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NCORE -100REP
Bro left us on read and left with the milk😭😭
Probs we wont see him in another 2yrs
fr jsut wanted him to rate ma freind vibeo :/
😂😂
Hii
his online
he was talking like 10m mintues ago then
disapeared
WHATTTT
Bro earns $5 an hour and thinks he deserves more
Gng retail is a low effort j*b
"yeah it's on aisle 3" ahh
"lemme go check in the back" ahh
I knowwwww nothing gets checked in the back
That's just to go yap with your coworkers that are back there
Or use the bathroom
Once I told a customer that and then clocked out and left through the other door

You got a bike
Y'all don't have expenses
Or expensive maintenance
The insurance is pennies compared to cars
If you need more money, get another j*b
Not that hard unc
$169/month for part time is borderline cheap labour pay 
Alguien pa jugar
I don't have a resumé 
Cuz I'm too lazy to highlight my crap 

Ewalk
wtf
I want minimum $400/month 🦅
I'm guessing y'all's groceries are cheap as hell
Exactly
I bought a lot of junk food 
Ye nvm y'all don't need the raise
Complete is like 15+
My bike road tax is only $0.47
- Insurance $60


Proving my point with every message you send
How long we can sell skin in last ssp
More like try with 4 cylinder bike

My cow*rker has a (I think) r6
That'll set you $60 for the road tax
And $165 for the insurance with 25% NCD (No Claim Discount)
Depending on his record
maybe next week
How about separate matchmakings like CoDM does with controller and keyboard with mouse players?
Ömg
And making it optional to play with those PC players
Why does someone who owns a PC play Standoff? There's something Something called CS2
🦕 cuz they like so2
Only cheaters...
@charred bluff is it on Friday?
Is there any active promocode guys?
cs2 is sh1 yo
- so2 is free to play on pc so why not to play it
?
How is a game with a proper hitbox, better graphics and mechanics and literally the game who was the base for the creation of SO2 shit?
More like
"I can't do a shit against PC players like me so I'll go and abuse Mobile players instead"
the only good thing in cs2 is only graphics and skins lmao
If you don't like what CS2 is you can go for CS:GO in private servers
have hit global in csgo 😆
Or play Classic Offensive
Salam
me when rank that literally has never meant anything
TRUE
"yeah bro instead of playing cs2 faceit I play so2 ranked"🤡
lol i barely play so2
both games is sh1't
no good anticheat
u can even cheat in faceit so it doesnt matter
sure bud go back in time and hit it
😆
u proly dont even have a pc thats why u complain
never tried anythink besides so2
why talk
holy brainrotted ppl
loooool
im done talking
u proved to me ur an idi1ot
If that lets you sleep at nights and keeps your ignorance untouched
💩
Who can help me in invites

Someone playing allies , i am gold 3
🦖
wanna do it i can teach you how to win
i will say it here
Ok
if you lose on not ranked matches
you will be put in a game with no skills players
everything will depends on you
Yesh
but if you win and play a lot good u will be put with pc players
Rank stone, vs rank wood
"equal "
so my so2 id is my name hahah
Stone ,wood leather
i have other acc to help others
im waiting to sell my skin
val orbit
how much would it cost im wondering

can you even sell val skins
oh i thought you meant valorant 
Btw how much mmr do i need for g4
Idk who is selling M4A1 mermaid but just dont

Hello chat
still i dont think youu can sell that skin
idk
like 1000
i don't have it anyway
I have 1200 and I am in gold 3
1100 then
1500 is for champion and 1600 master and yeah
oh
main acc is funny
i want to get champion rank in compet but
idk how to do it without playing vs cheaters
i need to study the algorithm
Want to play on that acc with me ?
champion is 1600 n master is 1700
my bad
yes add this acc 103739405
Ok
Done
can i join
Awoo
Ui
hi
🦛
I mean most of legends are playing on pc against each other so its pc vs pc
Just imagine you can't even reach the maximum rank in a MOBILE game because the rank is filled up of PC players
Doesn't make sense
It's not even logic
It's rtarded to justify why PC players should play with mobile players knowing the skill difference is abysmal
Good mobile players are tablet players
He plays against pc players too
He uses an iphone
Impressive
lazy devs
Makes more sense making the game PC friendly but with separate lobbies and optional cross platform matchmaking than making a PC only version Imo
smh
Brasil no topo prr
dont know what that means
Didnt they once banned emulators
Traduz irmão
nah
Dont speak english
And then realised pc players could bring them more money
LMAO
do that again
bet
i cant understand you man
He's talking pt
Google tradutor
bingo bongo bango
Portuguese
Yes
splish splash splosh
Quero falar com gringo q se acha bom q está Master/elite no comp, mas temporada passada foi G4
Wanna play ?
Why ?
Someone should crește the uchiha clan or smth because it is really coool
Yo i just hit a arcane awm per 1 gold with 4 stickers
Is your hand alright?
Ooooooof
GGs brotha

Lol yes
How
یدونه گان خوب نداده کس کش
And someone gave it for free per me
Ok
how..
I never been this lucky
And I order at good prices
And bro buys on 1 gold
Omg lucky
Lucky
When the beholder be in market
Tomorrow
les go
When's the new season?
Looking for a clan for smurf
which role you want ?
Elite
Morning
hello guys
noob hi :3
Yo
Hey bro u are idiot how you saying gambit collection will be in market place tomorrow ???
?
?



Yo is it just me or i get constantly like 120 ping or something
Probably 2 august
Dw ur not alone in dis shi
Bro what happened to they servers cause back in 2023 and 2024 it WAS NOT like that
Idk mate
Fix the servers? Nah
Rework bayonet? Yee
LoL
Honestly they should fix the matchmaking
If someone leave the game, make another player join, and if the team he joins looses, he won't lose MMR
I'm tired of loosing cuz we 3v5
I wish it was just a server problem and even though it has a lot of hackers😅
He shoots at the wall and everyone dies.
Apart from this, when your ping is 100 and his ping is 30, he will win face to face, even if he is a professional, because he will kill you and have a cup of tea, then you will see him.
I mean there were always cheaters but now even the servers are azz so yea
Now the match macking is bad bc i am in gold and i play with ranger players
Apart from the problems of players leaving and noobs, sometimes even a noob player who only has to defuse the bomb just walks around and this means you never win.
I've been playing for almost three years, I don't know if it's more or less, but I can't remember how many chests I opened, but it's a lot.
But I haven't received a good skin yet.
The problem is not here, the problem is when I made an in-game purchase, I received three.
🤣 🤣
Sorry for that
Hello @rugged trail
Just watch it bro
Remember me?
How u can state that any proof ??
On what base u are confident with this word ...
I hate this game how it always cops me brainwashed players
Literally same situation in cs2 rn lol
Instead of fixing anti cheat they remake all animation that noone asking for
They copying us 😎😎
I will never forgive standoff for ruining butterfly knife animation
To standoff2 help website
They actually have a really good moderator
Guaranteed ban cheater and match cancelled if U have proof
I got a whole vid
Good now send it
The match should be cancelled within 24hour
Send it now
It's uploading to yt
Also one of the cheaters soft locked my teammate
He couldn't buy or move
But he still managed to clap him
hey everybody
i have a question about being banned
do u know who is the admin of standoff 2
U got banned ?
I think only one will get banned cuz they asked for a time stamp
and i clicked on root, then the game banned me for using cheat
Don't use cheats?
Don't root your device
Cuz rooting has an easier access to cheats
And they ban for root
Basically to standoff root = cheats
Root is used to hide cheats btw
i dont see it written in the terms, i use root to do some other things too
is there any way to contact admin about this?
Does anyone know about the 2nd animation of usp45
I only got it a few times in warm up
Someone pls tell me
its just a secret animation
You saw it?
Usp pistol
its old
Ye get it by pressing a lot on inspecting it
I dont know if its still in the game
it is
Okay
im pretty sure they made the chance higher for it
Just wait beo
Hi there
hi guys :3
HAIIIII :3
HAIII :3 :3 :3
Hehehe
I guess you were in my match

Yes
Wait no way I was playing against a legend holy poop
You played good 🔥
I am gold myself
im silver 3 :3
We should play together bb :3
yo
u seem like a person whos all sunshine and rainbows
really confirms it with u being gold 🥹🤞
Not really. Sometimes I'm thunderstorm and humidity too
keyword: sometimes
pmo when they deaf 😭
Bro kept changing weapons mid round
Mine had a single braincell
my tm8s pick good weapons but pray sprays em
mine shares .5 braincells among the entire team
And the only thing that stimulates that brain cell is skins
😭
😭
and the 200+ ping russians playing on any server OTHER than their server 😭😭
Like literally bro bought the machine gun only to change it for an mp7
😭
Fr
honestly sad bro 🤞😭
And the worst part, they leave on the last round
exaxtly
you keep waiting for some better player but they keep that place reserved for themselves
either they talk shi in they own language (primarily chinese or russian) or they stay quiet the whole game
its rng bro
I keep the vc on mute for this exact reason
gladly they dont trash talk on vc but on chat 😭🤞
But still, if someone is in a clan, or has a decent pfp (not a country flag) then there's hope ❤️✨
they js be keeping they mic on without even noticing and the game sounds echoing thru the entire game 🤞😭
I had a guy who asked everyone to call him and had his phone number as his username lol
with dem anime pfps 🤞🤞🤞
lmfao
Lolololol
No
The last time I saw myself in the mirror, I wasn't Russian
Maybe
is there any way to report some1 ? i have record
Depends on what you expect from the game
aight bet
There's an option in game itself
there is a ingame help and support button
Was it comp?
how big is the game rn like in storage?
they dont even ban clumsy users
does it take up a lot of space
3 googabites
What is a scrim match?
Clumsy users don't deserve to get banned
Cheaters do
If a player doesn't know how to play, they don't deserve to get banned
Like me
I am clumsy sometimes
max gold elo iq
lmfaooooo
😔 sori

Wsgudd
Sup
Do we get anything for boosting? Lol genuinely wanting to know just incase I get anything but I'm not expecting to get anything
Ban
Boosters get banned
Quiet*
Dw bro
Nobody will see it here
Chat passes and lots of stuff happens till mods come
In chat
Yesterday was one
Nicee dude
Last time it was seen was in 2021 😂😂
Lmfa9
I reported a guy and ligit 5 seconds later he got perm banned lol
Better cheaters than noob teammates
Silver 2 in comp and elite in allies
Sad thing was he was on my team and then we lost
Hitting every deagle headshot
Peak
Fr
I'm waiting for another season to drop
Imagine i was elite rn im gold
I can't wait
Cuz bad teammates every time
Yea I get brain dead teammates who walk into walks and shoot people's ghosts + shadows
Relatable
Ight I'ma go que for another game now cyas
Come dms if anyone wants to play for 1k golds in a 2v2 tournament
It's okay boss 🫡
But not with me tho lol im not playing js want to get more ppl to join
Yeah yeah i understand
Like a server ?
someone wanna play?
Yeah my clan is doing a 2v2 tournament with 1k golds prizepool
Sayless
Mb 1300 g
hm
I just fixed my inv alr i dont need much more
I think it's 600 1st place 400 2nd and 300 3rd
It's okay if u don't want to u js asked and im telling u morr info hhaah
But it's aight
Hello everyone

yo, how long until the end of the season?
Dude i would be master rn if i didn't get cheaters
2 months
Anyone tryna join a server for causal games and fun in general I just made?
elo
damn, i thought less, thx tho
Js wait for the mmr refund and you ll be
I also got matched up with 2 elites as im champion
Nono i was kidding bro dont trust me lmfao
Hopefully
I dont even know tbh
Fr tho elite rank .... dayum
100% accuracy
Kekw
Always headshot
Not real
Yeah the matchmaking is bs
oh ahahahah mb XD
dw dw
U good 👍👍
My friend is ranger im champ and we get matched up with 2 elites 1 of them is a cheater
Like bruh?
Once we suspected one guy who did all headshots in comp that he was cheating be we wasnt sure
He did a headshot while i was upstairs and him at the entrance of the aps in sandstone
I peaked elite 1847 mmr
pro
He couldnt even see my head
Yo
i remebvr you
DMs bro 🙂
DMs bro 🙂
Can i join you guess for rank ?
DMs bro
cum
Does anyone have a free knife for me? DM?
no
Why?
becuase poeple dont give knies :/
Yo guys! If anyone wants to join my casual games server for stand off 2 and make friends and chill DM me for the Link 🔥
so any knife they don't use bro?
hmm
please 😦
No way i just heard this one too
just save your money and buy your own
No offence but its 10 dollars minimum
And tbh ppl dont give folds let alone arcane items
Bro, what will I do?
how do i buy a knife?
Get a job and that's it.
Yh
.
🙄
🧔🏿♀️

hey
elo
Ur name reminds me of alexiB
whos that

@empty nexus i laughed hardd about that job part 😂😂😂😂
who you
He seems he doesnt watcb cs at all
Bruh
....
csgo doesn't exist anymore
you think i would remebvr samone from a game i havent watched in 5 years?
I haven't watched it since 2022 either
I remember
But again
we have our own brains
Imagine if i ask bro about scream 😂😂
plus i watch ed anime like 10 hours i foucs more on anime then cs :/

Bro crazy

I mean yea the discussion was already over when you said you didn't watch it
no need to defend yourself over such a small thing
ok
No
yep
U play cs?
Yes
💀
And i watch anime too
U cooked
And cs better
Nahh
he was talkignt ome :/
that your opoining
Based one
?
I watcged back in the day like 10hrs straight anime too while corona
That was my peak
But after it’s kinda dead too

Dayum
I shitted 5 ton in covid.
Peak?
Tuff

who’s down for comp

?
dam legend
damn, why were you measuring it
lol
yup


Lmfaon
Lmfao*
Nahh i just saw that i blocked the toilet out not even water couldnt fit in 😅😅😅
Hi



elo
Sup dude
Play allies?
[NXRB] Nexus Reborn Community Face Giveaway, and puts 300g or more per 100 members on the server, if you want to join Giveaway I am waiting for dm me
chilling you?
Okay?
lolll
Wdym?
nope
Hello
Dm?
hi

Ight
nice
Bro got annoyed we left chat 😂😂😂😂

Wanna play chill?
hm

Do u purposely have to derank myself to not play with cheaters?
This is getting as bad as cs2
Ppl with 4 hrs have elite
And insane skins
Like akr treasure hunter
Brooo
Bruj
Nahh they probs software users and ipad users
Or pc
Like i understand pc users are really good on so2
But not to a point where it's 100% headshot accuracy
With a deagle
skin changer
Ik
But axlebolt will do nothing
And probably let them play for the whole season
Like so annoying ong
Can't even play with friends anymore
Kinda does cuz it can interact with the skins he owns and how much he spent in the account by checking transactions
they are baning most tho
like eveb player i didnt knwo were cheating are getting banned in my mathces
Yeah and they ban them
Yea but it's those kids who are doing it obvious who getting the ban cause if you have radar or something and you play legit it's kinda hard for you to get banned
With 4 hrs and a treasure hunter
Maybe possible idk
@sleek radish that video is enough to get him banned
Should be banned within 24 hour
hmm
There are so many people cheating
Like game is js ruined
not for him
not really, since 3rd party scripts have to enter the game files, and the game detects the integration, so even radar cheaters get banned too, that’s why most people are shocked when after playing a match they see that it got cancelled by a guy who they thought were legit
the games anticheat is pretty good actually, but the devs themselves did not intend to make the anticheat ban hackers immediately, because that way devs cannot collect the data to patch the cheats, so they let the hackers play a match or two, even not ban them for a week or two, they do this on purpose, this way the cheats can be found and how they work, so it can be patched the next update
🤓
how bout u shut the f up
🤓
🤓
to much word dam
this is a good reason not to ban immediately
Valve has a lot to learn lol
that was the explanation my guy
didnt know people still fall for some ez ragebait😪
Fr
aint no one reading all that
Lil Nerd
i mean if u can’t it really aint my problem

🤓?
yeah
Hallo
How about a job they don't work at
lol
Why am I new?
Yo guys anyone wanna join my server for a chill place to chat and play, just gathering players to make bros


greetings, will i get banned for using custom rom?(the device isn't rooted)
Very interesting fact
Yo A you wanna join the server bro?
Wanna join the server g?
no hermano, im just trying to figure out if i'll get banned or not for using custom rom
Idk bro icl
For anyone who wants to check out my server for st2 go to my profile the link is in my bio👐🏻👐🏻🙏🏻

hmm
Can someone help me with 30 gold for my first knife?
I had a match like 2 months ago with a guy who headshotted me and my team every single time and he is still aint banned
He has like 15 kd
Pretty obvious and still no ban
So
İ sell awp xenoguard st 4x v2 holo did anyone interest?
pls gift me karambit im new😔
hi
hii
Yo can anyone help me get members for my server, it’s gonna be a chill place to play and chat if anyone want to be apart of it 🙏🏻🔥
j*b

pls gift me karambit or butterfly
pls go w*rk
nooooooo
yea
🫵😭
ok
go w*rk brochinko😪
f*ck uuuuu
buy it yourself and don't beg people like a bum
🗣️
why everyone hates me
Pls gift me akr tiger

why not
that skin is cheep
Eh
I mean it yes but that shi still expensive fr
It used to be around 1 gold or less


fr i got like 5
dam then you must be rich fr

zzz
isn't it impossible to "gift" someone anything on standoff?
it'd be better off if you asked for some gold to get yourself something nice instead of such a ridiculous request
🦛

When the beholder in market
Guys How to report a scammer?
A russian got mine ID and keep spamming on mine DM "Ur account will get banned" and blah blah blah (i ald blocked that Clown 6 times.)
Chicken
They're bot accounts you can't do anything
Banana
They'll create multiple accounts right after you report
Chicken
Banana
Imagine not being able to get a joke
Omaga
Cr?
I hate Mine dm being nuked with that
aight
@tulip elbow you remind me of knox
Come online
Who's that
a nab
imagine not haveing a life
rell
bro is so pissed lmao
i am
Crazy
crazy
crazy
I'm not being unkind to anyone, I'm just stating a fact

Oh hi mirza @zenith furnace

7
hmmm
Hii
hii
Why did you remove me 💔
💔
😭 hru
He lost the match I think he's angry
Hii
Hlou
Bro I wasn't talking to you...
But I'm fine too
I'm chilling
hello chat
Do pc players play with mobile or pc too?
Hi
hru
Good wbu
bored asf
wdym
just ate
yea
Alr imma make myself food rn
I'm goodie too
Nop
Damn
😂
very funny
what u gonna make ?
why would u tag me and say oh hi mirza
ig im fame
semy dont talk to me no more
I think that I remember you from somewhere...but I dunno from where
me?
Yes
Bro how to verify the rank level
Block me pls
u do

No I don't
i once argued with @pliant linden
@teal sentinel
Which guy
Who?
u do
@silk moth
Nah..no chance
I see
I'm felling betrayed
Spaghetti🇮🇹 🤌
It's a bot
ragebait wont work on me😪✌🏽
check your messages
Mirza are u legal age
i sent you a msg
Just Open a ticket and say u want your role
Thx
💔
Ok
I won't even try that
why?
Too chill for such things
u gonna say sum freaky stiff right
Nah
I thought we should find a real person
bla bla bla
I'm chill
not u
Enjoying a little vodka rn 😄
top frag guy
vodka na na na
am i LEGAL AGE😭
I don't like beer
i got legend guys :3 im so happy
how to get role
great
So i have to lure you with candy
I tried Beer one time in my life that Shit tasted like piss
I brought yesterday 8 different types of alcohol and I i trow 6 away 😞
😪💔
deutsches bier
Ja
dm @silk moth if the rank is master or above
Yeah, dunno how people can drink. Taht ..but not my problem rly
and create a ticket
thanks
Maybe that brand was just bad
@zenith furnace accept my request bruv
Mirza
@silk moth




