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Im still lazy
🤡🤡🤡
It's not like i actually care abt people seeing my rank... Its just an icon 😛
Not u
bad grammar 💔
Wrong ping
Okii
Ok
Damn
you literally replied to my message r3tard
Aight
My name is anomaly btw
what is that even supposed to mean
alr
He's the only one holding the average iq of this server to 12 lol
iq of a starbucks gift card
Any 1 wanna play allies?
what’s your rank
🤌
Look in my profile
Hmmmm
💔
What?
i was gonna play but your not my rank
so my heart is broken
💔
Mb
I can play if you want
i can play from my alt tmr if you'd like
Ppl who say "hmmmmm" As a reply are restarted 💔
wdym
what’s ur rank
main is 1.8 kd 75% hs rate legend
alt is 40kd legend with 87% hs rate'
lowest alt is elite
nah i lost all my skill
i quit like 2 months ago
and started playing
literally
yesterday
so i’m washed rn
Im in class bro 😭
Lf allies mate rank: Ranger
is your peak ranger
What
is the highest you’ve ever got ranger
peak= highest rank you got
No
what's your rank
Champion
peak elite allies
champ comp
but i don’t play comp
mainly allies
me too
alr
I can help
like 20 elo off
i'll try to find a friend's acc with low rank to play w u
My peak is bronze
12/13 😭
hmm
yeah sure
i’m done for a game or two in like 5 mins
yeah 400 ping is pretty distraughtful
Imagine if we were playing on ur server
But later tho
bro the new sounds are straight BUNS
REAL
ong
bro rly got timed out 💔 💔
I did
Not
I wanted to say the same thing u did
But in all caps
ohhh
you are so cute man 🙂
no spamming or caps
awww
my bum is open from friday to saturday 8pm -2 am est
hit me up
Crazy
yeah absolutely wild
@zenith fulcrum add my accs
Any femboys here?
kk see you then
❤️
aww 😒
it*
@zenith fulcrum
your looking at one 👦
where am i adding you from
Nah man... I would like an actual one
i sent my ids on photos
ohhh right
aww
i’m blushing
actually
scratch that
my bums open anytime you need ❤️
… 💔 💔
freaky guy
added

how'd you get legend on comp
i crash out cuz of my teammates
just playing
pairs me against 5 stack legends and im out here stuck with 3 champs and one elite
xd
fuhgahh matchmaking
champ game with opponents being 5k hours legends
while i have sigmaboy_ who’s peak phoenix
with 20 hours
💔
Real
Thank you for the suggestion, we will fix this ASAP, our team is working really hard to keep the game stable and fair, thank you.

😂
bro is NOT apart of the team nor fixing this 🥀
I'm undercover mod to keep my eyes on yall 🫡
hmm
keep them streets safe i guess
Heyyy
Everyone
I just started playing standoff
And
It kind of lonely there
Wanna be friends?
Yes.
Dw we got you
My game name is krish
Sure
See you in the game buddy
Sure, I can't rn but I'll join u someday
I'll wait
What's with the laughing emoji
I asked if you could show ur inventory and you simply ignore me
Just say no why keep me hangin

Hey axlebolt can you massege me l have problem
My account is banned why? L'm not cheater l have proof
😞
It's nobody's id jammy
Finally bruhhh
Hello everyone, tell me which knife or gloves would you take for their further market growth? As an investment
What happened to it
well the market can be unpredictable so yeah...
try taking screenshots of the market & sending it to chatgpt
maybe AI for once will prove useful
Thanks for the idea
don’t invest in standoff
that’s a great piece of advice
invest in something other than a mobile game
He wants to make more gold
yeah exactly
unless your heaven sent
and have the luck of god
you are NOT making that much gold
infact your gonna lose gold
Investing in standoff 2 is great if ur Russian
Anyone down for some allies champ/master?
always welcome
Anyone interested in playing tournaments, because I can't stand the Russians anymore and I can't increase my rank
My investment in this game was minimal for 1 battle pass and discount gold, I'm not going to donate anymore. All gold for this time, +- 2k -2.5k, so I'm thinking about which skins can become more expensive in the future
what’s the point
Over time, maybe get x2 gold, there will be no more sense here
Join my squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/ru/referral/bind/53430127
🐪
did you know theres at lest 1k cockroaches in your home
trust me: investing is better than gambling in cases hoping to comeback (ofc it worked for me multiple times, but eventually i lose it all no matter what)
hey people
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA man it feels good to be back a server where people care for eachother
How is everyone doing
i really did not need to know that
and i am one of them owo
Hi
@Axelbolt
Rename me, The Cockroach Banger.
oh no

i tried naming myself grass in this server
nobody spoke to me.
Do it then be yourself not what other people want
mhm
Guys do u think Fable case will be gone next?
I mean I am going to dye hair buzz blonde with red hearts few days later
we will be getting Friendly Fire In The Next Update
istg is my teammates flash me ACCIDENTLY
all they're gonna see is My shotgun pointed at them.
💯
I Like this Kurai Kun mf
he's chill asf
i am stuck at loading screen when the game is like loggin my acc. it stop when it reach 99%, i tried to delete cache but nothing changes, can it be an issue with google account?
Can we send gif ? or do we get timed out
if u use any Discord Fonts, u will get timed out for 1 hour
Hello
what about sending photos
U can send it in #📸│photos
i already got timed out for 4 Times
I need help
i Joined 5 days ago 😀
you need a whole asylum
Who bought the pass?
same here buddy
Could u tell me how much is per lvl?
The DEAGLE “Obsidian Prayer”
in fan-art looks so cooool
U mean how much gold?
No
How much €
Oh 11€ for me
Thats the pass
Nah 10€
Ik
But i wanna know how much 45lvl cost
@languid mulch do u know how It is called the so2 app where u can buy gold?
Nah bro sry
Np
still cant open the game i read the help section and did what it advises but nothing
everybody is asking questions
uhhhh...if u weigh 99 pounds, and u eat 1 pound of nacho
are u 1% nacho?
Probably yes
Are ther age restrictions or rules in this server ?
😔😔
Lf allies mates have ranger
hi
Real
Hello hello
Oh... I'm not a gambling person, I felt sorry to even donate here 🤣
did u know Butterflies taste with their feet.
True
For a moment I thought you talked about a balisong
a fact i didnt know i needed to know.
weird...
did u know Some male stoneflies do push-ups to attract a mate.
so do some push ups
Did you know that only female mosquitoes bite
I got bit by one today (guess what i did to it?)
What did you do?
did u know Mosquitos are attracted to smelly feet!
Can someone explain how the G-word (gambleling sites) in this game words as in other websites I have no idea they even exist
Real
Damn, pore mosquito lol
did u know Bulldog ants can leap seven times the length of their bodies!
Damn
💀
💀
perhaps you are thinking of being a teacher?
like fr
and thats it
bro is giving us biology lessons for free over here
Fr
i dont feel like posting any more ff
go to ng
Ahh
Clan
i well be back in 1-300 hrs
if i was a cow i probably be mooing rn
Sigma
So you was a cow... Uhm... Uh... Does that mean you make milk also?
what are your guys college program?
If you were a cow...

If I was a cow... I would be abducted by aliens
🛸
🐄
8
I am the weakest I will everbe in my life rn
I am training and working out though
One Day I will be the Greatest Hokage
What is bro training to fight 💀
I have been praying boxing, swimming , learning academically , learning new languages life is peak rn
That means you are ready to do the ironman
dab on them haters
teach me
It's doing 42 km run, 180 km bicycle and a 3.8 km swim
I'm pretty sure you can do this
That's called a ironman
auauau I would die but still....
Cant hurt me son
Bro is feeling confident
yo Atlas do you have RGB lights in your room
That's good
Nope
I have a new naked room and I am not sure if I should add RGB lights
If you feel like adding some sort of environment RGB lights can make it look good
Like making a bed look floatable
Or making most things stand out
Depends what you're going for
Basically there are beds that have their feet a bit more moved inward, and added lights give it a floating look
Oh I looked it up nah its distracting
If you have display models it's also a great way of using rgb for
I do have to study on my room I will turn of the RGB if I I add them when I study butttt
Wont the RGB lights just hurt my eyes and head
You can get dimmable rgb
With a remote, they are a bit pricey tho
and majority of the people who uses RGB are gen-z and are well... not the best mannerred so if I get RGB lights I will be looked upon a bit like those kids
Is there anyone who wants to play silver 2v2?
I mean, that's up to them what they think
But it shouldn't be taken too personal
What if I add a pole on my room I have space 🤣
Where is this going 
mhm dgaf about others
wait should I send my room video on photos
It is a toooootaaalll fricking mess I am going to paint the room all white I need new curains bed sheets pillow sheets carpet maybe
so I do have an replacement for RGB
Yes
Anyways gtg, have to join family for dinner
you know those yellow strip lights I can also buy and use them
Aight thanks alot for talking it was fun

@bronze grove that account has privicy restrictions
Any Arab player here
halla
Mnin?
al mamlakah
@wraith thorn 0.33g (if i sell entire inv 30-40g MAX)
💀
That's far away from a knife
I see
yet i cant find anyone interested
cuz seeing a few edits made me WANT THE FANG DAMASCUS BADLY
It's a very though one tbh
what do ya mean by that?
Fortnite skins trade for gold at a SO2 server
ye ik it sounds wild
I mean there are likely one or two people that would be interested
I was gonna ask that...
cuz its hard to find a trusted gold seller & for him to have good prices is very hard
True
I literally had 10bucks this morning, BUT OFC MY DUMAHH FORGOT TO CANCEL SPOTIFY PREM
9€ gone to waste
Monthly payments lol
i even tried contacting support
The monthly payments also gets me
the assistant said "im feeling uncomfortable with the way you are talking to me & unfortunately I have to end this conversation"
like what did I do
i just asked for my money back
They probably hate refunds lol
greedy as heck
Okeh
Hope you find someone
Thanks
I can support you with 80 gold... It's better than nothing I guess
Let's play the prak
Just dm me your g22 flock pattern and set it to 100.34
@raw sinew you can dm me but it's just gonna be 80 gold it's nothing special really but it's a support for your future buy I guess
Anyone sg setver wanna play

Hi
Hello
Hello.
Get a job buddy
Lol
J*b
W rank sys
Guys me and my need 3 people to play with need to be elite atelast 1 season to help us push master/elite in comp beacuse we cant with these randoms im comp need to be ranger or champ or pheonix server need to be netherlands poland and france dm guys me or @terse dragon
i turned the "Second Shooting" Button
and i dropped 2 1v5'a in a Ranked Match
i think...im God Now

George floyd: I can't breathe
Are you referring to me
Wdym
:'(
hes getting there
Chill bro wtf
can any of admins or mods help me?
@limber goblet
@blissful robin
@solar pecan
how much do u need
What happened to the market 😭
PLEASE TAKE THIS MESSAGE INTO CONSIDERATION. Hello, I am a user who loves your game. Today, while I was playing your favorite game, a player (I will post the video) came and started shooting at me from his own spawn point, even though there were 3-4 walls in between. I am Turkish, so the conversations are in Turkish. I also wrote to your Turkish Instagram account and I hope to get back to you as soon as possible, but as I said, I asked the guy and he said that he wrote the cheat himself. He even said that he could add any cheat he wanted, such as wallhack, and I snapped a little. Yes, this only affects my score, but there may be a big gap in the game. I will send you the video, you can write the conversations you can see in the translation, I told you the incident.
I can send the videos to anyone who might be interested.
OfficialTuran is a Turkish discord member. You could consider DMing him if your issue is in Turkish. Otherwise, the devs usually ignore making an anticheat and rather ban players occasionally. Good luck
Guys when is new ranked season comming
My daady not aloow me goldZ
Yo i keep getting that issue disconnected by client timeout how to fix dat
fix ur wifi
Almost 60-70 days remaining
What happened to marketplace?
iamgine
iamgine
hi gine
Is competitive still good or is it ruined with more hackers?
I haven't play competitive since season 3
goodbyegine
Gurt: yo

Well if you didn't cheat you wouldn't be banned
is this guy still here
💔
bro is back from the dead
Smh I blocked you cuz you were movin weird for a second 
bro
i figured out where u live
cus
How?
Ohhhhh
Oh okay
this guyyyy
you rly thought i doxxed u didn’t you
Mf I be scared ash
Ight fair fair

Anyway I gotta go, have a good night man
cya cya
Fair, I would be too tbh
gurt
What is wrong with market
Do you play codm btw
Toes
:yo
yeah
Yo
gurt
What's ur rank
gurt : syfm
highest was master last season cuz I’m nub
yo are you good at allies
on some lowkey shi
How come u Elite here and u Master there 😭😭😭
nawh 💔
I don’t play codm much actually
💔 💔
Like I'm other way around, I'm like ranger in SO2 and almost top5000 in codm 💔
only when I remember it once a month
now kiss
You desperate for a kiss monke?
👨❤️💋👨
Oh you like to see other people kiss? That's lowkey odd
Bro choose answer C 😭🙏
yo
I am who I am
Uhm
he bronze
Ranger in 5v5 and unranked (9/10) in 2v2
But I Lowkey didn't play standoff for like a long time
Like yk 10 matches in the last 2 months
Let me tell you something man
have you watched twd
💔
WWW
I couldn't finish it for like a year 😭
Yeah but last season was kinda forced when it comes to a couple of things, they tried to involve woke things too much
And it all felt forced
yeah true
But the idea was rly good
I liked the first 4 seasons
Holy, I don't watch series this much but I Lowkey been watching TWD for like 2/3 years 😭😭 not even joking
remember the scene where Rick says the hard r word😭
I liked 1,2,3,5,7,9/10
WHAT
Ohhh
Lmao
Its funny how it's such a violent show but they barely ever dropped the f bombs
Like only in the last season they did
Wait so if u are a twd fan do you play no man's land?
Sash got muted
I don’t like the game
I did play the TWD season one
from Telltail games
why when i playing in sgp region, sometimes its fail and fail again, like ppl dont want to play standoff 2 anymore?
Fake
Like it can't find you a match?
yes
so i forced to play japan region and start thinking my enemy using wall hack
Well yeah, it's probably the fact that not many people play it at the moment, maybe try other server?
Those might be sweaty lobbies
i guess ill play with searching player manually
damn 3 tags on general?
6 hrs - 7 days
market down?
😦😦😦
Yup
why did market go down
lets act like we surprised
Nooo the mp is down 😭
Who tryna play beholder games rn
The disappearing platforms mode pmo
It's just a bunch of losers waiting on YOU to make a path
Hell naw
did you know its the international day of the african child, and learning disability week
Yeah
:clueless:
Nox sucks at the games btw
Bro can never get past the laser room
And only gets 3 kills per FFA mode
How about you lock in and get more job applications sent in
Ye I was just playing it
Wanna play 1 game or what
I'm coming 🐔
Come
I'm in game 🦤
Does anyone know how to fix the settings, since the update the sensitivity feels different and I think it’s because of the smoothness of the sight
On your dih or something? 💔🥀
When the marketplace back online bruh
Hey
i miss the market more than my gf.
( i pull absolutely zero bi- )
Good morning people
What hokage
🦛
Market is down ?
Our director used to make fun of our juniour named "Fuad" 
Your name reminded me of him 🦛
Anyone comp now?
yeah all i did was turning off aim smoothing ( made it to 0.0)

Imma be home late gang. Unless you wanna be up playing stendoff at 4 am, we gonna have to play tomorrow
What do you mean?
@verbal imp 🦕
is the new gold pass worth it?
If you grind daily missions everyday, & complete weekly missions each time a new set appears.
recommendation: do not open the glove case when you get it.
instead: save it for 4-6months to get a decent amount of gold
Went to the dealer, didn’t expect to get bombarded with offers 
Hey, Im kinda new to stand off, what’s the best way to get gold?
Participate in a giveaway hosted by content creators and selling skins you obtained from opening boxes🦕
Dang
Why my marketplace is error?
omg i have played 10 games in competitive and all the games There are hackers among them and the problem is that they do not take a ban !
Now working have promo code?
Yeah I already know
Wasnt planning on playing after u told u me
Fs
Yes it is dead for now
dang
iamgine
iamgine
Fr?
Fr?
good
for the fang
Source
has anyone played c ops here ?
I have 83g at the moment (thanks to @wraith thorn donation)
and the price is roughly 1.2k
so yeah...
about 1.1k short
when the heck is the market coming
What's the fang, I just reinstalled
Market dead wanted to see how much my skins worth now :(
Is the karambit claw worth much yet?
Fang as in KNIFE
8k gold or sumn
(last time I checked)
so yeah, if u had it since the OG days
ur pretty much gonna profit

Ye
A cool knife
Very good one actually
And very cheap
Yes 8 years
dam welcome to so2 then
Tyty
listen
yesterday i bought a karambit from c ops market place ... never had one there .. i mean i had a acc made it 4 years ago and havent played
i got a red karambit
there
Revolution?
maybe i dont even know the name
i played with it yesterday itself
ask whats the catch
C ops is dead anyways
I used to own a dragon glass bayonet really regret selling it back in the day
😭😭😭
yah i immediately refunded my 10000 gold purchase
Good
Héllo
Why is standoff market disabled?
Brazilian
I had a few skins that I regret selling & gambling away as well
Nobody knows.
good morning
Good morning, buddy
Good morning
probably someone was manipulating
Yo anyone wanna run allies? I’m coming back to the game, I was like gold or smth last time I played
no
what do you mean by that?
manipulating skins
raising its price on purpose
dayum
I mean i did see the Fang "Damascus" rise in price
From 1190-1220 to like 1250
Guys...Why is shop not working??
in a span of like 2 hrs
I mean stable rising (in a few days or sumn) would look normal
but in 2h
hell naw
I have a theory
What if the devs themselves crash the market during this downtime
So people buy more gold

When will shop be back??
Never
Even dev dont know
💥
and i was thinking of buying gold today...
Watch the market crash
now i wont😤
I can feel it
No it would not.
eh what do i care
thats why i dont "gatekeep" on exp skins
cuz im broke anyways
🤣🤣🤣
Quite literally gambled away like 15k gold in cases over the span of these 7years
(i started in 2018)
👍
Competitve?
why this game so unstable servers
@isagi_yoichi0210 @isagi_yoichi0210 @isagi_yoichi0210
Yep.
When will this happen
is there any way to improve pings? :(( i am even using a good wifi
it will ruin it more @_@
well i mean i use free ones
not the good paid ones
is this free?
what servrs re available?
Manipulation of skin prices most likely
Fun fact: it may depend on your device.
I mean if ur using a low-end then no matter the speed of internet connection, ping might still not drop down as you would expect
i experienced this
it was good before like yrs ago then i left the game and when i download again pings were so bad till now
did u try changing one setting in your wifi?
i mean not tht low end ....also i get good pings in all game excpet this
there's a setting u can change to make it a bit faster
which one?
did u change ur DNS to 8.8.8.8 ?
isnt for google?
idk, but it boosted my connection
Oh damn the marketplace is actually down lmao
Hope they make it worth the comeback
real
I actually prefer the idea of purchasing the skins rather than a marketplace imo, cause then you are getting it for what it's actually worth
should i sell dragon glass butterfly and gloves for a bayonet?
keep
better to have a set
than just a knife
(my own experience)
especially if its well matched
Cause this will remove any misconception about the worth
imagine they rework the entire marketplace
and we dont buy/sell from one to another
but we straight up buy from what the game offers
or sell*
That's what I was thinking lol
owhh
Imagine they make the marketplace exactly like CS...
Factory new element
Nah they would never right?
The market is still Down?
Yes
speed and pings re diff..
And hopefully for the better of it
Cmon, i have 3k g
speed is an important factor (ofc not the only thing)
Sorry but all skins will be bought with real money || just a theory ||
even after good speed your pings can be bad
Hell naw
its still worth to give it a shot
maybe it will get better

Woof-woof
yup m trying
I hope my fang obsidian doesn't lose value, that's why I actually think paid skins have a better chance of retaining it's worth
Imma hack into yo account and grab that for myself
mwahaha
I mean, yeah, if you want to
I have a better suggestion
I hope the price is the same

HUH?
It will be much more expensive cause m9 aren't obtainable through cases and boxes if I'm right...
wdym?
Origin case*
and the case is 14k
And also i want to sell my Sting
so yeah...
Hell nah 💀
How?
Horrible knife
Then I'd just get the knife
it gave promo codes or what?
I love the sting, had it for a while also
I moved from sting pelagia, to karambit nebula, to a fang obsidian...
Did people get worse or smth cause why do I keep 8-0ing people
Yeah...
Goodbye cruel world
That's what I was thinking also lmao
hey dog
:((
where is billy today
anyone here from india?
ji
where does standoff 2 server based in india?
like mumbai....delhi...or chennai or kolkata?
ok
Yall is marketplace is working??
Why is market place disabled?
does anyone know why is market place temporarily disabled?
mumbai.
oh okee thx
u have any way to improve pings?
When will be marked fix?
It happened before as well
It randomly came back
Anybody knows when will market be fixed?
No
Upgrade your plan 
yah i told him the same
Hi
🐪
C
Yo
what ping do u usually get?
Me being me haha
Why is it currently disabled?
@hexed igloo
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sup
Keya
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Beholder games anyone?
Squid Game
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