💬│english-chat

[hexed igloo]

adopt it

[dense thistle]

Meow

[lunar chasm]

Dhtzp

Shatap

[dense thistle]

Bro be changing names like clothes

[rich crow]

It's the best option to get good amounts of xp

[pseudo steeple]

I do 10 kills but it only gives 900 ish.

I do 20 and it gives 1.7K ish.

Not sure what I am doing wrong.

[granite drift]

what the siggma

[crystal cave]

Lol my mom has an allergy, why else would I have not done it by now. Although he's with me more than half the time anyways

[stray iron]

294

[crystal cave]

Lemme send you a pic

[river pumice]

[granite drift]

💔

[hexed igloo]

ohh

[dense thistle]

Bob Ross looking cat

[granite drift]

that panda finna eat my family

[dense thistle]

Nahh he's cutie fr

He only be eating bamboo

[crystal cave]

Done sending

[dense thistle]

Send nud

[rich crow]

Are you getting mvps and defuses as well?

[pseudo steeple]

Yeah, but not every round.

[dense thistle]

Who is you

[pseudo steeple]

Like 3 rounds per game, sometimes 4. Sometimes no MVP’s at all. It’s all different. I only got 2K XP once, and that was with the victory of the day.

[fickle osprey]

The best way to get xp fats right now is the convoy modo

[pseudo steeple]

For real?

[fickle osprey]

Just push the car and never get far away from it

Every 4 minutes you get 1k xp

[pseudo steeple]

Hmmm.

Let me try.

[fickle osprey]

When it was doble xp weekend I got 3k xp every game

[fickle osprey]

Remember

You get points for moving the convoy you only get one point for killing so just stay close to the convoy to get the points

[crystal cave]

Expensive

[dense thistle]

How much

[fickle osprey]

By the end of the game you get like 80-90 points and is 1.5 xp or some

[crystal cave]

5000g

Per nud

[dense thistle]

Shii well game is game

[peak coral]

does anyone here play in voice?

[dense thistle]

Imma just have to do a robbery

[crystal cave]

Fr

Worth it

[peak coral]

like pessi?

[dense thistle]

Fr

[fickle osprey]

How do i know is even worthy?

[crystal cave]

It's me bro, I'm hot asf

[dense thistle]

I use parallel not in game voice chat it mess up game sound

[peak coral]

sadness

[crystal cave]

Parallel eats away a lot of the internet

[fickle osprey]

I pay 5 dollars for sophirain

And $60 is crazy

[dense thistle]

Not the case for me tbh I was there for like 3 hr with bro and still net is good

[crystal cave]

I'm atleast 100x better

[peak coral]

bro dont pay 60

[dense thistle]

I get 120 even if I use parallel

[peak coral]

jesus

[dense thistle]

Ohh my bad

[crystal cave]

I haven't had that many issues either, some if my friends say it's laggy tho

[dense thistle]

I read wrong

[crystal cave]

Yeah pay 70

[peak coral]

nah

[dense thistle]

Yea it's much better then in game Or dc vc

[quaint plinth]

Is it only Me or is there less cheaters this season

[dense thistle]

They moved up rank easily

[crystal cave]

Ye not many cheaters

[peak coral]

wait what u mean by parallel

[crystal cave]

Vc application

[fickle osprey]

I used to think that until I play against 3 of them yesterday

[peak coral]

they fixed a little it?

[crystal cave]

He said less

[dense thistle]

I swear @hexed igloo be typing for 10 min now

[crystal cave]

Lol

[fickle osprey]

He stole the boom in front on my face from TT spam to B site

[peak coral]

u saw only one ig in this season

[dense thistle]

Bro is about to drop a book

[hexed igloo]

oh i typed random letters by accident

[crystal cave]

Stalking hmm

[quaint plinth]

Just opened 30 cases of dynasty didnt even get a pink🥲

[peak coral]

dont do that

[dense thistle]

No book drop damm

[rich crow]

Mvps are also essential to gain good XP

[crystal cave]

3k gold down the drain

[peak coral]

they remove that big chance of knifes as it was some time ago

[rich crow]

Me when 30k gold

[verbal imp]

Rip

[quaint plinth]

Yeah sold all my skins for those cases...

[dense thistle]

If you ain't a YouTuber never open box

[river pumice]

me when I kill 3-4 enemies but MVP went to defused

[hexed igloo]

nawr

[rich crow]

Bro wants mvp for kills in a game which the objective is defusing a bomb

[fickle osprey]

So far like 8

[hexed igloo]

i alt tabbed and typed somthihng

[dense thistle]

Dammmm maun came back to so2 let's goooo

[fickle osprey]

But they are getting ban a little more faster

[crystal cave]

Tired of val or sum

Val beta is coming soon again

[dense thistle]

He is the best in so2 ngl

[crystal cave]

Not a fan of ipad players

[dense thistle]

Yea I'm quitting so2 when it comes

[crystal cave]

But he's good

[peak coral]

hat

[river pumice]

no but like I’m doing the killing and they js get mvp for doing nothing

[rich crow]

Let him die then bruh

[crystal cave]

Same

[dense thistle]

I don't think anyone would play so2 once val cones out

[rich crow]

😆😆😆

[peak coral]

why

[dense thistle]

Because so2 is shi

[crystal cave]

Nah so2 will have it's audience

[dense thistle]

Russian

[peak coral]

obvious

[rich crow]

Bro why you think people is gonna move to val

[peak coral]

shy)

shyt?

[dense thistle]

Because so2 is shi

[rich crow]

Cs but edating

[dense thistle]

Ask anyone here 90% of them will

[rich crow]

I ain't touching val no matter how good it gets

[peak coral]

but it is the best shooter on phone

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh bro

[peak coral]

tell me better

[crystal cave]

Do you really get to criticize e daters 💀

[rich crow]

If the community sucks the game won't be touched and Val has the fame of having e couples and insufferable women

[crystal cave]

It's literally overall a better community than cs

[real crystal]

Do we have a new promocode for 8 years

[crystal cave]

Cs community is just toxic

In every way

[dense thistle]

Critical opps might not be better but it got a lot more audience

[crystal cave]

It's dead

[dense thistle]

So2 don't give a f about there players

[dusk viper]

it is apparently much more dead than so2

[rich crow]

@pseudo steeple try to get many mvps as you can, don't be slow as this guy to ace the whole team and get the bomb defused by a bot, be quick and if you have to, let your team die lol

[crystal cave]

Neither does cops

They haven't updated their game properly

[solemn dust]

Whats the surprise guys?

[crystal cave]

Since forever

[solemn dust]

Cant login atm

[dusk viper]

im in game just fine

[rich crow]

Btw sponsor me 33k gold 👿👿❤️‍🩹

[crystal cave]

Ye

[hexed igloo]

im in game

[solemn dust]

Im busy atp with my homework. Js curious

[peak coral]

but u know when u just open the game u see 'buy this' 'spin this' 'free spin' so much ad... and stuff like that which is really annoying

[crystal cave]

They dropped a new code for a sticker in their new video

That's about it

[dense thistle]

Fair tbh

[crystal cave]

It's JUST a cash grab

[hexed igloo]

what code

[crystal cave]

Now

[dense thistle]

Can't tell talking about so2 or critical both the same now

[crystal cave]

IYAMISTEWPYD7

[hexed igloo]

very funny

[lunar chasm]

Zkinidi

[crystal cave]

So2 atleast has qol updates once in a while

New modes

Maps

And stuff

[lunar chasm]

C ops is so dezd

[rich crow]

Me and Sofi used to have better codes...

[lunar chasm]

Dead

[dense thistle]

So2 don't care about there audience except Russian so it will lead to there downfall in other countries

[crystal cave]

No

[hexed igloo]

its like since forever

[crystal cave]

They have been like this forever

It's still up and running

The only cs replica for mobile

Cops is not even a comparison

[dense thistle]

Yea but rn people don't have good option when val comes they will

[hexed igloo]

you guys gonna move to valom?

[dense thistle]

Yes

[crystal cave]

I will

That was the idea to begin with

I'd rather have a fresh start

[hexed igloo]

im gonna dominate you

[crystal cave]

You can't

[hexed igloo]

bottom

[velvet drift]

Nuh

[crystal cave]

Nuh

Give up

[hexed igloo]

Hello Mako (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[velvet drift]

Sup

[rich crow]

Not me

[timber brook]

Anyone cand give me 100 gold

[dense thistle]

You scammer I tried it

[crystal cave]

Some people hate val for the most baseless reason ong

[rich crow]

I personally never liked the style and gameplay of val

[velvet drift]

I'm completely washed brah

[crystal cave]

😭😭😭😭 nooob

[rich crow]

Some people not me

[velvet drift]

Reasons being?

[hexed igloo]

lol

[dense thistle]

Check dm

[crystal cave]

That's alright

[rich crow]

I'm a true Standoff2 patriot

[peak coral]

did he stole ur acc?

[timber brook]

Anyone can give me some gold

[rich crow]

🔥🔥

[timber brook]

????

[peak coral]

silver maybe

[crystal cave]

The e-daters , like just stack queue or mute them 😭🥀

[dense thistle]

This is what I sent him check dm

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[hexed igloo]

my friend named himself "me and her" how can i take that game seriously

[crystal cave]

Imagine being single and jealous

[velvet drift]

My reason to not give valom a try is because of the skills

[neat agate]

I'm licking my paws clean

[dense thistle]

Be single jealous and angry instead

[velvet drift]

I'm content with flash, nade, molly, and smoke

[neat agate]

I love my husband

[velvet drift]

No clone needed

[neat agate]

And I'm purring

[rich crow]

Muting them won't stop them from being ahh or ruining the gameplay experience for both teams

[neat agate]

Good day

[velvet drift]

The details in valom distract me

[hexed igloo]

imagine the possibility if you could clone yourself

[warm moat]

Halo

[crystal cave]

I'm fine with so2 but I'll never not try anything new

[warm moat]

How iz everynyan

[velvet drift]

And the usual clustered buttons dilemma

[dense thistle]

I ain't ever touching this game again as soon as val comes

[warm moat]

You know what else is clustered manko

[velvet drift]

Shut up

[warm moat]

Nuh uh

Make me

[hexed igloo]

this was why i didnt play pubgm 😭

[velvet drift]

I will seed you

[warm moat]

0/10 ragebait. Flat.

[dense thistle]

Get out 🗣️🗣️

[crystal cave]

Not really, they have WAY better hud customisation for valm, so many double bind buttons

[warm moat]

I will farm you

[crystal cave]

And stuff

[velvet drift]

Ain't gonna remember allat

[warm moat]

My banner better

[dense thistle]

You need a ban fr

[warm moat]

Has to, hes an inferior life form.

[crystal cave]

Just skill issue atp 🥀

[velvet drift]

Wtf is that banner bud

[warm moat]

Ok

[warm moat]

Flat

Thats what it is

🧍‍♂️

[dense thistle]

What did he do lmao

[velvet drift]

Take it out

Some snitch might snitch

[warm moat]

Like how my opps snitched on me

But here i am

Still being a G

[dense thistle]

Ohhh lol

[pseudo steeple]

😭

[hexed igloo]

why wouldnt your opps snitch

[warm moat]

He needs to be groped in public by 60 year old gentlemen

[warm moat]

Because they are my opps

[pseudo steeple]

Bro got on your nerves.

[dense thistle]

Bro got angi fr

[velvet drift]

They get silenced before they speak

[peak coral]

ban

[warm moat]

Your mo-

[peak coral]

ther

[rich crow]

Sponsor me bro

🔥

[warm moat]

Sponsor deez

Burn in fire 🔥🔥🔥

[peak coral]

deeeeeeeeeeez

[dense thistle]

Imagine

[velvet drift]

These 9mm on your lungs

[pseudo steeple]

!ban stslx 76bs [SAID BAN].

[peak coral]

no

[rich crow]

Shut up 君が消える時が来た Mako Blast!!

[peak coral]

no

not ban

[dense thistle]

Bing chilling

[peak coral]

im kind persona

[pseudo steeple]

Spanish?

[warm moat]

Invalid, that's trash.

[peak coral]

why 🥺

[peak coral]

hola amigos

[dense thistle]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH

Who so ever types after this is gray

[warm moat]

I will invalidate you with this veiny ahh dih

Im gray

Yes

[velvet drift]

Nonexistent btw

[dense thistle]

Gray

[rich crow]

Me when the amount of 32000 in-game currency known as gold is given to me, very miraculous, very appreciated

[pseudo steeple]

I got a few gray hair…

[velvet drift]

Old

[dense thistle]

Gray boy

[warm moat]

I am simply an imagination which happened because of your own desires.

[dense thistle]

Gray

[warm moat]

Nothing more nothing less

[warm moat]

Gray.

[velvet drift]

Uh oh, I will take my schizo pills then

[warm moat]

🩶

[velvet drift]

Begone!

[warm moat]

Bet

[dense thistle]

Gray 👍

[warm moat]

Thats

[rich crow]

🍞

[warm moat]

Kinda

[peak coral]

fortnenitee or pubege

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[warm moat]

G

[dense thistle]

Apex

[crystal cave]

Uranus belongs to me

[velvet drift]

Neptune:

[dense thistle]

Kill

[rich crow]

[warm moat]

Uh huh

[velvet drift]

Hell nah

[noble dagger]

[warm moat]

Hell yeah

Now we have deal

Now bring me feet pics

[velvet drift]

Kanade Yoisaki spotted

[warm moat]

So i can fanum tax them

[crystal cave]

‼️

[warm moat]

Because im so sigma

[pseudo steeple]

Not old, just stress. Covid was a hard time, probably a log of business owners can relate.

[crystal cave]

sends lucious feet pics

[dense thistle]

Finally changed the big ahh name

[velvet drift]

Competing for resources.

[rich crow]

Based, Covid and pandemic was a bad era hope you're feeling better now bro

[warm moat]

You will get

[dense thistle]

Taking up the whole screen

[warm moat]

An unspeakable activity

Done to you

[velvet drift]

I was born in the big '25

What happened

[warm moat]

Not enough

[dense thistle]

Daddy

[warm moat]

Mottoooo!

[warm moat]

Daddy do

Indirect kaguya sama ref

[dense thistle]

Yo hooo

[warm moat]

Cuz havent watched it yet

Ivmean

[velvet drift]

Normie

[warm moat]

Im kinda off the charts

[velvet drift]

Normie you are

[warm moat]

Sybau

[crystal cave]

Normie

[warm moat]

Have u watched the REAL peak

[velvet drift]

Ggwp ez no re low diff

[dense thistle]

GET OUT 🗣️🗣️

[warm moat]

Super Hxeros

Easily

[velvet drift]

Then it's jjk

[warm moat]

The peak

[crystal cave]

Hell YEAH

[velvet drift]

💀💀💀

[warm moat]

Nuh uh

[velvet drift]

Glad it wasn't jjk

[warm moat]

I will feel you

Violently

[dry ingot]

Any devs here?

[velvet drift]

Oh I WILL feel you

[crystal cave]

You're being sacrificed

[warm moat]

I will, first.

I said it first.

Men first.

Always first.

[dry ingot]

Hongkong server broken af

[velvet drift]

Nooooooo

[warm moat]

TERZO first.

[velvet drift]

[crystal cave]

You're a woman tho

[velvet drift]

Biased.

Automatically invalidated

[dense thistle]

Tom tom tom tom kasur

[warm moat]

As i said, i do not exist.

Im simply a fragment of your own desires

[crystal cave]

Then your authority can not exist!

[warm moat]

A bunch of binaries stuck together

[velvet drift]

Crazy how a supplement can defeat you easily. Literally no diff match

[dense thistle]

A person who thinks

[rich crow]

Bro's the sissy feelings in ur soul

[warm moat]

But i am someone who microwaves metal

So im better

[crystal cave]

I eat metal

Iron

[devout plover]

Grapes

[velvet drift]

What metal?

[warm moat]

Crazy how this veiny ahh dih can teach you how to respect

[dense thistle]

Eat my metal

[velvet drift]

Iron is trash

[warm moat]

Apples.

[velvet drift]

Tungsten 💥💥💥

[warm moat]

Eat this baseball bat

[warm moat]

Imagine not talking about titanium

A metal without tit

Isnt peak

[dense thistle]

I showmeat

[velvet drift]

Yeah, that nonexistent phallos that can be eliminated with a drink of a pill

[devout plover]

Uranus destroyer

[warm moat]

I seetit

[crystal cave]

Grapes

[warm moat]

NUH UH

[hexed igloo]

Hello Mako

[warm moat]

I am about to feel you violently

[velvet drift]

Hello Zani

[crystal cave]

No Hello for me? 🥀

[hexed igloo]

Hello Satya

[warm moat]

*tatya

[crystal cave]

Yoo zani

[crystal cave]

Alr bro

[warm moat]

Pack up lil bro.

[crystal cave]

slauthers you

[warm moat]

Its time to clap.

[crystal cave]

DIE

SHINE

DIE

[warm moat]

Nuh uh

I will shine

But not die

[hexed igloo]

my wrist feels dead

[warm moat]

I am a star

[velvet drift]

Ez ggwp no ree no diff

[dense thistle]

Ohh dam I just read your name

Wild

[warm moat]

Ts pmo sm chat icl ong fr fr

[dense thistle]

Af

[hexed igloo]

you dirty

[velvet drift]

Abbreviations in the big '25.

[warm moat]

Small '20.

[crystal cave]

Lol what happened

[velvet drift]

Speak normally bud.

[rich crow]

Be smoking and joking until I talk stupidity
I am so higher than the city
High in the clouds, what a view, so pretty
I'm such a bad boy, P Diddy
We got them notorious like Biggie
You smoke, smoke like a chu chu train
This, high grade, going to the brain

[hexed igloo]

i was flicking too much

[warm moat]

I am the one who speaks.

You monkey.

[rich crow]

[dense thistle]

I ain't reading all that

[warm moat]

Dumb

[crystal cave]

Real can relate

[rich crow]

Peasant reading comprehension

[warm moat]

Fake, cant relate.

Burn in fire 🔥🔥🔥

[warm moat]

Type shi

[dense thistle]

I ain't reading all that

[elfin gull]

finally elite on comp with those lame randoms

[hexed igloo]

Last week Mako said to her classmate, "Can a Mako borrow a french fry" and my first thought wasn't, "Oh my god she said the word, the M word" it was how is a Mako gonna borrow a fry, Mako is you gonna give it back?

[subtle oracle]

Yo, does stand-off has any trading community?

[velvet drift]

I "lied" but my pants weren't on fire...

[stoic crown]

Yo when is standoff2 birthday?

[dense thistle]

I ain't reading all that

[warm moat]

Never.

Its a game

Not a human

No birthday for it

[velvet drift]

He meant anniversay...

[hexed igloo]

17th

[warm moat]

Now, im smart, aint i?

[stoic crown]

Let's just say 8 year

[warm moat]

I deserve manko

[dense thistle]

Ok don't accept gifts then

[warm moat]

LOTS of manko

[subtle oracle]

..

[stoic crown]

Aight

[velvet drift]

I deserve uranus.

[hexed igloo]

Nuh uh

[warm moat]

I wont, deleted ts like weeks ago.

[velvet drift]

Lmfak

[warm moat]

Okay, ladies first here. Proceed manko.

[warm moat]

Yuh uh.

[dense thistle]

Gib all you're gold fr

[warm moat]

Planning to. Lol.

[velvet drift]

Lalalala I can't hear my enemies lalalala

[rich crow]

Mako is the type of friend that when your crush rejects you, he comes to your house one night dressed as a pretty girl

[dense thistle]

Gib me

[velvet drift]

(I'm schizo)

[warm moat]

Thats why

[crystal cave]

Sawcon would disagree

[warm moat]

We NEED a manko

[hexed igloo]

anyone wanna be my pretty girl?

[velvet drift]

Why would they disagree?!!

[warm moat]

Tell em gng, i havent came online in days, have i?

[warm moat]

Cuz Burn in fire 🔥🔥🔥

[crystal cave]

Ask sawcon 🥀

[hexed igloo]

what is sawcon

[velvet drift]

"Liar liar pants on fire" mfs when their pants were set on flames because they lied about what they had just said

[crystal cave]

SAWCON DEEZ NUTS

😭

[hexed igloo]

😦 😭 💔

[dense thistle]

Sawcon on dezzzz nut

[hexed igloo]

0/10

[warm moat]

"Balls of steel" mfs when their balls rip their sack apart cuz of the sheer weight

[velvet drift]

No attempt was made

[dense thistle]

My dm is for you too now

Meowwwwwww meowwwwww

[velvet drift]

Fr

[crystal cave]

The trap wasn't even for you and you still fell, easy on the steps there

[dense thistle]

Translation

[random mica]

Hello

[stiff slate]

Hiii

[random mica]

Mere pass hai

😍elite

[stiff slate]

Flex karra

[random mica]

Haa

[dense thistle]

English

[random mica]

Wait this is English

Chat

[hexed igloo]

but why no one ever fell for you

[random mica]

Yea

[stiff slate]

English chat they will catch us

[dense thistle]

It's in the nane

[crystal cave]

Imagine flexing duel elite 🥀

[random mica]

My bad

[warm moat]

Imagine hindi me baat krna 💔

[random mica]

Duel?

[velvet drift]

I prefer someone with an IQ of 160 to teach me.

[warm moat]

In big 25

Crazy

[random mica]

I am triple legend

[dense thistle]

Congrats on elite

[random mica]

Mf

[crystal cave]

Frfr

[crystal cave]

Trust 🥀

[hexed igloo]

i only have 50, is that enough

[stiff slate]

Imagine when you actually duel him🗣️ 🔥

[dense thistle]

I'm 2500 on all modes trust

[hexed igloo]

whats so funny

[random mica]

Where r you from

[rich crow]

30k gold

[dense thistle]

India

[crystal cave]

Low I'm 2800

[random mica]

Lmao

[velvet drift]

"Indomitable human spirit" mfs when they see a dommy mommy

[dense thistle]

Dummy 2500 is the max

[crystal cave]

It WAS the max

[hexed igloo]

footj*b from a goth latina mommy

[random mica]

What's your ign

[dense thistle]

Kimbo

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh

2500 is still max

[velvet drift]

Getting w*rked up like that

Crazy game

[random mica]

You're not Indian lil bro

[hexed igloo]

Never feared someone, but footj*b?
i fell to my knees

[dense thistle]

Am I Indian now?

[random mica]

Still not indian enough

Scam call me

[velvet drift]

And scream PLEASE ENSLAVE ME!!!

[random mica]

Then I'll

Consider

[hexed igloo]

Okay Mako

if thats what you want

[velvet drift]

Be my gf.

[hexed igloo]

WOAH

[dense thistle]

I ain't calling you bruh you will ask me to buy a gift card for you

[hexed igloo]

okay Mako

[hexed igloo]

10/10 rizz

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[ancient bough]

Thank good here are no russki

[velvet drift]

Hi.
(I deeply apologize for any inconvenience caused by my previous statement regarding my English proficiency. I want to sincerely express my regret and offer a profound apology for any confusion or frustration it may have caused.
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[distant whale]

Behead him

[dense thistle]

@frail ivy

[ancient bough]

Ok

[dense thistle]

Kevin small is here

[distant whale]

Kevin heart

Or is it hart

[hazy bone]

Ded chat

[hazy bone]

Longan guli guli guli

[severe hatch]

Man this game is riged

I don't wanna play no more

[distant whale]

I have the perfect solution

I'll send you some music

And when you listen to it

You'll play like a professional!

[severe hatch]

Ik what he's gonna say already

[distant whale]

I personally use this for comp

[severe hatch]

Gonna be the most wild song I know it already

[crystal cave]

Bro check DM

[distant whale]

I hit triple legend with this. Three of them are 3000+ mmr

[distant whale]

Alr check dms!

[severe hatch]

Muted

[crystal cave]

What did bro do

[severe hatch]

Read my name

[crystal cave]

I'm asking you

[hazy bone]

YO

[crystal cave]

Dumbahh

[stuck talon]

Guys

[severe hatch]

Said Kevin heart

[hazy bone]

Bro ur aura mde my battery go boom boom

[severe hatch]

Got muted

[stuck talon]

Hey

[hazy bone]

Hey flaw r u Nani ga suki

[crystal cave]

Yes

[velvet drift]

He is

[stuck talon]

How I get the promo?

[hazy bone]

Let play again

[distant whale]

OH RIGHT

[velvet drift]

Sooo are you gonna revert back to Flaw or no?

[hazy bone]

That last time I killed u when I sneaked behind u was so cool

[distant whale]

Kevin heart

[hazy bone]

Sadly my battery died

[severe hatch]

Kevin heart got mad and muted fr

[distant whale]

Real

[hazy bone]

@crystal cave Les play again uwu pls

[distant whale]

I didn't get muted cus I worship Kevin every day ❤️

[velvet drift]

Unhealthy practice

[crystal cave]

Probably probably no

[warm reef]

no

I am flaw

[distant whale]

No

[crystal cave]

Alright

[velvet drift]

flawed*

Lol

[reef wadi]

@true wolf

[crystal cave]

Real

[warm reef]

I'm perfect wym

[hexed igloo]

if i reach legend what do i get

[warm reef]

Nothing.

[severe hatch]

Get the role

[velvet drift]

A ‼️

[warm reef]

A gun charm and a sticker.

[crystal cave]

I'll be proud of you

[hexed igloo]

Aycardus9

we are sleeping together tonight

[warm reef]

Yes.

[severe hatch]

Nerds

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[crystal cave]

Bro is getting pegged

[warm reef]

nuh uh

[velvet drift]

Weekends, nonstop

[hexed igloo]

im pegging him

[warm reef]

wait wait wait

[crystal cave]

Ik

[hexed igloo]

with consent obviously

[crystal cave]

He's subby

[velvet drift]

@hexed igloo My gf obv

[warm reef]

how old is bro

[hexed igloo]

Are you okay with that Mako

[crystal cave]

3 some

[fleet plank]

Anybody wanna 1v1 for g

[warm reef]

????

[velvet drift]

Go ahead, punish his ahh

[warm reef]

kms

[severe hatch]

How much

[hexed igloo]

Aye aye captain!

[fleet plank]

How much you got

[severe hatch]

Do it with a y

[crystal cave]

Bye chat, have fun

[severe hatch]

How much you got

[hexed igloo]

guess

[warm reef]

90

[severe hatch]

GET OUT🗣️🗣️

[warm reef]

im 15

[hexed igloo]

mhm

[warm reef]

ah hell nah

[severe hatch]

Kiddo

[warm reef]

pred

pred

pred

[hexed igloo]

discord

[fleet plank]

We could do it for a knife to

[hexed igloo]

HEY DICORD

[warm reef]

alr banned

[hexed igloo]

HELLO

[warm reef]

HAHAHAHHA

[hexed igloo]

Hi hahahaha

its jjust a joke

hey discord

[warm reef]

nah saying you gon peg a minor is wild

that's crazy bro

[severe hatch]

Police his name was zani

Get em

Check his devices too

[warm reef]

HAHAHAHHAA

[fleet plank]

@severe hatch you got a knife

[warm reef]

I have the receipts

you gon in jail buddy.

[severe hatch]

Nahh im good bro

[fleet plank]

@severe hatch nevermind imma go

[warm reef]

@hexed igloo you hear me?Jail.

[severe hatch]

Bye

[velvet drift]

Imagine being a juvenile.

[warm reef]

alr unc

[flint barn]

my main got muted 💔

[severe hatch]

I won a few of these they always leave without giving

[severe hatch]

Zani2

[flint barn]

hi im zani 2

[severe hatch]

We same fr

[flint barn]

😭

[velvet drift]

Hello zani

[flint barn]

you cannot be for real

[velvet drift]

(2)

[flint barn]

im muted with this guy???

[velvet drift]

[flint barn]

grrrr

[severe hatch]

I got muted by Kevin heart

[flint barn]

kevin hart

[severe hatch]

You got muted because of a minor

[warm reef]

edp 446?

[flint barn]

Hey ITS NOT

[severe hatch]

I'm better

[flint barn]

guys

omg

i cant be safe here

[velvet drift]

Lmfaooo

Retreat

[flint barn]

i might go to jail

[warm reef]

taken 2 sses of the incident

[severe hatch]

Yes police he is trying to hide with an alt account

[warm reef]

I am going to the cops

[velvet drift]

Minors looming this chat

[flint barn]

NO PKLEASE

[warm reef]

and getting you in jail

[severe hatch]

His different name is @warm reef

[warm reef]

😊

[severe hatch]

Check his devices

[rich crow]

Mental retrdation

[velvet drift]

@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

[warm moat]

Profound mental slowness

Or rage induced ragebait

Take your poison

[velvet drift]

Incredible mental hindrance

[warm reef]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

Yes

[warm moat]

@rich crow

[warm reef]

Nothing.

[rich crow]

Whatdidido

[velvet drift]

@rich crow

[warm moat]

@velvet drift

[severe hatch]

Bro getting bullied for just existing

Dammm

[velvet drift]

She's a runner, she's a trackstar

[rich crow]

@rich crow

[flint barn]

Dear Aycardus9,

I want to sincerely apologize for the way I communicated in my texts. Looking back, I realize my words were hurtful, careless, and not reflective of the respect you deserve. I take full responsibility for what I said and how it made you feel.

It was never my intention to hurt anyone, but I now see that intention doesn’t erase impact. I’m truly sorry for any pain, confusion, or frustration my words caused. You didn’t deserve that, and I deeply regret the way I handled things.

I’m working on being more mindful with my words and actions, and I hope over time I can rebuild any trust I’ve damaged.

No matter what, I genuinely wish you the best in everything moving forward — happiness, peace, and success in all you do. You deserve that and more.

With sincerity,
zani

[warm moat]

Yady yady yada i see a lot of ai

[severe hatch]

Police he's trying to write an apology

[rich crow]

You going to jail @flint barn

[velvet drift]

Dear Zani,

I want to sincerely apologize for the way I communicated in my texts. Looking back, I realize my words were hurtful, careless, and not reflective of the respect you deserve. I take full responsibility for what I said and how it made you feel.

It was never my intention to hurt anyone, but I now see that intention doesn’t erase impact. I’m truly sorry for any pain, confusion, or frustration my words caused. You didn’t deserve that, and I deeply regret the way I handled things.

I’m working on being more mindful with my words and actions, and I hope over time I can rebuild any trust I’ve damaged.

No matter what, I genuinely wish you the best in everything moving forward — happiness, peace, and success in all you do. You deserve that and more.

With sincerity,
Mako

[flint barn]

😭

you guys are mean

[severe hatch]

I'm not mean I'm veen

[warm moat]

Hello fine young man, i'm a 60 year old divorced british man, i hope my words can find their way to your heart. I have gambled away my life savings and my house documents to play this legendary artistic masterpiece of a portable game which all of us call as "Standoff 2" i've fell in love with this game just like i did with my ex-wife and would like to become a professional esports athelete in this game like you. I play with 900 ping on singapore server and im elite. I'm sure you havent found a case like mine. Hence, can i please have a knife dear?

[feral crown]

update when 😡😡😡😡😡

[rich crow]

Avg standoff 2 eng chat

[hard jetty]

Bro,Which region on allies is good? Apart from Turkey

[rich crow]

Russia

[velvet drift]

Too powerful

To be posted

[warm moat]

Aura

[warm reef]

It's okay Zani445. I have forgiven your crimes against humanity and myself.

[flint barn]

will you guys forgive me

[severe hatch]

Nuh uh

[warm moat]

No

[velvet drift]

FEIN! 🗣️🔥

[rich crow]

Whatdidyoudo

[flint barn]

Thank you ❤️

[hard jetty]

Sure?

[flint barn]

I wish you have a good summer

[velvet drift]

Dear Zani,

I want to sincerely apologize for the way I communicated in my texts. Looking back, I realize my words were hurtful, careless, and not reflective of the respect you deserve. I take full responsibility for what I said and how it made you feel.

It was never my intention to hurt anyone, but I now see that intention doesn’t erase impact. I’m truly sorry for any pain, confusion, or frustration my words caused. You didn’t deserve that, and I deeply regret the way I handled things.

I’m working on being more mindful with my words and actions, and I hope over time I can rebuild any trust I’ve damaged.

No matter what, I genuinely wish you the best in everything moving forward — happiness, peace, and success in all you do. You deserve that and more.

With sincerity,
Mako

[warm reef]

you not gon peg more 15 yos right?

[rich crow]

Nah try turkey or NA or Singapore server

[flint barn]

No, I promise

[warm reef]

Good boy.

[warm moat]

Let me touch youuu let me touch youuu
You need to give up yeah yeah yeah
I will make you give up, yeah yeah
Let me hate youuuu
Let me hate youuuu 🗣🔥💔

[rich crow]

Yo! Is @flint barn a pe*do?

Omg

[flint barn]

Thank you for the heartfelt letter ❤️

[rich crow]

Hell na

[severe hatch]

Yes

[flint barn]

IM NOT

[flint barn]

weirdo

[velvet drift]

That's my gf buhhh

[severe hatch]

Then why you pegging

[warm moat]

Or, are you?

[velvet drift]

She's not a pdf

[kind dawn]

Can someone help me. I cant play the game because it says i use virtual space but i dont,i play on mobile ,I just downloaded the game, how can i solve this.
ADMIN + MOD

[flint barn]

Im not trying to peg 😭

[rich crow]

@flint barn now you got a under age gf
Aw hell na 🥀

[velvet drift]

Can someone help me. I cant play the game because it says i use virtual space but i dont,i play on mobile ,I just downloaded the game, how can i solve this.
ADMIN + MOD

[warm moat]

Iro-
Metal poisoning fr

[rich crow]

💔

[severe hatch]

Well well well

[warm moat]

1. Two of Swords (upright)
2. Death (reversed)
3. King of Cups (reversed)

[velvet drift]

@severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch @severe hatch

[warm moat]

So cooked

[rich crow]

Use. A new device dawg 💔

[warm moat]

@velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift

[velvet drift]

@warm moat @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat

[kind dawn]

Sleep with ur eyes open 👀

[rich crow]

@worthy rapids

[velvet drift]

@warm moat @velvet drift @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat @warm moat

[velvet drift]

How romantic

But I'm taken

❤️💔

[warm moat]

@velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift

What if i accidentally

Call you

And you see my veiny ahh dih

[rich crow]

@everyone?

[velvet drift]

Call me

[kind dawn]

But i am ryan gosling

[warm moat]

Whats your reaction gonna be

[velvet drift]

I will be mortified

[rugged trail]

Hi

[velvet drift]

To see that little jimmy

[warm moat]

Kinda weak

[warm moat]

I call it bismark destroyer mark 5

[rich crow]

can't we nuke russia

[warm moat]

No

[velvet drift]

My 16inch double barrel would beg to differ.

[rich crow]

Hope all russians die in Ukraine

[velvet drift]

Can someone help me. I cant play the game because it says i use virtual space but i dont,i play on mobile ,I just downloaded the game, how can i solve this.
ADMIN + MOD

[warm moat]

Russia will nuke you and your entire bloodline before you even decide to procure the materials required to build a small firework rocket

🧍‍♂️

[rich crow]

What russia?

What's russia ?

[flint barn]

hello everyone, I just want to say I’m really sorry for how I’ve been behaving i know I’ve been a terrible person, and you didn’t deserve any of it. I’ve let my behavior get in the way of treating you with the respect and care you deserve, and I truly regret it. I’m working on being better, and I hope I can make things right. Also no more pegging

[rich crow]

Russian 0.79k/d player

[warm moat]

Weirdo.

[rich crow]

Apology rejected

[severe hatch]

Pdf

[flint barn]

you a werido

[rich crow]

Hope all of russians get drone striked

Pdf file @flint barn

Glory to Ukraine and hope all of you illiterate russian Dumbos die

Y'all can't play shi

💔

[flint barn]

everybody laughs when i make jokes about pegging, but when they say they were 15
society. SOCIETY..

[kind dawn]

I will find u

[rich crow]

Most toxic and restarded player base in every game

[rich crow]

I can beat your aah in 1v1🥀

[rich crow]

83k kills

Tryharders

[severe hatch]

So unfair right

[rich crow]

I'm sick of these russians

[rich crow]

I got that much on my usp gang🥀

Dumbasses

[warm reef]

ex-minor pegger

[rich crow]

Get gud

[severe hatch]

@flint barn When I helped a woman she called the police and said I was in her house

[kind dawn]

Can someone help me. I cant play the game because it says i use virtual space but i dont,i play on mobile ,I just downloaded the game, how can i solve this.
ADMIN + MOD

[rich crow]

I'm better

[severe hatch]

Gotta keep my distance from@warm reef that guy is scary fr

Bro got zani locked up

[warm reef]

😊

[warm reef]

I sent all the evidence to the police

I'm not gonna be there to check zani's not pegging more minors

[severe hatch]

Heartless fr

[warm reef]

the police can

[rich crow]

As a matter of fact, I am the greatest SO2 player in existence.

Every day y'all should thank me for playing ts game, I'm a. Blessing to this game

[warm reef]

[severe hatch]

No mercy

[unborn smelt]

Jiken jokey

[warm reef]

😊

[velvet drift]

More than happy to welcome you

[rich crow]

0.74k/d activities

Mb your highness

[rich crow]

7.4kd

[rich crow]

Mb

Yes ur bad

[rich crow]

Yes

Look at my rank bro ,silver freaking 2

It doesn't get any higher than that

[velvet drift]

I can help you bud

<3

[rich crow]

2.02k/d activities

[velvet drift]

High enuff

[rich crow]

I might be Lilith himself

[kind dawn]

( ˃ᯅ˂）
( ꪊꪻ⊂)

[rich crow]

Can we sign a petition to ban all russians from the game

[charred pollen]

We dead as rn

[severe hatch]

Zani writing another apologie

[hazy bone]

Dady Lilith give gold

[velvet drift]

Why do you have your dong out

???

[charred pollen]

@rich crow mhm

[rich crow]

70% of players are russians

[unborn smelt]

90%

[rich crow]

Imagine if no Russian were playing 🤤

Let's get it down to 0%

[rich crow]

Game dead, Dev's bankrupt 💔

[charred pollen]

And like 40% of that 70% are cheaters so

[hazy bone]

I'm on day 60 on no fap streak ez

[unborn smelt]

There are Russians in
North American server
SEA server
Indian server
European server (obv)
South American server

[kind dawn]

Turn around

[rich crow]

it won't

Please putin order another offensive in Ukraine 💔💔

[unborn smelt]

Why the hell are russians in every single region except russia

It's crazy

It's like

[kind dawn]

Rocky numbers

[rich crow]

They be immigrating to other servers

[unborn smelt]

They are hardwired to join high ping server and annjoy u

[charred pollen]

Fr

[rich crow]

FRRRRR

[velvet drift]

No Mr. Officer

[rich crow]

They're literally mentally challenged

[unborn smelt]

(And their mic is so dam loud and echo)

[rich crow]

Hope putin mobilizes 500k russians teenagers to the front

By giving gold

Imagine nato grade weapons striking down a trench full of russians🤤🤤🤤

[charred pollen]

Bro has beeffffff with russians

[kind dawn]

👮‍♂️🚔🚨

[unborn smelt]

Nah I like russia

[clear mortar]

When are the new skins coming out ?

[rich crow]

Fyck russia

[unborn smelt]

Pros about Russia:
Women
(All sizes too)

[severe hatch]

Yea officer he tried to change pfp to get away

[kind dawn]

Ur arrested mam

[velvet drift]

At the anniversary???

[clear mortar]

And vodka

[velvet drift]

Nice question

[rich crow]

Anniversary?

[peak coral]

vodka top

[charred pollen]

When's that

[velvet drift]

8 years

[rich crow]

I thought it was a birthday

[clear mortar]

Buddy I do not know when this game dropped I started a while ago😭🙏

[unborn smelt]

Standoff 2 wedding anniversary

[unborn smelt]

2017 I think

[charred pollen]

Basically same f thing

[peak coral]

9 years old standoff

[unborn smelt]

I started in 2018

[rich crow]

Nooo

[clear mortar]

I mean yeah but idk what date

[formal vessel]

hello

[peak coral]

hello

[formal vessel]

can someone play allies with me

[rich crow]

Russian fsb agents🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 if you're reading this please tell putin to mobilize all Russian teenager to Crimea 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[unborn smelt]

I played so1 too

[velvet drift]

Anyone younger than so2 please step forward.

[clear mortar]

Shush

[rich crow]

No need for training

[charred pollen]

Man I hope they bring back 3rd person standoff some day

[rich crow]

I started standoff2 earlier than you guys.
So that means, it was cool when I did it .

[peak coral]

why so angry

[unborn smelt]

If u carry me 🙈

[rich crow]

Hundreds of hours of playing cs2 and so2 are enough

[velvet drift]

A brand new gamemode fr

[formal vessel]

I carry everyone always 💔

[peak coral]

no

[charred pollen]

Fr

[peak coral]

whats rank bots

[velvet drift]

A little nod back to the first standoff

[rich crow]

Please trump give zelensky nukes💔💔💔🙏🏼🙏🏼

[clear mortar]

Thought it was a myth

[rich crow]

We need to bomb Russia💔💔💔

[peak coral]

❤️

[rich crow]

I was silver 4 last season now I am champion.

How bad is the new mmr system 💔

[unborn smelt]

It was third person shooter

That's all

Small maps

Had capture the flag

[charred pollen]

Would be nice

[elder sonnet]

anyone have awm nebula 478?

[unborn smelt]

Cool stuff

[peak coral]

bro im champion

[clear mortar]

Nah France

[peak coral]

germany

[velvet drift]

France does not exist.

[rich crow]

Bomb india

[velvet drift]

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

[charred pollen]

Or maybe bring back dragunov uhhh

[clear mortar]

France then India

[peak coral]

waky waky

[rich crow]

First India(I'm Indian)

[severe hatch]

As an Indian please

[unborn smelt]

We have the uhhhhhh
Auto noob

[peak coral]

India is dirty

[clear mortar]

Imagine what an Indian feels when he sees his country being slandered 😭

[charred pollen]

:/

[severe hatch]

No shi

[unborn smelt]

Nobody cares

Guys

What's ur fav pistol

[peak coral]

its full of shi

[unborn smelt]

Mines p350(my beloved)

[charred pollen]

Your mom