💬│english-chat

[fair rampart]

braindead

banned

[rich crow]

Nah they didn't see shizz

[fair rampart]

Chat logzz

Ima report you

your done for 🫵🏻

[open heron]

Wdym

[summer tide]

yo

[open heron]

Did someone send gooner material

[summer tide]

anyone wanna play comp

[open heron]

👅

[summer tide]

its me and @rich crow rn

[rich crow]

Snitches get stitches!

[summer tide]

ranger n higher

[fair rampart]

Kindergarden ahh sayings

[rich crow]

i have 2 kids

[open heron]

KinderGARDEN?

[hexed igloo]

ahh

ahh

[open heron]

Busting

[red isle]

Are you sure?

[summer tide]

bro nathen plz start the game

[rich crow]

i need you sea salt! 🧂

[open heron]

Where is omni man

[red isle]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN?

[open heron]

🥀

[red isle]

LOL

Yeah the invincible fandom is gonna make history

[open heron]

Im..shapesmith

[hexed igloo]

invincible

[rich crow]

Are you sure?

[open heron]

I am so lonely

[red isle]

Are you sure?

[open heron]

Where is omni man ⁉️ ⁉️

I wouldnt even keep you as a slave in my empire

[hexed igloo]

what

[open heron]

Search it up

[ember warren]

Hello

[open heron]

Goodbye

[fair rampart]

tragic

[short isle]

"tragic"the heck?

[reef relic]

Hey

Can I have a Karambit

I give u my 5.40 gold

That all I have

Cs im a noobie

[short isle]

yo ain't no way..just say no..

tf is wrong with you

"meow"AHH furry

[astral edge]

Furry?

[short isle]

for your info..yes

but her profile seems sus

[rich crow]

Fr

Ong

[hexed igloo]

just like Mako

[short isle]

Shi there's two mako

[hexed igloo]

wait till you find out about the 3rd

[short isle]

..anyways who's her "FUTURE WIFE"...

I dint watch many anime's

especially romantic cause I know the girl character will open her shirt to her future wife

[lilac sierra]

Mako

[hexed igloo]

very true

[rich crow]

Mako

[short isle]

... seriously?mako?

[hexed igloo]

Mako

[void bronze]

Mako

[velvet drift]

I am proud of my makos

I can't see your msg

I have no glasses

[rich crow]

I got muted on my main

L

[hexed igloo]

Good morning, cutie

[velvet drift]

This us the L

[rich crow]

Nerdie

[velvet drift]

Tyty, gm to you too

[velvet drift]

Newgen

L

[hexed igloo]

Newgen

[void bronze]

can you say the r word

[velvet drift]

The word

[hexed igloo]

ok seriously how can you say the r word

[velvet drift]

Real

[rigid jasper]

Yea, kind of bannable

[void bronze]

WHAT

[velvet drift]

"Kind of" is the key word folks

[rigid jasper]

Bro really said that 💀

[velvet drift]

Restart

[clear flame]

hello so2 people 🪬

[velvet drift]

Hello Millie

Mako's you

[void bronze]

👹

[velvet drift]

Im gonna sleep

[void bronze]

its like

10 am

[velvet drift]

Idc

[void bronze]

okag

[rich crow]

No

Don't sleep

If you fall asleep again

[hexed igloo]

dont sleep

im going to Mako you

im Makoing rn

[open heron]

Im bruhmiuming it

[void bronze]

hes making it

[rich crow]

Silence

[neat agate]

c ai

youre cooked dawg

[void bronze]

hey gogle

[quartz forge]

Told you to believe in bapu

Dc winning this season fr

[meager fiber]

[warm moat]

Moto gloves spearmint make me hot down there

[neon thicket]

hmm

[elder sonnet]

Bruh why nobody buying ak digital burst st skin 🥲

[river pumice]

ur selling urs?

[elder sonnet]

Ye???

Been weeks

I need gold for my dream skin

:((((((

[river pumice]

what dream skin

[elder sonnet]

Ak necromancer

[river pumice]

necro is a lot cheaper than db

[elder sonnet]

Can u buy my skin?

[river pumice]

for 30G then sure

[elder sonnet]

Bruh

[astral edge]

Waited for 40 Min no match bruhhhhhh

[river pumice]

@stoic crown try the yellow one

[river pumice]

why did u even buy db in the first place if u wanted necro

[elder sonnet]

Because this necro has 4 neon stickers on it

Wasnt on sale

[stoic crown]

The yellow mantis is lame ngl. I just wish there's a fully white grey glove

[river pumice]

gangster

[stoic crown]

Ur right. But it isn't as clean as champion/autumn

[river pumice]

[neat agate]

I'm purring

[stoic crown]

Market is healing 💔

[river pumice]

good

items go back up in value

🔥

[clear flame]

I was looking for an ak just like this weeks ago

[dense thistle]

How?

[clear flame]

🥀

[dense thistle]

You got muted lmao skill issue

[stoic crown]

My karambit dglass went from 3k to almost 5k now 💥💥🥶

[river pumice]

waiting for 8 years collection to crash mantis price

🔥

[stoic crown]

Just the new battle pass skins come to market is enough to crash the mantis price

[clear flame]

🪬

[river pumice]

gonna buy one when it’s 2k ish for genesis

🔥

[stoic crown]

Mann imagine if standoff manage to fix the karambit being hold. The price will definitely going crazy

[river pumice]

impossible

[stoic crown]

Yeah they won't since they already got pattern for karambit and mantis

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[dense thistle]

Skill issue get good

[open heron]

@dense thistle They are green so i just said screw it and put them on

[bronze knoll]

111758411 add I need friends 🥲

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[supple hawk]

Profit 1k😹

[stoic crown]

Standoff2 commission sucks bro

[supple hawk]

Ik

20% is way too much

[rich crow]

Guys I'm giving away all of my gold (I've 5 gold)

[open heron]

Thats too much

[rich crow]

That's all i got 🥀

[supple hawk]

RICH

MILLIANIER

Bombooclaaattt

[rich crow]

Nah I'm fr, if anybody wants 5g hit me up

[frail delta]

“millianaier”

[supple hawk]

Its how he says it broski

Ik how to spell millionaire

🥀

[rich crow]

Bombaclaatttt

[frail delta]

atp

[supple hawk]

Begging in big 25

Crazy

[frail delta]

works

mane

[elder sonnet]

Did u have 25k golds though?

[supple hawk]

Gold is not that expensive yk

[hexed igloo]

More Chaos dropped

[frail delta]

i gtg to schoo

[frail delta]

bye

[supple hawk]

Bye

[lean jasper]

Its hard

Better than music

[open heron]

The way you said Bye was too tuff 😮‍💨

[hexed igloo]

this album tuff

[lean jasper]

🔥

I like more chaos

[hexed igloo]

been waiting for this album

worth it

[lean jasper]

Same

Leakers couldnt wait

[hexed igloo]

aint listened to leak this time

[lean jasper]

Fr

[hexed igloo]

thankfully

[supple hawk]

Ikr this is me rn

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[warped plume]

Hello
It s just at me or the matchmaking is slow asf?

[clear flame]

i had

[elfin gull]

going to school and buying gold 🙉

[fallow prism]

is there a way to play so2 on pc? i kinda miss the game but my phone gave up on me

[open heron]

Nope

[elder sonnet]

Buy my ak skin Xd

[clear flame]

norem

[elder sonnet]

It is 25k

[clear flame]

i already spent it for a st treasure hunter

[elder sonnet]

[clear flame]

🤠

[elder sonnet]

I need gold for my dream skin

[clear flame]

what is it?

[elder sonnet]

Ak necro

But nobody is buying my skin

….

[craggy ether]

Classic every player

[red isle]

Just challenge people for the pricing until its bought

[elder sonnet]

Mine is literally 4k cheaper

[red isle]

Or sell it for less so they're forced to sell theres for sell

[elder sonnet]

It is not even close so

[red isle]

Wtf? What gun are you selling?

[elder sonnet]

Mine is 4k cheaper and its been on market for weeks

Ak digital st

[red isle]

Well duh not that many people have 4k gold sitting around

It's like those people who have nameless items

[elder sonnet]

Wdym that skin is 25k

[red isle]

And you're selling it for?

[elder sonnet]

That skin is 30k am selling 25k

[red isle]

Why not sell it for 20k?

Or just leave it alone

[elder sonnet]

Because thats too low? Duh

Lol

[craggy ether]

If he sold like 20%-

[red isle]

It's already expensive so its gonna take forever to get bought

[elder sonnet]

5k discount is already insane deal

[red isle]

Ok how much gold are you looking to get for it?

[elder sonnet]

Selling 25k

…

I get 20k

[red isle]

What're you gonna spend the 20k on?

[brave sand]

[elder sonnet]

Spending 25k on ak necromancer st

[craggy ether]

-_-

[red isle]

I see

[elder sonnet]

Which imo is the best ak skin in n the game

With those stickers

[red isle]

Tag King ST >

Imo

[elder sonnet]

Nah

[red isle]

Necro is mad overrated

[clear flame]

@verbal imp hey

[elder sonnet]

Tag king not even in the top 5 ak skin lmao

[red isle]

This is a crazy take

[elder sonnet]

Not with those stickers lmao

[red isle]

Give me top 5 over jt

It

[elder sonnet]

Have you seen the skin??

Lol

[limber hollow]

Treasure be- idk

[clear flame]

ak 2 years red tops everything off

[verbal imp]

Yoo

[limber hollow]

2yrs was fye

[elder sonnet]

Bruh I have owned treasure st, digital st, genesis st, ak 2 years, and everything else

[clear flame]

@verbal imp hey that's me that joined your lobby

[elder sonnet]

Nothing comes close to the skin am buying

[limber hollow]

I had all of em but sold awp n ak 💔

[verbal imp]

Yeah I just realized
I saw someone who had a similar name to u but I didn't think nothing of it

[elder sonnet]

Like the diff is insane it is crazy

[limber hollow]

I have reg necro always wanted st one

Mine got 2019 hallow stickers

[clear flame]

lol

[elder sonnet]

Necro st without those stickers no top 5

But with those stickers it is top 1

[verbal imp]

Why leave 😦

[clear flame]

i think i had Necro st before w 4x polar bear stickers or something

[clear flame]

i just wanted to see who it was

[verbal imp]

Wanted to show how "good" I was

[verbal imp]

Fe

[limber hollow]

I still have sealed devilish sticker

💔

[clear flame]

🪬

bet

I'll drop skins

[verbal imp]

Insane work

[clear flame]

smh u richer then me

[verbal imp]

No I am not

Not even close

[clear flame]

😔

bro is humbling

@verbal imp we can play one game

[verbal imp]

Alright

Hopping on

[clear flame]

i was inviting u earlier

[elder sonnet]

Bro buy my skin bro

[crystal cave]

Lol these people

[limber hollow]

my acc locked 💔 @elder sonnet

[elder sonnet]

[hexed igloo]

Mako

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[verbal imp]

🐓

[clear flame]

@verbal imp ggs

[verbal imp]

Ggs

Couldve done better in the 1v1

[clear flame]

it's ok

nobody cares about 1v1

[verbal imp]

Also why did u ran away after planting the bomb

[neon thicket]

allies any1? master rank

[verbal imp]

I literally saw u running but I didn't shoot u cuz I wasn't ready lmao

[clear flame]

thought u were ct

somewhere ct

i didn't hear u

[verbal imp]

I'm gold 2

[clear flame]

😜

[verbal imp]

Fair enough

[clear flame]

my ping was bad

[verbal imp]

Yeah ik

[mortal gust]

add me id 51295117
server Singapore

[verbal imp]

But you still would've won if u knew

Literally everyone and their mother can beat me 😩

[clear flame]

why is bro so humble

smh

🥀

[craggy ether]

Hmm

[clear flame]

no thanks

you're too rich to be sponsored

[elder sonnet]

Rich people plz buy my skin :((((

[hexed igloo]

Mako

[elder sonnet]

I have a dream 🥲

It is on market for 25k plz buy it

[hexed igloo]

what skin

[elder sonnet]

Ak digital st

I am literally breaking price to sell it it is very cheap

[hexed igloo]

ye

still cant beat agc but ts still tuff

big body gle ski i went bought it

ye

my bad

aint he dropping another album

ww3

i mean its ye, prolly never dropping lol

[mystic spindle]

Oe

[open heron]

Finally im unmuted

[astral edge]

Mods mute him again

[calm iris]

welcome back

[open heron]

Even tho i didnt even do nothing but

Its fine

Sent this and the bot said it was a link 💀

#📸│photos message

[open heron]

Your banner is peak

[calm iris]

lol

i need to change it really

[languid dagger]

Why this game is trash

1vs5 and -45

[unkempt ruin]

Your club needs a discord server

[elder sonnet]

Buy AK digital stattrack on market. It is cheapp

[hexed igloo]

2k i will

[elder sonnet]

Nah

[neat agate]

buy a coach instead

[elder sonnet]

Nah

[verbal imp]

If I had 20k

But I dont

😩

[elder sonnet]

How much u have?

[dense thistle]

Fr

[verbal imp]

0.80 gold

[calm iris]

i like ak 2 years its soo much tho

[slender tinsel]

I want

To change my aim

Can anyone help me?

[hexed igloo]

what that mean

real

you tryna get legend quick? lol

[limber hollow]

any cobblestone wanna rank?

💔

[hexed igloo]

true

[flat plover]

Only from calibration u can get thl at the moment

Fr?

On main got 2600 mmr from calibration

[hexed igloo]

from calibration is crazy

[flat plover]

Kinda

I have friends who got 3.3k

Not from calibration

But ye

[hexed igloo]

is all about the elo now

[flat plover]

I don't like the new ranking sistem

[hexed igloo]

it is what it is

[calm iris]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1360142172174684281 anyone want to play comp ?

[velvet drift]

[hexed igloo]

Mako

[prisma bobcat]

Would it be better to add a function to save the video?

[velvet drift]

Mako

[prisma bobcat]

What do you think

Add a function to save the video of the game

[velvet drift]

A demo basically yeah?

[prisma bobcat]

[hexed igloo]

It's under development as far as i know

they mentioned it plenty of time

[velvet drift]

[prisma bobcat]

😆I hope it will be soon

[velvet drift]

Editing deluxe

[prisma bobcat]

[noble dagger]

[clear mortar]

What gloves for cold flame karambit?

[hexed igloo]

vydas more like

[neat agate]

Normal people where

[hexed igloo]

vymale

[winter peak]

zani

@hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

Savage

[edgy jungle]

[sour star]

vyer

[hexed igloo]

wow

the hard R too

[sour star]

mogged

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[velvet drift]

[calm iris]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1360142172174684281 come vibe comp

[sour star]

poposaur

[calm iris]

champion + come join for comp 4/5

[viral pawn]

Is anyone unboxing st raiva in the normal box

[dapper lava]

Master here

[dense thistle]

Why do i have no access to this?

What is it?

[ruby basin]

it's locked

[dense thistle]

What does that mean?

[ruby basin]

you can't join the vc anymore

[dense thistle]

Ohh it's a vc

[ruby basin]

yea

[dense thistle]

Meow

[hexed igloo]

how is soloq

[ruby basin]

bad

[brisk plaza]

Gm chat

[velvet drift]

Sup

[brisk plaza]

Y'all be on this chat 24/7💔

[velvet drift]

In your view yeah

But I just woke up

[stoic crown]

💔

[dense thistle]

@rich crow let me know if you wanna play comp together imma try to boost my rank to master too so we can play together

[sour star]

yuh

im campin this chat

[brisk plaza]

And already on discord 💔💔

[sour star]

he woke up 7h ago

[brisk plaza]

Fr

[hexed igloo]

you miss the chat too much

[brisk plaza]

Bro is lying ash 💔

[velvet drift]

Not the chat itself, just you

[velvet drift]

I woke up way earlier than most asians just hours ago

Then I went back to sleep

[hexed igloo]

are you in love with me perchance

[sour star]

yeah ofc your 500kg fell asleep again

and didnt go outside

[velvet drift]

I am NOT Yuuka Hayase

❎❎❎

[sudden gate]

Bust

[velvet drift]

a

[sour star]

Mr popo lookin ahh

[velvet drift]

BiggieCheese

[acoustic zealot]

[lethal sentinel]

Wsg gang

[rich crow]

Activision promo

?

[sour star]

this aint cod

we dont got activision

[rich crow]

I mean active

Code

[brisk plaza]

Sup mommy

[lethal sentinel]

Dude someone just took my pfp and uses my name on tik tok

and likes my posts too 😭😂

[brisk plaza]

Crazy 💔💔

Standoff 2 players would steal your dreams if they could

[steep rock]

crazy i won 10-3 on comp

and we have gotten canceled match because enemy team guy had nsfw pfp and got banned for it

or some bad as hell hacks

💀

[sour star]

brickedmeat interacting with the most egoistical person w no brain

🥀

[brisk plaza]

Who?

[sour star]

i wonder 🌚

[brisk plaza]

Mommy? Damn

Why

[wraith topaz]

What is wrong with market

[sour star]

idk

maybe cuz the guy is actually stupid

[rich crow]

Is there active codes

[sour star]

no

hey old man @silk kraken can u have a look at my submission to comms officer

turan accepted my ticket twice, i sent a msgs through game and also sent split screen

but i still havent gotten an answer

one of the tickets even expired

[hexed igloo]

yes i will send you cheat

[velvet drift]

Omg

[sour star]

ril???

actual factual??

[velvet drift]

Certified verified

[hexed igloo]

but i get to spy on your device

[sour star]

[velvet drift]

I watch you sleep, every night.

[sour star]

[silk kraken]

Done

[sour star]

do i create another ticket?

[hexed igloo]

you mean, i watch you sleep every night

[velvet drift]

The comma was me pausing on my sentence

[hexed igloo]

i watch you sleep

[velvet drift]

Ty

[silk kraken]

You have the roles now

[hexed igloo]

can i have my elite role

[sour star]

oh yes ty very much

[velvet drift]

Toes who nose 💀

[sour star]

reliable as always :D

[hexed igloo]

i didnt get to send my screenshot in comms yesterday

[silk kraken]

No

[ruby basin]

comms officer is down can i have master role in duels

[hexed igloo]

😭

[sour star]

my ticket ran for close 14h

21h total

[silk kraken]

Please send me a screenshot of your in-game profile in private

[velvet drift]

wattesigma

[silk kraken]

Only Competitive role, right?

[hexed igloo]

yea

well im elite in duel too

but i dont need

[velvet drift]

Why the need to mention it then

[hexed igloo]

thank you axleman

[hexed igloo]

so i can flex on this creature called Mako

[vast jewel]

Do anybody know codes?

[velvet drift]

Hardstuck unranked consecutive seasons 6 - 8 and 9 0/10 games

[velvet drift]

Sure bud

[hexed igloo]

Mako the typa person to meow back at cats (me too)

pls snipe

[velvet drift]

This is NOT 2019

[hexed igloo]

grrr

[sour star]

axman is always reliable

the goat

[velvet drift]

The true goat

[sour star]

solo carrying the server ong

[velvet drift]

He is the definition of a chill guy

[sour star]

NAH💀

[velvet drift]

[sour star]

they have

do yk how easy it is to get champion or hogher?

i could maake 7 diff accs and grind them to champ+ in 1 day

[rich crow]

No

[rich crow]

🧢

[sour star]

its still easy

[velvet drift]

You are not cooking no matter whaz

[sour star]

i can

silvers r champ rn

[small dawn]

one guy has challenged me for 1v1
I saw his stats he is phoenix with 1.31 kd is it a good player or a bad player

[rich crow]

No you can't

[sour star]

i can just run through soloQ

[sour star]

im already 1800+mmr on my 2nd acc

[small dawn]

So do I stand a chance defeating him

[rich crow]

Main account rank?

[sour star]

legend

full

check my roles

[rich crow]

I apologise

[hexed igloo]

◇E-DATING PRICES.
◆ SLEEP CALL = $19.99

• TEXTS
good morning/night text = $4.99
per day "i love you" = $4.99

• MATCHING PFPS
10 minutes of matching pip = $9.99

[sour star]

all good

[rich crow]

I was gold 1 last season and now I'm champion lol

[sour star]

this is what i mean

[hexed igloo]

i found that in edating server

its a big list i had to shorten it

[sour star]

i can just soloq run through these ranks no issues

[rich crow]

Nox? What's that?

[sour star]

so gold is defo a non optional reward

[sour star]

@verbal imp

[rich crow]

Oh

Guys I'm giving away all of my gold( I have 6g)

[hexed igloo]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[sour star]

ill slide 40G for Mako invasion @velvet drift

[sour star]

battle of thr century

[rich crow]

I don't even know what to do with 6g so better give it away ig

[hexed igloo]

gimme

[brisk plaza]

Would you rather have a million dollars or a cancer?

[hexed igloo]

id get cancer eitherway

[brisk plaza]

What💔💔

[rich crow]

🥀

[hexed igloo]

1 million dollars and cancer or cancer
pick your poison

[crystal cave]

You should make it free for me frfr

[hexed igloo]

okay satya

just for you

[velvet drift]

Second phase?

[crystal cave]

❤️

[rich crow]

We are invading you?

[hexed igloo]

should match pfp w me instead

[velvet drift]

i'll be the sensei doodle drawing

[crystal cave]

Nobody cares about you keya, shoo shoo

[hexed igloo]

yes i match pfp with my alt

[velvet drift]

Dope

[crystal cave]

😭

[hexed igloo]

he looked like that lowpoly horror game characetr

[crystal cave]

My alt was revoked of its rights from this server

[sour star]

ong

[velvet drift]

L satya alt

[hexed igloo]

i have 9 alts in here

[rich crow]

Why

[hexed igloo]

rawr xd

[crystal cave]

Keya when he sees a girl irl

[velvet drift]

You really are a girl fr

[velvet drift]

Hourglass body? hell yeah

[crystal cave]

She/yours ong ong

[rich crow]

Do any of y'all have a job?

[hexed igloo]

help i wear pencil skirt to

[velvet drift]

SATYA has a CHILD-BEARING HIPS!!!

[crystal cave]

You didn't disappoint my expectations

[hexed igloo]

what is child bearing hips? i'm a visual learner by the way

[patent crypt]

Can anyone tell me what is the problem with facebook login look at #📸│photos

[velvet drift]

Allow @crystal cave to show you an example

[crystal cave]

Stop revealing our Lil secrets pookie

[hexed igloo]

freaky

[crystal cave]

It's only for you to see

🙈

[sour star]

zani is a visual learner

u gotta let him know

[rich crow]

Wordington

[crystal cave]

We can talk with our lips baby boy

[hexed igloo]

yuo'er*

[sour star]

yue'er

[crystal cave]

Just say you wanna see it too 💔

[velvet drift]

Yoru*

[hexed igloo]

yuri

[sour star]

im an active learner

i need to do it

to know what it is

[velvet drift]

Sure

[hexed igloo]

i need to, else i cant know

[crystal cave]

Time to rp teacher student

Fr

[hexed igloo]

Everyone, teacher is here!

[verbal wadi]

how many people in us mmr 2000+？

[sour star]

yes, senseiii

[sour star]

0

[crystal cave]

Weirdos ^

Couldn't be me

[rich crow]

Ain't nobody plays this game in us

[sour star]

u cant find matches in US w 2kmmr

[hexed igloo]

im going to kill you satya

sleep with your eyes open tonight

[sour star]

were touching him?

[crystal cave]

I could die seeking comfort in your beautiful eyes pretty baby

[hexed igloo]

who even play US

[hexed igloo]

W-what!! blushes rapidly is this some sort of joke to you?!

[crystal cave]

France used to be more stable for me and now it's yeah....

[velvet drift]

Haha L

[verbal wadi]

so if i stay in us and mmr 2000+，where should i go？

[crystal cave]

Yes. Absolutely. Dummy.

[sour star]

europe

netherlands

[velvet drift]

@crystal cave Bro keya is mocking you

[sour star]

or 200ping russia

[hexed igloo]

@stoic crown buying 10 fragment is more expensive than buying the skin itself 😭

[verbal wadi]

france also hard to find people

[crystal cave]

Let him, that's the most conversation he has had in his lifetime 😔

[hexed igloo]

cause france dont exist

[velvet drift]

Ong

[velvet drift]

Wake up

Wake up

[stoic crown]

Ain't they like 5k each? U might got the gold flashbang or sting mimicry tho

[hexed igloo]

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

[velvet drift]

France doesn't exist

Wake up

[hexed igloo]

have you seen how much those are? 😭

[sour star]

@rich crow

[hexed igloo]

@silk kraken

[rich crow]

Typical american discord user

Go learn geography

[stoic crown]

Mimicry is 99k while the gold flashbang is 150k

[sour star]

theyre asian

[velvet drift]

Gg

Everything said here is not to be taken seriously

[clear flame]

[velvet drift]

[sour star]

he is french

[hexed igloo]

thats if you get them

[sour star]

he also has a bit of an ego

[velvet drift]

"After all, it's just discord"

—LeBron James

[sour star]

you just gotta calm him

[velvet drift]

Fr

"After all, it's just discord"

—LeBron James

[clear flame]

What does the gold flashbang do?, does it have kill effects or custom sound?

[velvet drift]

Metal Rat fr

[velvet drift]

it does NOTHING

🔥

[hexed igloo]

10 nameless frag is 50k +-
if you get flashbang thats 150k w 20% = 120k-50k = 70k +- profit

[velvet drift]

Lol

[clear flame]

Keya try not to make everything weird challenge (impossible)

[velvet drift]

Ofc

It has to be

It's required

[hexed igloo]

i never said its good

[clear flame]

no

[hexed igloo]

if m9 dg is nameless i would start hating it

[sour star]

same

[stoic crown]

Imagine if there's a chance U might get statrack nameless 💔

[hexed igloo]

Nameless doesnt sound special, its more like an autistic club

[clear flame]

Stattrak knives coming next update

[velvet drift]

💀💀💀💀💀

[fervent turtle]

Anyone wanna play

[hexed igloo]

-20% value

[sour star]

i hate skins

[velvet drift]

Racist

[hexed igloo]

I hate

[sour star]

im skincist

[stoic crown]

Should've unknown or sum shi

[sour star]

hatist

[velvet drift]

I prefer this skin over that skin

The bigotry is crazy

[sour star]

you should remove your energy from yourself

[sour star]

exactly that

[rich crow]

I made an akr skin. Where should I submit so that I get posted on fan art channel?

[velvet drift]

Skinicism

[hexed igloo]

Standoff 2 probably saw krunkr had Contraband skin and was like "shi aight"

[sour star]

💯

[rich crow]

I made an akr skin. Where should I submit so that I get posted on fan art channel?

[hexed igloo]

in the fanart channel

[velvet drift]

Wouldn't it get autodeleted 💥

[sour star]

probably comms officer

not sure

[hexed igloo]

thats how it works

[stoic crown]

💔

[velvet drift]

Correction

[hexed igloo]

you send in #🌅│fan-art and it goes to their mod thing
at least thats how i remember

[velvet drift]

I will correct you

[hexed igloo]

I'm correcting you first

[velvet drift]

Too slow

[hexed igloo]

💢 💢 💢

[sour star]

dude

i accidentally swallowed some gum

[velvet drift]

L

[rich crow]

K

[clear flame]

Is it worth selling half of my inventory for awm treasure hunter?

[hexed igloo]

let me suck it out for you

[velvet drift]

Hell no

[sour star]

i wanted to add taste drinking juice

[sour star]

go ahead

[lethal sentinel]

Pff fun boys

[hexed igloo]

open your mouth wide

[sour star]

Aaaaaahhh

[hexed igloo]

🪨 here it is

[clear flame]

i wanna have both treasure hunter skins so bad

[velvet drift]

In discord is wild

[sour star]

oh wow! you got my kidney stone out

[stoic crown]

How rich is bro

[sour star]

thanks

but i still have gum

[hexed igloo]

no problem

uh

[velvet drift]

Lmao

[clear flame]

im broke

[hexed igloo]

i ate the gum

[clear flame]

2g left🥀

[velvet drift]

About awm sports v2 tyoe broke

[hexed igloo]

freaky

[hexed igloo]

instead of chewing gum alone we share it and exchange every so often

[clear flame]

Bruh yall actin like it is rare

[sour star]

💯

sharing is caring

[velvet drift]

I knew you were expecting tongue on the first date

[hexed igloo]

✅

[clear flame]

clever

[hexed igloo]

I'm not

[velvet drift]

Utter lies

[hexed igloo]

ill proof it

lets date

[velvet drift]

💀💥

[clear flame]

zani has 5 m9 dg i can't 😔

[hexed igloo]

fake

[clear flame]

@hexed igloo would u mind lending me 2 m9 dgs

😊

[hexed igloo]

i dont have

[clear flame]

No one's buying it

we know u the cashier of this game

[velvet drift]

Cuz it's expensive

[hexed igloo]

i'm too rich for everyone

apparently

[sacred halo]

Is this possible to reach 75lvl in battlepass

[hexed igloo]

roleplay me, ill give 30k

[brisk plaza]

Zani can u give me M4 Tiger, please I have been dreaming about it for 10 years already 😔

[velvet drift]

30k bananas

[hexed igloo]

i only have 2

[clear flame]

🤓 here

[velvet drift]

#staff-roleplay

[hexed igloo]

i hate you

[still cliff]

Guys do yall know any weapon that its price is gping up

[brisk plaza]

💔

[velvet drift]

Tsundere gal fr

💔

[hexed igloo]

im not

why would i

[velvet drift]

Exactly what a tsun would say

[fair rampart]

i bought 80 m4 powerade for 0.50 now theryre 0.13

stocks📈📈

[hexed igloo]

(,,¬﹏¬,,)

[velvet drift]

I love Satanichia Mcdowell.

[brisk plaza]

Oh damn I'm almost late

[fair rampart]

No one is laughing tho

[brisk plaza]

Silly carss

[brisk plaza]

Bye chat 🗣️🔥

[fair rampart]

cringe

[velvet drift]

[clear flame]

here come the pink people of standoff 2

[velvet drift]

I mean, it is cringe

Losing that much gold

[velvet drift]

Racist remark btw

[still cliff]

I bought 80 mp5 for 8c now theyre 7 duh

[velvet drift]

Fr

[brisk plaza]

Here comes the snitch

[velvet drift]

She was once a boostee

[brisk plaza]

Boostee 💔

[still cliff]

How much did you win

[clear flame]

explain why ninja emoji

[velvet drift]

Okay bud

[brisk plaza]

You know

[hexed igloo]

they all pinks

[brisk plaza]

My bad Mako 😔

[clear flame]

Ikr

[still cliff]

Dayum

[brisk plaza]

They all twinks

[hexed igloo]

TRUE

[velvet drift]

Lmao

[stray violet]

I bought 8 fal aquamarine at 13g cause I was told they're gonna get boosted again, the next day they were at 0.5g

[brisk plaza]

Oh wait friendly fire

[velvet drift]

🤣🤣🤣

[neat agate]

I'm licking my paws right meow

[clear flame]

You're from cartel territory

[neat agate]

Where's my hubby guys

[velvet drift]

Meow for ax

[neat agate]

Frick ax

[stray violet]

2 nameless knives, get it right

[velvet drift]

imagine owning two nameless knives

[neat agate]

whats your kd @stray violet

[velvet drift]

Couldn't be @stray violet

[clear flame]

why are people so rich nowadays

[silk kraken]

Based

[clear flame]

😿🥀

[neat agate]

I know

Frick ax 2x

X2

X100

[hexed igloo]

careful

[stray violet]

Germany? Idk I'm not good at geography

[velvet drift]

You're just chill like that

[hexed igloo]

you stupid its 24

[neat agate]

no its bob

[velvet drift]

What's 9+10

[stray violet]

You wanna know what's funnier than 24?

[hexed igloo]

math is hard

[stray violet]

[velvet drift]

25?

[hexed igloo]

1

2

[neat agate]

21!

Hehehe

[hexed igloo]

what comes after 2

[velvet drift]

You stupid—

[stray violet]

[velvet drift]

[stray violet]

Um what the smegma

[neat agate]

Original by: King Bob

Remastered by: Standoff 2 Community

Credits: Russ

Special Thanks: @gray patrol @stray violet

[magic atlas]

How im supposed to get to legend rank if they keep giving me 30 pionts

[stray violet]

Not reading allat

[hexed igloo]

ewalk is a diss to aik
ew aik

[neat agate]

you gotta do better

[stray violet]

Aik ain't even here

[magic atlas]

Wdym

[stray violet]

Bro catching strays

[velvet drift]

Drop ts on spotify

[neat agate]

that's disgusting

[neat agate]

Lowk

[hexed igloo]

you miss him?

[stray violet]

[north plaza]

Hey guys why I can't play game says matchmaking cancelled

[hexed igloo]

Mako

[velvet drift]

Fr

[stray violet]

Ion even talk to aik like dat

[velvet drift]

Mako

[stray violet]

Mako

[hexed igloo]

freaky

i know you were in #femboy-roleplay

[velvet drift]

@hexed igloo M.T.O. phase II when?

[hexed igloo]

whenever

[stray violet]

Keep your voice down gng

[velvet drift]

That's

[north plaza]

Guys why matchmaking cancelled???

[velvet drift]

Ok bud

[hexed igloo]

is ttaht true

[clear flame]

cause it's cancelled

[hexed igloo]

you have any fetish, Mako?

[north plaza]

...

[clear flame]

Mods check logs rnrnrn

[velvet drift]

You're the sole fetish here, zani.

[hexed igloo]

You're into adults

[velvet drift]

I definitely am.

[hexed igloo]

freak.

[clear flame]

he's been banned

[velvet drift]

Whoever Siegfried was

[clear flame]

idk why

[velvet drift]

Undetectable cheets

Bery gud cheets

Because he turns off safe mode

That's how bored he is

Rel

100% hs and acc

[clear flame]

Idk if this is irony or he's actually cheating

[stray violet]

Mold mold mold

[clear flame]

i don't sponsor tacos

[velvet drift]

Mold 4 rise up

[stray violet]

No

[velvet drift]

Oh, okay

Damn conservatives

[clear flame]

Oops

What happened to em

[stray violet]

@em

[jovial cipher]

.

[stray violet]

[velvet drift]

[sour star]

who

[velvet drift]

Whatever happened to @em