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Got cooked
@dense thistle 45 fps, 230 ping, first game of the day
1 more please
Blud I'm supposed to be studying rn
Nuh uh
You CAN'T defeat me
I don't bully, I'm nice
You are by saying that
Servers down?
I'm selling a ak π€
Aren't they always
Promo code pls
AYIMISHTEWPED7
I hate you
SYBAU276
Ily2
Ah
When servers up I will be tagging you and you will play with me
GTF0UT
Or no birthday invite
Gives 1000 gold
Ok
I only play cbs π
1v1 so childish
This only gives 10 gold
What's cbs?
Mine gives 1000
Alies is 2v1 already
Nahh 1v1 me or I'll never forgive you
Teammates are never good
Kutti
Negan pls 1000 gold pls
You are lightyears away from besting me, start aiming at the head level first π₯
I am negan my age 11 pls
Alright, now I'll study. No distractions.
Sybauππ₯
Noo 1v1 when server up if I don't win I'll never bother you again
@crystal cave
Are the servers down
This game is so trash
buy ur own gold π
"I'll bother you again" wild
Never
I got gifted gold 3 times π€
sg gud
How do I get better π
Never bother you again
Ok ill take some pls
What?
aight idc
You'll defeat me if you tryhard, I'm washed rn. I'm already bad once I don't play for a day
π
Noo
1v1 already π

A guy rage quit my Duel w him and it said he was banned from ranked matchmaking for 4 days lol
Poor guy
I'm not even that good , lol
I'll tag when server up
I usually get russians when I play duel or allies lmao
Bro whenβs the birthday update comin on iOSβ¦
Yeah I'm on West American server aye
@flint barn yea I can't compare to you bruh you cracked as hell
What do you play on?
y'all have ur own server π
iphone xr
Damm you cracked as hell
w
Is there no matchmaking
Who plays bubble gum simulator infinity
Anyone compe m
Just decent
Guys I know this is random but is it safe to buy ram card from temu?
Like will it work properly
very decent
So
i mean it should work
Ok
i wouldnt buy other core component from temu tho
Later, I'll need to fix my gyro too
Ssd?
yeah dont
That's good for a mobile player
i doubt temu ssd last long
Ok
What u mean
im mobile too π
So u can add ddr4 ram card to phone now?
Show us yours π
nah he meant the clip in #πΈβphotos
Oh ok
I will, i haven't practiced my aim in a while anyways
Misunderstood
30fps gaming
Wsp
Kk
Someone want to push legend in 5v5?
π
if you dont get higher score than that guy, consider retiring
I haven't played properly in a while alright π
just retire gang π
Tbh it's kinda luck too
Sometimes those dummies pop up so spaced
lol
Especially if they line up
I remember my highest was 64 on medium
Before
3 dummies lined up
2 times
Ez
real
hi guys
Any codes?
π₯
@dense thistle is a good player, and who says the opposite thing he's right.
Trying to hit only head shot rather than killed then what I was doing in much more effective
I'm washed fr I lost to @crystal cave
My downfall fr
bro's downfall must be studied!
Fr
bro is going to comeback
and play the music "legend never dies"
and make pro highlight
rank n kd
I want mold
Prv
Elite kd 1.80 mmr 2000
This B said he needs to study and here he is #πΈβphotos
dm
Flaw I hate you π
Prv
what bro, these skills gotta have skins
He is studying something else for sure
Yeah u aint getting that gold tho
What I'm saying is that you can use the combos for free, to get the knives and gloves, you of course need to pay the gold.
You'd lose to me even in your prime, and it's not even close π₯
Reminder about these free-to-use combos!
#πΈβphotos message
Nahh you just dreaming now
Bro acting like they so good that we should pay to hes combos
That's a little to much now
Bro
In my prime nathen would get cooked let alone you
You aim like a 3yo bro
No matter how washed you are
You can't forget fundamentals

πβ
Lmfao
He lost to me already
Bud
I need promocode
On 45 fps at that
Bro why is the sound on standoff 2 glitching
Game is cooked
Everyone forgot that people on champion last season can get legend easily now πΉ
For gift box
Season 9 legend ain't none
Seriously
These guys get so cocky after ranking up π
No matter how washed I am now not in my prime
Can I only send in #π₯βso2-videos YouTube videos not TikTok?
Right 
?
Sup
like urself
That doesn't mean your aim should be below gold level tho
π
Meh I seen bronze to legend
:((
That's even crazy π
I'm washed bruh
With dish soap
I am 30 mmr away from legend, i didn't even get the elite role. Me really?
Me soon hopefully xd
Yea
I got this role because of name colour
Beating a legend this season isn't making u a main character lil bro
You could
no offense
He begged me for the 1v1 πβ
Gawd
I'm just waiting for my calibration 
Flaw and professor 1v1 fr
These people with no context yapping
I started playing yesterday after ages cuz normally I'm a critical ops player
One match got cancelled because of cheater
Clapped
But c ops is bad these days
Hope that doesn't affect anything
He is going to get clapped
I'm noob, he's too good
They scare me
The aura
I'm trembling
Fight! fight! fight!
Fr
Na na, how could I dare cross the line. I'm just a peasant
Wait what
Stop this do 1v1
So you guys don't wanted to do a 1v1 or what
You forgot our marriage vows? π
@crystal cave What's your rank previous season
Silver 1 fr
Ong? 
@crystal cave Man do 1v1 with him
@hexed igloo can confirm
guys look in #πΈβphotos , did i do good LOL
lmk^^
I trolled this season enough to get gold in comp
Fun stuff
@sick cave he was g3 and g1
Lies
#πΈβphotos average team in ranked
I was silver
How about you
I got your id
Lies
Damn, so g2 is legend this season
no one watched my vid ? π’
I always have been g2
I could get that easily I think
cmon mane
I'm happy ngl
I need to play two more matches
Tbf tho countless people were stuck gold for hackers
I stopped pushing too
Was waiting for new season

Exactly π nowadays even gold matchmaking has at least one hacker
I was playing nether being asia too at that
Back in the days, you'd encounter them at master/champion
My first rank yesterday was against hacker lol
I got a friend he's the reason I got to legend mostly
Nether is a nest for hackers
Lolol
The reason I'm not pushing my rank in allies
Back when I was in s5
Yea, you only encounter hackers on high rank matchmaking back in the days
But now, they are even on gold match
Lol i get 300 ping in both, only played nether last season to matchmake with my friends
@madarafuego is the reason I got legend ngl
Same 
Honestly, I did push from g2 to master this season cuz idk I'm a dumbahh and I had to fup my calibration
And I got like
3 hackers
It's not THAT many this season
Last season was hell
hi
Rank solo q is exhausting, so I just do scrims cbs now
Maun just came back and he already legend 
Like 2-3 match a day
legend
@kind flame how much gold spent on wheel
It's brain-dead. Ez legend π
Ong
Go get them bois
What if I get legend on my first account 
Fun fact: my main account is my second account
Go study fr at least do what you told me
Us

I still have it
What happened to it
It's still there, just chillin
I need a ig account with 2k + flw buget 30β¬
Shi getting called out, ok. Only for you pookie
Lying to me fr
i just played one game and in my team was some lil kid like 6yrs and he was speaking russia
Just a procrastinating king
Imma go study to got a test tomorrow
π₯
Nggatron
Good luck
Tomorrow is sundayβ¦
You to
β€οΈ
Fr and I still got class π₯π₯
Dam
@crystal cave My friend @madarafuego also did it and got 65 I'm just washed ig
It's easy
I'll try the medium mode and see if I can get more than my peak
I'm washed I need to man up
i soloed to legend
does any1 who plays on emulator know why i cant swithc weapons
honestly crazy stuff to solo to legend ngl
@crystal cave Ngl that never happened to me must be a device problem
cuz russian teamates go crazy
Never said it's hard, just exhausting. Losing matches you carry cuz 3 of your teammates left isn't very pleasant
ye tru
Nathan carried
I'd rather play cbs where I laugh and have fun with my mayes
?
Mates
wdym
also playing in anything under pheonix teamates just leave
Nathan carried
Damm
and it wasnt a carry
He good right
I played with bronzes when I was elite
@azure phoenix wanna 1v1 later?
sure, just. bout to go out in 20 min
ill be back in a hr
Yeah ofc, it's not uncommon tho. Saw people have been having that issue even back in my pubg days
and then imma go climbing in a few hrs
@crystal cave I'll go study you go too if I see you chatting you gotta name yourself lier
Alright cutie
Yea I'm free in 5-6 hours after
Let's do 1v1 then
k

who is nathan
me
I have bug
zani
Helloooo
@dense thistle Can u test: 1.45/1.45/0.25?
Hello kitty
dude they need to get that old "bomb has been planted" music back
ts was the peak era of standoff 2
personally i think that sucked
and that the one they have rn sucks aswell
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/136312985
everyone
was
badd
tbh
i like played a lot
during
the 2 year update
honestly valid
but
the 2 year thing
was also boring
like all i remmebr
was something with bats
n stuff
beating people with them
yeah i dont know
but they scrapped that
i dont remember
blood splat
they should implement a console
like valve
or just a setting
to change your viewmodel
also better emulator support
they def know
like
~30% of their playbase
plays on bluestacks
so why they play a game with more dogwater mechanic than the cs2
i mean i can run cs2 but i might be vac banned
because cheats?
possibly
aint no way they can even run standoff 2 inside a bluestack emulator
cuz of how unoptimized it is
Hello hello
idk
i tried to optimize some stuff in bluestack
didnt get any good result
its still running on a bad fps
you can like
meanwhile playing on a cs2 i could get some 70-90 fps instead of me playing standoff 2 in bluestack with 40-60 fps
deactivate windows defender
more suggestions
maybe try turning down
to install another apps?
wdym
why do i need to turn off my windows defender to have a better fps?
it like
runs background scans
I said more suggestions not that I play on pc
π¦
uh
changing stuff in registry editor
which you shouldnt do
idk about that so i dont wanna argue
if you dont know what to change
so the virus can generate you more frames

the windows defender thing
Nabrus
is only if you dont
π₯
i never have defenders on
neither do i
Why canβt you just type on a single sentence instead of sending one by one 
just dont click on the wrong links idk how hard that is
I wouldnβt hire you as my employee with that kind of attitude 
true
moral of the story: dont play standoff 2 on emulator
za haram 
Why
Outer Harem 
Ofc
You mean meditating 
Does anyone know
WHen the m4a1 will be available ?
And the mantis ?
Are there any new promocodes
anyone wanna play allies in hk server im gold 4
We finna go down together 
I can derank professionally
i can bottom frag professionally
let's go whats your user
34431334
i added im the russian guy
Nuh uh
me
brehh
Anyone 1v1? Awm deagle?
Yup
Dm ur ID
anyone got good 5 fingers gyro low sens settings
We need a player for cb, eu server
Am down
.
Anyone am looking for a duo in allies
iamgine
Wdym
Well i need help,I bought a Google Play card, and when I enter the code it says the code is not from the same country as the account, but both are from my country.
I really need help
go to training mode. and try finding your own sens.
other players sens wont work for you. because of many factors like;
device, finger size and play style. find something that works for you.
bases tag
be careful who u ask to help. but try using a vpn or a seperate google account to make the purchase. make sure the account you are using to make the purchase is registered to your country
anyone wanna play allies?
Me
whats ur id?
Ye but what country is the code from then?
Guy who is kind enough to give me like 700gπ₯²
The code is the problem
did someone purhase it for you?
prickly u wanna play or no??
No ,i bought it.
Yes
200912060 id
Up
Name yourself lier
I studied
check dm
π
Where did you buy it
I'm still studying got test in 3 subjects ππ
Fr?
Bro is acting like he doesn't know
It's hard to get a competitive match again.
Study study
Studying? Just hook some USB cables from the book to your head 
try updating. or play a different server maybe
Or you can do my style, bring your phone during exam
Probably gonna get made fun of again but will still do it , it's fun, will do it in like 3-4 hr
I am from Indonesia It is very difficult to get a server whose ping signal is good
I was actually but this@honest tulip guy studied and not letting me
π
Imma go now
Byee
π€£π€£
It's the best method to get ur rivals to fail
Or ur friend
netherlands server always has people.
Especially ur friends
You ain't friend you opp
From my country-ului from a self pay
What's ur exam
Explain in three sentences let's see how smart u sre
Dutch Servers Can Always Ping Red Above 250
@crystal cave Look at this guy making me talk ππ
I'm going
Byee
Dodging it I see
Ain't no way u can't explain it in 3 sentences
It could be you created your google account from different country back then 
Self pay in my country
I can explain in two words.
Maths exam.
@honest tulip let my cutie study
Shh
Never tried gift card cuz I just use my ewallet app straight away
Shhh I'm distracting him
Flashing is a good start
Hahahah.
Nop ,I checked but it's fine
That's last option
Why all players are Russian? Itβs a Russian game?
How so
Lol no it's Albanian
All my enemies are asians
How so?
Cuz I'm in Asia???
All Europe servers are filled with Russians.
Y'all play on Europe ofc Russia will be ur opponent
But why not something else.
Made in Russia
π¦
The game reeks children from Russia playing on foreign servers cuz they donβt know the concept of ping 
π
Iβll make an introduction video for them.
A tutorial on how to play on Russian server.
Guys with all the missions rn do yall think I can reach tier 75 or nah?
idk
Anyone play compe ?
Oh btw I found my sensitivity like you said
im glad
Im taking a break
@dense thistle You know this?
Will study in 1 hr
How much you on rn?
Hi
-80 in elite yayπ€©
26
Iβm getting the pass tomorrow or Monday
Why PC play with mobile
Nahh get it on when you reach 75
Isnβt it the same thing
anyone up for scrim?
Nahh you might get lazy and not complete it high chance
in 6.5h
Yeah pay me 2000 gold
I would get more lazy trying to complete the normal missions π
Don't buy it bro
And the more items you have the more excited you will get to open them
And making a huge loss
Is that m4 pattern good or no
nah bozo
I was planning to keep everything that can be sold and open the cases
Damm if making bad decision was a person
Loosing 1k in value
Whatβs bad in that image just open the cases and the sticker,charms and graffiti packs ima just keep them until I can sell them
Imagine if you didn't open them at all and saved them instead of opening them and saving them
If you open everything it's a 1k loss on average
How is that a loss when i canβt sell the cases π
You can sell cases
yea
Even the ones that are on shop?π
Yea

Yeah well I just meant the random ones that you get revenge,chameleon,fable and dynasty
every box
or case
you get from the battle pass
can be around 100 gold
profit
each
one
at the end of the season
when u can sell them
@steep rock
at the end of the season = 6 months
yeah
Come dms
Hi
who dared to ping me
?
Are you from
u cant sell the cases u can buy from shop for 100g
Europe
β‘ β‘ β‘
ye?
Come dms
ik that there is difference in a lot of things like Hz, fingers etc thats why im looking for something atleast similiar fr
@vital gazelle we still goin
who made fun of u gng
@blissful mauveHALO
duman
duman π
this guy is 24
whatever
anither day
Imma try it now
another block
are you not 24
@dense thistle u got a clan?
he's 248
u are stronger than it frfr
man i see 2 blocked messages
WHAT
curious to click
Hurts
now 3
Im 26 π
I'm 249
cry son
WHATTT
4
It's okay
5
nah lol im 18 bro lmao
5 brain cells remain of yours
its okay unc
I'm not an active player so I'm in a clan that doesn't kick
you are literally 18 too π
Crazy
π
dumbahh
im not
26 talking to 18
I wouldnt be playing so2 if i was 26 fr
Weird
ikr
Fresh 18 or like old
IM NOT 26
freakstone gets freaky
zani
dont talk to me pred

Hmm
πͺοΈ
π
Any mod can unban me
ok I wanna sell my ak to get the same ak and a red deagle π
paypal me sum
i dont use paypal
not like I was gonna send u money anyway
π

π
@crisp stumpwinter arc
Man i always get banned in competitive for disconnected (wifi bad)
gold gold gold
Summer arc
just buy internet bro π
get good wifi
titan holo titan holo
Ninjas in Pyjamas incident
Hold hold hold
Bro my country only support 3G what you talking about ππ
where do u live
Iraq
anyone wanna play im ranger
ππ
wtf π
bombaclat
Maybe just don't play competetive π
Yall lucky for having nasa wifi
guyz wanna play or not im ranger
my bad twin π
Where do you live
this guy licks his paw everytime
π
freakstone
WHAT
How old are u
cap
18+2
"broke π
fair
embed failure π
Not too old
fair enough
You should do it too
experienced
Just stop the count

.....
I will fr fr
only ball i hit is me and your mom
Well if u see someone named the part of the back of your body that shakes
cap
It's me soloqueueing
I started playing solo
My teammates weren't helping
It was me 20 kills or no win
So now I have 0 expectations
And I can go 5/15 and win
Elite
then why u wanna be carried π
i gotta go chat, I need to lock in
fair
Same
bye halo
π
βπ»
Haloooooooo
get a load of this guy

plis 6k gold
Yes π
Yes
congrats
Go In photos ill show
I won't
Sent
niceee
k
Thanks btw
Moan zady
Who U got knife from?
Ur a good man arthur
joke, he got it from meko
@crisp stump what U getting bro?
Mako?
yh, misstyped mako
That was from yesterday
Yeee that rich mf
I wanted butterfly but flip knife works too
U already got a knife?
Yes
Which
Check dm
Yo
zkibdii
Bro 1v1?
1v1 me play?
@stoic crown bro, what happened to your knife? π
Nothing
Gave to me
π€

jk




