#💬│english-chat
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youre a fanboy
144592254
of jerman
90

My name is Violette
mako
good boy.
Nah
🙂
I added you
Hey @past star
Yes?
Can we wait to tonight?
You from?
after I see your pfp, I feel headache now
So you play Singapore server?
Ranks dont matter
@past star rank make me fell not good
So, standoff 2 just released a comic for $14
2.47 k/d?
@sick cave No nitro?
It'll be insane ngl
No nitro 💔
Gift me nitro
gotta be tuff gng 🥀
How dare you use my spell against me
@gray patrol i saw that
Do it again
Jaw dropping moment
very real screenshot 100% not editted
real real
Miku gore
Teto Wh-
Krusty krab krew
kebab kebab kebab
@past star, I never win a legend player;(
=> you not serious
Now you won
I'm not belive on this result
if I won you, now I'm elite, not phoenix;(
Don't worry, my English is terrible
@past star, I'm sad:(
Why
Is a fake result
is not my real ability, @past star
how can I won a legend 8-4?
Is impossible, @past star
Its alright, you are good
We will fight again in 10p.m (utc+7), Mrs.@past star
Yes Sir
🫡
🦜
Imma have to lock in
New update yay
Yea, they fixed the audio bug
I didn't even notice it
Why they removing custom lobby
What threat
brickster
Cause of hackers
They're promoting their cheats on lobby
Even tho they're not in the lobby, they can send messages
That means you got a really good trust factor
That thing exists in this game? 🦜
Not only cheats, they also promote their selling gold services
Recently, yes
But it's hidden for now
Your trust factor can be ranging from 80 - 90 if you're legit
And 30-40 if you're cheaters
I reached master my season is over 

Time to derank with friends now
Get to legend
Yes please
Legend def not for me, I am washed
I only played good in lockdown
I'm almost master
But got derank to ranger
Wait, was it master first?
Or was it elite
Master
mako
@velvet drift invite
Meow
Hi guys
For 650
Any one competitive?
Idc just hop in the lobby wit me
bronze pleer
no
Ok
i dont wanna play
vydsa
zain
I got my jk for 650 gold
And I can sell for 800
I should hold onto it tho
I am getting a job 2 yrs later
Nah
Bro
Wtf was that
Ewww
What server are u getting those from

When I get employed I'm buying all the karambit gold in the market
I'll make a monopoly

cooked
get this empl*yee outta here
Why did they remove the og pfps
We have a gooner in chat
Get this gooner outta here
?????
Sybau
bro got rejected before he could speak
MODS!
give this man some praise
terminal stage 3 cancer
Hi
1738
crazy
I need a person who wants to rank up in allies (please play decently and not crazy)
hi
does anyon have some clips of standof2
yes
can u send me some
Memememememe
i cant
Drop id
Np
It's in photos
Go up a bit
Jay
Is the name
82341876
Rare id
what sound do use for my edit fpr happy birthday video
Ok
sure
and u have any so2 map clips
what?
u have any standtoff2 map clips
no
alr
Hey is anyone facing an issue cuz of update?
My friends have ios and i have android they don't have the new update
Wait to tomorrow
I wanted to play with my friends ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
same as me
Yeah
Its because of the spin
Skins = gamble
🤑
The devs know how to manipulate the market
goddamn it i should have bought it when it was 0.30
crazy lol
9g for a aquarium
Bro some uncommon are like 1 gold now 😭
so when spins ends its gonna get low?
Its crazy
yeah should i sell my uncommons
Yeah in a few days after the event probabpy
i have 400
Yes back to 0.03
Guys!!!
good then
i just went to photos and saw the skin being 14g
Do anyone knows whats the maximum aistrikes on weapons the number?
i stopped playing, delta force is better
What's the best and rarest pattern of a pattern skin
Its probably knive skin patterns
When will axlebolt release a dragon lore
Basically have a chance to get temp skins and a bit of mats
To create gifts
?
My friend wants to know
We don't know
Airstrikes?
Yhyh
What's a airstrike
You mean stat track?
Stattrak?
Yep
It's 99999
My english not that good😅
Yeah prob 99999
Ty
If so2 actually copied the whole cs2 system
Then it would probably continue counting after 999999 too
And will continue until 4.2 bil
Which is basically the integer limit
and you can open those gifts
Does anyone know a small but active clan that will accept me
Tbh if it's the blue or purple gifts
You can open but if it's the red one
Def not
I got 800+ hrs
1.57 kd
Champion, Phoenix, gold
That was a good pfp
Thanks
they are temp or perm?
The skins in the gift?
Or the ones you get in the spin
gift, and so if u sell skins u get mats?
Nope, the only way you get materials is by using the spin. And once you use a gift your skin is perm
K/d: 2,37
Rank: ranger (duel)
Hours: 510
🦜
Got rekt by high ping Chinese
This is why I play eu
High ping advantage is crazy
@velvet drift lin kinda sus tho
Idk if it's his ping
Or he's cheating
I have a clip of him shot me behind wall
Prolly high ping
It's aight
I'm back to Phoenix
I'm just gonna solo que france
Easier match with high ping ngl
@velvet drift #📸│photos

copemaxxing is key dude
Wdym
risk the biscuit
I just played 2 matches
wanna play
In competitive
whats new in update?
@rich crow
S9
I will msg you then we play i am busy right now
Thx you are good right ??!
i mean today there was a update?
Nope
In the bp, can you sell the skins that you get from bp cases, or do you have to wait a week?
wait for a week then it's a sellable item on the marketplace
Once an bp update finishes u can now sell them
Okay, thank you
Sup guys
Oooo
hello chat
iamgine
Sup chat
Hi does anyone play on xiaomi redmi pad pro tablet ?
that's rare
Ye
Should I up my sensitivity to 1.25?
Guys
How Can I get knifes
Yea lets go
Sure but I'm not that good
Ok
Add me Skibiditoilet114
What is the best emulator to play games?
Mine bane is demon
Sended!!!
Whats the size of update
Hmm it says 12 min even thro when I download the game its says only 5 min
2gb lol
🤡🥶
I have poop device
Nope like super poop 2 gb rom phone with 16 gb ram
Oh you mean 2gb ram and 16gb rom
Hmm yeah
Yea
Mine is 4/128
😭😭
Bro dropped the whole specs
I ask my parents to buy me phone but they tell me to complete my study first 😭😭😭
Yeah it's good, the chipset and ram is good
That's good, keep your focus on studies
That's good
I get 60 fps unstable lol
205 I think
I have 25 fps🤡
I had setting on 120fps but it only give me 25fps
Hahaha I am not addicted to skins, all default and free skins lol
real
I never on that mode
Oh nice, good for you
I mean my phone only support 25 fps
Yeah because 2gb ram isn't enough
Sure
Okk sir
When is the next season
After gta6
I am not that good 😌 you know and plz don’t refused to play with me after knowing that
Nah dw, you are good
When this season is finished
Someone allies
😭🤡🥶😍😍
I sell m4 bubblegum full stickers for 230 gold
Your rank in allies?
bronze 1
Damn must've been a pro.
zeno_283 lets play
Plastic bag
@rich trout @blissful ibex lets play
210223420
Why can't I change my pfp
Idk henz bro
Damn
Maybe try again after a day or two lol
Anyone on for comp Singapore
There is a 24 hour cooldown if you change your avatar 10 times in the same day
can u tell me if the devs have replay sys for them? to analyze cheaters? 🙂
Jammy hehe i have a req😅😅
why this thing exist though, i cant see the point of it
What
why?
To decrease some load on servers, perhaps, I'm not sure
Do you have waste skin
understandable
That i can sell to make money 😅😅
Good
you flashed my eyes
Yeah I had but I sold it too lol
I wouldve but I don't have rn
😭
whaaaaa
Took screenshot

📷
Freak
It's going to mods
terzo
Chart is dying
Expectations in life
Yes, our own skin
Can I buy somweon 1 kinf for 200 golds
Can I take yours
Nah invest in urs
Show me
No i think I'll take yours
Nah not for sale
Nonconsentually
I have a kitchen knife if you want tho
Nah
Kpop is noob
OK
Weirdo
📷
Dont feel offended
Dont even see ur point though
Idk bro i dont care about my level bro
I got that invite players thing idk
Dude i am not opening so2 becuase you said so
Are u delulu
Pliss let me get only one kinfe for 204.73 gold
That makes little to no sense even for a joke tbh
So ur basically saying nonsense
And send nsfw pics
51
Yall got too much time to argue for nothing
Great job
51
@rich trout
Its obv if ur not 13 yr old or something
Ok
🦛
Does anyone know who's the richest standoff 2 player
💀😭
Me
@rich trout probably
You goon too much
The fact that u said this tells alot about you! 🤓
At least mine makes sense
Ur in discord wdym
Ok
Ok pvp and ignore me
Like block me
Or something
That feature exists
Why are you arguing with me then
And ur one sending nsfw content and thinking about s3xual stuff
Ur dude with anime pfp, we might aswell say "its always the dudes with anime pfps"
💔 🙏

How can he humble me when ur literally crying on a rage bait 🤣🤣🤣
I carried butter
💀, braincells dont have gender so idk what ur talking about
Are you implying trans people are r3tarded?
How old are you
I eat butter
what even is this chat rn
Ur femboy yourself its like similar team
No, that disorder is unknown…
I am not
Yall still arguing damn chill, spread love
Its rage bait 😭
Bro is on a mission
i dont like ANYTHING
And i am sorry keya but that was terrible
People still haven’t decided on what it is. For me personally, it doesn’t even exist, easier to live that way, just deny it exists and you’ll be happy.
I don’t want him.
Id bet you dont have a job either lmao
dont say the j slur please
Hahaha
wsg
Can someon sell me one knif for 204.73
Yeah, that education will help you a lot, right?
Beef
I carried this guy too
What are you trying to say
If you leak you will never play with me
dont make me send ss bro 💔
My good boy
Nah u can't
Poki fr
EW
Look at this guy tryna act tuff here while in dm
Hahaha yeah ik our clan members are unbeatable hahahahaha
i js dont like being called a good boy bro
Kb bro u literally had nothing to do with the arguments, write it already its not an essay man
I am asking, question mark at the end. For someone who’s about to go to uni, you have quite the amount of questions for basic logic…
fr 💔
good girl
How did you conclude that though
woah
Good boyy
Let me see
where'd ts muhfugga spawn from
Where was i illogical
Can u sell me any kinfe for 204.73 gold
college is a scam
im about to graduate and im not sure if i can even find a job
Keya please i am like being friendly, get out some better line on me
Its not good bro i am feeling bad for you
By saying: “What are you trying to say”, to a question with answers yes or no.
I rooting for you rn
U can sell me any kinfe for 204.73 gold
@pseudo steeple it aint that serious bro 💔
Ain’t got none that cheap brother.
Bro they are in the middle of a beef
Situation isn’t - I am.
Becuase yes and no messages can have implied meanings
I am a serious man.
Good enough?
Hahahaha.
ken carlson
😂
opium
Theyre the victims 🤣
i wonder
Did you find account?
we can see youre the victim
nah i got bored
Lmao
where did hb come from
Theyre not really tho
even if i do that you wont be able to get the knife
WOAH
Thats crazy
LMAOOO
WOAH
Not even scorpion
Imagine bro
Yes I would
no you wouldnt
How is server starting to rage bait itself
Yes, you say… Even though all education actually is, is a B plan for when you fail what you’ve been working on while attending uni. Crazy man, crazy…
How u know that
you arent the highest bidder bro
it aint worth it bro, trust me
because of how market works, it will automatically goes to the highest bidder
Wowwww
why is she freaky
it's a freaky one
Istg i didnt mean to come
How does that insult me
just turn off your device atp
It insults you?
I think education is point of getting bigger chancess for brither future, or i misunderstood
Who is this? 🤣🤣
Well, idk i thought that was the point
@reef scarab this is not the real one bty
Don't dm him
Hop on
It wasn’t, I am not trying to insult you in any way, not why I even entered the argument. I am the one who’s trying to see if people here even think about what they write, or just talk out of their pipelines…
In a population of 1, sure buddy
Idk man i just ragebait becuase i got nothing to do
And this is sucess
😭
Get a job
What subject you chose?
Yah ik kinda, degenerate to do that but hey they are two gooners 😭
For uni studies.
Prob gonna go with field in psychology
i shouldnt have updated the game
do half time
i cant find any match
It doenst work like that here
freelance
yeah
Hm
Same
I feel so bad about rage bait now
what major you in
dont say CS or Eco
Its kind of hard to explain
or IT
Ok so, lookkkkk
real
eco is like the most populated major where im at
Yeah… Not gonna spill my opinion on that, wish you good luck in finding a job in that field - hope you have an honest heart and can act mature, and hope that all of this nonsense is just an act online. Take care man 🤝
I go to high school still (i will end it at 19), so we basically study all subjects here from latin to psychology to philosophy and stuff, then you go to uni, i will probably go in field of psychology
wtf
I just acted immature anyways lol
higghschool til 19???
Yep
That’s normal.
is it?
Social media is screwed
It is
Some high school are 5 years here and you enter at 14 lol some even end at 20
thats like 1 more year
highschool ends at 17 here
You’re basically living in a world of expectations 
maybe its just us
mines 18
12 grades in most of the EU, after that 5-9 years in uni depending on the field.
damn
Usually a high school would focus on one subject but mine is a bit different
There might be 4 years field, but not sure.
9 years to get a degree
thats like minimum
Maybe construction engineering takes 4 years.
Degree is lame. 5 years of working experience on a god damn entry level job is outrageous 
But that’s the lowest it will go.
Just start your own business or work with oversea companies that only take employees according to skill level instead of education level
Accepting fresh graduate
Requirements:
- 5 years of job experience
I didnt reply fully, even if its "just" act online it still tells alot about me lol, i probably did this once or twice so far, mostly out of frustration from some weirdos
Hope my dad realise that degree won’t do crap anymore
and this is just for internship
no salary
lmao
Welp true
Sadly
Life (optional)
Are you ok?
first few weeks was alright
the rest I feel like dying
I aint getting a degree just to be unemployed because companies want high experience for a beginner job🦕
Also degree is expensive
And I hate debt
Life has not been treating me right these days
man
if i was paid, it would be alright
Hit me up if u need to talk
The crazy part is that in EU most of the uni’s don’t give you much practice, it’s mostly all theoretical stuff. College in EU gives you practical and theoretical knowledge, which is a better choice and easier to get in because of their lower requirements - but then again, that paper comes from a college, prestigious workplaces don’t care about you, even if you know and have more practical skills than uni folks 😂
i got lucky on my internship because my relatives introduced me
Yeah exactly
I would want to talk but, it only makes matters worse
Any new promo codes?
WHAT ‼️
You can work the same thing as a guy with uni and work harder than him and ur still gonna get paid less here becuase no uni
But sometimes it is useless
Becuase some workplaces dont actually care, some do it depends
how long
They expecting us to start our own business and then quit after a few years to gain that working experience
pain and agony
I bought sting for 12.50 gold
Hello? If I already started my own business, I won’t demote myself to worker anymore 
Congrats
i legit did everything other than the real job
Ty
mostly did the petty work
What is new in the update?
Education isn’t bad, especially if your business focus stands in the same field as your studies subject. You can work on your business while attending uni (not the same for all studies), but it will be stressful, trust me… But it’s good to have a B plan if the business doesn’t workout.
What’s the point of becoming a worker on a bigger company if you already became a boss on your own company 
You wont but what if the business doesnt work out and fails miserably and you are at the point of bankcrupcy and you have a wife and 6 children to feed
6 chilren in this economy??
i had a funny experienced during my internship, one day i didnt bring my scooter so i had to call an uber to go back home
this driver took very long to move, he then replied to me "just cancel it, i got pulled over" and i literally saw him across the road lol
that is outragous
You American or European?
What about 8 underage siblings whose studies you have to pay for with your own money
LMAO
None 
I only have 1 sister
😭
Our culture don’t do that
That’s your dad’s problem, not me
Or their own problem
Bumbaclart
I only take care my own, they can take care their own🦤
Where you from then? Asian country?
The “mind your own business” type
Malaysia
🐦🔥
Just finished diploma and I’m still thinking if I should go for degree or straight up working
Oh no…
Meow
Bruhhh
Minimum wage is awful there, holy…
Right now I’m just working in contract
Whats min there
Bruhh
If I didn’t check in, no pay
minimum wage here is $0.6

What u up to
Yeah right…
Contractor have no minimum wage
I only make $166/month
As usuall i guess
🦤
Bruhh i work 3 days a week and make that
yeah average salary here is about $150 per month
Gotta build that jaw line
Where u from?
What ?
MEOW MEOW 🧏♂️🤫
indo
south east asia

If you work in government sector, minimum wage is $400 every month
I get paid 1200 euro a month during summer here
good for you
Idk, $166 is kinda enough for me since I don’t pay the bills in the house
Well the minimum wage at my contry are 350€
Average is 11K annually… If salaries are that low, means you:
A) Don’t make that much from your business.
B) Your business is international.
C) Your business is focused on construction or projects development.
food is cheap here i guess
its cheap here
I hope so bro
i mean i eat instant noodles 3 out of 7 days
Damn..
gambling pay me🤑
My bike road tax and insurance every year
@kind flame
What your business makes annually? Don’t need the details, just an average yearly amount in focus of how long the company has been standing for.
Idk, I didn’t ask my boss
🦅
Don’t feel the need to ask since I’m not permanent staff

But definitely struggling a bit
I am lost now 😂
Kb whats ur education?
You work with companies, not a company, you are a contractor… Didn’t see you said that, all good 😂
I work in contract position, which means I only get paid by attendance. No work, no pay
Missed it accidentally.
Real
But I don’t have a PC since my dad hate Windows
@dense thistle ✅
Architect.
How are ya?

Never seen staff here… First time.
It’s about Larry innit
Why is do some individuals here consistently send nsfw content and dont get banned?
Who?
The one trying to scam everyone in dm
Yea
Larry.
Yeah, I saw ax sending some nasty stuff here! It’s crazy…
@devout bobcat He tried to scam my this lil bro "I'm sorry but you gotta go"
They’re not robots who monitor the chat 24/7 
Terzorenai and i and that person keya sent gifs with slurs in it and i wouldnt be surprised if they send nsfw too (12keya_)
@silk kraken make me fr I am
Why that plush never became a charm?
Adam is the closest one
It’s literally Adam
Just different pose
You can buy their plush instead
Sleep with Adam
🦕
Yeah… I’m good 👍
Shi I missed it what was it
I am weirded out by this server moderation considering that majority here are minors
Nothing.
This Russian noobs make alt account and play allies and the alt account molly himself and pinpoint the location and stuff and rank up man
Do they get banned or
Bro is gate keeping it 😭
Hello yall
I haven’t seen any NSFW content here.
Only Russian game chat screenshots with curses and such.
Usually they delete it instantly
Welp, here goes the moderation then.
You can see deleted messages in the mod logs I think.
If they have it here. I was a mod in a different server, they did.
Yeah they can
How to report other than a cheat ?
Pray
But that person i was arguing with sent two naked anime girls kissing and rubbing on each other, tho there wasnt anything that explicit shown, its obvious what it represents, yk?
This is just minor example tho
Invoke three holy Marys.
Russian and chinease are ruining the game for me
Absolute freaky
✋👁️👅👁️🤚
Yeah bro absolute cinema
@hexed igloo I randomly signed up for a test ride
That's crazy can u send it to me just to verify
Wdym bro i dont save that stuff
What violation do you want to report?
And its not like its hard to access content like that nowdays, ik its a joke but its stupid tbh
It’s their problem.
Basically in solo Ranking in allies Russian comes with his friend and a alt account and the alt account somehow ends up in your team and the alt account basically mollies himself and they know my exact location and worst thing is when alt account has spike u. Got no chance
Yo
If they keep such stuff in their gallery, maybe they will need your expertise in the future. More work you have - more money.
lol
https://help.standoff2.com/en/
"Send us a message" > "Report a player" > "Report a player for another reason", fill out the requested details
Ah thx
May i ask?
Why did you unite against me lol
✅
When?
tea's gone cold and i wonder whyyy
You said u wouldnt employ me or something
Wait did they get banned lol, the tenrzo guy his messages are gone
diddy
Yo wsg yall
Oh, because of your character you were showing back there, with all that gender talk and whatever else that was.
Oh okay
Hey wanna 1v1 friendly?
Whats your rank
Sure.
Alr give me ur ID
gold
He called my braincells trans tho 😭, that makes no sense
Damn
Whats that suppost to mean, like am i the stupid one
You give yours, my profile is private and friend request locked.
Trust me im good
Alr lemme copy my id and i will paste here
Bro I'm silver what can I say
Alright.
He’ll crush me, trust.
Axelbolt boosted me to champion 🥀
Bye
Take care.
You too kb
144472564
Alright. Same name and PFP as on DC.
Yo add me too my name is Saint
Okay
I’ll add you now, one second.
They're gone
Alr
Alrr
Done.
Thank you sir
Also arsebraum17 said hard R and deleted it too, sorry forgot that one
Nuh uh.
I will accept later
Aight
@silk kraken May i dm?
This guy named AXMN said it too
He probably deleted it tho
Who are you really??
Banned
another update 😔 🙏🥀
Whaa
I open gun menu, it buys after 3-4 seconds after the click.
Game hates you
What for
They ddosing me for real…

Bro I get 80 ms in 40mbps 😭🙏
@stray violet noob
Lithuania not working with EU servers anymore it seems…
Guess we Asian now…
Oh it was joke
Its n word with r on the end, if this wasnt a bait question or something
tragic
It was a bait 🥀



