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[fresh oak]

Id:257084902

[surreal spire]

yea

wait

[fresh oak]

Srry

[grave osprey]

@surreal spire can you play with me

[surreal spire]

i m playing clan battle

can t

what rank r u

[grave osprey]

Idk

I just play defuse

And some allies with my friend

Only 7 rounds

Maybe we can play later

[red idol]

Duel best game mode

I have 360 matches all in yard

[fresh oak]

I’m gonna join back

Can someone play ranked with me I’m unranked

Pls

Can someone play ranked with me I’m unranked

[last lichen]

yard is spawn dependant

[red idol]

It actually isn't

[last lichen]

very much prefer temple

[red idol]

Only depends on aim positioning and nades

[fresh oak]

I’m unranked anyone wanna play

[last lichen]

how so? i seem to win every time im high ground, and just very rarely win when i spawn down

[last lichen]

yeah well camping the lil head spot sucks

[last lichen]

ill play tmrw

dm me tmrw

[red idol]

You can save your nade and draw the enemy out

[fresh oak]

Pls

[last lichen]

yeah idk, i rarely lose in temple

i feel its the only actually skill based map

[red idol]

I honestly don't play well in any match aside yard

I'm really washed nowadays

[last lichen]

dude same

i was goated in 2020

now i can barely do flicks😭

[red idol]

When I switched phones back to a bad one Im shit

[last lichen]

always had the privilege to play tablet

had less fps then but still had one of the best performing devices

now i play ipad

could never play phone

[red idol]

If you have a tab then it's fine

Im probably gonna be getting a ipad 10.5 pro

[last lichen]

5th?

ive got that

ipad pro

11inch

uh

5th gen i think

120 fps

[red idol]

It's the 2017 ipad

[last lichen]

oh

not that one then

[red idol]

And yeah it's also 120

[last lichen]

i have the one after i think

2023?

not sure

[red idol]

Good for you

[last lichen]

ill defo switch to the new one when this one stops working tho

[last lichen]

eh they perform the same

dont think theres much change

[red idol]

But the 2017 one does drop fps

I saw its review on so2

[last lichen]

oh mine does that too

either

when i take a screenshot

while recording

or

if my wifi bugs out

[red idol]

It does do that

[last lichen]

other than that its stable 120fps

even on highest graphics

idk how ppl play w the highest graphics i cant concentrate at all

[fresh oak]

I only run 60

[red idol]

Another thing which holds me back from playing good is my ping

[last lichen]

bro same

[red idol]

works ig

[last lichen]

i get 15-20 in all other games

[red idol]

It's diabolical

[last lichen]

60-70 in so2

[red idol]

I've gotten 666890 ping

Let me show you

[last lichen]

????

[red idol]

Go to the media channel

[fresh oak]

Anyone bronze ?

[last lichen]

what sv u play bro😭

[red idol]

And yeah the thing is I play on 200+ ping even in my main server

And still I got legend

Imagine how will I do on 90

[last lichen]

s8 rank?

[red idol]

It's s3

[last lichen]

s3 legend

gooooood

wasnt that dragon rise

[red idol]

I remember those silver lobbies being tuff💔

[last lichen]

bro when i pushed thl in 2021 i remember i always was against this weird guy

who wouldnt play

tjat was weird at one point i thought he was a hacker or something

[red idol]

Aimbot?

[oak nimbus]

I wanted golds but I'm poor 😭

[last lichen]

no he just wouldnt play

you know that spot

in b site

on sandstone

[red idol]

Afk

Then

[last lichen]

he would go there and just look at the wall

round after round

[oak nimbus]

Could someone donate me golds?

[red idol]

That was comp?

[last lichen]

for like a good majority of my push

[last lichen]

yes

[red idol]

We all get teammates like this

[last lichen]

no i 5 stacked

[red idol]

Or enemies

[last lichen]

miss the squad

[red idol]

I usually do solo queue in Russia

And it's a nightmare

[last lichen]

you are very masochistic person

[red idol]

I have no friends

[last lichen]

i can run some games man

not rn tho

im eepy

[red idol]

I'm honestly kinda afraid to play

[last lichen]

if was my bday today

[last lichen]

why lol

😭 😭

[red idol]

Because I haven't played in 3 days

• also afraid to lose mmr

Don't want to lose my legend

[last lichen]

eh

youll have the charm anyway

ranks dont matter is what ive learned

js have fun

[red idol]

I get told that after I go full sweat mode on my enemies lol

[last lichen]

no dont be toxic

(unless they were toxic)

if they have balls of steel

jave balls

of

gold

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[last lichen]

japey mi amigo

como estas

[red idol]

Last night I was playing duel in Russia and I ran into one of the most diabolical pieces of text ever

[last lichen]

i hear you are have estoy embarasada

[last lichen]

bro

someone told me

idk if i can say in sv

back when they first added duel

like before it was ranked

i won a game against some1

and they said

[red idol]

I've beaten such toxic Players

[last lichen]

hope u get r worded like you deserve

????

WHAT did i do to make bro that angy

[red idol]

Just win

[last lichen]

yeah its what i try

thats my plan usually

[red idol]

One piece of text makes me want to go full killer on these Russians

[last lichen]

u can dm if it would get u muted

[zealous junco]

oh no

why do you went my balls

[last lichen]

Nobody was speaking to u

[zealous junco]

🫃

[south flower]

why hack is so easy to be installed in this game

original csgo games

[hexed igloo]

try then

[south flower]

no

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[viscid nebula]

🦛

[proud onyx]

Send one for me aswell

[devout bobcat]

When did you quit smoking 🦛

Blud literally removed english role to chat in german chat instead

[fringe kestrel]

Hi

[zealous junco]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

[valid dawn]

🐇

[stray violet]

Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh this sticker

[viscid nebula]

I didnt quit

But i go sleep now thats W

[narrow folio]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

Trade offer:

• I receive uhhhhhhhh a bike
• You receive DimSeaBlue136 sticker

[stray violet]

[devout bobcat]

[viscid nebula]

Ik how to get it 🥹🦛

[proud adder]

Hello guys

Hello warhead

@viscid nebula Are you looking for a team?

[lunar chasm]

udkekeksks

[verbal imp]

Gotta love the market

Impatient ahh buyers bidding higher and higher

[devout bobcat]

“One forty, one fifty, one sixty” ahh bid

[drifting topaz]

when next battle pass?

[vast mango]

nice

[narrow blade]

Any promocodes

[verbal imp]

Literally

And it will continue until some shi head bids 0.01 gold lower than the lowest priced item

[devout bobcat]

Opportunists are everywhere

They would do anything to get it

That includes me

[vast mango]

same

its raining heavily

[devout bobcat]

I love heavy rain

[vast mango]

nvm it's raining even more heavily

[devout bobcat]

Finna turn my shoes into a portable lake

[vast mango]

indeed

[hybrid harbor]

Yesterder i was stuck in phoenix, now with Champion

[vast mango]

nice

[hybrid harbor]

Thanks, it's cool be at those ranks but you will really need a good team if you want to rank up

You will not do it all alone u know

[devout bobcat]

@silk kraken I accidentally ruined someone's day

[silk kraken]

Good job

[devout bobcat]

A car pulled up next to me asking whats up

I didn't hear him cuz I was blasting my music in my helmet

In his pov, I completely ignored him

Blud finna think I'm arrogant

That ain't nice

[hybrid harbor]

"Accidentaly" 🥀

[silk kraken]

He'll figure it out probably (that you couldn't hear him)

[devout bobcat]

I don't think he will unless someone tells him 🐓

"Bikers don't usually hear you cuz they're inside their own world"

[silk kraken]

Doesn't matter even if he doesn't, it's not your problem

[devout bobcat]

Kinda part of my problem cuz he lives in our neighbourhood 🦛

He drives past it everytime, it's just very rare when we stumbled next to each other

[wraith thorn]

Just keep nodding as he talks

He'll think you are listening

[devout bobcat]

"Hey man where are you going?"
nods

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[devout bobcat]

I'm still waiting for my bike

[wraith thorn]

New bike?

[devout bobcat]

This crapbox I have as a spare is slow asf

[devout bobcat]

Nah, still at the workshop after I crashed it 3 months ago

[wraith thorn]

Oh...

[devout bobcat]

The reason? Spareparts

[wraith thorn]

Lmao

[devout bobcat]

The battery is probably dead by now

[wraith thorn]

Spare parts are life savers

Well some of them

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately they can't order OEM parts 🦛

It's against their policy

[wraith thorn]

That sucks...

Make a fake policy and replace it with their policy without letting them notice and then brainwash them

[devout bobcat]

🐔

[wraith thorn]

You are seeing a master mind at work

[devout bobcat]

Kinda makes me wonder, why do insurance exist when you can just save up every month in case for an emergency

That bike is 3 years old, never replace the battery cuz it was still holding the charge

[wraith thorn]

True

[rugged trail]

Sup

[wraith thorn]

Hi

Hru

[tame ferry]

Suo

Sup

Oh lemme update my rank

Yo

In back

[devout bobcat]

It's my favourite one

I rode that thing everyday

[rugged trail]

Gud

You? How's going?

[wraith thorn]

Nothing beats the freedom of riding a bike fr

[devout bobcat]

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

[wraith thorn]

I was waiting

Lmao

That add is just too funny

[devout bobcat]

Now I'm stuck with this 109cc crapbox that can't even reach 100kmh

[wraith thorn]

Lmao, atleast it can do 80

[devout bobcat]

It struggled hard

🐓

The ECU cut off made the experience worse

I paid for the whole speedometer, let me use the whole speedometer

[wraith thorn]

You have a bottlenecked speedometer lmao

[devout bobcat]

Nothing annoys you more than the bike suddenly cutting off your engine while you're on its limit 🦛

It's like going from 100% throttle input to 0% throttle input instantly

[wraith thorn]

That's crazy

[devout bobcat]

And it's not even consistence

[wraith thorn]

It's a weird feeling riding a bike after it just does that

[devout bobcat]

Sometimes, it cuts off at 84 kmh, sometimes at 90 kmh, sometimes at 92 kmh

Does it have to do with the chain?

[wraith thorn]

Highways would prove to be troublesome, not that you are allowed anyways

[devout bobcat]

It is allowed here

[wraith thorn]

Lucky

[devout bobcat]

Knowing people here would literally tune their bike to go faster

The government gave it a pass

[wraith thorn]

Imagine trying to get a away from a traffic cop with 80km/h as your best with the bike shutting down on you on occasions

[devout bobcat]

Tuning a 100cc moped to go from 80 kmh to 140 kmh is crazy work

[wraith thorn]

That boi fast af

For what it's made for lol

[devout bobcat]

Probably racing transmission, smaller sprocket, racing ecu, racing muffler

Even better, bore up the cylinder, racing crankshaft, high lift camshaft

[wraith thorn]

I mean why not, everything to make it faster

High lift les go

[devout bobcat]

All fun and games until you're struggling to start it 🦛

Finna need a few kickstart to start the engine

[rich crow]

hey gm

[wraith thorn]

Get a hand pull starter lol

[wraith thorn]

Hello, gm to you too

[devout bobcat]

I just want my bike back

I don't do any of those stuff

I prefer twisty road

[wraith thorn]

The struggle is real

[devout bobcat]

So top speed is not my priority, the handling is

[wraith thorn]

Make it into a tricycle for maximum safety

[devout bobcat]

The problem is, tuning a scooter is more expensive than an average gear moped

[wraith thorn]

Or a quad bike

Quad bike scooter

[devout bobcat]

I saw someone tuned his 155cc moped to be able to reach 181 kmh

[wraith thorn]

I can believe that

I've seen the sport versions

They crazy fast

But also very expensive... With that amount I'm better off with an actual sport bike

[devout bobcat]

The bigger the engine, the better 🦤

[idle badger]

Wsup guys

[wraith thorn]

Tomahawk 😨

[devout bobcat]

Dodge SRT Tomahawk? 🦤

That car with like 2000hp?

[wraith thorn]

Dodge tomahawk yes

The bike version

That thing is a monster

[devout bobcat]

🦛

560 kmh

You'll get shredded in real time

[wraith thorn]

That's what they say yeah but I've never seen it go that fast

[wraith thorn]

Fr

I mean if it is that fast I don't think anyone have the balls to drive it at that speed

Unless you have a death wish or something

I did 310 at max but 560 is overkill

That would literally just take you off the bike if it has no support for the butt

Just getting yeeted or hold on handlebars like your life depends on it lol

Even 260km/k feels pretty fast

You will start to see the white lines just form one line lmao

Only one advantage I can see the bike have for going at that speed for support is the foot rest and the angle it is at, almost like you are lying down on the bike

Ah so they do have a good butt rest, I've seen one with a decent one

[valid dawn]

[vestal urchin]

I spent all my 900 gold on cases that i got for free after selling 2 years usp and now iam in deep regret because I got nothing 😔

[wraith thorn]

Well what did you expect?

[vestal urchin]

😔😔

[valid dawn]

Arcane

[vestal urchin]

Yeah

[wraith thorn]

Nah he probably got all uncommon

[wraith thorn]

Which one did you get?

[valid dawn]

Rare*

[vestal urchin]

Fable

All rare

[wraith thorn]

Oh

[austere flame]

Guys play alies or competitive I have champion on both

[wraith thorn]

Samurai?

[vestal urchin]

Not even epic

Not even stat track

[wraith thorn]

Man that sucks

[vestal urchin]

😔

The regret hits hard

[wraith thorn]

Should have kept that 2 years usp cause I know for a fact it will keep rising in price

[vestal urchin]

Iam dumb

What to do

Anyways

[valid dawn]

How did you get that usp

[vestal urchin]

6 years ago

[valid dawn]

Oh

[vestal urchin]

For free

[wraith thorn]

For free?

[vestal urchin]

Yea yea

[wraith thorn]

Damn!!!

Lucky

[vestal urchin]

Blue 2 years skins were free while red were paid

[vestal urchin]

But I sent all of that gold down in the drain doesn't matter

[wraith thorn]

Yeah you basically said, here goes nothing

[vestal urchin]

Yep

[proud adder]

Hello

[wraith thorn]

Hi

[vestal urchin]

Maybe after 2 years I will get something

Bruh

[proud adder]

Aldous What is your rank?

[wraith thorn]

Lmao

[proud adder]

@wraith thorn Are you looking for a team?

[vestal urchin]

I don't play that much iam noob

[wraith thorn]

Nah I'm good thanks

[vestal urchin]

U should ask someone else

[elfin gull]

u guys are not sigma

[shrewd onyx]

That's hurt 💔

[wraith thorn]

Sigma these...

[proud adder]

@elfin gull Are you looking for a team?

[shrewd onyx]

I am

Sigma emoji

[proud adder]

@shrewd onyx Are you looking for a team?

[elfin gull]

what rank

[vestal urchin]

🗿👍

[shrewd onyx]

[proud adder]

Elite
The legend

Team eu

Go pv

[shrewd onyx]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1003038663648751687

[elfin gull]

na

[shrewd onyx]

They dm me every second to join revolvers

[vestal urchin]

I wanted m9 bayonet or butterfly knife after seeing it's price it already made me sad lmao

[elfin gull]

i got 4 gold 💀

[wraith thorn]

It's atleast something

[rich crow]

false

[elfin gull]

yeah bro can buy a knife with that

[proud adder]

@rich crow Are you looking for a team?

[wraith thorn]

Or graffiti packs

[elfin gull]

what the hell would i need that for

[rich crow]

thank you , but im already in one

[wraith thorn]

I just bought one graffiti pack for 2 gold and sold it for 12 gold lmao

[vestal urchin]

@wraith thorn what knife do u have tho

[wraith thorn]

Rn I'm using the fang obsidian

[shrewd onyx]

Np I love you my love

[vestal urchin]

Damnnn

[dense thistle]

What the sigma

[shrewd onyx]

Neev get out

[vestal urchin]

Fang is sick

[wraith thorn]

Fr it is, it's the only knife I find myself going back to

[vestal urchin]

Fang is what karambit should have looked like

[wraith thorn]

That's what I'm also saying but no, the devs ain't listening yet

[dense thistle]

I thought the same but now that I have it it's boring as hell

[wraith thorn]

The devs needs to make a list of what we want them to do, and then do a voting

[vestal urchin]

Karambit is absolutely trash in this game

[wraith thorn]

Real

[vestal urchin]

Overpriced just because it's old

[vestal urchin]

Yes it is

[dense thistle]

That samurai knife is one of the best imo

It's animation are clean

[vestal urchin]

Which one?

[severe lotus]

Very underrated

[obtuse bison]

Looking for Asia faceit server

[elfin gull]

my kd is insane

[wraith thorn]

The knifes I enjoyed using are as follow, fang, butterfly knife, mantis, jkommando, m9 bayonet and that's about it... The rest I didn't like... Karambit... And the others I haven't tried yet

[dense thistle]

The one with the blade cover

[dense thistle]

Fr

[vestal urchin]

Tanto u mean

[dense thistle]

Yea

[elfin gull]

@dense thistle the fog is coming

[obtuse bison]

can someone send faceit Asia server please?

[vestal urchin]

Respectable choice

[wraith thorn]

I'm actually curious about trying the tanto

[vestal urchin]

Very cheap u can try it

It even goes for 650

[wraith thorn]

Yes for 900 gold something not bad, but I want the green one

But that one goes for 1300 lol

[vestal urchin]

Ohhhh

I mean if u only wanna just try then just get the cheaper one

[devout bobcat]

My bike can only reach 116 kmh at max 🦛

[wraith thorn]

True, I can do that

[vestal urchin]

Yeah

[wraith thorn]

On ground that's pretty fast ngl

[severe lotus]

Fats

[vestal urchin]

Real

[wraith thorn]

Excuse my keyboard

[vestal urchin]

Fats

[rich crow]

guys what u think about kunai augustite and stream gloves

[devout bobcat]

Felt like a race car driver when your dad pumps gas to his car when you're the driver🦛

[vestal urchin]

Which m9 bayonet u have tho ?

[devout bobcat]

(My card doesn't work)

[wraith thorn]

Lmao

[severe lotus]

Ive had that combo before its cool

[wraith thorn]

Well atleast you don't have to pay right

[devout bobcat]

It's his car after all

[wraith thorn]

Exactly

[devout bobcat]

Since we have a lot of weight in the rear, it was fun on the twisties

The car stays gripping on the tarmac

[vestal urchin]

Which m9 u have

And which butterfly

[wraith thorn]

I did have the digital burst but sold it later on, huge mistake

[wraith thorn]

Gambit butterfly

[vestal urchin]

For?

[vestal urchin]

Ohhh

[wraith thorn]

3600 gold

[vestal urchin]

Hmm fair enough

[wraith thorn]

Then sold for 3800 lmao

Now it's over 4000

Ah yes, I should have seen that coming

[vestal urchin]

I saw it getting dropped to 3650

[wraith thorn]

When?

[vestal urchin]

Two days ago

[wraith thorn]

If this is real I'm freaking buying it again if that happens

[vestal urchin]

But it was for 10 seconds lmao

[wraith thorn]

Damn...

At the end of this year I'm buying the m9 digital burst again, screw it

[vestal urchin]

Although I don't have gold
I keep checking the market for fun
if that happens i will message u 👍

[wraith thorn]

I can't keep buying and selling stuff

Tax is literally bending me over

[devout bobcat]

I bought that thing for like 2500 before

[vestal urchin]

Yeah

[devout bobcat]

When the russians were still eeping

[vestal urchin]

Damnnn

[wraith thorn]

That's very cheap ngl

I'm literally never selling anything ever again

No matter how high it gets

[vestal urchin]

As u should

[devout bobcat]

Always 🦛

As a consumer, it is not my duty to become a distributor

[vestal urchin]

And iam never buying cases again with my free gold lmao

[wraith thorn]

I wasted atleast 1500 gold on them, yeah, all of them were rare...

And one was ST atleast

[vestal urchin]

Damnnn

If the m9 price drops I will message u 👍

[wraith thorn]

Thanks

[vestal urchin]

I like to check the market for fun lol

[wraith thorn]

Me also

[vestal urchin]

Even tho I don't have gold to purchase anything now lol

But damn bruh i could have got jkommando

😭

[wraith thorn]

It's good because now you have a general mindset not to waste gold later on

[vestal urchin]

FOR FREE!!!

[vestal urchin]

Yeah

[wraith thorn]

I wasted 20k gold and in the process is 17k gold in dept from buying and selling the whole time...

[vestal urchin]

Damnnn

[wraith thorn]

Yeah....

[severe lotus]

Atlas u got like tons gold just sitting in your inv ?

[wraith thorn]

That's why I keep saying tax literally bended me over

[wraith thorn]

Still have yeah

[narrow folio]

Hallo

[vestal urchin]

Ahhhh

[vestal urchin]

Hola

[narrow folio]

🤠

[severe lotus]

I went from 1700 gold to 1000 in 5months by changing knives

[wraith thorn]

My whole inventory is atleast 6k to 7k worth but at the end of this year I'm just gonna upgrade it and never sell anything again lol

[narrow folio]

0 market knowledge

[vestal urchin]

Haha

[vestal urchin]

Real

U get knowledge about the market slowly slowly

[wraith thorn]

Literally me

[narrow folio]

I got my akr necro for 40G (with 4 stickers) and it's 250G now (stickers are worth 150+

[severe lotus]

I dont do market selling n buying shi i just try out knives

[vestal urchin]

Damnnn

[narrow folio]

Invested in the gambit cases and I'm already 10% profit

[wraith thorn]

You didn't open the cases right?

Cause that would be funny

[vestal urchin]

It happened one time about 5 years

[devout bobcat]

Open it for the sake of funny

[vestal urchin]

I was scrolling through market

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[vestal urchin]

And m9 was about like 1000g ig

[wraith thorn]

Then make a tiktok video of it

[vestal urchin]

Some guy sold the dragon glass for 1g i had 0.7g 😭😭😭

[pliant lynx]

yo does anyone know when is update

[vestal urchin]

Everyone saying 20

[wraith thorn]

Probably some guy that thought moving the knife to a different account was a good idea...

[pliant lynx]

alr ty

[severe lotus]

Its possible?

[vestal urchin]

Yea but it was 5 years ago and the m9 was only for 1k g

[devout bobcat]

It's possible if you're the highest bidder

[wraith thorn]

Yes

[vestal urchin]

No problem brother

[devout bobcat]

I wonder how the reactions were when I bought 100 stream crates in seconds 🦛

[vestal urchin]

And it was a freaking dragon glass

[devout bobcat]

I made an oopsie

Now idk what to do with them

[vestal urchin]

Bro standoff was fun 5-6 years ago

[wraith thorn]

I literally made one guy mad cause he wanted to move his items over to a new account, so every time he bids the highest I bid after him the highest untill he almost reached the highest there can be and someone sold it at his price so in theory he lost all his gold to make the transfer possible, hehehe

[vestal urchin]

😭😭

[devout bobcat]

I wonder why would you want to transfer your skins to another account

[vestal urchin]

Yeah

[wraith thorn]

I also wonder why

[severe lotus]

Without skins is kinda dry to play tho and if u wanna get the m9 over ur still rich just buy another knife to the other acc at this point🥀

[vestal urchin]

Idk man bayonet is very basic but it has something in it that i like

[wraith thorn]

R/amitheaholefordoingthis

I actually should have made a video about this and post it

[vestal urchin]

😂

[wraith thorn]

Yes very basic indeed

[vestal urchin]

The draw animation is what gets me

Fang and mantis best spinning knives

[severe lotus]

if m9 was cheaper it would be just over hyped knife

[wraith thorn]

Mantis was good for my adhd levels

[vestal urchin]

Haha

Mantis inspect is also sici

Sick*

And the draw animation

[wraith thorn]

You make me spin round right round, I was gonna listen to it while inspecting it

[wraith thorn]

Especially the draw and after stab animation is cool

[vestal urchin]

Yessirrrrrr

[shrewd onyx]

[thin ether]

guys im new here do we have any promo code this year?

[rich crow]

🤓

[vestal urchin]

Ok time to go cya later bro

[devout bobcat]

Redditor spotted, opinion invalidated

[wraith thorn]

Promocodes are literally a myth at this point

[shrewd onyx]

My love waiting for me here

[wraith thorn]

Haha

[thin ether]

aw man 🙁

[wraith thorn]

And even if you did get a promocode, the chances of it being used too much is very high

[devout bobcat]

By the time you get the code, so many players already used it 🐓

[wraith thorn]

Exactly

[devout bobcat]

They gotta make sure they get to use it first before sharing it

[wraith thorn]

They are such a tease

[thin ether]

alr alr

thanks for the info

[wraith thorn]

You're welcome

[shrewd onyx]

🚪

🤓

[rich crow]

🤓

[shrewd onyx]

🚪

[severe lotus]

Anyone allies

[shrewd onyx]

@rich crow

[devout bobcat]

Hey you

Yes you

I need shoulders massage

🦛

[severe lotus]

I got u shoulder message

[devout bobcat]

"message" 🥀💔🪫🏚️

[shrewd onyx]

[severe lotus]

Ye

Check dm i got u shoulder message

[devout bobcat]

I said massage not message you knobhead 🦛

[severe lotus]

Ragebait succesful

[shrewd onyx]

He got you

[severe lotus]

Bro will never recover from that

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[severe lotus]

🦆

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately I'm a very unstable person, I can recover from anything

[severe lotus]

Wow

[rich crow]

@shrewd onyx 🤓

[shrewd onyx]

Keep it up

[shrewd onyx]

[devout bobcat]

Imagine ending yourself cuz your ex leaves you
Skill issue tbh

[shrewd onyx]

Btw he got you you

[devout bobcat]

You basically dodged the bullet but you chose to redirect the bullet back at you

[shrewd onyx]

Ya fr

[shrewd onyx]

🤓

[severe lotus]

U giving life advice now or whats that

[shrewd onyx]

Make it clear

[devout bobcat]

[severe lotus]

[wraith thorn]

After entering the afterlife you want to end your life there also

Double kill

[shrewd onyx]

stjepan bro make @rich crow the leader

[severe lotus]

Assist from the past

[wraith thorn]

Fr

[narrow folio]

Why would I 😹😹

[wraith thorn]

Good...

[severe lotus]

@wraith thorn lets do 1v1

[shrewd onyx]

[wraith thorn]

When are you available?

I'm not available rn

[rich crow]

[severe lotus]

Any time till 18:00

[devout bobcat]

Give me back my legs

[shrewd onyx]

[wraith thorn]

My time is 10:19 rn and my work stops at 18:00 how late is it for you now?

[severe lotus]

Im an hour ahead

[wraith thorn]

Oh ok

[devout bobcat]

An intern told me he has to clock in at 8 am and clock out at 12 am

[wraith thorn]

Oh...

Damnit

[rich crow]

tell me what will happen in 1 hour later so i get prepared

[severe lotus]

Ok

[wraith thorn]

Alr then we can try Sunday...

You can dm me you id later on

I'll add u

[rich crow]

imagine not being able to play at 11 am on a monday

[devout bobcat]

Imagine waking up on monday at all

[soft epoch]

Hi

[devout bobcat]

A mimir

[weak falcon]

hey guys

is the beholder gambit battle pass ended or what

I have been playing for 3 weeks now and I can't find a battle pass in the game

[rich crow]

Sorry, what time does the game update?

[devout bobcat]

You're 1 month late

[devout bobcat]

That's a surprise

🦛

[rich crow]

Don't do that, I'm afraid of surprises

[devout bobcat]

What is this? Xafniasmaphobia?

[weak falcon]

alright when's the next pass coming

[devout bobcat]

Boomers hate their wives, Millennials hate depression, Gen Zs hate jobs 🐓

[devout bobcat]

🎁

[cyan shale]

Who plays allies/compe I have g3

[sage nimbus]

[waxen stirrup]

Yeah sure lemme dm you my gun skins you can buy

You still down??

I'mma dm anyways

[umbral crow]

Can I also get 20gold 😊?

[elfin gull]

nice tag

[shrewd onyx]

Ez

[rich crow]

Lf wv2 mate

2 2*

2v2*

[last lichen]

u suck at typing

[elfin gull]

huey is washed

[rich crow]

🤓

[shrewd onyx]

Ez

[severe lotus]

Anyone allies ranger

[obsidian coral]

[waxen stirrup]

Thx xD

[thorn crypt]

I finally got to ranger

[shrewd onyx]

[waxen stirrup]

W

I touched ranger and started playing like a bronze

[rich crow]

you touched a ranger?

[waxen stirrup]

But I still got my one taps lol

[waxen stirrup]

WHATT

😭

[rich crow]

thats what you said

[waxen stirrup]

I said I touched ranger, not a ranger 😭

Though I won't deny that fact

[rich crow]

You told me the update would be today, right? It's already past the time you said.

[stoic willow]

Hiiii

[last lichen]

real

[last lichen]

you think youre the devil?

im the devil

itself

because im mean

[nimble iris]

Lmao

[last lichen]

sup ace

[nimble iris]

Supidoo

[umbral basin]

Yooo

[nimble iris]

Yolo

[shrewd onyx]

🤓

[rich crow]

🤓

[shrewd onyx]

🤓

[stoic willow]

No, I am not the devil, but the devil is a beautiful name

[last lichen]

i can copyright strike you

[rich crow]

🤓

[last lichen]

because the devil is my real name

and..

evil is my middle name

[nimble iris]

Evil huey arc

[last lichen]

mayhaps i shall prove my destiny of evil

[nimble iris]

Become tbhb

But a girl version

[lavish stone]

I just spent 30bucks on nothing

[rich crow]

🤓

[lavish stone]

😜

[stoic willow]

your real name is devil?

[stoic willow]

[last lichen]

i AM the devil…

[nimble iris]

I am peaking

In seige

[last lichen]

siege sucks

[cyan shale]

@nimble iris play?

[last lichen]

@rich crow this guy plays siege @nimble iris

play together my e kittens

[nimble iris]

He prolly better than me tbh

Ik silver bearly gold

[stoic willow]

haha your so cute🌸

[last lichen]

he had a green rank i dont remember

dunno name

[nimble iris]

Emerald

[last lichen]

youre

[nimble iris]

Ya way better than me

But im on my way

Alr queing ranked

Cyall ffor a bit

[last lichen]

youll be pro player in siege i believe it

[nimble iris]

Tyty

[echo ginkgo]

when update +-?

[lunar fable]

looking for very good mate for grind mmr

[toxic pasture]

Anyone want to play

??

[toxic pasture]

I think tomorrow

[lunar fable]

rank ?

[toxic pasture]

I am playing on my new account and I'm trying to do it well but I am very good my last account I was the legend to 2V2 compativite the legend (last account!)

[lunar fable]

im élite

2069 mmr

[rich crow]

🤓

[toxic pasture]

I started my new account before three days and I am gold 2v2 compativite silver and duel gold(imagine for 3 days bro)

Anyone from here plays for global tournament Russia standoff 2!?

Like my cousin plays for global tournament in Russia and his name is

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rich crow]

🤓

[uncut verge]

Buddy no one cares about ur cousin

[stoic willow]

thanks honey

[uncut verge]

Imagine telling people "my czn play for global Russia so2" literally giving them a valid reason to bully you

[last lichen]

what is the name

[uncut verge]

[last lichen]

global russia so2

isnt that just

russia so2

[uncut verge]

Idk why he added global

[rich crow]

So2 players are mostly Russians in Europe servers

[lavish stone]

Any available promo codes?

[uncut verge]

💀

[rich crow]

Anyway

[last lichen]

yea

rare to find english ones

[rich crow]

Fr

All I see is

[lavish stone]

Yo

Is there any available codes

[last lichen]

no

[last lichen]

red

[lavish stone]

Thanks honey

[last lichen]

my name is huey not honey bro

can yall not read

[lavish stone]

Ik

[rich crow]

🤓

[latent echo]

@elfin gull what happened

[dreamy pond]

who wants duo

[sour rover]

who wants employment

[dreamy pond]

i have money no need :0

[last lichen]

real

[muted torrent]

He blocked me :DD

[last lichen]

did u win

[sour rover]

so you'd much rather waste away your time doing unproductive instead of being employed and actually being productive for once

crazy

[dreamy pond]

im productove bro

[last lichen]

hey man im still in uni

[sour rover]

X

[sour rover]

cayenne is so amazing holy

[muted torrent]

Where did he go

[solemn blade]

That's my old pfp

[last lichen]

uhh no its a cat?

[hexed igloo]

how about instead of being productive you be reproductive

[sour rover]

good idea but where's tamaki irl

idk

pls tell me

[muted torrent]

Oh yea

Good idea

Whk wanna help

[last lichen]

with what

[twilit steeple]

[solemn blade]

Ye I use that

[muted torrent]

Bro @7f1ve got banned on standoff 2

For cheating

:DD

Bro stole people's gold by winning 1v1s

[proud heron]

who

[muted torrent]

Asked?

Old "joke bro

[tardy jasper]

or maybe he asking who was he

[sour rover]

protection is good

[muted torrent]

Idk just fkr ssfety

[sour rover]

but overprotection is not so much

[muted torrent]

Ye

Check photos

[tardy jasper]

what

safety?

from what?

[muted torrent]

He was betting gold on our 1v1

[sour rover]

lol

typical

[tardy jasper]

you aint gonna be bombed

lol

[sour rover]

man

[muted torrent]

What rank r u in allies

[sour rover]

its sad that people dont use cayenne turbo for rally

when its so amazing

[tardy jasper]

master

[solemn blade]

Yall​ my rank gonna be phoenix soon

[sour rover]

wow

[hexed igloo]

well season is ending soon

[sour rover]

when will your hourly wage become 50

[umbral crow]

Mine silver

[sour rover]

pls tell me

[solemn blade]

I just player last week

[solemn blade]

Idk​

I don't rlly know alot about this games I just play last week srry

[solemn blade]

Cool

[umbral crow]

I am going to reach silver soon can I get gold as a gift 😊

[solemn blade]

Niceee

[solemn blade]

I don't have any

Srry

[muted torrent]

Ok

I can gift gold

[solemn blade]

Can I have 100

Pwease

Lol

[muted torrent]

I got 6

[umbral crow]

Thanks your the best

[muted torrent]

You bkth get 1

:DD

Actually

Lets make you two 1v1

[solemn blade]

Bruh​

[muted torrent]

And winner tskes

[umbral crow]

Let's do betting then?

[muted torrent]

2 gold

[solemn blade]

Nvm​ you can give him

[umbral crow]

Ok

[muted torrent]

Why

[tardy jasper]

I got 12505 gold

[muted torrent]

This will be fun

[solemn blade]

I'm not rlly into this

[muted torrent]

U fr?

[solemn blade]

Gold doesn't buy skill

[tardy jasper]

duh

[muted torrent]

Just for fun cmon

[solemn blade]

No thanks

[muted torrent]

U donate?

[solemn blade]

If I win he can have it

[tardy jasper]

no why would I donate it

[umbral crow]

Give me some buddy I am going to reach sliver soon

I need to celebrate

[muted torrent]

I mean donate money in gsme

[sour rover]

i meant your hourly wage irl

[tardy jasper]

you should be ashamed tf you mean celebrate you're silver in season 9

[sour rover]

when will it become 50

[shrewd onyx]

@rich crow rich gf for my buddy

[tardy jasper]

yeah i replied to that

[solemn blade]

What is hourly wage

[muted torrent]

Ay i pkay on 15fps

[muted torrent]

How do you get 12k without donating then

[tardy jasper]

i dont

i play on 120

[umbral crow]

I am 30fps 😊

[umbral crow]

😭

[tardy jasper]

o_O

[muted torrent]

Very good team

[sour rover]

did this dude srsly send me his bands 😭

[tardy jasper]

how would I get gold by donating gold...?

[shrewd onyx]

[tardy jasper]

i bought it for myself

[muted torrent]

Not gold

[tardy jasper]

simple

[muted torrent]

Thats what i asked

Do you buy gokd

[umbral crow]

Let's do the betting game ?

[tardy jasper]

ofcourse

[umbral crow]

Place 100gold for 1vs1

[muted torrent]

No

One mf here

[tardy jasper]

yeah against me

[solemn blade]

WHAT IS HOURLY WAGE

[tardy jasper]

deal?

[muted torrent]

Stole gold like that

He was cheaying :Dd

[umbral crow]

Yh

[solemn blade]

Can I have 10million gold for 1v1

Jj

Jk

[muted torrent]

Aint no way ur actually silver

[tardy jasper]

aight let's duel at 27 may, 2028

remind me

[shrewd onyx]

Ok

[muted torrent]

U will be turning 18 or what

[umbral crow]

Wt....buddy now

[ancient vale]

nah cuzzzz

[solemn blade]

I gués I'll past because in bad at 1v1

[red idol]

Employment is essential for a better future

[tardy jasper]

yeah but that has nothing to do with it

[ancient vale]

🤓

[muted torrent]

Why are girls playing so2

[shrewd onyx]

Then enjoy the game

[tardy jasper]

why is there a rule saying they can't

[shrewd onyx]

🤓

[tardy jasper]

its 2025 wake up

anyone be playing anything nowadays

[muted torrent]

Im just asking, dress to impress but with knives maybe

[ancient vale]

he dumb

[umbral crow]

Give your id for betting game*

[ancient vale]

fr

[vast mango]

meow

[shrewd onyx]

@rich crow and she's mad girl

[muted torrent]

Rainbet?

[umbral crow]

2gold

[tardy jasper]

I wish i had a wingman like this

[umbral crow]

You said

[muted torrent]

Inpay 2 gokd if you beat other

[tardy jasper]

is that the right term

idk

[muted torrent]

I wanna watch

[muted torrent]

Wingman?

[shrewd onyx]

🤓

[tardy jasper]

yes wingman

i was right

[umbral crow]

Beat who?

[tardy jasper]

nice inglis me hav

[muted torrent]

In game or?

[muted torrent]

Veri nais

[tardy jasper]

no

[muted torrent]

Other silver

[umbral crow]

Give id of other silver then

[muted torrent]

Ok

Check dm

[umbral crow]

Ok

[muted torrent]

Wait

Region?