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man good ol’ days
so2 acting so slow wth
In fact it isn’t working at all, at least for me
i like ur service
lies they don’t explode
Same(
hey guys!
what
How do I sign up? I need it badly
thats exactly what an lg exploding washing machine would say
it was duel
Ik you do 😉
Axlebolt needs to add m5a2 fr to clean those akr mains
tnx babe
I’m literally sir washington the third
i have a important problem with my game
❌
As an electronics student I agree w this
I 100% recommend @crystal cave service
I started after season 3 idk
As everyone has currently
nah you're JFK the way your head explodes
💀

Logo washing machine firstly clean yourself
my game cant start:(
i started playing so2 when there were no seasons but still i cant reach legend because i took a short break of 2019-2024
Everyone's
You just have to sign a contract and the price is a measly 5000g per session. 🥰
It's like those soap ads w 99.9%
NAH if yall dont remember so2 as a third person game u aint the OG 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Akr is for 🏳️🌈s
Several people are typing..
Short break yeah
oh!
Fr agree with that
Wsp with servers
Why is the price so low for this? I thought it was a premium offer? You do know I’m very famous gold donor on this server right?
fr
i legit remember it being a third person game
think it was 2017
i installed it on my old ahhs samsung
Ts (this) game is JUST a copy of cs go we dont need to talk to much about it fr🙏🏻🥀🥀
Idk savant
galaxy on 7 pro?
Yapping is more imporant
it was a note
note something
i hate samsung so ion remember
Per session is a total of 5 mins and our customers need a lot of it, I could ofc have you pay for a package deal 🤝
I hope u know I'm praying on ur downfall
Finally someone besides me doing so
is anyone a jew aroun here
i wish knife price drop to 500g for karambit and butterfly
i think my account was locked with no reason XD
Yeah I guess I’ll take it. In the hope the cringing about this game will finally stop
I forgot y'all existed
pack it up this aint the magic rubbing lamp i aint no genie 🧞♂️🧞🧞♀️
Cause of yk mustache dude
33 is in danger fr🙏🏻🥀🥀🥀
can you rub it?
yeah but i aint jewish
im rubbin it rn 😉
Are the servers down again?😭
Nice
Oh, well, gas em up 🔥🔥🔥
no but u are
Bruhhhh
Yes sir
Abort chat abort chat
I can’t load in
To my most pleasure sir, everything ahead shall be pleasantly skibbidi for you 🥰
i hate newgen
Are the servers down
whats this terminology
Just finished a match and it won’t send me back to the menu
i was in a duel and a screeen of please wait came and i had to restrt
Shush lil bro
lil
and the game isnt opening now
Will you stop being unfunny at some point or is this going to continue?
No its good it have ai sigmatific optimization how could you say its bad🤨🙏🏻
Wear something and then we'll talk 😭✋
Nice😭
oh come on we both know that was creative 💋
i prefer bein butt naked
If anyone wanna see something spicy than dm
Where did you get that from? I want more creativity for my life as well
my pfp is enough hun
Bro is not funny 🥀🥀🥀
hatred
its like everyday the servers are down
Eye contact is gonna be real difficult 🫦
i live on hatred
Wait is ts game having ranks fr🙏🏻🥀🥀
I prefer flayed people ❤️
Its dying sec by sec
Literally the potato picture servers 😭
Yo any1 got any faceit English server?
i got a friend in cartel recruitin
ong
Not like, quite literally
R they stronger than the Sinaloa's though
I expect too dude
And cringe feeling
I ain't joinin' no cartel if they weak as hell
watch it
Man I needed 2 more matches to reach master 😭
Oh boy, what led to the growth of this expectation bigger than the disappointment I have for this game
watch yo tone
idk what the developers even think bro they just came in destroyed the animations and gave worse servers
and now im banned in duel
Fr
Alr I'll go from high notes to low notes
Very jazzy of you
u gon be a great opera singer
one would even say jizzy
but that comes up after the show
🎺🎷
I'll make you scream like death metal baby
wow
And I'm here being freaky 😛😛😛
game server crashed again

DAMN
moan for us

Real
I'm purring
Idk, more disappointment and the hope unicorns exist contrary to all rumors
lets hear ur best moan
ur embarassing
im not ur jus not living up to ur name
Dead server?
keep it as a name then

Check #📸│photos lol
you sound lame
Boring
someone fix this game holy f
He sounds as if he is sane somehow

Sane ppl playing this game is rare

I’m with you on that
It's a myth, nobody playing this game is sane
yo fax
Guys hear me out ts game have really heavy security its really hard to hack servers are so good
The market is down again too
He might be an exception
all hail the king
thanks for the info
Hard to hack? I've got 13 cancelled matches for cheating enemies this month 🥀🥀
ur the chosen one
🦛
Hi
Bro won 2 extra rounds?
i got nothing cuz of a error
I’m really sad for you. Is there something else we can help you with?
Guys its real if you use a VM you gonna get detected by anti cheat
nice catch
i mean comp
lie detector broken
And without VM your work gonna be really hard
❌😵

No, we're just insane to the level where his seems normal
@verbal imp nab 🦅
I just sent a respectful email to Axelbolt....hope they give me my mmr back
Y'all ever use that mic every round? I only hear some annoying Russian kids that be fry screaming
Well that makes sense. He is the one eyed man among the blind I suppose
my deceased grandpa would reply quicker than them
Bruh this became daily servers are going down faster than my dad going for the milk
Ain't that easy w the new mmr system?
Same gentleman
I do, I scream at randoms to ease my anger ☺️
Yup
Russians will be playing and hacking every gun game to win the war in future fr🙏🏻🥀🥀
They're slower than Ubisoft
Every win match gives me like 30-69 points depending on my gameplay 😛
I was gold 4 now I'm ranger in allies ofc
go pray
I did thank you
mashaallah such a good boy
There's no escape from this pit, dw he'll soon be one of us 🔥
Yes, 15 business days to go
Thank you
guys do i gamble away my last 850 dollars on so2
What did they change
Gang gang?
People keep teleporting 
Yes
Someone compe?
My rank is master
Gambling is haram brother
They should stop cryptomining thats why server keeps crashing
Dynasty cases are worth kt
Don't forget
thank u ill be doin that real soon
No
Every win = no more nega instead they give u more posi
What are u gonna buy
Oh brother only getting it through calibration is easy, otherwise you have to play a fair share of matches if you're not lucky with your teammates
game
Finally real people 
im orthodox but i got my muslo friends
I'm lucky rn then bro 3rd win streak after 2 loses
chat
Win in elite 25+ lose -45 good
And we will happily welcome him in our municipality
hol on lemme check
Ah alright than respek 🫡
for 850 dollars how much gold can i get someone do the math

850
You can buy a nameless skin sooo alot
Literally like more than 20k gold
I can get 20k for 100€
Can you speak normal? I’m a pensioner
More than 100k actually
Yo fr?
Yes
That's the thing, I won 5 matches in a row, lost 1 then won 1 again and lost 2. Won 2 but I'm just going back and forth, exactly why it takes time and luck to get out of a rank
Always
Ngl spending 850 dollars on a game is crazy. He gotta save some money
if 39.99 euros are 3000 gold
so thats around 58.500+ gold
Alright dear
what can a man buy for 58.500 gold
I won against an elite and a master in allies made the ULTIMATE comeback
thats worthy
From 5-1 to 7-8
Just check their profiles i got a 16+ winstreak playing vs season8 bronzez and season9 elites haha
Bro it's up to u tho. Depends on what your searching
HOW do u check their profiles thoooo
So what did you say
Do you just exit during warm up lol
You fr dont know how to do the bug?
something thats gonna be paying off in the future u get me?
I didn’t get it
Go to their profile
Invest it all on akr scale
That's it
This is the one

Well gold is only used to buy for skins in the game not improve your skill
Wowie, that happened to me the last 5 seasons (hard stuck silver) and I just got out of that hell scape thanks to this new MMR system
yeah but like how do i leave the match without losing MMR
Yeah
Impossible
u aint gettin me
im talking about a profitable return
They need to remove akimbo uzi fr🙏🏻🥀
Accept your defeat like a gentleman 
as in me buyin sum for 50k then that same thing be worth 80k in 3-4monhts
You can't lol
then that aint a bug?
so this pasarel guy worded it out differently
I'm not sure ngl because majority of the time the skins do go down in price most of the time
Why are we playin ts fr lets goto cs2
yeah mostly around updates
And to gain profit is difficult due to that 20% commission on the market
exact
It's impossible to leave a ranked match without losing mmr
Idk why the developers add that 20% commission. Makes no sense
Nah i cant make a tutorial for u cus of the trash servers but it exists since season 7
To not let us gain so much gold
There is a way 
Buy for cheap sell for expensive they dont want us to do ts
nah i had a guy i played with in a lobby tell me to join a match - he leaves then sends me a message in game asking are the players low on rank or high? and then he joins if they're low or doesnt if they're high in rank.
u get me?
Just get matched against a cheater, then report it to the devs
Tax
so thats the bug i was askin about
Isn't that how u make a profit tho?
Tf
nah like im not trippin
Why call it a market if u can't make profit.
İf theres no commision theres infinite profit they dont want us to do this
If he leaves he is gonna get banned for 30 minutes and might even lose mmr
the thing is he wasnt banned
So basically, in every one of the matches that you win you will be getting more MMR points based on your gameplay while on the other hand faces the same but you'll be losing more than what you earn. It's much better than the last one where you'd get stuck in a certain rank and not progress, thus when you win on the last MMR system you'd have the chance to lose points or earn nothing at all.
Game tripping lol
Holy yap
True but that 20% commission really makes gaining profit hard for players which can lead to them buying the gold bundles because of this difficulty
they might've patched it
İt should be like %10
It really depends on the players luck at this point
It should be 0 cuz that's a scam
Preventing inflation
Nah not really. It actually makes sense
Like bro where tf is the gold going?
No there should be comission for no infinite profit in the market
It’s a glimpse of reality 
Back to the system 
It's like they have a vault or something
wait till
yall hear that russians buy gold for like half the price we buy it
The gold just gone
Wait what
Axelbolt is Russian what do you expect
They hate us
yes
Wait till yall hear russians hack most of the time
they nationalists
How much is for the 3k gold bundle on Russia
14 dollars for them
or even less
If you sell $100 on ebay, you won’t get $100 
i pay 39.99 euros
Why whould they spend money on game while being that broke
"you'll won't"
Dawg what
I pay 10 euros
I wanted to type the amount more specifically but changed my mind while typing 
So2 life ❤️
I've got like $200k on my bank account, we bouta gamble 🤑🤑🤑
Alright
koje
Add me i send u tutorial on dm
send me some dynasty cases
Imma see y'all if i can get more mmr in allies

igh
Lg come here im gonna sell you to trash
iOS keyboard is azz
no
it aint
Bro what, I alr lost 3K 💔
Bruh I pay 18 dollars for that bundle wtf
Hi
İm gonna get xiami washing machine
Kako se zoves u standof
odakle si
Iz srb
🙃🙌
Yeah like fr
Let me tap that specific word instead of automatically selecting the non related word that has : between them

I lost 18k alr, should I keep betting on 18 red?
🥕 what's happening?
Always on black
go big or go home
Every gambler knows this
Got it
Xiao my beothers 新的 x200 spro 將非常強大
Black first, and do it one more time
Why is the anti cheat system on so2 so bad
Hm should I bet
Start low
all in
Do you guys want free minecraft?
🙂🙂
I'd reccomend around 2k
Alr we starting w 10k then we go low-er
🤑
Y'all know air is free? 😋
Too late bro
Yes yess its safe %100
All on red
😂
Ok you lost it sir
It's true.
Nice

We goin' all in
Not in the eyes of capitalism 
Yipee
Yesssirrr
If you win this
Did I get scammed chat
Don't spit facts.
BLACK 172k
🙂
They just want to bleed your wallet dry
For me its cheap so
You lost it omg
bro is fine paying more
Lol
Should have bet on green
Where do u suggest gettin it from
🥲 y'all alright?
Bye y'all 💔💔💔
G2G
Guys I know a website gives free gold🤑🤑🤮🤑🤑
it’s not a scam
It wasn't even my money, it was the banks so I got about 250k in debts
💀
I want to buy gold for free 😍
🛌 😴 💭
Ok then you can find link in hidden wiki on tor browser
Hey what's a missing kidney gonna do
::)
You got 2
Nothing 🤑💰
No I got 0
Imma go to the hospital rn
chat
Cyall
Pls pls pls pls gold gold 🥺
I never eat salty thing so I can live
Can y'all cashapp me gas money?
I've got about 2 liters left
Sawg 💔
use promo code G0F1ND4J0BXD
I ok
o
OMGG
Guys add me
🥰
KMGGG
funny ahh
Good morning.
frwakpool
Good morning🌞
noobs
It didn't work
I could also just sell the kunai for like 100 g profit
Why u mentioned me.
sell it for 100g
profit
🐦⬛🎃
Hold for a bit longer the prices go up 🙂
the eid promocode still works?
Yes 😍( which code? )
it's night but mornin'
check turkish announcement
Good morning🌞

Hey
I need +18 for master
That's cheating...
Comp anyone?
²
Morning🌞
romanians
add me
Give id
All code are expired
Racist game.
Honaaaaluliuuuuu
@onyx python happy bday
👅👅👅👅
😂
Thanks sir
Happy birthday dude
Thanks sir 🥰🥕
In that case I'mma take off my suit and put it in u
🙂
huh
Oh that's gonna take 5 hours
Pls does anyone wanne play
I'm old that's why


Hi
yes


🥀
Selling those mid fingerless gloves fr
Is the clan with the [SO2] tag exclusive?
Ok bro

Nabber
chat
Alătură-te trupei mele în Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/123308574
@verbal imp weirdo
What did I do 
what did bro do
have what
u existed, that's what u did 🙏
Alătură-te trupei mele în Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/123308574
So2 clan tag
I give 15 who can end the pass
oh
@bronze grove help me?
W goat
What's wrong?
Wow
I'm trying to get verified for the elite role in 5v5, but I haven't heard back
You should contact with @silk moth
You sent me this "Please send a message to 23461498" what did you mean?
would this be an id?
This in game ID you should send a message to there, if you want to verify your ranks
Oh, thanks for your attention.
Hello guys I’m new
so game still good?
Really
Ty man
I think the rank system is better than before
o viqa
Only for low ranks xd
lf who can edit a quick short film
ill pay like 40$ fresh cash
i gotta submit my assignment soon
a short film 1 minute length
don't have to be a good film, js need to add foley, music, digetic and non-digetic sound, theme of music, ambience sound and dialogue.
Anyone so2?
So2
So2 what?
👅👅👅👅
Freaky Wednesday
So2
💀
@quartz forge who we hating today ?
Who want push ranger
Join a editing server you’ll find someone much quicker
Hi
Hi
Hi
Someone compe?
Reached master 🤩🤩🤩
Id 15173726
😭
Just use capcit
Capcut*
Theres alot of tutorials in YouTube too
Send me too tbh, lemme see if it's different than the one I know
Look dm
bad kitty
🦛
Thanks gang, I gotcha
Is ihms not enough for you? Bad kitty
Haarcb ofc
Kohli gone
I am the happiest person in this world rn
🦜
Buddy thinks it’s all sunshine and rainbows
@plain pagoda siraj really smoking his former team lol💀
@quartz forge aint u the cn guy that got scammed???
I have never been scammed in my entire life(I am Indian)
huh.
ooohh
ur the guy who said hed start workin out
Yes I have started going to the gym
But
hows it going
I have allergy to protein
what.
Yes it's not permanent
But
I am getting hives all of a sudden
Been a week now
chat

growth im guessing
I’m lactose intolerant 🦜
I did put up 3 kgs of weight though(69.5 kg now)
Fr?
brother what
im 62kg
how tall r u
I am 6 feet
hmm ok
My legs very long
Definitely not surgically modified 
@sour star doc did say to drink much water as possible and avoid heat
I need 60k gold so I can beat Elon Musk in Basketball 😈😈😡
yeah the reason why u have the red thingy(according to google) is bc of heat
ur body starts letting out bacteria (poison we call it in china) and thats why u get acne like thingys
Yes yes exactly
Probably because I haven't left home in 4 years since covid

And suddenly too much excercise
Pop em off
possible
I can continue from 4th of April again
bro is tryna get u to pop major veins
😭 🙏
They cannot be popped
I tried
Bruuuhh I get dizzy seeing that
Those eczema treatments my god
acupuncture?
Ye ye
its good tjo
why is it called acupuncture and not ball tickling
Guys who wants to buy a hounted fang 635 pattern all are sold out but I have it I can sell it
I ain't scared of injections but I don't like seeing it
its for blocked bloodclots
imagine not hitting a shot in your nerves daily
Bruh
Last time I got vaccinated it felt like dying
its not nerves
It only hurts for like a day tho
Dodged a bullet
Never again will I get vaccinated 
Imagine taking 5 year drops for an exam
imagine taking a drop at all
I feel like working in corporate job is lame
according to my family my cousin had such a bad cold or sm they acupunctured on her chin or so and purple blood came out
Better work with YouTube channel. More profitable 
💀
💯
(we are not making it big)
I heard they pay you $1500 per video
It’s a series about world history
Everyone got to cover specific topics
What subj u took?
Kings and Generals channel 🦕
math
@devout bobcat Yo you are a biker
You can literally open a channel
My 2nd biggest enemy
Don’t have a gopro
you gotta have 10k subs or 1k subs first tho
Nah you gotta have skills
Bruh you can get a bike but no GoPro how
🙏
They pay you to edit it, they posted it on their channel
You appearing for mains?
One guy does the script, another guy does the editing, another one does the audio
You only have to survive close accidents that sure gets a lot of views here
Since their videos are “members only”
Everyday, I wish someone would randomly decide to open their door during traffic jam 
🦜
How many kms you got?
What even is that?
Almost 24000 km 
yh
Oh the f1 kinda thing?
MotoGP
im more of a growing knee rider
Good luck(I have lost all hope)
imagine losing hope
nah i'd lose
my life
I didn't loose hope on my life
More like this attempt
I ain't getting general cutoff for suree

Would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?
knee
Nee
ee
Ayo
!!
thanks
Ayoo
bet count me in
cant let lil bro go away without being punished
alr licking ALL of yall
bet
🤤
I taste like polycarbonate plastic
imagine not liking abs plastic
Cheap Chinese motorcycle helmet
Oh yes f1 is cars vroom vroom
Motogp is bike vroom vroom
@quartz forge gt could have stopped them way earlier
@plain pagoda I hate myself
but they throwing a lot of runs
Yes
you are not alone bro
@plain pagoda it's still in favor of gts batting lineup tho
Ye ye beyond that Ig
@plain pagoda sai kishore really underrated all around game
i just realised something
ikr these youngsters are getting better day by day
that mumbai guy too
completes its look
Spoiler is useless under 120 kmh
Aswani kumar?
yup
my man
Indian team getting more competitive than entrance exams smh
bruh istg
im trying to get an s1 race
since last 1 hour
and this game keeps giving me a class races
smh
@plain pagoda starc said in a podcast that we can line up a test,odi and T20 team on the same day and still be competitive
Guess he was actually right
time to pull out the gooner truck
for india ?
Ye
ermm
bro always got something to be mad abt
🦗 🪭
We aren't riding anything
Cricket fan
What's wrong with crickets
trackmania best racing game
trr trrr trr trr they goes
Yes if you wanna compete on hatewatching rcb you are getting no where me
whats trackmania ? that huge trucks doing flips ?
its heaven
Let's see what this is
I prefer Block City Wars - Mine Mini Game Edition With Skins And Guns
🦕
Who to play?
Who can join my status server i stared gw
i wanna compete on hatewatching cricket
certainly certainly
If somebody is interested in gold hit me up I have a easy job for some
o viqa
Nah I’d buy
🦕
need champion 5v5 players
for chep gold dm me
Hello chat.

chat

Trust am basically same skill lvl👍🙏😂
we cant play if mmr differs too much whats ur rank
In 5v5?
yrs
chat.
add me 72471861 @crimson minnow
Alr

Hi
Which p90
Sell bro 🙏
It will rise still
Then sell around 110 or 125
@crisp stump its my fav skin would i be buy it again?
Idk bro
Ok i sell 14 piece
.
- Live in turkey. 2. still live in turkey
is phoenix any good
i was js finishing the duel quests and got placed in phoenix
im gold in comp
I think you need a bank account for that specific country idk
Who to play? 5x5 and 2x2? Only microphone
chat
tomorrow brings sadness
so let today bring more sadness
and yesterday bring you happiness
but yesterday is gone
so is your hapiness
🫵
nab
Tamaki yaps
Yesterday made me wet due to heavy rain
pep talk
not allowed
why is it not allowed
What chat
get a trustable turkish fren to buy for you
“Never trust a stranger” 
Go sleep
im eepy

12:19 am
Kinda lame seeing everyone ghiblify everything

🐓
Yoo, someone for allies no rank I have 2 wins and 1 lose
Ugh.... That's bronze rank
Even the original artist threatens to sue ChatGPT 🦕
Dude 😂😂😂
Bro I lost my acc not my fault
bro i cant believe
Still
It’s always your fault when you lost your own account 
bayonets are 2k gold now!!!
On my main I had pheonix
Okok
What’s even happening to the market
Alr mate
new collection
idk i just bought one for 2.7k yesterday
Damn
ain’t prices back up already

now its 2k gold
Damn
Which
Does anybody wants to play?
Rule of thumb, don’t regret after you bought something 
I have enough kinfes, don't need more but is so tempting
Nothing will last forever
Tru
I bought the kitsune for 2700 also and it was 2400 lil before now 2500
I sold my knife and now I want it back ahhhh
Which collection
dynasty
Which one
Would anyone be interested in purchasing my firearms? Please let me know if you're interested
They gonna be rare or what
m9 db is so much cheaper now smh
They see purple they go crazy
That blue butterfly
Yeah I’ve seen market is little too crazy
I forgot the name
They so ugly
bc of the new knives market crashed, people trying to sell their stuff for em
bfk anims so mid now
old ones so much better
If I may ask, would anyone be so kind as to consider the possibility of purchasing, in the most respectful manner possible, the firearms I have available? I sincerely appreciate your time and consideration in advance.
2 comp ?
I’m all saying they’re not as fun to use compared to other ones
😦
Will knives rise up
hello guys
yes it’s not fun to use now lol
yes but we gotta wait for market to recover
only time will tell…
Some p90 skin is like 90 even tho is blue
old collection maybe
Hi



