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had a dream about driving with my family and apparently got my license revoked for doing 190 on a 120.

and my dad was like, yeah everything's fine which was quite odd because I didn't feel like I was spending.
U gotta be driving a benz fr
actually a passat.
Well any German car really
red passat.
Wth
That must have been painful
Not even a jetta 💔
U deserve to get ur licenses revoked
I drove 190 on a 70
In my 30 year old Acura
Stock btw

absolute cinema.
I've only drove 160 in my other car tho
I've literally blown past cops and they don't pull me over
Speeding in da truck
Cops that are literally sitting there with a radar gun
My boy
Im glad that we can corrupt police in Albania lol . Otherwise I would be without a license
the hilti passat calls my name.
Bro definitely on dat white list
U said multiple times right
How?
Because it's an accord??😭
Now if u had a nicer car
You'd be pulled over for going over by 1 mph
Meanwhile the guys behind me are scared to pass him
Meanwhile I'm half a mile down the road
kph?
Yes
Nah for going the speed limit
You must hate your life atp 💔
Lol
Yet bro was whipping his automobile
The whippopotamus
Bros lying
Probably swimming in traffic and all
🙄
I have a pic of my dash buddy
I was
actually would do the same.
I don't think he is the type of fish that would lie. he is a Gangster!!!
how can i chat with support
Than bad for hem
Dont drive drunk guys
bc i got a lost google account with my main so2 account
Who knows which skin is gonna get boosted
Oof, wdym u lost it?
literally 1984.
Anyone know?
"the government doesn't control me" people when it comes to alcohol
U can drive fast and all that I enjoy speed .
But being drunk its a big mistake
like i got logged out of google account and cant play so2
It seems like the P90 from Origin collection
Maybe deagle blood?
what do you mean I cannot drive after 10 leckere Bierchen.
Just log in again
Fr
i cant
i got logged outta google account and i cant log back in, now im trynna link facebook with the standoff account through support
But how u can't login into your Google account
U lost the password?
yep
Can't do that

how do u know
I mean
where?
And common sense?
Their helpdesk
maybe recover the Google account?
You would need to have connected more than one account before. Right now after u lost it it might be hard...
ive got receipts that the accounts mine
Shhh don't give him ideas
e
then recover it?
yay i got my roles
how?
ʟᴏʟ
i need to wait till im 16 to play again
So it's not a long time right?... Right?
You have to change your role by yourself
Does anyone wanna trade buterfly black widow i am looking for smth batter max 50 gold difference
Damn
not really, 1 year and 5 months and 24 days from now
Trade not good
?
No like i mean ur knife can be cheaper for 50 gold
i think its because i wouldve got my account deleted
google said if im not 16 i need to have parental controls or deletion of account
Yo guys
so i chose parental control ofc
Trading in the mobile game standoff 2 is unfortunately associated with a huge amount of risk. So before you decide that you really want to do it, consider whether it is worth it to take such a big risk.
Hello wanna trade
Is there a promocodes channel here?
Oh hi but i dont really have anything good😞
Idk i wanna trade
I am poor tbh
What di u have
Why didn't you just lie about your age
Oh so who is your "parental" admin
Wanna dm
Aight
I will show u
i needed to show my id that im 16

like everyone else
Yeah right, I wish haha.
I think mine still says that I'm 30
thats what she said
LMAO
And how old you is shawty
(Nox's age btw)
WHAT
Why people wanna kick me always so bad? Like even if I am on the top of lb.
15 💔
I'm not 30
You made him younger
????????
you said u were driving 💔

Yeah, late 40's
you aint?
Had 14 kills, 4 assists in comp. Top had 15 kills, 1 assist and he made a vote to kick me. Am I doing something wrong?
Lemme be clear
Guys

its not just kd
Would you show us your huge bends? @verbal imp I really want to see how they reflect light 🙏
also were you winning or losing?
What else? I did 1 plant, 2 plant saves. We were loosing at first, then winning, but lost at 8-10 or some.
Ouhh😞
sometimes teamates are just dumb sometimes they maybe do it to help you
Don't remember when I changed it to my actual age
The guy that wanted to kick me sucked more than me, and I am new to the game, 40 hours I think, he was level 174 I think.
I am unranked 😭
So you are not 15 
Just got ranked with this game.
Liar 
You like idk 28.7?
Why would I be Nox's age
Yall do u think that it is possible to get rich with 200 gold or minimum 100 gold?
Nox is 39
I'm sorry I thought you said 38.7
What type of question is that
😭
Deadass
Yeah I started with 150 now I have 12
gangster fsish.
Did you really buy nitro? Stinky!!
do fishes bald.
No bro i literally have a great plan
We're born bald
lies.
oopsie
Some have a low taper fadeeeeee
Depends. Spill the beans of your plan haha.
I wanna hear.
You have a special place on my suicidal note
I sarted with 7300 and ended up with 5600.
it is very simple but very effective
Bad investments.
Bussiness
Please make a whole paragraph about me
mako is behind me I cannot turn around.
Go wash yourself anyway
Prostate exam?
Literally
DM me man, let’s see if we can make it work.
you could put it like that.
mhm.
I think my appointment is after yours
get out!!!

How are y'all the legend rank already 😭
@rich crow
Guys
Sup
I hit champ one in calibration with randoms in allies
And gold 3 in competitive
Wut
137788147
Bro wym vamo
Ok
@rich crow
@stray violet Come dm
G
What ak you using?
If he saying 50/50, he is scamming
Carbon stat with

hi
Hello
Does anyone have a scratch awp with an expensive sticker on the scope for sale? Payment in gold.
how are you?
I am good,you?
Hi
That's great, I'm fine, thanks for asking.
You want gold of weapons ?
There is a notify every time someone puts a skin for sale and for what price you go and search that price then you pay
not with expensive sticker, people ask for an outrageous price.
No problem
How much u paid for it?
I want mantis and open a lot cases and receive nothing 🤣🤣🤣
For example, if someone has an AWP with a 5k sticker on the scope, they put it on the market for 6k, and the skin is worth almost nothing, you know?
For me, stickers on gun = 80% less value
psr, then people take 20% of the value and want to sell the expensive skin lol
Wdym?
hi people
can i post fraud
@hearty hearth i can post emojis from other servers
crucial mistakes
I open 50 cases and got 2 uzi. Where is my Ak47 :<
nah nah
Hlo
wtfff
Guys
Wth is that ?



I bought akr vermillion for 850 but I lowkey want the st now
how am i playing with elites and theyre scared to enter site as t
I can get like a lot of kills especially cause of death match so it will b a flex
Who playing competitive with paralel ?
Me why
U have paralel ?
Yes
Bronze
How to chat with girls help🙏🏻
Dm
Bruh
Why you guys doing this
50 case = 5000 G
You can buy Ak and mantis skin 🙃 (sry if I'm annoying but it's waste of money 😦 )
U fine because I wanna try 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you wanna Stattrack it's something else 🙂 but it's super rare
I know 🥹
But I have it right now 🤣🤣🤣
Yesterday mantis just under 3k and I bought it. Now it’s around over 3k G
Your money your choice bro that's my pov
The game keeps telling me unable to connect
Yeah but I not gonna do that again:33
Good (I'm not jealous XD)
Mantis still gonna drop but needs time
I hope they adding one can equip it with dragon glass

Anyone play compe ? We have elite and pheonix
We need one more
We have team
Add me
94702985
🙂🙂
Fr
Batlepass is the best thing for investment
Just added you
Yeah fr
I’m just reach lv 50 rn
25 more and gonna have glove case
real
1.8 gig UPDATE FOR WHATTT
Who wants to 1v1 for knife
Come
ez knife??
hello
Ok private dm
I don’t have the update
Nice I didn't buy this 1 and I'm in lvl 20
Wait and sell it
1v1 for 20 gold
ok
mk
Same
Standoff2 plis cen you give me a promocod for g22 lion lord its 0,63 gold plis
cant say the nword in chat but will have saddam hussain and hitler dudes casually headshotting me in game 💔
do you guys like these ?
that swhat i made for my clan https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1003038663648751687

How u play faceit here
Hello wonderful friends
goodnight
Yo
Get better fr

What does that mean Bru it's based on luck

Nah I know but it's so hard to get a good skin the best skin I have is a epic
Spend 12$ and start investing
We don't have credit cards in my country sadly
The ones we have doesn't work online
Bro it pmo
How do you spend money
What do you have then?
Cash
hello
Cash
Wsg


how is life?
why good and bad?
Hi
Well ngl to much shi going on in my country
I live in Syria
how are you?
Good, wbu
wow, what a complicated situation but God is taking care of everything my friend ❤️

excellent!!
wanna queue w me for comp
I'm Brazilian, so if I say something irrelevant, ignore me because I don't speak English fluently, lol
we are from different servers friend
Nah dw me too I'm Arab so same lmao
Great
Wait aymen is in Arabic name
I confess that I have a certain difficulty with English lol
We all have english speaking problems lol
Where are you from
Is that a 240?
Looks like a fc
We all do a lil bit
240?
Ur car

Hmmm Lebanon
ah, yes kk
Very nice, I love 240’s
على راسي والله انا من سوريا
I also can, but i dont know english like my native language yk
I love s15
Bro I just got in a game and 2 hakers are against us like ughhh
I love s14’s with s15 front bumper conversion kit
wouldnt have happened if u were a hacker too
outhack the hacker
S 15 is so goated
welcome
Lmao
You have any mods done?
Hacking is for losers
i tipped my nonexistent hat
What sensitivity these people got on tik tok who have 0 recoil on akr?
in a way yes
Like bro you need to hack to win just get good
Acceleration fr
or people like me who gambled away all their money on so2
welcome
The Gamble way or no way fr
gyro
Lmao so real
Fr
No way it's hot shirtless man again
nah
GANG
But people using gyro like pro
I LOVE THIS FISH
Fr 😭

Nah ik
wont see it
the car is not mine lol, just a random photo lol
😏
Too much hormones
i bring spice
Awwww 😭
gotta be the excess testosterone off of my shirtless body
Who wanna help me reach gold on 2v2?
I feel it radiating through my phone screen
i should sell my sweat like egirls sell the bathwater
Ayo bro chill
💀
one drop of my sweat be like roids
I don't want my bank account to go empty in 0.2 seconds 💀
This guy 😭😭😭
i'll call it the gangster fish elixir
sum else goin empty after that 😉😉

Reported
ok
bro wants to be part of the comversation
yeah
lets talk about my paws
Deliverance
anne
pfexa
🦛
comp?
Madara
I am so hot 🦛
Mf was in a rush and hit a god damn tree while reversing 
Good for u
LMAO
Which sticker best for digital burst?
Was it bad?
Any purple sticker
Oh you should look at it 
Im stuck gold i just fell gold1 playing eith randomssssss since the season stratedddddd
Is there anyone whos gold
Who wants to play
Comp
Im gold 1

??

@kind flame
What else should I buy to improve inventory?
sparkling glaze
Whats that
check my dm
i can make u warm
No wayyy 😭
Sparkling gaze St or bubblegum ST for geo glove?
sparkling glaze

Mf half of it’s already in my stomach 😭
Ok i need more opinions
bruh
What?
Are you guys playing on sg?
Which m4 for geo glove. Sunset or necro
Wsp
What sparkling gaze ST worth? 1.6k?

What? Am asking
no
How much then?
🦛
Lmao. Gun without ST though
Is the chat dead?
Woman ☕
same thing
Anybody gold who wants to play comp rn netherlands server
lame
Show me your inventory. Maybe i can learn how to build :))))
i got zero skins

I impress with skills not skins
Has anybody play creative destruction before ?
The purple gloves with the white thunder bolt designs
Idk skins but
Have report?
yo
Sg?
Have report????
no m4
Wdym?
no skin on m4
No m4 skin that looks good with glove geo? Sadge
I don't think the geometric is worth it
@elder sonnet
But the other two worth?
Hmmmm ok
Do you know how much each should cost?
Nah
I don't really know alot about skins
I just find them coolc
Idk if they are overpriced rn or not
Try ordering them
A bit lower
And then advertise in media
You might find sellers willing
Whatsapp taiwan
oh hell nah bro
Anyone wanna play
no
updated or not
apple>>>ios
What are you yappin about
Ofc bro i aint retardet
N>>W

Bbc>>WsC
whatsapp hongkong
🔥 🔥
Diddy>>>>>>
Lol why not
u use usp mostly pistol rounds only
if u have 11k
why not buy a new combo or rifle skins?
Anyone needs boost rank dm me
Geometric doesn't even look that good for 11k @elder sonnet
Ok
Already have ak and i dont like using 2 sets
if u rlly want ‘expensive usp’ either get genesis or db or stone cold
lol
You can literally create a whole inv in 11k
fr
11k u can buy m9 blue blood

Hes already rich
@elder sonnet r u making a color themed inv or
It doesn't matter to him
yea but 11k for a pistol skin that’s mediocre?
Ye I think so. I need advice
Shi there's ppl paying 20k for a glock
Ppl just like shi
relic moment
bc they’re russians who rich af
😭
what color?
Isn't the all white one more expensive? Forgot the name
I posted my inventory not too long ago in photo
Rich enough to afford a 11k usp
It is
Not because i got digital burst ST for 25 golds so I got spare golds lol
so like purple/pink?
u can get digital burst usp
or mirage menace
geometric isn’t rlly worth it
what u have rn
1 glove 1 ak 1 deagle 1 knife
buy m4 and other rifles
Which m4
I meant which skin
not sure, lemme check
Idk how things actually worth
rn it’s still good time to buy stuff, market still kinda down
js put buy order
lol
but
u could wait a bit
market looks like it’s going back up tho
How long
idk, prices might go down, but it might js go up from now

Ok
Lol
like why should I pay 5 times or more for a kill counter
😭
expensive ahh
To have cooler inventory hahahahahaa
cooler inventory my ahh
id much rather get a cooler skin over st mid skin
like if I have 1000G, why would I get a mid skin ak st and not a good ak skin non st
buy rifle skins and pistol skins
smg and shotgun not important
don’t buy ak12 or m16 tho
goofy ahh rifles
the spray pattern is so weird, only the 1 tap range is useful
They massacred my boy 💔 💔
ye am just trying to buy m4's right now
buy sunset and sparkling gaze frfr
I like necro m4 better than sunset
sunset looks kinda weird
🦛
From 14 points to 110 points for the legend
Lol
am using glove geometry and knife mantis Nest. Should I change glove ?
imo retro looks better, but geometric is also decent
but it’s ur skins so up to u
Is it just me or are the India servers acting up today???
retro matches Nest mantis better?
I can show u, then u can see
ok
???
I am not gonna lie. My fav glove is living flame
doesn’t look that good with nest imo
but it doesn't match with any of my items
I mean there’s orange but
ye
there’s orange knives but pretty mid skins
sadge
No no no
Whenever it hits 9 my ping goes flying I've been waking up early just to play the game before 9
what u gonna buy after m4 and a1
prob wifi problem then
prob nest pistol ST
Which server are you on?
sg mostly
Do you have em?
I need someone who's in Indian server
ok
i dont but i can get it
but am not gonna
cause it is hard to find a knife for it
and good gun skins
geometry looks nice enough with nest mantis so am gonna stick with it
I've been waiting for valo mobile secretly after that thing comes up ill delete this
How did it end up looking
very nice
Damn
what do you think of awp skin? :)))))
genesis

haha
No pattern on that skin is good enough to justify that price
Mfw u see that pattern
my face when
@bronze grove can I dm?
That abbreviation has been around for ages man 😭
That's like tbh smh fr
Same time as those
ts pmo fr 💔
already got ak digital stattrack hahaha
What skin should i buy for 0.58gold
got it for 25 golds
buy akr genesis 
someone put gooner' corner in cs2 sandstone
what common kda is consider good/pro?
overall?
kd dont matter
it kinda mattters tbh
kinda matters, but u need gamesense n util usage
if u can't get consistent high kill counts, cant get high kd
its still on the skill
having gamesense is better
Pardon twas i
freaky
imagine not playing defuse or comp/ allies
😭
u gotta know what to do in different situations
so game usually ends before bomb plant
like when to use a smoke blah blah blah
ye shoot enemy before they shoot you
u dont use smoke
gl fighting campers
people just shoot like tdm
lol
i gotta say though. does this game match mobile player with pc player?
Bro defuse is nooooot that serious 😭😭
via emulator
so it does
prob
I meant for defusal modes, mostly comp and allies
their movement is just crisp. Peek in and out around corner like crazy
defuse is not that crazy ig
He said he plays allies tho

Defusal 💔
lmaoo
but 90% of times i am able to dominate all matches
only 10 % when I meet those people
impossible to win against them
What rank?
defusal
i be coming out of unexpected corner and they insta headshot
got qued up against master and elite in allies meanwhile me im only ranger
ya play on phone or pc?
I'm so cooked
Phone, like how the game should be played.
I just dont get why people play a mobile game on pc lmao
like go play cs2 or something
I bet those 10% people are pc
players
so2 is just easier compared to cs
i watch youtube pros and non of them play like those
literal braindead recoil control
Um, that's not a good argument, my Indonesian friend
in cs2 you need to look slightly down to spray
game match people not basing on their OS right?
nah
if that's the case, pc players are just generally better
like turning on phone is so much harder than quickly turn the mouse
one thing i hate about playing on pc is the input delay, it doesnt feel as responsive
just get a better pc hahaha
nah, it's a thing for emulators
i mean even ipad players are generally better than phone players
phone is just hard
smaller scale, sometimes slower than ipad processor
Yeah i realised tablets and pads are easier
like you literally see better on bigger screens lol
broooo we cooked 8-7 against master snd elite
W
I used gyro on a tablet is that brain dead? I mean it was working well
gyro is fine
i mean if u can use it, why not
But like full aim
i dont understand why people use gyro in this game
am I the only one syncing my shoot and crouch button? :)))))
I use two fingers on phone
I use two fingers
people told me not to but I was able to pull it off against good players
i used to do that, thats how i got used to 5 finger claw
i use 3 fingers and I think it is enough
just a little bit hard on snipers
everything else fine
bro carried me🙏 🙏
who carried you
2.03 for me
lol
if you already on 3 its gonna be easy to use 4
phone?
ye
i can put my zoom on top right
but nah
yeah do that
just try bro
4 is like top rank comp or something lmao
which am not into
on scale 1-10, 3 fingers is like 7-8 sniper
4 fingers8-9
you dont have to be extremely good
its gonna feel nice when you leave your thumb to just aim instead of assisting with buttons
no i only aim with thumb
left index does majority of stuff
right thumb aim and control recoil
I tried to play comp but can't find a match so i gave up
US server comp is dead or some
first match i play with a friend. He vpn over to brazil or some and we won 10-0
only comp match i ever played
NA scene is dead in the first place
france?
so i grind tdm and stuffs. Practice reaction and aim
all other servers ping 150+
not playing with that sht
what server do you play
singapore and hongkong
shouldnt be hard if youre not pass 50k
kills
Timezone really matters when it comes to servers and how good people you face
trust people are not trash
some even play like hcak
hack
idk how they pulled it off but ye
No sometimes if you 5 stack and get lucky enemy team has new account russian children
plus I dont believe in the ping display of this game
Like during day time
If you use vpn you cant trust it
showing me having 52 ping and some random blud with 100+ ping and 0.7 kd just insta headshot me
Fr but depends on thier ping too
but hey i think that's good reaction practice
You mean alt?
It usually connects to peakers advantage
ye if i start fresh acc and grind
I grinded till 300kd
300 kd? :)))
real
Does anyone play Competitive Gold 3

