#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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atleast give me the 5 buhh ๐ฃ๏ธ
anyone allies (master)+)
cmon man allies is 2v2 , just carry your dum ahh teammate
Lmao
This is bs bruh ppl be leaving in ranked they fr deserve a death penalty
You also only champ bruh you don't get a say in this
anyone ALLIES (MASTER+)
Silver move ๐๐ข
Please
Bro I'm just blueballing myself
I can have master in like 3 matches
Shi same fr
Lmao
Waiting for my legend and elite
Turan edging you crazy
Lmao
We can play bro im bronze
maybe im better than u
We never know
@placid olive bro im master
i am not pushing u bro ๐ฅ๐๐ป
Isnt that the same
Laughed, +1 like
Nuh uh champ boy Nuh uh
this ur mmr or ping ?
id
imagine ur id starting with 6 in 2025 ๐ฅ
Who let this guy talk
whats wrong
Ong
those who nose ๐ฑ๐ฅถ
Can't stop an unstoppable force
nose?
Toes who know 
Crazy
Redeeming indian
Indian power
๐ฎ๐ณ๐ค๐ค
๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ indiaa power chole bhature rahhhhh
My life, my rules
My style, my attitude
You love me or hurt me, I don't care
But don't play with me
๐ฎ๐ณ๐ค๐ข๐
are u yapping abt akhtar khan the goat ??
targal targal ๐ข๐ข
Whats a good rank this season
Elite
anything above masters
looking someone to play allies
Even elite is bad tbh
Ive seen elite this season who was gold 1 season 8
But im master now and phoenix last season
True luck-based matchmaking
True
A good communication can get you high above anyone else
anyone allies ?
?
Info is key after all
Now im grinding duel

Wsp guys
Hello again chat
Kang you must love yourself NOW โกโกโก
Hello brok
valorant rank?
Brickshots
hi
๐ณ
Brok๐
ANYONE ALLIES ?
Hi
@everyo
Who is allies bro ๐๐๐ญ
What rank are you
if u dont know what is allies then go play robolox
master
What kinda insult is this?
Unpalpable
๐ ๐ ๐
My alt is Phineox but I played so much today already
do you know comp ?
friendly insult
Who is comp? I don't know them bro
I don't think you understand 
lmao go play , eden ring of garden adam and eve
Guys who is comp???
I'm comp
play minecarafat
Buy standoff2 account
No wonder I always keep my distance from you
i want allies really badly
Is allies cute?
Yea you need skill to get me I figured
Keep yourself safe ๐
yez
My pfp is allies
rate my pfp out of 10
And I can dual
Dual ๐๐๐๐
e*
It's a cat so you get 4/10
allies is 1000 times cuterthan u
10/10 for car
Never claimed to be cute myself so what's the point of that insult
8 out of 12
why not ??
Nahh his car belongs in junk yeard
why do you have a cockroach final boss in ur pfp
true word
Guys shame him he doesn't have a car pfp
anyone allies
umm idk i just like his distorted eyes
Sploinky individual
Meow
ANYONE ALLIES
O kara
ALIIIIIEES
ALLIES
indodivual , whats that ?? whats indidivialul ?? ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
ALLIES
I have no idea
me redy to cri
allies is in apps in sandstone map
I don't even know who Allies even is
is he asking abt alliens all this time ?
did u get mooted again?
No
Bro really replied on my behalf
Iโll play with you ๐
so whats lapses for?
Some forest in japan apology video
30min
what rank
Ranger
hhi
Why didn't you respond?
@meager quiver
Furi's actual discord?
what
yes
I added u
furiousss
Crazy
I'm joining
Anyone else selling their inventory for a single knife or just me? ๐ข ( Idc that it's unworth it )
I have entered in 5 giveaway if I don't win anything I'm quitting
Check dm
ong
Divine intervention didn't let him have his weekly nitro
Nahh idc about nitro so2 gold giveaway
๐ค

nice geo

I wasn't
long long ago
He is in fact, a vet
I saw a profile with 32k hours in this game ๐๐
i have nearly 4.1k
I think you didn't read it properly not 3.2k, 32k
Dude
If 3.2k where's the dot
????
Nah
Nahh 32k
You are discombobulating both us and yourself
yeah
ik
i have 4.1
k
Fr
Nahh you on last brain cell
SPEAK ENGLISH๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Who tryna comp?
Who Tryna comp

What rank are you
I just lost my nitroohhoohh
Elite
Skill issue
And wumpus taught me how to chase the bag
Yea I'm only gold 1 haven't played any can't sorry
s
6k mmr btw
Anyone else wanna rank?
I have awakened
You tweaking fr
Go to sleep again
nah
No one called you
Yeah baby go, go edit your message. Good boy.
and I shouldn't be into taller women
what about calling me a good boy....
No one needs you

good girl editing your message
GET OUT ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ

Someone ban this guy
GET OUT ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
nah
StandOff 2 is probably one of my favorite First-person shooter games. In my 5 years of playing this game, I still like it to this day. I have my personal reasons as to why I liked this game in the first place. First, I like its nature of easy to play - hard to master, and that's part of the fun of it. Second, the skins are well-made and are artistic and even some of them grew in me. Third, the maps are great, with their varieties and such; The best one by far for me is the Sandstone map, as it's easily one of the most recognizable maps in the game. Playing as a CT in Sandstone is as fun as playing as a T. The guns are well thought-out and are satisfying to use. And lastly, although I often find myself conflicted with the current Matchmaking system due to the abundance of hackers/grievers, and sometimes it even pulls me up in higher ranked matches, I like the ranked matches as they add more spice to the experience and rewards you for performing at your best. Overall, I give this game an 8/10.
Whu competitive map only dune and sandstone
nuh uh
..
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You gone soon
Good dog
You've been a bad boy, hun
are you a woman
s-sowwy mommy
Nah
then get out
Who did battle pas
sthu
I aint reading all that
Are you a dog?
No
Then GET OUT ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
No one called you
you're right
.
ye ye
U have the right to call me Daddy
Ohh no crinaga
๐บ๐
Certainly, my father.

A man is supposed to be subby and weak
Ohh no cringa chat
๐๐บ
Man get these guys out of here fr
They deserve the ban
Sure?
@velvet drift
you also do ai stuff thingy dommy mommy roleplay?
Man Turan be sleeping as hell
No
I listen to dommy mommy asmr aswell
why not
Heavy sleeper!!!
It's fun
Fr
heavy,heavy sleeper
Just make me a mod ez solution
Distant gunshots not too far away from us "That's it, they're onto us!! Get down! Get down!-" Glass windows shatter into a mess, cracking as they fall to the ground "Call our back-up! Immediately! Fires back "They're not gonna take us down!" The shooting intensifies "You! Take this gun! Shoot back at them!!" The whistles of the bullets grew louder as they continued the barrage "Have you contacted them yet?! Hurry up! We don't have much ammo!โ Explosions produced by the handgrenades "It's now or never! Let's slowly back up!โ" Boom "I know an escape route from here!"
ts pmo
Mango is listening
GET OUT ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
These guys deserve to get banned
I'll burn you to ashes
Who wants to buy a unique pattern 635 fang haunt Ive put it for sell the only one that exists
I don't speak gold and silver I only speak legend
i dont speak master
so you dont speak legend
๐คซ
Same I speak legend
i see you speak master
Bro did you just play alies against me?
yes ๐ฏ
What say that again couldn't hear you

Your rank is so low I can't hear you from down there
Ion speak short
Of course the gold is annoyed
4ft11 energy
You're being too loud for someone below the purple guys.
ion no life
fr
skill issues
Why competitive map only sandstone and dune like i can't play another map than those 2
Ok insecure money spender
donโt choose them then
Ban this fr
I can't
Big words for someone waiting 3hrs no less for a silly little role.
Who are these people fr ๐ญ
Ban yourself
u can choose whatever maps u want to play for comp
Its too long
impatient smh
sorry can't hear you from all the way down from champ
Bro i wait 5 f minutes

And still didn't get any map
bros complaining abt not wanting to play sand or dune then say donโt want to wait
Again, what did you just say? I can't really hear you from over the purple guys' area
u call that long?
Climb up bruv
same
climb up bum
boost the server
Yea
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Insecure money spender
blud try waiting 15 mins
Can't hear ya bud
Womp womp skill issue
Hell no that's more than a whole average match
Says the guy below the purple names
Sup
nothing
unsup
I can read, not hear
Stupid
Try shouting
Lmao
He tweaking fr
Hi back I'm neev
ts is ragebait dw
get out
.
5 mins isnโt long
Where's your rank ๐
F U C K O F F
go back to your bf nagi and help him put the fries in the bag
Idk
Yes its long
Ok bronze player
Hell nah
.
Oi Brasil
I'm gold btw
๐ฅ
@velvet drift Put the fries in the bag
Bronze noob
Wait being bronze is a noob?๐ฅบ
Yes
I'm legend now put the fries in the bag
Noob
I thought having expensive skins isn't a noob๐ฅบ
What bag?
Never even if you become god
The one in your as
Yes u are noob
I cannot goon!!!
Wait I don't know how to play ranked lol
Go ahead, complete the word
Noob
Absolute coward
How bruh
Complete the word
Tribute yourself
Just press competitive
nah I don't care really abt ranks I want skins๐ค
Sorry for your loss
Gimme 1 skin ๐
I bought 5k gold yesterday and unboxed a mantis knife
you could change that ๐
Nuh uh
Fosho
๐ค
Look at this coward
Wait for Turner to get up from his sleep
@dense thistle Yo

Yo
If you gonna ragebait at least complete your sentence

Imma snitch on him
turner, my beloved ๐

He's your beloved yet you can't spell his name
Haha you can't
it's turner bro.
I have gotten 20 people banned try me
Well you can't ban me dawg
snitching on yourself is crazy ๐ญ
Turan
turner.
I can't but turan can ๐
Bro these guys come w hacks and lose
And my mmr gets cancelled
I'll come back with alt account ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Turan
we making up people now?
Imma make him ban all your alt
Man is high rn
Turan
@snow anchor u getting touched
probably, turner is not an easy name to forget.
Well you can't unless if you know me from that account


That's crazy, crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room the room was filled with rats and rats make me go crazy, that's crazy, crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room the room was filled with rats and rats make me go crazy, that's crazy
Imma fine each one of you
YOU CAN'T BOZO
Nuh uh
Follow daddy's orders or you will pay the price
Typo
Put the fries in the bag
Man this joke is like 1 year old
.
The mandela effect is wild
fr.
You check the image bozo
that's photoshop, nice try at gaslighting, noob.
Fake legend
that's low.
Ain't no way a legend is that dumb
Fake legend
Now that's low
you dare not insult my rank 
What you gonna do about it?
I am going to crash out 808 phonk sigma boy ๐ผ
shiver me timbers
S m d
Put the fries in the bag bozo
sure if you have one.
Can i listen to music while playing so2??
With spotify
Sure
hi
your trial shift as manager is over, you are not getting a promotion, bozo.
Im selling the best hack on ios android no root needed
Like how
Got the role ๐ค๐ค
bro
Are you pr!gnant?
boosted ahh legend.
The real legend is here bozo
no
You won't able to hear game sounds tho
Alr but how do i listen to it
Liar
if ur fr f u man
please you wouldn't even hold a candle to a fake legend.
lmao
Put the all volume at zero in game setting
Yea put the fries in the bag bozo
(there are many fakes nowadays)
SO MANY
is this some sort of trauma coping mechanism? repeating what people have said to you all day? that is indeed sad.
Guys do you keep level and year stickers when you scratch them?
Put the fries in the bag
poor guy. I bet he must have a hard time getting friends.
@dense thistle Aren't you silver 4 last season?
s t f u spoiled kid
๐๐

I didn't play
why am i lagging in my own server
skill issue
Doesnt work
I'm eppy byee now
Dam I have no idea then make sure to put all volume at zero including master volumes
lost argument and leaving, good boy.
das ist die IRS please รffnen your door
500 Trillion Zimbabwean dollers ๐ค๐ค๐ค

Wait for me to get the nitro back imma put the nerd radar on you
Nahh I'm rage baiting for hours now imma go I'm bored
mako
I'm dying cause of the amount of cringe that this chat has
Biden Blast
Brain braining
mako
Hello
Put the nerd radar on him
good boy.
nothing
you like it don't you, being called a good boy?
Brick put nerd radar on turan
Brain braining
Hi Turan, can I get helper now? 
it's turner BRO!
i found a crqzy 1 way smoke on sandstone
One and only YOUR DรDDY
Blunten Smoken
You can literally see in his name now you tweaking fr
The rabbit says
Noo this is not the one
NoOpe
@bronze grove are you Turner actual?!?!
bro your name is turner, right? @bronze grove
Turner?!
Looks like I give a damn?
He be tweaking
Just try to mute yourself
:(((
You be sleeping a lot these days
He changed his nickname to Turner (legit)
This is not Obama verified can't believe it
Nothing changed
Don't cook again go and never come back
and boom I got my role
No worries just make me a mod
give account I will deal with the server :trol:
Where's my troll face
Nahh I asked for Obama
Thanks
no nitro.
Lmfao
Get nitro ๐
I report to eNcore.
The reason?
What about me can't say no to cute kitty he might cry
Guys, how many levels can you gain from missions in the season pass?
No nitro
Bahahaa
mod abuse!
Absolute cinema
Skill issue fr
Bro totally makes no sense even your parents are tired of you ๐
Not skill issue
What about me can't say no to cute kitty he might cry
It comes from innate
I was hoping for 75 ๐
I will personally contact abdulin myself.
I'm currently Bronze rank both duels and Allies, can you change my rank? 
via email.
Tyty
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
I appreciate it.
You can do it your self you don't need it till champ
So fast btw
So this thing will cost me around 400 euros. For a mobile game with no official market and money value it is quite expensive.
Just minute
we live in the information age, so sure.
He's gonna change my rank to leger
The leger
yippie
Why you been ignoring me pookie
I can't cook what's already cooked
you are a goddamn leger!
Lmao font name
I didn't know there was a rank named liger
I'm better than all of Legends here
Who is that your daddy?
When?
Coach me Adren.
are you a father?
Twice I ping for help and got no answer.
first step, brutally murder your work colleagues.
@mint ridge No nitro but more permission 
๐คจ
I do have one
In Standoff 2 I mean.
No but one night with your mama and you can start calling me like that
I can handle it in your DMs if you want 
Make me a mod or @velvet drift gets it
Hold your horses bro let me finish lol
yep.
Sure, ty.
NOOOO
๐ซ
make a sacrifice to an eldritch god.
Blud has no other roast than that corny ahh line from MacDonald's
I ainโt got no work colleagues that play this game, I am the only person that is childish there.
That's it, it's byee byee for you
Blud has no other roast than that corny ahh line from MacDonald's
Just I want eat something
so sorry to hear that, your next of kin or sibling will suffice.
Eat soup
L
Get well soon
Message deleted
Drink
EAT SOUP ๐โ ๏ธ๐
Imagine copying
Mod abuse
Idc you alr cooked urself imagine
You won't be mod anymore @dense thistle
Power abuse
where is axmn? is he dead?
Womp womp loser @dense thistle @dense thistle @dense thistle loser @dense thistle
No money?
@dense thistle loser.
I'll donate
@velvet drift now he gets it
S t f u nerd
๐ฅ๐ฃ
imma go I have to lock in on comp match bye.
You so slow I already answered
Gl
๐ฅ๐ฃ
hf
Mad is your dad ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Anyways I'm going to eat some tea with sugar
I won't forget this I will take my revenge ๐ญ
Stop crying
Get well soon Turan
Dw you can use my c u m it's sweeter than sugar

You bad you made the kitty cry
Anime guy
Weell
๐ just take it
Go touch some grass
OOFFFF
My kid only plays cut the rope and stuff like that. Heโs 4, turning 5 on aprils 23โd. Iโll drop games when heโs at least 9-10.
Just take the L
No one laughing at ur shi bro
Byee imma go too
@dense thistle
Everything is ok?
Loser @dense thistle @dense thistle
Ts pmo ๐
2024 joke
He can continue my career ๐
Mute him@bronze grove
Yes 
I'II abuse you in DMs
thank you babe. I am doing worse now.
Getting a life never gets old
Thank god man I'm not a joker
Negative energy
Noooo
๐ ๐
I got the evidence imma report you to higher ups
Replace j and k with l and s
you see you are not going to make it because you are not commited enough.
LOL
Wwha
Count your days
๐
Don't disrespect my goat like that bro
๐
I don't 
You getting banned too
No ones laughing at your jokes too
@bronze grove Hyper Esports
Ayo you bribing me???
๐ค๐ค๐ค
A cat ages every year, right? U should be 1 year now then, go get a job cat
I can't be banned, turan can't even ban me.
How much is it
Yes
Not real gold noob
Ayoo let's gooo THIS IS BUSINESS
Calculate
Real gold is 5.42 gold
๐ค
๐
Brodi gave me 20k gold in exchange for my silence
It was just question or what?
Nerd fr
He gave me 100k cause I was gonna report him to the CIA
Turan bribed me 20k to keep my mouth shut
Hell nah
Fr
This type of earning I can get behind let's goo
Iโll just download it on PC then.
Ban him mod abuse
Do some
It's for us
@bronze grove Do some mod abuse ban @velvet drift
Who wants t play
How much for reaction perms
I'll offer 10k USD
Ayo send evidence well split the gold
Well black mail him
Ain't counting you in, you was an opp

how does the ranked cooldown system work (like how long is each cooldown)
Nice emoji
I'm just always on the winner side
30 mins cd
What can I do
It can last days
nothing
missing
Hours
missing
Get out of here sick boy
missing
how many?
He feels something
Sleep
hi
nothing
why
Not you
ok
He's abussing
ok
If you want I can punish him
so do u know how long is cooldown after 30mins
I can use my secret weapons
I got the screen shot count your days
No comment
Please do (the guy you're talking with is actually my alt)
Secret weapon is selling origin case and giving away 2k gold each to 5 lucky persons
@river pumice he does know it @bronze grove he is not telling you
What is 10x รท 3ยฒ/4
@dense thistle Trying to bully
wait did I clarify I meant ranked cooldown @bronze grove
@river pumice dm him
As I know my math better than yours
Conragts bratan

Conragts
2
Chat ๐
Sh
I'm ginius
minor spelling mistake
Truly
Go eat your soup
No more soup
check ping
Is fang haunt better or jkommando red one from rival case better ๐
Go eat your vegetables
jkommando cooler knife
Here comes the airport say ahhhhhh
Already enough
Fang
I'll buy you soup
Huh
Veggies
bruh so whatโs the ranked cooldown after 30mins ๐ญ
An hour
1hr
hi pookie โฅ๏ธ
999hr
I need a red knife for 1k gold ๐ which is the best option you would give me chat ๐
shut up
I told you already cuh
๐
Hello cutie
30 mins then 60?
Relatable bio
He's brain-dead, forgive him
Ban him for negative energy
unc
sigma aura
24
Fr right
Do you guys know, @dense thistle has committed several atrocities in this server?
man idk which one is right ๐
@crude widget
Yes
I'm famous who doesn't
Look who's here ๐ฆ
nothing
Guys, can I know my MMR while I'm classless? I want to know which class I'll return to.
Cute




