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Bro believing
U some kind of dealer
Gg
Wdym its snuss, i know whats snuss
Nobody has 1.5k of snuss
With them
They either psychopaths or this is made up
wowwwww bad boyyyy
Yea broooo
Dumbs🤦🤷
its so obvious thats a made up
Thats what a psycho would say no joke
Ik
U have internet?
Battle-scarred

🤦🤷
🤦
Run faster
bro thinks killing is good
🤷🤦
thinks killin is cool
Tryna be tuff s
nice made up icl
Worlds worst rage bait
Kids thought hey let's go in a server and make a story and look cool and tuff☝️🤓
big ahh nose
Quit typing and keep running pls
My account got hacked someone please help me
yall arguing in big 25 
I don't argue with 9 y/o
big 25 in 2025 🥀
K.
curry cup
you are no eception either 💔
Bro come up with something new🤦
go search it up
🤦
with x
Bro can someone help me my account got hacked
Almost laughed
🤦
Bro wants attention
I am avoiding dumb ppl like u
So shut up
Don't want to be rude
Just go away
That's great
that's actually common in serbia
Bro u r so funny
Tf dawg
i aint the one making the rules 😭
we dont celebrate, we Just bring food
He talking about baking a cake
And celebrating
Like its birthday
That is so disrespectful
Respect the dead ❤️
it's weird to me too, i always refuse to eat there
@ornate vault Where you from?
You celebrate deaths
TF
They celebrate deaths there?
So your telling me if i were to die rn
You will jump on my grave
And light up fireworks?
Thats weird
so they emote on my body?
Exactly
they probably hit the griddy
Take the L probably
maybe
Im NEVER going to kazakhstan
What if i die
Fr tho
you forgot the fireworks
Yeah like
My dad died ❤️ come lets celebrate together
Weird
cya
Just caught up reading that convo. That’s crazy lol 😂
Whys the game full of russians
Today i heard in the news that apparently 2 teenagers poisoned their teacher
Bcs game devs are from Russia
How?
I can barely find anyone that speaks english
The Russians created
Yeah i understand
no idea it was something about nicotine pouches
Did the teacher die?
yeah the help arrived to the school but the teacher was already dead
Fr tho
now the school is clossed
It should be
School name?
idk it was in another country
Are the kids in jail now?
no idea
How did the teacher die what did they do to him
but if they are teens then maybe either the parents are in jail or a HUGE fine
They killed a prison
Thats at least 20 years prison
all i know is that they used nicotine pouches and somehow poisoned the teacher
A nicotine pouch shouldnt kill you
the court will decide what will happen
A lot of them will lol
The highest pouches are what 100mg nicotine
maybe overdosed or something
I mean if you like swallow 1
Im pretty sure it can kill you
You dont have to eat them right?
Just keep it
Yah empty the contents in to a drink perhaps ?
maybe
Have you ever tried a nicotine pouch before?
I’m 17 days nic free
I never had one before
Me too
Don’t lol. Not missing much
Ooof later
hi
When will this season items be available in the market?
@sweet eagle next month
investing
and by investing what do you mean
15 days after the pass ends
buy low sell high
does anyone actually buy cheap skins that are sold for expensive
theres unexpected short terms investissement and expected long term investissement
all the time
skins drop in price sometimes
it all depend
high supply = low price
some skins are discontinued, which means they will only increase in price unless items of pass drop in market which a crash and skins decrease in price
umm
ummmm
idk all items are diff
some can decrease or increase
fair enough
if u wanna sell something fast ur gonna sell lower than the request
but its not good
Yo guys i want a teammate to play with because everyone i play with is sucks
🦛
yo i'm need a mod for my project paying $850-950 a week
Tell me what I have to do
Don't they want to add trade into this fkn game?
No
Why would they
@silk kraken once the timer for battle pass and birthday wheel run out and come to 0 will they be on market instantly or will we have to wait even more
add a big Mac and a sprite and I'll take it
Hello
Does the deagle have a special animation?
Yo, how many duration for changing pfp on So2
No duration
Alguém tem um m9 Dark Shiver?
Vro its says "too many picture changing"
Idk vro maybe it has cool down i havent changed it since forever
Do u guys know that M4 is one tap headshot with armor?
Really?
Give it a try
But only max range at 6m
More than that the damage drop off
Oh ok
Same with fnfal
Vro I've been waiting for 3 hours
Idk then.
Anyone else gooning to g22 monster? 👀
Alguien para jugar
🧐
I think every weapon is if ur that close


No. Only some ar
Every at is
I'm talking with armor btw
Apart from the FAMAS and the fal
Yea
M16 also is not 1 tap headshot anymore which is dissapointing

🤨💥💥
Bruh, I'm wait 30 minutes for a "triumphant"
Dude am i got banned for changing profile pic too much?
How much did u change it
you can change like 10 times per day i think
prevent server overload, and can also prevent market scam
...
Anyone wanna q comp singapore?

🦛
.
Want earn some gold? Every 10 levels in commander pass will be rewarded 50g! Dm for more info
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For about 10 or 15+ times
Bro i can't change my pfp anymore, am i got blacklisted or smth
why do you need to change it that often
hello
Nice profile
I like the animation
Thanks anyway
"inappropriate profile picture"
Changing other bruh
How's that inappropriate
Just some pokemon blushin
That's inappropriate you should get banned
Reason: Opinion of a mod
Discord mods gotta be stopped
And how will that happen?
The hammer will pass through their head as they have no brain

ALTA??
Is bro still going on with the same argument since yesterday?
when is pass ending on ios?
wsg people
yo
Wsp gentleman
Okkara allies play?
yeah
Wsg my jamjam
Champion
Or allies
Champion
What server do you play at?
Asia
All server In assia
All good hbu
Japan ✌🏻
Allg man
I see
39763514
Hop on
Nice server BTW all the best.
How much is the AK Vermilion stattack worth currently?
Thx pooks
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Anyone comp?
....
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Felt that 🥀
🥀🥀
..... 💔
...... 🙏
.....💔❌️😭🥀🚽
....... ❌💩? 🤦
What rank are you?
comp ?
not anymore shawty
Algum br?

Lol
skibdiiii sigma 369

Skill issue

Compe gold 3
Allies Master
Duels Gold

I don't got that typa money yet 🥲
ya
😭


Ez

No 🧢
Jiao bao
Bro I can't tell where he coming from
Like I be hearing the enemies footsteps but idk where's he coming from
That'd easy
Unless he's like aps and I'm under aps
Or CT Long and I'm aps
🥀
Or like he's double doors and I'm B
💔
Bro how do y'all play sound😥
My friend tryna teach me
I'm getting better but still
You need to play more defuse
o
You will learn faster and no big looses
yea ur right
No derank or stuff
yeaa
But my kd slowly goin down
I either do 30 assist per game or do like 281 kills per game
Hey I saw that
🤭
Why?
Don't Rush like a noob
Play safe
Extra safe
I managed in one month do a 3k kills and under 1k deaths
wow
Meh
Volume buttons on the side of your phone
That's noob
Shut up
Play no sound at all
😡
Yes play on mute

I did that
Bro flexing the plugs in his banner
Got a few deaths but it was good

Only cause I can't flex them and Kara gold at the same time 💔

Bought for investment, not for looks
Good idea
Guys
I buy for looks and cuz I like them
I was talking to my friend
And he's a night owl lately
And I asked if he wanna play sum defuse
Your boyfriend?
He said no I'll go to sleep
Sybau I got a wife
Keep in mind it's 11:48 AM
Irl
What the hell are you doing here?
Same, but I had the gold available and thought "why not?"
"I went to pick up my sister from school I'll continue sleeping"
Go take care of your wife dude. .🥀
Nah she ain't replying
Damn bro
She don't even know that's how my wife is a wife
Back in the days wit was good
Not rilly
Or
🤫
A wife from some anime
Am eating soup
:3
Pay my child support
Never
Ts so Kevin 🥀
@plain cypress: sybau


Yooo awp is actually kinda fun ngl
....
Of course
yang mau dapet tag wibu bisa join server gw ada di bio profile
Yo can someone help me get my first knife skin in standoff2
i am prostule
I can help you with a kitchen knife skin premium.
Does anyone if when the timer for bday and BP ends will they instantly be on marketplace ?
No
@stoic crown
1-3 weeks ????
Wth
That long to get my matching gloves
What a drag
It is what it is
they need to do it unexpectedly
cause if everyone know when and rushes to market
server will 100% go down
Same question
Real
They do this on purpose so we touch some grass.
real
I wonder how much all items will drop
Gng what's grass
Is it possible to get m9 blue blood for 8k?
Mannn
i dont think its gonna be much, the bp skins are rather mid
Green stuff outside.
Im scared of it
How much yall think m4a1 impact will be worth (normal not st )
Never heard of it
Yeah. I think the biggest drop is when they release new case banger like dynasty
I was able to get blue blood for 8k lol
Yeah that's what I thought.
Did they add that in the lastest update??
Yeye ig so
That's why the severs are down
Well, you gotta see the demand
if people actually like the new collection, then market might see the deepest pit of hell
So scary
Nerd
Does that mean collection price will be high?
Neev
no, it means people are desperate for golds to get the new collection
which means market crash in price
We gotta do smth
I need m4a1 impact to be atleaat 500
....
It'll be prob more than 1000
but that factor is held by demand, if no one wants the new collection then there is no reason for them to be desperate for gold
500 gold costs 14
non-stattrack is definitely going under 500
I have all the cases , stickers , charm packs from the collection, including glove box, should I open or sell as they are
What a scam, could've bought 500 gold instead
i wouldnt open them
I need the blue glove from the collection for a combo
I don't trust my luck
the flicker gloves?
Idk what they called but it's blue , dark blue and red
@naive pendant tell me here if it starts
Wanted to match it the m9 shatter or wtv
is it in the new battlepass
That would be good
I have the ultimate gift and 8 other of the lower gift boxes to fund the glove
Aswell as the glove box and whole of the BP
I also opened stilleto viper from a case from BP which was +700 gold
just hold on to it
the boxes
Or glove case
all of them
Will do
I hope ultimate gift box will be 1k
Praying
I also have 4 of the middle gift box and 4 of the lower ones I plan to keep
i dont think over 1k in the first few weeks
more like 700+ and then it will increase overtime
That's still fine
I made a fat mistake tho
I sold 15 empire cases for 1500 altogether to fund the 9 gift boxes
Make sense. M9 blue blood was reached 7k gold from like 12k
Which killed me because I could've just bought gold to fund the gift boxes
Crazy drop
yes
hiii
Market drop has a reason, its not just cause new collection
Mantis is probably one of the best knife we've ever gotten beside from the m9/butter/karambit
@hexed igloo you reckon the glove case will be more expensive then the blue gloves I want
totally
Ts new prey collection skins is ahh bro ngl. Nothing catches my attention
Not even the glove
Finally back to gold 1!
Congrats
yeah exactly, therefore i dont think market gonna crash as much
Ik but the blue gloves make for a good combo
When Dynasty collection came, everyone was crazy over the new Mantis and Market was at crisis
yeah
M9 dark shiver + gloves slash
We'll see. If the price dropped the same like before imma do research on how this market thing work
Goated
Do you know there is an official site that tracks market price?
O_O
Nope
Didn't know that
lol
What is it
there
it has every items history
well until like 2023
cause the Api for before that year kind of wiped i think
Holy shi. This is very useful
Based from the statistics the dynasty case was the biggest price drop ever since 2023 which is crazy
that is the price of Fireborn "Graffiti"
it was boosted from like 50g i think to 800g
We need to start collecting graffiti too lol
So2 brokers
Hoping those booster got to one of it
Lmaoo ong
Lol
Wdym dynasty case price drop? It not even on market yet
I gotta do some more research on this. Choosing on which to invest
Dynasty collection
shit case
Nah I like the skins
I love the deagle
I have the deagle
And also the m4a2
I also like the uzi
But the uzi dmg is so trash
Like
It's so unrealistic
.
It's chambered in 9mm just like tthe p350.
But a p350 can 2 shot if u hit head but the uzi can't even kill at 3 head shots 😭😭
And btw it's TWO 9mm chambered uzis
That combo is DESRUCTIVE
But axlebolt decided the dmg should be like a water gun
Worse than the g22
Hell even the mac10 is better
Well the statistics prove ur point wrong. I mean it's not that good but it is one of the best case we've ever gotten since like 2023
Probably my top 4 case collection
Ofc the top 3 being the og furious, origin, and fable
.
i just got that deagle from that case after spending 300 gold 😔
i know it's good
but odds are dangerous
Yeah. The ak genesis makes the odds rigged

If any of y'all new player want to open boxes never open dynasty box. The odds of getting permanent weapon is ridiculous too
Higher chance getting temporary than permanent
High risk high reward
Fr bro I opened 150 boxes and didn't got a single permanent rare skin, all uncommon or time limit 🤦🤦🤦💩
Dynasty is the most rigged box. The ak genesis carrying all the odds
💩🤦
Permanent ak genesis in box is 0.01% btw
Imagine 0.2% chance of getting TEMPORARY ak is diabolical
i did say fable or revenge is goated
Besides from its price it is goated
yes
The odds is pretty reasonable too
easy chance of getting stuff and it doesn't makes you sad after spending 100 gold
Ong
Even black magic wouldn't work to get it🤦
💀💀
if it worked then still you can't get stattrack
i never unboxed a single arcane from a box
Just a reminder If u got that permanent ak genesis on boxes u already spent years of ur luck for a 10$ skins
My best is M4 necromancer from boxes. And it was wayyy back in 2019
That's why I don't care about skins and just play the game with default skins 🤦
400g if I'm not mistaken
i remember i got bored of unboxing stuff i just let my coins piled up to 30k ish
and then this random russian guy challanged me to who can get 100k first
he eventually got 100k before me in like a week
In a week???
no way
yeah
....
i still remember that guy, crazy grind
Holy unemployment
lol
give them a job application
i never even got to 50k lol
50? Mine max is 4k. My urge to gambling is very strong 💀💥💥
4k is lot
i never crossed 1k
if im still like a feind to this game i might let my coins pile up again
Sounds impossible
i think i have like 13k still
I only play defuse nowadays. Comp is too depressing as a solo player. Ranger is enough for me
i bought boxes for collections
can't get compi in my region
ppl are so active in defuse
oh yeah i still have some discontinued Origin Boxes lol
Chemu got like 300 fable boxes rotting in his inventory lol
And coins he haven't spent yet
where you play
india
i need to switch to singapore
but ping fluctuates a lot
thats pretty dumb, cause evry indian i know only play singapore and japan
Yeah I had so much fun playing in defuse. Ninja defuse, trolling, knife only, and hardscoping with m40 without need to risk my rank
that's why I don't play compi
i just play defuse and 2v2 or allies
i barely play defuse now
it's fun when the opposite team gets a new russian player
Yeah I remember just running around them with knives cuz they can't even shoot properly 😭😭
neither do they know the map, they just run all around the map
Lies on the second server
Japan is infested with Mongolian and russians
Yoo guys
Fr like they have their own server 💔
it happens with me in cs2
Russians flooding every server bruv 🙏🥀💔
even you get matchmake in iranian server you will have 3 chinese in your team
Fr 💔
No matter which server u got into Theres always russian
how do they manage to get better ping?
The thing is that they dont 💀. They always got 300+ ping
they dont have good ping
300+ and they will teleport to u and one tap u💔
😭
🤣
in my region even in 2v2 they get below 100

if i kill them 2 things will happen with me
- they will slur me in their language
- they will dm me, slur me and ask me for skins
How do y'all have like that role thing in name hro tf
Like
PJSK
OTCG
And i still can't get my master role
😞
The new gift boxes will be in market for sale?
thats a guild lol
who knows
Prob not
Yeah ik i mean
Like
That thingy
In the name
How y'all do that
They pay a server to get that badge ig
Or for free if they own the server or mod
iamgine
Uhh kk
I tried it in my own server but they say it's not available in my country lol
Lmao
Lol
Basically join a tag/guild server
It's free 💔 u don't need to be a mod just join
Basically silver 4
i never even play allies
good luck
Pro or nothing Time to gamble some teamates
just carry your team
Imagine doing 30-5 but ur dumbahh teammates dragging ur down
How do i do it
Oh Yeah some servers give it for free to get members ig
@silk kraken
?
bro i got cursed kenji
Check what I sent in photos and please explain
can u congratulate me
@silk kraken

gold 1 with champ?
Yes
.... 🤦
real
It's not even the mmr that pissed me off, I needed 1 more kill on the last round to finish my BP mission ( get 17 kills on breeze map) and one of the golds flashed ME and got me killed 30 seconds into the round
When we were 9-9
And ultimately completely sold my comeback from 7-2
Feel bad for you
....
?
hope that standoff 2 can sell player skin for real money
who to play
then scams will increase a lot
me
How can this game be 8yrs old yet still have trashy servers??
I
Wsg
?
I want clan?
Get me in cuz im bored
Shucks 😔
Im 17
Hi everyone, how much gold do you think this one is worth? (M4a1 "impact" at 9.99€)
Good @random condor k.d 2.00 only good people aiming kills
You want?
Yes im good trust
@random condor if u want dm me
2.56 i think in general statistics (+ its been a while since i played comp but i think my Kd in it is 1:10-2 KD
Im on a new acc
Not bad
4 fingers gameplay too
My kd not 2.0 i think but im good
Awesome
Eh so badly you can't tdm get much
That's okay
Add me ima send my ID later today ( ingame name : Awakened )
Accept fq
Okay 👍🏻
1.26 kd 😔
go
What go
Who pong me
...
F your clan buddy
Man got a full beard
Get a job
Talking bout some 2.0 kd
i dont think that far
yh
@bleak nest rank


Yo guys what are good gloves for mantis nest
hello
Any glove that have one of the color in nest should do good
Bro same name
you from serbia?
Yeah man
same
gde si brate
Yoo 2 andrej
sta se radi
Ye ye

aa ok
Ti brate?
that's a common name in serbia
nista igram cs 1.6
Respect
hvl
Jel tvoj Kalas na banner
respect
Jel igraš stendof
po nekad
Gg gg
ti?
Isto
ima talk in english so the mods dont ban me for speaking serbian in english chat
Alt alr
What's up cjat
add me if you wanna
Sure
Wats up
...
Who leaked this bugs bro every gold is dodging my games
Im sick of this
Bad busters
trash server
Halfway through the game, everyone's ping dropped to 300-400
potato server
Pls 100 g
Yuhh


Damn sucks yall didnt qualify for eurovision finals
i didnt even watch it, i assumed that we would probably perform bad
Why you talking about I'll send clan
Im so done with these bad randoms
anyone wanna play comp? Jpn region
anything below legend rn is trash
Did they nerfed ranked?? I got my calibaration rank in allies as bronze IV, even tho I don't belong there
100% rage bait
Anything below master is trash
im gold iv
101% rage bait
Wich one
Butterfly dragon glass
Idk much bout knives but I kinda like it tbh
Ok lil bro 
hi
not hi
Yo gangos iphone 14 pro used or samsung s24 fe new both cost around the same at 500 euros
😆
Someone pushing allies voice?
Meow
Meow 2
Samsung fr
...
...
!!!
,,,
just dots dude
yes
no
ok
Bro knows the rules
can you even gift somebody something in so2
....
noobs
how much the white mantis cost?
...
Guys look in media rq
that's why they didn't add irl trading in standoff 2
hey how can i report a scammer
he scammed me with tanto glitch
i have chat and every proof
Meow
Meow
...
what happened
i got scammed
scam where
standoff
man
you can report it in @silk moth
i chat with the guy 2 hours he seems nice he teaches me how to sell things for 0.03 then boom he blocks me
with proof
What is MY chat doing 🩵🩵🩵
dm comms
goon
Yeah
Is play store the cheapest way to buy the pass?
Can somebody pls help me get to allies Phoenix im at gold 3
I could help you,
Hi
i did it man now i hope ill get my knife back
