#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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I can talk now my head feels better
And I was phoenix I played for fun on s8 you blind or sm?
heโs 160 chat ๐ I bet
Ok
yes
Pain killers didnโt work
I got that headache when I got outside with a friend before I come back home
Btw guys
Calm down with theese requests
Same(irl)

Dude's beefing again
They do care bud
Being tall is attractive
That's a simple fact
To not think tall is attractive is weird
It's just that some guys can compensate for their lack of height
It matters but isn't the ONLY thing that matters
just talk about stuff that's relevant (and the ones you know)
Xd
That's true
Well she doesn't like riding 
motion sickness fella 
Ask her about dinosaurs
What's her favourite
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Nub
Am very nab
Cooked
Ok
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How's going
she wouldn't be able to spell the name out
only "the one with 2 horns"
Yes
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๐งโโ๏ธ
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Don't talk to dumb girls
Talk to educated ones
Bro hasn't had enough being ignored in my dms
there's a difference between dumb and uneducated 
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The educated ones have high standard 
Minimum requirement: PhD in doctor
A thin difference
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Fake it till you make it
Forza Horizon 2 ahh song
what i mean is that if you don't know about something that doesn't mean you're dumb
(knowledge not unlocked)
it's how you use the knowledge
A very intelligent man once said...one drunk man Is more intelligent than 3 women with PhD
To not know a single dinosaur is pretty dumb if you ask me
Even kids know more
Mfw he accidentally proposed a teleport machine while he was drunk:

it depends on interest
Who is more intelligent, the intelligent man or drunk man
He probably did that
Nah nope, AIN'T NO WAY. You can't name a singular dinosaur
reason it being drunk because the drunk one has seen it all
Both...
He has roamed the streets of every corner in this world
They are experts in almost everything
๐ฆ A bird where no nation wants it
Just ask a drunk man something... he's gonna tell you how quantum physics works
What do you call this bird in your language? 
Turkey
We call it "Ayam Belanda" (Dutch Chicken)
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Long name

Hello
Hello
Im doing fine, hbuu
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Be honest everyone... What are your opinion about the karambit animations?
Just karambit
it's unique alright
For me it feels a bit awkward
Nice
i like it
Are revenge boxes and cases going to be gone?
They can add a bit more animations to the Karambit is what I'm thinking rn
who wanna gamble in standoff 2
Not entirely sure myself
we literally have mantis
Yes
or just use fang
I think they will remove them, no reason for the offer
I used fang, karambit, mantis,sting,bayonet and JK
I was thinking of getting a butterfly knife also
Mi a look fi di best sensitivity mi aim nuh feel right yet. Wah yuh man dem a use? someting quick but still accurate help mi out nuh
Set sensitivity to 9
it's not gonna worth much
Having a such bad english on purpose is insane
It's his sensitivity, give him some time
Finger sensitivity
Nuh uh, that's jamaican style ๐
Mi bad English still mek sense yuh good English still chat foolishness
cases felt bland starting from sharp case
0/10 ragebait btw
Just go back to a proper english like in your bio
The rival collection is solid
anything empire collection and before is a bop
Try 2.20 my youth ๐ฆ
Mi rate yuh insult same way mi rate yuh vibes zero star big man try again
Caveman behavior
cafeman โ
Lmao I noticed my mistake
he's a barista alright
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Cafeman sounds low-key awesome
Kinda yeah
Hi
di mouth loud but mi know yuh cya handle mi inna 1v1 step up if yuh bad mi ready fi di smoke
Hi...
bro hit a joint and first thing he does is come here
Yip
ChatGPT ahh translation
Come see that so called Sarah and don't annoy anyone further here
He's dead G

Good 
Ye
Nvm he typed
He needs to think how to type now
French flag and femboy inna bio but yuh chatting mad brudda focus pon baguette an blush ๐๐
See, you can type
Seems like it
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Big man mi busy yuh not important enough fi get mi time ๐ฅ
That took you 30 seconds to type
Damn...I don't like sweet potatoes
"Hey ChatGPT, can you turn my sentence into Jamaican style?" ahh sentence
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Hi semy
Lmao
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You just made me curious
Hey dude wassup
Why u say lmao
Nothing
ChatGPT pretty much can imitate all kinds of style 
Chatgpt moment
yeah it tek 30 seconds yuh lucky mi even spare dat much time pon yuh
How Jamaica style is?
Thank you brother
Like that above
Damn... bored?
Dude...u not helping 
Bomboooooccclaaaaaat
My congratulations
Not hard to focus on more than 1 thing, unless it's too hard for you
Oooooo
Nah..u don't deserve those
Your bike
If you don't tell me
But whatever, i'll be away to play on my pc, cya
I told you all I know 

Okok...

I'm watching you
Jack shi 

500 gold or a bucket of chicken nuggets, choice is yours
Fr the best
What u plan to do with 500G?
Tbh, how many nuggets
Idk, gamble it away IG
1kg
But ..I'm gonna take both
@devout bobcat
I said how many, not how heavy
Not bad
Oke oke, 30 chicken nuggets
30

Ah
Better investment
Were they cooked inside air fryer or deep fried? ๐ฆ
Deep fried all way
They like their oil
They are totally safe
Hi
Hello

I have milk for you
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Very high in protein
I see
U do?
Yea
I can make the best coffee with that
Milk!?? ๐ค๐ค
Yes
Bet
Ok
Very expensive milk indeed

Made with care
Anyways, I've gtg, have stuff to do
Nab
Finally got 1,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars ๐ต๐ค

Xd
Damn
pls ban all random ruskies
No
cuz they just f**ed up things for me
i was boutta complete a BP mission BUT NO one mf had to switch sides, and the other two are just degrades
like why are ruskies like that
50% money spenders
50% noobs
the f u mean nah
whatโs that
Yo
Lmao
Hi
hi
Guys, can anyone tell me what does GG Standoff website do?
so yes thanks for proving silveriss point its a gambling website
its not gambling
Hi
it is
It is an addiction.
no?
yes
you can stop whenever you want
U need to stop
listen to the voices leo๐
@stoic crown youre literally losing money
even in this state the market is still high
Just one more case.
just losing money for the love of the game
no not one more, a thousand
he js sold a glove to buy a full inventory aint that deep bro bro
I don't. Literally make slight profit by lowballing it in purchase req. Total of these 2 glove is 3300
Wait that's actually 100g loss nvm
he traded a pair of gloves for 2 mid ones
selling for high but also buying for high
makes no sense
literally couldve saved 100g and buy a case then open it
those aint bad
see why not save 100g u just proved cases are an addiction
in what situation will his phoenix risen gloves fits any of his knifes
I don't trust my luck anymore. I spent 3k gold not even a arcane gun I got ๐ฅ๐
you spent too little
cpudlve spent a thousand more
quitter
hes 99% of gambler
Naw phoenix can be paired with all knife actually. I imagine phoenix glove as a "neutral" colored glove
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The new spin is lowkey rigged
Wait gambit is out?
literally every default gloves
so not only youre losing money
you also wastes it
I'm test playing
you couldve use allat golds to buy cases and win better gloves
bro is NOT getting any gloves from cases
see this why he doesnt think cases is a gambling problem
his ahh himself is one of them๐ญโ๐ฟ
its literally written on the info tab
you have chances to get gloves
idk how many percent but a chance is a chance
dont buy cases yall just buy them from the marketplace
bp skins exist
collections as well
not gonna mention dumb ppl that actually spends their money on cases
yeah they keeping market alive
spend 100$ on cases to sell a glove for 1300 gold
while with 100$ you can buy 6 gloves for 1300
or you could buy $100 worth of cases and get 10 or even 11 gloves
you are not thinking outside the box
this guy fr thinks he gonna get 10 gloves from cases with 9k gold
do you get 10 gloves from cases with 9k golds

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what
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Sadly its the reality
How'd you know? 
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Yeah im a horrible person
im sorry you had to found out this way
I alr founded it out when i was a kid
i mean semy

Wha ?skdjdjdzi
skibidi
Sigma
#๐ธโphotos rate new knife
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I know someone who likes strawberry
monkey pox
Wha
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@sonic fractal
What do you want again
On dms
?
He was the child of my mother's old high school classmate
huh?
anyone down for compe?
lol
the gloves does not match bro
ay

I canโt hold the cringeness
Don't hold it!!!
Hmm
keep holding
Baby sitting my nephew and people kept asking me โis that your son?โ 
You will become less cringe after @devout bobcat
Then ...it's time
Go make one
What you want me to release him? 
To his parents
Of course, when they come after him
maybe start looking at yourself maybe you are that old
Yo when update is gona come out who knows
๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ช๐ซ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ซ๐ป๐ฒ ๐ญ ๐
๐ผ๐ฒ๐ถ๐น๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ท๐ฎ๐น๐ฑ๐ฎ๐'๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐ถ๐ถ๐ฐ?
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ผ๐ช๐ท๐ฎ.
ong.
No
god knows
its Gold bandit Update
Is the Val orbit gona be in marketplace
Nothing
Hahahahahaha
allat and this what you do to me
I did nothing wrong to you
so whats with the never dm me all about

Umm...I'm bored


fastest what
way to get cool skins
buy
oder ways?
beg
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win from giveaways idk
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play 24/7
i have a life๐
@everyone compe?
I won't!!!
I js got back from timeout after saying sygau but with b๐ฅ๐
shut your gurt
they be blacklisting anything
Ong bru. Can't even get into argument with ppl without getting time out ๐ญ
Will they remove revenge box?
Nah
thats why you should listen to my advise and buy cases
Noob
Sylau ๐ฅ
Hey guys, one question, we can play using emulator or only mobile
Mobile
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i just found alot guys using emulators, it's kind unfair
Hi
hello
How do I contact the com officer
How do I get my rank confirmed
I need 2 players for compe

just make a ticket in comms officer

TERZO
Whar

Is there a ban on the device?
My friend's account was banned, but when I enter the game, I see his account is regular.
What's the problem?
Yes, there's device bans
If I format the phone, can I log in to my account?
(if it's rooted)
I want an answer so I know what to do
Quit it for good
But he was not banned in the game.
Only when logged into the account
If root was detected then his phone will be restricted
Unless you bypass it
Which is a lotta work
Thank you for helping me โค๏ธ
Is master rank for duel good?
Idk anything about this game
But I got placed into master
yes i have gold 1 and i pkay for a while so yeh its good
play*
How do the ranks go
wdym
It's aight
Whatโs the highest rank
Getting high rank in duel over calibration is easy
lol
My glasses number is -3 now
Doofu fr
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Oh hello
is that good or bad
It was like -2 a year ago
damn
-6 and -7 is considered legally blind
So yeah
Half way there
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lmao
Any of you guys wanna rank ?
How has your day been so far, dear sir? I hope it's pleasant.
I need someone to coach me
Good
Ig
Lord I gotta stop ts
guys
I don't wanna be legally blind by 20 ๐ญ
i luv this game
same
Fr
im now offically gambling addicted
You're lying to yourself, please introspect
no ๐ฅฒ
yo, sorry for interrupting the talk. Who's able to coach for free for me? I'm hard stuck ranger-champion ๐
Coach me man
I suggest you gauge your eyes out, your eyes can't go blind if they aren't there
I just downloaded yesterday
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tip js find the best sens for u u gonna get better aim 100%
Just play the game, chill. You don't need coaching on day 1
Aim not the issue
and how exactly?
Dm me
go to shooting range and try out diffrent sens and see what the best one for u
I'll teach you about sands
You wanna rank?
That's the one you'll mostly play anyways
i am a big fan of counter strike but i dont have a pc so when i found standoff 2 i instantly fell in love with it
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Frrr
I on got charge rn but later sure
true
What region are you
same brotha
Well at least you're enjoying it. How long have you been playing for?
Singa
Oh good
where r u guys from
about 1 week
I'll send you later when I'll drop by the game
oh wow
I see, pretty new. Enjoy the game then
Where you from
The deep enclosed valleys of hidden scriptures and ruins
Lol
gives me greece vibes ngl
190989244
milky way
Gotcha

Fair enough
alr ima add cuz why not
We can play ranked together I think
I dunno what rank I am
Havenโt finished my placements
Is there a way to check?
Finish your placements
btw what phone yall playin on i play on iphone 13 pro cuz of the fps (i get 120fps)
Even my alt is ranger so I can't play if you're not atleast phoenix
One old Realme
If your account is fresh, then no
Oh Ight
But you can check the ranks of players you've played against
Ranger and gold
Probably around phoenix then
Alright
check ur recent match and see, if u win against their rank, mean you're the same rank as they're or higher. And vice versa
Ye
Alright
poco m6 pro
Ranger is above gold right
above phoenix
Oh Ight
gold>phoenix>ranger
Bronze>silver>gold>phoenix>ranger>champ>master>elite>legend
Ight bet
satya
Yeah?

Any of you guys on rn?
nuh uh
playing teamdeath match rn
sure defuse or teamdeath match?
I did
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alr crazyy
Does anyone know of a Stiletto Damacus float that is practically only available in black?
idk
what
Fix this game bruh ๐ฅ๐ฅ i hit someone before they got behind the wall 3 times and then 2 times and it said 1 bullet and my ping wasn't the problem
ye no they will not listen to you cuh
it would be cool if they add map editor so u can make maps

Anyone in Asia down to play ranked?
kinda u js need luck u but normal crate get expensive skin buy skin case and get knife skin
my phone is very smooth but for some reason i cant find how to make it heat up less
I really hope if there's refrag mode
and if it gets too hot i get locked at 60fps until it cools down
like fr
cooling problem
they need to add a new map same as mirage
try playing without the mask if u have one on
could be
yess
finnally someone understands
even the speakers are integrated into the phone (no holes for speakers around)
but i mean as for a 100โฌ this phone is real good
hmmm
u can get one for 3.5โฌ on temu
found it lol
and rewives says its great
so
it has 4.6 rating
Dont talk to me
What do you expect? Theyre running the game with potatoes
"In the dark...I see your smile" ๐ถ๐ง
I mean one time i said to add gyroscope and next month they added it so ๐ค๐ค
I mean
let's just hope it happens again
yea

My brain broke
It starts if they disconnect, it doesn't if they couldn't load in ig
Weird stuff
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Win gold giveaways, just passive income tbh
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Better to lay low profile in game
Or else you become a target for others insecurity
@devout bobcat
People have this mindset where โif you have expensive skins then you must be a good playerโ ๐
standoff 2 better anticheat than vac
prolly cus majority are
Just newbies who think that way
And it's understandable
My comp teammates have knives and they have worse kd and rank
I became a target today where a player began insulting me after top fragging the game, I didnโt even provoke him 
Anyone who top frags suddenly has an ego of mech lord
Ofc itโs the one with India flag 

tell then to Silence! restrain thy tongue, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred space.
auto cottect
Then to silence
Silence! restrain thy tongue, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred space.
Ok Abraham Lincoln
I heard that sentence from chatgpt before๐ฆ
its my auto correct
The silence trembles in my presence, the mere breath of mine send shivers down the peace that surrounds our world.
Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, I am confounded beyond measure.
By the saints! What sorcery is this? I am utterly confounded by the peculiarity of this situation!
You're just a dookie mate
lol
Rip
Football player
Liverpool player
In uk
If they lose after top fragging then they be posting screenshots here ๐ญ
idk who he is but rip
Wth
Grim reaper working overtime today
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Rip
thats surface english
It's damn hot today
in advance english we say
By the saints! What sorcery is this? I am utterly confounded by the peculiarity of this situation!
Hi chat
me too
hi
Is this the manifestation of some grand cosmic irony?
๐ฏ nope
prehaps yes
Too many players named ghost in this game
Indeed
Wassup
I'm very confused but anyway
Lol
Eh... chillin, wbu
i had a unicke name "JEBEMTIMATER"
idk how to spell it lol
Idk what happened to my acc, all friends and servers are removed
Now I'm joining all the servers again
I've yet to find anyone named satya in this game
So I'm good
Iโm tired of playing like my life depends on it, I just prefer playing casually 
Ur not in my friend list now ,
Sorry to hear that
im shroudV2 so i think im good too
Surely bud
I did the same
There are too many donks too
No headphones 
Nah ... headphones, but no game sound, just music
While playing the most vile games ever
Eat it
its sad that the rarest thing i have in inventory is "do not stop" epic graffiti
sand
What
@main basalt hi, when you have time, can you check dms?
mb didnt know
damn grandpa
Please tell me the promo code.
Itโs spelled โno promocodeโ in badly translated russian

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Make sure you're subscribed to our English Instagram - dropping a limited code tomorrow
In the 2 hours and 53 mins im getting the claw

What is it ?
Good for you
Meow
:3
Thx 
And hru?
Do standoff have an English Instagram channel?
Yeah
Pretty sure itโs the main one
Ok
Can someone give the link
Its good but im missing my gf tho no more school ๐
Tysm
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Well for 2xmonths I could play with you ig
When butterfly came out
Ig yeah, maybe later
Will the limited promo code contain good stuff or grafiti again?
When butterfly skin came out
No idea
How do I claim promo codes in stand off 2 on iOS ? @main basalt
Web site
Who would like to join a discord server, write me a message in prv, I will also add standoff channels and what ideas do you give me?

What website ?
Hey gang




