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mhm
Ig you can get banned for lobbying with a smurf, but not if you're smurfing alone 🦛
Farted 🥀💔
Yeah but I take it as also being involved in the act itself
Many games discourage smurfing
But it is abundant in all
Honestly the best way to prevent smurfing is improving match making
It sounds simple but
What can you REALLY do
Sybau' 💔
Real
Mor
Hello everyone
Hi
I reread and I believe you may be able to "supposedly" get banned for smurfing
They should give +200 MMR to smurfs to put them in their lobby
xD bro saw it already
Yo
Or if they perform well in low ranked lobby then put them in high ranked lobby, if they top frag and perform well then just put them in/above that rank

@lean root in ce esports erai ma tu
😂😂😂
Ești unranked in compe că acolo nu se face wintrade
xD
Da ,vrei sa te si cred
?
😂😂😂
Păi știu, dar nu ești fata
Nu te mai da fata vere
Eu nush de cum nu ai ban încă
Îți faci conturi sa te boostezi
La compe de ce nu joci?
😂😂
Dacă intru sa jucam 1v1 te arunc de pe hartă,si mai joci și pc
Da, te sun eu
Tine telefonu deschis
Hi
......English chat
Mb ,talking abt some corny ahh wintrader @lean root
The pervy smile
Da oricum
Ce esports jucai ma tu
😂😂😂😂😂
De dat cu mătura
Da , făceai cu ma ta prin casă scrims
💀
La băieți le ai zis ca jucai in esports
Și contu ala de 5 ore de tot te a dat de 10 ori la rând ce e?
😂😂😂
Vere îți iei ban înțelege
Nu ești bun
😭🙏
you stink
🦛
Anyone wana buy an acc plz dm
dont say that its illegal
Subject: Hacker Report – Standoff 2
Hello,
I would like to report a player who was using hacks in Standoff 2.
- Player’s Nickname: FALLEN ANGEL
- Cheat Used: ASTRAL
- Description: The player was livestreaming while using a hack called “ASTRAL.” The gameplay clearly showed unfair advantages such as wallhack, aimbot, and other cheating features.
This kind of behavior ruins the experience for other players and should be punished.
Please investigate this case and take appropriate action.
Thank you for your attention.
Sincerely,
IKEZADAAA
Otencheats in TIKTOK
Report whit the bot
Delete bro
I don't know how to do this
I have videos and he is live now

monkey pox
What's that 
Yo bro I’m really from
The streets
Grove street in san andreas
Na from Lilith mama crib

These conversations are the best always make me smile:D
We all been through a lot to reach at this point 
Does anyone know where I can top on on a lot of gold?
I don’t want to spent 30$ 5 times to get a kit.
Ok
That moment when my discipline teacher went to my house cuz I didn't do my homework since March 🐓 (I was 12)
hello
ayo bro im gonna abuse my perks watch me fuck'😛
You disgust me 🦛
Tf is mr beast doing on standoff 😭
Good night pals, I'm looking for a Clan. Pls if you are the co-leader or the leader pls let me know

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
But fr tho he looks like that one look-a-like guys
What?
xddddd
@gray patrol
@sonic fractal
@knotty pivot I saw you in a few tdm games
My name is same as here
You probably won't remember and i didn't either until i saw you here
And realised that you are same person
Hi
Yeah i don't remember
Guys
wsup
?
Hi
hyd
It ok here if you want 92189656 my id
When did we meet btw?
Maybe around 2 or 3 am
For my time
My bad
An hour or two ago
In a team deathmatch mode
Wait a sec
Alr
Yes
I know
V good
Freaky ahhhs
💀
Achless my glorious king
xD
I might just be diffrent in OTHERS PERSPECTIVES
Like
Every1 has a opinion on ppl just like I have my own
And I'll have a baised opinion on it
understandable
I just try not to hate


What y'all know about ambatukam
I didn't know anything now i know
.
xD
Hiiiiii
Eh why not Ellen?
I'm okay, I'm managing
Oohh nice

Hii
Hi
Me? Yes
Oh i cant rn, im studying
yeah? Well we should play together when your free
hi
yo
what a presser
Hi men
How u?
Good
Nice👍
its in s2an
@rich crow I ended up getting ranger
congrats
ty!
Alright then screw you
Broke ahh inventory
No nameless knives ahh
Hot girls
Bro onj can't even afford stattrack skins
Bro wishes he had expensive crafts like me
Talking bout 20k stickers on guns
But bro got the budget stickers
Budget inventory ahh

???
Its good bro
👀
Le fuq happened
Intrigued to see ur inv now😂
men
i play virsus chiter
i pley a lot match virsus chiter
i hav id
ok men
photograph chennel
ping pong
why you cheat

show men
Chat chat
I am not mr best 💔
xD
i also found that MF on my game
I hate fagueetsss
What the...
?
Who wanna play? message on priv
@exotic merlin Blud joined yesterday and picked the highest rank possible 🤣
I had to verify the rank so might as well
And it's not even the highest

Gen alpha?
xD
You sound sus
I have no words I'm speechless
Fam why is the weather so hot 
peek
I don't know
Maybe someone was playing in the settings
Bloody awfully hot weather forced me to take off my pants 
what you mean by that?
Where are you even?
Qq all
Damm
Hi bro
Hawaii
huey hekar
Hi guys I have a server where who gives gold for invites
Cap
Duh
U see im a og on this game
Been playing since old timez
And lemme tell you something
Bruh
I ran a clan too
Bruhh
Ok whatever i got 2 knifes and 3 pairs of gloves
And pretty much i wouldnt like to get scammed
I make gold from discord, i'm free to play, people are all broke omg, guys i'm so much the best around wahh 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Sit down lmao
Nobody cares this much about you being f2p and having stuff
Nah i dont think he made golds of of discord
"f2p" experience
I mean ive been fuqin around with these typa shih since the birth of so2
U know how much that is
Back that time when covid happened these kind of tricks used to be around
"Hey I have been timeout
Otherwise I would have best ur ahh in comments
I am the greatest yapper in this world"
(i did modify the "ahh" else i'd be timed-out like that other nub)
Free gold on invitation....
I played first in 2018 or around that so yeah
I do know most of the scam that exists
Fym
He dmed me that
Lol
Like he thinks he's something
Lmao
And he send a discord invite link after
Did he even showed them?
I knew some was off when he said show me your inv if you have the guts
MOF he didnt
LMAO
Wait
@ivory citrus show me ur inv
He can only in your dms
As he's timed out yk lmao
Bro got to?
bomberdino crocodile
Im not ready to play got much stuff to do
Can't play either atm
And i don't really do allies but ig i could later today or tomorrow idk, what's the rank?
Yo @compact blaze how can I get Elite role?
What rank?
Dm @silk moth
But rn it ain't available
Oh okay thanks
Ennemy rank too?
Oh, I'm elite, i need like 70 mmr to get legend
What is the ennemy rank
Yeah
Thank you
So you're about silver
I guess i got some alts for that
So once i'm available i'll tell you ig
I won 10/10 matches on allies xd
Elite
Like 2 or 3 matches away from the legend
Yes
I just got kicked from my clan
They thought i am cheater
Not always
Yeah
What kinda noob clan is that
Just do a smurf, play well and people call you cheater, it's just that you play with the limit

Idk
I think since i created my clan
Only 1 cheater went in
Standoff 2 Romania owner thought too and i think he banned me to play any scrims in europe 🥲
But i am not sure
Tsk tsk
Show ID
Well there are too many softers
True
I have high kd, accuracy and headshot percentage
Ngl ir does look like a cheater account but they can see in my gameplay i don't cheat
But my acc with high kd in all ranked with less than 15h is legit yet some people thought i'm cheating (but got normal acc and medium hs%)
Correction for you
Just send a video recording
Some cheater just knows how to hide it
It's not that tuff
I can send id
Wait a bit



I'll have to go pretty soon
254352328
That's why i play on a cheap phone (i just can't afford anything)
Lol
But nah, i played on an ipad today after so long
Oh damn, nice
And damn it's so easy to control everything
Fair
Effortless stuff
Why my game is so laggy 😔
If I'm free, sure why not
Last year it was working fine
Deal
My servers are hella laggy
Anyways, i gtg, cya
Yeah
stop texting me please
Zanoob
They got 11.5h
No gen stats, 3.48kd comp 18.5% acc 73%hs
Allies 5.75kd 20 acc 78% hs
duels 3.53kd 20% acc 62%hs
But yeah, cya people
😁
Eh could be a smurf
What do you play on
Phone
What clips?
I like watching pro players play
Im not pro lol
Eh ok but im not pro
It's fine
Just wanna see how you play
I'm not gonna try-hard a 1v1

241452163
I'd
Samsung's A36 and A56 are cheap and can run SO2 really well
A56 I know for sure can run SO2 maxxed out in 120 fps
A36 should as well, but not sure
Dammmm
bro did his research
My brother bought an A56
Ahhh interesting
So that's how you know that info?
The A36 should be <300€ and the A56 <400€
Yea
I also had an A34
It ran SO2 maxxed out at about 100fps
@rustic musk atleast you're not cheating
nice
I have A14
What happened?
Yea, that's part of the problem
Lemme send you the recording lol
Some people were accusing him for cheating so i played a 1v1 against him
To see if he was
Oh
Bruh files too big
Just cut it and upload
What do you mean?
A short clip is fine
It's a pretty weak phone
The files probably huge
Not saying it out of hate
It'd take too long
I imagine most people should be able to afford a 400€ phone
Or at least 300€
You can also get it for about 200€ if you look refurbished
What do you think about S20?
Old
Don't get it
The battery is dead on almost all of them
Too late bro
This year????
Not necessarily because the performance lacks
But because over the past 5 years batteries have gone a long way
Yooo
.
Yeah i know
Who
Just some guy getting kicked from his clan because he's apparently "cheating"
And now 5 year old batteries are pretty much done
Was he?
find out
Cpu and gpu more Efficient over the time
Wassgoood mr femboy
😭
Real
At least i can charge and play
XD
If you can, I'd keep the A14 for messaging and whatever
For average usage it's not bad
Should last you the day with some phone calls and chatting
Thanks for the advice bro
Ur welcome 
How much fps do you get anyways
Who wanna play with me? message on priv
On the A34 I got around 90 to 110, after a while going to 70 and 80, so I capped it at 60
But rn I have a Xiaomi 14T Pro. It runs SO2 at 120 fps... If you disable System Optimization. Which sucks. God I hate Xiaomi HyperOS
Imma send it back ngl
Cool
They put a 144hz screen on a phone that won't let you use any app beyond 60 fps cuz yes
xD
Big number ≠ good
...
Well, the screen itself isn't bad
a good reason
HyperOS is just sh!t. It is the worst OS I've ever used. And I've had a few phones. Heck, even the EMUI on a Huawei P Smart is better built. From 2019 btw
I have no idea what u mean I'll just take that as an review
It's Xiaomi's Android
Yeah
Do not buy a Xiaomi, especially if you've used Samsung before
Their OneUI is just so, so much better
Mhm... Okey...
hyperos isnt even bad
The only Samsung my family has is older than me and my brother combined and the phone I play on is a 5 year old Motorola one action with max 55fps💔
Not even 60
Absolute madness
Correction: do not buy Xiaomi if you've used a Samsung newer than 5 years before
Guys
Yo
Rate my invetory
On photos?
I rated
Any high ranked so2 player is a sweat to me
Why do you have so many fn fall skins?
It looks the best default
Trust
they will increase in price and i got them for 0.03 each
Alr
HOW
You gonna sell or open those
sell
In a year they're gonna be a crazy price
Probably
Gud
Great for you man
real
Zani if he was a girl
he's donk, speak no english
interpreter*
Idk man looks like Spanish to me
Done
No donk don't leave us💔💔💔
mb
I'm too tuff, they can't get me
What yall think of my desert eagle? In photos
Donk vs satire
It is. Feels like beta software. They force you an iOS ripoff drop-down panel that is cluttered with useless stuff. Apple does it better.
Symbols on the status bar overlap very often.
In dark mode, notifications can be hard to read, as they are white text on white background for some reason.
"System Optimization" is a joke. Has a 144hz screen that never gets used, it hardly ever shows even 120hz, most apps are hard-locked to 60, and the only way to override that is to either turn off System Optimization from Dev Options, or to delete all data from Battery and Performance, every time you want to use an app without the 60hz cap, although it usually goes to 90hz after 1 hour. This gets really annoying, really quickly, especially since disabling System Optimization deactivates some features like apps in small windows.
It heats up a lot and very fast. CPU peaked at 55°C once.
The battery charges super fast, but not as fast as I thought. I mean, my A34 takes around 1h 30 mins for a 0 to 100 charge with a 25W charger, and the Xiaomi takes 40 mins with a charger almost 5 times more powerful. It's not exactly what I expected, and imo it's not really worth it.
The Settings menus are unintuitive. For example, the screen timeout is called sleep (understandable, it's quite similar to PC's sleep timer), but where is it? Is it in Display & Brightness? No. Does it even show it in "Are you looking for something else?" Also no. Where is it actually? In Lock Screen, of all places.
Oh, there is a "Lock" button that you can place on your Control Panel. Why? What's the point of that? There is also a "Mute" button, and a "Vibrations" button. ???
There is nothing to adjust the gesture sensitivity or accidental touches, for those that use a case. Thankfully, the case it comes with is pretty slim, but if you have a bulkier case you might want to stick to buttons.
Themes and custom Ringtones/Notifications are the most unintuitive thing I've ever seen.
Take it to a publisher dude
Yo what the heck is happening here?
Woah woah calm down partner

Xiaomi. Listening. I'd wish.
Donk don't get me wrong but your opinion doesn't mean much on the internet especially on discord
Opression in 2025
Where did you get that from
Best name in existence
Look
Is he muted
Damn
@wanton zenith
I wanted to rage bait him more
Kicked
Skill issue
Fr
ragebait bait
Rage bait is very fun when it's not some type of prejudice
Zani have you ever noticed what your frame looks like
you're white (ragebait)
Swimmer💔
I told Zani to make a Hatsune Miku mac-10...
🤣
what frame
Pfp frame dummy
what about it
No
it's a cute little ghost

satya was filled to the brim 24/7
Swimmers💔
Cell?
Perfect cell?
I'd spam you with realistic perfect cell but mods won't let me
Delusions so high, zani could finally reach 5 feet after standing on em
What💔
he wish
Bro's power has been cut in half
A knight without his sword
A soldier without soul
Zani.
I'm so lost
im not
I never thought I'd read ts in a SO2 server
Swear on My soul
That's what a femboy would say
satya is down bad for a femboy
Zani are you dead ahh a femboy
Zani as he writes my name in his love note

he has stage 4 cancer and doctor told him he has 3 months left to live, that's why he's doing his all for a feminine boys to fulfil his life
L
We met, We talked and my charm was too much for him. For his soul was longing for me
He had his sight set on me from day 1
WE ARE NOT
And not being able to achieve what he craves makes him go crazy in delusions

Real
Yet?
never
He's just too egoistic to admit his likings for me
AIK how are you Serbian swiss and french
Ultra European femboy
I just get this from my parents 
I should too fr
Hold on a sec
No way
wouldn't be if polish not in it
I'm a little lost is this guy actually a boy kisser femboy
satya is
Soon
Fym soon
Just lemme wait till i meet him
your kid?
I can't make one 💀
worst decision
Those Serb genes gotta be holding you back tho
What we talking about gng
Imagine downgrading
boy pussy' is not real?
They got like top 5 highest test in Europe
Femboys
Idk how it works
But if i can get also the polish nationality by being with a polish, i might get it 
I'm not joking
It's the yk
Back thing
Damnn
what thing, i'm a visual learner
😭
Neither iam
Why am I even so into this femboy convo I'm Christian
@unkempt mica i told ya
Hum
🥀
Zani a perv
Dude come on
ggs
wow ok
That's why we have Google and chrome
Incognito 🥸
He's into edating
I don't go incognito to assert dominance
Typical discord user
Real
Well well well
My tabs are wild
Who would've guessed
Just use VR man it's way better that way
Can we stop talking about gooning guys
for what
What's your favorite dinosaur
JM on vr would go crazy
Goonasaurus
that green big guy (not shrek)
Fr
Face the wall and bend over
I deny
What
This must be some elite gooning knowledge I'm not aware of
Google it
No thanks
Narcissism
Yo WE all goon to our sweet 5'7 Argentinian prince Lionel Andres Messi
I'll remember
One day you're getting it
Y'all scizo
Guys what's your fav football player
Me
Fine i'm getting it
Why's bro interested in watching guys play with balls
Real
Free will

(and foot too)
Pionel Semmi vs Cristi Penaldiddy
I'll order y'all
Does anyone use poco x6 pro ,x7 pro , ?
🥀
Why
Has anyone able to get gloves two times in the gold pass? 🧤
Well i am looking for opinion
The one who wrote the epics of Gilgamesh trembles when he sees me type out this peak literature
It’s impossible to reach 90 unless you’re unemployed and a sweat. I am just now reaching 45
Real
intelligible message, might get reported
Unless you pay, it's impossible
How do you pay if they have no option to buy levels
What i said was obstructed, for it could get me banned.
My lawyer advised against it.
Oh
My bad
I misunderstood it
It's okay homie
Standoff2 store
There's an option
👀
I don’t see it
What’s it called
I just see boxes
Do I have to get the pass first?
I’m waiting to reach 35 to get the pass
I don’t think I’ll reach 45
In time
@elfin skiff
Battle pass level?
Or just overall level?
My overall level is 102
Not much
Ah
That's pretty good
If you make it close to the end of this month yeah
It's a daily thing yeah?
Aight thanks
Can you guys guess what knife I got with geometrics?
Any knife that comes up in mind?
.
No clue, sorry
noobs
Alright it's definitely purple but have a black fade and ends with purple at the tip
sting
Mantis Eclipse
Idk
It's curved
goood tell me what yall did😈
Also not a mantis
So it's one of the karambits
😝
Idk them gg
It's like a karambit but my personal taste got lost with the animations, so basically a karambit with better animations imo
Jk one?
Nope
Aha, so a Fang
Yes
I still don't know them lmaooo
Obsidian?

Yes yes
Lol
fang sucks
One of the best knife
Ranks are really messed up lmao
You can't get tired of it
Yay!
Easily
it helps you with your adhd
Campers...
The sounds are the best
Too many of those
It's clean wdym
I only do allies on my alt for lvl20 then i go comp obv
Fr
Got it for 1300
Not sure how it looks with geometric tho
I've seen it as low as 1100 before
I had that one with rose gloves
Me too!

Royal rose?
Combo is goated
Ye
Ye
Had it before
Lol
Karambit nebula is cool, but I had it for like a week
I had xray with nebula
Fair fair
Then sold it...
Xray is so underrated
I'm more fan of full gloves
I would have bought the haunted gloves then decided not to
Me too
But sometimes I like the cut look
They should add shoe skins next 
True
Fr
Make standoff 2 look like a dress up game lmao
who playes pc in so2
Bots
So none of the respectable people talking here atm
Ngl, we all did try pc by now...
Neh, y'all say that but to me full gloves feel too boring to look at. They also have a non shiny texture so high graphics don't make them feel that great (depends on the skin)
I didn't
Only reason i have an emu with it is for screenshare my inv lmao
I like high shaders but sometimes it looks better with low shaders







