💬│english-chat

[somber hill]

Guys mod arrived

Im scared

[velvet drift]

6k mold

[somber hill]

Hes deleting messages in portugese

[dawn fox]

Yes

[devout bobcat]

🦛

That was so cringe, spelele

[velvet drift]

Zani reincarnate @devout bobcat

Amazing

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[gray patrol]

Send gold

26000

Rn!!!!

[warm moat]

time to buy rs7

and stickerbomb it

[flint barn]

brap

[velvet drift]

Fire in the hole

[flint barn]

bkaelsdhvfk214ve'1kn

[void bronze]

tehsavagedripgod

[proven raft]

Hello y'all

[gray patrol]

Uh

Who are you

[hexed igloo]

Wattasigma

[lilac sierra]

Hello friends

[opaque hornet]

Hello

[crisp frigate]

Petition to bring back Zone 9

[dawn fox]

Where df u been

[distant whale]

I lost comp

[plush jetty]

Someone want to play comp

[rain knoll]

What do u mean because

I want it to fit

guys does my pfp and banner FIT?

Caps mb

[warm moat]

just because you want it to fit

doesnt that mean it depends on if you think its fit or not

why are you asking if it fits or not

if only you want it to fit

[gusty cave]

[tame jay]

I give promocode free in private

[crisp stump]

p

[blissful ibex]

Wsp

Do you know what's up with renn?

He deactivated his account

Or deleted idk

[opaque iris]

Is there anyone with half a brain that wants to play compe?

Im unranked but I won't go solo q

I would say this game has a dark system but there's no matchmaking system

Either it's 1v9 or 2v8

[vapid thunder]

@dense thistle BRUH

[viscid igloo]

.

[vapid thunder]

Cute

🤑

EZ

Ez

😡

[dense thistle]

Bunch of fakes

Never can be og

Only can copy

[vapid thunder]

ez

Neev come play

[opaque iris]

Hiya turan

[vapid thunder]

@dense thistle Play or me eat u

[vapid thunder]

Horse

Peta

The horse

Its here.. 😰

[opaque iris]

anyone compe

[velvet drift]

Nice car

[void bronze]

mustanng

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh

[brazen hollow]

🥺

@dense thistle

How did you put the "ez" next to your name?

[dense thistle]

Gotta join server

[brazen hollow]

🥺

What server?

[velvet drift]

If I had a chicken jockey

[gray patrol]

You have to send me 26k first!!!!1!1!1!

[brazen hollow]

Hahaha

[dense thistle]

Need to join a server and you can put it on

[lunar chasm]

bruh

[brazen hollow]

ye i have tag

[brazen hollow]

sigma sigma boy

[gray patrol]

Copry spnsro em

[rain knoll]

I know man but i am saying DOES IT FIT because i want it TO fit

Please man

why are u making me go thru all this😭

can u just tell me if they both match or no

😭

[alpine bluff]

Mm not really i think

[rain knoll]

everybody i ask says i think it fits

i mean

ill just keep it

Lol

[alpine bluff]

Yea

If you like it

Then thats good

Its nice anyway

[hot oracle]

Antycheat standoff 2 he is blind

[unreal pasture]

why is it taking too long to find match in standrise

[proper monolith]

Hi

[unreal pasture]

Why is it taking too long when im tryna play

[distant whale]

Server dead

[dense thistle]

You dead

[distant whale]

Me no no dead

[dense thistle]

No dad?

So sorry to hear that my friend

[distant whale]

Me have dad

[dense thistle]

No nitro

[distant whale]

No wife

[dense thistle]

So sorry to hear that my friend

[dense thistle]

Kevin short

[distant whale]

You short

[dense thistle]

You build like a baked been

[distant whale]

You built like bean couch

[dense thistle]

You build like a been that I don't wanna eat

[distant whale]

You built like coleslaw

[still steeple]

been💀

[distant whale]

No want eat

[dense thistle]

You build like tuna

Stinkey

[distant whale]

You built like shark

Scary

[dense thistle]

I will eat you tuna

[still steeple]

you 2 are built like garden gnomes

[unreal pasture]

Who wanna play 1v1 standrise with me cause it takes too long to play im bored

[dense thistle]

You build like emo kid

[distant whale]

I will you eat you

[still steeple]

fake

[distant whale]

You bully

[still steeple]

im 197cm tall

[dense thistle]

Me eat me you

[distant whale]

Me eat you back

[unreal pasture]

Can someone 1v1 with me on standrise???

[still steeple]

Maybe when I get home if ur still up

[dense thistle]

Me eat you eat you back me eat you back again

[distant whale]

Me eat you back and me enjoy

[unreal pasture]

My matchmaking rn is 43 minutes ahahahah

[dense thistle]

Me eat you back and me no enjoy me vomit

[still steeple]

Damn maybe by the time I get there you'll find a match💀

[distant whale]

Me no want eat back and me leave you

[unreal pasture]

Lmao

[dense thistle]

Me leave you first so you no leave me, me leave you

[distant whale]

Me cry and chase you and tie you and we kiss

[still steeple]

Yo what

[unreal pasture]

Why is it taking too long tho???

[dense thistle]

Me call you gray

[unreal pasture]

Bro wth

[still steeple]

Maybe ppl aren't playing or smth

[still steeple]

Freaky ahh

[distant whale]

Me say it is friendly greeting

[distant whale]

You too

Too*

TOO

[dense thistle]

Me shoot you

[still steeple]

Aw hell no

[dense thistle]

Me say mission complete

[unreal pasture]

Its just deathmatch

[still steeple]

Freaks

[distant whale]

Me become alive and marry

[dense thistle]

Me no marry

[dense thistle]

Me underage

[hot oracle]

who can shoot from the nipple

[distant whale]

Me sorry

[bold sparrow]

Need an gold 3 allies to push ranger

[still steeple]

Im out

[distant whale]

Me underage

[dense thistle]

Me send you jail

[still steeple]

Hahaha

[distant whale]

Me no adult

[still steeple]

Ur done

[distant whale]

💔

[hexed igloo]

hi chat

[still steeple]

Hello

[hot oracle]

Bye chat

[dense thistle]

Me tell police

[sour star]

hi tani

[dense thistle]

Me press charges

[distant whale]

Me pls no

[hexed igloo]

hi pydas

[distant whale]

Me no adult

Me innocent

[still steeple]

rizztraining order

[hexed igloo]

adult = criminal

[dense thistle]

Me say ez

[still steeple]

Literally me

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[still steeple]

Not with that cut tho

[sour star]

you cut yourself?

[still steeple]

Cut as in haircut

Like damn

[sour star]

damn u depressed

bro cutting himself

[still steeple]

Nah

That sht lowkey cringe

[sour star]

so you cut yourself

you cringe bro

[still steeple]

Nah yhat you bro

[sour star]

nah u cringe man

[still steeple]

Look at your profile

[sour star]

super sigma

ik

[still steeple]

Cringe asl

[sour star]

nah just sigma

too much sigma

[bold sparrow]

Need someone to push Allies gold 2 above

Gold to ranger

[sour star]

u cant comprehend

[still steeple]

you keep talling yourself that lil bro

[gray patrol]

Someone

Drop

26k

[sour star]

im tallin'

[still steeple]

wtv

[bold sparrow]

Mogger

[gray patrol]

What's going on

Why is Vydas arguing with toromentor1

[still steeple]

toro

[gray patrol]

Sorry I meant

Thormentor1

[still steeple]

Thor

[still steeple]

vydas is a grey and i dont like him

[hexed igloo]

WHAT

[still steeple]

its a slang term

[sour star]

you tweakin

[woven quail]

Anyone master+

[still steeple]

whatever you say grey💔

[sour star]

bro still tweaking

[hexed igloo]

tweak more

[still steeple]

bro still grey💔

[sour star]

im sigma

youre too beta to understand

[still steeple]

grey tryina talk to me🥀

[woven quail]

Anyone has a server where i can find high elo players

[mighty cypress]

gm

[unreal pasture]

Who wanna play 1v1 on standrise with me

[ebon night]

[opaque iris]

anyone comp

[gray patrol]

Snwd glod

[sour star]

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[stray violet]

What if there was a hawk tuah mode in stendoff 2 where you would plant the bomb and the bomb would go hawk tuah when it blew up and to stop it, the counterterrorists would have to spit on that thang 😹 😹 😹

[alpine bluff]

rofls

[gray patrol]

Send me 10k glod!!

[tidal jacinth]

Go to #📸│photos

[hexed igloo]

go for fang

[gleaming silo]

Depends on wut u like

Stiletto just better for me

[sick cave]

I love sting

But after they changed the idle animation, I hate it

[still steeple]

Get what you like

[sick cave]

Broken knife

[still steeple]

Wym

[sick cave]

They haven't fixed the animation

I think they released 4 updates already and haven't fix the left hand animation

Better keep it

It's a basic gift box anyways

[hexed igloo]

youre hoping a little too high

[still steeple]

Nah

[hexed igloo]

id say like 20g

[still steeple]

Seems so

[hexed igloo]

fang for me

[still steeple]

Crazy cuz i opened like 5 ultimate gift cases

[hexed igloo]

it can see more with fang

[sick cave]

Just get what you like at this point

[still steeple]

25

[hexed igloo]

real

hell no

[still steeple]

yh

Just the gloves

And 4 smgs

💀

[sick cave]

This guy opened two boxes and already got the gloves #📸│photos message

[hexed igloo]

the mp5 is the biggest criminal

[sick cave]

I hate that thing

[still steeple]

Crazy

[sick cave]

I opened 10 glove boxes already and all I got was the mp5 and molotov 😭

[still steeple]

Lucky*

[still steeple]

No way

Pretty sure I've seen a guy get 2 pairs of gloves

Im thinking of getting more gift cases but I think imma save up

For that impulse mantis

Shi clean af

[sick cave]

This guy #📸│photos message

[still steeple]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

its aight

[still steeple]

Its white

[hexed igloo]

its mainly orange

[still steeple]

Dunno why it took the devs like 8 years to add a white pair of gloves

[still steeple]

Damn fr?

[hexed igloo]

i mean they did add autumn

[sick cave]

I think they just hired a new skin designer

[still steeple]

Im joking

[hexed igloo]

have you even seen it lol

[still steeple]

Yeah i was sarcastic

[sick cave]

By the looks of the skin in dynasty collection, it's different than what we have on previous battle passes

[hexed igloo]

if that mantis is fully white i might actually consider ngl

[stray violet]

Mama imma criminalllll

[still steeple]

Fr tho

I posted 2 pics in #📸│photos

Nah

[sick cave]

#📸│photos

Not released yet

It's gonna be an offer just like the vermilion collections

Nah

[still steeple]

Def not

[hexed igloo]

imagine it become another vermillion

[sick cave]

Prolly the same as the vermilion

[hexed igloo]

free mantis 🤑

1.8k

[sick cave]

It will

[hexed igloo]

for $50 😭

[sick cave]

People that spend $50 on karambit are dumb as hell

Look at it now

[still steeple]

Highkey

[sick cave]

2k gold

[hexed igloo]

yes yes

[still steeple]

Dunno if mantis is gonna hold its value tho

[hexed igloo]

it wont

cause it will keep on increasing in stock

[still steeple]

Prolly gonna end up like them balisongs

[hexed igloo]

yes

[surreal burrow]

can u suggest updates?

[hexed igloo]

what

[still steeple]

I suggest deleting the game

[surreal burrow]

agreed

[sick cave]

I really wanna pair that new glove with m9 blue blood

Looks clean ngl

Better than white glove+m9 kumo

[still steeple]

Wanted to get that

[sick cave]

Gotta wait for another 30 days

[hexed igloo]

impulse gloves + dagger harmony @stray violet

[sick cave]

Elon musk ahh combo

[stray violet]

Don't have the gloves

[surreal burrow]

💔

[hexed igloo]

noob

[sick cave]

Impulse glove + karambit gold

[surreal burrow]

yall got gloves💔💔

[stray violet]

I have literally not spent a cent in this game in like 2 years

[rich crow]

Get your money up

[hexed igloo]

🦗

[still steeple]

Bro done got called broke

[sick cave]

💔

[hexed igloo]

we know why

[surreal burrow]

🥀

[rich crow]

🥀

[dense thistle]

Comp anyone?

[still steeple]

Not with miners

[stray violet]

No you don't

[rich crow]

@everyone @dense thistle wants to play comp

[still steeple]

well that's too damn bad

[rich crow]

It has to be done 💔

Neev is a miner?

[proper monolith]

Hi

[still steeple]

Yh he works in the mines💔

coal mines

[rich crow]

There is a maximum age criteria to work in mines.

[surreal burrow]

fenrsch fris🥵🥵🙏🙏

[proper monolith]

Its 5 bro

[dense thistle]

@rich crow comp?

[rich crow]

I thought it was 18, good for them to reduce it

[hexed igloo]

beast burger

[rich crow]

Pookies

[proper monolith]

Bro you can send there ur little brother if he isnt gonna calm down lol

[rich crow]

😈

[surreal burrow]

holy cornball🥀💔

[stray violet]

The dihcepticons 💔 💔

[proper monolith]

Or he can pay you back his debt

Or smth like that

[rich crow]

The children yearn for the mines 💔

[proper monolith]

I

Am

Steve

[rich crow]

[surreal burrow]

sure

[still steeple]

Aw hell nah

[proper monolith]

?

[surreal burrow]

💔

[rich crow]

😩

[surreal burrow]

okay

[rich crow]

Greatest thug

[proper monolith]

Who wants to play comp

[still steeple]

Greatest mongol

I think I had a stroke

[surreal burrow]

tuff

[rich crow]

Batukhan was a renowned ruler of the city ambatkum

[proper monolith]

Im gonna get another 1week mute

[still steeple]

💀

[rich crow]

Lemme get a quick one hour mute

[proper monolith]

Jkommando

Bro trust me

[hexed igloo]

spin a wheel

[still steeple]

You do you

[surreal burrow]

how many knife skins yall got💔🥀

[still steeple]

Get nothing -> try again -> go bankrupt

[proper monolith]

Depends on what skin

[still steeple]

3 rn

[surreal burrow]

aigh bro

[proper monolith]

What skin

Like fang haunt

[still steeple]

Digital burst m9

Genesis mantis

N uh

[proper monolith]

Maybe go for jk prism

[surreal burrow]

aigh bro

[hexed igloo]

nuh uh
get 50k dollar loan
bet everything on black
win 100k
return back the 50k + interest

[surreal burrow]

ion got any knife💔

[still steeple]

Cold flame butterfly

[still steeple]

Theres no winning

Only losing

[hexed igloo]

default gloves x default knife 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[still steeple]

Real asf💯

[surreal burrow]

🤑

[hexed igloo]

99% of gambler quit before they hit big win

[still steeple]

Truth

I actually gambled my savings and got x10 its worth🗣

[surreal burrow]

how much yall spent on so2

[void bronze]

$10

[surreal burrow]

bro js appeared 😭💔🙏

[void bronze]

hi

[proper monolith]

Bro prism is worth 600g rn

[proper monolith]

My kidney

[surreal burrow]

💔

[proper monolith]

And my friends left nut

[surreal burrow]

id sell my right nut

i like my left one better🙏

[void bronze]

what do they need one nut for

[surreal burrow]

nut hunting

[proper monolith]

Science

[void bronze]

whos buying one nut at a time

get the bundle

[quartz forge]

🦜

[surreal burrow]

me

[proper monolith]

Bro i couldve sold a bulls nut

[void bronze]

dam

[proper monolith]

Or a monkeys

[surreal burrow]

🤑

💠

[proper monolith]

Check #📸│photos

Thats me when the night comes.

[surreal burrow]

i gooned 2 times yesterday 💔

[heady steppe]

hello

guys

im a brokie

[opaque iris]

To m1lon art?

[proper monolith]

Bro do you want to be boosted for free?

[void bronze]

NAH HE KNOWS

😭

[heady steppe]

i wish

[proper monolith]

Yesterday i boosted a dude from g2 to phoenix

[surreal burrow]

i never daw m1lon qrt

[opaque iris]

i exposed myself rip 🥀

[heady steppe]

can u?

[surreal burrow]

spoil me daddy

[proper monolith]

And he needs 32mmr to be ranger

[scenic wind]

Yo guys who is up for comp?

[opaque iris]

I would play comp

I'm unranked tho so idk

[proper monolith]

@surreal burrow i can also boost you

[scenic wind]

Bro it's me ace

U said u don't like comp

[surreal burrow]

later🙏

[opaque iris]

I don't like it cause of the matchmaking

[heady steppe]

lolkas

[scenic wind]

@surreal burrow lets run comp?

[heady steppe]

can u pls help me

[surreal burrow]

later nrn

add me imma dm u later

[scenic wind]

Aii

[tired torrent]

Who trynna run sum

[scenic wind]

@proper monolith

[proper monolith]

What

[scenic wind]

Comp?

[proper monolith]

Im g2

[stray iron]

@sick cave when does that mantis release

[scenic wind]

Fr?

[proper monolith]

My teammates suck

[scenic wind]

😔

[tired torrent]

Me too i need team

[scenic wind]

Wht ur rank

[tired torrent]

Im unranked im trynna get a rank

[scenic wind]

How many calibration left

[tired torrent]

2

[scenic wind]

U a good plyer?

My ID:200912060

[tired torrent]

Ye

Bet

[still steeple]

Im down

[lapis stirrup]

I want to get carried

Anyone can carry me to champion

Almost ranger rn

[sick cave]

I have no idea

Prolly this week

[proper monolith]

Hi

[proper monolith]

I can

@still steeple neverrr

[still steeple]

krill ys

[proper monolith]

What rank u are

[void bronze]

yeah

[proper monolith]

Check #📸│photos

Tueres a nice vid

[supple hawk]

Is that

...

[drowsy shuttle]

Hi I need help.. check #📸│photos and ill send again an photo with my problem can someone help?

[supple hawk]

💔🥀

[proper monolith]

What does it even say

[void bronze]

its his milk

[still steeple]

I dont play

[proper monolith]

Thats me when its night 😈😈😈

[drowsy shuttle]

Look #📸│photos

[void bronze]

[proper monolith]

Im joking

[still steeple]

cap

[proper monolith]

I play standoff 4-5 hours a day

[still steeple]

for sure

[hexed igloo]

so real

[still steeple]

that i do believe

[still steeple]

get off the game dawg💔

put the phone down

[drowsy shuttle]

Lolkas can you check??

[hexed igloo]

im almost legend i cant stop

[proper monolith]

Ill use a translator

[drowsy shuttle]

Okay ty

[proper monolith]

What language is that?

[drowsy shuttle]

Romanian

[still steeple]

romanian gyp see

[proper monolith]

Its just some bug

Try to restart the app or ur phone

[drowsy shuttle]

I tried many times

[hexed igloo]

what were you trying to do

[drowsy shuttle]

Put a photo

[hexed igloo]

what photo

[still steeple]

Prolly pfp

[proper monolith]

#📸│photos

[still steeple]

I think

[hexed igloo]

wow really?!?!

no way!!!!

[drowsy shuttle]

Wanna check photos? I can send the photo

[hexed igloo]

it usually dont want to put it on if its something inappropriate

[proper monolith]

?

[still steeple]

bro what

[hexed igloo]

out of all things

[proper monolith]

U saw nothing

[still steeple]

I did

Ur going to jail buddy

[void bronze]

can you still get master role with just duel

[hexed igloo]

yes

[proper monolith]

Yes

[void bronze]

okag im waiting

[proper monolith]

For what?

[void bronze]

i asked very nicely

🥰

[void bronze]

the role

[proper monolith]

I just said to give me master role or his family wont see light again 😈😈

?

Bro how are u bronze

[hexed igloo]

hes simply better

[void bronze]

i missed it 💔

[still steeple]

Im plastic bag 2

[void bronze]

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

[hexed igloo]

yes

i dont think

[still steeple]

Yes

Drifting in the wind

[void bronze]

yeah he gets it

[drowsy shuttle]

I’m on pc and it says a different thing when I put a pfp

[rich crow]

Bro you guys are still here , just get a j*b atp smh 💔

[still steeple]

My job is gambling

[void bronze]

my job is to stay unemployyed

$2 an hour

[rich crow]

That's crazy

[still steeple]

I can make 2k € in 2 minutes

[rich crow]

My job is gooning

[still steeple]

At least

[still steeple]

get a life 🥀

[void bronze]

thats 100 gold an hour 🤑

[still steeple]

That being said I don't promote and do not condone gambling to anyone

[rich crow]

Nothing wrong in gambling

You can always get back your money unless you stop playing

[hot oracle]

XD

[still steeple]

Yeah but I don't wanna get banned for teaching kids how to gamble real money

I mean.. there's nothing to teach

[drowsy shuttle]

tormentor i think its an problem with their servers it says the same on my friend phone

[void bronze]

what is it

[drowsy shuttle]

what knife

[void bronze]

show pattern

[hexed igloo]

nice

[void bronze]

inspecttttt

should have said that first 💔

[distant whale]

A sting for 570?

Danng

[still steeple]

not too shabby

Ur gonna get bored after 2 hours

[proper monolith]

Jk better

[still steeple]

Nah

[proper monolith]

Have you seen iy

It

[still steeple]

Its like gambling 🔥🔥

Banned

[proper monolith]

It has a secret animation

[still steeple]

Spam inspect for animation

[proper monolith]

What about kukri

[still steeple]

Goofy

[proper monolith]

Scorpion

[still steeple]

im gonna kirr my delivery driver🔥 🔥

[proper monolith]

We call those knives potato peelers lol

[still steeple]

At least show it in-game

[still steeple]

been waiting 2h for chinese food🔥 🔥

[distant whale]

Guys guys

[void bronze]

would go nicely with the spin gloves

[distant whale]

The map is sandstone, the bomb is planted A, 4 T is on a full buy with utility, and you're mid with only a mp7 and no util

Would you

A. flank them by going apps

Or

B.

Go back to CT and you either rush fast or slow

[proper monolith]

A

A

A

Bronzes only go through ct spawn

[distant whale]

Bro my team blamed me by flanking 😭

[void bronze]

i bet he full sprint all the way

[distant whale]

Me no 😔

[proper monolith]

Ashton hall

[distant whale]

I'm dumb but not that dumb

[proper monolith]

?

Sting is bad

My friend had it

[void bronze]

hes going to touch his talala

[proper monolith]

He got bored off it in 2 weeks

[royal schooner]

Ice cream spoon

[proper monolith]

Dingdong

[proper monolith]

Ice truck killer

[royal schooner]

What do we call Jkommando

[proper monolith]

Comp Bronze beater

[royal schooner]

Screwdriver

[proper monolith]

Sausage

[void bronze]

sounding rod

[proper monolith]

My pp when its 3am

[royal schooner]

Damn

[royal schooner]

HELIkopter HELikopter

[proper monolith]

Idk

[void bronze]

🚁

[proper monolith]

Should i go check it out

[rich crow]

Scientifically speaking...

[proper monolith]

Im back

It broke off

[royal schooner]

The pain

[rich crow]

I knew ts would happen 💔

[proper monolith]

Its just hanging down 💔

[royal schooner]

Imagining it hurts mee too

We men have telepathy of pain

[proper monolith]

It wasnt hard when it checked

[royal schooner]

😭😭

[proper monolith]

I think i didnt break it

[royal schooner]

Damn hro

[proper monolith]

Standoff socrates

[void bronze]

he is fibonacci

[rich crow]

Modern day Socrates 💔

I saw it @proper monolith

[proper monolith]

🫣🫣

[rich crow]

But I'm not rich enough 💔

[proper monolith]

Just kidnap from an orphanage

[royal schooner]

Lmao

[rich crow]

You can legally do that,why kidnap🥀

[royal schooner]

What do we get if we hit max mmr

Just curious

[proper monolith]

Nothing

[rich crow]

Nothing you just stare at your legend rank and think about your life choices 🥀

[proper monolith]

Bro could you help me

[royal schooner]

Not 2100 mmr bro

[proper monolith]

Im with special needs

[royal schooner]

10k mmr

[royal schooner]

How

[proper monolith]

Could you teach me how to play

[rich crow]

Cause you are legend

[royal schooner]

You are master bro

[proper monolith]

Only thing i know is how to run and shoot

[void bronze]

10K?

[rich crow]

If it works it works

[proper monolith]

Yeah

[royal schooner]

Thats the max mmr cap now

[void bronze]

idk maybe you will see real legends

[royal schooner]

Or hackers

[proper monolith]

I went from g4 to a master in a month

[rich crow]

I feel bad for hackers

[royal schooner]

Dats crazy for sure

[proper monolith]

Wdym

[royal schooner]

Randoms or with teammate

[proper monolith]

95% randoms

[royal schooner]

Then impressive

[rich crow]

Dats more crazy

[royal schooner]

Even at elite rank i got players who were silver 4 at season 8

They molly me for my skin

[rich crow]

The game is just dying atp

[proper monolith]

S8 i was on allies and comp Silver4

[royal schooner]

LIKE BRO i dont need your famas

For my m4a1

[rich crow]

💀

[royal schooner]

They killed me went for my skin and died

[proper monolith]

I learned how to play

[proper monolith]

50/50

[royal schooner]

Phoenix is the new silver

[rich crow]

3 or 4 fingers?

[proper monolith]

4

[proper monolith]

Duels?

Bc my friends cant get past g2

[royal schooner]

Duel and allies

[royal schooner]

Skill issue

[proper monolith]

While i went through s4 to phoenix

[proper monolith]

On duels

[wary nimbus]

Who wants to talk Gold 1?

[royal schooner]

Im elite on duel

[royal schooner]

Why u bronze with this mmr system

[proper monolith]

Make a new axc

Acc

[rich crow]

I played 10 calibration matches and now I'm champion in allies
(My peak was gold 1 last season 💀)

[royal schooner]

I was elite at s8

[wary nimbus]

I have Gold 1 but I don't know how to change the rank to dc

[royal schooner]

50 mmr needed for legend but i didnt get any matches

[royal schooner]

Go server settings

Channels and roles

[rich crow]

It gets lonely at the top aah comment

[proper monolith]

Fhehacjdj

Feliz navidad

[royal schooner]

Goijg elite was a big thing at s8

[rich crow]

Fr

[royal schooner]

8 6
+2 mmr

Imagine sweating so hard for +2 mmr

[rich crow]

💔

[gray patrol]

Purrfect

[wary nimbus]

Thank you

[proper monolith]

Who wants to play como

Comp

[royal schooner]

Server?

[proper monolith]

Poland russia france netherlands tirkey

Im g2

[royal schooner]

Fu

[void bronze]

guh

[bold path]

#📸│photos message
Almost lost to wifi

[proper monolith]

I was g4 but my teammates 💔

[royal schooner]

I thought u were ranger

Im master at comp and i play singapore

[proper monolith]

My teammates are like Ivan Zolo 💔

[gusty storm]

70 more golds and butterfly is mineee

🍌🍌🍌

[royal schooner]

Legacy?

[gusty storm]

Green one

Idk name

[royal schooner]

Saphira

[proper monolith]

Get widow

[gusty storm]

ye

[royal schooner]

Get a good pattern or u will get bored

[gusty storm]

I got green gloves

So I need saphira

[proper monolith]

What skin

[royal schooner]

Mortal veil?

[gusty storm]

ah o can't send pic here

[royal schooner]

Or hanami

[gusty storm]

I got 2 gloves 2 kvife

[proper monolith]

#📸│photos

[gusty storm]

Come to photos

Btw that's old pic

[void bronze]

they robbed you 3 rounds 💔

[gusty storm]

Now I got 1130 gols

D

[royal schooner]

Utility ew

Sell it high

It looks like toilet cleaner

Trust i had it once

[proper monolith]

Get stream gloves

Or how is it

[gusty storm]

It looks good on Jkomanndo

[proper monolith]

Looks better

[royal schooner]

Steam rider looks better

[gusty storm]

how can I get 70 gold quick

[royal schooner]

With luxury

[gusty storm]

Any tips

[bold path]

I lost calibration matches because of this too bro

[royal schooner]

Sell skins

[proper monolith]

?

[royal schooner]

F

[gusty storm]

yes

lemme take pic now

[proper monolith]

Go for m9

[royal schooner]

U can sell gloves and buy smt good they dont rise much

[torpid mortar]

yo

[proper monolith]

Wsp

[royal schooner]

Yo

[torpid mortar]

how long you guys been playin

[proper monolith]

Anyone comp

[proper monolith]

Since s1 but never touched comp until s3-s4

[torpid mortar]

oh

lowk the new season boosted my rank sm

[gusty storm]

Check photos guys which should I sell

[torpid mortar]

from gold 2 to elite

[proper monolith]

I lost the acc that i played on s1-s2 but i still have the one with which i started on s3

[junior hull]

Is 5 knife 5 gloves enough

[torpid mortar]

nice

[proper monolith]

Sell utility

[gusty storm]

no

[gusty storm]

I will

[torpid mortar]

whats the most expensive skin yall got

[gusty storm]

Soon butterfly saphira

[proper monolith]

I used have m9 blue blood

[gusty storm]

But I once had karambit claw

[torpid mortar]

oh

i got the m9 kumo

[proper monolith]

I sold the knife and the gold

[proper monolith]

Worst decision 💔

[torpid mortar]

ive checked the market the m9 blood price dropped alot

[gusty storm]

butterfly or karambit

[torpid mortar]

time to buy

[torpid mortar]

butterfly

[proper monolith]

Yeah it was aroun 15k

[proper monolith]

Butterfly black widdow

[torpid mortar]

yeah now its around 9k

[proper monolith]

And templar gloves

[torpid mortar]

i bought my kumo for 9k now its around 7-8

[proper monolith]

Bc it will match most of ur gun skins

[gusty storm]

What akm should I buy around 500G

[proper monolith]

Carbon st

[gusty storm]

why not legendary one with 4 stickers

or new one

Purple

[proper monolith]

You can buy one with 4 stickers

[proper monolith]

Stickers ruin its look

Bc the middle is black

[still steeple]

Not expensive ones

[proper monolith]

They are around 5k bro

[torpid mortar]

what servers you guys play

[still steeple]

There are cheaper ones bro

[proper monolith]

Most on poland

[gusty storm]

Russia

[torpid mortar]

shi no us?

[still steeple]

Nah

[torpid mortar]

oh

[proper monolith]

Russia or poland for sure

[still steeple]

Netherlands>

[gusty storm]

Russia is hardest for sure

[torpid mortar]

theres no comp matches for us

[void bronze]

oh yeah

[torpid mortar]

yeah the russian tryhards

[proper monolith]

Bro do you want to get boosted to phoenix?

[torpid mortar]

dude im an elite now

[gusty storm]

Hoe

How

I'm phoenix

[proper monolith]

I will play with him

I have 2 acc

Alts

[gusty storm]

oh ye

[proper monolith]

But i dont use other 7 alts

[gusty storm]

Bruh

yo guys

[torpid mortar]

yo

[gusty storm]

Doesn't gyro helps with long range

[proper monolith]

So what do you say

[torpid mortar]

im an elite now lol

[soft zodiac]

how to get permission to search team?

[proper monolith]

Allies?

[torpid mortar]

yeah

[bold path]

Can you boost me too bro I'm champ

[proper monolith]

Ok

[bold path]

Really?

[proper monolith]

Yeah

We might lose

I didnt play td

[bold path]

I'll send you my id

Allies?

[proper monolith]

Ok

I will go on my alt

[meager quiver]

comp anyone

[hexed igloo]

lock in

[sterile escarp]

Yo guys anyone down to play ranked allies I'm Ranger need someone who's good at the game

[waxen stirrup]

How do runner and gunners hit shots?? 😭

[meager quiver]

me

im good

@sterile escarp

@sterile escarp

@sterile escarp

yo

[sterile escarp]

What rank are you?

[meager quiver]

let me check

[sterile escarp]

Alright

[meager quiver]

im ranger too

[sterile escarp]

Alright

[meager quiver]

@ray

[sterile escarp]

I'd?

[clear mortar]

istg why do ngs join compe and then just leave 😭

[sterile escarp]

@meager quiver

What's your ID?

[meager quiver]

i dm you

[sterile escarp]

Alirght

[heady hamlet]

Hi

[waxen flume]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/127498227

[sour star]

by sucking off yk who

[waxen stirrup]

Ah ok, noted

Suck off to get gud

[jagged aurora]

how can u actually get skins tbh

[void bronze]

buy

[jagged aurora]

nah like

I struggle on gold XD

[void bronze]

buy gold

or just use cheap skins

[jagged aurora]

I don't have money I'm literally broke asf

[void bronze]

or ask someone kind enought to gift you gold

[jagged aurora]

skins that I meant was knife skins

[jagged aurora]

that ain't happening tbh

[void bronze]

then you dont have what it takes

to get a knife for free

[hexed igloo]

76 mmr to go

[jagged aurora]

man I'm so broke

anyways

I always solo queue so I always lose

any advice?

I'm Hard-stuck silver

[velvet drift]

Once I see red it's all over for you guys

[hexed igloo]

🟥

[jagged aurora]

♥️

[hexed igloo]

whole lotta red

[patent axle]

i am noob

in bronze

[jagged aurora]

uh

[patent axle]

.

[jagged aurora]

anyone play on BlueStacks?

[velvet drift]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[patent axle]

whats that

[velvet drift]

RAAAAAAHHHH

[jagged aurora]

BlueStacks is mobile emulator

[hexed igloo]

jumpoutthehouse

[jagged aurora]

u can play mobile games on ur PV

Pc*

[patent axle]

whats that emulator whatever

10/10

[patent axle]

huh

[jagged aurora]

for example u download BlueStacks and u can play standoff 2 in ur pc, gaining alot of advantage

[hexed igloo]

Hi.*

[patent axle]

what kind of advantage

[bold path]

#📸│photos message pls help me push anyone

[patent axle]

i only neeed ping advange can i get that i play on 200ms

[jagged aurora]

Performance, controls, alot of advantages.

nah but

it's PC Fam

[patent axle]

then its trash

[jagged aurora]

Keyboard and mouse advantage

so

yeah

[patent axle]

no matter how much fps and good controls u get if your bullet registaration is show u will die anyways

[jagged aurora]

aight