#💬│english-chat
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I know this
I had a girl trying to seduce me before 💔
...
hahha
What...?
Yeah
Ahhh hell nah
pedo' bait
Fr
xD
I've seen some insane shit happen since I've been here
🌫️
how many times
smokes it
I saw many things in videos
Veteran be like
u should
Discord doesn't do shit to fix these
u remember the sleepover with 5 guys but not the insane stuff happening
I wouldn't be on this app if it wasn't a hub for gamers
I see that
VERY CLEARLY
How do you even know that 😭
lol
I was chatting that time too 💔
I shouldn't understand this right?
Well what happens in discord is something I don't even want to remember
Welcome mommy
Ayo
it's just Satya with a cuddle buddy that's it
Alright bro, I was 14
xD ok
🥀
Hey understandable
15 years ago
He wants you gang
...
U cant get awey from me mommy
You were 70
real
um i well say the
usp “ghost”
and
“m4a1 “sour”
Just rush dont need a flash if your aim is good
🦛
Yes my aim is good but for some reason my aim is ahh in comp
+doesn't hurt to use a flash
U need to play comp a lot dont play defuse game just train yourself in comp
Ye ig but I don't have a lot of free time nowadays
Delete the game
Whatever 🦆 it we ball
Whats with standoff 2 and bugs
I mean good game but not as entertaining as it used to be
A ct became immortal n froze with low ping btw
The bomb exploded but it kept ticking
2 minutes passed and no round ended
Game is trash but ı have 1k hours in game idk why
"Selling AK-47 Evolution with 4 Mega Kill stickers. Great condition, looks very cool!
No one cares
"🔥 Selling my AK-47 Evolution with 4 Mega Kill stickers! This skin stands out and looks awesome. DM me if interested
No one cares
U kinda do since u reply to his msg
@lucid mountain post it on photo too so u can attract a buyer
but still replied two times
Yeah still ı dont care
@sick cave bro just gaslighting you
Someone here cares... If it's stattrack I'll buy
No u are not cares
My device can handle 120fps but in fight it's decreases
I've never heard of mega kill stickers... Don't you mean entry kill?
SoC means
Processor?
Hoşgeldin kedicik
Yes
Qualcomm® Snapdragon 778G+
Processor and integrated graphics play a major role
Can you low my firee too kitty
play in front of your freezer
Hıhımm djhdkdbdkdb
Uh.
You can get one of those cooler attachments
☃️
What I don't get is why did they place the cooling like in the middle of the phone?
Good morning
You need to buy a freezer room
Does anyone buy akr skin with halloween stickers
Better shift to antartica
Lol
Playing with penguins
Most phones...
The battery placement is in middle
And the cooler is more to the middle
No, I meant attachments
i think he meant external fan
I was talking about the attachment coolers
The RGB ones
you need a 12 inch cooling fan bro
hello somone play allies i have champion
In phone?
hello somone play allies i have champion
You know what, just never use a phone, just get a pc at this point
How to change role?
They are pretty good yeah
H
hello somone play allies?
But I still prefer regular coolers
Yes, some of them have 2 fans or even 3
With 6 pipes
Ye
U guys play in pc?
im playing pc
I like the first one the most
Yip
Thanks I will check.. I mean my fps is shuttering in fight and smoke molly when too many people near it's drops directly to 110 ,115 and gets normal to 120 fps after i dead
@stray violet you don't have to flex on me like that 😔🥀
U real butter
Too late, already did
I'm not

You should get that new glove from the beholder collection. I think it'll fit with your nameless daggers @stray violet
I think it's called ritual or something
@sick cave uhh I started watching ur vedios since corona virus
I'll take a look later, I'm at w*rk rn
I'm gonna sell all my gloves to probably buy tessera gloves when they drop in the marketplace
Sure
That's the worst glove 💔
Damn...
Bilgili birine benziyor
hi
Hi
How to sell account
You don't
Invested a lot need money
there are some servers that are made for that
send me link
Search in google itemsatış
Indian
but i dont know any
Sad
Hi guys
bingo
🦛
I love pretending to be a minor

Until I caught bloke cold handed 🦕
Wassup
I love you too
xD
omg this hack 251370558 is actually He has been playing with the hack for a month and has not been banned yet. #standoff_go_ban_him
Jdkdbdhdkndkn seni öyle görüyorum şuan
How would we know?
#standoff_go_ban_him 😭 💔
What are you expecting us to do? Shoot his ahh?
🦛
I NEED MY MMR BACK
Report in game or on their site
BRUH -45
Dumbahh
Crying here is pointless
Just go report him, wait, and that's all
Smh
Not hard to do
gimme link
You need video evidence of the cheater 
I mean
Doing 49-0 in a comp
They won’t ban the player no matter what
Yeah, but sometimes they could ban even without video proof fr
i try
They will spin it with “well the player could’ve staged it” 🦕
Hi
No point arguing here, it should be them listening to this
Pack god humble him
Nice unboxing Zhxrm
True
Could have been allot worse lol
Hii
1100 for a case is crazy
It was 100g 

My weekly gambling session 🦒
Cheap furious case
any minors

i am sale gold 12k gold 65$

Legs feel funny after shaving them 
Especially on stretchy track pants 

Track pants and shaved leg hair feels like there is too much empty space
If shaved very smooth
But wearing thigh highs and shaved legs feels the best
Ok...
XD
😭
Lol 
Swearing?
nah
it not allowed here as well
bruh
this L server
:....
The what are you doing
first time i think i sia dthe hard r
i called myslef
and got muted
second time
Look
nicer
:/
I have the key to solve that
Yeah
race car backwards is race car
but how am i geting muted when they tslking about touching each other

Look
Just use
'
-> ' that
fuck'
Yea
Thx
FUCK'
tell
see
they rascit to human
did they ban that
i thought biker guy was cool wha is this
loll
🐎
Xddddd
2 legged horse racing
@broken pebble

ahahaha
Bro if you don't wanna use ' then just not use yknow
need better explaining i have -0 iq
Get it?
Thank you👍

:>
i am sale gold
So how are you guys?
ff
Fine how bout u
I would like to know the price rate of the new butterfly. How much does everyone lose in spins?
ff
Yes
I'm sitting and listening to music xD
Noice
Hobbys?
good you?
I'm good too
nice
You like music?
tyyep
Yes???
check dmns and other channel ping
yep]
what really
i woudl have never have geussed
xD
I have no hobbies
:0 why
I mean i had but now no.
why :/
Hi and uhh..
What ur hobbies btw
🦛
i do bmx ,rollerblading,skating, running club lots of things :/
Who played ink game
Nice man keep it up
Any
We can play when it's around 200. I can manage that
ew i hate thinging aout the furter
Peak grammar
I think its a misspelling lol
Oh okay
i have dylexcier and english not first lagguege
I see, gl
The future is more important than the present for me
Uhuh
?
:/
Nah nothing dw
Thanks
You're about which rank tho?
Im unlike those who say "Dontt think about tomorrow think about the present" lol
I'm pretty much all ranks lol, ranger on one account, gold on the other, master, elite
Fair
://///
Gold are just new bronze
I got gold phoenix ranger champ in comp, not higher yet tho
dam pro
I see
alex pro
Rangers aren't that good either, i carried a match 28 kills and lost
n u uh
Ct on sakura is so bad
Damn.
da, yall pro fr
Damn
It's fine if our team is not skilled, but not listening to comms is diabolical
I say go B they go A

averge game of comp fr
I hate that kind of players who bait his teammates and camp base just to die by stupid way
That happens way too often
Nice
Got an ennemy that kills with delay
Like i peek, go back behind a wall, 2 second after i die
I hate that nerfed ump 
Ump used to be on par with rifles
they jsut built different
This game's servers are a joke
They do it everytime
With 40 ping
They got less ping then me
@slim ginkgo 4-6 kills on the 19th round bro 😭
Fr
How do you do that
Lmao
Tough life
Maybe if standoff 2 want to collaborate with me, I'll make a server
I used to mostly get shit on with 250-300 ping on nether before
And expand
nah at this point they trying to rage bait player with the ping and teammateas
Lol we need more stable servers
Yip
Yes
These my alts so idrc about my rank
But losing is still so frustrating
I can't blame my teammates cuz the matchmaking is just shit
Won
Yay
We were winning 9-0 on dune as CT but after we switched team, they started making comeback 
Good job homie
I got master on duel
From 9-0 to 10-6
+32 so 1682 mmr, but i'll go on my main at 1628 or smth
Just rush a site vigorously on tr
At least u won
Thank you
Lmao, but still you won
Once i was in the same situation but they won.
I see
Had to crap my pants 
241452163 this is my id
I also make comebacks then on defuse they are like 7-0 and then we turn it around and win lmao
Okay, again then, thank you 
loll
Can i chop my head off?
Please do
Ok
pass your so2 account before you do it am sell it in ebay or somtign
I just troll in defuse
Same
I got called a cheater last day
I only have master on duel right now
😭
Added
ill sell it for 1 gold its fine
gold is gold
I got called out for having too high ping...
They called me unemployed bro, on a Sunday
😭
Nice smurf 
Bruh 😭
if u won all 10 u woulda had elite
Aren't u
Lmao, just tell them you have gamer seat
On Sundays ye
Lol
Gamer chair makes aiming better
Xd
The Legend
That's a crazy thing to do lol
☝️
Ahahahaahhaa
I had the same banner🤣
I remember my friend used to say the tips you get on loading screens of a game while they killed their enemy the rage bait was insane
market
Skill isssuee
scroll
if you scroll enough you will get to the limit, then on another device sell the skin for how many amount, and it wil appear at the very end
lend me your account ill help you)
Trust
100%
It works
Damn
I have self confidence in this game now ngl, I beat a lvl 230 as a lvl 43, im new to the game
and he was alies rank
or wtv tbats called
why does it say i added u
I ain't added u gng
Probably by mistake or you are daydreaming
Sorry I'm driving so typing is limited
Hilux gd6 new model
Probably lol
anyone wanna buy sum gold from me? (i need money for monster badly🥀)
🦛
anyone?
P350 neon looks cool especially the aggressive red glow
i need dat muney
coz if its the same price as the normal gold price then its useless
oh
PayPal
Obviously
He wants to buy gold probably with real money
500 gold bundle is what he's gonna need
How to improve tracking I wanna be able to hit more one taps
Or maybe by chance he can actually get it for cheap of ot doesn't get sold of to someone else
And just get better on pistol rounds in general
Enable gyroscope
Haha
What if TDM enemy shoot me
I already know my sens
Like is there a routine u can use to get better at tracking
If you want to do more one taps aim for headshots
With the m40 sniper I aim a little bit below the head to get a one tap sometimes
But headshots are the best focus
Ez
And shi
Just tap
Yeah no shi sherlock
I tried usp one taps... It didn't go well for me
It's def possible
With good tracking
Ye
So like that's what I am asking how to train tracking shi
Wazzup

Tracking
is there a level limit in standoff
Ig I will just track bot heads in Training ground cuz no one help :((
bro I have the best tracking but my headshots are horribleee
I have 12% headsbot rate
and I beat a lvl 200
with alies and phoniex rank
im like the best lvl 40
honestly
I have had way over 50 percent headshot rate at level 40 to 60
bro, is there anyone who can buy me prime or send me to paypal to buy prime in cs2 I need it urgently and my people won't give me money to buy it myself
Such a waste
Faceit is better than prime tbh
Nah, it's just my potato laptop is clearly not enough good to have a fairly normal experience
Learn to play normally first
@compact blaze idi u picku materinu
I'll download CS2 when I have wifi again
🥀🥀🥀
Bro got scammed
Moving to Linux was a bad move tbh
Uhh btw is there any way to get 25 golds for free from you guys?
Like for pistol rounds mainly I'm asking for
I'm shi on pistol
Like in what way?
bro acted all nice and then just scammed for 500g
i was tryna sell the gold
Getting promised to get 500 gold or getting your 500 gold taken
he wanted to do i give first all 2k then he money
at least i negotiated to split
lost less
still
but like
imagine what your morale has to be
to scam 500g in 2025
thats like 3 euros
🥀🥀🥀
Both are high risk takes
If one decides to drop it it's a loss
average discord kiddos scamming
And also trust on both sides are a must
by the way hop into dms for a sec
Do live stream screenshare calls before doing this
@wraith thorn check dm ples
Umm guys?
Hi @everyone
whats going on
Idk
Yes?
Dick'
@knotty pivot Nigetron
...
Helloo
@compact blaze clutched up with uzi, told ya it was goated
Yeah
Problem is with nearly 200ping
Also I wanna beat the living shit out of these randoms
I really can't play
They tp, kill behind wall
It's the same as i have normally at 500-600 ping
So idk if it's the server
None of my friends can play on singa
I've never do so bad
Kinda pissed cuz of randoms, wby
I'm good ig
im tired bru
Happens homie, I gotchu dw
but i get it randoms pmo too
I'm glad you carried me lmao
Was the day rough
Lol i did say i will
And yeah, i always got low ping
True true
no im just tired idk
I was obv better on netherland compared to singa 😭
it wasnt even that hard its just long
My teammates should have 1000 if not then they quit mid game
Those days huh, well stay hydrated stay healthy
It'll be fine
i drank 1l❤️🩹✌🏽
Mid game? We started the match and one dude left
Same but 3
True
Rip
They be in lower rank maybe
Lost teammates and my mind w em
Tell me it's like afternoon
So it is more normal compared to high ranks
it isss
(i haven't even drank more than a glass today)
wow
Phew got me concerned for a sec
(it's 4:41pm)
how t f do u even do that
Idk 😭
i need some teammates pls
Homie go drink wth 😭
Yeah
u di€ without it
Good boy
so go drink
life
Lmfao
no
oh
WHAT
already ?
bro u MIGHT like water
I drink 5l a day
but just a theory
real
How do i be water 
NO. NOT REAL.

Drink water, atleast 3l guys

😭 ✋
But i'm not enough thirsty for that
atleast i do what i like😡
Fellas roaming around like zombies
and dont force myself to drink watuh
Wa'er*
Atp you must have conditioned your body to the extreme bro
Idek
I'm also not the biggest around
WATUH
I AM 😭 (drinking water)
WOW
I'm definitely the biggest
In one or another
Ahwhaha
so u just betray me like that😔💔
Funny, cry now
no
Ok don't you'll be more dehydrated
Maybe there's one category i can be bigger but not telling
im hungry
wow
proof
chat theres a hacker in my match what do i do
report
Not risking a ban 😭
record and report
maybe👀
He's a minor!!
guess who is too
He's not a minor
But i'm not 💀

so i can have gold
I saved you homie
so i can have knife
reported but i cant record
oh
he will get banned
okay ig ill get the flip with it😪
🤛
yet
no
There we go
too late
True homie
Lol
break it off?
Tsk tsk
🥹
this server fr trying to rage bait me muted again
yea
Never happening
Say the n word
get ragebaited boiiii😂✌🏽✌🏽
3 mutes in 1 day crazy
thats nothing
i feel like am get banned
Hello
Ong 🗣️
WAZAAA
ye abut have to wait 1 hour to text
same
hellulu
Nah, i'd say you got me indeed, not the others
Hi nab
i 100% am get banned if i say the n worrr
Hi
elo
no
nice
Nice
If you say so homie 🤝

i give you n word pas how about you say it to test tit out
nu uh
say n word and get 10g
🤝
Everyone will respect you
nu uh
i love my horse
10g
no no no
Do it
I know 
why dont you do it
both satya and mirza are telling u to do it u'll be good
The only thing you'll be riding is m-
nu uh
count me as the 3rd one
me no ablo english i cant hear them
...

Give me 1000$
my horse
say it and i wi ll
Bet
100% not a scamm
My horse indeed
what if I have 999$
am very trustble
say what?
ill add the 1$
n word
Good for one chicken nugget
yep
Delusional
s for stupid😋

Lol
How nice of you to name yourself
yea

so were both stupid?
Only you
im okay w that
apparantly.
loll
My homies real
S for
Lol i was on 5% charge after the last game
Fair fair
I can't rn, gotta charge this shitbox
stupid as i said🥀
👀
ahahahhah
Not my homie 🙂↔️
no
Alpha
Yes
I know i know, just saying homie
broke u don't have 999$
Sigma move
no
Understood homie
I do not use those words that are bs for me
flexing 999 loll
Brb in 5m homie
Good
Suck it and I'll show you 🥰🫶
Cause it's bad lol
wow
...
I'll go charge then

Peace dumb fellas
Can anyone teach me some tricks and such?
bye bye
never come back
there this really c ool place called youtube i thinky ou can learn samone tricks there :D.
loll
I'm having a stroke
it jk ://
:///
Is there a way I can change my rank I’ve just ranked up?
brokie ✌️
look #📸│photos
Click on the server and u will see channels and roles
Thanks guys appreciate it🙏🏻
For your pleasure i'll come back
this server is just comdie lool
pleasure?
Yeah yeah, ik you hate it when i'm here 
nice gold 4
nahh not rlly
don’t care
dam sigma guy over here
👽👽
sigma in big 25🥀
Ig it changed since, so yeah, won't try to bother more, enjoy your day ig
:D.
you too
anywayss
im not very active
i only check out the servers occasionally
when im free
like rn
:/
Lol
:>
How many of you use emulators?😂
It tried it but a laptop that rune Minecraft on 5 fps can't handle it


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