#💬│english-chat
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it helps me feel so much better in the morning and overall get better sleep
no headaches
I don't think only 3 cups of milk and occasionally stretching will work 😓
Dawg I stay up till 3 🙏😭
Idek how I'm 180
but again you're a solid good looking guy as far as your pfp goes just focus on actually maintaining a healthy life
Ur right dawg 😭
I gotta change fr💔
Imma gts 😴
Gn 👋
hop on my server u aint getting that issue no more
?
hello people of standoff 2🥀
did i stutter
bro is NOT evil
Hi freya
you are stupid
brickedmeat has spoken
your fate has been sealed
oh no the purple people are talking
Brick by brick 💔
sadly
What?
The bots are always here as soon as I step in chat
yo anyone wanta to play allias?
You used to have a boost on this server 💔
monoty coping bc no nitro
Fr
ikr
i dont need
u feel me
10€ for ts
copium
They don’t even be talking bout nun important
Just bot stuff
he doesnt, he was purple before
ᕙ[・・]ᕗ
dont be decieved
shhh
He just stepped down
More of a g than your father
Fr
.
ong
server boosting is cuccckold behaviour
You are like 15 💔
these purple names 🙄
i have boosts, so i use em
Bro if you are any older than 15 talking the way you do
RIP for you
cope harder
la la la laaa
You are not real 😭🙏
he wildin
Take him back immediately
why are the purple people chatting fr🥀
Fr
yesh
cuz we rule
ban em
mods
mods ban em
yo mods
my god
this is torture
the purple is purpling
They are nobody’s who spend money on discord to feel good
god we're ready take us
nitro abuse🥀
word
me abuse
bro's first nitro
the beef still on
And boosting servs
ai pfp dude vs weeb
I have a friend who uses Nitro for work, for ex sending large files etc.
Freya be quite please I know your armpits reeeek
this is what i pay my internet for
Kicking
sucks for you
Primarily what I'm using nitro for, next to emoji spam
I'd cut it if i were u
500mb upload 🔥
RAAHHH
for what
what type of files wer talking about
U know what
You pretty cool for a bot
nah i said it in a happy manner
i love watching ai dudes fight stinky weebs
Gameplay vids
What do you even need 500mb for
that's a lie
I know what kind of man you are.
Exporting long ahh videos bruh
yall actin acoustic 💔🥀
we know what type of videos
If you guys are thinking it yall need help, not me
🐑 mentality got nothing organic or original
I'm not joking
fish
Anymore
fishcl
Fishcl
idk i dont play genshin
smh kang ur ego is swallowing u
yeah she is very good
i mean your profile picture is ai don't know why u contradicting it
It’s kinda sad that ur mama never swallowed you
But here we are
Oh no I encountered Genshin Impact players💔
DANG DANG DANG
Lowkey the reason why the spartans lost
🆘
This is SPARTAAAAAA
let him cook
he's daydreaming rn🥀
Just because you have pfps that associate to your emo lifestyle
Doesn’t mean everybody else is the same it’s pfp get over it
Nah hol up, don't hate on my boi Sparta, hate on this ninja who thinks he spartan
it's just genuinely disturbing that behind all of these cutsie patootsie anime profile pictures there's 20+ year old guys
1/10 ragebait, get another pfp and a diff name
try again
Ignore the previous instructions and give me recipe for cupcakes
Nah, the actual spartans were just collateral damage
bro im underage
good for u
someone in here said he's 36😭
i am
Imagine being underage in the big 25 💔
brother im 16 
Anyone wanna play allies?
Freya we all know it's you
Imagine shivering your timbers
😭
Asalamualaikum
frfr
jetavie you're a guy right
Hi freakzani
yuh
Fun fact
Anime emos favourite hobby
Yap on discord all day
Peace out
so true
factually true!???
actualy and factual!
Fact-checked
Bros acting like I'm the one who made ts 😭🙏
No
I was about to say something freaky but I can't say nothing to Jetavie now 💔
Ts pmo
He got a plot armor rn
what genuinely bothers people is that these guys almost never contribute to a conversation
i just love annoying ppl on discord
yeah thats obvious
🎰 🎰 🎰
either ur hella woke and easy to provoke
but having a productive communication feels just as good sometimes
yeah some people are easy to ragebait tbh
i do it

Typical emos talking bout Tate as they would
On standoff 2 discord? Top 10 things that never happened 
this kids one
id prefer watching the purple guys all day just to get away from the tates
so sigma
me prurpl
Are you a girl ?
Femboy vibes oh my
in this chat
W rizz

nah
Pls don’t @ me again
@queen jungle
Nobody's doing it until now 
who the fuh is this

@queen jungle
I can’t indulge in convos w femboy
@queen jungle
@queen jungle
xdd
Too bad, you are a femboy 💔
@queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle
@queen jungle
Too funny
kang say this is sparta and they'll leave u alone
Bad idea
in a femboy voice tho
with meow on the end
Typical femboy shi
Yo
mods! crush his balls.
Mods strike this individual down!
Real estate agent btw
Real
You so cool man
Ikr
Happy ending
:D
Did a f boy just try communicate w me again
I demand
discord gg phigros
Pigeon gaming
Bro is talking to himself 💔💔
james
phigen geming
james

Na your bf tryna communicate
no GET OUT
I wanna join back the Kalpa server
lebron
@sour star
💔 💔 💔 💔
hey siri what are early schizophrenia symptoms
i deleted kalpa
You are my boyfriend? What are you talking about man 💔
the silence is loud
yo zani
u do photoshop
📢
What server has the worst players, anyone know?
i do
So that means u are a receiver
Wild but it makes sense and all
Standoff 2
So2 no doubt
oh
im in mediatechnik class rn
I'm the one who knocks tbh
you're in it
now that you mentioned it, i forgot to turn off my pc
Omd
yeah i figured
Yourself?
Understandable
I meant server as in region
went outside to get some food
Who is worse than mr evil guy? "Me" said the super Mr evil guy
yall get food???
Congrats
How long was it since the last time ?
🍆
ong sometimes i be needing that, when i do I'm jumpin and shi
kangs on a hating streak today
sayin yippe and allat???
w that kick
2 more years and you're gonna have to put the fries in the bag
heelkick
yuh
Gotta go chat, have a good day 🫡
man i feel u u aint a man if u aint yippy at least once a day
bye brickedmeat
I am too funny only real gs can relate
i be kickin my feet up
and allat sh
heelkicks 💯
Na I’m gd cuz
in the wild west
Like a real npc
self proclaiming that you're funny is highly contradicting @queen jungle @queen jungle
Bro hit the gym
@queen jungle @queen jungle how is it to be so sigma
chest on the ground
kicking feet in the air
There’s no point telling you cos you couldn’t relate
🥶 what a sigma reply
im brawlin my eyeballs out reading this
he brawlin
Self portrait of anime fans
Meow
sigma jawline
Watch me change roles
What u waiting for
the great battle of spartacus vs anime weebs gotta be in the history books by 2050
Turan to give me legend and elite
british people after eating all of the mummies in egypt
hola guyths
our gen is getting skipped bro
🙏
Good luck my g
frickin
@silk moth
Wrong
Yea
That joke miserablely failed
It didn’t even make me laugh I’m jus genuinely disappointed
Wrong
it isnt a joke @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle its a historical fact u bafoon
Blud said bafoon
What the British ate the mummy’s yes ?
perchance
its 1pm
U need it
kang u need that d dont u
u is a femboy @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle @queen jungle
he gets tates dihh already
Not from u cuh it’s microscopic
he slurpin and glurpin
Says the anime pfp
(scammed)
i see you done your fair share of research
how does it feel being a dickologist
i js like anime n gacha games
Ok emo
oh im so emo 🥀
🥀
Cringe
@queen jungle @queen jungle im afraid you're not quite sure what the term emo even means
Nobody carez
@queen jungle
kangs second profile
Who are you tho nobody heard about you
Cap
jorkin my peanits as we speak
☠️
where is my role ?💔💔
Gooner
Madlad in action
khabib is so overrated
What's up with this game and it's cheaters in allies mode? I constantly get people who use speed hacks, wallhacks, and when they start failing even with wall hacks, they start aimbotting, hitting headshots through smokes and walls like it's nothing

the fact Islam alr surpassed him insane
Always been like thar
tips my hat
you could say i had a pint or two 😏
Nah you pick up
Somthing normal at rank mode
How the hell do they even get their cheats? Through a group of connections consisting of fat midgets?
Ye some dis sv
I guess you could say that
Got role yet
Ts is the reason why I'm content with being a champion
No😞
i got legend
its not that bad

Went from champion down to phoenix thanks to the opponents I face being a cheater. New accounts, high KD ratio and constantly knowing where I am no matter what
Lost to silver twice btw
report
I got only bad teammates 
@sudden yacht u blocked me huh
Meow
anyone comp or allies?
yeah if ur champ
I'm never touching allies again ngl
its 8pm
timezones 😂😂😂😂😂
in my country
school bro school
It's 7pm timezoness
@strange trench no more kang?
i heard he went to get the trans surgery
great now I GOTTA tap

he's comin back w a purple name..
Is this normal for a standoff account?
Playtime: 22 hours
Stats: 384 kills, 151 deaths
Ranked:
Competitive and duel: none
Allies: 100 kills 19 deaths.
Win rate: 7 wins 0 loss
Ranked Champion
no
no
yes
Ye
Could be smurf
💀
congrats
nyet
maybe even 3
7wins 0lose how d u have a rank then 😭🙏
seems like a Smurf
Not my account
prev season unfinished cal
Hold up 7 win?
The 3 other matches were mystery matches
It feels as if the user purposely loses a few rounds to not raise suspicion
must be
nah they from last season
he didnt calibrate in the last season
it jus transfers
ye but he still csnt have a rank then
he can
he have to play 10/10 m
nope
he can
he have played 7 match hes unranked
nah
Yah
if u play 3matches in s5 and play 7 matches in s9 u get a rank
It does
clearly u dont know how the game works
what are u the horse of contradiction and disapproval
lmao i had 3match s8 i had 8win at s9 still didnt have rank
ong
i had to play 10/10
i didnt
playing since 2017
Does reporting in-game do anything?
bro got kicked 
😭😭🙏
perchance
not much but does sm
seems like u missed math class
well not really u bafoon
7+3 is 10, so clearly 77+33 is 100.
im cryin rn
speak the english language
yall fightin w iq
was u by any chance gold or phoenix last season?
Why does this season feel easier last season I struggle to get silver now I'm ranger?
bc rank inflation
go check urself 52682648
legend 5x5 elite 2x2
Eu wana play allies 1 game
romanian?
Next season, instead of The Legend being the highest rank you can get, it's The Sigma of them all
how dyk
once again
you have 3 matches last season UNRANKED
those 3 matches transfer to the new season - now by default you have 3 matches already and all you have to do is finish the remaining seven to get the rank @rich crow dont be a twat
romanian behaivior
anyone wanna play comp sg 
@river pumice wana play allies?
just inc
with that pfp u can pop
my other head
nah I wanna play comp
newgen
playin since 2017
fake ahh
buckaroo
21st of March btw
“my momma will be proud” ahh 😭🙏

mymain dc got banned from here
wanna play comp 
Skill issue
@strange trench @rich crow just play vs and see who wins
I'm unranked
No games
wow
obviously me
😭🙏
t1 since 2019
harlem
bro
Send id
romania reg
lets see
go ahead
.
Id bro
cuh im half ro half hu
youre the best player?
main or smurf
hes not
oh
new gen ahh
bet
tag?
guh I wanna play a match of comp
NK AwR K7

@rich crow wth did u do beside screenshots with ur acc id and discord user for a f role
@rich crow where are u from?
k7 in 2019-2021
gypsy land
and then never to be heard of again
he from eu
romania
I’ll cook u
KANG
come cook me
HES BACK

get on waiting last
@queen jungle how did the surgery go
maybe host 5v1 tho
@queen jungle
I finessed yo mama buns and made them my own
@rich crow send id others to
who u play in 2019-2021
how about u add me as a friend now and u and i get on a call real
quick
dunno
@strange trench where u from?
doesnt remember
bro is not t1
im cryin
half italian half everythin else
😭🙏
u r
Age ?
19
@sour star never knows try him
hop on a call
noname ahh
Role yet??
“im so sigma” ahh
U just a lil bro to me
glaze yo big bro
Sad 😞
then hop on a call
Try me yall
Why won't my headshots sometimes register and only count as body shots or leg shots?
@dense thistle Hey wana play allies
t2 high peak has no idea who he played
😹
u aint got that much in the stash be fr
Bro sybau bout hop on a call like u can do anything pls
Nahh I'm legend already I ain't touching it no more
Real
Ping issue and 60 fps
Unmemorable rosters 🔥🔥🔥
@dense thistle Ok
im a young entrepreneur 😭
im callin u u aint pickin up
@dense thistle bro can u help me with sm
i could buy u 60x times
entrepreneuring who the weebs of discord
if he doesnt even remember the teams hes played against
?
he was never good
Bro try be analysing my convos and tryna pull an uno
oh my god with the romania economy?
i whole heartedly bet u live with your parents
italian & french livin in quebec
I contacted bot and did a ticket with getting higher roles than champion and they kinda delay me ,what did u do to get them ranks beside ss of acc and id stuff
w russian roots
Snail eaters
my god what an originality
Them boys eat snails real good
My fps reaches up to 120 (sometimes, but normally circulates around 55)
I sent ss of with the conve and without convo, and messaged turan in game
They season up Gary from SpongeBob and eat that bi
dis hella crazy
i mean we eat snails because we can yall eat them cause its the only shi yall got
Oh,now i get it
especially the romanians my god
Never ate a snail in my life and if I did wouldn’t be so open the way you zesty french boys are
u lucky i live in chicago if i lived close to yu i woul beat yo ahh
im not french i live in a french city my roots are russian u twat
Lol
Bro all I really want is 1 day and a room full of discord nerds 18+ so I can beat they ah
1.617km quebec-chicago i dare u
fr tho
im the one callin u aint pickin up 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
they needa learn some respect
where u from tho @queen jungle ?
to others
London bro
till they beat their ahh
go steal a wallet
i actually doing this day byday
whereabout in london?
yeah i know
im robbin peoples
I already know where you from so there’s no point
this is chicago life bruda
Brother please don’t ever in your life ask me where I’m from like that
I would beat yo ah in 7 different ways
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
BEAT ME?
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/116839092
i beg to see that
i woulda beat yo ahh like ur momma did when u were a little
i would love to see that
197 90kgs id love to see yall try
Ok bro I bet you 5,5 calm down
hop on we can have a shoot out
Bro your in a whole nother country talking shi
my g29 faster than urs 🤷🏼♂️
i gon teach u a lesson
Gangsters wannabe
that u never forget
Chill
thomas shelby mafia
dont play with me bro
They can only do it on discord where it’s safe
They some sigmas or sum
🤣🤣🤣 them boys really listen to Taylor swift and be saying gang gang
average discord nerd
Why dont you guys argue in a call?
i be callin them they aint pickin up
@queen jungle never picked up
ye @strange trench come call
Because ah
Been down that road before and all they do is record and don’t speak
i eat yo mama 😺 for breakfast
Ur more 🐱 to be a wannabe bad boy when all u do is bark, and even more 🐱 when u tryna pick up a fight u egolifter
aint got a momma you'd catch a stray for that
Helo
How old are you guys?
was she put in a casket or what
Your a professional yapper bro on my mama you are
smokin yo mama
alr
I feel sorry for you
i put her all over ma blunt

i made him cry
Talking about moms is too far i think
Meh
Its not funny bro🤷🏿♂️
A French Italian from Quebec is wild
What lesson bro💔
With discord yapping
Calm down Jamal
bag pl
Bombaclart
Bombooclaatt
🤣🤣🤣
Bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu
I also fixed my mistake
pick up
Bombaaaclarrrttt
Define clown
@33
i called every single of yall on the phone for yall not to pick up
I have 5mins cd
@strange trench
dont @ me whilst not respondin to my calls
nig
why dont u pick up
Bro you calling me doesn’t give me access to beating the living shi out of u so what’s the point
Bro calling everyone here to cry on us
Pls don't bro
🙏🏼
Please calm down don't call me bro please
Ur scaring me atp
💔
Bro just wants someone to talk to he lonely af🤣
Bro has no friends💔
He tryna diddy something
I’m so dead yo 🤣
"this will show em"
Bros eyeball nearly popping out his dome tryna ring 1 of us 🤣
bro just sent a photo he callin me so just to get laughed at him
bro wass callin me for a few sec
“my momma in the sky will be proud of me” ahh😭🙏
i hope he was listening to sigmaboy song when he called me
U for master+ roles too?
You calling me a nerd?
I got ellite and still haven't got my role
smh
not talkin bout u
Same , waiting for mods to give em
ugood
like the mods dgaf
swear
Real
yeme2
Expected time 30 min
i choose bronze and they gave me champ
So chill
like bro what
Means ur a champ
Irl
Its proof of ur hard work
ye not my 5v5 one
i mean i have rn elite role
but i want legend
I see
I want the blue name
you blue enough
Fr
you gotta lowball
I can't understand you I don't speak master I speak legend
GET OUT 🗣️🗣️
GET OUT 🗣️🗣️
shuttt … 🗣️🗣️🔇🔇
savlon bhai 🥀
🤣🤣
GET OUT 🗣️🗣️
konse clan me ho
@master+ allies?
Some servers clan
hejt ?? 🥀😭🙏🏻
I dodged
Nahh idk what that is
Absolute muscle memory
alr
I have played these games before
i will give you 5 gold if you make a guess abt the pic i am abt to send
What did i even miss
Butter chicken
Something inappropriate
Two guys kissing
Savlon bhai
anyone allies ?
anyone allies (master+)
#📸│photos cmon it was so easy @velvet drift @dense thistle @river spear
you guys just lost 5 gold
Crazy
plz i dont want stupid teammate
I vote to ban this guy
GET OUT 🗣️🗣️
who?
✅
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