💬│english-chat

[blissful ibex]

What's your rank?

[cinder swift]

bronze

[jolly cairn]

Gold

[cinder swift]

oh nooo

[jolly cairn]

My teammates sell me half time

[cinder swift]

fyre

you

you are fyre but your rank is not

💔

[blissful ibex]

I'll send you my alt acc ID wait

[jolly cairn]

You able to vc?

[blissful ibex]

Can't vc sorry

218148392

[jolly cairn]

That's alr

Alr one sec

[blissful ibex]

I'm playing after few weeks so I might play little bad

[blissful ibex]

Okay

[jolly cairn]

I got placed gold today I started yesterday

[blissful ibex]

That's good

[jolly cairn]

Se t

Sent it @blissful ibex

[blissful ibex]

Accepted

Comp or allies?

[stuck sparrow]

Anyone wnna play allies?

[blissful ibex]

Rank

[stuck sparrow]

Ranger

[fast prism]

When will be the update come?

[short lodge]

Next year

[scenic wind]

What ur rank

[jolly cairn]

Gold three one match away from next rank

[weary tide]

Today

[fast prism]

But it's already day coming to end if I check the time previous update it will released at that time already

[hexed igloo]

in 10 minutes

[fast prism]

Ohh

[hexed igloo]

trust me

[jolly cairn]

Yo Im Gold three almost next rank

[scenic wind]

I'm elite do u think we queue in

[jolly cairn]

Sure

Send ID

[scenic wind]

200912060

[rich crow]

What mean code 3110 in standoff 2? I cant have an avatar

When is the update?

[orchid orbit]

You guys think the Stream cages are gona go Up in price or It is better to just sell them now

[solid nova]

Hello guys

[rich crow]

Thought the vc channels would be full of people gaming, I was wrong lmao

[fast prism]

? Done

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tough pendant]

Will the red b-day box increase again?

[hexed igloo]

i lied

[fast prism]

As I expected

[devout bobcat]

Get played like a damn fiddle 🦤

[brave idol]

Nice one

[severe light]

Is update comeing today??

[rich crow]

[cinder nebula]

Nah, it would already release if it would come today

[severe light]

So when does it come??

[cinder nebula]

Idk

100% this week

Maybe tommorow

[slender seal]

update should be today

[slender seal]

nah

trailers usually like

15:00

then releases are like 18:00

Beholder has 2 dates
09.06 and 10.06

[tulip plover]

Who wanna play ranked im gold 1

[viral cypress]

does cheaters with aimbot even get banned?

[slender seal]

they do

there was a ban wave this morning

tomorrow morning another ban wave

usualyl

[viral cypress]

good joke buddy

[slender seal]

its not

also

its all manual bans

[brave idol]

Yeah if you report them they get banned indeed

[slender seal]

if you want a 100% chance of banning them

record it and send to in game support

[viral cypress]

account with 1500 hours didnt got banned when it clearly cheated so idk how the ban system even work

[slender seal]

1500 hours

could be legit

there are PC players

[noble dagger]

[viral cypress]

PFHAH

[viral cypress]

nah

[stone terrace]

Anyone Play allies or comp?

[slender seal]

Ye

[sour star]

no nitro?

[brave idol]

Yes there is

[slender seal]

I've seen insane players with like 2k hrs

[viral cypress]

yea like good but not ones that prefire you like some mcqueen peek

[stone terrace]

Man this Server got taken over by corny femboys

[slender seal]

oh thats normal lmfao

if you are running

its easy to tell where you are

usually i do it and get called a waller

[fair nova]

Servers are down.

[viral cypress]

if it was normal but it wasnt

[slender seal]

in higher ranks

you should prefire

everything

[mystic fractal]

ok m1kasa

[mystic fractal]

I am listning this from ages man

[keen pebble]

Hi, do you know why I can't change my profile picture on Standoff 2?

[ripe lagoon]

Date update?

[severe light]

Idk

[mystic fractal]

dls 25 update is already out

[lament portal]

today

thats all we know

[fair nova]

25? :DDDDD

[severe light]

Update 0.34 today??

[mystic fractal]

yes dls 25 update is already out .. player ratings update

[fair nova]

k

[severe light]

@grave aurora is update today???

[slender seal]

Probably tomorrow 💀

[queen jungle]

Certified bots

[lament portal]

Doubt it from looking at the telegram posts

[mystic fractal]

billy always watches us he can tell us

[slender seal]

Beholder posted a new one

[mystic fractal]

hey billy

[slender seal]

He uploaded a 10 with a crossed out 9

[lament portal]

Oh okay, didn’t saw that one yet

[rich crow]

.?

[stone terrace]

Anyone comp or allies?

[keen pebble]

Comp

[stone terrace]

Rank?

[severe light]

So @solar pecan update comeing today??

[stone terrace]

@keen pebble

400k inactive ppl here

Prob If i Look russian Chat all write there haha

[quartz mauve]

anyone need commander pass completed dm me 25levels 600g after tax

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[modern dawn]

Hi

[fierce lintel]

BRO??

I left competitive bc of bad teammates

And i can't play for 73h

[edgy jungle]

[brave idol]

[brave idol]

Cat > Mouse

[rich crow]

frfr

[stone terrace]

Meow

[rich crow]

[zenith lotus]

[rugged trail]

Hi

[snow rock]

Who Play Allies ranger+

[shrewd inlet]

Where is update🥲

[untold wren]

Only loosers play standoff on computer

Standoff need somehow ban pc use

[lunar chasm]

yogurt

[smoky egret]

Looks like you need a big black juicy

[snow rock]

I playing on pc lol

[fast prism]

They can't the biggest standoff creators also play on pc

[snow rock]

And that's no easy

I also played on a tablet and it's easier to play

[rich crow]

Is there way to report players for throwing match in rank

[smoky egret]

Yya

[smoky egret]

No

[snow rock]

Someone is playing wingman

[rich crow]

Rip

[snow rock]

?

[rich crow]

Ah never played what’s that

[snow rock]

Allies xD

[hexed igloo]

man with wings

[smoky egret]

You have to bear with that im its annoying

[rich crow]

Nah it’s all good

[smoky egret]

I can feel you bro

[rich crow]

I can gain double the xp in 1 match w normal team

such a nice team bravo

[smoky egret]

In which mode ?

[rich crow]

Normal comp

born to be legend forced to stay in phoenix cuz of randoms

👏

Amenti and I just witnessed some of the worst players ever

i need good team

also i have clan

[smoky egret]

Its hard to farm exp in competitive mode

[rich crow]

it gives u most xp

[rich crow]

Bruh I have a few 60xp matches

if u win

now i got over 1K and i lost

lol

I lose around 30-40

u need lots of kills and wins

I gain more than I lose so I’m not stressed

[rich crow]

That’s loss ended my 5 game win streak in rank

[smoky egret]

Time to leave the game

[rich crow]

I was heating up

@rich crow I take lil break

i smoke already

[smoky egret]

From when are you playing ?

[rich crow]

cuz i cant w these randoms fr

[rich crow]

I’m going too rn

[rich crow]

since of the game release

Hahaha

had many pauses between ofc

and its new acc

[smoky egret]

Wow 8 years and now looking for a clan

[rich crow]

I brb gang lemme see if I can grab some of my Smurfs

clan was left by me for years

cuz i quit

for some time

[smoky egret]

Time to quit again 😔

[teal plank]

Guys what do think when the new update is going to be released..??

Some russian friends of mine are saying it's today or on 11th

[smoky egret]

Any day

[rich crow]

it’s gana be released one day

[teal plank]

Damn.. great answers..

[smoky egret]

Ya

[teal plank]

U going to make me overthink on it now

Jk

[rich crow]

why lol

cant wait to complete full purple inventory

[smoky egret]

When are you from btw ?

[rich crow]

where*

serbia

[teal plank]

🥶

[smoky egret]

No then if you are not quitting

[teal plank]

Don't mind but I have a question!!

Do that dancing lady is real??

[smoky egret]

She is

[teal plank]

💀

[rich crow]

no

[rich crow]

creepy pasta just like russian sleep experiment

[teal plank]

ok

[teal plank]

Ik about that.. that was done on prisoners and later they started eating each other

[smoky egret]

What language do you speak ?

[rich crow]

balkan and english

[rich crow]

just tales

[teal plank]

Ohhkk..

[rich crow]

but interesting for sure

i wouldn’t be suprised if they do something like that

[teal plank]

Nah seen it on YT.. that channel was ig infographics show

[rich crow]

who knows what governments hide

[teal plank]

Fr..

Understandable from Russia specially.. no offense

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[smoky egret]

Nukes

[rich crow]

i dont hate any country

everyone deserve peace fr

[teal plank]

Pretty awsm way to enters the chat great 😎 👍

[neat bobcat]

yoo guys

[teal plank]

Hii

[neat bobcat]

i got a way every1 can get gold

free

[neat bobcat]

wow

[teal plank]

How??

[neat bobcat]

.

[neat bobcat]

come dms

[teal plank]

Nah let it be..

[rich crow]

divine wanna play

[teal plank]

I have that one feeling.. once I got banned for that thing

[neat bobcat]

oh ?

dam alr

[rich crow]

dont trust free gold only if its giveaway lol

or buying

and promo

[teal plank]

Nah.. I am in family event rn.. If I started playing, my dad will kick me a**

[neat bobcat]

ye its give away

server

[smoky egret]

Ya don't trust

[teal plank]

Frr

[teal plank]

My*

[verbal imp]

Realest comment I've read all day

[rich crow]

giving gold is generous frfr

[rich crow]

[neat bobcat]

lol

[neat bobcat]

il just leave ink in dms

if u want

[rich crow]

i remember i gave away 15K in total

[neat bobcat]

wildddd

slide me 400g

i need nest mantis

💔

[weary tide]

Bruhh when are they droping the uptade

[teal plank]

Damn.. u k I won only 20G in a gw😂 🤣

[teal plank]

One day

[smoky egret]

Uptade

[teal plank]

[smoky egret]

You are pro

[rich crow]

i was lol

now im bad ig

Life took my old prime gaming skills

[teal plank]

All pros says same.. but it's not true.. (experienced while doing 1v1 with some guy, who was a youtuber)

[smoky egret]

Ya life wants you to give up

[devout bobcat]

Mad skill issue degrade ngl🦕

[rich crow]

i played since at age 13

now i am 21…

💀

[teal plank]

Umm.. fr parents would be asking for go do job??

Kind of things

[smoky egret]

Wait

[neat bobcat]

wild..

[smoky egret]

Huh

[teal plank]

Waiting sir

[teal plank]

Venom wearing some skin??

[smoky egret]

Job application

[neat bobcat]

dm me if yall want gold give away server

[teal plank]

Nah i am just a student

[rich crow]

i work since age of 17

[smoky egret]

Bruh I hope you have a good life

[rich crow]

thats how i had v2 sport with v2 charm in inv shshsh

[neat bobcat]

same 😭

[teal plank]

Umm.. fr it varies country to country..

[teal plank]

So what's your occupation

[teal plank]

Rich**

[rich crow]

soon i will stop working for people i will open my own store

online probably and then at home

[teal plank]

Damn.. here in my country very very few people works while studying.

It's just because of poor financial health..

Otherwise. We study upto age 22 to 23, then do job

[rich crow]

i will probably sell LED logos for gaming stuff

[smoky egret]

Where u from ?

[smoky egret]

Fun

[rich crow]

ofc

[teal plank]

Surely u will be making profit

[hard flint]

I want 2 mil gold now

[neat bobcat]

dm if u want gold

[rich crow]

i hope so

[teal plank]

India

[rich crow]

do what u love and u will always succeed in life

[neat bobcat]

dm

[smoky egret]

Jai sri ram

[rich crow]

since i love gaming ofc why not to make something for gamers

and sell it

[teal plank]

Jai Sri ram

[devout bobcat]

My dad said you’ll eventually die doing what you love

[teal plank]

So you are from India too

[smoky egret]

Ya

[devout bobcat]

In my situation probably fall in the ditch never to be seen again

[rich crow]

work happy die happy fr

[teal plank]

It's real but, skills matter in it. Like how your product is different from others! U understanding what i wanna say

[rich crow]

i want to invent something

new

for gaming stuff or decoration

[teal plank]

Nah nah.. my own thought is
LIVE SEXY AND DIE SEXY
--D1V1NE

[devout bobcat]

I need a better job

[rich crow]

like some stuff but for multitasking

[rich crow]

hard one fr

[teal plank]

Same here bro..

[devout bobcat]

My lifestyle is too expensive for my current job 🥀

[teal plank]

[devout bobcat]

I only make $170 every month 🦛

[teal plank]

Are you a student or seeking for a job

[smoky egret]

Haram

[devout bobcat]

Why not both

[teal plank]

Lol y

[devout bobcat]

Going to be a student and seeking for a better job

[teal plank]

Ohkk.. you are both.. understandable

[teal plank]

Where are u from sir??

[rich crow]

i get only 1300 euros per month

ill make sure to get more with my own product and not being a worker for someone 🗣️

[teal plank]

I just get 2k rs from my parents for every month. Out of which I saves 500rs

[void skiff]

When update is coming?

[neat bobcat]

we gonna play ?

[rich crow]

why not

😊

[teal plank]

So rn I have 55500rs😳 😳 I wanna buy something that will be useful for me

[smoky egret]

Buy gaming pc

[devout bobcat]

I’m surrounded by lands🦤

[void skiff]

Wht is rs

[smoky egret]

You need to survive this shit

[teal plank]

Nah i will be buying iPad in the end of this year.. will help in my studies as well as I am artist so..

[smoky egret]

Rupees

[teal plank]

Rupees

[smoky egret]

Pro or air ?

[teal plank]

Pro..

[smoky egret]

M2 or m4 ?

[native escarp]

Who has a clan I wanna join

[smoky egret]

You can join mine

[teal plank]

M2 is sufficient for me

[native escarp]

Is it English

[void skiff]

When is the update cpming anyone knows?

[smoky egret]

Ok but is it worth it I mean you need it for work and art work so isn't ipad air enough ?

[teal plank]

Some russian friends of mine said it will be today or on 11th

[smoky egret]

Full english

[native escarp]

U guys play on faceit matches or

[rich crow]

it will come soon i hope we get rewards for completing this squid game ahh update

[teal plank]

Actually i am CSE student so accordingly I am thinking.

[smoky egret]

Ya depends on mood

[native escarp]

Alright I wanna join

[teal plank]

Yea u have a point too btw

[teal plank]

Fr its squid game 🤣 🤣 🤣

[rich crow]

😂

it will be fun

[smoky egret]

Ya like only for 120 fps you are buying it

[rich crow]

red light everyone gets shot

[teal plank]

Standoff becoming squid game before gta 6

[teal plank]

Umm...

[smoky egret]

I have an I pad pro m1 and its all good but idk if it's worth it like I can literally play so2 on xiaomi pad 6

[teal plank]

I will be thinking more about it..
Coz it's not that important but still I have time.. I just bought s25 ultra.. and this time if I ask my parents to get me a new iPad 🙄 lol it's not happening

[viral musk]

Hello

[teal plank]

Ohk

[teal plank]

Hi

[rich crow]

just wait when 220hz comes on iphone in future☠️

[viral musk]

Wassup

[calm kernel]

Nigge4s

[viral musk]

Who join my clan better good

[smoky egret]

Never

[smoky egret]

You can buy an rog 9 pro if you want the max stable fps

[teal plank]

Cough

[rich crow]

120 is enough for me

[calm kernel]

[smoky egret]

You need to survive 😭

[smoky egret]

What device ?

[rich crow]

14 pro

[viral musk]

I'm using pc

[teal plank]

I am using s25 ultra..

[viral musk]

Guys standoff work on PC?

[rich crow]

yeah

[smoky egret]

I can't my BlueStacks is crashing rn

[rich crow]

just get on cs2 atp

[teal plank]

Emulator is necessary

[lunar chasm]

on clash royale? 💔

[rich crow]

😂

[viral musk]

Dayuuum one UI 7 update 8???

[lunar chasm]

nvm wrong server

[rich crow]

💀

[lunar chasm]

blue stacks but its bannable

[smoky egret]

Minor ?

[viral musk]

It's not crash

[rich crow]

there are other platforms not just bluestacks

[lunar chasm]

i thought thats the clash royale server

[viral musk]

Nvidia better graphics ultra

But emulator good better BlueStacks 6?

[teal plank]

8 but its beta..

So works shįt

[viral musk]

Good we have

[teal plank]

Sometimes

[smoky egret]

Tell me a platform where I can play so2 with more than 240hz

[teal plank]

Rarely

[viral musk]

At animated

[viral musk]

Ranks

[teal plank]

Lol

[teal plank]

Huh what?

[smoky egret]

So when are you gonna buy it

[viral musk]

Allies competitive or ?

[teal plank]

At the end of month bro.. coz it will be a result time

[teal plank]

Comp G2 I don't play any other rank

Trust issues

[viral musk]

But Phoenix

[rich crow]

get good monitor first

[smoky egret]

I suggest save for 1 more year and then build a good pc and you can experience the best game rn in this solar system

[teal plank]

Nah I stopped now playing it

[smoky egret]

I have

[rich crow]

LD player is similar to bluestacks

[teal plank]

Good idea..

I will think

[rich crow]

MEmu play also

[quaint veldt]

Hello guys

[teal plank]

Halo

[smoky egret]

Ya cuz you already have a good phone

[viral musk]

Push it bruh don't scare

[teal plank]

Yea got you

[smoky egret]

I guess you can play bgmi with good experience

[viral musk]

Jeez y'all lost rank day

[smoky egret]

Will it give me more fps ?

[teal plank]

Nah, not that reason.. I just don't have time to play.. in vacation itself I am busy with my college work..

[smoky egret]

Oh so why you bought a high end phone bro

[teal plank]

Yea ik but i sucks in game now.. lol my skills are shit now

[teal plank]

My cousins and siblings after forcing me.. I was thinking to buy S24 FE it was around 40k only 😭 😭 😭

[smoky egret]

Yaa

[smoky egret]

Idk if it was the trend that made you buy it

Nice choice tho

The display is the best

With everything

Better than an iphone

I hate the fact that the market these days are selling curved display phones

@drifting coral

Remove timeout of @teal plank

[feral sedge]

Erm what the sigma

[rich crow]

why he got it

[smoky egret]

Admin got jealous that he got a high end phone so

....

[rich crow]

maybe he said bad word😂

[smoky egret]

Any other games you play ?

[rich crow]

yes

GRID legends deluxe edition

[smoky egret]

Pc game ?

[rich crow]

its pc also

[smoky egret]

What type of game ?

[rich crow]

racing

[smoky egret]

-_-

[outer gate]

Hello

[smoky egret]

Hi

[bright steeple]

@smoky egret wow villager from minecraft

[rich crow]

and minecraft ofc

[smoky egret]

You use mods ?

[bright steeple]

I hope you're not angry

@smoky egret

[smoky egret]

Hmmmm

[rich crow]

i do

[smoky egret]

Java or bedrock ?

[rich crow]

bedrock

[bright steeple]

Java is the best

[rich crow]

i dont play on pc

cuz i left one at mothers house

[smoky egret]

I am all players beat me since I don't give them fair trade

[smoky egret]

I can feel your pain

[rich crow]

thx fr

[bright steeple]

😂😂😂

Bye bye

[rich crow]

best feeling is when u were child waking up on summer morning turning old Computer with toe and playing cs 1.6

[smoky egret]

They treat me like a bot

[void bronze]

using the cd drive as cup holer

[smoky egret]

Everything changed after the pandemic

[rich crow]

reals

[bright steeple]

🤣🤣 bye bye me friend

[smoky egret]

You think I am a joke huh ?

Wait till I call the irongolem

[rich crow]

golem dumb fr

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[bright steeple]

I didn't just laugh because I thought what you said was funny
I think that without villagers you can't get many things

[smoky egret]

Thank-you

[rich crow]

i love to drown villagers

[smoky egret]

Finally a player sensible enough to feel the pain of us villagers

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

kinda crazy that u showed up exactly when my song played word “Was” in it

[smoky egret]

Wasabi

[rich crow]

in german tho

no wasabi

[devout bobcat]

📯🦣

[smoky egret]

Waow

[spark olive]

Guys can anyone give account with knife i rlly wana have knife i swear if someone give ill pay back i promise i rlly dont have gold please someone

[void bronze]

[spark olive]

Anyone

[devout bobcat]

🎣

[spark olive]

:/

[void bronze]

what was that

do it again

[devout bobcat]

30 reasons why you should take out loan

[void bronze]

i am in credit card debt

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[spark olive]

Dude

[void bronze]

he actually did it

[spark olive]

.

[devout bobcat]

I'm gonna do the blue shirt guy dance instead

[rich crow]

[spark olive]

Amenti u got any account with knife so2 u dont use even worst knife i beg please give one

[rich crow]

yeah i have mine with 6 knifes

[spark olive]

I seen kid lvl 24 silver and bronze have karambit in game BUT ME ELITE GOLD LVL 200 DONT HAVE A KNIFE

[rich crow]

how u dont have knife

[spark olive]

Bc I'm to dumb to save gold

[brisk plaza]

If it's u on ur pfp u look like that one girl from Instagram sketches

[rich crow]

yk u can work right and get money

[spark olive]

Im 17..

[void bronze]

go scam that kid

[rich crow]

im male its gf on pfp

😂

[void bronze]

he might be dumb enough

[brisk plaza]

That doesn't stop you tho

[spark olive]

Ik

[brisk plaza]

Fair, still though

[spark olive]

But hella i gotta eat too😂😂😂😂

[brisk plaza]

You live alone?

[rich crow]

yeah alot of ppl say she look like that guy vladimir

[spark olive]

Nah but im gonna

[rich crow]

who is pretending to be girl pranking them

[spark olive]

I dont have mom

[brisk plaza]

😭😭

[spark olive]

Idk

[rich crow]

😂

[void bronze]

where your dad at

[rich crow]

my condolences

[spark olive]

At house

[brisk plaza]

Damn feel sorry for u vro

[rich crow]

start working somewhere

[void bronze]

yeah

do some part time

[rich crow]

ill make giveaways soon once i get paid

[spark olive]

Last time i asked him to buy me gold he slapped me💀

[rich crow]

☠️

[spark olive]

So that why i ask

If anyone would like to give me account with knife any knife ill give my Snapchat

So u dm me

[rich crow]

i dont have any account sorry

[spark olive]

Kk

[rich crow]

but ill keep u in touch once i get golds

[gray patrol]

Sigma sigma boi

Sigmaboy

[rich crow]

wanna play @spark olive

[void bronze]

keya

[gray patrol]

Burger King

[spark olive]

Sure ill play on alt acc i got on alt 74 lvl silver

Im grinding acc rn

Alt acc

[rich crow]

i cant play w u then i need above gold

[void bronze]

not what im called!!1

[rich crow]

at least phoenix

[rugged trail]

Hi

[rich crow]

hey

[spark olive]

Ah

[rich crow]

yea

[rugged trail]

Sup

[spark olive]

But can u add me in so2 still?

[rich crow]

nm ill play competitive soon

yeah i can

[spark olive]

Ill give my alt wait

Afk

[ionic inlet]

@solar pecan @keen vortex is there any update?

[gray patrol]

Why is bro pinging the devs

[void bronze]

probably next week idk

[gray patrol]

When I'm the very official comm manager

[devout bobcat]

Getting a job is easy

[hard flint]

I js want to sell my sniper😭😭

[devout bobcat]

Step 1. Get a connection with higher ups

[gray patrol]

If so easy why u unemployed

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[gray patrol]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[void bronze]

[neat bobcat]

oh what snipe

[spark olive]

Here add me on alt

[neat bobcat]

i might be intrested

[devout bobcat]

I got this job without having to go through interview. But it's kinda ahh now 🦛

[gray patrol]

I think I already been in this game for a year

A few days before sun & fun ended

[scenic wind]

Comp anyone

?

Anyone

[gray patrol]

Can't but

[lusty blaze]

Hey guys

What rank comes after master?

[gray patrol]

@verbal imp @velvet drift When are we "getting back" our ranks again???

I was 25 points far from Elite...

[scenic wind]

Elite

[lusty blaze]

Ooh

[scenic wind]

Wht ur rank?

[gray patrol]

Yeah but elite the hardest rank to grind

[spark olive]

Amenti add me on dis

[gray patrol]

Unlike other ranks

[spark olive]

So ill send u pic

[gray patrol]

You have to grind like 200 points or more

[scenic wind]

Fr

[lusty blaze]

My rank is still in calibration i faced a master player so i asked you to get to know whose next

[gray patrol]

And the pts rewards gets decreased

Forget about those 40s per win

You'll get max 25 pts

[scenic wind]

What ur calibration rn

[scenic wind]

Yup

[lusty blaze]

8/10

[scenic wind]

How many wins

[hard flint]

Check photos

[crimson fossil]

Legend is bro

[gray patrol]

There's nothing more after legend lol

[crimson fossil]

Yeah thats to rank legend is the hardest

[neat bobcat]

uh ye im too poor

to buy that-

[gray patrol]

Once you reach legend you can stop playing ranked cuz you already on the highest rank in the game

[hard flint]

Ye lol

[crimson fossil]

Ofc

[velvet drift]

Champion > Elite????

What

[gray patrol]

I was master duuuuh

[velvet drift]

:V

[velvet garnet]

no, its elite, after master u get random matchmaking with some times legends in enemy or low ranks in your team

[gray patrol]

Chat should I force this individual to cosplay Astolfo from fate?

[crimson fossil]

If you play i a team whats hard?

[hard flint]

@open cedar u lucky like where these things for mee

[void bronze]

huH

[velvet drift]

Chat, please don't mind this guy. He has an unhealthy obsession towards me.

[crimson fossil]

And on duel and allies its not that hard to make elite as well

[scenic wind]

Who is really good tht is free rn to ply?

[azure phoenix]

finally unbanned

[gray patrol]

Who is this individual

With all respect

[azure phoenix]

i got banned for a week for saying the name of a person arested for carrying tons of baby oil

[velvet drift]

Lol

[azure phoenix]

weird mod system but ok

[gray patrol]

@velvet drift Someone just took the Konata edit with a cornet I made for game pfp, should I tell them where the image comes from?

[velvet drift]

Go ahead

None of my concern

[gray patrol]

@warm moat opinions

[hard flint]

IS no one rich enough to buy this snpierr😭😭😭😭

[void bronze]

i know im not

[velvet drift]

Good for you

[azure phoenix]

that sniper is ugly..

[velvet drift]

For having such awareness

[gray patrol]

🌵

[void bronze]

[velvet drift]

As you can see, Keya does not have public decency.

[gray patrol]

What is bro talking about

He wants it really bad

[velvet drift]

^ A great example of what I was talking about.

🚳

[void bronze]

no bicycles

what did bicycles do

[gray patrol]

No bikes

@lunar chasm hey you victim

[woven timber]

anyone allies

[gray patrol]

I got pinged in photos

[warm moat]

about what

[gray patrol]

.-. xd

[gray patrol]

Bro doesn't read

[woven timber]

👯 👯 😎 😎 😅

[warm moat]

im busy dawg

[woven timber]

please

[gray patrol]

@woven timber

[hard flint]

@gray patrol i get wht u mean btw the stickers are way to much gold 😃😃😃😃😃

[zinc salmon]

stickers kinda suck ngl

the skins are good by themselves

[noble dagger]

[gray patrol]

Vass lurkin

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[gray patrol]

He Vassing

[still trout]

will any bayonet be available at 2k gold if market crashes?
(im delusional)

[gray patrol]

Or she

Rumors says you're a female but I don't think so

!!

[zinc salmon]

bayonets are pretty rare so I kinda doubt it?

but anything can happen

[devout bobcat]

Osu players consist of males only 🦅

[still trout]

hoping it happens lol

[gray patrol]

Digital Burst's lowest price I've seen was 2800

[void bronze]

[zinc salmon]

I remember in like 2018, before butterfly knives were added, they were so cheap compared to now

[still trout]

sad

[grizzled niche]

[zinc salmon]

i wanna get a competitive rank

but I really don't wanna play competitive

it's just so long and slow

maaaan

[void bronze]

the queue is long and slow yeah

[teal plank]

Well I am back..

[devout bobcat]

Hi back, I'm Zhxrm.

🦛

[grizzled niche]

Yoooogurt

[void bronze]

hello gurt

[grizzled niche]

Waassup

[devout bobcat]

🌱

[void bronze]

nature is healing

[velvet drift]

Bonemeal

[stray violet]

Not if I take down half of the remaining Amazon rainforest to build a Walmart

[devout bobcat]

🤨🫳 nice balls

[velvet drift]

Amazon HQ in Amazon

[velvet drift]

🔮

[stray violet]

Too predictable

[velvet drift]

Predict this

[stray violet]

Already did

[velvet drift]

Tell us what you found

[stray violet]

Yo balls in my mouth

[velvet drift]

Wrong

[void bronze]

dont do that

you cant do that

[velvet drift]

He already has the will

All he needs now is the resources

[stray violet]

I have the resources

[void bronze]

someone stop him

[stray violet]

I just need the flight ticket

[velvet drift]

Someone: Not paid enough to do that

[stray violet]

Him: maaaaaan wtf did I do

[velvet drift]

maaaaaan: ikr what did you even do

[willow girder]

Bro

Nu rsp nimeni

[devout bobcat]

Nature is boning🐦‍🔥

[flint barn]

8 lane highway tbh

[bitter lotus]

Yo guys someone good to help me to get back champion

[devout bobcat]

Need a pool from Texas 🥀

[bitter lotus]

Sire

Sure

Idk im now at 123 cause im still saving for ak

[verbal imp]

Maybe after they update the game

[bitter lotus]

Idk go dm

[flint barn]

wait until you hear about legend

[verbal imp]

I am your pilot

[gray patrol]

Once you reach legend there's nothing else to grind for lol

[verbal imp]

Legend gonna actually be miserable

[flint barn]

300mmr pure pain and agony

[gray patrol]

People who plays ranked after reaching legend have no life

[verbal imp]

Idk how much easier it is

Or harder but it's gonna pain

[gray patrol]

Literally the reason I'm saying elite is hard

[flint barn]

elite not that bad

[gray patrol]

Cuz you grinding to get legend

You guys missing my point so badly smh my head

[verbal imp]

Not really
Just that it's really hard to find games

Especially in master onwards

[gray patrol]

Ranked sucks ahh

[flint barn]

the matchmaking for elite is rather odd tbh, if you solo queue it's a higher chance you get match with golds

for no particular reason

[verbal imp]

But the issue in that is

[gray patrol]

What servers do you play at?

We play on east us

[verbal imp]

I cant depend on ny teammates

[flint barn]

singapore, hongkong and japan

[verbal imp]

They all think they're him and do random shi

[gray patrol]

And we got matched with tryhards

And lose to low levels lmao

Like

The whole team suddenly presses and rushes very aggressively

[flint barn]

lol

my gamesense is rather fucked' cause i keep playing with these such mixed rank

[gray patrol]

Mako killing close targets when I'm rushing with smgs and let me die with large range enemies 💔💔

Like that time we were cleaning mid

[brisk plaza]

Sup chat

[verbal imp]

Just use a rifle

[gray patrol]

Bro had an ak and I had dual uzis, bro got in front of me and didn't let me move

[verbal imp]

Stop using those uzis

[gray patrol]

Both got killed

[gray patrol]

Uzis are cool when yk how to use them

[flint barn]

you gotta understand your position using that gun

[gray patrol]

40 ammo

[flint barn]

i started using mp7 again cause i can rely on it more

[gray patrol]

5 bullets on head and they gone

[verbal imp]

The mp7 is underrated

[verbal imp]

Wsg

[gray patrol]

You can kill up to 4 enemies when you aim it well

[gray patrol]

I use Dual Uzis for close range and deagle for large distances

[flint barn]

i only buy deagle for eco

[brisk plaza]

Life's hard but I'm harder

What about u

[gray patrol]

Kinda same

[neat bobcat]

Uh...

[brisk plaza]

Hi Twink zani

[flint barn]

freakstone

[brisk plaza]

Uh... 🤓☝️

I said what I said

[gray patrol]

I'm not really good with the deagle so I try to keep close ranges with uzis

[verbal imp]

Just living

[gray patrol]

I got called noob and "uzis are no skill gun" a few days ago

[brisk plaza]

Ye

[brisk plaza]

Fair tbh

[verbal imp]

Now this is an issue

[gray patrol]

Told em "go ahead use uzis and I'll use a rifle"

Bro got spanked pretty hard

[brisk plaza]

Bruh noob, Uzi are a no skill gun

[flint barn]

deagle is really good if you can aim well, even if you only tag once that's like -50

[gray patrol]

2 hits at close range and 3 at larges

[verbal imp]

I dislike using the deagle but it's my top 5 used guns

[brisk plaza]

The problem is that people always try to aim for the head, even if they are not so sure about their aim

[flint barn]

why you keep saying large

its long

[brisk plaza]

Standoff players like to gamble

[gray patrol]

I prefer using USP and five seven

[crimson fossil]

Mp7 is so good for low money cost best arm when your low with money i swear

[gray patrol]

For TR I use P350 and Tec-9

[brisk plaza]

M110 is the best budget gun fr

[gray patrol]

Huge

[verbal imp]

Mfw I aim for the head and deal 50 dmg anyway

[void bronze]

m110 fell off

[flint barn]

its a good half buy, if im on a force buy i rather get famas tbh

[void bronze]

shi cant kill anything

[brisk plaza]

I can relate my guy😔

[verbal imp]

Was it nerfed?

[crimson fossil]

Uzy is hard to hit head....

[brisk plaza]

Why would u use it anyway 💔

[crimson fossil]

Thats arm is so hard to playmmm

[brisk plaza]

I thought it's other way around

Its recoil is funny but it almost always lands on head for me

[gray patrol]

No lol

[flint barn]

they changed the recoil pattern

[gray patrol]

It's still pretty good

Not a cheap trick gun anymore

[flint barn]

they buffed it

[acoustic seal]

when new update comes out?

[brisk plaza]

Well in the last 2 months I played maybe 5 games

[flint barn]

no scope accuracy increased and gave it a crosshair

[void bronze]

and the uhh

sm1014

[acoustic seal]

.

[void bronze]

bad gun

[vivid oak]

I remember it used to smack, I'm not good with the mp7 anymore though

[acoustic seal]

Clock announced?

[vivid oak]

Best gun in standoff 2 definitely has to be the m4a1 y'all cannot disagree

[flint barn]

it still is

[crimson fossil]

Yeah that recoil is so crazy and i miss head with uzy every time for me mp7 still best smg

[brisk plaza]

You gotta record yourself screaming standoff 2 12 times to the mirror and send it to the devs. Then they will release an update

[void bronze]

i mean theres the ak

[vivid oak]

M4A1 just clears

[brisk plaza]

It's easy to use, that's true

[vivid oak]

It does both good damage and manageable recoil

[gray patrol]

When I'm bored as hell

I use M110

[acoustic seal]

Ok

[void bronze]

yeah if the enemy team doesnt know how to buy armor

[brisk plaza]

[brisk plaza]

Just use BP50 instead

[crimson fossil]

True

[acoustic seal]

😭😭

[void bronze]

i mean i would buy m4a1 over m4 anytime

[brisk plaza]

I love how I just made a joke that only a small amount of people would understand

[flint barn]

m4a1 is actually the preferred gun on bigger maps, since it's easier to control
i saw this on the major, they use m4a1 more on maps like province and breeze

[crimson fossil]

Awm same for pro players who know how play with sniper is vert insane

[vivid oak]

Not for long range

[flint barn]

bro when they know how to play awm, it's actually really scary

[brisk plaza]

[verbal imp]

I'm wishing for the day so2 ruin all the guns in the game

[verbal imp]

Make them hard to use

[flint barn]

i had a game once where this guy drop a 30 bomb with awm, i was devastated

[brisk plaza]

(it's about me btw 😈😈)

[vivid oak]

I'm only good with handling vertical recoil

[void bronze]

awn is point and click adventure

[gray patrol]

M4 good when your team is trash and need ammo to constantly fight bunch of TRs

[crimson fossil]

Yes its over for your team or enemy team

[verbal imp]

Vydas told me to stop using sniper

[vivid oak]

Spray as in the pattern, I know bru

[flint barn]

yeah bro, it forces you to play utils efficiently 😭

i be marking zones where that mf be always going and im pre nading that no question

[crimson fossil]

Yeas bro,awm pro player need to be studied:)

[crisp stump]

Oh is it?

[brisk plaza]

Yea like literally, yes

[crimson fossil]

Lol😂😂😂

[vivid oak]

This what happen to me on the last round

[crisp stump]

Times did change.

[flint barn]

free awp

[gray patrol]

I hate getting bothered to get killed by my team mates just to steal my shi

[brisk plaza]

😔💔

[gray patrol]

And get killed IMMEDIATELY

[brisk plaza]

Just kill them first

[flint barn]

ikr

[gray patrol]

You can't at all

Like

They flash you

[void bronze]

do anyone use the buy request thing

[gray patrol]

And throw mollies

[crimson fossil]

Yes

[gray patrol]

Make noise when you hide

[flint barn]

just look back at the flash

[brisk plaza]

Just be immune to flash

[crimson fossil]

I buy a bayoneta at 0,03 like that

[void bronze]

no no

[gray patrol]

They do this when I'm sniping

[void bronze]

i mean like ingame

when buying guns

you can ask

[brisk plaza]

💔

[flint barn]

yeah

[gray patrol]

Since I use usp at pistol round I can buy an awm at round 2

[void bronze]

does anyone use that

[flint barn]

i always do

i mean its your team's economy, why wouldnt you ask

[void bronze]

it never worked for me 💔

[gray patrol]

When I get on the spot and aim, they just throw the flash or the mollie at me

[void bronze]

maybe thats just premaster games

idk

[flint barn]

i once died 3 times with my m4a1 but this guy so rich he kept buying me rifles 😭 🤞

[crisp stump]

So keya did return huh?

[vivid oak]

They need to add young fellas and young crackas to standoff fr

[graceful zinc]

Anyone get WH to play? I'll pay if it works

[crisp stump]

I remember that one pfp wars. I cannot remember. It was like something from a anime serie.

[void bronze]

yn

[vivid oak]

Yes that

[crisp stump]

2 months ago, 1 and a half maybe.

[flint barn]

pay up first

[void bronze]

get yourself a man who buys you every round

[vivid oak]

Yn with a beam WRRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRR

[flint barn]

if you solo it'd be hard to req a gun , cause they always want it for themselves

[gray patrol]

I only buy stuff to mates who know what they're doing

[final mountain]

is comp down?

[vivid oak]

Literally me

[flint barn]

when im full party with my team i request the small things like a smoke lol

[gray patrol]

I barely request

They don't even know how to play

[flint barn]

you gotta

[vivid oak]

I never request

[gray patrol]

On ranked

[flint barn]

just ask ngl

[gray patrol]

Only if I'm doing good I request stuff

[vivid oak]

Ion really play ranked

[flint barn]

doesn't hurt

[void bronze]

i ask but they never give

[vivid oak]

I forgot what type of ranked I played 10 times

[gray patrol]

Bc I know it will be worth it

[vivid oak]

I just play standoff for the fun of it

[void bronze]

all of them

[vivid oak]

No like, they tell you to play some sort of mode 10 times to get your rank

[void bronze]

yeah

[vivid oak]

That's what I'm saying I played the same thing 10 times only

[void bronze]

all of them

do that

[vivid oak]

Yea ik

[void bronze]

to calibrate

[vivid oak]

ARE YOU DOUBTING ME

GRRRRRRAH

[void bronze]

i thought you forgot