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Yo guys whens the update drop?
Better be soon bruh
in 2
3 days from now

Funny enough where I live there are actually hippos in the river
Admins yall need to fix ur game why am i having at a phoenix player at a elite allies gamee
It's to get better I guess
They sometimes do that
It basically just tests your mmr
Get better i have a phoneix teammates
Damn, well that actually happens to me as well
It's not fixed
But isn't allies not specifically targeting only your rank, I'm pretty sure they throw in other ranks as well
Unless it doesn't...
Yeah idk
Rank?
This season mid
Wht season?
I cancelled it due to you guys asking every second
Asking what? Also different note… update when?
3 days from now
Dope… can’t wait to grind these challenges
Gives me something to do other than cringe legend 1v1 and comp
What region do you play?

🦛
anyone comp?
Theres no update
he was obviously lying bro
Im new i tough he said true
you'll know when the update is out when the mods put up an announcement about it
.

🦛
On their website 
You'll know when the update is out when you gotta update the app
where
dawg i have 2 hours looking and searching everywhere
ima botta crashout 😭😭
u gotta help me
bro does anyonee knowww
2 hours for a random temporary skin
smh
🤦🏽♂️
Check your dm
Spoilers: it's I.C.E.
If u get it tell me aswell bro i can't find it too..

WHERE

whats the official website?
Store dot standoff2 dot com🦤
That aint my job tbh 
Dipping🦛
🐿️
thanks bro
not really, but i personally like it
Anyone comp?
Anyone has a secondary account with good skins willing to give it to someone
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/231578785
Pls join it
Please 😦

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nah dawg im jst trynna find it
ion care about the skin
Guys pls join this
i was just lost why wasn’t it showing on my iphone
Quick question, does anyone know when the new season pass will be released? Or an estimate?👀
how do u trade ??
wasssup?
dyk how to trade?

maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee serverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ok
yes
today in 2 hrs
Devs just tell us... was the update just a prank? Seems we aint getting it
It's probably still on moderation
hello
hi can i see good settings?
UPDATE IS OUT
When GTAVI?
gta6 3rd trailer gonna say 2027
hahahah
🤦
Like how many days
I will find you, break in at night and touch you if i dont find the update button in playstore
well cant say exactly when
i have a girl
Bruh
Doesnt matter im a boy u are a boy
😰
Drop farm simulator in so2
lgbt is prohibited here
You are a boy in a mans world🗣️
mods
Boy + boy = bros :0
take gojira back to lair
Lol
gold farm fr fr
Tbh yk what i would add
yk th tt site in sandstone and left where is blue muscle car
i would remove the chains and having parking spot open connected to garden
and make walls where is zigzag

can anyone send good settings i can try?
npcs shooting kills u from other side headshot
Oh ye
😂
hey bro can you send good settings i can try?
And i smesh kids who beg gold
Yes sure
every player has different settings
I'd add cj character in so2
thank you bro
What do u prefer low or high sensi
low
How much fps
60
🫡
Bro swapped
ok yes that can be good too
oh yes acc is w
Ofc
useful for flicking alot
good sense and following the enemy
Use 1.54 general with .54 acceleration
Try it
perfect combo
like can you ss some good settings?
Agree
Some people use low sensi
Like very low
You have to swipe twicd or thrice to do a 180
i make 4 times 360 with my sens
They just hold angles
oh okay
Lmaoo
ill try and get it right
but heres a catch
Gud
im accurate like if someone is on mid and behind me
i can easily do 180
i mastered my sens
but u can find a sense that u can do both
Anyone allies
ye
yep
Lipinho i think you are in my frnd list
yes thats not me
i believe that so2 will add revolver one day
I used very high sensi last night
i predicted mac10 and molotov years ago
i dont think so
and akimbo uzi ofc
ahahahaha
Dune💀
Dune map is broken for this gun
real
Thats full util based map ngl
send id
Random queue
First time seeing a laughing emoji
U will find a guy named
Hi
wild
They use crying emojis now
How can i get elite role?
I'm playing after a long time I might play bad if you are high rank lol
comp master or elite id 18903436 i have 3 places
u will probably send id and pic
Oh ok
i go on a smurf
add me in game
want to play now?
Im at school
i need someone for allies one win from master
Lemme send u wait
ok🫡
But i can send the id so You can add me
🫡
249892189
yo congrats @sick cave
hey troop
what is the clan?
ill join bro
wait a sec
alr alr
218148392
214684902
no
come
hes just asking to add me on a clan
@blissful ibex
Oh okay
Thank you 
218148392
Team is always the problem.
Yeah
Wow succubus i need one of them
someone trynna play allies?
sure drop id
we can play clan battles anytime
wait a minute
In-game id?
yes
i will invite u
Okie

someone 2v2?
give id
63871281
Didn't got anything
wassup?
165474477
I wrote smt in russian and i got teleported into the russian realm
irl succubus are NOT like hot anime women
Does anyone know where I send clips of hackers to get banned?
.
wanna play defuse?
U watch them
Hi

Bonnie blue
Is one
💀
Participate in one of her goals ,2k men now
She s not human
Woah
Nah
max 15
Nahh
pro max 12

ultra pro max 16

🫡
Please fix matchmaking
Everyone keeps leaving the match and always gives me low ranks
Yo!
who even is this teto thing
Probably another Japanese incel creation
Hello?
Hi
Amazing
Teto world domination
Nah, Mako take over.
No
Market up or down
doing good bae
good hbu
someone play comp?
mmm🫦
shut up
Rank
✌️ 😛
Callame
am phoenix
La fel
joci?
Vino pv
okk
ok bambi😭
💀
I updated my phone to iOS 26 and I didnt know it will bugg because it’s beta now I’m stuck with this shi
🤷
nice swiping
or "glass edge"
It’s good but has some bad glitches
fs
apple will do anything but make new stuff😭 idk why i spend money on their copy paste products
lmao😭
ong
they making flip phones
now
and apple users think its new
I actually like the new liquid glass thing
💔🥀
@sick cave wil u buy my fang 🥀
No, I hate fang
It’s good ngl but needs some fixes
Darn
I love the old animation
tbh samsung is no different when its comes to copy pasting their top phones. but at least they have variety for ppl who arent as well off
Well, it's still beta
🥀🥀
someone for allies im ranger
apple will be apple
Xiaomi solos apple and samsung
?
Next question
nothing new
always old stuff
introduced as "new"
such as being able to swipe on your screen!
I agree, but I actually fw the new liquid glass, it looks cool
lowk tech companies are stuck for producing new shi. like when the iphone x came out
Makes me wanna switch to apple ngl
liquid :youtubelogo:ass
emoji fail
They fr had to change the thumbnail 😭
anime kids🤓
uh oh
You have yoru as pfp 😭
says u🥀
🥀🥀
anime kids🤓
When is the uptade dropping ????
hopefully soon
24/6/25 now sygau
The battle pass already started by then
gng wut?😆
ngl
The thing is, if they wanted to buy it, they would get the cheapest one
@silk kraken can we nuke him already?
It's not like your fang has pattern or anything
I had a choice on spending on gold or nitro guess what I bought:3
Whats ur problem
I'm asking nicley
gold ofc
🥀🤞
I just want my fang gone
Then sell it for 1.6k
Hyy
i got some s*ap if u need some
I need profit
If I sell for 1.6k I loose gold
for no reason
Then just wait until the price goes up
good boy🫦
It literally went up
i have a JOB APPLICATION ready for you.
🫦
You should've sold it when it was 1.8k
i might get you EMPLOYED
I do know for a fact that if I quick sell it for 1.5-1.6k it will definitely go up to 1.8k
and youre gonna have to WORK
Aight, so just wait 
My luck is just
bad
If I am able to sell it for 1.83k I will be able to buy 2 knives I like
a kukri and a stiletto
So yeh
Source
In 1hour and a month
Cause I'm just that good
Man, trust me
If it doesn't drop will u buy my fang
Hmm
I hate fang bro, leave me alone 😭
Fang 💔🥀
What do u like
Ugly ahh knife, because of the new idle animation
They should change it back to the old one
M9 and mantis
what it look like
You can inspect it on the market 
no game

Show
i play cs now yo
Oh aight
Mantis 🥀
Anyone allies
clinkity clankity ahh knife
[Bare hands] new "knife"
Ten times better than fang
nah
ngl mantis citrine would go fire with my steam rider gloves
But it's just isn't enough goldish
Idc about knives i just want to throw hands in game
You see how the hand is like drowning in the new one? It's even worse if the person is playing on the ipad because it's stretched
so they fd up the viewmodel on all?
The gold doesn't shine properly
Even more fd up on stretch resolution
Who wanna play w me?
placeabo
I think I'll buy kurki+stiletto
This is why I hate new fang
f me up
Im silver 3
🥀in 2025
Lol i just started playing
You can barely see the knife + fists are all up in your screen
Peak viewmodel
That's what I'm saying!
Let's play allies
shit updates
prolly nothing new on new one today
Let me switch it alt and I'll send req
The butterfly animation crying out loud
real
cant even spam karambit either
@blissful ibex ok
Finally new update in an hour
J*b application
How do y'all kno
Paycheck
They didn't even fix it on this upcoming updates 😭
LMFAO
should I save up my gold for new update?
MONEY🤑🤑🤑
u got beta?
@sick cave @stoic crown how do u guys know
or do u need pc for it?
It's on the previous trailer, you can see the animation is still not fixed
Secret
Aex2
Don't
thats what u mean
Anyone wnna play?
Loll bet

Glad I sold my glove just an hour ago
W
I'll have Interpol hunt your ahh @sick cave
We getting a new glove again 
i get my info from tg channel
I'd rather you hunt my ahh tbh 
dont even bother watching trailers
Whyyyy
@stoic crown how do u knowwww
Ts doesn't help me with the h*mosapien allegations against me
Sad thing is, fang purchase request is at 1.4k and the offer is at 1.8k 💔
It's gonna be a hard time for you bro
😭
plij 💔
Butter got a developer friend fr
Real, aex2 is the developer
Ok
Just glove
Knives won't be down by much
Dm
💔 🥀

No
How much usd then
As usual I think
Yea
Should I
raw.
??
Only the real Butter can answer ts
Someone buy the top offer of steam rider gloves 🔥🔥
yes, we are doing it raw, through the night
nonstop
Three of us?
Butter on your ahh
He just wants to take it
just the three of us

no talkeng ples mr 500kg
you are taking from above and below
Okay Chiman boy
philip
Says the Chiman
mr phillips
Play compe?
they call you mako, cuz you weight 500kg
pls dont eat me
Chiman Sushi
Just sold my gloves
Thanks to the russians
@stoic crown is 720g sufficient for update
Anyone now what's the best USP ghost pattern?
For like to get new good stuff
🥀🥀🥀
update when?
Depends on what ur buying..
When will the prices be the cheapest?
You know the new glove isn't gonna be available on the market instantly right?
Play anyone
Any glove color that is related to the new glove color..white, blue, orange, black
I think in 37 min
Just give me 1.5k gold
Is there gonna be
really
oh damn
update is in 34 minutes
Ggs
Gg bro
You will improve don't worry
youre not even known as asian yo
they dont know you when they say asian yo
vydas
zani
If not then the tikitikitiki takataktaka glove
No. There will be only 1 from the bundle thing. Just like mantis impact before
What kind of bundle?
New bundle?
Hello
I hope they atleast bring back the older animations
Does ts matter when it's just about an individual?
why not
were arguing rn bro

Gambit bundle. I think it's gonna be butterfly knive
me when i try not to give spoiler
Its so annoying
Me when i
Cant we just bring the old stuff back?
Ong
sup
Yoo sup crocs
Hi
I'm good
Just waiting for the new update
Yea me too
whens the update
In a week
oh
Im joking
new maps?
Wym arguing there's nothing we're arguing about, it's just a time-waste
Uts in 30 mins
Yea
mako
Look on yt
Theres a premiere
After the premiere update drops
In like 5-10 mins
Sometimes even right after premiere
Aw man but it's gonna be like $50
I can't spend more than $5
🦛
lamo
just buy it off market
its gonna be cheaper
im buying gold
Limau
dm me if youre selling
yes :))
selling gold
50g for $5
what
lmao
very generous price
I bid $6
ye ye

i bid 69.69
going $6
Yo who tryna play allies with me
anyone 7?
9
But like the mantis impact went for $50 worth of gold
9.50
69.69 here
lmao

yez
Switiching to Russian vpn becuz I'm 100% the update will drop early there
I like stroking Adam 
whos selling gold message me
no
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this
lol
Ahh shit. Here goes my money
They didn't fix the animation 🥀
I need to grab their balls 🪫
Hey didn't u have the karambit vermilion?
I'm thinking of getting one myself
Ur opinions?
Ranger turkey server anyone want to play?
will the skins be cheaper when they gwt on marketplace?
It's pretty boring get a bayonet or a mantis or even a kunai
I want a new knifeeee
Mm i only have 2k gold
U should. It's basically a golden karambit with a little update
buy one
Like as in new knife
Mantis fr
Not new knife skin
As both of this knife owner this is not true lol
Bayonet is easily to got bored
Feels like a fidget spinner
Jkommando is my fav
Idk i like it more than any knife
Real 😔
Sure is a clean knives. But you got bored off it real quick if U buy less than 3k bayonet
I'm b/w the vermilion karambit and dragon glass butterfly
@sick cave u were right
I don't recommend butterfly until they fixed the inspect animation
Or sum secret animation
game update?
or they just change discord photo for no reasson?
In like an hour or 2 ig
Yes in an hour
Less than an hour actually
oh nc
Ight bet
Check their yt channel
just for android ?
Premier in 9 minutes 
I dont think so
9 mj
Will they reset the rank?
9 mins
Nope
or ios to ?
Damn
Check their yt channel
Why not
I gave up on actually trying to get the legend im stuck with elite
im buying gold message me if you sell
I give up on ranger lol 😭
I was master now i fell on ranger
I gave up on champion
Damn man for like the legend its impossible
Full of cheaters
Damn i need one match for champion
I barely made the legend on allies
No time tho
I gave up on gold
Nah what😔
I gave up on rank calibration 🥀
I only play comp now to get nameless skin
How do u get nameless skin by playing comp
Luck drops
Ahh
Russia
There's a 0.000001 chance of getting nameless skin through luck drop after matches in comp
Just like dragon lore drop in csgo era lol
So did u ....?
Life time waste of luck😭😭
So far I've not hit that luck lol
Lol
Same
Hello aex
But I play on russian servers hopping I become extra lucky
hello dude
Axlebolt is extra generous for russians
Yes
(They know where the moneys and 9yr olds at)
I wanna play on Russian server they are more active but my ping wont allow
Ofc cuz it's where the game is made
Hold on bro, I'm working on the update rn
I saw you got rid of M9, right?
Nah what i get the most sweatiest players in the other team or a cheater
Update in 2 minutes
And in my team ahh players
r u fr?
I think 4 but thanks
i will be on your bed tonight if not
Nah. I just decided to keep them. I'm expanding my inventory rn
@vestal juniper I’m currently watching part 5 of JJBA :3 telling u cuz u have a jouske pfp
Count me in aswell
where are yous getting these numbers✌️ 😭
No, like you sold your blue blood, right?
Do u buy the 3k pack or 1k?
:0
Check so2 yt channel. It is in 2 min
Part 7 is peak
Some gloves prices is already dropping lol
i dont see nothing on yt
Sure lets peg him together
send link
Krazy
Real
true dat
Dang, it was better to keep my Butterfly then.
When is uptade
Who sells items before update
Would look nice on my akr genesis
Rookie mistake
I sold butterfly 2 months ago.
update its just for android or for ios to?
Not before update.
I take my words back
U still have it?
He doesn't
Nah dude, u forgot prob
Damn yeah
First, I sold it for jkommando, from jkommando to kunai
yo
And kunai to basic knife.
Basically I gave my gold away to people in need
what i good guy
U should've not done that bro 😭. Ik U being generous but that's basically all u have ingame
It's out
ye help people woth gold they must be thirst and die
On google play and app store
not for me
When is the update coming out for iOS?
rn?
Sometimes, start giving out and god will give even more.
im ios too
You updated?
no
Ok
I gave like 2.7k gold, I think something like that. Or almost 2.9k
When coming
10 secs
Hello guys
I forgot, but it was in middle of 2.6k to 2.9k.
@sick cave you have contacts with dev, can u ask them to add in market, find skin by sticker amount, like 4 stickers
Update out when?
it is out




