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solo q since season 3
i soloq too
Same
excuses
just despises me
He's just skill issue, don't listen to his yap
z
you with your cute excuses
master s5 is good enough?π
have you considered the fact that you might be ahh at the game?
nah
Nah
im gold 4 s5 do better
pro
I was champ
too pro
π
thanks satya
Noob
you noob
Guys why cant i cancel my request to sell my weapon
bad server or smth
i stopped time
just wait
- or that
- it could be already sell
- bad server
Guys do matchmaking times of india and Singapore get better out of calibration matches
imagine what i could do to you
8 mins and no match
Its a pistol for 1G im selling it for 50 so no
LOOOL
Alright brother.
He wish
Left the mako cult ππ
i can do your chores.
ππππ
Pls tell me
Plsssss
Mako still my lovely boo β€οΈ
I can't keep playing on 300 ping
no
Where's the mako pfp then π?
Grrr
Mako scolded me
Do u mean it won't get better or u won't tell me
π¦
no i meant it both
both
Servers trash bro, everytime I play after 4 pm it's cooked
Uh
What server
India
someone wait more than a hr
Yea I try Singapore but 8 mins wait in calibration match
Does it get better
Out of calibrations
Yeah it's probably cuz you're bronze or something
Im in calibration matches bero
Im in calibration matches
mean
satya is right
Jus being honest tho π
it depends on your last match and rank
I got in a casual match woohooo
satya more like cutie pookie
Who wana play?
Allies
w
brother is NOT better than it all
anyway
I am a unicorn tho
who made this server ?
I am a unicorn
w for no reason
I am a unicorn.
i got some words to say
guys i just unpacked legendary prey sticker
@mint ridge
Brother doesn't even comprehend what it means π
Nah?
brother idc about mortal human shi I'm a unicorn..

.
js sell it its not worth for investment π
If yall know
An unicorn* it's been bugging me for sometime
Ahem
are you rainbow dash
after season
a unicorn
Ohhhh alrrrr
2weeks after the battlepass is over
Okay thanks yall
Alright kiddo, I'll let you off the hook
bro I'm british mate
it's a
not an
because unicorn is yoonicorn
not oonicorn
I almost peed laughing to that
good boy
Proof?
Pee kink ahh
Yum
Stay away from me π
I'm licking my paws
correcting me to be wrong smh smh
Sick guys
satya moment
Lol
what a newbie.
Fr
Ethernet
idc it's the same with a user, a united front etc
That's the vowel you'll pronounce first while pronouncing the word
if it doesn't start with a vowel sound it doesn't need a an
a used napkin
E U
a one legged man
The pronounciation is still E
Y U
Yuuuuuuu - nicorn
Its junikorn
y sound as in you
You can't say Yu without E
Send a voice note
U do it
now gold
"you can't have 4 without 2+2" ahh
U the one saying it makes E infront of it... Prv it
it can be itself bro

@silk moth
"can't say this is 4 because 2 is part of 4" ahh
I have a crush on him..
Ye so am cooked but your deep fried π
that literally doesn't matter
β
First time ever hitting master. Im so good now
I'm saying it unicorn doesn't make a vowel sound first
how do i get the role?
Nuh uh you're just noob
roles
because it makes a sound similar to "y" in "you"
Wheres my master role
Dm the bot
in private?
the focus of the argument isn't what makes up the "yoo" sound
Yes
If i say Fvk do u hear E-Fvk?
Yessir
Keep lying to yourself while you sleep tonight buddy
Hello guys? Im pro now so wheres my master discord role
Okay
@silk moth
"uhm it's akshually an unicorn!"
Finally getting somewhere
Proud of you
Cries in proudness
Its akshually a horse with Horn problem solved
Cries in your mom
the point is that it's "a unicorn" because the unicorn word has the pronunciation starts with a y in "you" sound
Can I have my mom back now?
Wait so dont dm @rapid gulch
An horse* you don't pronounce the H in horse
I'm shnuggling with your dad right meow
No don't dm him, dm @silk moth
And sniffing him

Omfg
im orny
I'm sending an assassin...
a horse not an horse
Ahahhahaha
ragebaitπ π π
It is tho
or bros just never read a book
You're just noob
Ok this is diabolical am out BYE
date me ill teach you
It's an book btw, you don't pronounce the B
We never finished English class π
Mhm
Guys why ranked system in this game is bad, I always pair with someone who
always leave the match and it's always 3v5 / 4v5 at the end I can't stand this anymore. There is no option to report the acc when they
leave. Only 30min ban
a team for scrim 8:30 p.m. bo3?
β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ
thanks bro I didn't know how smart you were
ragebaited π
Oh I definitely knew how smart you were
Fell in an obvious trap
π
π‘ π‘
Pooh brained
unzips
I sowwy, take daddy back
Bahahaha
Thank you pookie
Mrowugh
hi.
From fighting to fvking crazy work
dont leave satya hanging
Js love atp
im so out
you gon lick it or nah
"ts pmo π"
Sybau
Idk if he will but I will
Me too
sure.
What flavor ice-cream is it tho ?
you ask far too many questions.

Ok π«€
1v1
Peek a boo
for what?
Fun?
Lick
and if I don't?
I call Putin
Sadness
you pick weapons, I pick game.
Ak
Hahahaha
cs2.
Hahahahahahah
dont go near me
look behind you.
I will tho
creep
**am coming
**
you will become a newspaper story by next week.
Wow
perchance.
Is 875 empire boxes and 60 sharp cases enough to keep for inflation?
Nah
Try 24937 and 60000
Lmao
S293 when
Hello
Do you think I should sell the karambit and buy a butterfly?
60 sharp cases against 60k in market. We not even counting those in inventories
Its like a 1 drop of watter in a lake
Tbh I'm patient
I don't mind waiting a year and more
Better wait
Even one year it wonβt reach more than 250-300
I haven't even sold my furious cases yet lol
The more expensive they get. The more you wanna keep them
Yep be patient
Try not to die in the mean time
Fosho
lmaooo
Can i have one
You can't give things on standoff2
Nahhh u have rights to 10%
Risky if you not the highest bidder
50/50?
Aw man can i have Golds?
Competitive?
Soy Pablo Escobar, el futuro predecesor de Colombia, oro o plomo.
I only speak money
Yk us dollars
@snow anchor lets make a deal
I have Juan Pablo Escobar.
And i have Maria Victoria Henao.
I burn all my money to worm them up
Im the real one
Got to master btw, Terrible servers tho
@snow anchor That's exactly what fake Pablo would say
Major L move
@snow anchor u sure?
What is his son's name?
Alr
What about his wife
Give me a name bro
Lets make a deal find me a great clan and ill give u my money and cocaine
Nahhh ill give u mine
Soo u will get double
I just need good europe clan
That way i can sale cocaine in europe
sale
500 milion doller π€π€π€
@velvet drift look at ur bank account again
Doller π€π€π€
Bro I don't understand this trash game logic, why did I lose 500 MMR because of a cheater participating in my allies match, where's the goddam logic
@velvet drift euros
Euros??? π±π±π±
I got my match cancelled against a cheater but stats are still unaffected
Witch server@zinc vessel
Singa
I don't even know what moderators are thinking of stealing gold II rank from me and putting me back on silver III that is just painful bro, moderators are the worst dumb people
Why my fps internet battery indicicator didn't show up even tho i turn it on
The game is terrible
Previous mmr system was way better
Yeah
- the servers are trash

Idk what kind of budget they have
The game isn't that big rn
only big in russia/ukraine/central europe rn
elsewhere ppl js play cs go
Hi
cs2*
just play cs2
Yo micheal.
fr
only play so2 if ya don't have a pc
like me
i'm broke asf

nah
wdyw
Someone is up to play?
@finite linden please change your bio to something less lame
Oh wait it's zani π€¦π»
Who have so much gold?
Ok zani
Hey,what do you mean? Is this game like a part time job for you? Listen. I'm gonna crush you. Your little japanese sightseeing trip is gonna turn traumatic.
Ragebait makes my tummy happy
very scary
pweaseee?
I'LL MANGLE YOU!
hello

I think i saw your comment on ig motivation video

I'm js joking around vro
Ik ts corny as hell
I'm laughing irl
Bro IRL
ITOSHI RIN DA!
How does it feel to be the clown of my story
π€΅πΌ
My dream is to win the champion's league.
I'll MANGLE YOU!
A-a-all t-this time....
I w-w-wasn't alone?
B-blue lock has been keeping up with my play.....
Alr bro
It makes me wanna PUKE!
I'LL MANGLE YOU!
EAT SH1t LOSERS
RRRAAAAAAAAHHHH
Its a manga quote
WITH MY GOAL
From kaiser
oh
I'LL KN000CK YOU UP!!!
what is this dawg
Hello
thats a job for someone esle
Relax bro
certain someone
Can we not talk about j*bs
Ya'll a girl asked for my instagram and i gave her my discord does that mean I have rizz?
@warm osprey sigma
Jobs bro jobs
thomas shelby
π₯π
Hello π
Job application
Chigma boy
Mcdonalds
Nagi*
Put the fry in the baggery secret jutsu
Not playing under 20 wc
NAGI SEISHIRO
Ban uicatche cheat
NAGI SPAWNED
<20 wc exists
Nub you watch dub?
No but idk how to say in Japanese
i watch sub and dub
Reo will gib his money to nagi dw
Outa nowhere
Greatt
Mister Beast
I am a rin fan
Nagi is a fraud
what the sigma
Png lock
Yea rin had fan in his eyes in the final moments of the game
PowerPoint lock
Its all about isagi
I'll do stuff to you
S2 is buns but still has potential,manga is peak
Isagi my goat
Alr bro
Lmfao but only a single animating everything is straight W
Ur banned
Ore wa monkey d luffy
W emoji?
No
Well well well

Gooner
Water we got here

Speed
One piece is the best anime oat
I love akeno
crazy opinion
WOAH

Does anyone wanna play comp?
nah
Is market place down
yes now get off an emulator and play cs2 instead
I turned it off, sorry man
Hi mommy pwease lemme be a victim PWEASEEE
How does bro knoww π€π€π€
who is this guy
your future good boy~
ion know
Joking bro iPad kid all day π
10:43
It is
Nah
Ur delusional
Jujika no rokunin low diffs one piece
They be seeing fights in PowerPoint and decide to say,nah bro its peak cause we have deformed female bodies
Anime shouldnt be like a movie or realistic
Jujika no rokunin is unrealistic
no way a kid making a cult that big
vro is js 19 rn i think
(Ryou)
Mako is japanese?
Anime should have good animation tho, or good writing,idk if one piece has allat πππΌ
animation is good
the writting is horrid
ew
solo leveling goated
There s so many who r better than op, idk why ppl glaze it sm ,also one piece fans( discord mods build like 90%) dislike any anime who has chance to get top 1
Printstream AWP btw
hi mako
Hello
hai
One Piece gets better after eps 300 bro
hey mommy lemme be a victim~
π€£π
trust me
can you guyd buy me some gold
I watched the entire thing it was my 2nd anime btw
Bet i'll watch 300 eps bro dw
There's 2 makos?
My 1st was opm
Yep
W
1 is zani
this is my alt
Standoff is a child game
hi mommy
This my main
Solo leveling overrated btw, S2 glazed and rushed ,its peak but doesnt deserve #1 ,Frieren is way better
Only cheaters and pc players, this game is no logic game it's just Russia game and Russia a people are stupid
Oh
Can you guys buy me some gold
I'll burn you
Read the manhwa
SL is water
Im rich
The adaptation that is
I have 4.45g
Anyone alies
i have around 3 ez
Can you buy me some gold
Yes road to ranger
I have 3.45g, please get on my level.
Frieren is so much better than Sister leveling season 2 this year π
I have under that
@sybau
Where u from? @velvet drift
Ykw else is much better?
Roman?))
Da
Mako
Joci?
Nu
oceania?
as juca da vreau sa ma ridic inapoi la pheonix
like australia
No, Indian Ocean
I am basically anywhere in the world
phoenix
So your japanese
bru anyone playing allies
Erygato
Phoenix in sezonu asta e cam bronze in sez trecut
One moment I'm in asia, one moment I'm suddenly in the med
ππ
Am pheonix
daca sincer daπ
hai allies
i rank is silver4 in conpetitive
This Season????
@turbid dirge
π
mariana trench
silver in season 9
ID in pv
Yep
Imagine being silver this season bro, that's wicked
Silver 4 is lower than bronze 1 ,bro is wood 1 this season
silver in the big 25
Make a new rank
Ok
Phoenix is like being bronze rn
You never know
The new high
Such a blessed moment
I am blessed
They r bronze last season so ig its accurate
Lol
I feel sigma now
Crazy

After I was cool with you... πππ
Erygato!
Bombardinoβ
Crocadilo
Bombardino crocodilo
Yeee
TunTunTunSahur
Yeee
Yeee
Where's the rest of my makos 
The branded trashcan
Being bronze this season is like being plastic 1
Skill issue bruh π
Mold 3 atm
Now im watching the fans changing colours till my friends get home to get me one
πππ
I didn't even install windows
LMAOOO
πππ
What blasphemy of a PC build
I got it today,i was happy for nothing
βββ

Cs2 ,mc , rdr
RGB Keyboard btw
Ikr
HAHAHAHA
Purble place, goated game
Real
Its a great looking game but idk abt the mechanics
I also love the anime
Lmfao
Demontime gooning ultra pro max+ PREMIUM Deluxe 4K 1080p HD
π
Frfr
Obsessing over something I don't have
π
Whqs dat
Skill issue
A p--
It's like aiming a HESH round from an FV4005
I finally can flex myself not playin standoff 2 on a emulator while could be doing it
Ez
very funny
Ay??
The funny part?
Nvm lol
Hahahahah
So true
Man you slow asf
No need to explain anymo tho
All gd tho
Sometimes
I need 4 games till I reach master
Allies btw

Skill issue
Rtx femboy 4k gooning hd
Where
W spec
Meowzilla
Where
Where
mako's you
Waiting for my makos to come online
One small issue
Should I sell legacy and get cold flame or dragon glass?
meow meow meow
Crazy
Real
Mako
Mako
Or get karambit tiger of the year
dragon glass imo better
Mako
I think ur pfp is a gooning version of mako
Get a dg karambit
Buddy thinks Iβm richπ₯
Gold is cheap
Bro my budget is 2kπ₯π₯
Bro??? U russian?
Slide them!!
What seller does bro useπ
I get it with 30$
Give me a keyboooaard
Same
got a better supplier
ππΌ
haha
Slide
10k gold
$5
first come serves
XD

bro i just bought 15k gold in 3 days
Ewwww pc player #πΈβphotos
Bro acting like he a saint
π
Ignore and decline
I bought all dat gold when i was 12-13πππΌ
Even worseππ
Lmao
Jealous
Sorry Mako
Eat ? Nah gold bro gold
I remember I spent atleast 400 on free fire π
Mako generator 2019 working
Mold mold mold
hello so2 people, recommend some good ak skin sticker combos please
I just started playing again 1 week aho
Should I be jealous or you because while having a pc you still on elite and I'm on phone and legend
Necro with 4x kawaii stickers
Free fire was insane ,all my friends used to spend a lot when it was in prime,now they regret
can u ss
πππ
are you elite in comp? i dont think so
I dropped it and lost my account lol
I have no so2
Bro is still flexing that legend like its not easy to make it π₯π
what phone u use for playing guysv
Neev feeds on attention so don't give him one
I can be today if I wanted to and not elite, legend
Best to ignore
iphone 3g
Vermilion with the red skull stickers
Thank you, Mako. You truly are wise.
400 what
Euros at the least
π₯
Not really I'm saying pc player still not legend
i was considering to buy one but i don't have enough atm
might sell some useless knives
Ur the legend is not the same as those who are on pc tho
Bro wth is it ur own money did u earn it urself?
The pc playeds smack ur ahh
Then genesis with boom stickers
U can t defeat them,so many advantages
Lunch money I was saving up
Crazy
Damn
If u save
Yea one of my friend started using pc he went from silver to champ
Its ez
akr vermillion only for 1.5k?
I will wisely spend my money on renewing my nitro subscription.
that's hella cheap
Ik bro its insane, BUT BRO,WHY would any1 play standoff on pc when u cs2 is freeππ
i was the legend from s2 to s5 on phone
Standoff 2 on pc is no skill
I was top 100 everytime the season reseted for a couple days
On mobile its peak and skillful
They be quirky like that
Do you have 2 account because earlier I saw someone with the same name have the pink name
Just freaky
Deadazz
Why play nock off when you can play the real deal
Them π₯· have no recoil at all whatsoever
Truly a shinobi
just one
Hi im Mako
Some got the same name here as you
How many days did u save up to earn 400 dollars._.?
So which knife should I buy Iβm bored of legacy
Hey Mako
I'm Mako main acc
keya?
I heard cs2 is also dealing with large hacker problem like us
Didnβt save up I was just getting money for lunch and instead of eating I was buying paysafe cards π
Idk they just had the same name as you
U can t get hackers in faceit ,well not many,some are leaking





