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this makes no sense
like i feel like i have to go back once every 3 years or so
I mean.. you can be f2p??
wallah it's not that hard
- if you gave up on the game then no need
yoo
crazy to think most people will be f2p
Yo bro
My standoff carrer is over bye guys
literally almost the whole val community is f2p
Id?
guess im like the top 1% real
bye
Id ?
👀
What happen
noobs
Yo guys when is the update of actually making 2v2 a 2v2 coming out?
It should be named 2v1
Get a duo dawg
That ain't happening
What if i wanna play alone
Bluds make it 2v1
plus
Even if we're winning 7-0 and we are 2 against 1
my teammate goes to the enemy team
Doesn't make sense
xD
anyone got like a good layout? Tryna learn game again
🦛
🍿
Both got banned
Oh damn!!!
Hiiiii

W chat
Ja sam pijan ko mladen
(I don’t understand a single thing)
(I can see that dont translate)
But this is english chat
Ok i
But there isn't a Serbian chat 😭
🦕
I want to say JEBEM TI MAMU
im standoffbian 
Siton 2
Jebem ti yappera
I mamu svoju
Nema ništa od kulture
Nista
Pa ja
Shhh ti
ne
Yappujemo
idc
Boli nega kurac
I just woke up
Otišla u 3 svete mame
And for some reason I start hallucinating
Daaaa
?
Jeli ga iko pito
wake up
silly it's English chat
Pita xD
What's bro talking about
this is English chat TBF, they should get a warn
I think I did
Suti
No serbian chat = We gonna be here
you got like other chats bro
anything but English chat💔
No serbian chat dawg😭
🦛
I cant speak that
speak serbian there bro
Nahhh
I don’t speak malay when I see another malaysian here. So why can’t you? 
see??
he ain't playing roblox
Does that mean that I play roblox?
what
Brate jebi njih
LMAOO
lmao bro
Are you sure about that?
Yh
These god damn mosquitoes 
kids usually say that
ohh am I?
At least I work not like u sitting on ur goofy ahh computer and being a discord kitten to get niteo
Nitro
Im not gold😭
Shush
Not that either
y
y
xD
lol

Lol
Well
he deleted his msg
Hiiiii
Hi baby
LMAOO
Sent to oblivion 🐓
Wait nvm wth
Bro stop
i lowk need someone to train me
Yea lol
u bronze?
Im elite
my best rank used to be phoenix, but my old acc got deleted
hm
Kekw😅
KD?
and i lost all my skills i didn't play this till from last year summer
hm
1.72
you working?
But then I'll train u
ohh
Bussines trip
Lmfao
ye almost got it right

yes but what is almost gonna contribute💔
Anyone tryna play
me

Rank?
Duhhh
hahahaha
😂😂😂


Bro got ban nawwww
👍 it's fine
lmao
wait
I sold my Stam
For 3 bul
Bil
Bought very good players
Left game
And now they're worth nothing
tbh my own teacher plays FIFA mobile
And everything so like
Not expensive
and I'm so mad
I could get 3 ronaldos if I waited with the 3 bil
😐
so I sold everyone and I will wait more
bros just gambling atp
I sold everything that's why I have 600m and I hope 🙏
zaire is op asf too
Cuz I wanna talk to ppl
I had endrick 109 on st
endrick is eh decent
His shot power insane
i had guirassy from champions league qf
that's why i said he's decent
it's only his shot power that carries him
Just talk respectively to the chat language 
wait yuuki
You mean like I shouldn't say slurs on English in this chat?
mines 105
gg
we can 1v1 sometime but my team is ahh bro
ye but i easily have one of the easiest skills
and son is perfect for it
son has insane pace
111 tadic best dribbler ing and I sold so I have raphinha 106
Nedved is good dribler
Insane good
and power shot
yh
anyone have ostriches ?
Speak according to the channel language 
Which server
Ah but... where can I speak Serbian then?
You don’t 
But I wanna
Same goes for me, but not everything will follow according to our wishes 
Yeah I know but the problem is you follow the rules I don't want to
I wanna talk to ppl have nice conversation
then one of us gonna have a problem
Netherlands?
Singapore
I only play comp with certain people
High ping suck for defensive play style 
Bye have fun:D
Its good trust
You dodge bullets the last second
Alr I can play your region
This biscuit is hard as rock
1v1?

You said you were ban???
What ban 
Ohhhh

Me when I finally hit gold
Lemme get this
Imagine the other guy is soooo madd rn
Sup
Yoo hes lucky as jesus
Lol
For 1g
Yeah lol
Yh
Yh
Yh
Yh
@proud onyx normally I organise what I want by requesting it for 1 gold
Yh?
and when I entered today I saw them
?
Idk what "Yh" means
Xd
yh?
Yh
yh
YH
Yh
Yh
Eym
Wym
☝️ 6
Not me
Sup
guys pls promo codes
nh
guys
What??
i need promo code
Hello what have I missed
Freakyvass
I hate hackers
cheaters*
Guys which knife is the best?
Can someone help me get my phone to 120hz for 120 fps i have iphone 15
M9 bayo
Do u even have 120hz?
Hi
hi
Looking for clan tag with 3 letters or numbers i can pay dm
Oil up
I really enjoy playing with the mantis one
The iphone's display is 60hz fyi
but I also love the karambit and the butterfly
M9 or karambit
Butterfly gets boring after some days
karambit gets boring faster
if you wanna stay in a low budget I can suggest you the dual daggers
do you like mantis?
I think that if you have 3/4 good knives you won't be bored
I got 2 good ones I'm good
Heyy guyss do you know the script that buys stuff by itself?
yes that button that "orders" your item at the selected price, right?
Yh
nh
do you want a video tha explains it?
@viscid nebula i can help you
Yes pleasss
ok on your DM in 5 minutes
Looking for a clan I’m champ and EU
Yoo sup
Hi
yo who wanna play comp
do you play on pc?
yh
nh
Yh
What do you do if you stop play the game and then join back and it turns out that you not good like you just to be
My match was actually very funny today
Take dih in the butt
Huh
Hmm
@vale sparrow those gloves alone are more expensive than the knife 😂
Yeah ik
I'll get retro wave cuz I have 5 knifes and only geometric is kinda boring
After it I'll go for a gray combo
I feel ya, but I actually do love rocking the geometric gloves
The purple really stands out
@halcyon ocean remember me
Dm
Hiiiiii
Previously I used a karambit nebula with the geometric gloves, was pretty good combo
I have a really good karambit nebula pattern with hella purple so it fits with the palm of the glove ITS HELLA CLEAN
YEYYEHYEYEY
Lmao
We both
Definitely
digital burst is so ahh

nah that's definitely the worst looking m9
I dont think the ak is too great either
neon rider wanna have ahh
my bad
I have another purple akr that I pair with my geometric, and they are the nano
when the dark shiver
They look very good actually
A lot of people have their own opinion
For example when I finish my purple combo I'll go for a gray one
Phoenix risen and gambit gloves
Then a few controversial knives
Like kukri silver antique
Kunai bone
Flip frozen
Tanto dojo and the butterfly gambit
A lot of people told me kukri is ahh so as the flip
I like em so I'll get em
That's it simple as that @still steeple
personally i dont really like the nano
there are better looking patterns than digital imo
Well I won't argue with you on this one
It's true
And for way cheaper also
I have mix feelings about akr genesis...
sigh bow
I feel like its good but also not good
yeah won't find any good patters for cheap tho
its aight
bro i got a message 4 of my matches yesterday were cancelled
but i didnt get the mmr
I got a vermillion but it aint allat
ST?
fits with my knives a tad bit
ye
the stickers are trash tho
the white looks good with impact gloves too
Templar 🔥
thanks
They look clean with m9 blue blood and claw
ye
I need to get claw as soon as possible before it gets even more expensive, my intrusive thoughts probably
Tbh there isn't a lot of cheap knifes that look clean with geometric
Some people gonna hate or the other way around
me but with blueblood
shouldve gotten it for 10k
Lol
I remember buying it for 7
You should have ye
Sold it for 11
!!!
That's a steal!
Damn
Wish I could time travel
its 13 now I think
Yeah but that was a few years ago I remember
This is true, the cheapest one that I paired it with was fang obsidian... And my personal favorite was with karambit nebula
nebula is cool
I tried other knifes but failed to like them
I sometimes ask myself why do I buy a expensive skin when it's very limited in combo
my goal for now would be to get the full 2 yrs red combo
But damn, that purple sold me
Awm one?
but I dont play anymore so it's a waste of money
all of them
Damn!!!
honestly I should've just gotten knives in cs2
pretty sure I spend over 200€ in this goofy ahh game
CS2 have a wider variety yeah
Same same
sucks
But I enjoy the game anyways
CS2 anticheat is never gonna be fixed like ever...
fr
might as well just remove it all cuz that shit aint doin nothin
honestly it's such a downgrade from csgo
gameplay wise
CS 1.6 my beloved
Ye
Like what was valve thinking when they released single player games of CS?
Not a single thing
Tsktsktsk
And then everyone just kept playing 1.6
And then they were shocked
yeah condition zero was a questionable decision
Yip
I enjoy the skins part of csgo/cs2 but it definitely ruined the game
they don't give af about nothing besides making money
fr
But it's not like their trying to hide it lol
Gosh I hate those
Sounds like mobile to me
Freaking ads man
Pay for this and that
Here is a beginner bundle enjoy
Stuff like that
it is what it is
Ye
Lemme say this now fr, I'm sooooo pissed with this game because it don't have anti-cheat fr, now I feel like I'm playing a dog shit game. Please SO2 fix fix fix this thing
Idk, but maybe I'm just lucky
I haven't encountered these rare species called "hackers"
Guys does anybody know when is the next bp coming? Like usually what's the time between the BP 2-3 months or?
What rank are you?
They usually are in Elite+ Games from what I've heard
I don't really play rank much... But I'm phoenix for competitive and gold 2 for allies if I remember and it's also my first time calibration due to this being my first ever season playing ranked
I mostly just play defuse
You'll literally just find me playing defuse all the time
I don't care much about rank status
Meow
Fair
Meow :3
I was about to say bark but I've just noticed ur rank- so yeah I'll shut my ahh up 😭
Nah say it
How I feel rn
Lol
Uhh idk maybe to invite me to a 1v1 then cook me?
I haven't play in 3 weeks but alr
Sure why not
Your muscles are now relaxed, it will be even more dangerous
From ranger I deranked to gold 3-4 ._. somehow first 10 matches were easy but after that I got cooked so bad
Oh boy.. he got a point
I wish
Whoever play now ?
5.30
Phoenix
Holy mac
5 fingers
Mine is just straight up 1
6 fingers feels way too uncomfortable
Which account you want me to play on
4 fingers on top
Ayyy
@swift oar we are doing 1v1 right ...
My sens are 2.15, 1.50, 0.20 acel and gyro sens are 1.4, 1.2 for scope
Damn this chat has never changed lol
-sigh- yes sir give me the id
Bro?
Which account
Whichever u want ig
My main is ahhh
Ahhh
But I will I have to get rid of someone my friend is max
I've had like 3 accounts and I made progress on this in a month that I couldn't do in 2-3 years on my last account 🙏
When is the next season coming btw?
Idk
gyro is so bad
Maybe next season
For you
It's hard but it helps u with recoil control
I only calibrate once after 10 matches to get results and never play extra to gain more mmr...
once u get used to the recoil its ez to control it
Give me the ID but you'll cook me like a corn on the cob
I've been playing since 2019-2020 and my ahh still doesn't understand it 🙏😭
And I use gyro for it but my hands are shaky af
Check dms
Np honestly you prolly play better than some OGs
@swift oar check dms
😭
I also never play tdm
I don't like to farm kills
I only play defuse like that's literally all I play
I guess I like to see other peoples perspective of how they play too

Sup angry kitty
👀
Or maybe a little
As you say
Cause work tomorrow sucks ahh
Oh
Lol
I only get to play 1 hour of game every day... Sucks to be me
I don't play anymore
Oh
But ... nothing to regret
Waste of time
NAh
Like imagine
I’m never playing 200 ping again
I'm used to it...
Maybe my 200 ping is smooth or something
Or it's my adaptability
But I will have fiber later this year or so
Hell nah
Yea it's pretty cool
That's trash I can tell
Wait.... I have a ss
Even with 300 ping you cooked my ahh bro what'd I say🙏😭
999 is like, ok when will I move
Why does the game freeze everytime on game found
I want to die
You gotta predict your opponents moment a round before
Maybe I can, I'll just do a quick map walk and time myself before match and hope for the best in next round
Do it

Lol
I remember that one bro that finished mario with a blind fold, turns out it was a fake
Hell nah
Spectators type of shee
It's just coins 
I give u some
How do you even give coins?
Why investing? When you can buy the gold
Coins are like the most valuable stuff in the game, cause it cannot be gifted
Not possible
Yes
10 gold equals 100 coins, probably some guy that thought it was funny
That's very silly to do
will the next bp have a knife box?

Hard choice
wdyt should i buy this bp or next?
I tell you what, hold on to the case until it's on sale for the marketplace, then you do a comparison between the price for the lowest glove there is to estimate whether you want to open the case or sell it
could grind it out to 47
or should i js wait for next?
lmao dont have that much money
will u be it?

lmao ukraine doesnt got shi mate
only thing is that every standoff 2 stuff is the cheapest for us
Man can't even sleep
nah, they aint bombing here thanks to God
but i cant do much w cheap stuff cuz i aint got money lol
I've heard of this thing called a application
wdym
3th 3rd 
nah not 100
No that bad, I've seen cave man bad
pass is here for like 42 days
multiply that by 600 exp
by daily
n by the weekly quests u get around 43
mate its 2
oh fr?
didnt know that
Naaah send proof
Who can help Me to starto the game
nah bro gimme golds fr
Bro
That's crazy
Poor fella, you see lads, this is why I never trust moving items to a different account
understandable
iamgine
lvl 81 is the most u can get man
on bp
crazy, why not js 90
wdym no
?
900x42+6000x6+1200x6
if bought the pass on the first day
and thats 81k exp
which is exactly 81 lvlv
but with the bp its 900 exp x43 or am i wrong?
So how much are we getting/day if bought the pass on the first day?
thats not right bro
Thats like the weekly quests only
u got dailies zoo
but somebody tell me, how much exp u can get/day if u got the bp
?
didnt ya say that u got 3 daily missions with bp?
51lvl by dailies?
Ohh
then u can get 90 thru the whole pass bro
94200
Do you have any suggestions to improve my aim?
play
Bro 😶
Fr
Or the dual uzi for long range
ikr but if u manage to hit headshots with it and win fights at long range then ur goated with everything after that
The spread is big tho
No?
it is
chat is there an option to multi sell skins
No there is not
İf you have same 100 skins yeah
Hello, one question if I recharged approximately 7 months ago, can I still get a refund?
Depends, do you use ur brain?
Bruh what is your problem
xD English chat
U 2
Who wants to ply competitive?
hello chat how are u can someone tell me if i can sell skins to my friend for example to my brother i want to gift or sell for golds can i sell it just to him?
weapons with pattern
Can u send me video in dm bro because idk how
Yo allies mode today gave me good times ngl
Hi, does anyone know how I can prevent the game from deleting a profile picture?
What
same icl
Yeah fr
I got from gold 4 to ranger
And finnished some missions
Pleassseee someone be good with mee i need the kumo m9 to fix my inv forevaaa
😭😭
When will season 9 come out?
when KFC is good.
Salut
Tulas
🦛
Sup boy
Can u use , next time
💔😭
💔💔💔
Read the first 3 words
No but
Read the first 3 words
Lmaooo
Baby
Guys i got a question
Cool ahh skins but no knife and gloves or cool ahh gloves and knifes but no inv
Great minds think alike

Woah woah
Wait u said sum about kkk too
I just love the white ingame bro fuhs wring with u 😂😂😂
Wrong*
No way
Wthelly
Yes
Bro i didnt understand you at all
So
Came back after 10 months to flex 7 year sticker btw🔥
🦛
I got a 10yrs skin which is called ak tiger
In what basis the account will cost
Good point
Sup
i was called cheater today bruh
xD
What rank are u?
1v1 or 5v5
Ofc comp
idk why mt 5v5 rank so low
The math ain't mathing
every single time im mvp
I dont understand the game
For u it's easy
xD
So u just unlocked the rank?
How many wins?
idk
Guys
i cant use my phone now cus my mum is near me
@hazy drum
It's OK bro
Fym u dont know
Origin investments doin nice I see
?
@knotty pivot
he won too much he forgot
Yea
Bro
xD
Buy it
I can't I have 0.70 gold
Akr tiger is low rn wdym
Ah
i already spen 300 gold from my friend
I wish I bought more tigers back then

I only got 1k left
1k Damm
Yes
Less cause tax 
I’ll hold em forever tbh
your choice
My entire account is up severely
Up
I could sell off a bunch of stuff and buy dream items but I’m to lazy
Shopee
Yessir glad to see another og
I got lucky, I was just bored back then and was buying a bunch of stuff at 0.05+ thinking if it hits 1g that’s a lot of gold 😂
Zhxrm what’s up my friend
working
He shouldn’t be silver then😭


Bronze 😔
Do you know if there is a Brazilian clan?
D10
Can someone donate 250 gold to complete the kit please?




