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I dont even take rank seriously anymore
I need to see a therapy about my anger issue π¦
I just play rank to level up faster cuz defuse is boring
I get easily pissed off when the customers treat me like dogwater 
Just brain numbing gameplay
Rank is the same but more exp
It's not about so2 
You have all my prayers
God forbid I have to deal with a customer
I was losing that job on the spot ngl
Perish the thought I have to break their jaws if they cross the line π¦
The helmet is harder than the head
π
Head butt me so I can get free money

Best way to make gold?
Grind the battle pass when it comes
Teach me
Chat popping off?
Wait the can go through my phone 
Intending to inflict harm using different person
Why don't u be a decent human being
Get kidnapped and sent to Cambodia 
I'm joking you can probably understand that right?
They have massive scam centers there, the worker there consist of kidnapped people
So2 mfs would do anything for a bit of gold

So I wouldn't be surprised if u did.
Would give mom's credit card info to get 10 golds
Why would I scam? It's just not morally right
Desperate people don't really care π¦
Some kid probably did that too 
I am not that desperate
Was just wondering the best method
Play more, earn coins, open boxes, sell skins 
Thx ig
Boxes
Good to know
Bro i have the worst luck when it comes to boxes lol
What? Lol
Why would anyone agree to that
Np
I got arcane fragment from the box once, it'll never happen again 
I got like 88 of them shis
Kept it as achievement
The fragment boxes
Stop grinding and play gt7 
This is the 3rd time I changed my r8 engine oil π
As mid as gt7 career mode is its still a good game at its core
Endurance race cooked my oil like a bacon
Have you driven anything other than the r8
Probably the only car he driven too π
It's one of my favorites to drive on ac
Some few Dodge cars but went American Revolution way due to cheap tyres
Grinding in gt7 is easy π
And you also have those money farm tutorials
Literally just 4 races are enough to get you a gt3 car
So it shouldn't be too hard
Pick the honda jazz
No I mean back in 2022 when the game first realized
π·π
Since then they adjusted the money u earn in races
It's much higher than it was before
I think they should fix the roulette 
Good money since they're cars over 20 million credits
True
True that
They don't check here often enough to care
The most you'll get is a mute
Pfft
I doubt
Playing after along time...and ..Dayum I just forgot how good this game is
^
Maybe I don't play that much so yeah I had fun
Fair enough
Valorant coming anyways.,..let's see
China open beta is on right now
Lmao
If only I knew someone over thereπ
Keep calm.....global beta will be out next year maybe
It is good though... getting 140-160fps
So we can expect android beta in December?
Yo wassguddddd
WAZAAAA
Anybody comp
Guys
Is there a way to get skins for free
I mean ik the lvl up and stuff like that
But is there a different way
π¦
Beholder games

Ok hop on
No you don't understand
He hates doing basic stuff for good rewards. He wants a method where he has to invest little to no resources and get big rewards
He wants something like "yeah input this promocode and you'll get a nameless skin"
No you don't understand
When I say small amount of resources
I mean
Literal seconds
Not minutes of playing a match
Oh no no no
Clearly these Standoff players have much more important matters to attend to (they unemployed and don't do their homework btw)
They need something that they can do in like 40 seconds
Anybody wanna run sum ranked
And get thousands of gold worth
@devout bobcat Inv me knob
Ok is there any skin that's gonna go 1000x in value in 2 days?
That's the only thing these parasites want
?
Cause he pinged me to play

Old s9

WHATTTT
Too expensive
Anything that's worth 0.12 gold
That will be 4000 tomorrow
See what I mean
That's what these troglodytes expect
Was gonna say "think"
But this community doesn't do that


Exactly my point
No shi
There's only 2 ways
Gifting them thousands of gold
I'm talking 10k+
Or
Gifting them expensive knives
5k+
I've had idiots screenshot the top of my inventory talking bout "can you give me something from here?"
Like yeah bro I'm just gonna give some random guy a knife worth 30k gold
$350 just to some stranger
So players will do anything but finishing homework
Cause his inventory is empty
I saw some guy gave like $200 on a stranger it's not new
Bros will ignore their homework but will write a whole essay here about their family being poor and them needing a knife
NEEDING btw
Not wanting
Needing

Them kids be 12 and talking about "needing it" π₯
Bars
Finally, something I can agree on
I also want one of my bloodline own a pair of m9 dragon glass

Just saying
Ok your great great great great great grandson will get one
I don't think I'm going to make it until 22

What is this double standard btw
You're allowed to say insuls with no penalty while I'm being muted for saying I'm attracted to men
Insults
Standoff copies other game??!!! What!!!
Holy oogly woogly!
Oh right you put the exclamation mark
Rub it
No way standoff copies other games?!!
Impossible
What could this possibly mean to the economical and political state of the world?!!!!!
What if...
<@&473212329643737098> ay gng is it true that y'all copied some other game
My beloved awm sport skin is also copied from other game?!!!
How could this be...
Hail axlebolt
Pull up your evidence that standoff copies other games bro... I don't believe you... @hybrid knot
Fr bro just straight yapping
I lost bro
No evidence
Ima rub
Case dismissed π₯
What that mean
Bro came only to spread misinformation just for the love of the game
Can't blame him
Spreading misinformation is top 5 Olympic sports
Ok
Deal w it
He is not affected by that at all
He has mastered the art of ignoring
Wtf
No. 
Fake ben
Name 20
Spreading misinformation
Gooning
Dementia
Alzheimer's
Dementia
Spreading information
Dementia
Did you mention dementia?
Bariga dam dam dam damdi dam
I think you forgot dementia
Oh yeah dementia too
Deprimentia
Why is spreading information top 20
Where's dementia btw
Oh yeah dementia too
Proof?
Call him po pi pants (nuh uh)
He pooped my pants
Why would he do that
<@&585584529628987431> are nabs 
No u
<@&473212329643737098>would never do such thing βββοΈ
Frfr. Cs copied standoff bro
Lmfao
Standoff / copycat
Bros stole ak redline and made a carbon version πππππ
Hi
At least so2 has unique maps unlike some shooters π¦
Wsgud twin
Hiii man
πππππ
The hippppooooo
I'm good wbu?
Chilling
π π
Imma work in 1 hour with no sleep π
I figured out why chinese player are so good π¦
???
Bcuz they put money into this game more than anyone lmfao
Well I needed to do smth
Racism
Hence the "wide-eyed" slang here π
Oh well hope you will end ur shift faster and easier
Lol
I work 10-5 hours dependents how much I need to do
Still
I have a thought in gambit gloves hence they look like character without gloves for sure
But it might be intresting how they match with other stuff
?
For example the dual daggers molten with gambit gloves ... π₯π₯
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday π¦
And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person
I have no idea how it would look so I can't judge
Wait ill show u bro
xD they Haunting you
Thats a horrible offer btw π
hi
Hi
saxo


bro cmon ....
xD

Anybody compe?
Qartvelixar?

what knifes look good with steam rider gloves?
Send pic pls ?
Kakoukakou
If anybody here wants to help me win 5000 gold, pls DM me
Hi
anything yellow
nah
i bought a toxic sting
from 1100 to 969.69
or something
Lucky numbers
what does that have to do with anything i said
Can anyone coach me eu
i just bought a sting
and i got it for a better price
What's the latest so2 private server?
Can anyone coach me eu
No gringo
Can anyone coach me eu
Plus jamais
No gringo
Coach yourself by learning the game
Im washed
Spend more time on the game , watch yt videos
just gimme tips fr
Hallo gng
Aim for the head
Tysm
Are they ever gonna change the butterfly animation back like damn
Here is a quick tip
Don't run
Fix yo crosshair
Till the enemykill me
Important to mention:
Even if u aim at the head there's a good chance you hit a body shot, depends on the range and gun
U mean stealth mode
Ik lol
Yh yh walk if ur sure enemies are nearby
Yk but they dont
Is sound sense that imp
Yes
You gotta tell where is the enemy coming from
I lost 2 games and back to Gold 4
I have bluetooth but it's hass alot latency
I have scratch awp
Do that with every gun you love, don't focus on guns you rarely use
Dis is gud
i got no skins
So I sell it??
0.66 gold
Why would u sell it if u like it
I mean I use it barely
Alr listen, unless you grind Battlepass u ain't gonna make alot of gold
That's why I'm buying the next one
Ohh
Like a month
Which box will be remove
Rn, even if I sell all my inv
Can't buy a knife
Ohh
Not sure if it's getting removed next ssn but probably fable
Ok
It's easier to buy a BP and grind it
I buy most of them
If it has knives
ts pmo sm icl
I have 2 gold
The thing is, 10$ can't get you a knife you like
Decent knives cost around 700-900 Gs
That's tru
Sad reality
Yeah
So Imma just wait for the bp to drop and hardcore grind it
Still it's possible isn't it
Yeh
Ah
With friends
Noice
Yeah
but how can you do it alone?
I have to reach gold but I'm going from silver 2 then 3 then 2 again
do you play with friends @wind pumice ?
I'm rarely alone
I have a friend who is equally skilled as me
Either we carry or we get carried
He has game sense, understand when to push when to hold
Unlike my teammate who camp somewhere while there is warfare on the other side of the map
I don't know what's my problem, sometime I became a pro other time I'm the worst noob with 1 kill and 10 deaths
Lol same here
1 wrong step and they know where u are
The more u play the more u learn
What to buy, what utility to use ect
It's funny in both games I lost I was mvp
I've played this game since 2022 but it feels like new every time I play
Yeppp
and then in some matches there are people who are decent like me at the game, other time there are noobs that ruins my strategy
Wait what comes after phoenix
Some players simply have 2 braincells clashing during the match
but you have to face phoneix opponents
Okeh
Explain
I would rather face phoenix players rather than playing against codm brainrot players
Istg that game isn't a shooting game anymore
Melee weapons
That's all I see
.
What's that?
Dunno
@wind pumice come to #πΈβphotos
So codm players have so much brainrot they would play with melee weapons over guns
Martydom is a red perk, that activate once the player dies, it drops a grenade that explose after 1.25 seconds
Now imagine all of the enemy team with this
A gun that shoot thermite bullets
A LMG WITH 250 ROUNDS
@coarse grove thanks dude
just 1 more question
Yeah
is it easy for you to rank up in golds?
Gold lobbies? It is if ur team isn't terrible
Any1 1v1 for fun??
U get a charm at the end of the ssn
You are in a higher rank
That's it
They should stop voting for grenade battle 
I have to rank up to gold and only then I can play with my clan
Sup japey
We get rewards??
You get a charm, no reward
Worth it??
Yes
U should loose less mmr if 2 teammates left the game
Get the legend ones
No
Ohh
Well yh
Jz8 lets 1v1 i need a warmup
Nothing else we get
But not worth loosing ur sanity cuz u told lil timmy where the enemy is hiding, on 1 hp and still loose
No
No
Please
Bruuh then what benefits are of thwat
Its a flex
Ok
Well in codm u get skins, an epic gun skin, a charm, a melee skin, some random emotes, a backpack, and a character skin
By ranking up
Mostly shit
But qlr
Codm is easy and so is pubg
Yes
Cowm 1v1 one match
Here hitting Phoenix felt something for me
Havent played since 2022, ill pass
Y
Bad game
I said u want 1v1
Not enough
I am bad too still come 1v1
Give me ur id
51541699
Ill add u
Come
Who's japey 
I just realised that Yr fav gun with a cool charm with full stickers is better than having charms on every gun
My guns look bad π¦
@devout bobcat U have any good craft for my USP Chameleon?
U
HeH?
π¦
I normally use USP ghost with the charm chawsome
π¦
You r japey cuh
I'm zhxrm π€¨
Gang
hi guys
You rly are a weirdo ngl
I twerk in the public when there's a camera 
proof?
Unfortunately the person who recorded didn't post it 
No proof can't believe sry
Sup
who are you
huey
Any idea how to get teammates that freaking use vc and give info
What rank r u
Find a clan
lol
gold 2 rn
Lol
idk any huey
Improve ur aim gang
Vergil doesn't like randoms
Clans are so corny gng
Nah bro
Fr
Hejt? Nty bro
Man i never joined in a clan so βοΈ
Theyre all bad lol
How to get into a clan anyway ive 175 hrs on ts game and never considered getting into one
To get in nabs, you have to take ax on a date
I have more on my 5th acc
Twin βοΈ
Its the only way to find those kind of ppl who does vc and stuffs
How does one pronounce your name
He is very old
Unfortunately
U get 120 fps
Ax is a nice dude
upad π€¨
All randoms are wether a kid playing without headphones or a not talking silver elite tryhard πβοΈ
Ts crazy bro like how
Yeah boi
I play android
i play with external speakers for the full shooting experience
Bruh
freaky
Mid, i have someone who shoots real guns for me
better
Ts js in ipads or Samsung tablets right
grok is your footjobs are fake?
Gang any1 can have speakers
Headphones bro
Do you are have stupid?
Ohh
nice english
Tfw your parents dissing you for wearing ripped jeans 
Me think speak he english first because language understand you
No way u dojt get the ref gang
ooga booga
Same beo
dam mb
ooga booga
We are not the same
Joispoi mentioned
What if im ur dad?
its to be achieved
Guys check #πΈβphotos tell me yes or no
All on red
Ok guys how to get into a clan anyway is there a test or something
You apply and hope they accept u
Does it matter?
Yea
i have 600 hours and have the game for years
I downloaded it since 2023 but only played season 5/6/7/9
@flat parcel check #πΈβphotos does he have game sense
i regret playing this game
I played first in very late 2019
Me too
Unlike you I didn't get high rank atleast
Who
If i have 175 hrs in games and still have no gamesense then im handicapped bro
I have like 2.5k in total gang
Sadly
That's dedication
They beat me in cs..
It didn't send discord is bugged out wth
Check dms@flat parcel
Alr
π
I left cs cuz skins are expensive and im broke as a joke gng βοΈ
I left cs cuz i was spending too much on skins
i left cs cause I got banned
And because i was bad
skill issue did you cheat?
No
God forbid you standing near my child 
π
Grrrr daddy doesnt like that
Ur in bronze u bully 7 year old russians
Thl
Why people always broke i don't understand
Does the guy i sent u in dms have skill and gamesense
Gang r u blind
Read what i said up
Because some people don't want to spend real money on in game pixels that don't help them with anything π₯
Some
Not every1 is lucky gang
What if I am
ohhh
I dont speak braille
yeah i agree
.-.-..-..--.---..
Thats morse
This means absolutely nothing
@vast mango
Par wh rhn uhmaxk mktgletmbgz mabl tgw par phnew rhn xoxg vtkx by B pkhmx lhfxmabgz utw
This means something u just have to figure it out
No, i dont want falafel
Wait valo mobile released?
In China yes
Oh nvm then
Oh ok
Now Android player only
What knife should i get next
Tell Kaz to stop adding SUVs into the game π¦
In the neck sure
Bet
I was thinking
Good enough
A kara
How much gold do u have bruh
I'll never buy any skins in val mobile
Idk
Next month it releases on tap tap and play store?
Tencent is black-hearted
#πΈβphotos thats the current situation
I can't make sure
How rich are you π
But Chinese can log in with WeChat account
Meow
Had 2 butterflies but i sold them
For foreigner I don't know their plan
The price of the skins on the phone is the same as that on pc
What's mlbb
Really piece of s
valorant and good don't go together 

A game
Val is fun if u play w friends
any game is fun that way
Minecraft 
Skyrim still goated
Best game
Hi atlas
well that game was made to make people lose their minds off so i believe it does the job perfectly
Ambitious plan but deletes the world a week later
Hi arianna
It's a good game but I won't spend money on it. I will still pay for standoff.
I'm gonna be busy today rn
Okay citi what do u plan on getting
Hf
Thanks
How do I tell professor that I need to pee 
Hi
Idk
I have yellow H2O
His class is boring, everyone's sleeping at the back π¦
I already have almost everything I need
He will probably find it as a joke
Hi
?
A few skims
I already have 10+ knives
Iodine neon dysprosium phosphorus
I will probably stop after i have 10
Or maybe i wont, im not sure
@proud heron not true what you said in #πΈβphotos
It is gang
Bro is smarter than me...
Is that supposed to be a feat? Lol jk
Genius overload
I think maybe I will buy a gold DE
Lmao
Yea
"Professor, with dire times and dark opportunities, my renal system has called thyself for the release of toxic fluid, may I go extinguish this fire of urgency"
couse I bought a pair of gloves for 1 gold
I bought one for 0.03
Whats ur inv looking like rn?
proof?
Holdup lemme see if i have the ss
Bet I will start stuttering mid sentence
Any skin recommendations for 100 gold, I'm too used to buying expensive sheet, pls help
me too in photos
wdym
About 4000usd
.
π€π€
yeah okay buddy
Someone probably tried to do a transfer and he bid the highest lmao
unless you had the highest bid its not possible
Check
no one is saying its not possible to get them cheap, transfers happen all the time. But to recieve it you have to keep the highest bid
I dont lie
Bro bought it for 3 cents
They said i was lying, wasnt talking to you
I replied to the guy who kept a req at 600 while the highest was at 616 and he was expecting to get the knife
mee too
you are lying
was talking to me
Interesting fella
i dont have uncsc
Lights on nobody inside
interesting
no
Ur follow would bring my worth as a human being down
My autistic ahh could never 
Werent you saying you were a dude tho?
I wish π¦
it can't go any lower buddy
It can
No
no
Pretty no
then I say pretty no
I tried gang
bro stole my answer
clank clank clank clank
Check my edit at least
Shut up CLANKER
What a clanker
you stole mine
hard r is crazy
Hush
yo who gave this dude hard r perms
how is a hard r π
Clanker
ts pmo sm icl
Stay out
r u srsly srs rn br
Abcd?
no, wxyz
nobody asked for your permission
hello
boy you literally have yt in your username
humble yourself π
mods ban him
a long time ago I was a youtuber with 200 followers
but you arent now
Hi everyone!
means you need to remove it
followers π₯
no more
means i wont talk to you anymore cuz π
Followers instead of subscribers
Gang who r uπ
professional youtuber right there
this server got no chill
I see lmao
Or braincells
you're one of the people with no chill btw
one word goes there and they already on their moms
They actually did remove the veins from a chocolate bar no joke
isn't this server supposed to talk about standoff?
Do you guys still live paycheck to paycheck?
The IRS is here
Iron sour i know everything about you and i dont mind sharing
nooo
but keep it to yourself, cuz no one cares π
Food and electricity and boring stuff...
You are 15
bruh
Dont you lie kid
Yo
Anyways gtg again
You said it yourself
.
even stupid was censored here
Cya
he asks for 14 year olds and its fine, I do the same and suddenly the police hates it. Society
Sob
Alr yall cya
Take care bum and every1 else
Iron sour i know where you live
Ill guess your exact location
The exact apartment
The exact ip adress
Exactly
Make sure nothing bad happens to her
You might get a knock soon
Be careful iron sour
At work, working with dudes
All kinds of dudes
Big ones
Muscular dudes
So defenceless she is
Your dad, how is he?
Sorry
Take care
Hey
Yo anyone wanna help me gt phoenix rank >_<
guyss one of my best friend froxa so2 he is a utuber his dream is to buy knife and i m collecting golds for him to surprise him can u guys help for some golds pls
Move to India and do a scam business
Its worth trust me
Can u help for some golds
Im broke myself
Us bro us













