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Wtf is wrong with yall servers?
I cant cancel my items for sale
Like at least yall making millions
Buy or fix the goddamn server
thats just sad ong
Fr its like it want me to dont play anymore
I need contact some suport to talk abt this
and they destroyed the butterfly animation
do you have any proof ? like ss of your inventory
Ofc
ong
I dont care abt the gold
I want the acc safe so i can buy the ak
Have any idea where can I contact and they to respond?
who can give me some gold
Someone compe play?
Meee
How to get unwashed?
get stinky
the contact us website
Tryed
Contacted trough : instagram , tik tok, discord, website, facebook
No response
Is market down?
the website is the fastest i think if they didnt reply they probably think ur tryna scam or sm
Ye
.
Anyone here allies? Im at last match to reach elite on second account
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/44429107
Help me
hi
Please help commander pass I can't get level up can't you help anyone?
It's 2 month
@rare arch can't u help
Yea u playing allies??
Whatq rank are u
Okk
Bro i havent been ranked yet in allies
I wontbe able to play with u
Yea
I didnt play last season
When you enter your link, you have to play until you reach level 10 on the account that you entered using the link you shared. I can't help you because my account is old and has a high level.
I stopped playing this game for a while
Then i started playing it again this season
Iy lastrank was i think in season 3smthin it was pheonix
he wanted to fit in, but he did it wrong
Me?
the dude with sum dead person as pfp
Im also looking for someone to play allies with
not you
Ok
hwo to get rank role
There is an area written "channels and positions"
On top of the #🙏│welcome
why does shop not work yall
i slect the role still didnt give me
why shop aint working since morning?
You chose legend?
yes
💀
im legend bro
@bronze grove help him
Just dm turan the guy i pinged if he hasnt dm ed you
okey
the game gives me randoms on allies
i m sting
Get tf out of here
dying
my allies teammates are ALL brainless
fr
thats why im MD/10 on allies and comp
Please contact us on @silk moth
not playing It with randoms brainless
i was phoenix now i m back in gold 4
Unranked
Look my profile bio
what Rank you have in allies?
@topaz lagoon wanna allies?
because you don t have a team
oke
💀😭
That's okay I'm not sure about Commander pass

vyda
True! Choose NWPA!
🦛
slide me AK case hardened pattern 667 and Ill do
Or butterfly emerald
I have no cs 💔
🦕 I am so cold
🧓 I am so old
hippotatnaowetimous
done bro
Monalisa come dm
Hippopotamenasaurus
all 3
casual clan
is the marketplace lagging again?
1900+ ranked? im at 1989 rn
.
Go play with randoms its better
Aight gang on my way to hug you 😈
@bronze grove when i get my role i already sent the pics to coms dev
how do I get the legend role hahaha

anyone know what ggstandof is?
Yeh
Nah
U put money and get rubles and with it u open cases
And theeeen u get the golds with the weapons u get
It gotta be 25+ golds so u can send it to ur account
I can’t buy a skin, why is that?
i cant sell skin wth
I can't sell my skin
Broken probably
I can't remove it from market place
Me too
Anyone down for comp?
Guys I got on a val widows weave two arcane stickers and it costs 375 pattern 025 who wants a picture tell me

I queued with a trio last night🥀
Does someone have spare gold????
Hi

hello
Hru
decent
Guys I got on a val widows weave two arcane stickers and it costs 375 pattern 025 who wants a picture tell me
I got so unlucky😔
same opened 40 cases today
I fr got genesis akr but with a timer
and only got 2 genisis akrs
Anyone want to push allies?
Lx gimme me on akr
And before the genesis akr with timer was the good one😔💔
lemme get onee
already sold to gamble more
Fr
👍
Gimme some gold then
broke
Im broke asf
Fr
Marketplace died again, lol
I think I got less then 10 golds left after gambling since I'm planning to quit 💀
Wait fr?
bet they were jus run towards enemies🥀
updates are sh1t
delayed bullet sprays 🥀
what rank
I can't place any items, and I haven't seen a single item in the marketplace have a sale right now.

avg it's not better even in russia

Been like that for over 6h
yes
I swear after the update did my Internet got worse or my skills died coz i swear i keep getting shot thrue the walls
nice
Hi #everyone someone wan 0pay allies im gold 3

freaky
how do I get the legend role
average brainrotted
What rank
Master
How do we get the master elite and legend role?
Send message to @silk moth
How should I send a message?@waxen vault
.
bruh
allies way too easy
wsp chat
gold
Sad
market crash
Np
Look my profile bio!

When is the marketplace coming back
Fac turneu de 5k gold cine vrea dm
maybe tomorrow
Oh hellnah
.
Why’s market down?
idk
Always 👅
Why is the market place off again
I turned it off, my bad
my bad bro, lemme fix the market
Type shiii
freaky
🧱 🪨 👋
sry I haven’t finished drying the servers after washing it

Hi LG 
Mista brick in dah building
Add me whoever wants to play id: 94702985
😝
wsg hb😌

how to? my allies is elite i want to get it
@silk moth
Okay Mold 3 player
ok wood 3 player
should chat mod? or just contact the comms officer
Contact comms officer
What server
already do it, but maybe should contact mods
Yeah just do what it says
Guys are the servers down? Why am i waiting 9 minutes for just an allies match
make ticket to coms officer
then? can u explain completely pls
Hello
real
ask for discord role
and wait till dev give how to get
after clicking the start, there is a option yes or no
Click yes
Flip is actually a good knife
when is marketplace coming
@velvet drift @pale helm thx brother
H
market down again smh
H for HADUKEN!
So frequent unlike before 💀
sams
Bro why the shop is not working
when market gonna be up broo
carrying or being carried
i mistakely bought 2 Val Widows weave😢because of sh#t server
Play alies
It is down, again -_-
sry I haven’t finished drying the servers after washing it

Does anyone have an idea how to turn off vsync in so2
I GOT BANNED WTF
For cheating who tf cheated
Try to contact but they dont give a fck
and I thought anti cheat doesn’t work 👀
Pls wash my laundry
yes ok lemme finish drying the marketplace servers

also so2 got some real 🥔 servers
market crash
Hello
Market still down?
Ye
market is up
market is right.
thx
👎
How to change roles?
I will sell you.
market is cooked
And you will buy me.
yes. infinite mako glitch?
@rich crow id check
What a discovery.
Thanks
I didn't know
How do i contact comms?
I sell account /boost account with the legend dm for info
Who will play?
Why is my market place still not up
i dollar Mako:
Mako at an imaginary price??
standoff 2 server will burn down.
@sour star Babababa
LMAO.
flabadabababababababa
noobs
Allies anyone?
Pls fix marketplace🙏🏻
Allies anyone??
@velvet drift how much for matching pfps for a day and 5 minute esec in plural session???
I would like to play with you but i really suck
imma be honest bro the devs doing a good job in banning hackers
- mmr

damn
I'm gold4 wbu?
someone master elite wanna ranked? im 1949mmr rn
sigma aura
what ranked gamemode?
comp
damn.
thank you MadaraFuego
calibrated to phoenix when topfragging almost every match 💀
245634166
what region????/
hellla ahh game
nether
im sg
skill tissue
how many damns?
i think i played w u
we played each other in compe?
pipebomb to your house RIGHT NOW!
At least 10 thousand

I put lithium battery in your drink
I have that much. give a damn account I can send them to.
i met someone named eu
how did you know that is my favourite condiment?!
lol
Of course pookie <3
Anybody phonex wanna play compe?

"We gotta get at least 10 thousand"
Allies anyone? 
like yesterday or before

we? who's we?
I spent my morning getting ready for the morning
ye thats me i guess
TRUE!
Nobody wanna play?
mako hall
I wanna ply
but i met someone w eu name too😭
market will be back up within 48 business days
Dunk me face on the bowl with saratoga
Ranger
he was saying hes #1 romania smthng
20731582 add
Alr did
I'm ranger comp and g4 allies I just derank to g4
depressione take everyonething from yourself till it take you're live 💔
I need 6mmr back to Phoenix
I invite u

Aii
legendary gooner in chat.
mako matching pfps when???
At least provide the pictures 💔
It's easy to learn things about the comeander pass
Edit name
if I do will you actually?
Yes
@wraith topaz are u laoding into game
Anyone wanna play?
viagra
male-male?
You a fan of BL?
I goon to BL.
Okay then


am I based enough?

guys does anyone know why my allies rank went from ranger to bronze 1 randomly
by itself
does he know?
Is market fixed?
why would it go from ranger to bronze 1?
does he know?
does he?
does?
?
can anyone answer?
bl gooner
💔 💔
this is so me.
can anyone help me or answer me??
how do we tell him
check your match history?
i didn't play bro
Does anyone know when the market will be up??
for 2 weeks
We'll do Texas x Lappland 
in 48 business days
Fr the cooked
why am I only attracted to arknights fans?
i didn't play for 2 weeks i was ranger got in the game now im randomly bronze 1???
I won't be surprised
but sure.
Guys, what box/case is the devs likely gonna remove next?
Dynasty collection
are you Texas or am I Texas?
Fable but in like 3 years or so
Street fighter 🔥
ready when you are.
cancelled results

There
Nah, I mean fable/revenge or something?
absolute cinema.
oh damn
why should that be?
Its ok petar, if you’re skilled once enough to reach ranger you can do it again.
.
taking a screenshot and sending it to my parents right now!!! @velvet drift
edater
no its not that problem but i cant play with rangers now😂
cheater
carry then
xdddd
I wanna ban someone
what do u mean by cheater?
me trying not to self destruct when I see matching pfps
ban edater

cheater = cancelled match = removed MMR
I wanna ban you for that
but i didn't cheat??
so real
no but someone on ur team or other team is cheater

ohh so he also got his mmr removed or banned?
Of what?
should be
risk and gamble again
dynasty
Are you a YouTuber?
what tf do i have to do with him
no?
Then no
we are such gooners.
Because you ain't getting anything
yesterday i got 2 knives, 1 akr
yeah i feel like i should
We are the gooner elite
Then do it share the results when you lose tho
bet
taking a picture of this with my psp :real:
Gray pfp
i just got a knife
go look
God damm
And that's a good knife too
You lucky mf
Guys why am i getting same type of cases in battle pass 4 times in a row
Yo guys when is season 8 coming
st overdrive too but not bad for 12 cases
💀
your luck encouraged me to gamble
Yall know a good method to get gold? Farming coins to open boxes is way too boring and its not very efficient
Bro said season 8 😭
Ye?
Market up?
go mining for gold
Toss me some for the w call 😏
s8 is already over 😭
Is the market up bro
Wdym?
How?
It's not
Guys why am i getting same type of cases in battle pass 4 times in a row
it’s literally s9 now
It's nightmares update wdym s9
Its season 9 rn
No
nightmare is gone like months ago
What you saying
😭😭😭
Rage bait
Nah just didn't turn on my iphone
mentally challenged or rage bait
Guys it 2019 Halloween event
no its 2 years!
He who has mastered the art of rage bait
Wdym bro it just got out of beta?
🤣
I think someone got lost
He isn't supposed to be here yet
Wdym
Someone messed with the timeline
It legit got out of beta
we have so3 now
lol
Yeah
I been playing so1
So2 just came out wdym so3
🔥
sigma aura
@wraith topaz what kind of dumb game was tht
The fabric of time keeps ripping, stop playing with the sacred hourglass of constant time!!!!

Ur accounts worth 34.95$ cold hard cash
Nuh uh
I wouldn't pay 10 dollars for a good inv standoff 2 account :lmfao:
😭
That makes it 1 dollar and 13 cents
I hate those randoms
Ok 1 dollar 14 cents
just carry
Can't I'm tiered
I wouldn't even give you anything for it
Id U that good come and carry me I don't wanna be bronzeeee
Bro just shut up
Watermelon set:
Gloves
-flux
M9 Bayonet
-Blue blood
Scorpion
-Scratch
yellow watermelons exist
I’m sayin 😭
wow why no check reply 💔
Where?
^
Ngl karambit vermillion kinda good for 2k gold
Shiiiii
Dms
I’m trying to buy one not sell
That's scratch????
💀💀💀
Watermelon set:
*Gloves
Flux
*Knives
Karambit - Claw
Scorpion - Scratch
M9 Bayonet - Blue Blood
Are there any red knives around
Because the pattern really resembles the outer layer of the watermelon

Is market still broken

@lunar tinsel we can't be friends if you don't see it 
Then what does the flux gloves resemble?


Marketplace down?
Hi
f2p players, how are you able to save up enough gold to get good epic or legendary skins?
Im unlucky af sticking with boxes lmao
Imagine imagining an imagination about imagining imaginations that imagines imaginations by imagining imaginations
copium

I do,
You matter 
Now imagine my answer to this imagination.
Nope
Exactly please imagine that
Now imagine me imagining my answer to your answer about this imagination
Hi
Any editing apps to recommend
guys what is the empire box at?
Mfs asking if markets back up giving me flashbacks of mfs asking if the updates out yet
I'm on the hunt for a better editing app
Mista s1 wsp friend
Imagining app
Is season 9 out yet? (Serious question)
Any promocodes?
???
Nah it’s season 96 bbg
Hi bro
What collection will be removed?
Nothing much wbu
prob capcut
real
hi s1
Hi LG
CAPCUT is NOT good anymore.
why
Just been chillin
Someone compe?
-Forces you to buy capcut pro
-Used to be fully free
-Unremovable watermark unless paid
-Old fx get toppled by new fx that are locked behind a paywall (SOME of them are the same fx too)
-ADS, they didn't have ADS before
then use adobe premiere pro
ez
Well that's how system works.
Man Turan gone ban yo ahh
@bronze grove
dead ahh
man 600 is too less 800
Lmao
Why did they disable the market for the 3rd time
potato servers
potatoes cant handle much man
I am adrening it.
Lmao
WHO IS HE?? 😠
erm
I have decent skins
guys why does standoff take 20 % commission
😻 , thanks
its just in game gold
they need to make money 🤓
Because they have to get profit from somewhere else
we literally pay them for the fcking gold
they love to milk the gold back in so people buy more gold
and they take it away from us
Calm down love, I'm trolling someone
proud of my pookie 
i still havent gotten my roles. grr
Femboy alert
How I’m feeling rn fr
👀
Where my triple legend at mane
I keep playing laggy headglitchers in duel.
baka!!!
Trust me I had a toxic time
Silent Hill Origins my beloved.
I quit playing that map it pissed me off to much

yeah but its like the sandstone of duel😭
Idk but this game is so ez without cheters, i literaly did triple legend
Yard?
only map im good at is temple bc its plained out
yea
every duel map is so meh
and lab is so annoying
duel is so mid
Paranoia deluxe
yes
F lab
‘is he above me???’
Remove it
lab makes me schizo
V
Keyakeya
and people camp stairs
i played a kid who litteraly i could not find until i made a noise in lab
smh
yes bro, 30 ping and everyones teleporting
Sometimes, the AI generates a reply that doesn't meet our guidelines.
Fr I got 2 bing chilling enemies and they cooked me
again marke dead
Markets been dead for hours pimp
50 ping and people teleporting like crazy
fr the bing chilling are built different until they come in my team my team bing chilling are under0.5kd
pimp?
Playing standoff 2 in the big '25... 💔 🥀
bro one guy in comp was exploring the map
Where is big25
Nahh those bing chilling we as too but for us they were teleporting we would have cooked them otherwise
a pimp named slick back
Some bing chilling use hacks
knives be like 90-100$ and it’s the worst ones
wait wha-
Cheapest ones like 70$
thats too much
I believe
but they suck
It did felt like they were using hax
I hate navaja
True
gut is also mid af
Theres 2 ping advantages in this game, its 200+ ping and teleporting in duel. Or 10 ping and having an extra 2 seconds to react and have every bullet you shoot count
Ur mom
I want a purple inv but I estimated it to be at least 200- 300$ for the skins
😭
I still got my m9 fade
Is marketplace working ?

Idk
easily 😂
they added a new glock which looks so good
I rlly want one
but it’s pink tier
so
g22 carbon best
I wanna sell off my cases so bad
I’m talking abt cs2 blud
Ima wait another 5 years though
💀📈📈
😭😭😭😭
frost wyrm
kinda want the imperial pleids with a doppler, but those be like atleast 500$
🔥
Or or or
why is it so cold in here all of a sudden?
uv looks great as well
I love cs skins
look behind you, there's a spoop!!!!
🦛
😭
but i’ll be saving after I’m done with high school
they should add m4 glacier
bc I’m gonna find work
Bros gonna yolo his saving into cs
nah
scammer
i’ll js try to pack more fries in the bag before uni starts
fries... bag... NOW!!!!!
😭
Type shi 😆
just give me my mod perms back, I promise I will use them only for good!!!!
💀

+1
picture perfect
McDonalds sponsored inventory 🗣️📢🔥
When I cash out my retirement in 3 years
Cold.
m9 4 m9
I give u m9 in so2 u give me m9 in cs
I made her one
🔥
Nah this is an actual good offer
Thanks to Major General Zhorm's grand plan
😭😭😭
you give first
I would take it
The ultimate power
good deal!
what.
why haven't I been filled in on this?
Flint and steel
It was for your safety
wdym my safety.
I clipped through your walls and you didn't notice a thing.
My walls are made of milk
Siiiiick!!!
L for you
💀
save me, Mako!!!!
@lilac sierra 1G =1 gold bar = 1kg of gold
1kg of gold = 97K USD
M9 ancient worth 6000G

ordering Mako lifesize body pillow rn.
Real size sissy pillow
e
no, it's mako!
Keya's body pillows will not sell in the markets
Nice body pillow pre-order
You ahh built like a South Park character

mako I found body pillows of us!!!
🥶
Chat
@merry owl The level does not matter
Nice inventory still 
Is market fixed??
yes
my aliexpress agent is ignoring me smh.
How do u get the legend master elite role?
By messaging @silk moth
Just ask them nicely

Yooooooooo!!!!!!!
The real keya is back
@brittle knoll
Keya went through a timeskip, building an empire off-screen, hiring members and profiting big
He's now pronounced drug lord
Hello
it's all a LIE!!!!
Hello
the cake is a LIE!!!!
permission to goon, sir.
bakaaa!!!!
the estrogen in this server could turn frogs homo.
The estrogen levels were so high it started morphing men into cute girls!!!
It popped up a start button. Do I click it?
you're so kawaii.
Yes
I love tofu (it tastes like nothing)
what if I have lead and cobalt in my system, am I based???
gooning to this right now.
Crazy
crazy? I was crazy once.
@warm moat caught u in 4k
they locked me in a room, a rubber room.
a rubber room filled with mako. and mako made me crazy.
Silence or something else in rubber will be locked in you
Mods usually are useless until you directly contact them
Keya has been banned but not trolls or rage baiters
ikr.
This means you little 🐝 tch boy are a snitch
Im about to do unspeakable things
same.

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