#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Make sure your game sense isnt bad either
Dont u work at cats investigation beuro
I just got kicked from the call and it eont show any calls
And it even dont show anything
I cant call anyone
w discord
y
Yooo
H
Is discord just having a stroke?
Why is there no Polish chat?
Aaa ok
stll buggin nvm
Who play allies
รs anybody playng allies ? Im gold 4 try to get to pheonix and im decent player
nah its still bugging
Nah i dont think so
bot cmds take forever to respond
@devout plover yo bro wana play allies with me im decent player
I thought it was my internet
i cant
fr
Ok
discord back on?
@queen jungle wana play allies im decent player
crshd
Me
@scenic wind Ok give me id
200912060
Ok
I wnna to join clan
hello
disc buggin it dont kno that im thuggin
so2 disc server bein inactive for 9 whole minutes be crazy
@crystal cave @ruby ore #๐ธโphotos
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Billions must donate at least 100 gold
Ah man I submitted my ai thing too late ๐
need 2more players for a 5stack
If only i had my rank for 5v5 ๐ฅ
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Real legend vs fake legend fr
stop begging holy god u borin
But i want to have knife but i cant buy๐is it my fault
Harder
spend money on the game
its the only way
to get enough for a knife
saving is too hard
Yknow what else is too hard?
๐
i want to report sum guy
Do you have their id
yeah
Thats good
Idk what else you have to do
I just know you need their id
Ik im super helpful ๐
Hi
Hello
What would you like to report him for?
Hello
Look at this guy #๐ธโphotos
I don't have any myself
@silk kraken did you delete that?
Why is your ping so high
@cold zenith your wallet must be your worst enemy it hates you
We played on Netherlands and my internet is bad overall
I just posted there look
He is the true legend carried my as every game
I dropped to ranger lil
@rough quiver dammmm
F randoms
Guys
@rich crow bro was so good they think you are hacking
Play with me sometime ez wins
I'm bad at legend lobbys not ranger
Fr bro lol everyone calling me a hacker
For yearsss
It's a compliment now
what u play on?
Redmi note 13
ongg
You true legend man we all fakes here
mobile legend
Fps?
Pro or no pro?
120 prob
120 but drops
Not pro
Thats nice . My phone supports 60 only
๐ฅบ
I think only ios give stable 120 fps
nah
I got better device still such a skill difference
how long does he play?
I've been playing since season 1 but on different accounts
I watched so many Yt videos of S02 players I never saw an android giving constant 120 fps whole game
thats nice bro
dont mind the hate
My phone is 20% of your photos price still 120 lmao
it does
js need a cooler
I got infinx gt 10
like u can buy one
@rich crow one game rn?
Nahh only a little better than your
120
I mean there won't be much difference even if we use cooler
2v2
Sure bro
are u an iphone
user
A year ago i had xs
My acc of so2 was worth more than the phone it self
No android
Send results when done
What's ur id
Lmao
wait
You will, I'm only Playing for like a year
158319535
i stopped playing in season 1
i might have a hard stuck 60 or less
Ohh
i used whole packet of data
Wait let me spec
๐ญ
we gonna do 2v2
I wanna sleep but wanna watch this
Ohh I shi I thought 1v1
randoms?
You mean allies
He mean ranked
Imma watch
ight
I'm bad in 1v1s btw
its alright
I was able to kill him in 1v1 but would never be able to in allies
diffrent maps yk
Yoo look at #๐ธโphotos wth is that???
We won 10-7
Thats crazy
We from same clan haha
@vapid gust can you give me more details about your preference..?
#๐ธโphotos yall
Man we got shitted on
that wasnt normal
only headshots
Results
Def not normal
Hackers?
i think
Yea idk then tbh
I've met hackers with more than 1k hours
Ohhh damm
can y'all check #๐ธโphotos
Damm
My upload
Sheesh
Now that's a lot of damage
To me?
No
gg tho
idrc about these 40points
if i get a refund ill do
ill be falling with ranks when the last week missions come out
to do all of them at once
allies, duels, comp
Did you like the skin
strongest.

Wth I was thinking the same
You sure you not in my mind peeking
nah
how many weeks do i have to wait
like 4-5 more
atleast
and i dont like waiting
and ill prob try to do them earlier
anyone play?
yall is pc bannable?
i dont think so
yeah
in the game there are pairings in the 2 teams
sometimes play vs pc or mobile
imagine buying a pc just to load up standoff 2
lol fr

me
play or not?
M
fake mako
wsp
How can i change my server Rank?
go to channel and roles
What channel
Thx
np
Bu
This is one of the most easiest ways to get ban in this server
Wsg gang
hmm
Hmm
@verbal imp new pfp go hard.
Thanks man
Would be alot cooler if it was animated
:clueless:
does he know?
I dont think he does
where is the real mako?
is mako a mimiring?
WHAT.
I have to make some calls it seems.
๐ซ
pmo13.
crafted by yours truly.
@velvet drift a little birdie told me you are uhm, expecting.
balerina cappuccina
do I have anything to do with it, and if yes, how much do you want a month?
What are u talking about dude
shhh, she's sleeping
I was sleeping too then had a bad dream. now it's our problem.
a true lion molests everything that moves
Mako
whatever, your problem now, just know that whenever she is with you, she is thinking of me ๐บ
Dude
yes.
are you blushing?
adren is a true lion
you think I would go out with men?
Lmfao
Adren would do that
adren is tryna find he's future wife here
๐ญ
do you prefer mako as male or female
you might not be my first, but you probably won't be my last. ๐บ
Xd
old enough
BAHAHHAAH
I hope aliens are real so I have more things to boombaya.
I pray that they arent real
Because of u
you are next, nox.
diddy is tagging along.
he really is a true lion
AyO
he is bringing LOTS of oil.
Keep me away from this beast.
your fate has been decided for you ever since you breathed air.
his what
this day would come no matter whether you will like it or not.
cadillac
he couldn't take that i took Mako, so he went for a man
Wid spinners
Hello
factual.
uprising.
:trol:
Brain forted
Damn bro i dont got an air fryer
Even I have one
you look like you dont own an air fryer
broke.

name one air fryer food
Children
Sounds good
insert that one rat emoji.
in liquid form
๐
Ew
just like your long lost brother soon... @hexed igloo
you mean, my kids
I mean your long lost brother, Fako.
don't know who that is, keep him lost
oh but you do know.
you remember that night? when the fire engulfed your house? and they could not find your brother? if I recall correctly, you were 3.
๐ฑ
I comitted arson on your property that fateful night, the 9th of December 2009!
Ayy, Carti, I need that Back to the Future Carti
I need that full alien Carti
I need that beep, beep, beep, beep
Extraterrestrial Carti, you know
Hmm
Just like that, Carti, you know
Hmm
Just like that,โCarti
I also killed your first boyfriend.
and the second.
and the third.
then you met me.
Mako say to her classmate, "Can a Mako borrow a french fry" and my first thought wasn't, "Oh my god she said the word, the M word" it was how is a Mako gonna borrow a fry, Mako is you gonna give it back?
n*rmal ๐คฎ
TRUE!!!
Manifesting you 5 Billion dollars, maybe even Latinas
if you have the need to say the word all the time, you either a fart smella or a fake ๐
can they be goth werewolf latinas?!
you with goth werewolf latinas? Hahahaha know your hierarchy peasant
you shall pay for this!!!
Big loser keep losing
oh no, look what I got here. got your nose, bozo.
Hey, give it back ๐ข
nuh uh.
I should get out of here
Yup
leave this place before it's too la
Too la ๐
xd
shower complete. 4 showers remaining till the fog comes ๐
the fog is coming
Try to like
Try to like
the rot consumes
isn't that the part that touches the floor?!
Yes
do you also clean your ass' that way
Yea
๐ฅ
Proof?
do you let it crust first
Im sorry guys if i send an Inappropriate link, my discord account was hacked
Ill delete this acc see ya
Um ok
glhf.
Bye
bro $50 steam
http//:steamrealgiftcard/
Have fun ๐
Day 136 and still no new https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1224324666311573504
you sent me that "Free 18+ server (Adult Only) ๐" unforgivable
LMAO
free standoff 2 18+ ๐
onlyfanleaks desi
standoff 2 license keys ๐
where
under there!
under where
Under where
underwhere
haha made you say underwear.
๐คฌ
Keep yourself safe โค๏ธ
now read that backwards.
Safe yourself keep
save yourself

now take the first letters and sort them randomly.
from this knuckle sandwich
Yks
@hexed igloo
hi im mako
that's keya alt!!!!
Rip that shi
nope
He will be missed
:clueless:
now read that in turkish.
Nein
i definitely never use that lucky star girl as my profile picture in my life
@gray patrol ๐
You.
pooooooog.
Bro I just opened discord wtf did I just see..
No you didnt
I can send you my credit card information.
You are now watching
why is the cartel after you
a master at work
A tamaki appreciator at work
belarussian.
Youve been sitting here watching for minutes and were waiting for smth to come up
You aint slick
Naw man
this is
Bolaลo
I'm being fr
bolalo
Bolalo
bollocks
your honour, he is clearly capping.
idk why i have polish as my phone keyboard
xani hacked your windows tablet ๐
i dont speak homophobic femboy
xani
that polish femboy
homohacks
hani.
@gray patrol quick hop on standoff2freegold(dot)ru!!!
So true
gold delivered within 30 seconds!!!!
that gambling site butter getting sponsored from
@sour star
is that the
is that
is that the
why was that deleted
can confirm.
The fact u even know is just as bad
W pfp man is here
Wowie waw

what the.
trap before you rap
Makoboobies what is your wisdom
Can you not talk during silent reading time, please?
someone's mad
I will deep fry you and your family tree.
Omg shut up you do not have the talking stick
An American soldier killed 3 generations of family within a span of an hour, he was thanked for his service
you flipping fish!!!
did someone tag me
Legend last 10 mmr
go for it
I need someone
do it alone, do it scared, do it gooning, do it shivering, do it sick.
A Japanese kamikaze soldier flew into a military base that turned out to be empty, his bravery and legacy will be remembered
I'll do it no matter what, right? ๐
yes, I manifest 1000 mmr coming your way.
๐ฎ
I think that 10 mmr will be 100 mmr for you ๐
Where are the not normal people
adren was a legend with 0.79kd btw
Me 2.9 kd
my people
๐ญ ๐ญ
Me
is adren new to so2 or what
im busting
absolutely generational performance.
ambatabus
it was 0.96kdr but thank you for downplaying me.
Im makoing it
Ill sponsor you 30k if you roleplay as Mako
He's the skin that's gonna bust
I am sea salting it.
Mako
this is me when the.
this is literally me
See, i was making a laughable statement based upon your error of typing โbustโ instead of โboostโ, implying that i, was in fact busting
Are you jaking it
Ong
jorkin and workin
Im arriving all over my screen
where is my filipino e-boyfriend when I need him?
wrong. 10 million Roentgen of gamma radiation.
Singular buttock ๐ฅ
(pulls +2 from your buttock)

Twas i!!!!!
Yooo
@seedle
wrong again.
you are getting a free castration for you and a friend!
I got 1400 gold what lnife do i get im thinking about jk augustine
I'm defeated, I cannot continue this
Unless
What does your current inventory look like
Send a pic in #๐ธโphotos
Kukri digital awp boom
(pulls out uno custom card with +100 written on it with sharpie)
popipopipopipo.
Ill send pic
ha ha ha ha.
you fell into my trap!
(pulls out Obama signed varsity basketball card)
I send it go check #๐ธโphotos
Well well well, any more predictable you can not be
Ok
I resign.
Maybe im buying 1k gold then kukri sold is 400
??
1.400 @open heron
Theres nothing good thats cheap
I had fang haunt that was good but bored and price went down 400 gold
I beg to differ.
What knife you got @red isle
Legacy
Like what?
Honestly bro instead of buying a knife i would make an inventory that has a theme. But if you really want a knife then i would get maybe stiletto void root ๐
cheap baby oil is better than expensive baby oil for lubrication purposes.
Man I meant knives.
Get this dude locked up.
Stiletto gets so boring
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iโll buy jk augustine then
a cheap butter knife is a better tool to kill someone than a really expensive chef knife.
Just save up
Idk 1k or 3k
Standoff 2 knives smartahh.
Buy a karambit
Or put it in Pubg
BOOO!
I could prove it to you, but then there would be this whole thing of your body not being recognisable, you know what I mean.
Make an inventory that looks good and matches with the knife you have already ๐ฅ
Get a load of this guy..
Do we get an extra daily quest after buying the gold pass?
Buy it and find out
Omg are you a real tanto knife?
Im bored of it tho
A real celebrity?
what knife do you got @open heron
I knew someone would make this joke eventually
Yes it is I one of the most underrated knives in the game
๐ซต
Tanto Pearl Abyss >>>>
Tanto is maybe worse than default
Hell no
๐น
Underrated cause slow animations ๐
Tanto Malachite >>>>
Otherwise it'd be top 5
What knife do you have?
Maybe top 3
Kukri digital
they definitely ruined the attack animations of the tanto.
Nawwwwwww
LMAO
I was heartbroken ๐
Nawwwwww
@fair rampart never have an opinion again.
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
knife shaming in 2025 ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
ragebait used to be believable.
What the
๐ชซ
Yall rich eboys
Didn't you just say tanto worse than default tho

You hated on my knife
just forfeit atp fam.
he said he had legacy
Id rather have a scorpion than garbage tanto ๐ฅ
.
You brought it up wdym
0/10 ragebait.
Its not lowk
I asked what should i buy
Not ragebait
Scorpion
How much gold do you have?
so delusional I feel sorry for you ๐ฅ
0/10 ragebait
Let me have my opinions ๐
M9 is the best knife ๐ค
Just stick it in and destroy my insides bruh, matter of fact, go 3 houses down and ravage my boy @mint ridge's insides too ๐ ๐
Good boy in 2025 ๐คง๐ช
what do I catch strays for ๐
Aoe
Anyone wanna jelq
Just end it all gng ๐
This season is crazy whith the new Mmr
Hold on I'm still on cooldown
let's do it together like a real couple โค๏ธ
Lips locked?
you could put it that way.
locked in
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Whats the time for yall??
3:25 pm
9:49Pm
dayum
3:25 am.
3.49 am
Erm it's a 4S
๐ค
NOOOOOO
frame it in gold
give me community supporter for 5 minutes @silk kraken :trol:
I will do nothing malicious.

@hexed igloo your rank is kinda cool
I don't have permission to do that :/
Fake legend
would you if you had?
Hi neev
Yes
๐
Yo
you a real one, you are not getting slimed out on the 29th of April, 2025.
I found a real legend player that guy was super good
Smouch
โSlimed outโ in 2035 ๐ ๐๏ธ
Hello
Howdy
greetings and salutations!
Mako
Rookie

Where is my man
Hi
GET OUT๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Sleep is for brokies
Mako.
Killing the chat in 2025๐ฅ
Fr
Mako is the loml.
freaky
I'm lowkey a freak
There are 4 mako
That's why i have 2 kids
are you sure
I thought you were going to sleep ๐
Ohh noooo I got classes
Oh timezones
Yeaaa
Someone for play roblox?
Hi @hexed igloo
He plays like a legend
hello im Mako
Look your rank in duel make me feel like im a noob
the ghost of the goon!
Who wanna allies?
absolute cinema.
Looks like he got banned
someone for play?
he gone again
Lmao
What did he expect ๐
Watch out
Forshure
Who wanna run allies w me
you better not pout, I'm telling you why...
Corny ahh
Who wanna run defuse with me
santa claus is coming to town...
Who wana run convoy
๐ฝ ๐
Who wanna run the daily gamemode
who wanna run?
Who wanna
Who
Wh
W
๐ซต ๐ ๐
We outta words
Nuh u
Nuh
Nu
N
Yea
Damn
Rest in peace
thank you. 

You love me. Don't you?
yes alot
what is this? a cult?
yes
scary.
Yes shadow
cult / esports team
Everyone watch out anime so2 cat is on the hunt today be careful what you say
Clut ๐ฅ
๐
Clih๐ฅ
Bih ahh dih ๐ฅ
goon it crazy style
i can see the pain in your clih๐ฅ
Tyle ๐ฅ
ending it rn
nathen get on tho
๐ฅ
Waitt baby I'll be on in a second
๐ฅ๐
๐ฅฐ
Ayy, Carti, I need that Back to the Future Carti
I need that full alien Carti
I need that dih, dih, dih, dih
Extraterrestrial Carti, you know
Hmm
Just like that, Carti, you know
Hmm
Just like that,โCarti
Shoulda let the chat die for the day
Be doing anything to get us to text
man I could use a monster right now, I could go for a monster, need a monster right now, just a little pick me up, I am so tired, a little monster might help, a little caffeine to get me going yeah, need my monster.
Mako
A bih white monstrosity
Can i have ur ingame id perhaps
99000058
10000003

I can give you Mako's real account, it's 10000001.
Thatโs mine.
yes, you are Mako.
i gave it to him
Told yโall
Mako, i come your ids are so unique
you what
โI comeโ ๐ฅ
the what.
ur*
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
HAHAAH
goonmaxxing so2 ids
how come ur ids are so unique
her boyfriend works at axlebolt ltd.
Man its just numbers ๐
It's rare
Fr?
fr.
They should give me a custom id too.
Rare enough to goon too? ๐
0/10 rizz
nah, your ID is better when it's random. because it's unique as it is.
A person who thinks all the time
Your on thin. Ice pal!
Grammatical error in 2025 ๐
My Id: 69420369
you stink.
No way
Ik ๐ฅ
why don't you take a shower?
imagine taking a shower in the big 25๐ฟ
ok, stinky.
Yuh ๐
Crazy statement
Whoโs 71k esports?
Are you professional?
Yes man
Really?
standoff 2 esports in the 21st century ๐
Yes
20*
Mobile games in the 21st century ๐
โ
stupid
ypur in 2025
Yea it is
who is going to tell them?
what century is the year 55?
2055?
20
let me break it down for you.
The centry is basiclly
ragebait is not funny anymore.
2/10 ragebait
Let me break it down for you mark.



