#💬│english-chat
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every cheat is making one result
i literally told you everything you can do about it if he uses a cheat where you can't kill him you can just report
It's easy i even won over a cheater
with "skills"
i broke the barrier
@ivory mist you can go in a browser or just in the game there is option that says support or something
it will ask you for what u gonna report u gonna click what you want to report about
and then u gonna need to have his id the cheaters id
then it will ask you for evidence
give the video that needs to be less than 100MB
then its gonna ask you in what time that happen you can see from the match
forgot to say you also need to copy the id of the ranked match
it will ask you for ranked if its not ranked you can click no
that's all
Damm
U need clan or u sell clan
That's a lot
hi
Hi
Sup
Hello guys can yall like help me get the cheapest knife cause i have been playing the gane since it realesd

Oh ik how I can help u
Yeah i have parents
Ask em
Bro I have work and I'm underaged
In all of my years that i lived they will not give me money unlees the know for what is it
Country?
Bosnia
See why do u be like this fellow man here
U doing good bro
U work 8h?
Depends
cant find anything trust me i have been trying to find a web or smth to attach this files and report a player but when i write standoff 2 support all i see is "how to report a player" u can report it in game or send us record files via messanger and u cant send more than 20mb in messanger
Ask em worst thing ey gonna say is no
Das still good
send me the video ill report
✔️
Well yall know any skinchanger?
dude just buy gold
If there's work at my place I go work if there isn't I don't simple
Money (0)
earn money
🦛
Bruh
Great mindset u will go far in life
W
Respect
Even if i start youtube YouTube dont pay here
Wbu you have a job?
Yup
I didnt start YouTube
it was a joke
then i got enough subs
What you do?
and started monetization
i got 70 euro that was enough to buy skins
its like i don't need to use my real money
Me studying medicine n i work at a hotel
i actually just used YouTube
Bro in my country 1,000,000 subs if you have they dont pay unlees you have to do something but the dont tell
using my phone to earn money is crazy
Damm I work for a Hotel too
My ain't big tho
At the reception?
Nah cleaning
Nicu
U?
Well i mean i started applayin for jobs
you need 1000 subs to join the partner program and then you can just upload something that people wants to watch you get money from ads
its so easy
Reception
You not shy?
In wat delulu country u live on
when it gets enough views i remove the song to get money from the actual video
Guys is it good workong on a pump job on a petrol
just link the web
Nah if yk how to talk it’s chilly n I don’t have much to do
Working*
whats the new promo code?
isn't it here in discord

Accidentally blew up a gas station once
No way
Nice 👍
Some dad lore on the way
Well maybe i gonna go work to a Restaurant to be server
@ivory mist dm
Das cool
how do you people get skins in Standoff
Work?
Yeah you know when they spin the thing that they serve foods and drinks i dont know much words in english
Playing the game📈
yes i mean work but what work
Dw I got u
👏
check dm
everyone does work
Thx
I didn't spend money on the game cuz I got no way to spend my money on the game... Like in gift cards and shit
Guys what time is it right now in your country
8 in da damn morning
9 AM
At my country its 9:20 AM
;-;
Thought u had a Visa card
What's that?
like a bank card but work for all countries
Like an actual bank card

U can buy stuff with it
Guys once when i was driving i didint know it was something saying 40 it was for spped not higher than 40 and it was i dont know in english but you have to spin just 1 time when i saw the 40 i spined 40 times im stupid
I can put money in it even if I'm underaged???
Yeah i think
I mean deres some apps like RedotPay dat do it
Hey you @crimson eagle i wanna play with you id on so2?
But u need to be 18 or older
Yh sure send me urs
Damm... I'm not 18 so I can't spend it... I guess imma buy gift cards in Germany then
Ma pfp is a Vtuber
Bist du Deutscher?
I sent u
Ja
Ok join
das ist toll Kumpel
Kk
Du bist auch Deutscher?
Damm
I won't bother you anymore btw
👀
Cuz you doing smth
Hi
What ya looking at?
You
I'm good wbu?
nein, ich bin kein Deutscher, aber ich spreche es
Same
Your day?
Schnitzel
Boring
xD
Oh that's nice 👍
I wasn't sleeping at all bro I was driving the hole night
Nah
Or just chillin?
Chill rn
I don't go to vacation that often
The transportation is not s problem dude
Nah bro
U should visit the nearest places that u can
I have the same problem like you dude...the transport
hank
😁
let me abbreviate cyberpunk hank
Ye I could but I don't want to
Is that supposed to be a joke
Pls no am already not healed from it
well i didnt smile
U shouldn't
Ye I guess it is
maybe i wouldn't
cant wait for the day when jokes are outlawed
It would be a good thing for both
oh well anyways, no offence
no offence duh
i imagined myself finding jokes unfunny
stop da beef
Damn

Meat is something that Manny people miss


Damn
nmad
Sweet home Alabama!!!!!
Disco
We found a fem
does anyone know some platforms like GTG Faceit?
RANK????
Mah bro
.
Idk what a GTG faceit is
hi
Yuh I get it
Hi :3
hello i see you everyday :3
Hello, I never saw u 2 :3
ok lets be friends
Fr?
I didn't notice that :3
Glad to see you here again btw
Like you can competition with others but not in the official way
faceit for a moblil game is crazy
Am just asking what’s your rank
I wanna play with someone comp
its 2025 there are no chill gaming anymore everybody has to tryhard
i miss the time when this game wasnt filled with unemployed people thinking they could make a career out of a mobile game which is a literal copy of something much larger
And I can’t find nobody online
🙏
I quitted so2
Why do ppl try hard bro😭
Really? :3
Got hacked by someone

Lost 3 knives
Poor fella
I would help you but I can't 😭
sad
Damm
Most gold got from selling my skins
You never coming back?
am i the only one who still hasnt invested a single penny and still owns a knife glove set worth above 2k alone
i have a karambit for free :3
sucks to be yall who didnt get donated gold
It feels better paying for gold 
gamble
Hallo chat
Me when I get karambit claw for free 
INDEED
Congrats bro
great knife
didnt have the chance to use it
Great knife gifted by a really great friend of mine
no one could resist that shiny red
I'm literally saving up next year to get the karambit claw and maybe get the autumn gloves also
W
Claw actually looks good with the impulse glove
Should I actually get treasure hunter akr also?
If you have golden gloves, yea why not
there are better looking skins
Neh I was thinking digital burst instead
Akr th is actually dope tho
It's half the price
i prefer a st necromancer instead ,classic
I'll never forgive axlebolt for deleting the original akr digital burst texture
M4 or akr?
akr
There was a original? I'm pretty new to the game
You just want to sell the boxes lmao
Nope
Back when it wasn't in the market, I think digital burst can be obtained by spinning a wheel ( I don't really remember) digital birst actually has a shiny texture
Oh
I think
Maybe next yewr
After its release in the market, they changed the texture into a non shiny one we have rn
But it still has that glow effect in the dark right?
Ah dang
I'm not really sure about that
Actually, I think I have the old pic
Lemme check it
Alr
I don't think I would replace my AKR unless I get its ST version
500 gold worth of gun very cheap for what it looks
Nobody knows
Market is unpredictable so asking if a skin will rise in prices won't get u any answers
Arcane skin can’t be crafted so the total amount of famas fury skins stay the same in the game
They won't
Yes fr, it has that 3D texture feel to it that CS2 is familiar with
LeL
Yep
They won't =[
Unless someone buys them in bulk and keep them stored in their inventory 
Wait a couple days and check the market
I don't think it will rise to 2K any time soon
If the prices increase, wait a lil more
What collection anyway
Fury
Lemme check
Perhaps
Unless...
But like who would do that?
It's almost 500 G on the market
Just sothat the marketplace can have less sale requests
Someone who think they can craft Nameless with 10 Arcanes
Oof, rip to that guy
Instant profit ngl if it was real
Unless u can craft with BP weapon skins
It's not profitable
And the price will drop back to normal in a week
They did that with FN FAL tactical skin
I had the furious famas and furious p350 and from what I can tell the prices fluctuates allot
I'm still waiting for it to break the 600 gold barrier
Hello
Wait hold on
In the old version, we can't really see the line of akr mag
Only on the digital burst skin
Cause if it gets past 600 gold you can bet it's on it's way to 1000 in no time
Guyss can somone help me get the cheapest knife
The cheapest knife is 500 Gold
AKA 10$
Either grind free bp or just buy a bp with a knife case
@wraith thorn I didn't own the digital burst btw
I see what you mean yeah
Well can somone help me
Yea it's weird
I think that's supposed to be a bug
Definitely ruined the looks it looks more bland now
Yea, but I like how they actually fix the mag
Guys who would like to buy a M4 Lizard with 4 stickers?(One of these stickers costs 400+ gold)
Yuh
get a job
Grind multiple free Battlepasses
It has better 3D texture yeah
Sell everything in packs (don't open any box)
Either do that every ssn or on multiple accounts
It's the only way
On free battle pass nothing to help get a knife
Legit
Bro
Sell all the charms/sticker and graffiti packs
Weapon boxes
Sell those
Unfortunately for me I'm impatient af
Us mate us
Probably me when I get my first knife box brah
Bro if you get them wait for them to be on sale for like a month
Literally lol
I applied for 5 jobs
How you even do that?!
And will go apply for another one
I jus went to the mall
How do you work 5 jobs simultaneously
Oh no no
Oh
Separately then I see
He got it all wrong
I get it
I will stick with the one with best shift times + salary
So how is the bosses you talked to or the managers?
I gotta pay university fees somehow + I need skins lol
Managers
You'r credit card
Real
Hahahaha
Like our managers sometimes does the decision on who gets the job also
In theory, unless u like scorpion knives, 800-1000 gold is required for a decent knife
Very true
Especially when there is one boss that owns multiple places and they have managers do the work for them
And is not expensive
Matter or fact im gonna go today to apply for a job i have interview
They send my informations to the HR (human resources) of the owners and then I come for training and shit
Ah I see
Thank you mate
Yours is very different from mine
Either grind or buy
How is urs?
Then save up or make money
Get the job from the manager, begin as a beginner and get paid peanuts until you work your way up...
Wish you good luck!!!!
What Imma do
Yeah so not the best
bye guys
Bay
Ah dang
Byzz
Even if you have experience every new job acts like you are a beginner lol, it's like they are afraid of paying you too much, that's unfortunately the mentality that our bosses have in my country
Screw that man...
Ah damn it's not rlly the case here
Like if u have experience as a manager in ur old job u do like a couple weeks of training as a manager in the new job
So u get the hang of the place
its too late to switch we are cooked
Yip
Deep fried
Can we like switch places pls
Indeed deep fried
the world is ruined when its our time to live 😭
Wish I was a manager in the first place
I need 1 more year of education so I (maybe) get to work in any IT department
I'm working my way up to one
Rn I can't work shit other than waiters or in the kitchen crew in fast food restaurants
Or maybe I'll just drop out before I become a manager and just start my own business
Become manager and save money
Then I can flip off everyone when I'm out there
what do you want to be
Thanks for the motivation
Currently Computer Science
Later I wanna switch to cyber security or IT
Idk man, even then I'm getting paid what... 4000 dollars...
Which is not allot
But not too little
i cybersecurity :3 very much
i just need to finish uni
U still need money for ur new business
Save up money that is enough to keep ur future business running for a couple months
I'm actually investing in stuff like IT parts for future business
That's what I'm planning ye
ai better not take my job
Guuud
I'm gonna start working on server PCs big ones
AI can assist but never replce
True
AI can only go so far until troubleshooting becomes a problem
I've seen ppl loosing there jobs over ai but it's those who write articles
On websites
AI can't do all the troubleshooting
Exactly
yeah even ai would get tired of fixing cables and messing with the server 😂
Pfft
Atleast they are doing it for free labor
Robots don't deserve to get paid anyways
Like what would a robot with money do anyways... They would start buying weapons and stuff
they are included in the electricty bill for the company
Facts
Yep
We have the technology already to crack everything and break any code there is in a matter of seconds
our passwords are cooked
Literally
but i have a 32 characther filled with all possible things
🦛
I'm gonna store an entire cloud of 600 terabytes of storage just full of waifus when the government is onto me
And in one of them there is the answer they are looking for
goodluck to ai cracking this" .fyzu#hu4,RP]IxpBTB'8S(Ml[2#b7p3 "
even if they got the resources ima just change them everyday

But have you seen the most powerful pc yet? Like it's massive ngl
24 karat magic in the aiiiiiirr eaeaeaeyeah
new update is fire
Even the government was afraid of this thing
no problem i just delete my accounts
fr
they should stop making better machines
Haha
Okeh when update dropping brah
and make world peace
I'm telling you
Yes we must find peace somehow
money bro money
But like it's inevitable to start a fight over something stupid
I like this chip more than you, you are a outcast
Blah blah blah
Stuff like that lol
Then war happens again
Yes that's also a very big part of it
we had so many chances to stop and live good but the big boys dont want that
@deft lion
What
did you sleep good?
Kinda

guys how are you all so rich
my mom doesnt let me use her credit card to buy gold :(
When will new season comes out
new season will comes out when it will comes out
Bro dd
Octobeeer?
makes no sense that the 8th month is august rather than october
I need gold but im broky
brokie

brokie
Wanna play
no i dont play with brokies
i will report you for being broke
Cus my phone has 120 hrz but its poco so i dont have 120 fps
What if nah
Settings>apps>battery and performance>clear all data
Hey Is automating selling and buying items banned
Wym
Da real question is if it’s free
🦛
Hmm
Who wants gold in standoff 2 private message [I don't give first] I accept Paypal
I prefer having a middleman tbh
What's a middleman?
sthu dumb bum of a chum
@devout bobcat
Dude, I just want to get away, take 50% of my money and get out of here.
This game is not what it used to be with all due respect to axlebolt
yeah
sniff
sniff
Am smelling a scammer

How much u willing to give
Is there no channel here where I can share memes? Like non-so2 memes?
U gotta activate it
How?
Bro what makes you think that I just want to get rid of gold I'm not playing anymore I'm just going to do the trick for 5 euros
In channel n roles
It's not my fault that you can't even afford that 5 euros if you say I'm cheating for a piece of gold.
please help me. I got scammed and lost my account. Can anyone give me an old or unused free account?"
5€ for each person u scamming das a lotta money boi
Np gng

How much gold for 5 euro
Me?
Yeah
please help me. I got scammed and lost my account. Can anyone give me an old or unused free account?"
Yes I do what rank are u
I’m ranger
No charity
If you need unused just creat new
You are harassing
You are harassing
Am say da truth
They said next year
I nice and no mad
October or smth
I’m telling true?
End of august probably
It’s my guess
Go watch their newly video u can find it
'And steal gold
This month
Idk bro
They say sakura map gonna delete and remack
Bye
Around this month 
I think it’s it was sachi
Your sachi guy is not good at giving information
No I forgot full name half was sha or sca
Who
Sup
Sup bro
Somone
id 250773090
really
That's how it usually happens

man
What
How many invite for 100g?
2 gold
if u get first place

LMAO
its like a giveaway invite yk

the highest invite gets 100g
All that for 100g
ikr i seen some highest

Wassup
I'm searching for a clan
Like having the 3rd person to make sure both sides receive what they’re asking for
Damn
Nice scam idea thx✌️✌️
Yeah but, I can't chat there :(k
@faint bone
;-;
we talkin on the bed orrr
Me
Middle man is literally there to help you not get scam 
Wahhhh!!! No way... But I'm good thanks
Someone slide some gold i have 1 😭
What are you even planning on buying?
Some skins cuz i have badahh skins
I can take pic
Ok, but like you have to be more specific cause gold flies very quickly
There's no such thing as a free permanent knife code if you're not an axlebolt partner
ok i can take pic but it will be long to log in cuz my phone is bad
Ok...
dm me
But before you send me anything, do you have a g22 flock rn, best I can do is 10 gold atm, cause I've already supported allot
don't yall he's scammin
I'll be supporting more gold next month
i literally tried buying from him
Of course he is
and he blocked me
💀
Hey i got a legendary skin for m441 and now it's gone how to get it back
gave him 80 gold for that dagger
@wraith thorn yo dm
Well it's obviously a scam
Sure
cause ur a scammer lmao
What's that?
How about the middle man taking the gold and running away
?
Online marketplace for basically all games you can think of
Beethoven
That’s a you problem 
Who also agrees that that handmade gloves go well with stat track usp fire ????
Damn
Woahahhhhhhhcheahawhjsbwsn noice
In total, I already bought 11k golds there
Noob
Uhm?
yo


@dense thistlesee this is exactly why I mentioned that it was a joke
but guess that didn't work either
I found it as a joke incase you didn't know
But I guess that didn't work
Anyone playing?? Need teammates for competitive
Yea now you banned
will you let me play for navi omg
@wraith thorn yo i bough
I'll check now ye
ok
Who wants gold
Me
Wut?
message me we will have some deal
K
no money will be asked
I'm already gold 2
xd
Yo chat i needed a lil favour it'll take 5 mins if somebody is willing to help, dm me it's off-topic
does anyone know some competition platforms like GTG Faceit?
chat what should i invest in
nvidia
Big 🪭
no, the real question remains if someone says nah
Nah I'd win
i'd say +50% tariffs on brazil and india 🗣️
Average Gojo fan would say this
Nothing is free in this world
hello guys, can i ask you something?
Except the adds you can watch for 5 coins
to get cut as a KitKat
Times 20 and you can buy a box
Why cant ı set up pp?
Set up what?
Profile picture ig
Idk maybe he forgot the f
Yeah f that
Agree
Why aren't you starting one then?
The heck is pp homie
I select a photo from the gallery but it does not appear in the game.
I'm tired
Here's my hot take, dragon glass looks bad
Ur WiFi suck
no way ahah
Ice coffee slaps ngl
Ikr
Show da pic in #📸│photos
Then he shows the pp
WEVEE
After selecting a photo, it says 'connecting to the game' and directs you to the menu, but the photo does not load.
How much ram you have?
8
HAH
Damn...
When opening files that adds extra ram load
Yh u gotta upgrade
you talking about game right?
Just try again
Until it works
Close game, open it again and then try again
And see if it works
But keep trying
I'll send picture
Ayo
Check #📸│photos
This is how it should look before changing
Drop da id


@sudden quarry it's not doing it?
He’s WiFi sucks
Damn
no bro
It says connecting to the game
Says the begger
Mods he's trying to say the n word
Best you can do is keep trying until it eventually works or || uninstall game and reinstall as your last resort or clear cache ||

thanks to you brother i can do that
What if I play on nokia
liked your message, unliked after reading reinstall
Anytime
Fr
Nokia would crash the game instead
nokia 300+ fps
Nah bro
Fr
.d
I play better on nokia thab others on pc
XD

Bro's got the nokia keyboard flip
Yall play on a nokie dam I play on a patato powered printer
That's less than 1fps
Use the paper as a screen
Unless you have a fast printer
Bro's playing on Bluetooth
Press * to shoot
Trust I cook
25 fps at best
You forgot the negative sign
Each paper that passes by is what's happening in game
Lol
Samsung fridgr💯
Yep you can't see any of the enemy
I'd cook everyone on that

i have no enemies
Printer best
I play gyro on that
I've played fruit ninja on that thing and is the best
And it got the patato engery ping plus 9999
I play standoff 2 on a pregnancy tester
shut yo ass! up
Crazy
A used one or normal one that's the question
its about the nokia :(
Welcome mutant, be part of the X men (you have ping telekinesis)
Normal one for sure
Dam thought it was a used onen
I use the power of lag
hahahs
Nah that would smell too much and distract you from game
Like master wu once said best way to defeat your enemies is to make them your friend
ohh my bad
Frienemies
np
My fps is 60
I vote to ban this guy for this
Nah trust it would help you focus
Damn
Shush learn you place peasant
And what that might be?
Noob
bro why axlebolt change rank system?
You bottom fraged on the game we played together why you talking
How original...
Yall is there any working promo code
ithink old is good
80% of players where bronze
The guy using forward message to put emojis calling me peasant
It was too hard they said
@wraith thorn
its good
I would never play with your kind stop dreaming
The guy that was beggjng me for 250 gold calling me a begger
What do you mean it's good
now %80 is ranger or master
I need to buy another sunglasses
Imagine dreaming in day light
@final citrus
Most of them are noobs
yes
No not 80%
Ex gold
Fr im no rank and i play better
i dont want this
Try
SO2BHTRAP
LYECLUMZ3JKJ
Ok
That's good for you
ex gold> now master

The average rank is ranger to master now but not 80% of players are there
Noob
Gtg have a call to do
Bay

Im silver is that good
U jealous or what?
idk
The game would say is everyone was bronze and couldn't get passed it
they are noobs
Bronze is ez
Less then 5% of players at legend and elite there would be no one to play
Very ez
I got 24 hours gun
very very ez
What rank where you last season :/
bro i play 10 matches and now im master@rugged trail @final citrus
gold 4
Chat slide Golds for my first knife

really
Bronze is the best rank





