

nonono blondes are baddies bro

even as a aroace person

i gotta admit

[floral pendant]

what skins do u guys think will be valuable in the future

[rich crow]

then i will standon

[zealous junco]

you forget the e

[rich crow]

also its under community tab which is standoff community

[vast mango]

same but why tf they care bout height

[rich crow]

so it should be about the game

[zealous junco]

what kind of goth

[vast mango]

any goth he prolly means

[dire aspen]

I think there may be research on that

[viscid nebula]

Hello😭

[dire aspen]

He most likely means alt women with a bit of makeup

[zealous junco]

well there isnt any other topic i can talk about

[vast mango]

meh

people who spam make up and call people chopped are wet lmao

[zealous junco]

you confused goth with killers

[vast mango]

cannibals*

[dire aspen]

That's what people on the internet generally mean when they say they love goth women, good for you if you actually know something about what being goth means btw

[zealous junco]

same thing name one killer who hasent eaten anyone

[dire aspen]

It was 1 sentence...

Okay then

[vast mango]

brother there's alot of killers that don't eat people and cannibal is people that eat humans and killers r people that kill humans

[dire aspen]

Ah that sucks, I hope you rest up and feel better soon

Take care

[zealous junco]

same thing.

[vast mango]

not same thing

[dire aspen]

[zealous junco]

they both kill

[vast mango]

holy i almost got muted

[shrewd onyx]

So go to sleep guys

NOW

GO

[final citrus]

[zealous junco]

and the racist are here

[zealous junco]

isnt it 3:30 for you

[final citrus]

Pfp change again

[zealous junco]

happy boi

[final citrus]

You happyv :0

[shrewd onyx]

No it's for your health

[final citrus]

No depressed anymore nice

[rich crow]

noob

🤓

[shrewd onyx]

Ty my love 💓

🥰

[rich crow]

real words

[zealous junco]

if he dies by old age then all the people he loves might die before him

and thats more sad

[shrewd onyx]

Not me

[rich crow]

is it still racist if i hate ever race equally

[zealous junco]

no

[rich crow]

so u dont hate anyone

[shrewd onyx]

But at least you don't hate me

[zealous junco]

bro cant be a racist or sexist

[rich crow]

i failed that

[zealous junco]

what art school

[rich crow]

in austria

they didnt accept me

ok

after ?

[zealous junco]

you just shi then cuz there accept everyone cuz of him

ya bros not racist nor sexist

its no fun if these nothing to fight on

[brisk plaza]

Wsg chat

Any OG's still here? 💔

nah, OG's from this server, but most of them left or are inactive

[zealous junco]

yes but there asleep or at work

[zealous junco]

how og we talking

[brisk plaza]

Idk man, this server used to have cool people in here yk

[zealous junco]

well your account isnt that old its only 1 year old so most of them are here

[rich crow]

🤓

[brisk plaza]

Nah, I've been here in 2020, but that's not what I'm talking about 💔

y'all on some weird shii ain't gonna lie lol

[zealous junco]

oh i remember you you lost your account and made a new one

[shrewd onyx]

Ok let's kick all who's not og

[zealous junco]

thats what my mom says

[shrewd onyx]

And all will be happy

[shrewd onyx]

Ya exactly

[brisk plaza]

fair enough

Gn though

[shrewd onyx]

[brisk plaza]

I ain't that old 💔

[zealous junco]

sleep like a cat

[brisk plaza]

Maybe for SO2 community but its usually 15yo kids 😭

[zealous junco]

its 14 now

[brisk plaza]

nah I visit this chat once per month rn haha

[brisk plaza]

It's dropping I see 💔

[zealous junco]

like my iq when i open this server

[brisk plaza]

lol

[zealous junco]

in what universe is that flexing?

oh i get it

nah its at a -1 now

its 3:30am now so gn i have school

ask

no and no i dident get the reference

oh that guy he is still a meme here the kids wont let it die

i cant open r/pakistan with out seeing him

[devout bobcat]

🥀 get out of here

[shrewd onyx]

Ok

[hasty gust]

pls donate me sum gold hehe

[vague yew]

donated 0.01G

[hasty gust]

realll

[zealous junco]

this guy dosent even know how to laugh

[vague yew]

dont spend it all in one place buddy

[shadow pond]

@everyone does anyone play gta online legacy I need help with a heist

[zealous junco]

why dont you join the gta server and ask there

[shadow pond]

There's no gra server

newgen

I ain't got a life I've been playing for 10 hours

[hasty gust]

yes sir

[zealous junco]

then how did i get this gta server tag

meat bag

[shadow pond]

What

u didn't have that before

thank u bro

[zealous junco]

i changed it

[gritty owl]

OSAMA BIN LADEN

[hybrid harbor]

[zealous junco]

no the “i love Pakistan” guy

[gritty owl]

ah

[zealous junco]

thats r/mideast

[ocean moat]

yes me very cute

[gritty owl]

ye im in that sub reddit

[ocean moat]

ne radi

[gritty owl]

in my opinion osama shouldn't have died 😭✌️

[dense thistle]

Hmmmm

[ocean moat]

@proven pelican jesil ti u top 5 Croatia clanu ili nesto tako

[unique trail]

Anyone up for 2v2 or rank - Eu/Asia

[final citrus]

[clever prairie]

[zealous junco]

in my opinion your batshi insane

[final citrus]

Whos osama

[pliant linden]

me

[clever prairie]

[unique trail]

?

[zealous junco]

[surreal osprey]

When should be the next season ? Estimate

[hexed igloo]

in 30 minutes

[unique trail]

Anyone up for 2v2 ranks

[narrow blade]

Any promocodes

[clever prairie]

[narrow blade]

Jebla ga pita

[vast mango]

ok

[grave cipher]

Anyone know if season 10 is going to have a new map?

[last lichen]

yep it will

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[lavish thistle]

Good morning

[last lichen]

korning

[devout bobcat]

[opal heart]

new season is today?

[opal heart]

?

[mighty pier]

When’s the new season?????

[crimson eagle]

Soon

Very

Soon

[mighty pier]

9 minutes no?

[night jasper]

All seasons are the same so yea

Nothing new ever happens

[mighty pier]

ooof

Just new skins and old maps

Has anyone here played stand off before it became stand off 2

This is way different ngl

[silver thorn]

3rd person shooter

It was fun

[mighty pier]

IM SAYING

Remember the map that had the 2 buildings and everyone would just use desert eagle

[last lichen]

it was very difficult

[silver thorn]

Yep that map playing capture the flag

[last lichen]

to play

i remember province from when i first played

[mighty pier]

It was honestly easier than this one is to me

On stand off I would hit every head shot

On stand off 2 I be missing hella 😂

[vale urchin]

When is the update?

[vale urchin]

There is a logic mistake , like both will die each other 😭😂

[hexed igloo]

my bad, i meant in an hour

[reef saddle]

In 1 day or2

[vale urchin]

Thanks

[royal talon]

Yooo

Game is dying ?

[hexed igloo]

maybe 3

i guess 4

for good measure

[reef saddle]

Its coming in 1 hour ✌️💔

[reef saddle]

Hellnah bro

[hexed igloo]

I was thinking like next week

but I think it's more like in 20 minutes

[royal talon]

Game is still active ? I’m surprised

I know in Russia it’s big but outside kinda slowly sinking

[devout bobcat]

Update is out

[fresh oak]

Anyone unranked and want to rank up with me

[stray violet]

It's right now

I already used the mallard

It sucks

I mean it's basically if you could shoot the m40 twice

But not suppressed

And with worse no scope accuracy

[vast mango]

haven't slept for a day now

its 9:46

[stray violet]

Nice

[vast mango]

i hate being in china ngl

Timezone pmo

[stray violet]

Finally, someone that doesn't spread Chinese propaganda

Nice woke citizen

Unfortunately the CCP is after you

And it was nice seeing you

[vast mango]

WHAT

bro im only here for a month

its a damn vacation

[stray violet]

Eternal imprisonment

[vast mango]

meow

[fresh oak]

Anyone wanna do placement matches and comp with me?

[still steeple]

-100000 social credit

[viscid nebula]

Huh?

Which update

[devout bobcat]

Josh Josh Josh update update update

[brisk onyx]

New season date ?

[silver thorn]

30mins

[viscid nebula]

Are you fr

🙀🙀🙀

Stop lying

[wicked thorn]

tf

is the update actually coming out

today

[gritty owl]

Osama Bin Laden, A Great Leader.

[wicked thorn]

i second this

[viscid nebula]

@devout bobcat

[wicked thorn]

new season aint coming out tho

there's a few more updates before it does

i think

s10 will be out in .35 i think

latest update is .34.1

[viscid nebula]

Ye ik there should be 1-2 more trailers come

[devout bobcat]

I tricked your Dutch ahh

[viscid nebula]

Bruh

[lethal lagoon]

bro this game has the worst servers ever i have 60 ping but players are like a bit still teleporting

[wicked thorn]

i cant wait man

itd prob come out when school starts

[wicked thorn]

ping fluctuations

on their end

[lethal lagoon]

they have like 50 ping too

[wicked thorn]

it doesn't matter if u have 50 100 150 200 ping

if ur ping is not stable

just dont play bro

[lethal lagoon]

who said my ping isnt table?

stable

[wicked thorn]

ull face constant desync

[wicked thorn]

not necessarily talking abt u only

i mean the ppl u face aswell

[zealous junco]

who you talking too

[wicked thorn]

lol

[zealous junco]

are you ok mate should i call someone

[narrow folio]

Hello

[zealous junco]

dident know you joined the gang

[lunar fable]

looking for very good mate im elite-legend

[narrow folio]

No I'm the opp

Opptopus

[viscid nebula]

Yea a leaker said yesterday in a couple days

[devout bobcat]

It better release after my paycheque

[narrow folio]

xd

tomorrow

[hexed igloo]

i had this guy who plays on 999 the entire game, he didn't disconnect once

[zealous junco]

true

[silent perch]

@random jay do you still use 250mm telescope or upgraded?

[devout bobcat]

Dexuwu🐓

[acoustic zealot]

Anyone know when is the season?

[devout bobcat]

I still feel guilty for this 🦛

[crystal cave]

Ong

[pulsar cargo]

When the new update is out

[wind pumice]

Ayo what's the new gun

[granite yarrow]

guys

market now high or low

[devout bobcat]

I made roughly 100 profit selling stream crates

[stable knoll]

Is the new gun launched or jus trailer?

[devout bobcat]

Do you see it in game rn?

[wicked thorn]

my friend has the same issue and neither opps nor him face any other problems bcuz of it💔

prob just the game

[random merlin]

Can I sell my standoff 2 account for money?

[toxic pasture]

Anyone wanna play

[granite yarrow]

do u think i should sell my knife now

[wraith thorn]

Only sell if you are going to make profit from it, unless there's a different knife you have more interest in

[granite yarrow]

well i am

but its not reaching 1600

[wraith thorn]

Ah, is it a fang?

Or something else

How much you bought it for also?

You should have atleast spend 1100 on it for it to be worth selling at 1600

Unless you actually don't care about tax lol

[vale urchin]

Is there any new case for this update?

[zealous junco]

thats against tos and you can be banned

[random merlin]

Alr

[hasty gust]

@random merlin i got a message for you

[hearty torrent]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/89947087

[vestal flare]

Anyone wanna play ?

[stable knoll]

Twink

[knotty pivot]

:3

[mighty pier]

Out of curiosity…how many uncommon fragments would I need to make 1 legendary fragment 😂

[stray violet]

100

[mighty pier]

😂

More like 10k

[stray violet]

Oh I forgot epic

1000

10 to make 1 rare, 100 to make an epic, 1000 for 1 legendary, 10k for 1 arcane

[scenic wind]

Crazy

[granite yarrow]

karambit

[granite yarrow]

1600

i don't care abt tax

but selling at max price is better for me

so i can get another knife and some adds

[rich crow]

dead chat

[unreal warren]

hi brother

[wraith thorn]

I see

[wraith thorn]

And then to top it off, the arcane that you craft is possibly not even worth to 10k uncommon fragments...

[rugged trail]

Sup

Or soup

[wraith thorn]

Yo

[devout bobcat]

Get out 🗣️🔥

[rugged trail]

[devout bobcat]

What’s a twink

I get mad at something I don’t even understand

[rugged trail]

Twin?

[wraith thorn]

Cause 10k uncommon fragments is equal to 500 gold after tax when being sold... When you sell at 0.07

[rugged trail]

Damn

10k

[wraith thorn]

So crafting the arcane fragments to make a skin would probably cost way less than the total uncommon fragments being sold lmao

[rugged trail]

[stable knoll]

That's literally you gng

[rugged trail]

Where you get Soo many?

[devout bobcat]

I’m not a boy

[wraith thorn]

No idea, I don't think it should be possible by getting it free

[stable knoll]

I know gng

[rugged trail]

U a gurl

[devout bobcat]

[wraith thorn]

But buying it is a huge mistake lol

[rugged trail]

Keep dreaming

[stray violet]

[rugged trail]

[stable knoll]

Twink fish

[devout bobcat]

[wraith thorn]

[rugged trail]

No normal working brain will think about that

[wraith thorn]

Unless

Nah nevermind

[devout bobcat]

Idk much about investing, I just do whatever they say

And made a profit. Spelele

[rugged trail]

Aaaah

U wanna do it 😉

Okok

I understand

Good luck

[wraith thorn]

I'm gonna try and make 10 gold into 100 gold by buying and selling and see how possible I can make it

[devout bobcat]

It’s like buying a bike solely for resale value

[rugged trail]

U very wise

🦃

See

👆

[devout bobcat]

At that point, you’re not enjoying it. You’re just worrying about how much you can get by reselling it

[rugged trail]

Turkey

[wraith thorn]

And then I'll turn 100 gold into 1000 gold

[rugged trail]

Ohohooo

[wraith thorn]

And then 1000 gold into 10000 gold

You get the idea

[rugged trail]

Bona , bona apetit baebe

[stray violet]

I turned 10000 into 1

[wraith thorn]

Same same

[rugged trail]

In 0

Broke

[devout bobcat]

I want friday now

[rugged trail]

No

🙂‍↔️

[wraith thorn]

I'm also broke cause tax said to me, bend over

[rugged trail]

U had it last week

No weekend till Friday evening

[devout bobcat]

I don’t wanna go to friday prayer

[wraith thorn]

And then I took all the punches

[devout bobcat]

[vast mango]

sigh

im a waterholic

[devout bobcat]

Wish I could change my nationality

[rugged trail]

Friday at McDonald

[wraith thorn]

A prayer a day keeps the demons away

[rugged trail]

U can

Indian

Or Pakistan

Free

[vast mango]

i prayed at 7 am

[rugged trail]

🪗

[devout bobcat]

That’s even worse

[stray violet]

Why would anyone choose this

[rugged trail]

Not for you

[rugged trail]

[devout bobcat]

I don’t like south asian countries

[rugged trail]

Free scammer 🆔

[stray violet]

Nice Northern asia propaganda

[wraith thorn]

Man doing 10 gold to 100 gold is freaking hard but after 100 gold it's pretty much easier for me then to get to 500 very soon then I'm game on

[devout bobcat]

Finna become israeli

[rugged trail]

Gud morning we are from mocrosoft asistance team welcome

What is your problem, but first insert your credit card details

[wraith thorn]

Give me back my windows subscription

[rugged trail]

No scamm , no theft, just a normal Chechikng

🐔

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[rugged trail]

I don't have it

[wraith thorn]

Microsoft more like microtransactions company

[rugged trail]

Antarctica

[stray violet]

I love when they say their name is some American one, such as Frank Smith. Like ok we all know it's Baljeet Patel

Thick accent too

[rugged trail]

Thailand 👀

I can't reproduce the accent

[wraith thorn]

Who tf even pays for windows activation?

[rugged trail]

Whaaaaa

[devout bobcat]

Even more hilarious how can they not recognise someone by simply listening to their accent

[rugged trail]

Yeah

And people get trapped

In a cage without savings

🦖

[devout bobcat]

If I hear someone with english name but speaking like Indian that’s already a huge red flag to me

[wraith thorn]

Interesting

[rugged trail]

Their savings 🥀

[devout bobcat]

[wraith thorn]

Lmao!

[devout bobcat]

Textbook racism but useful

[wraith thorn]

Nah the stereotypes got me laughing

[rugged trail]

U so Smart 🦐

[stray violet]

I don't even get smelly Indian scammers calling me. Instead I get ai assistants

[rugged trail]

🍲

Here

Take a soup

[stray violet]

And they know my name

[rugged trail]

Yes

Who are you?

I'm Batman

Justice!!!

For Gotham

🍗

Eat this joker!!

[devout bobcat]

Someone impersonating as some kind of charity called me asking for donation

[stray violet]

Oh I've seen this before!

It's called

[devout bobcat]

She told me to kilometer per second myself

[rugged trail]

Just 39.99€ per month...

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[stray violet]

The Standoff 2 Discord server

[rugged trail]

It's nothing

39.99

[muted torrent]

How do i update my rank herr

[rugged trail]

🤔

[rugged trail]

Her or rank?

[muted torrent]

Here*

In the server

[rugged trail]

Ohhhhh

Okk

Lean on ....

[muted torrent]

What do i lean on

[devout bobcat]

I simply told her that I don’t wanna donate cuz it’s my money and I can do whatever I want with it

Simply that’s your problem, not me

[rugged trail]

U broke

[void bronze]

make a ticket in @silk moth

[muted torrent]

Ayy lets go

[muted torrent]

I didnt need to

[wraith thorn]

This was the best time to tell her about today's sponsor

[devout bobcat]

[muted torrent]

Ty though

[devout bobcat]

I’m just stingy

Sharing is communism

[muted torrent]

[wraith thorn]

The whole saying about "sharing is caring"

Yeah

[stray violet]

What if you don't care fr

[devout bobcat]

Chinese propaganda 🦕

[wraith thorn]

Fr

[devout bobcat]

Nobody has a right to your property, unless you’re a communist

[wraith thorn]

[devout bobcat]

My shi is mine, nobody can take it

[wraith thorn]

What is mine is mine and what is yours is mine ahh

[stray violet]

The government when you don't pay taxes

[devout bobcat]

I’m exempted from paying taxes

[wraith thorn]

The whole damn IRS

[stable knoll]

Gang you from china?

[wraith thorn]

Nah

[devout bobcat]

Cuz I’m still partially unemployed

[stable knoll]

How is chat this active when I'm busy

[stable knoll]

And partially a twink

[wraith thorn]

Pfft

[devout bobcat]

Technically I work under the radar, they don’t know I’m working